Mortal Kombat Annihilation - Nostalgia Critic

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@GalaxEGame
@GalaxEGame 7 жыл бұрын
To give the movie credit, at least it portrays the Shao Khan fight accurately. You getting trapped in a corner and him annihilating you before you can retaliate
@jectellsforgottenchannel5553
@jectellsforgottenchannel5553 6 жыл бұрын
That was every computer fighter on hard mode too
@djoakeydoakey1076
@djoakeydoakey1076 6 жыл бұрын
YOU WEAK PATHETIC FOOL!!!
@eddieolshefski6467
@eddieolshefski6467 6 жыл бұрын
YOU SUCK!
@Zimmy_1981
@Zimmy_1981 3 жыл бұрын
I WIN
@wadmodderschalton5763
@wadmodderschalton5763 3 жыл бұрын
But it's actually minus 50% of the first movie's budget out. (6:40)
@CitizenKahne1992
@CitizenKahne1992 9 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you! Get your ass in there, Thor!" Kinda ironic when you think of how badly Raiden fucked everything up in Mortal Kombat 9.
@Ange1ofD4rkness
@Ange1ofD4rkness 8 жыл бұрын
+CitizenKahne1992 No kidding
@zayaannashrid1374
@zayaannashrid1374 8 жыл бұрын
Hah. Poor Raiden
@alextelson4416
@alextelson4416 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame him
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 2 жыл бұрын
Two thirds of the kast end up as zombies, and by the time of MK11, time had to be reset. THAT is how bad Raiden screwed up in MK9.
@lucasdiazjr5679
@lucasdiazjr5679 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy going back to these I've always pondered tho does he not knows zero an scorpion game lore for him not to know the second sub zero
@cooldude2027
@cooldude2027 5 жыл бұрын
Sub- Zero’s brother is actually canon, the story is that he was killed by Scorpion, he became Noob Saibot while his brother became the new Sub-Zero
@sw9458
@sw9458 4 жыл бұрын
bi han the original sub-zero (probably spelled his name wrong) and the bane of my childhood when he teamed up with cyber smoke
@drmixer826
@drmixer826 4 жыл бұрын
For a guy who is faithful to the sourse martials,he barely know about the mortal kombat characters
@drmixer826
@drmixer826 4 жыл бұрын
@Mardusflame I just saying that because the nostalgia critic goes apeshit with moments like this.
@erainmartinez8175
@erainmartinez8175 3 жыл бұрын
that made me laugh at 15:43
@xrybl45tx12
@xrybl45tx12 3 жыл бұрын
F A C T S
@ErichoTTA
@ErichoTTA 7 жыл бұрын
The guy who played Johnny Cage refused to be in this movie for even 5 minutes? Wow!
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD 6 жыл бұрын
Eric Stevenson And the rest of the originals ran before hand 😂😂😂
@Poever
@Poever 6 жыл бұрын
Did they not have contracts that obligated them to be in a sequel? That’s usually the case in Hollywood contracts
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD 6 жыл бұрын
Poever Normally actors can turn down certain roles in their contracts but will end up in another movie that's not of their choice. That's how Sean Connery ended up in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - and he was so unhappy the movie was delayed through fighting with the director and he actually blames it for being his last movie ever! 😂😂😂 Alot of actors end up in bad movies because they turned down say 3 movies and have to do the 4th.
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD 6 жыл бұрын
Stefano Pavone It depends on the contract you sign I guess (small companies or Disney would be different obviously), but if you're a big time actor then you'd need a movie company you trust to have a few movies lined up for you to keep the cash flowing. Good movies hopefully 😂 You just have to be careful you don't end up black listed by Hollywood - yes that is a thing. Stunned the heck out of me. Or worse - type cast and the work dries up.
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD 6 жыл бұрын
Stefano Pavone agreed
@kainhighwind2
@kainhighwind2 7 жыл бұрын
"YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M LIU KANGRY!" is a total classic. I always crack up at it.
@GohakuX
@GohakuX 9 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic's hair is now simply migrating from his head to his face :3
@RamtroStudios
@RamtroStudios 9 жыл бұрын
***** He keeps that hat on too much, so they're moving to his face to get some light.
@KangaKucha
@KangaKucha 9 жыл бұрын
He certainly hinds it well come review time.
@jonathanjacobs1870
@jonathanjacobs1870 9 жыл бұрын
***** The technical term is a "retreating" hairline
@martymcfry4585
@martymcfry4585 9 жыл бұрын
jonathan jacobs lol is receding hairline not retreating
@jonathanjacobs1870
@jonathanjacobs1870 9 жыл бұрын
Dead Reign I like my way better lol.
@mickeycameron3945
@mickeycameron3945 8 жыл бұрын
People say Doug is ignorant about MK, but look at the random shit they threw into this movie. Like that stupid twist of Raiden and Shao Kahn being brothers. Or Shinnok being their dad. Or Jade being a bad guy and trying to seduce Liu Kang. Or Jade being Asian, for that matter. She's supposed to be black. Doug sure got more right than these writers did!
@LighttoneGryphStar
@LighttoneGryphStar 5 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of about that. It took me a few years to realize, holy shit Shinnok was in this movie. Heck, you literally get barely two lines about the dude's name and they are so quick that I actually only caught it because I just happened to have the subtitles on one time.
@DaGameGuy
@DaGameGuy 5 жыл бұрын
So going by this movie, Raiden and Shao Kahn are brothers, both sons of Shinnok, which means Centerion is their aunt, and Kronika is their grandmother. What a fucking family picture.
@dragonlord3376
@dragonlord3376 5 жыл бұрын
*THAT WAS SHINNOK?! WHAT WERE THESE WRITERS ON?! DID THEY EVEN PLAY THE GAMES??!!!*
@diegobareno5820
@diegobareno5820 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think he knows that there are actually two Sub-Zeros and they're both brothers or that Scorpion is a Phantom.
@eifary9887
@eifary9887 4 жыл бұрын
@Yessica Donayre in the original arcade she wasnt even darker. It came with the n64 and playstation ports
@ciarangrainger2465
@ciarangrainger2465 9 жыл бұрын
15:44 That is one of the reasons why I'll miss Bhargav! That bit is still one of the funniest scenes in the whole show.
@scorchx3000
@scorchx3000 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed when he leans into the frame to watch the fight and Doug shoves him back out again.
@LauraSusanJohnson
@LauraSusanJohnson 3 жыл бұрын
I howled when the guys kept coming back, Bargho, ?, and it was so hilarious how Rob just kind of floated up from behind Doug wearing this shit-eating grin. The dirty little kitty thing was too much 😆😆😂😂
@ajperez4320
@ajperez4320 8 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie" he said, reviewing MORTAL KOMBAT
@mizukihozakai7417
@mizukihozakai7417 6 жыл бұрын
The only problem is, the fight scenes in this movie is underwhelming beyond compare.
@vhscrust7872
@vhscrust7872 6 жыл бұрын
Mizuki Hozakai This is *one* problem, not the only xD
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 5 жыл бұрын
The difference being that the fight scenes in the first one made sense. They’re plot centric being matches in a TOURNAMENT. There is NO tournament excuse in this one. Not to mention the fighting is subpar and basic, having a minimum of three punches and two kicks each. AND THEY ARE FAT WASTES OF TIME!!
@AxenfonKlatismrek
@AxenfonKlatismrek 5 жыл бұрын
but its starting to get annoying. Not even Campaign in later games have that much fight scenes
@kaijukid1443
@kaijukid1443 5 жыл бұрын
I think that may have been the issue of making a movie about a fighting game back then, ya had no idea what the hell to do outside the fight scenes!
@LobsterOfDeath
@LobsterOfDeath 7 жыл бұрын
From 14:53 this is probably my single favorite moment in all nostalgia critic, I never seem to grow tired of this
@sdc3536
@sdc3536 9 жыл бұрын
Biggest problem with this movie is that they just tried to throw as many characters in it as possible without any rhyme or reason. A character would show up, and then disappear never to be seen again.
@1997residente
@1997residente 7 жыл бұрын
Its almost like they filmed fightings before writing the script so they have to conected this characters from nowhere !!!
@ghostfac3182
@ghostfac3182 6 жыл бұрын
1997residente like nightwolf lol.
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD 6 жыл бұрын
I agree - so many characters that had no purpose in this movie at all. They should have stuck to the most popular handful only and used them.
@napalmblaziken
@napalmblaziken 6 жыл бұрын
Hell. Rain, who is a demigod with water and lightning powers and a badass roundhouse kick, got knocked into a pit and died very early in the movie by Shao Khan.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
They really did try to cram every character into the movie. Remember Kabal and Stryker's roles? Rain : "Two of earth's best warriors have already been taken. Kabal and Stryker."
@mayormccheese2641
@mayormccheese2641 8 жыл бұрын
To clarify- Sub-Zero and his younger brother were both in the Lin Kuei clan. They both had long and had to pronounce names, long story short, and decided to go by the name of Sub-Zero. Scorpion was killed, and then came back as a skeleton demon. But this new Sub-Zero is a brother of the original. It's the same storyline in the games.
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 3 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to sound like a pompous jerk on this one, but I didn't think this plotline was too hard to follow.
@robertlauncher
@robertlauncher 2 жыл бұрын
@@loneronin6813 The movie never explains any of that, though. Should be noted you’d had to have read a manual or I guess nowadays, played MK 2011
@silverpslm
@silverpslm Жыл бұрын
Yup. Found out through the games that the OG Sub Zero was responsible for thr murder of Scorpians people, or in the true case, Quan Chi. Subs murdered, and his brother takes his place as leader of thr clan. But Scorpian moves his revenge on the brother. Also, the OG Sub Zero becomes Noob Sabat. Then there's Frost, and Scorpian forgives Sub Zero. And a bunch of other stuff.
@ethansloan
@ethansloan 8 жыл бұрын
Christopher Lambert was so desperate to not do this film, that he agreed to do Beowulf. Possibly the only movie that can make this look competent. Seriously, Doug: you should review Lambert's Beowulf. It's unbelievable.
@Reaper-ii8ou
@Reaper-ii8ou 8 жыл бұрын
i love that version of Beowulf !!!!!! its a fun movie, guilty pleasure lol
@alejandrosolano6891
@alejandrosolano6891 8 жыл бұрын
Yep, weird movie.
@Barbayat79
@Barbayat79 8 жыл бұрын
Me, too - the movie is so awful but sooo much fun to watch :D
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 7 жыл бұрын
please, Highlander V makes both those movies like oscar-winning masterpieces of the ages XD
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 3 жыл бұрын
The Christopher Lambert Beowulf movie is so bad but in an entertaining way. I remember the head of the castle's guard force had a really weird outfit that caused me to dub him, "Captain Codpiece." XD
@irvinreyes669
@irvinreyes669 8 жыл бұрын
This whole time I thought Johnny Cage was the same actor from the first movie? They look very similar and alike.
@unoriginal1562
@unoriginal1562 5 жыл бұрын
Critic: *Watches movie based on fighting game* Also Critic: “I seriously can not believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie!”
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 4 жыл бұрын
Dumbass
@UltimateGamerCC
@UltimateGamerCC 4 жыл бұрын
@@mathunit1 he's not wrong though... still it seems like NC didnt do his homework on Mortal Kombat.
@UltimateGamerCC
@UltimateGamerCC 4 жыл бұрын
@Samir Adams possibly, he should've made himself clear who he's calling a dumbass.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, if you thought the old games or this movie had a lot of fighting, check out the reboot trilogy! Both 10 and 11 in particular threw in every excuse for characters to fight ever. The difference is that these fight scenes aren't very good, so I can see why Doug would get frustrated.
@deuce5546
@deuce5546 2 жыл бұрын
The fights in this movie are all bullcrap so it's justified.
@jherroddozier8673
@jherroddozier8673 7 жыл бұрын
fun fact the budget in this movie was higher than the first movie
@tafua_a
@tafua_a 6 жыл бұрын
Wow. They had a better budget but had worse special effects, worse costumes and overall a worse movie. That's impressive!
@nitromagilou597
@nitromagilou597 5 жыл бұрын
It certainly doesn't show.
@dereknight861
@dereknight861 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely doesn’t LOOK it. I’d believe the first movie had a bigger budget with that Goro effect
@amyschildgamerlive4519
@amyschildgamerlive4519 5 жыл бұрын
@@tafua_a forgot to mention how they couldn't even afford to keep 3 actors from the first film that all played significant roles. That's 3 of the 5 heroes replaced from the first (far superior) film.
@tafua_a
@tafua_a 5 жыл бұрын
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 Makes you wonder where all of that "better budget" went...
@AudreyAdz
@AudreyAdz 9 жыл бұрын
in simplest terms; sub zero is sub zero's brother. they have the same name. scorpion is a spectre of hell and therefore cant die.
@AudreyAdz
@AudreyAdz 9 жыл бұрын
karlie kretchmer No, Sub Zero's NAME is Kuai Liang and he was killed by Scorpion. Kuai Liang then adopted the name "Noob Saibot" after having been sent to the Netherrealm (not outworld). Sub Zero's name is Bi Han and he's Kuai Liang's brother. Bi Han seeks revenge against Scorpion for killing his brother. Get it right, friendo.
@slothsgyoza
@slothsgyoza 9 жыл бұрын
Kuai Liang is actual the younger brother that we see as sub-zero now. Bi Han was killed by scorpion, and then turned into Noob after death. Get it right, friendo.
@AudreyAdz
@AudreyAdz 9 жыл бұрын
Amigo Pancho did i mix up the names? fuck, fair enough. but i was completely correct about everything i just mixed up the names.
@morrays1996
@morrays1996 9 жыл бұрын
+gage lamb Damn you put dude to shame. Right on bro
@AudreyAdz
@AudreyAdz 9 жыл бұрын
***** The first movie isn't canon
@velvetsparrow
@velvetsparrow 5 жыл бұрын
“Because I hated him, he was a douce.” Well, considering Bi Han is, well, Bi Han...
@DJKO12X
@DJKO12X 4 жыл бұрын
Literally true. Especially his edgy self Noob.
@redhood7650
@redhood7650 3 жыл бұрын
And his brother is a sweet bean compared to him,heck his brother befriended Scorpion!
@morganyoung3557
@morganyoung3557 3 жыл бұрын
Very true, Bi Han was a douche waffle of the highest order.
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 2 жыл бұрын
@@morganyoung3557 Dude was a cold-blooded killer. I think they brought in Kuai Liang just so people can have a Sub Zero who wasn't a complete douche waffle.
@frankmarks5135
@frankmarks5135 2 жыл бұрын
@@HolyknightVader999 agreed bi Han was definitely an asshole to me his brother was a more honorable subzero
@lewjones3
@lewjones3 7 жыл бұрын
Raiden sounds like he voice overs crime documentaries ...
@rosehearttoxic1691
@rosehearttoxic1691 6 жыл бұрын
Scorpion is basically an immortal hell spawn that is constantly revived
@michaelgrand346
@michaelgrand346 3 жыл бұрын
Mk11
@franktruth9639
@franktruth9639 3 жыл бұрын
And Sub Zero actually DOES have an older brother in MK Canon who got resurrected as Noob Saibot................but was that a thing back in the 90s?
@GeneralKenobi75
@GeneralKenobi75 2 жыл бұрын
Which has not been established IN THE MOVIES. As someone who's only watched the movies, its not surprising the Critic would get confused.
@Martialartfruituser
@Martialartfruituser Жыл бұрын
@@GeneralKenobi75 But how could you not know? In the first film Scorpion removes his hood to show off a skull head. I don't know about you, I look at that and think undead. Also, pupiless eyes
@FacelessDeviant
@FacelessDeviant 9 жыл бұрын
Um. Sure this movie is bad, but commenting on how a Mortal Kombat movie has too many fight scenes seems... strange to me.
@nitromagilou597
@nitromagilou597 6 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind this movie having so many fight scenes, the only problem is that a lot of them are poorly edited and completely bloodless. Not to mention the abysmal CGI special effects.
@AxenfonKlatismrek
@AxenfonKlatismrek 4 жыл бұрын
Netherrealm games have realized that when you put so many fight scenes in a 10 minutes, its starting to get annoying. When you watch Action movie, Action movies need calm 10 minutes at least, to calm you down and interest you in the story.
@thebystander1636
@thebystander1636 4 жыл бұрын
If you come to Doug for a real review of movies by someone with cinema knowledge, you've made a mistake. He doesn't comprehend movies for shit. I know he is supposed to be funny but.. as an example. In the MK review, he is stating the reasons for the main fighters to enter the contest as well as their backstory. For Liu Kang, he just says.. "bEcAusE hE's aSiAn!" TWICE. Insinuating that he had no backstory and no reason to enter the tournament. Liu Kang was the protagonist, and had more development than anyone. He leaves his people because he doesn't share their beliefs and ideas. He is living in America doing his own thing, until his brother is killed by Shang Tsung in the tournament. He vows revenge and enters the tournament. I haven't seen that movie in 8 years or so.. And remember that much. Doug often misdirects his audience, and lies about a scene to be blunt, to make his jokes. CinemaSins does this as well, but way way worse. Oh, to the fanboys, it isn't parody, nor is it satire. It's a lack of creativity and humor. If you want comedy mixed with real reviews by level headed experienced people, RLM is your only source.
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 4 жыл бұрын
I don't about that. RLM has it's fair share of problems with criticism.
@thebystander1636
@thebystander1636 4 жыл бұрын
@@fightingmedialounge519" I don't ___ about that?" What are you referring to? Are you saying they have problems when people critique their work? If so, where do you come up with this and what does it have to do with them giving knowledge/experience based reviews? Explain your comment so we can understand it please.
@wetvein4908
@wetvein4908 9 жыл бұрын
Dexter's dad is Raiden? That explains a lot.
@Immagonko
@Immagonko 6 жыл бұрын
OMG
@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 6 жыл бұрын
It's Ajax from The Warriors
@Shorty_Hutch
@Shorty_Hutch 9 жыл бұрын
Oh yes! Your a dirty little kitty aren't you! Just a dirty, dirty little kitty, yes you are! You....... Oh.....dear....
@alejandrojuarbe24
@alejandrojuarbe24 7 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@mandalorethemaximum1408
@mandalorethemaximum1408 7 жыл бұрын
10:06 I don't know who THAT is, but is is definitely NOT Shinnok. Because if it IS Shinnok, then where the hell is Quan Chi?
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 5 жыл бұрын
Quan Chi is residing in the Mortal kombat cartoon.
@robertsimon2885
@robertsimon2885 5 жыл бұрын
Mandalore The Maximum _THAT’S_ supposed to be Shinnok?!
@Ragan31687
@Ragan31687 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Simon Unfortunately I think so. Elder God. So yeah 🤦🏻‍♂️
@DJKO12X
@DJKO12X 4 жыл бұрын
Not our Shinnok. He doesnt have the that pointed crown that almost look like his hair.
@deltaket6485
@deltaket6485 3 жыл бұрын
Chances are Quan Chi was saved for the next movie that never came.
@benm5970
@benm5970 6 жыл бұрын
Oh hey they made Shao Khan use the same cheap ass fighting he uses in the games
@DirtPoorWargamer
@DirtPoorWargamer 9 жыл бұрын
Okay, I know they don't really explain it in the movie, but on the subject of Sub-Zero and Scorpion: Sub-Zero in Annihilation is the younger brother of Sub-Zero in the first movie. After the original dies, the younger brother takes on his mantle (Sub-Zero is a code name after all). And Scorpion was already dead. He was a reanimated soul from Netherrealm in the first movie. You think they couldn't do it again? The surprise you show for the number of fight scenes in a movie based on a *fighting* game is also kind of amusing.
@Ashurman666
@Ashurman666 9 жыл бұрын
Wells Yeah they never reveal the brother´s real names so it gets hard to follow if you don´t know the games.Then again i don´t think the early games did either
@honestred7600
@honestred7600 9 жыл бұрын
I also would like to add that Sindel looks so young is because she's Edenian just like Kitana and they live for hundreds of years. I think this is explained in both movies. Also she's a reincarnation.
@Ashurman666
@Ashurman666 9 жыл бұрын
Honest Red No it really isnt
@honestred7600
@honestred7600 9 жыл бұрын
***** Kitana's age is not discussed in the first movie?
@Ashurman666
@Ashurman666 9 жыл бұрын
Honest Red Not sure,it´s been years. But the fact that they are Edenian and that Edenians live longer however i KNOW it´s not discussed
@Lillian2167
@Lillian2167 8 жыл бұрын
Scorpion cannot die, he's already an undead spectre or something IIRC. XD
@minefilms1122
@minefilms1122 9 жыл бұрын
rip beard 2003-2008 oh wait he grew it back?
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst 7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Wade Winston Wilson AKA Deadpool Merc with the Mouth: I heard about that 60s Batman guy passing away. But watching a passing away tribute for a beard? That's just pathetic!
@Jose-se9pu
@Jose-se9pu 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, in exchange for the hair on his head
@trevorthornley8835
@trevorthornley8835 5 жыл бұрын
I guess his beard must be from the mcu
@Moviefan2k4
@Moviefan2k4 6 жыл бұрын
This is a prime example, of how a sequel should NEVER be done. When you can't get anyone back except for two of the main actors and a single supporting one, that's a huge sign that even a blind person should be able to read as "go home and think again."
@ssjgotenks2009
@ssjgotenks2009 3 жыл бұрын
oh and what about 2 fast huh did vin come back no yet it wa stele good movie
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 4 жыл бұрын
19:19, The way he saids "F**K YOU, get your @$$ in there Thor" always has me cracking up like crazy every single time. That really has to be one of the funniest thing I have ever heard say since anything another movie or TV he has reviewed over the past 10+ years.
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 2 жыл бұрын
Then you play MK9, and Raiden absolutely screws everything up.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
@@HolyknightVader999 Huh?
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Play MK9, and the NC's advice towards Raiden becomes a lot more funny and tragic. "Get your ass in there, Thor!" turns into a macabre joke throughout MK9.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
@@HolyknightVader999 Cool
@Pol74698
@Pol74698 8 жыл бұрын
11:24 ... no comment, just fucking laughter!! Real Scorpion:"If you stand in my way, I'll burn you to ashes!/GET OVER HERE!!" Annihilation Scorpion:"SUCKEEEEEEEEEEER!!" Doug:"Naa-naa-na-naa-naa."
@jacobmichalak7321
@jacobmichalak7321 8 жыл бұрын
I never noticed how accurate that Case on the movie was until now "Destroy all Expectations"
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 9 жыл бұрын
15:44 _"Oh, YES, you're a DIRTY little kitty, aren't you? Just a DIRTY DIRTY little kitty. Yes you are, just d-"_ lol@Bargo.
@apollorock3r244
@apollorock3r244 5 жыл бұрын
10:46 In the game’s lore, the older brother ended up becoming Noob Saibot. 12:15 My batteries are not included, motherf***er. Imagine Cyrax saying that in any Mortal Kombat. XD
@javianwilliams7463
@javianwilliams7463 6 жыл бұрын
This entire movie is A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
@JohnGoetzGaming
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Back when Nostalgia Chick was a thing...now she hates that time despite it being my favorite time of her career
@Hopium500
@Hopium500 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming too bad she's just a worthless sub human now.
@its-morbintime
@its-morbintime 9 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I was laughing at the costumes of the villains in this movie. I mean it looks as threatening and as dignified as a villain that was laughed off the set of a 1960's serial of Doctor Who.
@RosesTeaAndASD
@RosesTeaAndASD 6 жыл бұрын
Morbius Fitzgerald Shao Khan's mask reminded me of Skeletor's AWEFUL costume in that Masters of The Universe movie. Not threatening.
@barrymk400
@barrymk400 8 жыл бұрын
VHS? This guy is oldschool.
@alexandresobreiramartins9461
@alexandresobreiramartins9461 8 жыл бұрын
+barrymk400 Because movies as bad as this one have to be watched in their vintage format.
@dcarterm8371
@dcarterm8371 7 жыл бұрын
barrymk400 he’s 35
@taylord5381
@taylord5381 7 жыл бұрын
barrymk400 the movie probably never made it to dvd
@artofmore7197
@artofmore7197 6 жыл бұрын
barrymk400 Well, he is the NOSTALGIA Critic...
@Tornado1994
@Tornado1994 6 жыл бұрын
[Unknown] [Name] Doug is 36.
@resurrectionist1
@resurrectionist1 8 жыл бұрын
15:44 MY GOD THIS NEVER GETS OLD
@finaltouchstudio_
@finaltouchstudio_ 5 жыл бұрын
19:43 that grunt always gets me 😂
@1800Hernandez
@1800Hernandez 7 жыл бұрын
"the merger has begun, earth is under attack and IT... IS... GLORIOUS!" "I... am... acting! "
@ThePa1riot
@ThePa1riot 9 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute what did he say?! 8:06 . . . So this pathetic follow up, may have literally played a factor in a retcon, that killed off half of the Earthrealm fighters in 9? . . . . I'm not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted.
@Hugmir
@Hugmir 9 жыл бұрын
This has just made my morning more special :D
@MaelstromTheDemon
@MaelstromTheDemon 8 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at all the inserted "khans"- "KHAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!" AH, GODDAMNIT!!!!
@thundercleez7699
@thundercleez7699 6 жыл бұрын
kaaahn xd
@eddieolshefski6467
@eddieolshefski6467 6 жыл бұрын
Oh great. That's two more shots I gotta take. Thanks guys.
@carltasticdrew9633
@carltasticdrew9633 6 жыл бұрын
When Kahn is confirmed in MK11
@otakumartin4085
@otakumartin4085 6 жыл бұрын
Carltastic Drew Shao KHAAAAAAN!!!!! Joins the battle!
@LadyOnikara
@LadyOnikara 4 жыл бұрын
Let's have James Kirk sign up for Mortal Kombat. He could at least distract the women.
@roboguy75
@roboguy75 7 жыл бұрын
Only thing I'll say is it's actually said in the games how the first Sub Zero died during the tournament in the first Mortal Kombat and became Noob Saibot and later on his brother took the mantle of Sub Zero, as for Scorpion, he can't really die, only be defeated. You can try to kill him all you want, he'll just keep coming back. Aside from that, yeah fuck this movie.
@Poever
@Poever 3 жыл бұрын
What Doug didn’t know is that the version of Annihilation released in theaters was really a test screening cut that wasn’t the final edit, because producers at New Line felt it was “good enough” to release
@WillieManga
@WillieManga Жыл бұрын
Wait... So there's a version out there that was even worse??
@SFNDMK
@SFNDMK Жыл бұрын
I guess that may be the version with the lost credit scene that no one cares for
@SolidShepard
@SolidShepard 6 жыл бұрын
Cage was honestly my favorite MC character. I was legit pissed they killed him in the opening when I first watched this movie.
@genesismultiverse4896
@genesismultiverse4896 Жыл бұрын
Mk ok
@genesismultiverse4896
@genesismultiverse4896 Жыл бұрын
And I know what you mean
@SolidShepard
@SolidShepard Жыл бұрын
@@genesismultiverse4896 my bad. It was 5 years ago. Lol
@genesismultiverse4896
@genesismultiverse4896 Жыл бұрын
@@SolidShepard huh the more you know (the theme starts)
@DainnGreywall
@DainnGreywall 9 жыл бұрын
I can't help but wonder........... How would Nostalgia critic look.... with a full beard? X_x
@ravensainteve5210
@ravensainteve5210 9 жыл бұрын
Dainn Greywall like an even dumber hipster than with his regular growth.
@Rhiorrha
@Rhiorrha 9 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the uncomfortable silence and dodging eye contact as everyone slinks away from perving over the Sonya/Mileena fight scene.
@SoujiMonaru
@SoujiMonaru 9 жыл бұрын
Nothing against either Malcolm or Tamara (more from you is fine), but I'd love to see Doug do more with Chester and TGWTG in his sketches! You know you can do it, Doug! ^_^
@whenthemusicsover6028
@whenthemusicsover6028 9 жыл бұрын
+Souji Monaru And more crossovers with Linkara and/or Angry Joe. Probably just me but...meh. ^_^
@julieporter7805
@julieporter7805 3 жыл бұрын
I think he had issues with their actor.😉😆😎
@MILDMONSTER1234
@MILDMONSTER1234 Жыл бұрын
Agreed I miss his old roster of characters
@darkraptor3628
@darkraptor3628 8 жыл бұрын
OMG - at 9:48 that's Rainer Schoene as Shinnok, the german voice of Optimus Prime and Darth Vader(since ROTS). Awesome! This is still one of the worst movies ever created!
@luciferrian2473
@luciferrian2473 8 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes up explanations for how his other characters also shaved their beards. That's so adorable.
@JokersPalace3384
@JokersPalace3384 8 жыл бұрын
Also, Jade's and Millena's reveals. WTF?!
@AxenfonKlatismrek
@AxenfonKlatismrek 4 жыл бұрын
The second girl isnt Mileena, Her name is "You Wish"
@DJKO12X
@DJKO12X 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxenfonKlatismrek At least she need to said, "No. I am Mileena." Also Mileena supposed to be seducing Liu Kang instead of Jade seducing him.
@redhood7650
@redhood7650 3 жыл бұрын
@@DJKO12X Liu Kang is dumb huh
@DJKO12X
@DJKO12X 3 жыл бұрын
@@redhood7650 wtf r u talking about? I was talking how they direct that scene.
@redhood7650
@redhood7650 3 жыл бұрын
@@DJKO12X I meant that liu Kang would be think Mileena is her
@darcanjel7
@darcanjel7 9 жыл бұрын
The studio was like "Raiden was too fucking cool in the first film. How can we make him suck? We'll change his look, make him more serious, and take away his powers. Genius!!!".
@ssjgotenks2009
@ssjgotenks2009 3 жыл бұрын
dude raiden loses power in out world havbe you paly the dman game mk11 evne poitn tha riadne is wekser in out world
@Draukagrissah
@Draukagrissah 8 жыл бұрын
"I don't believe how many fight scenes there are." Ah. Yes. It's incredibly difficult to see why there would be a lot of fighting... in a movie based on a fighting game. Dude, there's a lot of nonsensical bullshit in this movie, but the ludicrously choreographed fight scenes are one of the only redeeming qualities. It would have been much better if the runtime actually included a lot more of them.
@Music-City-Mania
@Music-City-Mania 6 жыл бұрын
“Oh, that was his brother: 7° C.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zatchbell622
@zatchbell622 5 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that, while only a novice at Mortal Kombat, I know the histories of Scorpion, both Sub-Zeros, Cyrax, and Sektor. I’ve only played MK11 for like 2 months lol
@dankester5607
@dankester5607 8 жыл бұрын
This wasn't the first episode of the NC I watched, but it was the one that made this a staple of my internet viewing pleasure.
@gizmogurlie41786
@gizmogurlie41786 Жыл бұрын
20:15 I spat out my drink with this 😂😂😂
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst 6 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic looks like a total different person without his bearded goatee.
@chuck7190
@chuck7190 Жыл бұрын
I miss classic Nostalgia Critic. Bac when times were simpler.
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm Жыл бұрын
Care to elaborate
@chuck7190
@chuck7190 Жыл бұрын
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cm no
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm Жыл бұрын
@@chuck7190 just explain how when times were simpler
@MILDMONSTER1234
@MILDMONSTER1234 Жыл бұрын
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cm people were younger and had less responsibilities
@Handington
@Handington 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite review intros ever!
@AlbertoDSalas
@AlbertoDSalas 8 жыл бұрын
How did they keep a straight face at 15:44 Jesus christ. I was laughing out loud.
@tyleryoung2358
@tyleryoung2358 5 жыл бұрын
The guy on the right looks like he was gonna crack
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover Жыл бұрын
@jotarokujon3832 I thought that they didn’t know he was going to do that, so this was just one take.
@leeiif
@leeiif 9 жыл бұрын
The opening of this video. *clap clap clap clap*
@TripleDeckerSupreme
@TripleDeckerSupreme 6 жыл бұрын
@OSanoBR Oh, shut up
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 4 жыл бұрын
And now he's bald.
@NeroCM
@NeroCM 8 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie". Well, it is called Mortal Kombat.... so I guess a lot of pointless fighting was guaranteed from the start...
@whitherwhence
@whitherwhence 8 жыл бұрын
Unslaadahsil It also misspelled "combat", it was also doomed to be stupid
@melancholyentertainment
@melancholyentertainment 8 жыл бұрын
+The Doctor. simply The Doctor The games did the same thing with the word combat, and they were great. It's a purposeful creative choice, not an accidental spelling error.
@whitherwhence
@whitherwhence 8 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Enigma I know. It was a joke
@DigenisAkritas116
@DigenisAkritas116 5 жыл бұрын
Scorpion is ‘alive’ because he is already dead and isn’t killable Sub-Zero is still alive because he is his younger brother, Kuai Liang and not Bi-Han
@Canada1994
@Canada1994 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear "Outworld", I think of that moment in the first episode of Morty Kombat when Morty's cooking the burrito in the microwave and sees the Outworld button "I guess that means that this setting is 'Outta this world'"
@shanearnold7781
@shanearnold7781 9 жыл бұрын
Oh, the good old days of NC
@ravenvince2
@ravenvince2 6 жыл бұрын
There are two different Sub-Zeros in MK. The one died known as the orginal. Scorpion can’t die. He just goes back to the Netherealm.
@cdagyekybcrpaa
@cdagyekybcrpaa 4 жыл бұрын
12:51 the part when the Critic plays the main theme from Lawrence of Arabia always gets me
@kaydgaming
@kaydgaming 7 жыл бұрын
You missed the perfect Kano joke when Liu Kang said his heart belonged to another.
@majorfanboy2005
@majorfanboy2005 6 жыл бұрын
3:32 Where the review actually begins
@Giriko3490
@Giriko3490 9 жыл бұрын
You never played the mortal kombat games, did you critic?
@ravensainteve5210
@ravensainteve5210 9 жыл бұрын
Kuma Teddie no. nor did he read the comics. He really doesn't care that he looks more and more like an imbecile with each video "he makes".
@whenthemusicsover6028
@whenthemusicsover6028 9 жыл бұрын
Raven Saint Eve Since when is playing the games or reading the comics required to critique a film as a standalone product? He doesn't need to be familiar with the source material in order to judge the film by it's own merits, any more then I need to read the Batman or Superman comics in order to judge whether their respective films are good or not.
@Giriko3490
@Giriko3490 9 жыл бұрын
Chozo Hunter That may be true, but it seems like he was hating on aspects of the games as well. It's an awful movie, but it felt like he was hating on some of the regular aspects of the game, as well.
@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653
@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653 9 жыл бұрын
Kuma Teddie The word of week is aspects!
@Giriko3490
@Giriko3490 9 жыл бұрын
Toy Bonnie someone give this man a cookie
@ManOnHorizon
@ManOnHorizon 5 жыл бұрын
20:48 - I love this magic of editting. I almost thought Kitana was about to kiss her mother)))
@cornholio2055
@cornholio2055 8 ай бұрын
Is it ironic that the nostalgia critic has become nostalgic?
@nobbynobbs8182
@nobbynobbs8182 2 жыл бұрын
I never walked out of a movie theater during a movie, but this was damn close
@BigEOT3
@BigEOT3 Жыл бұрын
[Doug:Scorpion & Sub Zero are brothers?] [Liu Kane:I can make that arranged]
@pharaohyami5000
@pharaohyami5000 9 жыл бұрын
That guy without the beard. I miss Mati. Wonder how he's doing now?
@JacobHillSBD
@JacobHillSBD 9 жыл бұрын
He died, well, the character did. It was in one of the anniversary specials.
@macmario2181
@macmario2181 9 жыл бұрын
Mati means dead in my country which is coincidence i guess
@idkilikestrawberries
@idkilikestrawberries 9 жыл бұрын
I now wonder what country you are from.....
@CalamityM
@CalamityM 9 жыл бұрын
***** I miss Bargo too :C
@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653
@gladoshatesyoursafespace2653 9 жыл бұрын
Wow, people miss Mati? Excuse me while I go someplace secluded and puke my guts out.
@bigrick5747
@bigrick5747 9 жыл бұрын
The more I watch this the more I realize how the only people who can fully understand the plot are those who actually know the lore.
@caseyjones8153
@caseyjones8153 5 жыл бұрын
Both Sub-Zero and his younger brother have the nickname “Sub-Zero”; even in the games.
@captainbanjaxavalanche4313
@captainbanjaxavalanche4313 5 жыл бұрын
Yes and no, older brother Sub-zero became Noob Saibot and his brother took his nickname out of respect.
@Ronnie1992
@Ronnie1992 6 жыл бұрын
After all this years I still don't get it why NC says Shao Khan dresses like Mcgruff,didn't he wear a typical detective trench coat and fedora hat?🤔
@DiscoingGD1989
@DiscoingGD1989 9 ай бұрын
I rewatch the first Mortal Kombat every Halloween (because when I was a little kid, I thought of it as a Halloween movie). It's truly fantastic and Johnny Cage with his zingers is at least half of what makes it fantastic.
@TBrianOnline
@TBrianOnline 8 жыл бұрын
Omg, so many things wrong with this movie which is a damn shame. I pretty much just liked the music and some of the fights. I just keep hoping that just like the videogames made a great comeback, so will MK get back to a silver screen. Btw, with all due respect to James Remar and Brian Thompson, they were a total miscast here. Jeff Meek killed it as Shao Kahn in MK Conquest (and would probably have made a better Raiden here).
@carlocalderon3659
@carlocalderon3659 4 жыл бұрын
11:50 the only reason I watch this video 🤣🤣🤣
@a.jlewissonicski5278
@a.jlewissonicski5278 8 ай бұрын
Mines too
@faze_buendia9514
@faze_buendia9514 4 жыл бұрын
I've always been a fan of the game, ever since super Nintendo and I really love the mythos they've built over the last 12+ games
@Groypette
@Groypette 8 жыл бұрын
I love how doug reads constantly the teleprompter in these old videos
@SpideyFan-onst
@SpideyFan-onst 2 жыл бұрын
the reason why Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage got new actors was because Bridgette Wilson Sampras, who played Sonya Blade, was busy starring in IKWYDLS (I Know What You Did Last Summer) and Linden Ashby, who played Johnny Cage, turned down the role after he read the script. And I don't blame him. and Fun Fact, after Paul W. S. Anderson (director of the first film) saw how terrible Annihilation did, he swore that he would never leave a movie series that he began. Which was why he stayed with the Resident Evil movies for 14 years.
@gatopreto-xq4dd
@gatopreto-xq4dd 7 жыл бұрын
´´I cannot believe how many fight scenes there are in this movie`` He realizes it`s a fighting game, does he?
@BerryTheBnnuy
@BerryTheBnnuy 5 жыл бұрын
I actually like the way Doug looks without a beard...
@frankcarlosnajera9723
@frankcarlosnajera9723 2 жыл бұрын
15:00 that moment has to be top 3 from all NC videos😆😆😆😆😆😆
@holidaystyles7952
@holidaystyles7952 7 жыл бұрын
That AVGN joke gets me everytime also that 'Dirty little kitty' guy is funny as hell what ever happened to him
@sheezburgaman8918
@sheezburgaman8918 6 жыл бұрын
12:15 especially you can tell that it's just spray painted cardboard.
@MisterE80
@MisterE80 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that the actors who played Shao Kahn and Jax are different actors from the first as well.
@BambooAcrobatVerte
@BambooAcrobatVerte 3 жыл бұрын
15:15 Great Kentucky Fried Movie reference!! 🤣🤣
@legoking6165
@legoking6165 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Millena sound just like she does in MKX?
@MisterX867
@MisterX867 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah I can hear the resemblance
@kirakiryu1020
@kirakiryu1020 5 жыл бұрын
MisterX867 Or see it. Seriously, where are the Baraka teeth?
@jlord5078
@jlord5078 5 жыл бұрын
Ditch the mask, we need to see the teeth!
@ayeem1683
@ayeem1683 Жыл бұрын
8 years later and scorpion becomes subzero's brother. I knew there was a reason I love this show 😂
@sheezburgaman8918
@sheezburgaman8918 6 жыл бұрын
A whole decade since the original video for this was made? Holy Schmackeroni!
@wadmodderschalton5763
@wadmodderschalton5763 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't Mortal Kombat, it's Mortal Ballad (17:13)
@dcfanproductions
@dcfanproductions 5 жыл бұрын
7:42 Mk11 Johnny: Page 62 Johnny Cage dies is someone high
@DJKO12X
@DJKO12X 4 жыл бұрын
Its Page 62
@dcfanproductions
@dcfanproductions 4 жыл бұрын
Thinks I keep messing in it up
@DigiRangerScott
@DigiRangerScott 9 жыл бұрын
I for one support ThatOtherGuyOntheNewsOnceCare
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 3 жыл бұрын
"We saw these guys died in the First Movie why they're suddenly back?" Well there's a *Simple Explanation* for that Critic: You see...The Sub-Zero who died in the First movie is Named Bi-han and that Sub-Zero is his *Younger Brother* named Kuai Liang To make it short: The Sub-Zero in the First Movie has a *Younger Brother* And about Scorpion's Revival: Well.... He's an *UNDEAD* so he can back anytime he wants
@Morgil27
@Morgil27 3 жыл бұрын
One good thing I'll give this movie: the soundtrack was pretty damn good. I had the CD as a kid and listened to it quite a lot. Fun fact: the song that plays when Liu Kang first meets Jade I would later hear in the first American Pie movie when the foreign girl strips on a webcam.
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