More Inventions We’re All Disappointed We Don’t Have Yet: Weird Dreams in Smell-O-Vision

[@bryangibson6211]

My dads the VP of a commodities trading company, and every time we are in the car together, he asks if we can play “The British guy” over the speaker. Lmao he’s 55 and has no clue how to KZbin but he gets his blaze on.

[@fuckingghey]

Legend

[@aaronpollitt8630]

Simon needs to shout him out

[@procopiusaugustus6231]

Bet at his age and occupation he knows all about cocaine.

[@richiedagger733]

My mother is 70 and shes on the blaze wagon too. And found it on her own amazingly.

[@lukemckee9772]

Sounds like a crook

[@Nipplator99999999999]

Turning a human into energy and beaming the energy somewhere is easy, turning the energy back into a human is a slight bit more difficult.

[@BiggsTheOwl]

So you're saying we're halfway there?

What if that energy powers a stereo with some romantic music for two people and... you get a human from that energy

[@aaronpollitt8630]

Words of renowned scientist, Nipple Johnston PhD.

[@Nipplator99999999999]

@ your way might have a better outcome, than a transporter. Even if that energy could be reconstituted into an identical clone, science hasn't pinned down what facilitates concouisness and by extension our "soul".

@@Nipplator99999999999 meh... same bad habits and lack of responsibility as the original ain't enough?

[@pottsniffgrond8488]

The opening 5 minutes are an absolute trainwreck and I f***ing love it! Watching Factboi's slow descent into KZbin Hysteria and Insanity has become a common part of my Day to Day goings on.

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

I never wanted a flying car, people can't handle land traffic with grace and civility. I shudder to think of all the "sky rage" that would be going on. I want the Rosie the Robot housemaid. She would be far more useful. 🤖😉👍🏻

[@runed0s86]

Semiauto cars would be better than full auto cars because people would still think they're in control

[@matthewernst9019]

I agree. If flying cars were to become a real thing they would need to be fully automated and most importantly they would need to communicate with every other flying car. Not being able to manually control the flying car except for something like an emergency parachute is the only way it could be possible. Fully self driving cars also will have the ability to communicate to almost every other car on the road at some point in the future too. Its the safest way. I want a Rosie but id settle for a Roomba but that doesnt constantly clog and one that has a big waste compartment.

[@ctakitimu]

@@matthewernst9019 And you'd have to make them with no loose parts like hub caps, coz that'd hurt if it fell on you. And windows that didn't wind down when in flight. They'd have to be really lightweight too

[@tallondarkfeather9728]

tho the first few months/years would be funny watching some raged out idiot open his door and get out

[@runed0s86]

Imagine someone trying to break the window of someone else's car lol The design of flying cars would probably have a seamless digital display on the inside and an outer shell with a screen that would make thick metal look transparent. Flying cars would have to be incredibly durable, otherwise bad things might happen when in bad weather or if hail happens. One of my family members made extremely awesome diy bulletproof glass, and caught a person desperately trying to break in with a brick... It didn't work lol

[@drboze6781]

The great thing about westerns is that you can't smell the horses.

[@Fuchswinter]

Idk horses smell quite okay actually... I'm more worried about the people

[@tmarritt]

@@Fuchswinter that would give historical dramas a very different feel. Imagine Downton Abbey.

[@Fuchswinter]

@@tmarritt highlander too. No thanks

[@thegreatgambeeno]

Or the women.

[@Larsenne]

Amen to that!!

[@Lycan_phoenix]

I actually DID sit in a chair and watch LOTR 12hrs straight. It was GLORIOUS

[@silverskyranch]

Same here! I want to spend a whole weekend now binge watching The full Extended editions of The Hobbit and LotR back to back. lol

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Because thats what Legends do. Once a year.

[@dillongage]

@@silverskyranch did that a few months ago when a friend pointed out I had the theatrical versions of the Hobbit. Didnt even know there was extended cuts until that day

[@jscotthatcher380]

confirmed: when the camera isn't rolling Fact Boy just sits in a chair in the dark alone with his thoughts. 😜

[@TheRogueVandil]

I feel so much better about doing this now

[@peterj903]

Hello Darkness my old friend I've come to talk with you again...!!!

[@maryalicefrazier2817]

He doesn't just sit alone in the dark. He teases Danny in the basement with food and freedom.

[@paulherman5822]

This basically means that the replicant for Business Blaze gets shut off between recordings. Allegedly.

[@rileyemery925]

@@TheRogueVandil f9

[@GreyFeather420]

Love how Simon claims that he dislikes Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Raid Shadow Legends, but cannot seem to keep those subjects out of his smooth-brain for more than a moment 😂

[@alexc9372]

Simon really does have a smooth brain though

[@jrfish007]

If he mentions things commonly searched on KZbin, it helps with the YT algorithm… or so people say

[@badluck5647]

@@jrfish007 I love how the more Simon makes fun of Raid Shadow Legends, the more RSL ads they play during his videos.

[@moo-snuckle]

cause he recognizes its not the norm. like me hating game of thrones. when i tell people, they think im crazy

[@RexOedipus.]

@@moo-snuckle The fuck are you on about? Everyone hates it now

[@sarahrosen4985]

This Friday’s live stream: Simon sitting in a chair for 12 hours. Can’t wait!

[@dlstc]

Is he actually streaming? Where did you hear this?

[@GuntherRommel]

Simon, Sam, and Danny are absolute LEGENDS. AlLEGENDly. Oh my goodness, Skeledalf.

[@drboze6781]

Grandmas shrink over time naturally. They don't need a shrink ray.

[@TheGrinningViking]

They just dry out like sponges. If you rehydrate then they spring right back into shape.

[@brynstarkiller7419]

So would brains with a chip

[@jasonwaddle6573]

The VSauce bump at the start totally got me lmao

[@memphisdaniels3218]

Host: Wsauce 😂

[@Gerelos]

VSauce Michael took my fingers.

[@jacquesmesrine4930]

I went to change the video so fast

[@coconutcore]

Me too 😄 I was confused as hell, but actually quite happy to see him.

[@forbiddenera]

Lol got me too I was like wait im sure I didn't click on vsauce I swear I can tell them apart

[@razz1166]

Flying cars are a terrible idea. People can’t driving a normal car right; the energy required to fly is much higher than what’s required to roll on tires; as Neil deGrasse Tyson points out, we already travel in the third dimension when we drive over an overpass; and the thrust required to keep a car up would be hazardous to everything under it which is why helicopters and rockets have dedicated landing spaces. Now where are self driving cars so all the terrible drivers aren’t a problem?

[@viridian-]

Like a friend of mine said: It would be [famous terrorist attack] every day.

[@malditoduende2140]

I got into a car accident today because someone ran a stop sign and I t-boned them. Their car spun out and hit the curb (3 way intersection) and then they sped off. I pulled over and saw almost no damage to my car, so I just went home. That’s how flyings cars will be

[@ItsAsparageese]

Yeah my dad pointed out when I was young that jet packs will never be a realistic mass thing because we simply don't have a wide enough field of vision. We'd be crashing into each other at sidelong angles all the time, it already happens with certain intersections in some areas that have super disproportionate accident rates due to particular angles keeping people from seeing each other even though there's nothing in the way. There's a reason insects have eyes that are way big/expose a lot more surface area of a sphere as a light-receiving surface. Hell we don't even have full 180 degree vision we just sorta think we do lol

[@bronhaller]

"insect forcefield" - my brain went to a forcefield made of insects and I was imagining a skyshield of gnats or something... I think I'm broken

[@stevemillen_Realtor]

I was sitting in traffic this morning and heard someone screaming "Am I right Peter?". I couldn't stop laughing in time to scream OGBB

[@_Hodgepodge]

Simon doing his "BBC Reporter" voice is literally his Xplrd voice.

[@Cyph3r912]

Simon, you trying to cover the fact you now have Danny chipped incase he escapes the basement with Sam?

[@runed0s86]

Wait... Sam is still alive?!

[@almighty3946]

@@runed0s86 he’s clinging to life

[@necromora666]

I wanna see Simon do a Business blaze about the extended edition of Lord of The Rings. 😂

[@stephjovi]

He'd cringe so much 😂. Have you watched his TIFO on LOTR? It was even better because he has to pretend to be interested there and than he gets to enjoy the entire comment section exploding because he hadnt looked up the pronunciations of the names

[@dantemoose420]

@@stephjovi no yeah, but i want him to live stream it, just talking shit with the occasional "AM I RIGHT PETER?". Folks in the comments be like "He BrOkE HiS ToE!" And Simon would be all like "I don't care."

[@Fitten06]

I mean, he DID play Raid: Shadow Legends and Papers, Please...

[@stephjovi]

@@Fitten06 even played a LOTR game 🤣

[@TheVirtualObserver]

Funny that Simon's like, "Ahh porn, the innovators." when the porn industry has historically actually been the innovators. They're largely responsible for VHS winning over BetaMax or for the wide scale availability of online payments for instance.

[@breathmints7146]

Also Bluray over HD-DVD

[@TheWaterboarders]

Also, online streaming, video compressing, and I suspect, the internet in general.

[@mbryson2899]

Without porn having laid the infrastructure Mr. Whistler wouldn't be getting paid to charm us on the internet.

[@rickc2102]

The human-tech link has generally led with the human id.

[@sporkafife]

The VHS beating BetaMax because of porn is a massive myth. Both formats had porn. Sony had no control over what content publishers published on their format.

[@ignitionfrn2223]

6:50 - Chapter 1 - The dream machine 14:40 - Mid roll ads 17:25 - Chapter 2 - Insects forcefields 22:20 - Chapter 3 - Honey, we didn't shrunk the kids because science 28:45 - Chapter 4 - Smell o vision - Chapter 5 -

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

the movie Upgrade handles the concept of what would happen if cybernetics were made publically available very well

[@rebeccahamner8795]

That is one of the best bits about winter, no flies or gnats! Or getting stung by yellow jackets when you are mowing because it’s winter and there’s no bees and you don’t have to mow the lawn. Now that I think about it the song is absolutely spot on “It’s the most wonderful time of the year” 😂😁

[@SandrA-hr5zk]

Simon has never been to Disney World before. Disney has long since learned how to turn smells into profits. The fresh smell of making waffle cones or the sauerkraut wafting from Casey’s Corner have never been real smells. They even concocted the oil in the popcorn machines to intensify the smell of popcorn. Plus, how can you not know what Rome burning smells like.

[@TeamQuigley]

My favorite interactive film is Rocky Horror, granted it's just the audience throwing stuff and yelling at the screen but it's still so much fun.

[@adamloverin231]

Simon: Doesn’t know the first thing about 90% of epic movies. Simon: Busts out “Desert Eagle” without a hitch. Should the people around him be worried?

[@BrownCoatCaptn]

Learning about UK culture is half the reason I'm here the other half is for the sheer entertainment of the chaotic energy that is this channel. Also seeing parallels between US and UK things is fascinating to me :D

[@godlygamer911]

I love when Simon just brags about having a lack of imagination

[@fatgreenman]

Sam, the plops at 7:04 & 7:06 were the pinnacle of this video. I’ve not watched the rest yet, but I can’t imagine it gets any better.

[@TheLordOfTheLegos]

Speaking of smell-o-vision and brain chips, couldn’t there be a brain chip that stimulates the olfactory nerve to trick us into thinking we are smelling specific scents that is hooked up to sync up with a movie or show? Hmmm

[@maiaallman4635]

Clever!

[@jimcappa6815]

Big brain idea right there!

[@WildeFyre69]

_Some_ theaters tried 'Scratch & Sniff" but in the end it just stunk. In real life news, a man with a nuereal interface successfully parsed a sentence onto a monitor, and he is getting better at it all the time… and that's great news! Thanks for the video Simon! Cheers!

[@richardtherichard26]

17:58 you’re talking about Lyme disease, a buddy of mine contracted it back in hs, lost most use of the left side of his face for a year.

[@jkalaniannyoung]

the “doesn’t have to be your dog, could be your neighbors dog” absolutely sent me

[@sailinbob11]

Bring on a remake of Blazing Saddles. Make the bean eating scene much more enjoyable 😉

[@MeduseldRabbit]

Simon needs a memory upgrade to remember where he is in the script.

[@choco-kun7221]

lmaoooooooo

[@newman977]

Simon, with your memory reference of drawing a photo realistic street you were just on, brings up a fantastic Biographics subject. Stephen Wiltshire. He does exactly what you said, but entire cities, from memory!

[@lordofelectrons4513]

'No one touches my brain it's my second favorite organ' W.A.

[@kootmcgoot8677]

That bee at 19:23 made me spit water on the back of my homies neck in the front seat. We now not homies. Thanks Sam🙄.

[@cjtaylor1977]

Magic spoon may not go with wine but a Domino's Mighty Meaty goes great with Bolinger #EndOfALongMovingDay

[@atmossanguine9468]

That clip from Lupin the Third gave me a throwback stroke of nostalgia, thanks Danny, for those repressed memories.

[@acepilot1]

Bought some rotting turtle so I can have smell-a-vision while watching Business Blaze

[@SilentServitude]

I 100% feel you on rewatching these kids movies, and now I sing along with the songs in Coco whenever my kid is watching it in the background.

[@johnstevenson9956]

Oddly enough, I'm not looking forward to "smell-o-vision".

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

Now that I think of the possibilities ...neither am I! 👃🏻😳😆

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Porn. Worst idea or best. But the one reason not to invent smell-o-vision.

[@123Perillo]

Simon: "Have you seen that ludicrous display last night?", "The thing about Arsenal is they always tryin' walk it in."

[@thrash512]

YOU CAN JUST ASK THEM TO ADD EXTRA PATTIES TO YOUR BIG MAC. THERES BUTTONS FOR EVERYTHING ON THEIR COMPUTER

[@darkseraphim42]

That voice is definitely Jeremy Clarkson doing the Top Gear sarcastic announcements.

[@aalhard]

Great job Sam and Danny....

[@tthappyrock368]

Dream recorders... just woke up from a dream. I don't want to remember that one. But here Simon is making me laugh and feel better! Simon, you truly make the world a better place! Thank you!

[@kelleygreenEmpressOne]

There's a guy who can glance At a City and draw a mural of it in REDICULOUS detail and accuracy. So there's more out there than you think....

[@w00tb0ss]

I saw that too. Have to look him up again. He is a legend.

[@jeffdroog]

Humans are proof anything is possible.The fact that humans feel they have little choice in their abilities,or their future is what holds anyone back from being amazing.If you really wanted to do that,you just need to dedicate time and have a passion for it,and you should realistically be able to do it.People giving up too fast on anything is why we lack progress.

[@rainbowtheythemshe1115]

Spray your Rotting Turtle whenever Simon goes on a tangent, smell-o-blazion!

[@spacej0e]

Simon we want more epic blazes

[@runed0s86]

LONGER INTROS! MORE FACTS! KEEP TALKING, FACT BOI!

[@ryanroberts1104]

It was definitely Michael Stevens who stole your keys. He's totally trying to move in on this business blaze thing!

[@wut274]

How about a successful technique for cryogenics or immortality, aye BlazeBoi? 😜🤣😆

[@theenzoferrari458]

That daddy chill meme guy looks like DJ Khalid and Chewbacca had a child. Lmao.

[@SkunkApe407]

Cryogenics is bs. You want the secret to immortality? Talk to Keith Richards and Willie Nelson.

[@rogueviking9268]

Whistler Cryogenics, Inc is taking investors and has some amazing packages for different investment levels, up to and including getting to #FlogDannyForLongerIntros and an exclusive viewing of the NK cut... Allegedly...

[@jacobhuff3748]

@@rogueviking9268 but without the long intros videos would only half as long.

[@maiaallman4635]

Excellent meme work tonight, Sam.

[@markiemark4206]

The "reporter"voice is just your voice from 7 years ago on TIFO...LOL

[@Akren905]

Everytime Simon mentions LOTR we need to start singing "I see fire" lol or insert ur favourite quotes Ahaha 8 ticks.. in the Niagara region one day fishing I had 33 ticks climb into me. 8 muffin welcome the outdoors lol

[@xBruceLee88x]

Replicators? Hmm... With our luck it'll be the Stargate variant first.

[@MrEnjoivolcom1]

OH! You so got me with Michael Vsaucing it in the beginning! Kudos.

[@KriLL325783]

Sounds like Danny should clockworkorange Simon into watching the extended LOTR trilogy.

[@betteryou7hanme]

DDT may eliminate all mosquitos, but DDP yoga will change their lives.

[@Tom-ef1mz]

There's a device for VR that opens different vents of essential oil to make you feel more immersed in nature scenes. you can just buy whatever scents you prefer so if the "aunthentic pine" is too much you could swap it for a similar smell that doesn't bother you.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

I love the smell of cocaine in the woods.

[@DaCoSaNa]

4:13 *Simon going from intro, to password manager, to binmen, to memory, to office keys, to checklists...* Partner: "Look! He's doing the ADHD thing you do!" Me: Really? Huh, so that's what it looks like...

[@42Oregon]

I replayed the segment and though oh shit that's me too...

[@matthewjones9237]

So now you have to do a opening for vsauce now. It's just gentlemenly to do.

[@Mechalon]

22:04 Was not expecting Waspinator to show up, while holding a force field generator of all things.

[@zainlookboonmee]

Idea for a new Channel: SimonSauce. Do I get royalties?

[@theguest3389]

Thanks for the loop of Blaze!!! It seriously helps!!! Take care and have fun!!! 🦄😎😷

[@sidhawkwind8179]

Word on the streets say Beard Blaze oil and Rotting Turtle keeps away and sometimes kills bugs and most living things including plants

[@MsZaneta123]

Thank you, you legend for making my 12 hour shift a little bit bearable.

[@WanderingWriter]

Yes, Simon. That is exactly what Slumdog Millionaire was about

[@cravenmoordik]

Allegedly

[@adamkg3215]

"Why are we talking about this? What's wrong with me today?" Keep it up, Simon! We love the random tangents. I think you need even more.

[@tylor2765]

The past was the worst, the present also sucks, and the future will be disappointing. Blaze Boi, are you trying to say something??

[@joshuahunt3032]

6:04 Simon speaking my language. At least on the matter of building orbital habitats, I’m not going to immediately knock the possibility of colonizing Mars. But I would also prefer asteroid mining to any kind of planetary life.

[@Netasuke]

I would take a class from Professor Simon, would be a ton of fun but ultimately learn nothing really useful. They would just make car cases so your shrunken car doesn't get scratched up, probably cost as much as the car.

[@virginiathomasakaicedragon6579]

I already have enough trouble watching the food network and getting hungry, if I could smell it I would probably lose my mind lol

[@jackiewarner9953]

Flying cars are called helicopters and you can get a special license 😉

[@matthewryan647]

An English Lord made a trebuchet that launches cars, thats closer to flying cars lol

[@sarahrosen4985]

Simon: flawlessly reads ad copy from iPad. Also Simon: prints Danny’s script on murdered trees to read from.

[@jeffdroog]

Danny's scripts are worth the tree flesh.

[@the_rachel_sam]

Simon, you’d be served for dinner before my darling Beatrice, a puppy.

[@furyrage2011]

Sam mijo, you killed me with the people standing at the theather on the fart. Good stuff

[@phillygirl5957]

When I hear Shrink Ray, I automatically see SpongeBob & Patrick 😂🤣😂🤣.....I need to stop smoking "special" cigs! 🚭 LOL! 💜 Much love from Philadelphia

[@adenkyramud5005]

Blaze the business, not the spicy cigarettes

[@phillygirl5957]

@@adenkyramud5005 lol 🤣😂...how right you are👍

[@stefanhoimes]

For a long time, I had a sticky note by my front door that just said "Hey, jerkoff! Phone, wallet, keys, EpiPen?" Now, I just have a hook right next to my door where I have my keys and a mask hung up. I rarely forget my keys anymore and make sure to hang them up first thing in the door.

[@stephjovi]

Me: as a child I used to have this strange dream knee and over. My friend : maybe it's an omen or it happens in a parallel universe! Me: 🤔there's a universe where the road next to the building where I grew up, is covered in ice because of an ice age, and Captain Kirk and Mr Spock kept standing there with their tricorders? Really? I mean it could mean that my brother kept watching enterprise and somehow it scared me and that kept into my dreams. But sure you're interpretation makes sense 😂

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

Got/Need - OMG this takes me back to the 80s/early 90s collecting hockey cards. And mid-90s MTG.

[@nicoleklassy2064]

Danny and I, same page. (Danny in the basement) Maybe if I can make him see me as a person just like him he will release me. SAM STOP PICKING ON HIM WITH YOUR MEMES!!!

[@samuel_avila]

No

[@nicoleklassy2064]

@@samuel_avila WHY SAM!!!! We are trying to rescue you!!

[@slonlo364]

That segue to the Squarespace ad... That was Linus levels of smooth.

[@solusprime8143]

17:40 SPOOOOOOON!

[@holyassbutts]

Nice 😎👍

[@learningthebagpipe5234]

I stumble on to this through today I found out, and I do love the Blaze. You should do an entire episode doing a funny accent. A different suggestion is covering natural disaster relief failures

[@jacobhuff3748]

please don't make a dream Recorder, if my dreams go public then I'll be put on the Sex Offenders list, NSA No fly list and SLPC Hate map. I can't control what's in there and it's one of the few places where I can be Satirically/Faux evil without consequences. No judgement, please.

[@perrydowd9285]

Have you considered the profits you could make by putting those dreams on the net? You sicko. 😂

[@jacobhuff3748]

@@perrydowd9285 Yes, But it would have to be published pseudonymously and it's my subconscious that's a sicko.

[@adenkyramud5005]

My dreams are usually filled with more blood than a low budget gore flick. The amount of money I could make with that.... On the other hand I think it's better when these things stay there and not reach the real world in any Form...

[@jeffdroog]

You've already been judged,and all of those agencies are aware of your activities as they have access to your internet history man! Lol You're on a very non private,more or less,global network.Anything you've been up to,someone knows already.

[@ArtamStudio]

"Come on, Elon!" 🤣 One segment of John Landis' _Kentucky Fried Movie_ parodied the smell-o-vision concept by showing how feel-o-vision" movies would work...or not work.

[@BioLegacy141]

I'm so sad. When he said desert eagle I was hoping he was talking about a sandy beige coloured eagle and I got excited for the half a second before he clarified.

[@zch7491]

Squarespace is a loyal sponsor of practically every channel on this site

[@LtNduati]

I'm 20 seconds in and already crying tears of laughter

[@apersonyes3198]

where are your.

[@theenzoferrari458]

That daddy chill meme guy looks like DJ Khalid and Chewbacca had a child. Lmao.

[@LostInDub]

Danny is so well practiced at baiting Simon into rambles :-D

[@terryenby2304]

In Disneyland Paris when I was a kid there was a cinema with “Honey I Shrunk The Audience” playing. They had these air puffs under the seats for “rats” and water spray when they dog sneezed on us and everything 🤣 it was great!

[@jaysalisbury193]

Thank you for triggering a cool memory, awesome!

[@almighty3946]

This channel is utterly legendarily bizarre and I LOVE it.

[@Marykate465]

Funny writing , long rambling tangents and random memes are all I need in this world.

[@nathangrindle1645]

Is the blue lamp in the background new, or am I just unobservant?

[@TheBlueB0mber]

Haha, Simon’s view on LoTR is exactly my view on homework. I will sit in this chair until I die before I do this assignment!!!

[@zch7491]

The Japanese are working on Taste-o-vision, can’t wait for the hentai adaptation 👅

[@holyassbutts]

🤮🤮🤮🤮😀🤮🤮🤮 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬆️⬜⬜⬜ That one's me

[@scottinWV]

Like I'd want to sit for 8 hours rewatching my messed up dreams from the night before.

[@SkunkApe407]

Smell-o-vision sounds great until the poo scene in Jurassic Park comes on. Or you're watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 🤮

[@StreetofCrocodiles]

The movie Perfume would be REALLY interesting with smell-o-vision.

[@theenzoferrari458]

That daddy chill meme guy looks like DJ Khalid and Chewbacca had a child. Lmao.

[@stephjovi]

@@StreetofCrocodiles we had to read the book on school. It's way creepier than the movie. I would not want to smell sweat shit and Rotten fish in Paris 😂

[@stephjovi]

Imagine Pirates of the Caribbean part 200 in smelllevision. Sweating pirates shit and rum yummy 😂

[@SkunkApe407]

@@stephjovi lmao.

[@markriley7299]

I love the memes Sam puts in but the dog that says fuck was amazing placement when he said it could be your neighbors dog lmao

[@mrwhirly0358]

New channel name suggestion: Mr. Whistler’s Fine Vintage Memes. Also would work as a quaint corner store. Or on a bottle of some sketchy century-old elixir.

[@310BPM]

Whistlin' Simon's Ye Olde Meme Shoppe ??

[@theenzoferrari458]

More like a actual shop where people can pay 10 pence to look at a screen to see a picture or video meme for 5 seconds.

[@forthexp8649]

A 2024 "Blazé", vinted and bottled by Danny in the basement, sounds more tempting to me.

[@paulherman5822]

Magic Spoon doesn't go with wine? Either you're not trying, or you haven't found the right pairing, Simon. Maybe a nice Wild Irish Rose, a Thunderbird, maybe a box wine... 😁