To give the movie credit, at least it portrays the Shao Khan fight accurately. You getting trapped in a corner and him annihilating you before you can retaliate
@jectellsforgottenchannel55536 жыл бұрын
That was every computer fighter on hard mode too
@djoakeydoakey10766 жыл бұрын
YOU WEAK PATHETIC FOOL!!!
@eddieolshefski64676 жыл бұрын
YOU SUCK!
@Zimmy_19813 жыл бұрын
I WIN
@wadmodderschalton57633 жыл бұрын
But it's actually minus 50% of the first movie's budget out. (6:40)
@CitizenKahne19929 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you! Get your ass in there, Thor!" Kinda ironic when you think of how badly Raiden fucked everything up in Mortal Kombat 9.
@Ange1ofD4rkness8 жыл бұрын
+CitizenKahne1992 No kidding
@zayaannashrid13748 жыл бұрын
Hah. Poor Raiden
@alextelson44163 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him
@HolyknightVader9992 жыл бұрын
Two thirds of the kast end up as zombies, and by the time of MK11, time had to be reset. THAT is how bad Raiden screwed up in MK9.
@lucasdiazjr56792 жыл бұрын
I enjoy going back to these I've always pondered tho does he not knows zero an scorpion game lore for him not to know the second sub zero
@cooldude20275 жыл бұрын
Sub- Zero’s brother is actually canon, the story is that he was killed by Scorpion, he became Noob Saibot while his brother became the new Sub-Zero
@sw94584 жыл бұрын
bi han the original sub-zero (probably spelled his name wrong) and the bane of my childhood when he teamed up with cyber smoke
@drmixer8264 жыл бұрын
For a guy who is faithful to the sourse martials,he barely know about the mortal kombat characters
@drmixer8264 жыл бұрын
@Mardusflame I just saying that because the nostalgia critic goes apeshit with moments like this.
@erainmartinez81753 жыл бұрын
that made me laugh at 15:43
@xrybl45tx123 жыл бұрын
F A C T S
@ErichoTTA7 жыл бұрын
The guy who played Johnny Cage refused to be in this movie for even 5 minutes? Wow!
@RosesTeaAndASD6 жыл бұрын
Eric Stevenson And the rest of the originals ran before hand 😂😂😂
@Poever6 жыл бұрын
Did they not have contracts that obligated them to be in a sequel? That’s usually the case in Hollywood contracts
@RosesTeaAndASD6 жыл бұрын
Poever Normally actors can turn down certain roles in their contracts but will end up in another movie that's not of their choice. That's how Sean Connery ended up in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - and he was so unhappy the movie was delayed through fighting with the director and he actually blames it for being his last movie ever! 😂😂😂 Alot of actors end up in bad movies because they turned down say 3 movies and have to do the 4th.
@RosesTeaAndASD6 жыл бұрын
Stefano Pavone It depends on the contract you sign I guess (small companies or Disney would be different obviously), but if you're a big time actor then you'd need a movie company you trust to have a few movies lined up for you to keep the cash flowing. Good movies hopefully 😂 You just have to be careful you don't end up black listed by Hollywood - yes that is a thing. Stunned the heck out of me. Or worse - type cast and the work dries up.
@RosesTeaAndASD6 жыл бұрын
Stefano Pavone agreed
@kainhighwind27 жыл бұрын
"YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M LIU KANGRY!" is a total classic. I always crack up at it.
@GohakuX9 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic's hair is now simply migrating from his head to his face :3
@RamtroStudios9 жыл бұрын
***** He keeps that hat on too much, so they're moving to his face to get some light.
@KangaKucha9 жыл бұрын
He certainly hinds it well come review time.
@jonathanjacobs18709 жыл бұрын
***** The technical term is a "retreating" hairline
@martymcfry45859 жыл бұрын
jonathan jacobs lol is receding hairline not retreating
@jonathanjacobs18709 жыл бұрын
Dead Reign I like my way better lol.
@mickeycameron39458 жыл бұрын
People say Doug is ignorant about MK, but look at the random shit they threw into this movie. Like that stupid twist of Raiden and Shao Kahn being brothers. Or Shinnok being their dad. Or Jade being a bad guy and trying to seduce Liu Kang. Or Jade being Asian, for that matter. She's supposed to be black. Doug sure got more right than these writers did!
@LighttoneGryphStar5 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of about that. It took me a few years to realize, holy shit Shinnok was in this movie. Heck, you literally get barely two lines about the dude's name and they are so quick that I actually only caught it because I just happened to have the subtitles on one time.
@DaGameGuy5 жыл бұрын
So going by this movie, Raiden and Shao Kahn are brothers, both sons of Shinnok, which means Centerion is their aunt, and Kronika is their grandmother. What a fucking family picture.
@dragonlord33765 жыл бұрын
*THAT WAS SHINNOK?! WHAT WERE THESE WRITERS ON?! DID THEY EVEN PLAY THE GAMES??!!!*
@diegobareno58205 жыл бұрын
I don't think he knows that there are actually two Sub-Zeros and they're both brothers or that Scorpion is a Phantom.
@eifary98874 жыл бұрын
@Yessica Donayre in the original arcade she wasnt even darker. It came with the n64 and playstation ports
@ciarangrainger24659 жыл бұрын
15:44 That is one of the reasons why I'll miss Bhargav! That bit is still one of the funniest scenes in the whole show.
@scorchx30003 жыл бұрын
I laughed when he leans into the frame to watch the fight and Doug shoves him back out again.
@LauraSusanJohnson3 жыл бұрын
I howled when the guys kept coming back, Bargho, ?, and it was so hilarious how Rob just kind of floated up from behind Doug wearing this shit-eating grin. The dirty little kitty thing was too much 😆😆😂😂
@ajperez43208 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie" he said, reviewing MORTAL KOMBAT
@mizukihozakai74176 жыл бұрын
The only problem is, the fight scenes in this movie is underwhelming beyond compare.
@vhscrust78726 жыл бұрын
Mizuki Hozakai This is *one* problem, not the only xD
@dereknight8615 жыл бұрын
The difference being that the fight scenes in the first one made sense. They’re plot centric being matches in a TOURNAMENT. There is NO tournament excuse in this one. Not to mention the fighting is subpar and basic, having a minimum of three punches and two kicks each. AND THEY ARE FAT WASTES OF TIME!!
@AxenfonKlatismrek5 жыл бұрын
but its starting to get annoying. Not even Campaign in later games have that much fight scenes
@kaijukid14435 жыл бұрын
I think that may have been the issue of making a movie about a fighting game back then, ya had no idea what the hell to do outside the fight scenes!
@LobsterOfDeath7 жыл бұрын
From 14:53 this is probably my single favorite moment in all nostalgia critic, I never seem to grow tired of this
@sdc35369 жыл бұрын
Biggest problem with this movie is that they just tried to throw as many characters in it as possible without any rhyme or reason. A character would show up, and then disappear never to be seen again.
@1997residente7 жыл бұрын
Its almost like they filmed fightings before writing the script so they have to conected this characters from nowhere !!!
@ghostfac31826 жыл бұрын
1997residente like nightwolf lol.
@RosesTeaAndASD6 жыл бұрын
I agree - so many characters that had no purpose in this movie at all. They should have stuck to the most popular handful only and used them.
@napalmblaziken6 жыл бұрын
Hell. Rain, who is a demigod with water and lightning powers and a badass roundhouse kick, got knocked into a pit and died very early in the movie by Shao Khan.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv19623 жыл бұрын
They really did try to cram every character into the movie. Remember Kabal and Stryker's roles? Rain : "Two of earth's best warriors have already been taken. Kabal and Stryker."
@mayormccheese26418 жыл бұрын
To clarify- Sub-Zero and his younger brother were both in the Lin Kuei clan. They both had long and had to pronounce names, long story short, and decided to go by the name of Sub-Zero. Scorpion was killed, and then came back as a skeleton demon. But this new Sub-Zero is a brother of the original. It's the same storyline in the games.
@loneronin68133 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to sound like a pompous jerk on this one, but I didn't think this plotline was too hard to follow.
@robertlauncher2 жыл бұрын
@@loneronin6813 The movie never explains any of that, though. Should be noted you’d had to have read a manual or I guess nowadays, played MK 2011
@silverpslm Жыл бұрын
Yup. Found out through the games that the OG Sub Zero was responsible for thr murder of Scorpians people, or in the true case, Quan Chi. Subs murdered, and his brother takes his place as leader of thr clan. But Scorpian moves his revenge on the brother. Also, the OG Sub Zero becomes Noob Sabat. Then there's Frost, and Scorpian forgives Sub Zero. And a bunch of other stuff.
@ethansloan8 жыл бұрын
Christopher Lambert was so desperate to not do this film, that he agreed to do Beowulf. Possibly the only movie that can make this look competent. Seriously, Doug: you should review Lambert's Beowulf. It's unbelievable.
@Reaper-ii8ou8 жыл бұрын
i love that version of Beowulf !!!!!! its a fun movie, guilty pleasure lol
@alejandrosolano68918 жыл бұрын
Yep, weird movie.
@Barbayat798 жыл бұрын
Me, too - the movie is so awful but sooo much fun to watch :D
@michelvanderlinden83637 жыл бұрын
please, Highlander V makes both those movies like oscar-winning masterpieces of the ages XD
@loneronin68133 жыл бұрын
The Christopher Lambert Beowulf movie is so bad but in an entertaining way. I remember the head of the castle's guard force had a really weird outfit that caused me to dub him, "Captain Codpiece." XD
@irvinreyes6698 жыл бұрын
This whole time I thought Johnny Cage was the same actor from the first movie? They look very similar and alike.
@unoriginal15625 жыл бұрын
Critic: *Watches movie based on fighting game* Also Critic: “I seriously can not believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie!”
@mathunit14 жыл бұрын
Dumbass
@UltimateGamerCC4 жыл бұрын
@@mathunit1 he's not wrong though... still it seems like NC didnt do his homework on Mortal Kombat.
@UltimateGamerCC4 жыл бұрын
@Samir Adams possibly, he should've made himself clear who he's calling a dumbass.
@WillieManga3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, if you thought the old games or this movie had a lot of fighting, check out the reboot trilogy! Both 10 and 11 in particular threw in every excuse for characters to fight ever. The difference is that these fight scenes aren't very good, so I can see why Doug would get frustrated.
@deuce55462 жыл бұрын
The fights in this movie are all bullcrap so it's justified.
@jherroddozier86737 жыл бұрын
fun fact the budget in this movie was higher than the first movie
@tafua_a6 жыл бұрын
Wow. They had a better budget but had worse special effects, worse costumes and overall a worse movie. That's impressive!
@nitromagilou5975 жыл бұрын
It certainly doesn't show.
@dereknight8615 жыл бұрын
Definitely doesn’t LOOK it. I’d believe the first movie had a bigger budget with that Goro effect
@amyschildgamerlive45195 жыл бұрын
@@tafua_a forgot to mention how they couldn't even afford to keep 3 actors from the first film that all played significant roles. That's 3 of the 5 heroes replaced from the first (far superior) film.
@tafua_a5 жыл бұрын
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Makes you wonder where all of that "better budget" went...
@AudreyAdz9 жыл бұрын
in simplest terms; sub zero is sub zero's brother. they have the same name. scorpion is a spectre of hell and therefore cant die.
@AudreyAdz9 жыл бұрын
karlie kretchmer No, Sub Zero's NAME is Kuai Liang and he was killed by Scorpion. Kuai Liang then adopted the name "Noob Saibot" after having been sent to the Netherrealm (not outworld). Sub Zero's name is Bi Han and he's Kuai Liang's brother. Bi Han seeks revenge against Scorpion for killing his brother. Get it right, friendo.
@slothsgyoza9 жыл бұрын
Kuai Liang is actual the younger brother that we see as sub-zero now. Bi Han was killed by scorpion, and then turned into Noob after death. Get it right, friendo.
@AudreyAdz9 жыл бұрын
Amigo Pancho did i mix up the names? fuck, fair enough. but i was completely correct about everything i just mixed up the names.
@morrays19969 жыл бұрын
+gage lamb Damn you put dude to shame. Right on bro
@AudreyAdz9 жыл бұрын
***** The first movie isn't canon
@velvetsparrow5 жыл бұрын
“Because I hated him, he was a douce.” Well, considering Bi Han is, well, Bi Han...
@DJKO12X4 жыл бұрын
Literally true. Especially his edgy self Noob.
@redhood76503 жыл бұрын
And his brother is a sweet bean compared to him,heck his brother befriended Scorpion!
@morganyoung35573 жыл бұрын
Very true, Bi Han was a douche waffle of the highest order.
@HolyknightVader9992 жыл бұрын
@@morganyoung3557 Dude was a cold-blooded killer. I think they brought in Kuai Liang just so people can have a Sub Zero who wasn't a complete douche waffle.
@frankmarks51352 жыл бұрын
@@HolyknightVader999 agreed bi Han was definitely an asshole to me his brother was a more honorable subzero
@lewjones37 жыл бұрын
Raiden sounds like he voice overs crime documentaries ...
@rosehearttoxic16916 жыл бұрын
Scorpion is basically an immortal hell spawn that is constantly revived
@michaelgrand3463 жыл бұрын
Mk11
@franktruth96393 жыл бұрын
And Sub Zero actually DOES have an older brother in MK Canon who got resurrected as Noob Saibot................but was that a thing back in the 90s?
@GeneralKenobi752 жыл бұрын
Which has not been established IN THE MOVIES. As someone who's only watched the movies, its not surprising the Critic would get confused.
@Martialartfruituser Жыл бұрын
@@GeneralKenobi75 But how could you not know? In the first film Scorpion removes his hood to show off a skull head. I don't know about you, I look at that and think undead. Also, pupiless eyes
@FacelessDeviant9 жыл бұрын
Um. Sure this movie is bad, but commenting on how a Mortal Kombat movie has too many fight scenes seems... strange to me.
@nitromagilou5976 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind this movie having so many fight scenes, the only problem is that a lot of them are poorly edited and completely bloodless. Not to mention the abysmal CGI special effects.
@AxenfonKlatismrek4 жыл бұрын
Netherrealm games have realized that when you put so many fight scenes in a 10 minutes, its starting to get annoying. When you watch Action movie, Action movies need calm 10 minutes at least, to calm you down and interest you in the story.
@thebystander16364 жыл бұрын
If you come to Doug for a real review of movies by someone with cinema knowledge, you've made a mistake. He doesn't comprehend movies for shit. I know he is supposed to be funny but.. as an example. In the MK review, he is stating the reasons for the main fighters to enter the contest as well as their backstory. For Liu Kang, he just says.. "bEcAusE hE's aSiAn!" TWICE. Insinuating that he had no backstory and no reason to enter the tournament. Liu Kang was the protagonist, and had more development than anyone. He leaves his people because he doesn't share their beliefs and ideas. He is living in America doing his own thing, until his brother is killed by Shang Tsung in the tournament. He vows revenge and enters the tournament. I haven't seen that movie in 8 years or so.. And remember that much. Doug often misdirects his audience, and lies about a scene to be blunt, to make his jokes. CinemaSins does this as well, but way way worse. Oh, to the fanboys, it isn't parody, nor is it satire. It's a lack of creativity and humor. If you want comedy mixed with real reviews by level headed experienced people, RLM is your only source.
@fightingmedialounge5194 жыл бұрын
I don't about that. RLM has it's fair share of problems with criticism.
@thebystander16364 жыл бұрын
@@fightingmedialounge519" I don't ___ about that?" What are you referring to? Are you saying they have problems when people critique their work? If so, where do you come up with this and what does it have to do with them giving knowledge/experience based reviews? Explain your comment so we can understand it please.
@wetvein49089 жыл бұрын
Dexter's dad is Raiden? That explains a lot.
@Immagonko6 жыл бұрын
OMG
@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly6 жыл бұрын
It's Ajax from The Warriors
@Shorty_Hutch9 жыл бұрын
Oh yes! Your a dirty little kitty aren't you! Just a dirty, dirty little kitty, yes you are! You....... Oh.....dear....
@alejandrojuarbe247 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@mandalorethemaximum14087 жыл бұрын
10:06 I don't know who THAT is, but is is definitely NOT Shinnok. Because if it IS Shinnok, then where the hell is Quan Chi?
@legoking61655 жыл бұрын
Quan Chi is residing in the Mortal kombat cartoon.
@robertsimon28855 жыл бұрын
Mandalore The Maximum _THAT’S_ supposed to be Shinnok?!
@Ragan316874 жыл бұрын
Robert Simon Unfortunately I think so. Elder God. So yeah 🤦🏻♂️
@DJKO12X4 жыл бұрын
Not our Shinnok. He doesnt have the that pointed crown that almost look like his hair.
@deltaket64853 жыл бұрын
Chances are Quan Chi was saved for the next movie that never came.
@benm59706 жыл бұрын
Oh hey they made Shao Khan use the same cheap ass fighting he uses in the games
@DirtPoorWargamer9 жыл бұрын
Okay, I know they don't really explain it in the movie, but on the subject of Sub-Zero and Scorpion: Sub-Zero in Annihilation is the younger brother of Sub-Zero in the first movie. After the original dies, the younger brother takes on his mantle (Sub-Zero is a code name after all). And Scorpion was already dead. He was a reanimated soul from Netherrealm in the first movie. You think they couldn't do it again? The surprise you show for the number of fight scenes in a movie based on a *fighting* game is also kind of amusing.
@Ashurman6669 жыл бұрын
Wells Yeah they never reveal the brother´s real names so it gets hard to follow if you don´t know the games.Then again i don´t think the early games did either
@honestred76009 жыл бұрын
I also would like to add that Sindel looks so young is because she's Edenian just like Kitana and they live for hundreds of years. I think this is explained in both movies. Also she's a reincarnation.
@Ashurman6669 жыл бұрын
Honest Red No it really isnt
@honestred76009 жыл бұрын
***** Kitana's age is not discussed in the first movie?
@Ashurman6669 жыл бұрын
Honest Red Not sure,it´s been years. But the fact that they are Edenian and that Edenians live longer however i KNOW it´s not discussed
@Lillian21678 жыл бұрын
Scorpion cannot die, he's already an undead spectre or something IIRC. XD
@minefilms11229 жыл бұрын
rip beard 2003-2008 oh wait he grew it back?
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Wade Winston Wilson AKA Deadpool Merc with the Mouth: I heard about that 60s Batman guy passing away. But watching a passing away tribute for a beard? That's just pathetic!
@Jose-se9pu6 жыл бұрын
Yes, in exchange for the hair on his head
@trevorthornley88355 жыл бұрын
I guess his beard must be from the mcu
@Moviefan2k46 жыл бұрын
This is a prime example, of how a sequel should NEVER be done. When you can't get anyone back except for two of the main actors and a single supporting one, that's a huge sign that even a blind person should be able to read as "go home and think again."
@ssjgotenks20093 жыл бұрын
oh and what about 2 fast huh did vin come back no yet it wa stele good movie
@thefantasticretroreviewer39414 жыл бұрын
19:19, The way he saids "F**K YOU, get your @$$ in there Thor" always has me cracking up like crazy every single time. That really has to be one of the funniest thing I have ever heard say since anything another movie or TV he has reviewed over the past 10+ years.
@HolyknightVader9992 жыл бұрын
Then you play MK9, and Raiden absolutely screws everything up.
@thefantasticretroreviewer39412 жыл бұрын
@@HolyknightVader999 Huh?
@HolyknightVader9992 жыл бұрын
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Play MK9, and the NC's advice towards Raiden becomes a lot more funny and tragic. "Get your ass in there, Thor!" turns into a macabre joke throughout MK9.
@thefantasticretroreviewer39412 жыл бұрын
@@HolyknightVader999 Cool
@Pol746988 жыл бұрын
11:24 ... no comment, just fucking laughter!! Real Scorpion:"If you stand in my way, I'll burn you to ashes!/GET OVER HERE!!" Annihilation Scorpion:"SUCKEEEEEEEEEEER!!" Doug:"Naa-naa-na-naa-naa."
@jacobmichalak73218 жыл бұрын
I never noticed how accurate that Case on the movie was until now "Destroy all Expectations"
@KneelB4Bacon9 жыл бұрын
15:44 _"Oh, YES, you're a DIRTY little kitty, aren't you? Just a DIRTY DIRTY little kitty. Yes you are, just d-"_ lol@Bargo.
@apollorock3r2445 жыл бұрын
10:46 In the game’s lore, the older brother ended up becoming Noob Saibot. 12:15 My batteries are not included, motherf***er. Imagine Cyrax saying that in any Mortal Kombat. XD
@javianwilliams74636 жыл бұрын
This entire movie is A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
@JohnGoetzGaming3 жыл бұрын
Back when Nostalgia Chick was a thing...now she hates that time despite it being my favorite time of her career
@Hopium5003 жыл бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming too bad she's just a worthless sub human now.
@its-morbintime9 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I was laughing at the costumes of the villains in this movie. I mean it looks as threatening and as dignified as a villain that was laughed off the set of a 1960's serial of Doctor Who.
@RosesTeaAndASD6 жыл бұрын
Morbius Fitzgerald Shao Khan's mask reminded me of Skeletor's AWEFUL costume in that Masters of The Universe movie. Not threatening.
@barrymk4008 жыл бұрын
VHS? This guy is oldschool.
@alexandresobreiramartins94618 жыл бұрын
+barrymk400 Because movies as bad as this one have to be watched in their vintage format.
@dcarterm83717 жыл бұрын
barrymk400 he’s 35
@taylord53817 жыл бұрын
barrymk400 the movie probably never made it to dvd
@artofmore71976 жыл бұрын
barrymk400 Well, he is the NOSTALGIA Critic...
@Tornado19946 жыл бұрын
[Unknown] [Name] Doug is 36.
@resurrectionist18 жыл бұрын
15:44 MY GOD THIS NEVER GETS OLD
@finaltouchstudio_5 жыл бұрын
19:43 that grunt always gets me 😂
@1800Hernandez7 жыл бұрын
"the merger has begun, earth is under attack and IT... IS... GLORIOUS!" "I... am... acting! "
@ThePa1riot9 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute what did he say?! 8:06 . . . So this pathetic follow up, may have literally played a factor in a retcon, that killed off half of the Earthrealm fighters in 9? . . . . I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted.
@Hugmir9 жыл бұрын
This has just made my morning more special :D
@MaelstromTheDemon8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at all the inserted "khans"- "KHAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!" AH, GODDAMNIT!!!!
@thundercleez76996 жыл бұрын
kaaahn xd
@eddieolshefski64676 жыл бұрын
Oh great. That's two more shots I gotta take. Thanks guys.
@carltasticdrew96336 жыл бұрын
When Kahn is confirmed in MK11
@otakumartin40856 жыл бұрын
Carltastic Drew Shao KHAAAAAAN!!!!! Joins the battle!
@LadyOnikara4 жыл бұрын
Let's have James Kirk sign up for Mortal Kombat. He could at least distract the women.
@roboguy757 жыл бұрын
Only thing I'll say is it's actually said in the games how the first Sub Zero died during the tournament in the first Mortal Kombat and became Noob Saibot and later on his brother took the mantle of Sub Zero, as for Scorpion, he can't really die, only be defeated. You can try to kill him all you want, he'll just keep coming back. Aside from that, yeah fuck this movie.
@Poever3 жыл бұрын
What Doug didn’t know is that the version of Annihilation released in theaters was really a test screening cut that wasn’t the final edit, because producers at New Line felt it was “good enough” to release
@WillieManga Жыл бұрын
Wait... So there's a version out there that was even worse??
@SFNDMK Жыл бұрын
I guess that may be the version with the lost credit scene that no one cares for
@SolidShepard6 жыл бұрын
Cage was honestly my favorite MC character. I was legit pissed they killed him in the opening when I first watched this movie.
@genesismultiverse4896 Жыл бұрын
Mk ok
@genesismultiverse4896 Жыл бұрын
And I know what you mean
@SolidShepard Жыл бұрын
@@genesismultiverse4896 my bad. It was 5 years ago. Lol
@genesismultiverse4896 Жыл бұрын
@@SolidShepard huh the more you know (the theme starts)
@DainnGreywall9 жыл бұрын
I can't help but wonder........... How would Nostalgia critic look.... with a full beard? X_x
@ravensainteve52109 жыл бұрын
Dainn Greywall like an even dumber hipster than with his regular growth.
@Rhiorrha9 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the uncomfortable silence and dodging eye contact as everyone slinks away from perving over the Sonya/Mileena fight scene.
@SoujiMonaru9 жыл бұрын
Nothing against either Malcolm or Tamara (more from you is fine), but I'd love to see Doug do more with Chester and TGWTG in his sketches! You know you can do it, Doug! ^_^
@whenthemusicsover60289 жыл бұрын
+Souji Monaru And more crossovers with Linkara and/or Angry Joe. Probably just me but...meh. ^_^
@julieporter78053 жыл бұрын
I think he had issues with their actor.😉😆😎
@MILDMONSTER1234 Жыл бұрын
Agreed I miss his old roster of characters
@darkraptor36288 жыл бұрын
OMG - at 9:48 that's Rainer Schoene as Shinnok, the german voice of Optimus Prime and Darth Vader(since ROTS). Awesome! This is still one of the worst movies ever created!
@luciferrian24738 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes up explanations for how his other characters also shaved their beards. That's so adorable.
@JokersPalace33848 жыл бұрын
Also, Jade's and Millena's reveals. WTF?!
@AxenfonKlatismrek4 жыл бұрын
The second girl isnt Mileena, Her name is "You Wish"
@DJKO12X4 жыл бұрын
@@AxenfonKlatismrek At least she need to said, "No. I am Mileena." Also Mileena supposed to be seducing Liu Kang instead of Jade seducing him.
@redhood76503 жыл бұрын
@@DJKO12X Liu Kang is dumb huh
@DJKO12X3 жыл бұрын
@@redhood7650 wtf r u talking about? I was talking how they direct that scene.
@redhood76503 жыл бұрын
@@DJKO12X I meant that liu Kang would be think Mileena is her
@darcanjel79 жыл бұрын
The studio was like "Raiden was too fucking cool in the first film. How can we make him suck? We'll change his look, make him more serious, and take away his powers. Genius!!!".
@ssjgotenks20093 жыл бұрын
dude raiden loses power in out world havbe you paly the dman game mk11 evne poitn tha riadne is wekser in out world
@Draukagrissah8 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe how many fight scenes there are." Ah. Yes. It's incredibly difficult to see why there would be a lot of fighting... in a movie based on a fighting game. Dude, there's a lot of nonsensical bullshit in this movie, but the ludicrously choreographed fight scenes are one of the only redeeming qualities. It would have been much better if the runtime actually included a lot more of them.
@Music-City-Mania6 жыл бұрын
“Oh, that was his brother: 7° C.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zatchbell6225 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that, while only a novice at Mortal Kombat, I know the histories of Scorpion, both Sub-Zeros, Cyrax, and Sektor. I’ve only played MK11 for like 2 months lol
@dankester56078 жыл бұрын
This wasn't the first episode of the NC I watched, but it was the one that made this a staple of my internet viewing pleasure.
@gizmogurlie41786 Жыл бұрын
20:15 I spat out my drink with this 😂😂😂
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst6 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic looks like a total different person without his bearded goatee.
@chuck7190 Жыл бұрын
I miss classic Nostalgia Critic. Bac when times were simpler.
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm Жыл бұрын
Care to elaborate
@chuck7190 Жыл бұрын
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cm no
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm Жыл бұрын
@@chuck7190 just explain how when times were simpler
@MILDMONSTER1234 Жыл бұрын
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cm people were younger and had less responsibilities
@Handington5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite review intros ever!
@AlbertoDSalas8 жыл бұрын
How did they keep a straight face at 15:44 Jesus christ. I was laughing out loud.
@tyleryoung23585 жыл бұрын
The guy on the right looks like he was gonna crack
@dancepiglover Жыл бұрын
@jotarokujon3832 I thought that they didn’t know he was going to do that, so this was just one take.
@leeiif9 жыл бұрын
The opening of this video. *clap clap clap clap*
@TripleDeckerSupreme6 жыл бұрын
@OSanoBR Oh, shut up
@somerandolad4 жыл бұрын
And now he's bald.
@NeroCM8 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie". Well, it is called Mortal Kombat.... so I guess a lot of pointless fighting was guaranteed from the start...
@whitherwhence8 жыл бұрын
Unslaadahsil It also misspelled "combat", it was also doomed to be stupid
@melancholyentertainment8 жыл бұрын
+The Doctor. simply The Doctor The games did the same thing with the word combat, and they were great. It's a purposeful creative choice, not an accidental spelling error.
@whitherwhence8 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Enigma I know. It was a joke
@DigenisAkritas1165 жыл бұрын
Scorpion is ‘alive’ because he is already dead and isn’t killable Sub-Zero is still alive because he is his younger brother, Kuai Liang and not Bi-Han
@Canada19944 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear "Outworld", I think of that moment in the first episode of Morty Kombat when Morty's cooking the burrito in the microwave and sees the Outworld button "I guess that means that this setting is 'Outta this world'"
@shanearnold77819 жыл бұрын
Oh, the good old days of NC
@ravenvince26 жыл бұрын
There are two different Sub-Zeros in MK. The one died known as the orginal. Scorpion can’t die. He just goes back to the Netherealm.
@cdagyekybcrpaa4 жыл бұрын
12:51 the part when the Critic plays the main theme from Lawrence of Arabia always gets me
@kaydgaming7 жыл бұрын
You missed the perfect Kano joke when Liu Kang said his heart belonged to another.
@majorfanboy20056 жыл бұрын
3:32 Where the review actually begins
@Giriko34909 жыл бұрын
You never played the mortal kombat games, did you critic?
@ravensainteve52109 жыл бұрын
Kuma Teddie no. nor did he read the comics. He really doesn't care that he looks more and more like an imbecile with each video "he makes".
@whenthemusicsover60289 жыл бұрын
Raven Saint Eve Since when is playing the games or reading the comics required to critique a film as a standalone product? He doesn't need to be familiar with the source material in order to judge the film by it's own merits, any more then I need to read the Batman or Superman comics in order to judge whether their respective films are good or not.
@Giriko34909 жыл бұрын
Chozo Hunter That may be true, but it seems like he was hating on aspects of the games as well. It's an awful movie, but it felt like he was hating on some of the regular aspects of the game, as well.
@gladoshatesyoursafespace26539 жыл бұрын
Kuma Teddie The word of week is aspects!
@Giriko34909 жыл бұрын
Toy Bonnie someone give this man a cookie
@ManOnHorizon5 жыл бұрын
20:48 - I love this magic of editting. I almost thought Kitana was about to kiss her mother)))
@cornholio20558 ай бұрын
Is it ironic that the nostalgia critic has become nostalgic?
@nobbynobbs81822 жыл бұрын
I never walked out of a movie theater during a movie, but this was damn close
@BigEOT3 Жыл бұрын
[Doug:Scorpion & Sub Zero are brothers?] [Liu Kane:I can make that arranged]
@pharaohyami50009 жыл бұрын
That guy without the beard. I miss Mati. Wonder how he's doing now?
@JacobHillSBD9 жыл бұрын
He died, well, the character did. It was in one of the anniversary specials.
@macmario21819 жыл бұрын
Mati means dead in my country which is coincidence i guess
@idkilikestrawberries9 жыл бұрын
I now wonder what country you are from.....
@CalamityM9 жыл бұрын
***** I miss Bargo too :C
@gladoshatesyoursafespace26539 жыл бұрын
Wow, people miss Mati? Excuse me while I go someplace secluded and puke my guts out.
@bigrick57479 жыл бұрын
The more I watch this the more I realize how the only people who can fully understand the plot are those who actually know the lore.
@caseyjones81535 жыл бұрын
Both Sub-Zero and his younger brother have the nickname “Sub-Zero”; even in the games.
@captainbanjaxavalanche43135 жыл бұрын
Yes and no, older brother Sub-zero became Noob Saibot and his brother took his nickname out of respect.
@Ronnie19926 жыл бұрын
After all this years I still don't get it why NC says Shao Khan dresses like Mcgruff,didn't he wear a typical detective trench coat and fedora hat?🤔
@DiscoingGD19899 ай бұрын
I rewatch the first Mortal Kombat every Halloween (because when I was a little kid, I thought of it as a Halloween movie). It's truly fantastic and Johnny Cage with his zingers is at least half of what makes it fantastic.
@TBrianOnline8 жыл бұрын
Omg, so many things wrong with this movie which is a damn shame. I pretty much just liked the music and some of the fights. I just keep hoping that just like the videogames made a great comeback, so will MK get back to a silver screen. Btw, with all due respect to James Remar and Brian Thompson, they were a total miscast here. Jeff Meek killed it as Shao Kahn in MK Conquest (and would probably have made a better Raiden here).
@carlocalderon36594 жыл бұрын
11:50 the only reason I watch this video 🤣🤣🤣
@a.jlewissonicski52788 ай бұрын
Mines too
@faze_buendia95144 жыл бұрын
I've always been a fan of the game, ever since super Nintendo and I really love the mythos they've built over the last 12+ games
@Groypette8 жыл бұрын
I love how doug reads constantly the teleprompter in these old videos
@SpideyFan-onst2 жыл бұрын
the reason why Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage got new actors was because Bridgette Wilson Sampras, who played Sonya Blade, was busy starring in IKWYDLS (I Know What You Did Last Summer) and Linden Ashby, who played Johnny Cage, turned down the role after he read the script. And I don't blame him. and Fun Fact, after Paul W. S. Anderson (director of the first film) saw how terrible Annihilation did, he swore that he would never leave a movie series that he began. Which was why he stayed with the Resident Evil movies for 14 years.
@gatopreto-xq4dd7 жыл бұрын
´´I cannot believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie`` He realizes it`s a fighting game, does he?
@BerryTheBnnuy5 жыл бұрын
I actually like the way Doug looks without a beard...
@frankcarlosnajera97232 жыл бұрын
15:00 that moment has to be top 3 from all NC videos😆😆😆😆😆😆
@holidaystyles79527 жыл бұрын
That AVGN joke gets me everytime also that 'Dirty little kitty' guy is funny as hell what ever happened to him
@sheezburgaman89186 жыл бұрын
12:15 especially you can tell that it's just spray painted cardboard.
@MisterE805 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that the actors who played Shao Kahn and Jax are different actors from the first as well.
@BambooAcrobatVerte3 жыл бұрын
15:15 Great Kentucky Fried Movie reference!! 🤣🤣
@legoking61657 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Millena sound just like she does in MKX?
@MisterX8675 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah I can hear the resemblance
@kirakiryu10205 жыл бұрын
MisterX867 Or see it. Seriously, where are the Baraka teeth?
@jlord50785 жыл бұрын
Ditch the mask, we need to see the teeth!
@ayeem1683 Жыл бұрын
8 years later and scorpion becomes subzero's brother. I knew there was a reason I love this show 😂
@sheezburgaman89186 жыл бұрын
A whole decade since the original video for this was made? Holy Schmackeroni!
@wadmodderschalton57634 жыл бұрын
This isn't Mortal Kombat, it's Mortal Ballad (17:13)
@dcfanproductions5 жыл бұрын
7:42 Mk11 Johnny: Page 62 Johnny Cage dies is someone high
@DJKO12X4 жыл бұрын
Its Page 62
@dcfanproductions4 жыл бұрын
Thinks I keep messing in it up
@DigiRangerScott9 жыл бұрын
I for one support ThatOtherGuyOntheNewsOnceCare
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist3 жыл бұрын
"We saw these guys died in the First Movie why they're suddenly back?" Well there's a *Simple Explanation* for that Critic: You see...The Sub-Zero who died in the First movie is Named Bi-han and that Sub-Zero is his *Younger Brother* named Kuai Liang To make it short: The Sub-Zero in the First Movie has a *Younger Brother* And about Scorpion's Revival: Well.... He's an *UNDEAD* so he can back anytime he wants
@Morgil273 жыл бұрын
One good thing I'll give this movie: the soundtrack was pretty damn good. I had the CD as a kid and listened to it quite a lot. Fun fact: the song that plays when Liu Kang first meets Jade I would later hear in the first American Pie movie when the foreign girl strips on a webcam.