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@waynehopkins62722 жыл бұрын
The exasperated, "FUCK!" and him hyping himself back up is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on this channel
@BadGirlTayTayNow10 ай бұрын
the hyping himself up was so funny!! this channel is classic
@SuperLabelPerson2 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the performer frantically patted himself down, knowing full well that he had two raw eggs in his pocket. Be careful not to pat that pocket too hard.
@TheCrazyKT4 жыл бұрын
I've never felt so seen as when he said "one for cereal, one for coffee" completely sincerely
@lordheadass93653 жыл бұрын
which is which for you
@25maxman3 жыл бұрын
Which for which?
@InfinityMax3653 жыл бұрын
@@25maxman cc cc
@Z.C.Pencils2 жыл бұрын
Soy milk for cereal
@mohnomoosik2 жыл бұрын
Whole fat milk in hot beverages suck cock
@ChuckyMarks4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but him throwing the second egg on the ground killed me
@secretforreddit2 жыл бұрын
It implies he must have a third, hard-boiled egg in another pocket, but maybe he actually also has more raw eggs, hence why it wasn't worth the effort of finding the hard boiled one. Genius.
@breadcrumbhoarder4 жыл бұрын
That was way funnier than it had any right being. Like Morpheus forgetting the pills doesn’t sound that funny but the execution absolutely kills me.
@thomasotten48764 жыл бұрын
When he goes "I can talk about milk ALL night" and settles back into the chair it kills me
@Hair8Metal8Karen2 жыл бұрын
*JRR Tolkien has entered the chat*
@thomasotten48762 жыл бұрын
@@Hair8Metal8Karen I absolutely love that reference
@haleyc29624 жыл бұрын
y’all got the audience mixed too high on this one unfortunately, try turning their mic down
@anoekterpstra23084 жыл бұрын
Please let this comment be seen, the quality of the sketches is too high to be tarnished by bad audio.
@haleyc29624 жыл бұрын
i would suggest treating the room as well to lend itself better to small space performance AND live recording
@woodfur004 жыл бұрын
Sal LeBlanc "Treating the room," that's not a phrase I've heard before. Mind enlightening me?
@haleyc29624 жыл бұрын
woodfur00 it relates to audio engineering and using fabrics and other soft material with a lot of surface area to trap echoes for recording setups
@YourSaddestDeer4 жыл бұрын
@@woodfur00 have you ever seen those fluffy panels people put in audio recording rooms? put that all around p much
@plexureiscool4 жыл бұрын
you guys should also give the artists a mic or something, love the channel but sometimes it's hard to hear them with the audience
@mars60384 жыл бұрын
Just what I was about to say
@apolloniakageaki17114 жыл бұрын
Wearing headphones makes it easier but I agree, it'd be awesome if the performers were louder
@dragon-id5uj4 жыл бұрын
legit why i came to the comments
@lorettabes45534 жыл бұрын
Subtitles help a lot :)
@buffpathfinder36074 жыл бұрын
I think it’s because the space is so small that the actors don’t need mics so it’d probably too loud if they added them. It’s a shame but captions are helpful.
@MrPlaiedes2 жыл бұрын
Crazy that it's a solo show but it feels like Trinity and Neo are both there. So good.
@kevinnashiscool14 жыл бұрын
One milk shows you the outside world, the story ends. The other, you wake up running to the bathroom all day.
@jayfredrickson86323 жыл бұрын
Either one, I'm running to the bathroom all day. ****ing lactose....
@aleksandrkobrynich71744 жыл бұрын
The glasses are what got me... those damn glasses
@Deliaexplainsitall67454 жыл бұрын
"but get this, they're squids!"
@amyoakAnimation4 жыл бұрын
There is a genuine backstory to that and i love it, the robots were made as humanoid but when they rebelled agaibst the humans they took it a step further by refusing to even look human
@strikeforgore66263 жыл бұрын
its from japan 😏
@dopey_duck_9442 жыл бұрын
**Squid Game**
@viva5404 жыл бұрын
Are we just ignoring the fact that the entire purpose of this skit is for a pun
@apolloniakageaki17114 жыл бұрын
The egg on the face at the end? I don't really get it, mind explaining? :)
@hq42904 жыл бұрын
@@apolloniakageaki1711 same :(
@alanz48194 жыл бұрын
@@apolloniakageaki1711 Apparently it means to be embarrassed. But I've never heard it used before.
@apolloniakageaki17114 жыл бұрын
@@alanz4819 I see, thanks :)
@viva5404 жыл бұрын
Apollonia Kageaki the phrase “egg on my face” is used when someone has done something stupid and they look stupid because of it
@memebro87034 жыл бұрын
All of that setup for the pun.
@sarahjeanwinkler25404 жыл бұрын
What pun
@yegor24 жыл бұрын
@@sarahjeanwinkler2540 egg on his face
@ownthevoid4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a pun, just a joke.
@MrDodgeGriff Жыл бұрын
I broke when he said "That wasn't hard boiled *at all*."
@bleepbloop2694 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: ahahahahhah That one guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@yeastofthoughtsmind96234 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it ruined what would have been a pretty funny sketch. All I could pay attention to throughout the whole video was that one fucking guy going "HAW HAW HAW HAW." How do you even go through life with such a terrible laugh?
@IsiahTomas4 жыл бұрын
That's not too bad. I worked with a guy that sounded like Eeyore without the personality, laughed half as interestingly, and thought he was the most captivating person in the room. ALL his stories sucked. I think the moment he said, "I live for watching the drama of other people" sold it for me. So at least, you only have one experience with this laugh.
@hariseldon024 жыл бұрын
There's always that one guy.
@defectivepikachu45822 жыл бұрын
@@IsiahTomas thats jimmy carr
@liriodendronlasianthus2 жыл бұрын
@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 I love that guy 😅
@PotooBurd4 жыл бұрын
2% or whole milk 🥛 The only answer for those with lactose intolerance is: Extra heavy whipping cream- if I shall die I will take all of you with me
@Apostate_ofmind4 жыл бұрын
Potoo Burd and over my dead body im gonna take my pizza without cheese. OVER MY GASSY DEAD BODY
@adulthumanfemale4204 жыл бұрын
soymilk😫
@PotooBurd4 жыл бұрын
@uwu yes soy milk is delicious- but some people just want to see the world burn, I am one of those people
@twig85234 жыл бұрын
There is no milk.
@wickedamoeba87194 жыл бұрын
This comment is too real! 😂
@elisabethschmerzler9633 жыл бұрын
If anyone’s having trouble hearing it, turn on the closed captions! They’re linked up and definitely make the experience better!
@ej18674 жыл бұрын
This is even better if your from the UK. 2 percent usually have red caps and Whole Milk has blue ones over here.
@berrim263 жыл бұрын
Here in the US its reversed from that
@Fopenplop2 жыл бұрын
perverse. sickening.
@user-wt2dz5bx5m2 жыл бұрын
@@berrim26 where? i usually see blue labels for 2% and red labels for whole here in socal
@berrim262 жыл бұрын
@@user-wt2dz5bx5m yes that is what I said
@user-wt2dz5bx5m2 жыл бұрын
@@berrim26 you know what, i'm blind and i can't read
@ohnotagain8512 жыл бұрын
This guy's acting is better than I expected. The jokes were good but the delivery man, the delivery is golden.
@schoo92564 жыл бұрын
I didn't want to become one of those people who just says "please mic up your actors" without actually talking about what was in the sketch. But this has pushed me to it. The half of the sketch that I heard was brilliant. I'm really pissed I couldnt hear the other half of it. Please. PLEASE mic up your performers. Especially since they may want to use these clips in a showreel or something. Even set up an online gofundme, I am broke but I would donate a couple of dollars so you could get one mic pack to share between all of your actors. One mic pack. Literally all you need. I just want to hear what they are saying so that I can laugh even harder!
@lorettabes45534 жыл бұрын
Subtitles help. I know they are busy with getting a better mic
@Joe-qm9cp3 жыл бұрын
I could hear everything fine
@TigerPrawn_2 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-qm9cp Other people couldn't
@DoctorNemmo2 жыл бұрын
I always watch KZbin with captions on.
@stevecarter88102 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I agree about the audio but if your goal is to get the content of the script the captions work fine
@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams2 жыл бұрын
Literally the funniest concept and execution I've seen on this channel, and one of the funniest matrix parodies. It works cynically as a critique of the movie, but also as a kind of love letter to the character. Cant help but root for him.
@sarataylor61644 жыл бұрын
This is not an impression, he sneaks a prize class wiggle of Morpheus losing his cool. It's an homage.
@affluenzashot4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: an easy way to tell if an egg is hard boiled or not is by spinning it on a flat surface. Raw eggs don't really spin on account that its yolk is not a solid body and is unable to hold momentum. (edit: re-wrote sentence 2 for better clarity)
@MistressKatari4 жыл бұрын
Unable to hold momentum, you mean
@rastko.20264 жыл бұрын
i tried this and it just fell off my counter and made a mess 😐
@affluenzashot4 жыл бұрын
@@rastko.2026 woah, slow your roll there, pete burns. can never be _too_ sure though I guess? lmao 😂
@TonkarzOfSolSystem4 жыл бұрын
Actually a raw egg will spin, it just doesn't spin as much.
@jayfredrickson86323 жыл бұрын
The yolk if a raw egg moves around inside and throws it off balance. While a HB egg is more like a solid body.
@claire-c4 жыл бұрын
I added subtitles to this video! Hope it's helpful! (And that they get approved soon.)
@Semudara2 жыл бұрын
They were extremely helpful! Thank you. =)
@MONARCH_FLIES6 ай бұрын
You’re awesome!!
@brycerichardson36874 жыл бұрын
I can't tell what the actors is saying but I can definitely hear the audience laughing
@sweatysocks82144 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing what the actor is saying must be really funny. To bad I can barely hear him.
@EllieC1304 жыл бұрын
It took me a full minute to realise that thing on his head was a bald cap.
@sokkvabekkr59734 жыл бұрын
HIS RAINCOAT
@BagofBonesJAW Жыл бұрын
This is so good that I actually can’t tell if the egg bit was planned or not lol
@Stark21293 Жыл бұрын
U can’t tell if the final punchline of the skit was planned or not? 🤣
@moonflowr3 жыл бұрын
never having seen the matrix, i assumed this would be a skit about morpheus, god of sleep, losing his dairy pills
@wafflemaker65904 жыл бұрын
Bro they had some loud laughers in that crowd
@pandooooo132 жыл бұрын
The milk subgenre on CharactersWelcome continues to bear fruit
@kidyomu894 жыл бұрын
Morpheus: *says standard dialogue* Audience: *HAH HAH. HAH HAH.*
@halogeek62 жыл бұрын
It's called a laugh track. If you listen carefully all the different laughs are just slightly pitched versions of the loud one.
@carysbebard3690 Жыл бұрын
no it isn't. they're laughing at the start because they recognise they're about to see a Matrix parody and they think it's an exciting and funny idea which is expressed in comedy shows through laughter.
@kidyomu89 Жыл бұрын
@@carysbebard3690 that's true, didn't think about that two years ago
@iqandreas3 жыл бұрын
If you're having trouble hearing this one (especially the parts when Morpheus is talking to the door), someone did the amazing work of transcribing subtitles for the video (so you're not stuck with KZbin's auto-generated English subtitles when you hit the button).
@mustachewalrus4 жыл бұрын
0:16 THE laughing guy detected
@oneupnerd4 жыл бұрын
Legit thought at the end he was going to say “Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs before you can make an omelette.” 😂😂😂 this was a great skit!
@astrobella46203 жыл бұрын
If y’all have a hard time hearing him the subtitles help fantastically.
@9t9redballoons4 жыл бұрын
This was so good and I was confused why it had so few likes and views, but then I saw it was just released today. Nice job, really!
@Chevyman30302 жыл бұрын
Man this deleted scene is hilarious shame it didn't make the final cut tho
@Electricz02 жыл бұрын
He had whole milk with a red cap, but he didn’t have fat free milk with a blue cap? So unprepared!
@xXxGamerToesxXx2 жыл бұрын
This made me want to rewatch matrix, fantastic performance my dude
@once8614 жыл бұрын
ive never even seen matrix but this was funny af
@billschaefer70574 жыл бұрын
tiffany young's bitch you have to!!!!
@jean142564 жыл бұрын
I don’t what it is, but that “FUCK!” had so much Laurence Fishburne energy.
@myboithomas4 жыл бұрын
I really wish I could go to one of these shows. All the videos I've seen have been hilarious.
@AbsoluteSkycaptain4 жыл бұрын
"Is it this one?"
@strangeavocado92794 жыл бұрын
“No, no, no, no, no...”
@ThatMusicFan134 жыл бұрын
my mom, yelling from the next room: WHO'S WASTING BREAKFAST
@MistaZiggy2 жыл бұрын
I broke up laughing seeing the thumbnail and then the title
@bcheeseey4 жыл бұрын
Omg this is brilliant
@gothamsmostwantedclownbitc71072 жыл бұрын
The "FUCK!" As he paced around is when I lost it. I almost hit the floor.🤣😂😂😂
@Hellacious-Blue-Liquid4 жыл бұрын
They need to move their mic closer!!!
@leahkern55974 жыл бұрын
I'm very hard of hearing and these always show up on my recommended but I can never hear what your actors are saying. I would love to enjoy these skits but I can't :(
@anavila57414 жыл бұрын
If they turned on community subtitles I'd gladly help but 🤷♀️
@leahkern55974 жыл бұрын
@@anavila5741 i appreciate that, thank you
@anavila57414 жыл бұрын
@@leahkern5597 no problem!! Specially now that we're on quarantine and I literally have nothing to do 😂🤷♀️
@GlobalConvoy4 жыл бұрын
This is probably the most I laughed at a KZbin video in a while! Keep it coming guys! 😁 -Max
@CephalopodsRock2 жыл бұрын
His Morpheus impersonation is spot on
@Therealroadsidemeerkat3 жыл бұрын
This is, low key, The Best Rendition 👌 of the Matrix ever!
@dilarakal43333 жыл бұрын
Why do I have a feeling the plot of the matrix would make more sense if they showed this scene instead of the red pill/blue pill scene?
@crazyd4ve8754 жыл бұрын
He actually looks like Morpheus too
@SukacitaYeremia2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the captions. This is great
@LRio272 жыл бұрын
This is just one of the first cycles of finding the "one" in the Matrix verse
@cadetkohr55082 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but the way he threw that egg had me on the fucking floor.
@Jasmixd2 жыл бұрын
No dude, it had the egg on it.
@Feasco2 жыл бұрын
the Oracle told him he would find the one she didn't tell him all this would happen because it was too goddamn funny
@myboithomas4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the "FUCK" was so perfect
@AlystrZelland2 жыл бұрын
"The pills are just a metaphor for consent anyway"
@Karburized2 жыл бұрын
that's a perfect use of "FUCK!"
@ShreyasBharadwaj4 жыл бұрын
I'll never take Morpheus seriously again!
@IAmAnnaish4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this 😊😊
@DaxterL2 жыл бұрын
"one for cereal one for coffee..." one for all
@madisonlewe10573 жыл бұрын
I’m sure they don’t mean for the glasses to keep falling off, but it fits with the skit XD
@K3end02 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles! This skit is great
@adv12074 жыл бұрын
I've felt that "fuck!"
@samcotter62363 жыл бұрын
His neo voice is on point
@PoeticProse74 жыл бұрын
This made my day! Awesome sauce, my friend, awesome sauce!
@thebookworm50482 жыл бұрын
Just because someone intelligent says it with confidence doesn't mean it's true. Just because someone unprepared bumbles his way through doesn't mean it's a lie. :)
@fredmachine60394 жыл бұрын
this is fucking GENIUS
@NoYoutubeName12 жыл бұрын
Audience VOLUME: turned up to 1,000,000,000 Guy on stages volume: -10
@kaseyh43752 жыл бұрын
I heard squids then I was like squid game then I was like no this was a year ago
@antibacilli4 жыл бұрын
Very funny...great job Bill.
@scarfguy53372 жыл бұрын
This is an absolute banger skit. I love it
@AdrianCeroni2 жыл бұрын
I liked the video but thank goodness for the subtitles. The backstage stuff was hard to understand.
@timmason39884 жыл бұрын
I would have died if he said in order to choose one of the milks he had to chug all the milk straight from the gallon
@nittygritty70342 жыл бұрын
This is a good one
@TheoStimac2 жыл бұрын
Super late to the party, but does it bother anyone else that he says "gallon" when those are clearly half gallon bottles?
@TonkarzOfSolSystem4 жыл бұрын
The pill was actually a tracer program that let them figure out which tube his physical body was stored in.
@sokkvabekkr59734 жыл бұрын
you say that like egg yolk couldn't also do that
@TonkarzOfSolSystem4 жыл бұрын
@@sokkvabekkr5973 I mean it could but it'd have to be programmed in advance (like the cake from the second movie).
@sarahwyatte95542 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how many Australians watched this, but I was imagining Neo saying "I just want milk that tastes like real milk!"
@igramorymonaroith15884 жыл бұрын
Best video ever
@billschaefer70574 жыл бұрын
Igramory Monaroith high praise my friend...thank you!
@andykerwi2 жыл бұрын
The laughs are so wholesome
@oluwafemikingsley216011 ай бұрын
Am I not suppose to be able to hear him?
@plushdragonteddy3 жыл бұрын
just commenting to say this was very very good and i laughed a LOT
@fadillangston97973 жыл бұрын
Somebody send this to Lawrence Fishburne!
@kingturboturtlednoc57223 ай бұрын
As someone whos biggest threat on a day to day basis is extremely conservative republicans having them be the antagonist was uniquely terrifying
@Ocker32 жыл бұрын
This is Brilliant!
@MrPF2 жыл бұрын
I really want Laurence Fishburne to act this whole thing
@CamiloCienfuegosStan2 жыл бұрын
DAMNIT MORPHEUS HOW AM I GONNA GET MY HRT NOW
@catsandcaffine36352 жыл бұрын
lmao!
@thomasotten48764 жыл бұрын
Y'all can turn on captions btw - they're not auto generated
@donovian25382 жыл бұрын
Man I really wish they had mixed the audio so that the actor was actually vocal and the musket fire laughter of the audience wasn't so jarring.