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[@joshawottva]

If Zach were here he’d be constantly talking about how Bayonetta is a big beautiful god dess

[@jeremyabbott4537]

um if you met Bayonetta would you let her squish you between her giant goddess toes?

[@alejandrolopez1154]

@@jeremyabbott4537 what kinda question is that? Who wouldn't want to get squished by bayonetta s toes🤤🤤🤤

[@glb1993]

Probably someone who doesn't like feet which would be me, however I'd love to be squished underneath them thicc ass cheeks ;) lol.

[@inunekochan]

He's currently busy being green and retired

[@ninjatakes4321]

The cauldron story was the first to get me until the very end

[@tacticaljunk1608]

When Tomar rips things he wants out of his wife's hands, I wonder if he says "No givsies Jaxxys."

[@rippl3r0]

Jaxxy would beat his ass if he snatched anything. Tomar knows better than to anger the great Jaxxy.

[@gorillaboy8091]

rippl3r0 like tomar doesn’t beat her everyday 🙄

[@buppo8931]

@@rippl3r0 Somebody's not attuned with the Lore

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

23:16 I have never heard Lyle make this ungodly noise before.

[@quagernag]

Maybe there is little green and retired goblin boy inside each of us.

[@michaelk9279]

Thought that was Zack for a second.

[@buppo8931]

Yeah That shit was scary and unrecognizable

[@poppajonty]

I believed Chris’s Irish boiled BB story

[@johnfreeman9349]

i only realized it was fake when he got to the murder part lol

[@selfsaltingslug2534]

He tells something like that in sleepy cabin some of it is true

[@rickjohnson1719]

I was suspicious as to how they would get the boiling hot bbs into the gun

[@elriatonvaquero6212]

I believed the part about about the big witches cauldron

[@kabbablabba4073]

I still believe it

[@IWillBethreatheYou]

The Dragon is called Gamorah, it and the other demons Bayonetta pulls out of her hair are under a contract to be summoned by Bayonetta (or perhaps by Madama Butterfly, the demon that essentially controls/is her magic hair) at her whim to be controlled and fight for her. These contracts are also apparently not necessarily made under wilful terms, as Gamorah ends up breaking it and fighting you very early in Bayonetta 2. Also this game is a giant joke, and those are absolutely Sonic rings. The panther form that Lyle talks about brings up flowers like in Okami. This game and Okami also share the same director, Hideki Kamiya!

[@koboldengineering7687]

They're not gonna read this or care but i applaud the effort

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Ma'am I'm gonna need to check your gamer licence, please step out of the vehicle

[@sadam-kd5ug]

Also apparently The Eggman stuff at beginning wasn't a reference it was just a coincidence that they name him that.

[@IWillBethreatheYou]

@@koboldengineering7687 it's for viewers like you!

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

i want these guys to do more platinum/clover games

[@Top_Nepper]

Jaxxy's Bizzare Adventure: Tomar is Easily Breakable

[@Wolf_Larsen]

That's oddly fitting considering how weak and brittle emeralds are irl.

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

Tomar always goes up to Jaxxy and says "remember how strong I am and how brittle you are. Don't talk down to me ever again."

[@plumpdelicious]

The God of Soap, Kekcario that's gonna be hard for her on account of tomar being 4'6

[@deeta000]

If you pay close attention to Great Days, you can see the characters pointing at Tomar in the sky.

[@waterPsychiatrist]

Oh shit Jaxxy watch out Tomar got all the 7 tomar emeralds he will activate Dirty Deedsomar Done Dirt Cheepomar: Love Trainomar oh god oh fuck

[@sorinori]

I love how Chris forgot that Tomar mentioned the Princess Diana beanie baby like a month ago because Chris is constantly thinking about Big Voldemort

[@AshuraDLaw]

I love it so much when Chris straight up gets excited and entertained with a game like this please guys do a full series

[@donaldn5798]

Platinum games makes some high octane action sequences, it's like nockin' a fat rail of eye cocaine

[@salsamancer]

aw they talked over the monkey sounds at 22:08, I was hoping chris would giggle at that

[@oblivionfan345Tony]

I thought they edited that in lol

[@salsamancer]

@@oblivionfan345Tony lol nope it's in the game. Barely even altered, you can tell it's a stock chimp scream.

[@benjiguy4196]

Chris: Tells a story involving boiling anything Chris's friends: Doubt

[@NFrk97]

"When she Princess Died." - Lyle on Princess Diana.

[@cartoongrump]

19:51 “that just sounds like murder!” The genuine concern

[@billymcondon]

I feel like Chris has had the princess diana beanie baby revelation before in Noita or something

[@jimmygimmy4420]

Yeah...

[@johnroux9680]

😕

[@Corkoth55]

I'm definitely getting Di-ja vu from this conversation.

[@connorfrarey1465]

Feeling like I’ve experienced this before

[@jakobcarver9825]

Yes I specifically remember that

[@PaycBoi]

I was on my first holiday abroad in Spain when Princess Diana died. I was 8 and the whole hotel complex was in the dining room watching the tv about the news all day (I and my family are English by the way). I was so pissed off as I just wanted to play and go to the beach but my parents didn’t want to come away from the tv. Didn’t really get it until a lot later that the event was sufficient. Still I was 8 and wanted to play, so sue me.

[@therealmudafuka7200]

Who has a bigger Funko Pop collection, Maxmoefoe or Chris

[@NERDMANE]

*Punko fops

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@NERDMANE *themed butt plugs

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

*cocaine capsules

[@notinspectorgadget]

@@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 go go gadget prolapse

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

@@notinspectorgadget Usually I'd be FURIOUS and leave my office in anger to go spray WD-40 in my 9 year old daughter's eyes when I see people break a comment chain, but this is the exception.

[@monarosberg6036]

RIP BENNY HARVEY GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN MISS YOU BIG MAN

[@Joe-ki7og]

Had the pleasure of meeting Benny Harvey at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

[@El-Burrito]

What's up with the Limmy comment threads. HERE! D'ya want this mushrum?

[@sweetgeorge3200]

That boy's got the funny bone.

[@robotcalus]

RIP BIG MAN

[@wanderingrandomer]

Lyle's right about Bayo turning into a panther when you run. You have to unlock it, though.

[@hugmuun]

I thought he was talking about devil may cry 5

[@Dekkard5]

It unlocks by chapter 7 I believe

[@vertigoawaypls]

if they dont beat this game i will respect their decision but still be slightly disapointed

[@ScottEmraldClaw]

If I remember correctly the language the angels speak in game is actually the closest thing humans have to the "real" angelic language, I believe they went and studied it for a good period of time so they could put it in the game accurately. Here is a copy paste of the first few sentences from the wiki below. Enochian is the name of the occult language that is used predominantly by the supernatural beings in the Bayonetta series. It is an actual real-world language that was recorded in the private journals of the occultist, John Dee and his colleague Edward Kelley, from the late 16th-century England. Claiming to have discovered the language with Kelley acting as a spirit medium, both men claimed that the language was delivered to them by real angels and also had alternate names such as the Celestial Speech, the Language of Angels.

[@abarragan02]

I’m glad you guys kept playing this game you guys seem to already like the characters and comedy.

[@GigaLordShinyMudkip1]

I am loving this playthrough so far. I am always happy to hear cauldron stories from Ireland.

[@TheRandyTown]

Tomar uses vestibules frequently for his kidnappings, hence why he was able to recite the definition immediately

[@Jman92854]

"What's a vestibule? Sounds religious~" Me with retail experience: It's where the shopping carts go.

[@Coldsteak]

"twitter is the mental asylum of the internet" spitting fax right there

[@islandboy9381]

Instead of people seeking help, reflect and improve themselves they go on twitter so yea it's spot on.

[@DinoboyLegosandMOCs]

Petition to have Oneyplays Mod bayonetta only to have the trumpet go "Buuv" When shot and nothing else

[@Doctor_Nu]

The more I look at Gooseworx’s thumbnail the worse it gets, I suppose that deserves some credit

[@evan860]

How do you know its made by gooseworx?

[@cuppahotnoodles]

Evan McAuley she posted it on her Twitter

[@klc9807]

@@cuppahotnoodles Dang I remember her remix of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town from years ago, didn't realize she was doing thumbnails now.

[@onionsieglinde8718]

@@klc9807 She's a super talented artist, has a good amount of cartoons

[@sweetgeorge3200]

RIP BENNY HARVEY. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. MISS YOU BIG MAN.

[@notmyrealname1999]

Tomar: "Did you make that up?" Chris: "Yeah!" Tomar: "Oh ok" Lyle: "That's so Irish" -Response to 50%+ of Chris stories

[@matthewalvarojr.2634]

I love seeing Chris experience and enjoy one of my favorite games.

[@just_philtv2674]

"This is your top tier" - memes aside loving the series Oneyboys

[@oathkeeperoblivion177]

I would love for Tomar n Chris to see how absolutely batshit insane things get later in the game, more of this pls!

[@Darkeep12]

If I recall correctly, there's also a Princess Diana Funko Pop.

[@JordanHayesRule]

Just googled it it's true...wtf

[@ingridc0ld]

A vestibule is an entrance. Usually one in a church.

[@crenshawpete273]

This definitely isn't the first time they've talked about that Princess Diana beanie baby.

[@fricknicholson9383]

Heck yeah! This game seems to tick all of Chris’ boxes

[@cesarothbirretius9221]

more. I need you guys to experience all the silly moments from this cool game.

[@Nobutehuhh]

That boiling BB story made me cry laughing

[@asslicker6455]

“What do you call it when you boil a pot above water?” Looks like hanging with Cory has worsened Chris’ brain.

[@OhFrittata]

The move is called Panther Within, and you don’t unlock it until later. And no Lyle, it doesn’t happen when you reach top speed walk cycle, you activate it by double tapping the dodge button. Also the demons are not part of her, she summons them with her hair. Which is why they come out of summon circles

[@ChibiCookiexX]

Please keep playing Bayonetta ♡ this was me and my sister's all time favorite games when we were younger 🥰🥰😆

[@grimble4564]

My favorite part of Lyle's character development was when he realized that Twitter is sorta not real life

[@16BITinsanity]

I love Chris’ reaction to the hair dragon.

[@poilolegz9585]

The nostalgia.i wanna see you guys try to finish it. last boss on the last chapter is sick.

[@mistermoo7602]

There needs to be more games where the player character is this merciless with the bosses.

[@dangbassist5225]

Is that Lyle yelling/screaming at the very end? That shit is hysterical.

[@ArchDeusAirsoftNC]

Used to really be into airsoft in my highschool days. Friends got me to play but I actually enjoyed it.

[@CG_GamingChannel]

"I'm still thinking about that 'thing' that happened..." *flashbacks to an Oney Cartoons upload AND Livestream*

[@Detonator111]

Oh, context please?

[@CG_GamingChannel]

@@Detonator111 nah. gotta stay up to date with the biz

[@TheMock5000]

@@CG_GamingChannel why even mention it then?

[@CG_GamingChannel]

@@TheMock5000 Honestly now that I look back at this comment it makes no sense to me

[@spiffiK]

I was born the same night Princess Diana died, so I like to imagine my mom screaming in pain as Chris' dad gets reeeaally mad at him

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

This episode was alright, but I found Tomar’s throwaway comment about Princess Diana “deserving everything she got” followed by Tomar verbally making a camera sound effect (?) kind of insensitive. The bit of the video where Tomar explained how he was one of the people who designed the Princess Diana beanie baby was an interesting segment, although it was kind of soured by Tomar hawking the five he got from surplus to the audience for a ludicrous amount of money.

[@Elegies22]

Sensitive much?

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

Eric Reid I’ll have you know my father is the CEO of Princess Diana and your name will be written down.

[@KalinTheZola]

@@keemstarkreamstar7069 don't even get me started on all the times Tomar said the n word and then bitchslapped Chris. Why is no one talking about it???

[@Elegies22]

@@keemstarkreamstar7069nice joke

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

InkMama Zola And the fact that Tomar has been calling all his coworkers on social media “satanic pedophiles” and using the name “Joe Epstein” when referring to Zach in recent episodes. I think he is going a bit out of line as of lately.

[@thatfunkyduck]

He said "boil a pot above water" like 3 times, so we know it wasn't a one time slip of the tongue

[@xboxgamer3389]

Watching this makes me remember I’ve never beaten this game either ... I should go back and play some day

[@shakey3306]

ooh new content of bayonetta in years

[@Adomanic]

I was intrigued by the Princess Diana talk and did some digging. I've too always thought it was because of paparazzi, but it turns out the driver was drunk and on drugs.

[@loganpetrie9031]

I doubt you guys will see it but the puma ability is earned later and you have to double tap the dodge button to turn into it after you acquire the ability

[@thisguy5582]

I've been growing my toenails out for days waitin' for this puppy!

[@islandboy9381]

I just keep my twitter focused on seeing progress people make on their art, movie or game keeps me motivated and not miserable.

[@schnoz2372]

jsi episode where the criminal mastermind tomar is interrogated about the death of princess die-anna, and his curious possession of a princess die-anna beany baby

[@1dayago843]

2:13 I can't believe they just ignored the Tomar Emerald right in front of their faces

[@MrKakuzukun]

"Dont shoot him, he helped you." Clearly these guys are very newwww to bayonetta

[@poomf]

I do really like the fact that chris slowly gives up on naming episodes as series go on

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

You’re not crazy, Lyle, you get the panther transformation later.

[@xxxShiroKirixxx]

*watching oneyplays is like having a religious experience*

[@kinajilnathaniel]

Yes! Do more bayonetta plz

[@thinguswingus5602]

thank you tomar, for talking about michigan

[@UnsafestPony81]

I wouldn't mind seeing this as a complete playthrough. XD

[@alancalvillo6756]

Most brilliant

[@feckboygurry832]

Heck yeah dude

[@sadam-kd5ug]

Umbran bloody tears is actually made using the Victim of Tomar Cbt dungeon tears.

[@REAPRinc]

Everytime I look at the thumbnail, I hear Bayonetta say " DAAAARLING!" very loud and voluptuously

[@louieboy8340]

Same!

[@RikuHino]

When I was young used to hang out with a guy who would lay his fan on the ground and toss a hand full on metal beebee's in it and we would run because they would fly everywhere

[@jurassicclassic6543]

arright

[@FluteWarped]

God, I can't wait for the Joy torture attack

[@shayok693]

Epic vid watched it all

[@chazworth6604]

I never knew how amazing this game was

[@kentaIzzy]

"I really like the breakdance" proceeds to never use it.

[@thatonequote]

You should look up dodge offset. You need to hold down attack buttons when doing combos in this game.

[@dullheadtv]

Hope Chris notices the Resi 4 reference Rodin eventually makes

[@fusionfountain]

Bayonetta does turn into a puma in the sequel. Also a bird and a sea eel thing

[@randybo7115]

I love this

[@supergordo64]

9:18 Lyle is such a gentleman

[@ITSGOODFORYOURHEALTH]

Tomas: Thanks God of War *Legend of Zelda meekly holds up a heart piece*

[@dededank1847]

Epic gamer moment.

[@Terrakinetic]

19:20 This will eventually become an animation.

[@tomdylan2074]

I smell a full playthrough.

[@f1r3dud34]

Anyone: *reads* Lyle: we don't do that here

[@rm2kking]

I have the real princess Diana beanie baby somewhere. My mom got it back when it first came out.

[@misterbungle7]

Lyle’s got the right idea about social media

[@jacknightingale4428]

God, I love Bayonetta

[@athyist1213]

Here is hope for a full playthrough now that Chris has the Plantium bug!

[@valleyrover4958]

That time of day again

[@DraphEnjoyer]

The angels in this game are based on how higher angels are described in the bible. It starts with people with wings but the farther you go up the tiers they start to look like nightmare creatures

[@andreajohnston9009]

Perfect! 🏆🏆🏆

[@At0micWh1skey]

Almost like bottle caps in fallout, funko pops would be the funniest currency in the apocalypse.

[@MrWotsItoya]

Yes!

[@shardinhand1243]

you guys are soo close to vanquish with this game try it you may like!... this games awesome! bay is best

[@Devilcakes]

"Less than Ten" I can confirm. I'm just here for the campiness.

[@jontee3183]

I miss Oney screaming "ding dong" in my ears during the intro.

[@Two-HeadedBoy]

Bayo! More Bayo!

[@schnoz2372]

Man this game kicks so much ass

[@thread6971]

Tomar talked over the best line in the game "I will, how do the Americans put it? Oh yes, bust a cap in 'yo ass." Dammit, Tomar.

[@nellenbacher]

death profiteered - great band name / film name/ book name. I take.