The first 100 people to go to www.blinkist.com/businessblaze are going to get unlimited access for 1 week to try it out. You'll also get 25% off if you want the full membership
@sebaseba67103 жыл бұрын
Hi Simon I know you might never read this but if you want to watch some crazy violent mma football, check out calcio fiorentino in Italy! It's wild and a lot of fun. You could even make a video on it
@chrisdugas12263 жыл бұрын
Hi Simon. If you're interested in mediaeval ultra-violent football, you should do a video on the Atherstone Ball Game, which is still a thing that happens today. It was cancelled once last year for the first time in 821 years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atherstone_Ball_Game
@sebaseba67103 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdugas1226 it's pretty fucking insane tbh
@julianshepherd20383 жыл бұрын
Not UK 1993 England and Wales 1993
@julianshepherd20383 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdugas1226 or Leeds United in the 1970s
@NathanCassidy7213 жыл бұрын
It funny how Simon goes off on slavery while keeping two “unpaid interns” in his Blazement.
@ilajoie33 жыл бұрын
He provides them with a place to sleep and stuff like mushrooms and magic spoon to eat
@Snp20243 жыл бұрын
He pays them actually in 5 gummy bears and 2 glass of water per script
@cabe_bedlam3 жыл бұрын
They arent unemployed, they have plenty to do :)
@DarkZodiacZZ3 жыл бұрын
"Volunteer workers"
@charleyedwards21213 жыл бұрын
blazement heh
@laurenrenae6403 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else going around saying "Am I right Peter"... my family is now sick of me and I love it!
@janetmaahs86533 жыл бұрын
Or walk around crying out OGBB!!!
@drkleo0013 жыл бұрын
AM I RIGHT, PETTUUHH?!?
@YusriRilke3 жыл бұрын
extended rimshot gang rise up!
@janetmaahs86533 жыл бұрын
Budda, boom, boom.....chhhhhhhhhhhh!
@bullzebub3 жыл бұрын
that would be weird...
@paultidwell87993 жыл бұрын
We need this whole series because the past doesn't get NEARLY enough abuse.
@Rocketyfox3 жыл бұрын
"The only person ever killed by a round of applause" so he got clapped then...
@flyingtrap41693 жыл бұрын
He came in by the clap 👏 and went out by the clap 👏
@K1LLERSQU1D3 жыл бұрын
@@flyingtrap4169 Hahahah
@valdemarramirez60153 жыл бұрын
I just facepalmed so hard right now. The best part is I'm sitting in a doctors office and some of the other patients turned to look at me
@toric60053 жыл бұрын
My fave “turned down a knighthood” story was when Edward VII tried to give a knighthood to a portraitist who lived in the UK but didn’t do any research and the guy sent back the reply thanks for thinking of me but I’m an American Citizen. 🤣
@elsden7223 жыл бұрын
.... fascinating
@shadehunter3 жыл бұрын
@@elsden722 No need to be a wise-ass.
@youngspaghettii3 жыл бұрын
@@elsden722 yeah what was even the point of ur comment 🤡🤡
@DayZeroGaming3 жыл бұрын
When you been binging the last 350 hours of the BB stream and have to open another tab to check out the new video📹 Blaze on, Legends.
@therealunicornselene3 жыл бұрын
Legends binged the last stream a month ago 😆 (just kidding, blaze on)
@sailinbob113 жыл бұрын
Guess those soccer guys would never make it in hockey. I've been watching a few matches lately, and they literally fall down when someone runs past them.
@terryenby23043 жыл бұрын
@@sailinbob11 yeah, but have you seen rugby? The guys are hiding injuries to get back on the pitch lol
@anarchyantz15643 жыл бұрын
I know, AM I RIGHT PETER?!?
@DayZeroGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@therealunicornselene BLAZE ON!
@arceusmaster913 жыл бұрын
17:27 as a Canadian, it warms my heart someone across the ocean appreciates the absolute full contact fist fight rules of ice hockey. There was a guy who LITERALLY momentarily died on the bench and asked the coach to let him continue playing.
@Terri_MacKay3 жыл бұрын
I live in Canada, but was born in Philly. I really, really miss 70's hockey, and all those bench clearing brawls. The Flyers and the Leafs had quite a rivalry and more than a few epic battles , and living so close to Toronto, I WAS NOT popular in high school when I would strut down the halls in my Flyers jersey. 🤣🤣
@Ahalaya Жыл бұрын
As my mother and I like to put it: "I went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out."
@daniel-is6zf Жыл бұрын
Hang on hang on hang on... It's approved lol... I'm spewing the only time they'res beef anymore in NRL is when origin gets a bit gritty 😆
@phantomechelon3628 Жыл бұрын
I have tried watching hockey a few times and always thought it looked more like organised fighting with sports equipment. If anyone actually scores its just kind of a bonus... 😆
@cherylmaden5989 Жыл бұрын
I've met ppl who play hockey. Apt description. Also ppl who play rugby. It feels like hockey wo ice???
@C.L.Hinton3 жыл бұрын
I wondered where Terry Pratchett got his "shove" version of football from in _Unseen Academicals._ It turns out his horrific version was actually toned down from the historical truth!
@DangerAngelous3 жыл бұрын
All of Simon's neighbours and people walking outside: "Who the f*** is this bloody Peter"
@thirteenthandy3 жыл бұрын
"But you know what's never ugly? Shaved balls! Oh wait, wrong ad, sorry."
@01oo0113 жыл бұрын
“My allegiance is to the republic! To democracy” - Simon
@thejudgmentalcat3 жыл бұрын
Sounds oddly familiar...🤔
@jlcs963 жыл бұрын
Hmm..everything checks out here.
@thomasridley86753 жыл бұрын
There isn't a single republican in the u.s. Congress that can say that without breaking out laughing.
@furyrage20113 жыл бұрын
Suspicious...
@Blackinterceptor9993 жыл бұрын
@@thomasridley8675 I can't even read the word congress without yelling out loud TERM LIMITS! Then punching something
@annak3143 жыл бұрын
Wow never been this early! 😂 Bring on the blaze!
@douglasbillington85213 жыл бұрын
Blaze on, Anna.
@canaan53373 жыл бұрын
A dragon attacks Buckingham Palace in the queen calls upon the knights of the realm. Sir Patrick Stewart Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Paul McCartney all arrive the palace shining armor seated on white horses. Then Sir Elton John shows up in gold armor covered in gemstones riding a unicorn and says "alright let's go kill this dragon for the queen"
@beanbrewer3 жыл бұрын
Sir Elton John held his own in the fight in that kingsman flick.
@ericharkleroad77163 жыл бұрын
I like how Simon always looks like he's as surprised as the rest of us about who the sponsor is
@jamiekidd54713 жыл бұрын
I feel like Simon doesn't know the Hurdy Gurdy is a real instrument 😂
@whee383 жыл бұрын
Anti homeless ordinances still exist. We design cities to make their lives harder. It's called aggressive architecture
@1IGG3 жыл бұрын
Like those spikes on the ground.
@cherylmaden5989 Жыл бұрын
So you've been to Florida 😂
@michaelpipkin99423 жыл бұрын
Did you say "Abe Lincoln?" Nah, man. I said "Hey, Blinkist."
@theprimo1003 жыл бұрын
Just nip the tip
@macuss873 жыл бұрын
An episode on ridiculous / pointless laws would be fun. For example in a mid west US state it is against the law to go surfing while drunk.; No surfing while drinking Simon, even if we don't have beaches!
@Ahalaya Жыл бұрын
Sounds like someone got wasted and thought it would be funny to either try surfing on a lake or down a street...
@zainlookboonmee3 жыл бұрын
Simon refuses knighthood, Queen takes over Business Blaze and becomes new host. :p
@nikdog65353 жыл бұрын
One is a legend, allegedly.
@AvoidTheCadaver3 жыл бұрын
Smashing that dislike button so fast
@StefanMedici3 жыл бұрын
Am I right Peter?! /Queens voice 😂
@zainlookboonmee3 жыл бұрын
@@StefanMedici 🤣🤣🤣
@personzorz3 жыл бұрын
@@StefanMedici I love cocaine /queen voice
@devikwolf3 жыл бұрын
My takeaway from this episode: there's a good chance Simon Whistler has never heard of David Bowie.
@roysoutdoorlife3 жыл бұрын
Or at least none of Bowie's songs!
@matthewernst90193 жыл бұрын
Now instead of ugly laws cities just make camping in public illegal. it sounds better
@joma57213 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say, they just renamed these sorts of things, as well as demonised homeless people for homelessness rather than disability. Hostile architecture, ordinances against public camping, arrests during the pandemic for “not abiding by the shelter in place orders”, etc. have the same effect as any “ugly law” does in practice.
@acepilot13 жыл бұрын
Oregonian here,I have a few friends who are either homeless or were homeless got roughed up by the police for trying to pitch a tent in the woods
@elle_rose_xx3 жыл бұрын
Sam using Horrible Histories memes is giving me joy
@Jobe003 жыл бұрын
Amendment 13 did NOT abolish slavery ("Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, EXCEPT AS A PUNISHMENT FOR CRIME WHEREOF THE PARTY SHALL HAVE BEEN DULY CONVICTED, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."). It made slavery a punishment for crime. Then afterward, as many of those that would have been slaves were made criminals as possible by hook or by crook to this day.
@tanglewife3 жыл бұрын
As long as the battle's on Saturday night, then Sir Elton's your man.
@johnstevenson99563 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine imprisoning someone for being maimed in an industrial accident? How insane is that?
@QBCPerdition3 жыл бұрын
They should have paid more attention at their job, then shouldn't they? Off with their head!
@johnstevenson99563 жыл бұрын
@@QBCPerdition LOL
@serephita3 жыл бұрын
The north won, but with the loophole in the amendment outlawing slavery means that convicts currently incarcerated are treated similar - they count on a census but can't vote, and are paid $1/day or somewhere around that for any jobs they do.
@youngspaghettii3 жыл бұрын
Dont do crimes then 🤔 easy solution
@KristophM3 жыл бұрын
Duke Nukem! Sam is a damn legend. You are as well, Simon. Allegedly.
@TheQuickSilver1013 жыл бұрын
I can imagine no man less suited for the battlefield than Elton John." I dunno, Prince Charles comes to mind.
@TheDarkVampire6663 жыл бұрын
At least Chucks brother felt going into battle was No Sweat
@personzorz3 жыл бұрын
The Queen would wipe the floor with any adversary
@bateman21123 жыл бұрын
Stephen Hawking rejected knighthood because he wouldn't be allowed to joust in his chair.
@TheRealE.B.3 жыл бұрын
We don't have knights in the U.S., but I'm fairly certain that a lot of the laws over here that let you carry shotguns around at the grocery store also technically apply to swords. To be clear, I've never seen someone walk around the grocery store with a shotgun, but where I live, I think it's technically up to the store to decide if it's allowed.
@cherylmaden5989 Жыл бұрын
Probably true. I think the only law in Florida is banks and bars you have to leave your firearm. I think.
@gregorybarilla90043 жыл бұрын
Simon, this morning I watched the Blaze regarding Bing from 2019. As time has gone on the Blaze has become more manic, and it is a good thing. Don't kick that cocaine habit. I hope your wife understands that you aren't doing it for the rush, but for the fans.
@ItsAsparageese3 жыл бұрын
I'm homeless in the USA and work with/advocate for others in the unhoused community, and it's really not much better now. People are still subject to abuses and fines and persecution for homelessness, sometimes codified as law sometimes just socially acceptable, and it still all stems from the foundation of blaming poor, disabled, and ill individuals for our own circumstances. Most people are fundamentally terrified to accept the notion that the same circumstances could befall them, so they're quick to label me or others as "obviously some druggie psycho" etc. in order to reassure themselves that they're *✨~different~✨* lol. 🤷♂️ It's improving, just slowly.
@PhilosoShysGameChannel3 жыл бұрын
Lhazaroni. The macaroni you get to eat twice cause it comes back from the dead after you eat it. BOOM! back on your plate, good as new!
@Ixidora3 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha, just as Simon said Sam is in the basement I got a home design ad, roflmao
@trinaskyrme87693 жыл бұрын
Happy days again 🙌
@jwhitely73 жыл бұрын
Loving all of the adventure time memes didn't know that they counted as vintage and I'm petitioning to have the next stream be just Simon watching adventure Time
@janetmaahs86533 жыл бұрын
Love Simon's southern twang! Dang
@graemecameron56853 жыл бұрын
hell yeah! I was just looking for a whistler video to watch
@KougajiCalling3 жыл бұрын
Same! I opened up KZbin thinking, "I wonder if there's a new Business Blaze today..."
@nicolastrogdon91993 жыл бұрын
You should actually do a video on ending slavery in America, particularly with our first "official" Juneteenth recently, as putting an end to slavery in the states was not nearly as neat and clean as you would expect.
@1IGG3 жыл бұрын
I would expect it to have been an inhumane mess. You're saying it was even worse? Why am I not surprised.
@suralos3 жыл бұрын
A tragic little fact the no one wants to acknowledge about slavery is that there are more people in this world living in slavery than there during any point in the US Civil War!
@robertwalker-smith27393 жыл бұрын
Lazzaroni was the Neapolitan term for the 'poorest of the poor', who lived in the streets and survived by begging or odd jobs. The word is derived from 'lazar', in reference to the parable of Dives and Lazarus. It was also sometimes used to describe lepers.
@EMurph423 жыл бұрын
OMG SAM! Where did you get that Christopher Walken clip?!? Classic!! Breaking the 4th wall is so rare like SNL rarely does it. I love it. The end
@Deimnos3 жыл бұрын
Praise the Blaze Brothers! Simon, i know how you feel! I've only managed to read 17 books this year! It is a nightmare! :)
@loneragnar3 жыл бұрын
Let the blaze continue!!!!!!!!!
@spunkythedingo98593 жыл бұрын
Hi Simon, it is actually Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan, and Papua New Guinea, who call, what you call football, soccer. We just borrowed it from them since we already had a form of 'football'. And yes, it's like watching a theatric play or opera, this thing you call football.
@janetmaahs86533 жыл бұрын
Yay! New blaze.....been watching the live broadcast on & off! You need to put a few new ones sprinkled within....play a game called spot the new one 😁
@gordonlumbert98613 жыл бұрын
Sir Elton John had National Service in the RAF (yes from the olden days). Made Sargent and served in Iraq in the late 40's. We rode slave catcher out of town on a rail when that law was enforced in Marshal Michigan.
@leeboy263 жыл бұрын
That was his father, not Elton.
@bfgreg13 жыл бұрын
I love when Brits make fun of Americans for using the term Soccer, when it was the Brits who created the name back in the 1800's, and was used in England until relatively recently.
@shadehunter3 жыл бұрын
Wanna know what's bad? The American civil war was fought over taxes between the north and the south. Freeing all the slaves was an afterthought.
@shadehunter3 жыл бұрын
"...and peasantry. Am I RIGHT, PETER?!" Ya know, I wonder if Peter would realize he'd be the basis of a catch phrase for his sexism. Lolol
@RaderizDorret3 жыл бұрын
"Soccer" is a old-style English abbreviation for "association football" to help distinguish the sport from Rugby football in conversation. It came about in the 18th Century and was quite the popular way to refer to association football during the American colonial period. After the American Revolution, we kept the old name for the sport.
@TheDarkestSmurf3 жыл бұрын
The Football Association (FA), which gave Association Football its name and where the word "soccer" derives from, was only formed in 1863, and "soccer" itself came into use in the late 1870s or early 1880s. At that point the American Revolutionary War had been over for about 100 years.
@RaderizDorret3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkestSmurf Yeah. I was way off on that. Still, the fact remains that "soccer" was and still is a legitimate term for the sport.
@TheDarkestSmurf3 жыл бұрын
@@RaderizDorret No argument there, "soccer" is indeed an entirely valid term to use.
@notoriouswhitemoth2 жыл бұрын
Historically, peerages were military commissions. Being a knight in the middle ages was equivalent to being a lieutenant now.
@ignitionfrn22233 жыл бұрын
7:40 - Chapter 1 - The ugly truth 13:15 - Mid roll ads 15:35 - Chapter 2 - The not so beautiful game 22:05 - Chapter 3 - Nobody likes a compromise 26:20 - Chapter 4 - The draconian empire - Chapter 5 - - Chapter 6 -
@The_Republic_of_Ireland3 жыл бұрын
Is it me or does Simon look like a beard and glasses wearing Johnny Sins?
@antitheziz7173 жыл бұрын
Shhhh......allegedly
@cnaisbitt50133 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine watching this as your first blaze video? I'd be so damn confused.
@annettepenwell62203 жыл бұрын
Yes, Simons decent into madness must be watched from the beginning to be truly appreciated
@cnaisbitt50133 жыл бұрын
@@annettepenwell6220 yeah, with all the inside jokes, and the "am I right peters" you'd be so totally lost.
@joseybryant75773 жыл бұрын
I occasionally forget Simon is all alone in his studio. Pretty odd to imagine him just screaming to himself. But aren't we all just doing the same? I know I am.
@F14Goose373 жыл бұрын
One good thing about the long ad reads is when generic bald youtuber with glasses starts his hook and my mind wanders off thinking about whatever that hook is, when I snap back and start paying attention again, he is still reading the ad. It is good because I still get to hear what the product is, and I have not missed any of the main content.
@chriscarroll65943 жыл бұрын
They still play ancient football in Ashbourne, Derbyshire it’s called shovetide and they play at Easter
@florence96603 жыл бұрын
Never fails a new blaze as soon as I clock in and sit down with my coffee
@spacecaptain91883 жыл бұрын
But...could you name all of the laws today? In USA, they vary from town to town, county to county, state to state, and federally, and some of the laws even contradict each-other. There are literally thousands of them (at least), and even the courts can't agree on how to interpret them. How can citizens today realistically claim to know all of our laws? It's no wonder we have so many people in prison today.
@overtlybiased3 жыл бұрын
"Sir Simon Whistler" has a ring to it
@christina1wilson3 жыл бұрын
The more things change, the more things stay the same.
@stoneostrich1293 жыл бұрын
Wonder how the neon light will behave if plugged directly into the wall socket? Maybe the transformer became a diva and decided it didn't like the power strip anymore.
@spencercassar3043 жыл бұрын
Okay, I've never watched a Business Blaze video before, just geo/biographics and The Casual Criminalist, and I'm so confused by this off-the-cuff dude?! Like, I'm here for it! But so surprised
@driftwood8833 жыл бұрын
Football is still played like this in Atherstone, UK. Search for "Atherstone Ball Game", completely crazy.
@dancook8283 жыл бұрын
Aaa the blaze that gets simon a visit from mr bond
@bpmcgrain3 жыл бұрын
Is there a "Isn't that right, Peter?" shirt?
@crazymusicchick3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kaiceecrane38843 жыл бұрын
""Isn't that right, Peter?" shirt" shirt
@DavidStruveDesigns3 ай бұрын
The real reason the FA banned women from their affiliated grounds was because the women's team didn't actually come under the FA jurisdiction, and as a result the FA weren't earning any money from their games. Also the whole bit about "not donating to charity" was a false claim by the FA - the women's teams were ALREADY donating money to charities, it's just they were donating to charities to do with women's suffrage, to domestic violence shelters and other things that benefitted other women, rather than the more common and "expected" donations to the War Wounded charities of the time.
@peten29563 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is correct Simon. -Peter... actually
@weirdkitty073 жыл бұрын
"Hustling over large balls" That's a line for today.
@roysoutdoorlife3 жыл бұрын
I got the Bowie 'Absolute Beginnings'. Sneaky one Danny!
@anthonyminerovic10883 жыл бұрын
16:49 Simon’s face parts pretty much line up with that neat blue light behind him. Nice decor.
@twosquids3 жыл бұрын
We love you Sam
@douglinn58243 жыл бұрын
"Knighthood means nothing".... except if you're Sir Christopher Lee, may he rest in peace. That man is the original legend.
@adzalonie71723 жыл бұрын
Sir Simon Whistler, Knight of Facts. Boi.
@justinkashtock333 Жыл бұрын
Simon: "it might be a new year... Ahh - oh my God this is clearly the copy from a very long time ago" [Looks at watch stating the time and date of 3:36 am 01/01/2023] Welp Simon... Old things are new again, broken clock twice a day and all that... Happy New Year!
@doctorlolchicken74783 жыл бұрын
I’m with Draco the Lawgiver as far as crimes go, particularly minor traffic infringements such as blocking the junction and not going on a green light because you are looking at your phone.
@jakethomson29913 жыл бұрын
The 13th Amendment only partially abolished slavery. You can be sentenced to serve your prison term in involuntary servitude for the duration of your prison term. In effect you can be enslaved upon the conviction of a federal crime.
@jr29043 жыл бұрын
Well, when you commit a felony you've probably violated other people's rights so you lose yours.
@barneynedward3 жыл бұрын
@@jr2904 unless you were innocent, in which case the guy really who did violate somebody else's rights is still on the loose violating even more people's rights while you are riding in a cell for something you didn't do.
@elsden7223 жыл бұрын
"the Dog and Bollock" lmao
@tessjuel3 жыл бұрын
29:24 "Death all the way for 25 years" - I always thought death usually lasted longer than that???
@rebeccahamner87952 жыл бұрын
Simon at his best. Allegedly
@glennalbus3633 жыл бұрын
7 minute intro. 4 minute ad reads. Go to another of his videos and he apologizes if its over 45 seconds lol. Love this channel
@The_Other_Ghost9 ай бұрын
You know what they say about Elton John, "Saturday nights are alright for fighting"
@twocvbloke3 жыл бұрын
If Duke Nukem says you're ugly, you better believe it, cos he's the one with the chaingun cannon and RPG... :P
@guyorsini10443 жыл бұрын
My wife wants the original T-shirt with the "bald guy with glasses" print because she thinks it looks like me, as well as Simon. But really she thinks it looks, like a sketch of me.
@suedenim3 жыл бұрын
20 years from now, people will be pulling out this video to embarrass Sir Simon.
@mcguckin133 жыл бұрын
Danny, have you been to Kilmainham Gaol Museum? 🤔
@williamknox66483 жыл бұрын
Did Simon Whistler just call Sir Patrick Stewart a massive know? Trekkies assemble!
@422katieleigh3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching your videos for years and the most significant thing I’ve learned from you is what the word Bellend actually means.
@twosquids3 жыл бұрын
It sounds mega awkward with my Midwest accent. An eloquent term just out of my reach
@422katieleigh3 жыл бұрын
@@twosquids Same, I’m also from the Midwest, I could never use it in actual conversation. I always just thought it was a fancy old British insult word, no idea it was so literal lol-as direct as we Americans are, for the most part our insults tend more toward the side of metaphor and innuendo.
@Gothicmom19773 жыл бұрын
Bought my Artsy The Past Is The Worst Tank Top can't wait to wear it!
@Treyn4443 жыл бұрын
Love the “gawDahm”
@michaelmurphy27863 жыл бұрын
I feel Simon could be a southern gentleman. Think of how upset he'd be if Danny and Sam ran away then someone hide them, what would he do for that Blazing content then?
@kalenzypie3 жыл бұрын
Where is the stole the milk from your fridge clip from? Thats new to me!
@Fight4Faulkner3 жыл бұрын
"The 13th amendment abolished slavery" DID IT THOUGH 😫😭🤬
@toddnolastname44853 жыл бұрын
Well, the Democrats have tried their best to keep the black man down. Giving them just enough money to keep them alive, and threatening to cut it off if they try to better themselves. And then telling them they can't better themselves, and need the white man to give them more money.
@isaacwilson57683 жыл бұрын
I hearby knight you "Sir Whistler of the land of legendary."
@dilanbrinkley35873 жыл бұрын
Good Samaritan laws are a things...Inactivity to intervene or report an illegal act is totally a crime in some places. The Edenesque wonderland of my birth, Florida, has one on the books if memory serves
@mattdouplesx Жыл бұрын
Good Samaritan law in LA means you don't go to jail for calling ambulance for overdoses
@jelmerprins3 жыл бұрын
What if Simon is actually locked up in the basement and he copes with it by imagining other people that he locked up in a basement?