Kazaam - Nostalgia Critic

What do you get when you combine Shaq, Rap, and a horrible plot? You get Kazaam! The Nostalgia Critic bravely reviews this movie of untold horrors!
Originally aired on October 6, 2008.
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Kazaam is a 1996 American musical fantasy comedy film directed by Paul Michael Glaser, written by Christian Ford and Roger Soffer based on a story by Glaser, and starring Shaquille O'Neal as the title character, a 5,000-year-old genie who appears from a magic boombox to grant a 12-year-old boy three wishes.
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[@snazzyzsmitty]

oh look its Vanilla Ice's black counterpart, Chocolate Room Temperature Water

[@sonikku956]

No Chocolate Steam?

[@snazzyzsmitty]

sonikku956 that sounds a hell of a lot better lol

[@doof.got.internet.access]

Zoë Z. Snazzy yaaaaaaaay. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@obsidianwolf3756]

Wouldn't that just be Ice T or Ice Cube?

[@snazzyzsmitty]

ObsidianWolf no its lemonade, read the sign

[@holycow818181]

I like how the joke at the end suggests that the Nostalgia Critic ends up in an alternate universe where Kazaam never existed. I wonder if Shazaam (starring Sinbad) exists in this alternate universe?

[@babyfac3107]

Ben Buckley Productions wait there is a so bad one

[@Chris_Blaze94]

Pretty sure that's what he was referencing

[@michaelbadger4694]

Kazaam never existed in my home dimension.

[@michaelbadger4694]

We didn't have Shazaam, either.

[@lapsingpugface6927]

My god I swear to God I remember an old nostalgia Critic episode where he even references Sinbad in the movie. When someone told me he didn't do it I honestly didn't believe them

[@azazelgrigori9244]

"I guess I should have an emotion right now, but I don't want to." Love that line.

[@loneronin6813]

It's probably my favorite line in the whole review to be honest.

[@hew2356]

That made me laugh because it fits his dull expression so well.

[@loneronin6813]

@@hew2356 Exactly! :D

[@CoffeeNinjaB8]

My friend - "So whats your favorite horror movie? Me - "Kazaam" My friend - "...the one where Shaq was a genie? That wasn't a horror movie..." Me - "..You haven't seen Shaq acting have you?

[@LuckoDaStars]

this is a reference to Scary Movie 1

[@lukethespook2784]

Don't you mean shaqting?

[@hra_Najimi99]

I've imagined an Splatoon remake w/ Pearl as the title character. Maybe it's better than the original.

[@rokia360]

Son of the Mask fits better than Kazaam IMO

[@pumpkinman4ever]

You're Carmen Electra?! : o

[@deathconceal1]

Let's Green Egg and Ham It will forever be my favorite bad line in movie history. Thank you Kazaam, thank you.

[@Mystieris]

Same. xD I shout it every time I hear a bad rap song.

[@samuelwalber2207]

deathconceal1 my favorite is "I was frozen today!!!" Use it in every opportunity

[@venomwise]

It sounds so wrong though

[@deathconceal1]

@@venomwise yet it feels so right, also 4 years later Jesus we’re getting old

[@venomwise]

@@deathconceal1 yes that line although it sounds wrong it’s hilarious the way Kazaam says it lets green egg and hammit

[@Lovinia1]

“You’ll jiggy jiggy regret it.” Two seconds later “Less green eggs an hammit!” I’m the man who can grant your wishes! “BISHEZ!”

[@EditDeath]

"Oh my god, Shaq's gonna eat me!" I think the same thing every time I see a can of his craptastic Arizona strawberry soda. He has his "I'mma eat you" face on those things.

[@gamerazor247]

At least the cream soda flavor rocked

[@xabieszamudio3481]

Soda Shaq! HYDRATE YO BLACKASS!

[@paranoidkarmapolice4993]

Soda Shaq was amazing God I wish they still sold it

[@mikeburnsy6492]

+xabies Zamudio Did he actually say that?

[@LeeLeeBellePBJLee]

"Looking like a Cadbury Egg dressed as Liberace." Oh my gosh, I almost spit green tea all over my computer... it was like an explosion of strange sounding laughter. I lost it again at "Vanilla Ice was blacker than this!" I work at a hotel reception desk in a small town... I am at work watching this and keep exploding into laughter because of this video, I think if a guest were to come in they would think I have totally lost it.

[@ellocogaspar7784]

no

[@MrPiccoloku]

Show it to the guests!

[@kaijukid1443]

I wish I could have seen that

[@BrowardHeron]

@@ellocogaspar7784 yes

[@RenaldyCalixte]

10:03 NC: That's sad when breakfast is the best actor in this movie. NC Steel review, "The soiflee is the most developed character in this movie." So basically inanimate objects can rap better than Shaq

[@AceAttorny]

What the hell is "a talent agent in pirated music"?

[@bigace89s]

could b a fancy term for underground artists, but then again this movie doesnt make sense, so why bother

[@Xahnel]

+AceAttorny Before the internet, there was only the TV and the radio for getting music out there. One of the most popular things to do was set up pirate radio stations, called such because the FCC decided that not only did they own all radio wave frequencies in America, but using them without paying was a crime (they often would broadcast music that could also be found on regular radio without paying for rights or anything, so there was some legitimate piracy going on). This only made pirate radio seem hip, cool, against the man, rebellious, etc. etc. etc. There was legitimate talent on pirate radio so there were legitimate agents working pirate radio, looking for the next big meal ticket I MEAN talent.

[@AceAttorny]

Halen2020 ... Huh.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

its in the sentence, its a dude who gets money by supporting a guy with a certain talent for singing bad songs

[@EnderbornGamingAndStuff]

Ditto

[@MightyMewtron]

13:32 "nothing to do but mock this scene with totally inappropriate music" AND I- [total silence to avoid copyright]

[@BHADDay]

Let's green egg & ham it!

[@reuteratwork8983]

+Keiläs Philler 'Cuz they didn't PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAX!!!

[@reuteratwork8983]

Would you do her / In the box? Would you do her / Such a fox? Would you do her / Make it rain? Would you do her / Pull a train? I do not like her / Sam-ka-zaam! I do not like / Green jugs & clam!

[@reuteratwork8983]

***** Well...except that Geisel died in '91 -- 5yrs before "Kazaam" came out...

[@quiarapl8362]

+Reuter Atwork He could see the future

[@JoeyDoesStuff1120]

What?!

[@zeroxwolfx]

Man, you can really tell the difference in energy between old Nostalgia critic and new episodes.

[@loneronin6813]

Yeah in the old reviews he actually makes jokes with effort put into them. Nowadays he barely puts in actual jokes, let alone ones that are funny. Now he does silly skits and his own commercials that run almost as long as half of his reviews that aren't funny. He mostly phones it in these days and is clearly going through the motions because it's clear he doesn't want to be doing the whole critic character schtick anymore so he barely even plays the character save for his opening tagline. It's night and day, and the dark and dawn are equally shrouded in shadow.

[@K-dawg26]

​@@loneronin6813 plus Tamara and Malcom aren't funny and he doesn't need them. He never did.

[@loneronin6813]

@@K-dawg26 Agreed. He always made a better solo act, although he did have the occasional co-review and those were usually ok up to a point.

[@MrAwsomeness360]

@@loneronin6813 *_"Yeah in the old reviews he actually makes jokes with effort put into them."_* That and a whole lot of screaming and cursing.

[@crowkid5553]

The new ones still have funny jokes and reviews, labyrinth and cats

[@jesusrox4u]

Kazaam: Djinn only exists in fairy tales and I don't believe in fairy tales. Me: Here I thought Peter Pan not believing in fairy tales in Pan was stupid but Kazaam’s claim is dumber.

[@Sundown_Clown474]

But, this especially stupid when you find out that genies and djinn and literally the same things.

[@jesusrox4u]

@@Sundown_Clown474 Lol! So true.

[@imthinkinwacky2859]

It's also probably sacrilegious considering how djinn are actual beings in Islam.

[@SonofMrPeanut]

"Due to reasons of vengeance" is still the best excuse for an absence ever.

[@supremenerd4259]

SonofMrPeanut Yeah, it was because of his fight with the AVGN. This episode came out in 2008 and that was when their 'fight' happened.

[@drfr0stii704]

Shaq is the ultimate guilty pleasure. He seems genuinely nice

[@ukhistorian]

He was my second favorite basketball player growing up.

[@ahdevega725]

nostalgia critic is a riot; especially about the pervert jokes

[@chibutlerdavis3822]

Adrianna De Vega He is crazy! I always like his reviews, he is just hilarious

[@vanellopescorner8882]

I love him!

[@Wishbone4evr]

IKR!! LMFAO!!! He'll ALWAYS be funnier than these candyasses known as MysteriousMrEnter and his butt buddy PhantomStrider8. MEGA LULZ!!

[@PinkGoldAbby]

@@Wishbone4evr Love NC too! But Phantomstrider is my fav. 💜

[@TheStanishStudios]

Holy shit… I remember this. I buried it, deep down… but the spray paint scene brought it all back 😱

[@Cybermat47]

You poor thing!

[@victore7249]

TheStanishStudios same thing with he-man😳

[@matrix91234]

Dont you remember the days when kids will tease you and randomly spray paint your outline against the floor

[@joeywomer]

I love going back to the Critic's old reviews.

[@DonCaulk]

Yes.

[@robroy6374]

2007-2012 are his best years.

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

He still does a really great job with his newest episodes.. but it's still nice seeing the old stuff

[@robroy6374]

no.@@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770

[@korvasterindar9672]

You know, with the right degree of acting, and a good director, I think Shaq could pull off a action star. He certainly has the intimidating size and build, or rather he did

[@wildside316]

+Russell Danis (Korvas Terindar) I think he has some potential. As of this movie, though, I gotta say Dolph Lundgren acted better. That might actually be pretty cool to see; Shaq vs Lundgren(just don't let Shaq make Lundgren hit him full strength, Lundgren put Stallone out for a while when Stallone wanted their boxing to look authentic).

[@dakotadoyle958]

They tried that, it resulted in the disaster known as Steel

[@andrejz8954]

an action*

[@mittens1509]

Hey its Vanilla Ice in a parallel universe... Hot Chocolate

[@kimaniwilsonhunte]

Time to green egg and ham it up!!! ;)

[@Chieftains187]

Kimani Wilson-Hunte Still a better Dr. Suess adaptation than The Cat in the Hat

[@Volosous]

Kimani Wilson-Hunte GO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@stepheniecook8549]

ha funny!

[@thejamman4070]

That sounds like my new favorite innuendo.

[@edwardv1255]

Seen this review like ten times, and each time I've tried several times to catch what he actually says there. Cheers. That is indeed awful :)

[@CJCroen1393]

Fun fact: Genies are thought to be based on "dust devils" so the swirling tornado actually kinda fits.

[@joshuahuq]

4:50 I love that he threw in the Herbert the Pervert joke!

[@stormstrider1990]

The genie from Aladdin was funnier than Kazaam.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Of course. There's noway Shaq could top the late, great Robin Williams.

[@stephenwells6434]

The genie from Aladdin was Robin Williams. Of course he was funnier.

[@Joker3384]

Prince Stormstrider Well, that goes without saying.

[@aii5748]

Prince Stormstrider to the point where I feel like comparing them is an insult. *Ofc Aladdin's genie was better!!* RIP Robin Williams. That's like comparing gold to glitter covered dog poo.

[@munjee2]

Prince Stormstrider of course he was he was voiced by robin Williams that's like saying Mel Brookes is funnier than a piece of toast YEA THINK

[@swanson2830]

Not defending the concept by any means, but in mythology genies were literally magical slaves to whoever they owed their service to, but they often tricked their masters into wasting their wishes thus freeing the genie from servitude

[@DachshundDogStarluck19]

So, what you're saying is Genies are practically magical slaves with a personality of a pestering managerial boss?

[@jacobwilliams1223]

This kid tried to do the same thing Aladdin did with the genie, use his powers without technically making a wish. However, Aladdin was subtle about doing it & tricked him. This kid openly announcing his intentions should have been met with "sorry I only respond to wishes." Well, in rhyme of course.

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

"Let's green egg and ham!" -Shaquille O'Neal, 1996

[@rojoe802]

Nice biggie reference

[@andrewmontgomery5621]

2:41. That Taz Mania gag takes me back to my childhood.

[@oliverdage9031]

8:44 What is this Seuss Doggy Dog!? I mean that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life! That's something an infant says when he's just learning how to read!

[@augustbornone]

8:38 I frecking LOL at this part!!!!!!!!

[@SuperPiposaru]

Let's green egg and ham it!

[@augustbornone]

I guess someone's a huge fan of Green Eggs & Ham when he/she wrote the Screen Play. @@SuperPiposaru

[@phillipwattsjr.4714]

Shaqtin' A Fool: THE MOVIE!

[@No-1.In.Particular]

9:12 a family picture

[@freddyrichards878]

MrHothead099 you know, for kids!

[@eamonclark4952]

Paul Mark Glasser (The Director of Kazaam) was in Fiddler On The Roof (1971)

[@mdcummings17]

The movie came in like a wrecking ball....!

[@locke103]

god... damnit... nappa...

[@GroundhogDayisAWESOME]

Wow....a joke about a rapper becoming a GENIE...? IN 2008?? DOUG WALKER was really ahead of his time!

[@lopson8683]

I really wish it was Shazam instead of Kazaam.

[@jacobhogan3208]

Oh really a dc character's movie is made by dc? I mean technically Shazam/Captain Marvel was originally another comic book companies property, but was actually bought my sc. Them marvel whined about the name captain marvel even though dc had the character even before marvel existed so now he goes by Shazam.

[@wildste]

@@jacobhogan3208 They might referring to a different genie from the 90s called Shazam staring Sinbad. But that movie is another example of the Mandela Effect

[@astropunch7708]

Imagine a movie about Kanye West as a genie where he serves Jared Fogle

[@locke103]

i'd prefer not to

[@SuperAnime4444]

I regrettably saw that film. Never getting those hours back.

[@darklordofsword]

ok, question. am I the only one who played the PS2 game "Harry Potter: Quiddich World Cup" and couldn't get stop laughing that same music that was used during the intro of this is played over the opening cinematic of that game?

[@dragoncatsage3049]

dark lord of sword I know this comment is dead but I must know if this is true lyrics and everything.

[@darylchurch2115]

Have you watched the Callmekevin lets play of that game, trust me its good.

[@pharaohyami5000]

Bad touch!

[@joyunicycle]

911 Emergency? There's a tall man who's been stalking this kid, giving him treats and now he's touching him while in his bed and wearing his pajamas! HURRY!!!!

[@ginogatash4030]

NOW HE'S BATHING IN FRONT OF HIM! THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT HE'S GONNA DO NEXT! HURRY!!!

[@ginogatash4030]

HE'S KISSING HIM! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED!?!

[@chibutlerdavis3822]

Those three things are hard to jusify, though.

[@low-keyrighteous9575]

"let's green egg and ham it " my goodness that's horrendous

[@BazTheStoryteller]

Hard to believe Shaq was only 24 when he acted in the movie.

[@Tim_Raths]

"Acted"

[@NetConsole]

23 actually. It was filmed during the offseason in 1995. It would've been hard to do the same in 1996 as Shaq was a part of the USA olympic team that year.

[@chinococoa6743]

The bastard child of Mario and Saddam Hussein. Funny! Also, that Sha Fu reference.

[@DoubleATam]

14:00 "I should've been the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiight!!!"

[@TheSuperBigPunch]

If you think this is bad, check out shaq's rap album. Yes he has a rap album.

[@yusei2221]

TheSuperBigPunch Say WHAT now?! Welp, there goes my faith in humanity

[@cullenderoche1589]

no, he doesn't! he has several albums, actually.

[@yusei2221]

Michael Goldwater That's WORSE!

[@CoffeeNinjaB8]

TheSuperBigPunch Im not surprised, "Macho Man" Randy Savage has a rap album too, im not joking. It includes a diss track directed at Hulk Hogan

[@TheSuperBigPunch]

Smith Curry Pick any of the above.

[@RikiZ8]

Shaq's acting is something you have to witness with your own eyes to believe how bad it is.

[@ellnats]

whats sad is that the recent shaq fu game is actually not that bad, its kinda fun, and self aware

[@abelmantor2449]

"Let's green egg and ham it " I can only imagine Dr Seuss reaction to that

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"Let's Green Egg and Ham it" "WHAT?!?"

[@RomrotMechanikos]

13:10 made me laugh so much milk squirted out my nose, and I'm drinking water.

[@jackherrington2634]

LMAO! nice

[@hazelchief-rabbit5903]

🤣😂

[@midnightrun5622]

Damn! Looks like Shaq is gonna rip that guy's skeleton out of his asshole!

[@LadyOnikara]

Now THAT'S talent!

[@NotAwesomeGabe]

man, wouldn't it be awesome to see nostalgia critic actually review the shaq album with rap critic, I don't know it just seemed it would be cool.

[@WillieManga]

All things considered, it's not like an athlete has to fail at being an actor. The Rock ended up being a great choice for Maui from Moana. And hell, he put on a pretty good musical number as well.

[@lukef2098]

Appplsskings cobmessdersditessditsgodss

[@corsaircarl9582]

I am now going to use "Green Egg & Ham It" in everyday speech...

[@QunMang]

The kid actor's name is Francis Capra, but he's not related to a certain well-known director with a similar name. Anyway, look up the photo IMDB has of him now. Not so fun fact- his bio says his father was in jail most of Francis' life and was killed when Francis was 19 or 20.

[@Bauglir100]

He's also the little brother from Free Willy 2.

[@zachhaywood1564]

"A Cadbury egg dressed like Liberace." LOLOLOLOL!!

[@Mystieris]

Shaq's starting to get ridiculous in his endorsements again. o.o I literally sat there and watched a Gold Bond commercial, and then an Icy Hot commercial, and it took me till almost the end of the Icy Hot ad to realize I was watching two different commercials because Shaq was in both of them! He's also sponsoring The General Insurance now for some reason...

[@brandonmiles86]

The same reason Katherine Heigl is doing those stupid cat food commercials: money. Gotta pay those bills.

[@That90sGirl310]

I see Shaq's face every time I pay my insurance.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

Well, at least his latest endorsement isn't half bad-Shaq fu-A legend reborn.

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@brandonmiles86 she screwed herself over by being impossible to work with apparently

[@sonikku956]

6:37 Well, the boy's actor is half Dominican. But who cares? Slavery is slavery.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Well every race in human history has enslaved some other race. Downside of being conquered

[@beatriceparham8157]

11:45 are you sure this isn’t dc comics

[@whydoieven3305]

6:30 *careless whisper starts playing*

[@JoshuaTheIguana]

3:35 - accurate representation of what Shaq did to his reputation

[@madnightguard6296]

"Vanilla Ice was blacker than this" XD

[@Raymond13557]

13:39 Shaq: Guess i got to eat him...

[@nostalgiajumper0233]

2:18 “he went through a hole! What do we do?”😂😂😂😂this is the best part of the review ever

[@remixchild]

0:59 oh gawd space jam (original) was more watchable than this

[@redeyesstfu]

That green egg and ham shit was lit af lmao

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Bad touch scenes always get me 😂

[@mcmanboy8207]

Don’t worry. In the future we get a rapping genie that’s WAY better.

[@ericstoverink6579]

That must be what happened to the Sinbad movie Shazam, that so many people claim to remember. The movie was so bad that when Doug reviewed it he wished that it never existed.

[@davidandadamplaygamesphelp3601]

Shaq roaring like a T-Rex while the Mortal Kombat theme plays in the background is the baddest ass thing I will ever see, I'm positive of it.

[@03bgood]

I miss the old Nostalgia Critic! Back before these pointless skits taking up 90% of the review and the whole CA controversy! Can we please go back to these days?

[@Saiyangoddess72]

What does CA stand for

[@Zikkar]

Sirocco Ferrari Channel Awesome

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Longing for or thinking fondly of a past time or condition? I think there's a word for that. 🧐

[@carl_anderson9315]

I was about to say that. I still think Doug is a brilliant comedic writer. I think he should move on to work on his own projects. He’s not terrible, his reviews are still pretty solid imo, but I think he got to the point where he has to move on in a different direction. I think he should do at least more serious, less geeky movie analysis, or trying writing/filmmaking.

[@lovetolovefairytales]

I actually like him better now. He's less shouty. And I like the skits.

[@kikiwhite_creates]

I almost forgot this movie existed😂. Also, anyone else notice how they use the name “Max” in almost every movie

[@jameshallock6834]

This is one of my guilty pleasure movies that I really cant defend except for the fact that I watched it as a kid and liked it then so its pure nostalgia. :P However it does bug me when Kazaam talks about "Djinn means free" knowing that the Djinn, which is what the legend of Genies are based on, want to destroy humanity because we stole this world from them and they are banished to another realm...so... evil is freedom I guess?

[@presidentcoriolanussnow7245]

In another culture, Djinn are creatures that live in our world, can see us, but we can't see them. Some djinn are good, and others are fiendish, with the fiends being known as Devils. Some djinn are mischievous, and are mistaken for ghosts because the manipulate real life objects. No one is sure how they look like, but it is said that you will see them 1 second before immediately dying. The sight of them will instantly kill you.

[@presidentcoriolanussnow7245]

And I just replied to a 3 month old comment.

[@thedeadlypacifist]

+President Coriolanus Snow I am replying to a one month old reply so don't feel too bad

[@pikapals41]

thedeadlypacifist I shall now set the bar in responding to a TWO YEAR old comment! Ha!

[@weaponizedlizardmen360]

Please...three years for me, anybody in the future want to make it four?

[@elliotstannard5621]

"Vanilla Ice was blacker than this" -ohh BURN!!!!!!

[@TheNeonTheater]

0:26 Maybe the funniest thing Ive ever heard Doug say. I died

[@TDBoltSSBM]

"Just because a man can make a decent free throw" But Shaq can't make free throws

[@emas2603]

This movie could have been good, with better casting and writing.

[@queencancerous5332]

His reaction to the kid coming out of the glass of water is honestly pretty funny

[@Scout-164]

NC: There's nothing to do now but mock this emotionally lacking moment with totally inappropriate music. Copyright: Yeah, right!

[@thelaughingfoxx]

I would have rather watched Shazam, with Sinbad...& that never existed.

[@akd30]

I KNOW! a while ago I was searching for NC's review of this movie and I thought the movie was called Shazam but it turns out that it's called Kazam not Shazam

[@anotheraccountididntneedto7222]

The Laughing FoxX It was better than this movie, I remember it clearly. It existed in one reality.

[@patrickgogan3517]

@@anotheraccountididntneedto7222 multiverse experiment

[@Top_Hat_Man]

A Time Traveler Erased That Movie From Existence.

[@dragonsanthem2005]

Who else thinks this movie inspired I am bread

[@dragonsanthem2005]

Because of the French toast and the CGI look a lot like I am bread

[@SpikeEye]

Felipe Alvarez We had the same thought, it seems.

[@brendanmccabe2249]

Felipe Alvarez one problem people found enjoyment from i am bread so cant be true

[@dragonsanthem2005]

Brendan McCabe true

[@Utonian21]

Felipe Alvarez Except I Am Bread came out in 2014 and this movie came out like in the 80's.

[@grumpyorgre2336]

The step husband talks like a Godfather level mobster

[@becuaseimbored3481]

For the longest time I thought this movie was called "Shazam!"

[@lucashammar8180]

Shaq was 24 when this film were released.

[@tacaloking4]

man this brings back good memory's i know it is goofy but man i cant help but have a soft spot in my heart for this movie i just love this movie

[@CJODell12]

8:35. Oh come on! Vanilla Ice was blacker than this!

[@wtfdudekk]

''Due to reasons of vengance'' I dont get it, but it makes me laugh

[@DigiRangerScott]

NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRFFFFFF!

[@weldin]

Or nothin'.

[@stiffykitsune8233]

i have to admit Shaq making that villain a ball was pretty awesome

[@loneronin6813]

"A horror movie with Shaq as a strange man with an evil grin offering treats to get little boys to go with him." ...Sweets for the sweet? :P Seriously though, I could easily see someone like Tony Todd (of Candyman fame) playing a horror movie version of Kazaam that does offer three wishes in order to convince young children to follow him wherever he may lead. Once three wishes are made, their souls belong to him. Yes it's a dumb idea I put about five seconds of thought into, but it might end up being better than the actual Kazaam movie. For the record, I am well aware that Candyman doesn't actually use candy and that the quote, "Sweets for the sweet," doesn't actually have anything to do with candy either.

[@johnholmeswebb8162]

Anybody remember Shaqs dumb ass part at the end of Freddie got Fingerd? You should search for Aries Spears impersonation of him, it's funny as shit, and his Charles Barkley is great too.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

12:42 - 13:28 Unironically the best part of the review

[@alansmith6376]

This is one of three movies I have walked out on.

[@TheGOAT-hj6sl]

The Shaq T-Rex roar LMAO

[@JayStCloud]

5:50 my reaction to that Cats trailer

[@Stressedout-Warrior-Mama]

That shaq/mortal kombat crossover was the best thing i never knew i needed

[@loganzingsheim2371]

It's pretty funny that Shaq and B.I.G. also did a song together. 😂

[@elijahblechman8633]

What?

[@ap6743]

It's interesting how different old NC is vs new NC. The old NC relies a lot on him being very the over the top and joking. The new NC relies more on his analysis. I think both have their strengths and weaknesses

[@tealnoise]

Old NC was better ngl

[@IPITYTHEFOOLZ]

@@tealnoise definitely a lot more funny to me. Like the reviews are much more fast paced and the jokes too

[@tealnoise]

@@IPITYTHEFOOLZ Yeah. I find myself laughing at his older reviews more than his recent ones. It's probably because I'm immature tho.

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Kazaam was one of my FAVORITE childhood films! I always dreamed of pancakes and chocolate bars falling from the sky!