Morpheus Lost The Pills - Bill Schaefer

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[@waynehopkins6272]

The exasperated, "FUCK!" and him hyping himself back up is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on this channel

[@BadGirlTayTayNow]

the hyping himself up was so funny!! this channel is classic

[@Yousadclownofaman]

What gets me is taking the glasses off to shout….like if he didn’t the glasses would fly off his head…god damn

[@SkiddlyBink]

he sounded SO much like lawrence fishburne when he did it as well 👌👌

[@ChuckyMarks]

I don’t know why, but him throwing the second egg on the ground killed me

[@secretforreddit]

It implies he must have a third, hard-boiled egg in another pocket, but maybe he actually also has more raw eggs, hence why it wasn't worth the effort of finding the hard boiled one. Genius.

[@SuperLabelPerson]

I love the fact that the performer frantically patted himself down, knowing full well that he had two raw eggs in his pocket. Be careful not to pat that pocket too hard.

[@TheCrazyKT]

I've never felt so seen as when he said "one for cereal, one for coffee" completely sincerely

[@lordheadass9365]

which is which for you

[@25maxman]

Which for which?

[@InfinityMax365]

@@25maxman cc cc

[@Z.C.Pencils]

Soy milk for cereal

[@mohnomoosik]

Whole fat milk in hot beverages suck cock

[@breadcrumbhoarder]

That was way funnier than it had any right being. Like Morpheus forgetting the pills doesn’t sound that funny but the execution absolutely kills me.

[@thomasotten4876]

When he goes "I can talk about milk ALL night" and settles back into the chair it kills me

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

*JRR Tolkien has entered the chat*

[@thomasotten4876]

@@Hair8Metal8Karen I absolutely love that reference

[@kevinnashiscool1]

One milk shows you the outside world, the story ends. The other, you wake up running to the bathroom all day.

[@jayfredrickson8632]

Either one, I'm running to the bathroom all day. ****ing lactose....

[@janet-granite7175]

This has chidi meltdown vibes

[@sigh824]

This is what happened when Kant finally showed up

[@ArkangelYT]

It doooooooes

[@xtkaythen]

Good Place?

[@janet-granite7175]

@@xtkaythen indeed!

[@lolkayleen2757]

YES IT DOESS

[@MrDodgeGriff]

I broke when he said "That wasn't hard boiled *at all*."

[@frootsnacc6790]

The best part of this is the implication Trinity, and the rest of the humans from the Nebuchadnezzar are all just in another room, listening to all of this happening

[@MrPlaiedes]

Crazy that it's a solo show but it feels like Trinity and Neo are both there. So good.

[@viva540]

Are we just ignoring the fact that the entire purpose of this skit is for a pun

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

The egg on the face at the end? I don't really get it, mind explaining? :)

[@hq4290]

@@apolloniakageaki1711 same :(

[@alanz4819]

@@apolloniakageaki1711 Apparently it means to be embarrassed. But I've never heard it used before.

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

@@alanz4819 I see, thanks :)

[@viva540]

Apollonia Kageaki the phrase “egg on my face” is used when someone has done something stupid and they look stupid because of it

[@bleepbloop269]

Everyone else: ahahahahhah That one guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@yeastofthoughtsmind9623]

Honestly, it ruined what would have been a pretty funny sketch. All I could pay attention to throughout the whole video was that one fucking guy going "HAW HAW HAW HAW." How do you even go through life with such a terrible laugh?

[@IsiahTomas]

That's not too bad. I worked with a guy that sounded like Eeyore without the personality, laughed half as interestingly, and thought he was the most captivating person in the room. ALL his stories sucked. I think the moment he said, "I live for watching the drama of other people" sold it for me. So at least, you only have one experience with this laugh.

[@hariseldon02]

There's always that one guy.

[@defectivepikachu4582]

@@IsiahTomas thats jimmy carr

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

@@yeastofthoughtsmind9623 I love that guy 😅

[@Deliaexplainsitall6745]

"but get this, they're squids!"

[@amyoakAnimation]

There is a genuine backstory to that and i love it, the robots were made as humanoid but when they rebelled agaibst the humans they took it a step further by refusing to even look human

[@strikeforgore6626]

its from japan 😏

[@dopey_duck_944]

**Squid Game**

[@haleyc2962]

y’all got the audience mixed too high on this one unfortunately, try turning their mic down

[@anoekterpstra2308]

Please let this comment be seen, the quality of the sketches is too high to be tarnished by bad audio.

[@haleyc2962]

i would suggest treating the room as well to lend itself better to small space performance AND live recording

[@woodfur00]

Sal LeBlanc "Treating the room," that's not a phrase I've heard before. Mind enlightening me?

[@haleyc2962]

woodfur00 it relates to audio engineering and using fabrics and other soft material with a lot of surface area to trap echoes for recording setups

[@YourSaddestDeer]

@@woodfur00 have you ever seen those fluffy panels people put in audio recording rooms? put that all around p much

[@aleksandrkobrynich7174]

The glasses are what got me... those damn glasses

[@memebro8703]

All of that setup for the pun.

[@sarahjeanwinkler2540]

What pun

[@yegor2]

@@sarahjeanwinkler2540 egg on his face

[@ownthevoid]

It’s not a pun, just a joke.

[@PotooBurd]

2% or whole milk 🥛 The only answer for those with lactose intolerance is: Extra heavy whipping cream- if I shall die I will take all of you with me

[@Apostate_ofmind]

Potoo Burd and over my dead body im gonna take my pizza without cheese. OVER MY GASSY DEAD BODY

[@adulthumanfemale420]

soymilk😫

[@PotooBurd]

@uwu yes soy milk is delicious- but some people just want to see the world burn, I am one of those people

[@twig8523]

There is no milk.

[@wickedamoeba8719]

This comment is too real! 😂

[@jawstheshark138]

Pure genius. Usually so many gags are telegraphed but this was perfect. From losing his glasses to getting new ones, to having two uncooked eggs in his pocket and the reactions of them cracking on the ground. So many of the jokes felt organic, while still holding true to the parody. Love it.

[@plexureiscool]

you guys should also give the artists a mic or something, love the channel but sometimes it's hard to hear them with the audience

[@mars6038]

Just what I was about to say

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

Wearing headphones makes it easier but I agree, it'd be awesome if the performers were louder

[@dragon-id5uj]

legit why i came to the comments

[@lorettabes4553]

Subtitles help a lot :)

[@buffpathfinder3607]

I think it’s because the space is so small that the actors don’t need mics so it’d probably too loud if they added them. It’s a shame but captions are helpful.

[@ej1867]

This is even better if your from the UK. 2 percent usually have red caps and Whole Milk has blue ones over here.

[@berrim26]

Here in the US its reversed from that

[@Fopenplop]

perverse. sickening.

[@user-wt2dz5bx5m]

@@berrim26 where? i usually see blue labels for 2% and red labels for whole here in socal

[@berrim26]

@@user-wt2dz5bx5m yes that is what I said

[@user-wt2dz5bx5m]

@@berrim26 you know what, i'm blind and i can't read

[@brycerichardson3687]

I can't tell what the actors is saying but I can definitely hear the audience laughing

[@sweatysocks8214]

I'm guessing what the actor is saying must be really funny. To bad I can barely hear him.

[@elisabethschmerzler963]

If anyone’s having trouble hearing it, turn on the closed captions! They’re linked up and definitely make the experience better!

[@claire-c]

I added subtitles to this video! Hope it's helpful! (And that they get approved soon.)

[@Semudara]

They were extremely helpful! Thank you. =)

[@MONARCH_FLIES]

You’re awesome!!

[@ohnotagain851]

This guy's acting is better than I expected. The jokes were good but the delivery man, the delivery is golden.

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

HIS RAINCOAT

[@affluenzashot]

Fun fact: an easy way to tell if an egg is hard boiled or not is by spinning it on a flat surface. Raw eggs don't really spin on account that its yolk is not a solid body and is unable to hold momentum. (edit: re-wrote sentence 2 for better clarity)

[@MistressKatari]

Unable to hold momentum, you mean

[@rastko.2026]

i tried this and it just fell off my counter and made a mess 😐

[@affluenzashot]

@@rastko.2026 woah, slow your roll there, pete burns. can never be _too_ sure though I guess? lmao 😂

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

Actually a raw egg will spin, it just doesn't spin as much.

[@jayfredrickson8632]

The yolk if a raw egg moves around inside and throws it off balance. While a HB egg is more like a solid body.

[@sarataylor6164]

This is not an impression, he sneaks a prize class wiggle of Morpheus losing his cool. It's an homage.

[@meredithmitchell8921]

The first time I started watching this, I stopped 2 minutes in, watched the matrix for the first time, came back to this video and finished it

[@wafflemaker6590]

Bro they had some loud laughers in that crowd

[@EllieC130]

It took me a full minute to realise that thing on his head was a bald cap.

[@Geospasmic]

This was seriously excellent. I watched this at a time when I really really needed to laugh (insert long, sad story here) and I just wanna thank you for that.

[@billschaefer7057]

No, thank you for watching! Hope all is well

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

Literally the funniest concept and execution I've seen on this channel, and one of the funniest matrix parodies. It works cynically as a critique of the movie, but also as a kind of love letter to the character. Cant help but root for him.

[@schoo9256]

I didn't want to become one of those people who just says "please mic up your actors" without actually talking about what was in the sketch. But this has pushed me to it. The half of the sketch that I heard was brilliant. I'm really pissed I couldnt hear the other half of it. Please. PLEASE mic up your performers. Especially since they may want to use these clips in a showreel or something. Even set up an online gofundme, I am broke but I would donate a couple of dollars so you could get one mic pack to share between all of your actors. One mic pack. Literally all you need. I just want to hear what they are saying so that I can laugh even harder!

[@lorettabes4553]

Subtitles help. I know they are busy with getting a better mic

[@Joe-qm9cp]

I could hear everything fine

[@TigerPrawn_]

@@Joe-qm9cp Other people couldn't

[@DoctorNemmo]

I always watch KZbin with captions on.

[@stevecarter8810]

Yeah, I agree about the audio but if your goal is to get the content of the script the captions work fine

[@moonflowr]

never having seen the matrix, i assumed this would be a skit about morpheus, god of sleep, losing his dairy pills

[@iqandreas]

If you're having trouble hearing this one (especially the parts when Morpheus is talking to the door), someone did the amazing work of transcribing subtitles for the video (so you're not stuck with KZbin's auto-generated English subtitles when you hit the button).

[@spectator8401]

Third Option: A jug of hobbit milk.

[@keiichimorisato98]

Where is the fucking Hobbit milk?

[@caidenlipoth1247]

@@keiichimorisato98 idk, ask Jacob.

[@tidesohorror9499]

@@keiichimorisato98 how do human males make milk, think about it then apply it here

[@jaschabull2365]

"It tastes worse, but is better for you." Better for your virtual body which barely qualifies as existing? Seems like a bit of a hard sell to me...

[@GiustoProductions]

Jascha Bull Okay what about these sandwiches. Take the wonder-bread sandwich and stay in the play ground forever. Or take the multigrain grain sandwich and journey with us down a road some would call hard to swallow.

[@somkeshav4143]

@@GiustoProductions ewww multigrain, no thanks dude.

[@horseenthusiast9903]

Maybe if you drink the whole milk in the matrix it effects your brain. Like you die in the matrix you die in real life but instead of death it's mild health problems

[@mustachewalrus]

0:16 THE laughing guy detected

[@kidyomu89]

Morpheus: *says standard dialogue* Audience: *HAH HAH. HAH HAH.*

[@halogeek6]

It's called a laugh track. If you listen carefully all the different laughs are just slightly pitched versions of the loud one.

[@carysbebard3690]

no it isn't. they're laughing at the start because they recognise they're about to see a Matrix parody and they think it's an exciting and funny idea which is expressed in comedy shows through laughter.

[@kidyomu89]

@@carysbebard3690 that's true, didn't think about that two years ago

[@spookyaliens6286]

"Meeting you got your boy shook" xD

[@coreycahill6836]

“This guy hasn’t blinked in 3 minutes!” That line was so immersive, it was like we could all see Keanue Reeves in the room. Y’all are amazing.

[@benfletcher8100]

4:46 I can’t stop replaying the “Neo 👉🏻👉🏻”

[@sleepingdragons57]

Am I the only person that can hear everything perfectly? I've never had a problem with these videos

[@genericname8727]

Do you listen with or without earphones/headphones? I’m listening through my phone's speakers and heard fine

[@pandooooo13]

The milk subgenre on CharactersWelcome continues to bear fruit

[@BagofBonesJAW]

This is so good that I actually can’t tell if the egg bit was planned or not lol

[@Stark21293]

U can’t tell if the final punchline of the skit was planned or not? 🤣

[@ChokeholdChums]

So glad to have stumbled upon this in the vastness of KZbin.

[@oneupnerd]

Legit thought at the end he was going to say “Sometimes you gotta break a few eggs before you can make an omelette.” 😂😂😂 this was a great skit!

[@Chevyman3030]

Man this deleted scene is hilarious shame it didn't make the final cut tho

[@xXxGamerToesxXx]

This made me want to rewatch matrix, fantastic performance my dude

[@once861]

ive never even seen matrix but this was funny af

[@billschaefer7057]

tiffany young's bitch you have to!!!!

[@9t9redballoons]

This was so good and I was confused why it had so few likes and views, but then I saw it was just released today. Nice job, really!

[@jean14256]

I don’t what it is, but that “FUCK!” had so much Laurence Fishburne energy.

[@strangeavocado9279]

“No, no, no, no, no...”

[@MistaZiggy]

I broke up laughing seeing the thumbnail and then the title

[@celloafterdark4173]

in this video it sounds like the microphone is in the lap of the person cackling the loudest in the audience 😂😂. Love this channel though, looking forward to the Saturday livestream!

[@gothamsmostwantedclownbitc7107]

The "FUCK!" As he paced around is when I lost it. I almost hit the floor.🤣😂😂😂

[@myboithomas]

I really wish I could go to one of these shows. All the videos I've seen have been hilarious.

[@AbsoluteSkycaptain]

"Is it this one?"

[@TheOnlyArtifex]

I like the sketch but it's really hard to hear what Bil is saying unfortunately...

[@aleksandrkobrynich7174]

The Only Artifex maybe it’s something with your speakers, I can here it fine, it’s so great

[@samhansen9771]

Me too. Subtitles help

[@LemonMoon]

@@aleksandrkobrynich7174 I think it's to do with the audience being louder than the performer, which can make it annoying if you turn up your speakers loud and then the audience is way too loud.

[@TheOnlyArtifex]

@@LemonMoon this exactly

[@ThatMusicFan13]

my mom, yelling from the next room: WHO'S WASTING BREAKFAST

[@astrobella4620]

If y’all have a hard time hearing him the subtitles help fantastically.

[@rjtp2552]

Would it be possible to hear the actors/actresses better? I can barely hear them over the audience

[@bcheeseey]

Omg this is brilliant

[@sarasthoughts]

His delivery is amazing omg

[@PotooBurd]

⭐️ This Is A Timeless Masterpiece ⭐️

[@cadetkohr5508]

I'm sorry but the way he threw that egg had me on the fucking floor.

[@Jasmixd]

No dude, it had the egg on it.

[@pomax1464]

God bless the legend that did the captions

[@leahkern5597]

I'm very hard of hearing and these always show up on my recommended but I can never hear what your actors are saying. I would love to enjoy these skits but I can't :(

[@anavila5741]

If they turned on community subtitles I'd gladly help but 🤷‍♀️

[@leahkern5597]

@@anavila5741 i appreciate that, thank you

[@anavila5741]

@@leahkern5597 no problem!! Specially now that we're on quarantine and I literally have nothing to do 😂🤷‍♀️

[@Feasco]

the Oracle told him he would find the one she didn't tell him all this would happen because it was too goddamn funny

[@Electricz0]

He had whole milk with a red cap, but he didn’t have fat free milk with a blue cap? So unprepared!

[@CephalopodsRock]

His Morpheus impersonation is spot on

[@GlobalConvoy]

This is probably the most I laughed at a KZbin video in a while! Keep it coming guys! 😁 -Max

[@crazyd4ve875]

He actually looks like Morpheus too

[@Therealroadsidemeerkat]

This is, low key, The Best Rendition 👌 of the Matrix ever!

[@SukacitaYeremia]

Thank you for the captions. This is great

[@myboithomas]

Holy shit the "FUCK" was so perfect

[@Hellacious-Blue-Liquid]

They need to move their mic closer!!!

[@KaioKenneth4]

Incredible

[@NikoJr.]

It's surreal seeing this one after the Hobbit Milk episode

[@ehtresih9540]

Even if I whanted to forget and return to normal I would pick the whole milk out of principle

[@IAmAnnaish]

I really enjoyed this 😊😊

[@Crazelord91]

This is great

[@dilarakal4333]

Why do I have a feeling the plot of the matrix would make more sense if they showed this scene instead of the red pill/blue pill scene?

[@K3end0]

Thanks for the subtitles! This skit is great

[@PoeticProse7]

This made my day! Awesome sauce, my friend, awesome sauce!

[@MoldyWarts]

Seriously spectacular job. I love this channel so much

[@ShreyasBharadwaj]

I'll never take Morpheus seriously again!

[@antibacilli]

Very funny...great job Bill.

[@capuchinosofia4771]

the fact the bottle caps of the milk bottles are BLUE and RED its killing me!

[@neonlemurs4865]

One of the best sketches on here

[@probablyzeke6014]

The Guy laughing louder than everyone is a psychopath. The Huh huh huh huh huh is terrifying.

[@invertedname3099]

BEST concept and performance on the entire channel.

[@samcotter6236]

His neo voice is on point

[@LRio27]

This is just one of the first cycles of finding the "one" in the Matrix verse

[@adv1207]

I've felt that "fuck!"

[@MakeVarahHappen]

"2% tastes worse but it's better for you." It's the Matrix my nigga. There is no milk.

[@alizeica519]

Beautiful!

[@Hellacious-Blue-Liquid]

I love this sketch :D