Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Pitch Meeting

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3 жыл бұрын

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation!
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The first few movies based on video games didn’t exactly give a great reputation to the genre. However the fourth video game movie to ever be made was Mortal Kombat, and it didn’t do too poorly at the box office-- meaning that the FIFTH video game movie ever made was a sequel! It… it wasn’t great.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation raises a ton of questions. Like why did a bunch of the original actors quit? Why were the events of the first movie undone in just a few seconds? Why are is there an underground hamster ball network all of a sudden? Who hired these actors? Why do all the dead characters have identical brothers? What’s with that mud wrestling scene? Did a cameraman just attack Liu Kang?!
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Mortal Kombat: Annihilation! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@BlazerV61
@BlazerV61 3 жыл бұрын
Camera men attacking lead characters is TIGHT
@scottslotterbeck3796
@scottslotterbeck3796 3 жыл бұрын
That...was hilarious.
@GutnarmEVE
@GutnarmEVE 3 жыл бұрын
*Mel Brooks enters the chat*
@wikansaktianto9215
@wikansaktianto9215 3 жыл бұрын
Third wall break
@levithecartoonandmoviefan7284
@levithecartoonandmoviefan7284 3 жыл бұрын
Fourth wall breaks are tight 🤣🤣🤣
@Weasel_dud
@Weasel_dud 3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard the movie chappie
@ulisesjorge
@ulisesjorge 3 жыл бұрын
"What's the story in this thing?" "Oh no no, none of that" "Oh, okay"
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
What about the story to the previous one? Well, the first thing we do is take the final scene and change it. Then we kill a main character.
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
Off to a great and accurate start, to be sure.
@fluidred
@fluidred 3 жыл бұрын
It always feels wonderful when you find one pitch meeting you didn't watch.
@kingofwrestling9758
@kingofwrestling9758 Жыл бұрын
Ikr. I keep finding them. I’ve watched a hundred or more already. Such good stuff.
@TechDragon1
@TechDragon1 3 жыл бұрын
*"Writing languagalistically"* is the most hilarious phrase I have ever heard. Where has that been all my life??
@spoonyg419
@spoonyg419 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I was wondering how to spell it.
@knightish
@knightish 3 жыл бұрын
It certainly made me chuckle.
@FirecaseGene
@FirecaseGene 3 жыл бұрын
It killled me .... Language-listicly speaking
@CeeworldMedia
@CeeworldMedia 3 жыл бұрын
In his head lol
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын
Languagealistical writing is tight!
@Thetazord
@Thetazord 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know, but they give him a haircut about it” LOL 😂
@Mbehrhshhenr
@Mbehrhshhenr 3 жыл бұрын
Wowowow wow wow
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
Is he Samson but with lightning powers? No hair, no powers?
@MrStringybark
@MrStringybark Ай бұрын
9 years later he adopts Dexter and then looks as if he aged 25 years.
@snake098765
@snake098765 Жыл бұрын
This pitch meeting actually makes the movie sound better than it is.
@TROBassGuitar
@TROBassGuitar Жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty good overall
@TROBassGuitar
@TROBassGuitar Жыл бұрын
Oh wait I thought this was the recent one lol
@seyioyetade
@seyioyetade Жыл бұрын
@@TROBassGuitar It's true, the pitch meeting makes looks so much better, that am actually thinking of watching it again honestly lol 😂🤣
@archaicsoul4597
@archaicsoul4597 Жыл бұрын
It makes it sound like an actual movie as opposed to a masochism marathon
@deandrenicholas2545
@deandrenicholas2545 11 ай бұрын
​@Keith D. That one wasn't really good either. None of the Mortal Kombat movies were actually good if we're honest with ourselves lol!
@aaronbouck7730
@aaronbouck7730 3 жыл бұрын
“Too bad you...will die.” Greatest line in cinema ever.
@odeleon24
@odeleon24 Жыл бұрын
Everyone stood up and applauded!
@christianhardtofind6349
@christianhardtofind6349 Жыл бұрын
I mean, Revenge Of The Sith has worse dialogue than that!
@deandrenicholas2545
@deandrenicholas2545 11 ай бұрын
​@@christianhardtofind6349 just barely tho...lol
@siegfriedc2332
@siegfriedc2332 7 ай бұрын
​@@christianhardtofind6349Look up "Backstroke of the West". The subs it puts over Revenge of the Sith makes it so much funnier.
@katza831
@katza831 7 күн бұрын
Kal el no
@lyse
@lyse 3 жыл бұрын
So... no one is going to conment about Ryan’s perfect acting “Too bad you... will die!”? I died at that line :))
@ulliquarahyuga7534
@ulliquarahyuga7534 3 жыл бұрын
I came here looking for this 😂
@jeffwei
@jeffwei 3 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@Arkainjel
@Arkainjel 3 жыл бұрын
“And the Academy Award goes to...”
@Jmonkey25
@Jmonkey25 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT
@kobi-wanaenobi7080
@kobi-wanaenobi7080 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if you died than that's some real good acting.
@kingwill2282
@kingwill2282 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I get to the part in a movie when the title makes sense, I imagine producer guy saying "That's the name of the movie!"
@JanPopieluch
@JanPopieluch 3 жыл бұрын
I had that with the first episode of Into the Night :D
@danielmcgraw2327
@danielmcgraw2327 3 жыл бұрын
I do this whenever I'm watching a sequel or something- "he's from the first movie!"
@jenniferconstantine9041
@jenniferconstantine9041 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan saying this is literally my favorite part now of every pitch meeting where he says it.
@JanPopieluch
@JanPopieluch 3 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferconstantine9041 mine is "I don't know!". I even used it in a pubslished film review once :D
@jasonb219
@jasonb219 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow imagination is tight
@NYWallCrawler
@NYWallCrawler 3 жыл бұрын
"And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man." ✋😑👌
@janwijngaard
@janwijngaard 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the meeting.
@jamsbasketball9676
@jamsbasketball9676 3 жыл бұрын
That vanquished me
@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859
@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@mrmoose6833
@mrmoose6833 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@beccangavin
@beccangavin 3 жыл бұрын
My cat was taking a nap on my lap and this line completely ruined it.
@Fuzzy_Barbarian
@Fuzzy_Barbarian 3 жыл бұрын
"Believing in himself, huh? Sounds like it's gonna be hard." Mood.
@luminoustorus548
@luminoustorus548 3 жыл бұрын
You got dis Fuzzy 😎
@moonraven6145
@moonraven6145 3 жыл бұрын
"And then the Metal arm guy is gonna punch a centaur man" "Nice" "And he's gonna lose his metal arms" "Sounds like this might be a problem" "nah, he'll realise the power was within him all along and punch it with his normal arms" "Amazing, believe in yourself, great message for kids"
@smellycat6386
@smellycat6386 3 жыл бұрын
Those metal arms were just in the way
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 3 жыл бұрын
And he's going to be able to cause minor earthquakes with his metal arms. Hold on. Aren't we worried about kids trying to injure themselves so they can have metal arms to?
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 3 жыл бұрын
Barely an inconvenience, then. 😄
@Dzurky
@Dzurky 3 жыл бұрын
@@flankspeed yeah he missed the golden opportunity. kinda sad though but the rest is briliant
@beastmode2541
@beastmode2541 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan lost the opportunity
@particularbored6072
@particularbored6072 3 жыл бұрын
"BARELY INCONVENIENCE HIM!"- Shao Kahn
@user-rb3yx1bf6g
@user-rb3yx1bf6g 3 жыл бұрын
Tightality!
@particularbored6072
@particularbored6072 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-rb3yx1bf6g Good one 🤣
@pvshka
@pvshka 3 жыл бұрын
"Get over here!" ---> "Get off my back!"
@joelgholami2672
@joelgholami2672 3 жыл бұрын
You will be barely inconvenienced mortal.
@zachsutton9866
@zachsutton9866 3 жыл бұрын
No! Not Detroit!
@EdmundLoh
@EdmundLoh 3 жыл бұрын
This is the right movie for the hero to do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day. But what a missed opportunity.
@2percentright
@2percentright 3 жыл бұрын
God damn it. Beat me to it
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 3 жыл бұрын
I think Ryan George is saving that plot for a truly epic cinematic work of art.
@kenoliver2782
@kenoliver2782 3 жыл бұрын
You're going to have to get all the way off his back about that.
@rakdos36
@rakdos36 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterg76yt Or when it actually happens in the movie.
@charlierashi100
@charlierashi100 3 жыл бұрын
Ken Oliver, oh, lemme get off of that thing.
@agentmiko6049
@agentmiko6049 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh okay, Lemme get off of that thing" is a seriously underrated line.
@safarnamaniac
@safarnamaniac 2 жыл бұрын
It's such a perfect That's What She Said set up
@PeamThePanda
@PeamThePanda 2 жыл бұрын
no it's not it's like the only one the comment section talks about next to "super easy, barely an inconvenience"
@cowboycurtis2229
@cowboycurtis2229 3 жыл бұрын
"Characters from a video game doing flippity-flips." This is a really good sentence, languagelistically speaking.
@ACoderPerson
@ACoderPerson 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that Ryan is slowly adding more and more wows to ”wow wow wow, wow”?
@Wats06071
@Wats06071 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the wow wow wow .
@alphagt62
@alphagt62 3 жыл бұрын
I worked, “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience”, into a conversation yesterday! The people I was talking with did not get the reference.
@grumpy9721
@grumpy9721 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphagt62 wow Wow wow wow wow
@TechDragon1
@TechDragon1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeahyeahyeah!
@trybeingakr
@trybeingakr 3 жыл бұрын
Then Liu Kang did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day!
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 3 жыл бұрын
Naw it's probably fine
@azombie8mybaby
@azombie8mybaby 3 жыл бұрын
Call backs to other videos are tight.
@ahmedwalid4819
@ahmedwalid4819 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow
@themcusbiggestfan3210
@themcusbiggestfan3210 3 жыл бұрын
they should use that in a future pitch meeting
@artman2oo3
@artman2oo3 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think that the backflip was hard to do?
@laht93
@laht93 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "it's kinda gonna resemble a fight"!
@tokus420
@tokus420 3 жыл бұрын
yea, he nailed with that description lol!
@himdotcom
@himdotcom 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment should get more love because Ryan nailed it with that one.
@NoteyouraveRage
@NoteyouraveRage 3 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@mar10ssj1
@mar10ssj1 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe that Cameraman did not become a lasting MK character.
@johngr1747
@johngr1747 2 жыл бұрын
At least we had Mokap!
@magicmulder
@magicmulder 2 жыл бұрын
He’s too OP.
@smellycat6386
@smellycat6386 3 жыл бұрын
I knew this movie was going to be bad the first 5 minutes in when the characters were different and Johnny Cage got killed.
@digital1401
@digital1401 3 жыл бұрын
smelly cat I remember being so disappointed when I left the theater as a kid like wtf was that.
@wodencafe
@wodencafe 3 жыл бұрын
@@digital1401 Same
@petermarshall2256
@petermarshall2256 3 жыл бұрын
Because the first was such a good film?
@Rudoku1
@Rudoku1 3 жыл бұрын
@@petermarshall2256 It hid its shittiness better. Even kid me hated Annihilation. I felt bad for being mad that I couldn't see it in theaters once I finally got to see it.
@smellycat6386
@smellycat6386 3 жыл бұрын
@@petermarshall2256 10 year old me thought it was good but annihilation was way worse.
@StefanGural
@StefanGural 3 жыл бұрын
Please do a PITCH MEETING for HIGHLANDER!!! "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" "But I want sequels." "What?" "I don't like that. I want sequels." "No, sir. It's the movie's catchphrase." "Oh catchphrases are tight!" "Yes, they are. But the story also doesn't lend itself to sequels." "How are we gonna solve that problem?" "Is it difficult to make just one movie, sir?" "No its super easy. Barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yeah. And if I want sequels, I'll just hire another screenwriter." "What?" (music sting) (Screenrant article)
@HalfbreedTrini
@HalfbreedTrini 3 жыл бұрын
Catchphrase switchamaroos are TIGHT
@TheWhocaresusername
@TheWhocaresusername 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you already wrote it for him lol
@zacharynugent9745
@zacharynugent9745 3 жыл бұрын
Omg please.
@RtotheOY
@RtotheOY 3 жыл бұрын
Yeaaaah do highlander!!! 😆
@alexkoder1982
@alexkoder1982 3 жыл бұрын
Cut to Best friend, significant other, or Ryan wearing a wig. So you're the new screenwriter.
@opedromagico
@opedromagico 3 жыл бұрын
This is the Pich Meeting where he says "wow wow wow" the most, I loved it x)
@brianhanson7118
@brianhanson7118 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who watches videos at 1.5x speed, those moments are great!
@technomage6736
@technomage6736 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@JB-ym4up
@JB-ym4up 3 жыл бұрын
WoW!
@gobbleswells2883
@gobbleswells2883 3 жыл бұрын
WoOOW¡
@joester4life
@joester4life 3 жыл бұрын
"oh wow wow wow is TIGHT!"
@PetePuebla
@PetePuebla 3 жыл бұрын
"He died in the first one too. Is this also his brother?" "I don't care." "That's fair. Me either to be honest." 😂 🤣 🤣
@buddyfett1341
@buddyfett1341 3 жыл бұрын
His I don't care's on Super Mario Bros movie pitch meeting kills me
@lannielson1506
@lannielson1506 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair, 8yo me didn't care either and just wanted blue/yellow ninja flippy kicks.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
At least Scorpion's made sense. Even in the first movie he had the skull under the mask, implying that he's some kind of undead being. Sub-Zero was just to show the unmasked version from MK3. I think they treated it like a different character for the movie because money.
@MrSideswipe13
@MrSideswipe13 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 There are 2 Sub-Zeros and they are in fact brothers. The first one, however, does die and becomes Noob-Saibot (The black shadow ninja). Thats when his brother takes the Title of Sub-Zero. The good Sub-Zero is the one with the scar. It would have been better if they actually Brough Noob-Saibot into this film.
@idleoz21
@idleoz21 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSideswipe13 they KINDA did when Ermac splits itself, the copy is meant to be Noob... Sorta
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын
"It's literally just a mud wrestling scene that's in there cuz I'm a little gross" Lmao, these pitch meetings are top tier.
@ahmedkhalif9750
@ahmedkhalif9750 3 жыл бұрын
Ello again
@user-gv9kv6pp3s
@user-gv9kv6pp3s 3 жыл бұрын
you...again
@hellothere2740
@hellothere2740 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@user-gv9kv6pp3s
@user-gv9kv6pp3s 3 жыл бұрын
@King Lurch lol what
@hellothere2740
@hellothere2740 3 жыл бұрын
King Lurch what?
@digital1401
@digital1401 3 жыл бұрын
Every pitch meeting he says “I don’t care” is hilarious.
@SiroBenju
@SiroBenju 3 жыл бұрын
Same! All petitioning him to add that to his recurring lines--it explains so much so quickly 🤣
@cdorman11
@cdorman11 3 жыл бұрын
"His heart belongs to Kitana." "Oh, are they a couple?" "Yeah, and they have been for several hours." "Very romantic." Love at first sight. I love love stories.
@XX-sp3tt
@XX-sp3tt 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the tournament took place over days.
@fightingmedialounge519
@fightingmedialounge519 3 жыл бұрын
They weren't dating for most of that time.
@strahinjagov
@strahinjagov 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, rushed love stories are TIGHT!
@bern9642
@bern9642 2 жыл бұрын
@@XX-sp3tt but they spent very little time together. A few hours at most.
@arianewinter4266
@arianewinter4266 Жыл бұрын
That's why I though I hated romance for most of my life
@daviddennis7063
@daviddennis7063 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Ryan Say "To Bad Yoouu... WILL DIE" perfectly synced was aaesome
@DavidErickRamos
@DavidErickRamos 3 жыл бұрын
Need help...cannot find the “button button”
@TCthaCrisis
@TCthaCrisis 3 жыл бұрын
It's next to the button
@someone0
@someone0 3 жыл бұрын
I guess it's not super easy barley an inconvenience all the time
@CaugheyMachine
@CaugheyMachine 3 жыл бұрын
Use the keyboard shortcut -- hit Any key.
@gayatritripathisaxena7224
@gayatritripathisaxena7224 3 жыл бұрын
It's a button with a pretty big button on it.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
Its labeled "Dislike Button" 😈
@kanyewest9591
@kanyewest9591 3 жыл бұрын
ScreenRant: "Ooh Ryan what will we do without you" Ryan: "I don't know" ScreenRant: "fair enough"
@WolverineIncognito
@WolverineIncognito 3 жыл бұрын
Is Ryan quitting?
@Aeronor2001
@Aeronor2001 3 жыл бұрын
@N. Warner I'm gonna need you to get alllllllllll the way off of your soapbox.
@NeoTechni
@NeoTechni 3 жыл бұрын
Us being the people at Screen Rant?
@peace8381
@peace8381 3 жыл бұрын
@@WolverineIncognito No he isn't. People just comment a lot that everybody is subscribed to ScreenRant just for Ryan George and his Pitch Meetngs.
@DSzaks
@DSzaks 3 жыл бұрын
Wowwowwowwow......... .......... Wow.
@matthewsager925
@matthewsager925 3 жыл бұрын
"All of the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again!"
@allanfrd
@allanfrd 3 жыл бұрын
- "Starting the sequel by killing the best character from the previous movie is that going to be a problem?" - "That's probably fine." - "Amazing"
@Geohillierneo
@Geohillierneo 3 жыл бұрын
"Is this also his brother?" "I dont care" 😂
@codysnowden2188
@codysnowden2188 3 жыл бұрын
This movies whole creation... "Yeeaa It'll be fine!"
@boomerotic2498
@boomerotic2498 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhh, the critical drinker is tight!
@willh3972
@willh3972 3 жыл бұрын
That whole cast switch right at the start jesus
@willh3972
@willh3972 3 жыл бұрын
And Johnny Cage just kicked GORO'S ass so lets just kill him like hes chopped liver
@bboss7874
@bboss7874 3 жыл бұрын
Literally.. Or " when they see the rest it'll be okay" 🤔😒
@wes426
@wes426 3 жыл бұрын
being a critical drinker is super easy , barely an inconvenience
@nickkurszewski9869
@nickkurszewski9869 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see the pitch meeting for Mars Attacks.
@ColdHawk
@ColdHawk 3 жыл бұрын
“Great. So what’s the story in this thing?” “No-no-no, none of that.” You could cut and paste that into the pitch meeting for so many movies these days... sooo many... just sooooo many.
@bones22j
@bones22j 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh okay let me get off of that thing.” Gets me every time🤣
@noobmasterruben5167
@noobmasterruben5167 3 жыл бұрын
“And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the cameraman.” Im ded
@airixxxx
@airixxxx 3 жыл бұрын
Raiden against the Reptiles has to be one of the funniest scenes ever, besides the fact that no one is getting hit, you can see Raiden's stunt double face all the time, it's hilarious.
@KEN-1991
@KEN-1991 7 ай бұрын
Question: Was Raiden and Reptile on that scene doing martial arts or ballet dances?
@aaronstevenson4136
@aaronstevenson4136 5 ай бұрын
It's basically a ballet recital.
@annonymouslibertairian9120
@annonymouslibertairian9120 3 жыл бұрын
"I hope the actress really nails that line." I literally spit coffee all over my screen.
@megaterio8
@megaterio8 2 жыл бұрын
me too... was epic
@Morpheus0
@Morpheus0 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan George : "I don't, I don't care." Producer Guy who is definitely not Ryan George : "That's fair, me neither to be honest." The best
@Morpheus0
@Morpheus0 3 жыл бұрын
@drew pedersen If money's in, I'm in...😉
@phil2160
@phil2160 3 жыл бұрын
@@Morpheus0 If he's in I'm in
@dumbname939
@dumbname939 3 жыл бұрын
Phil 21 Well if he’s in, I’m in
@sergiohalaby
@sergiohalaby 3 жыл бұрын
I feel Ryan could have spent about 3 more minutes talking about the CGI, which would be longer than the total amount that the CGI team spent
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 9 ай бұрын
Doing cgi with a shoestring budget in the 90s probably wasnt that easy.
@randominternetweirdo5479
@randominternetweirdo5479 3 жыл бұрын
"And then Liu Kand is gonna see a wolf and is gonna be attacked by the camera man" "What?" I rolled laughing
@arlopear7136
@arlopear7136 3 жыл бұрын
This pitch meeting was 60,000 times better than the actual movie
@Paganbeliever
@Paganbeliever 3 жыл бұрын
"so you have a movie for me?" "No Sir I don't" "You don't?" "No... No... It's more like a cashgrabby thing"
@azurepulse1870
@azurepulse1870 3 жыл бұрын
ooh, cash grabbing is tight!
@DormDwellorCross
@DormDwellorCross 3 жыл бұрын
Fair enough! |-D
@justaddressmeasking6625
@justaddressmeasking6625 3 жыл бұрын
"Hmmm, I do like money"
@Paganbeliever
@Paganbeliever 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaddressmeasking6625 yeah yeah yeah!!
@cyrisssmith8830
@cyrisssmith8830 3 жыл бұрын
"So what's the story?" "Oh no none of that" 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Daxyl
@Daxyl 3 жыл бұрын
Do a pitch meeting of Final Fantasy: Spirits within. "You have a movie for me?" "Yessir I do! A Final Fantasy movie!" "Oh wow! Final Fantasy! Will it have magic?" "No!" "An evil empire nearly in complete control of the world that in its hubris tries to take control of an ancient evil that seeks to destroy the world?" "Nope!" "Chocobos?" "Nuh-uh!" "Moogles?" "Nah!" "Any of the easily recognizable FF monsters like tonberry or behemoth?" "None at all!" "Airships?" "Well, planes and spaceships... so no!" "Will it at LEAST be set in another world with no connection to our world whatsoever?" "Nope! Earth in the future!" "Then what makes it a Final Fantasy movie?" "The name!" "Oh yeah! Names are tight!"
@harperharper6343
@harperharper6343 3 жыл бұрын
That was a disappointing movie
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 жыл бұрын
I think I saw it did it have a giant crystal that was important to the plot?
@Daxyl
@Daxyl 3 жыл бұрын
@@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 I do not recall a crystal. There was the concept of the planet having a spirit called Gaia, which very VERY loosely correlates to the life stream in FF7, but that's about as close as it gets... Oh, and there was a scientist named Cid.
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1
@GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 жыл бұрын
Daxyl the movie I saw had a giant crystal in the earth. I think the hero became a part of it.
@moonwolfhowl
@moonwolfhowl 3 жыл бұрын
That would be a FANTASTIC Pitch Meeting seconded
@nurse425
@nurse425 3 жыл бұрын
I love how, between MK1 and Annihilation , the costumes went from looking pretty damn believable to Power Ranger levels of unbelievability!
@wittyjoker4631
@wittyjoker4631 2 жыл бұрын
Right like why not just reuse the costumes from mk1.
@kevboard
@kevboard Жыл бұрын
@@wittyjoker4631 because they now need to look like the MK3 versions, so it go the old MK2 inspired ones
@GorramT
@GorramT 3 жыл бұрын
I remember my friends and I watching thinking, “nah, Johnny Cage ain’t dead. He’ll come back any second now....”
@user-cj9vi9or5o
@user-cj9vi9or5o 3 жыл бұрын
This movie could be summarized almost immediately, actually. ”Whoops!” ”Whoopsie!”
@plasmaoctopus1728
@plasmaoctopus1728 3 жыл бұрын
Toasty!
@Alondro77
@Alondro77 3 жыл бұрын
I don't feel like staying safe... I'm going to produce a video game movie!
@islandeveillard1510
@islandeveillard1510 3 жыл бұрын
"And then Liu Kang is gonna see a wolf and get attacked by the camera man." ✋😑👌
@waterywingz
@waterywingz 3 жыл бұрын
Props to Ryan for having watched the whole movie and made sense of it to tell us about it again 💡
@hexacodah
@hexacodah 2 жыл бұрын
"Too bad YOU, will die" The most cringe line ever
@peterkrug2327
@peterkrug2327 2 жыл бұрын
"Too bad YOUR...movie will suck!"
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to point you towards "oh God, oh no, oh God, oh no"
@calebray1834
@calebray1834 2 жыл бұрын
Or Trolls 2: “Oh My Goooood!
@xFlareLeon
@xFlareLeon 7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure "Rey Skywalker." is worse.
@mikaelafox6106
@mikaelafox6106 3 жыл бұрын
Classes in Writing Languagistically will be held every other Wednesday on Zoom. You know, if he feels like it. 🤣😂
@ezekielsparadise4633
@ezekielsparadise4633 3 жыл бұрын
This...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cinsavant
@Cinsavant 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely need a t-shirt that says "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that". Make it happen, please
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 3 жыл бұрын
Seconded.
@ivanrios5466
@ivanrios5466 3 жыл бұрын
Yes please!
@kevinkassoka8628
@kevinkassoka8628 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@g.w.7893
@g.w.7893 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you yourself can make that happen.
@Cinsavant
@Cinsavant 3 жыл бұрын
@@g.w.7893 I don't want to make it happen...I want him to benefit off of his own work by providing a t shirt for me to buy
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 3 жыл бұрын
Writer-Guy: "I freaking love hamsters!" Somehow, I am not surprised.
@jedc6507
@jedc6507 3 жыл бұрын
"how does that happen" "well idk, I wrote that it happened so it seems like it's gonna happen" best movie logic ever lol
@Ciborium
@Ciborium 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan or Critical Drinker: "Naw, it'll be fine."
@rubenchavez223
@rubenchavez223 3 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@Waaagh40KRed
@Waaagh40KRed 3 жыл бұрын
Anyway that's all I've got for today. Go away now!
@TheStonewall117
@TheStonewall117 3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@erikwilliams1562
@erikwilliams1562 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
@Missjunebugfreak
@Missjunebugfreak 3 жыл бұрын
Critical Drinker is awesome.
@Vyufta1
@Vyufta1 3 жыл бұрын
"Face Off" pitch meeting! "Well now that the movie is over, I bet its gonna be real tough for him to get his face back since the special dr that did it is dead now?" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh, really?!" "Yeah. He just gets it fixed, it's all good." "They didn't have to search at all for a capable doctor willing to perform a face transplant?" "That's what we're going with." "Well okay then!"
@charleslee8313
@charleslee8313 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo! That was a good one. I had a similar one for "The Wizard Of Oz".
@Vyufta1
@Vyufta1 3 жыл бұрын
@@charleslee8313 A pitch meeting for Wizard of Oz would be a trip! I hope we see it someday.
@vladimirefest4980
@vladimirefest4980 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds exactly like something from a pitch meeting
@charleslee8313
@charleslee8313 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vyufta1 This was the "super easy" joke I had for it: "Well, with Dorothy's chances of getting back home literally flying away, it must be rather difficult for her to return to Kansas." "Actually, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience." "Oh, really?!" "Yeah, Glenda told her to click her heels together three times, and think 'There's no place like home,' then she's back." "Wait... so this good witch could have told her this information ages ago? She should be the bad witch."
@raydunakin
@raydunakin 3 жыл бұрын
That movie makes face transplants seem super easy, barely an inconvenience. By the end of the movie they've swapped faces more than once, and they never even have any bruising, swelling, stitches, or scars. Not even a recovery period.
@shawnberry760
@shawnberry760 7 ай бұрын
My favorite part of the movie is when they reuse a piece of footage. I believe it was when shao khan hit rain with a hammer and he fell into a pit of flames and then somebody else goes in there and it’s the same footage of rain falling into the fire.
@KEN-1991
@KEN-1991 6 ай бұрын
My favorite was Raiden and Reptile fighting each other with ballerina twirl kicks.
@DRayL_
@DRayL_ 7 ай бұрын
"Ye...you know, out of all the movies that came out in 1995, everybody agrees that that was one of them!" One of the best Pitch Meeting lines. 😁
@DRayL_
@DRayL_ 7 ай бұрын
"....and get attacked by the camera man...." Another great Pitch Meeting moment!
@MrHardfoot
@MrHardfoot 3 жыл бұрын
Damnit, I put a lot of effort and alcohol into forgetting this movie existed.
@18deadmonkeys
@18deadmonkeys 3 жыл бұрын
Same. It's almost as bad as losing the game.
@patblabla8306
@patblabla8306 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@samuelasein6810
@samuelasein6810 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! Ryan just basically gave an explanation of why the movie did not make any sense to high school me. Lol!
@ryanm.6005
@ryanm.6005 3 жыл бұрын
Even at 14 years old, I knew Sindel's acting was at porn movie levels.
@tyrionlannister4920
@tyrionlannister4920 3 жыл бұрын
that acting and CGI is taring me apart Lisa!!!!
@joenesvick7043
@joenesvick7043 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen porn with good acting lol 🤣
@x5992
@x5992 3 жыл бұрын
Musetta Vander. In the late 90s, she was a go-to hot girl on a budget. To be fair, she was pretty hot.
@sterling7
@sterling7 3 жыл бұрын
...I'm not going to ask how much porn acting you had seen at 14 to warrant that comparison.
@That_Guy-
@That_Guy- 3 жыл бұрын
@@tyrionlannister4920 oh hi khan
@dinocha0s
@dinocha0s 3 жыл бұрын
1:07 this part killed me....Ryan pls dont change ever xdddd
@personM4N
@personM4N 3 жыл бұрын
"He passed that test earlier, right" "The one where he held himself back from sleeping with a woman he had literally just met" I mean that's not always super easy, barely an inconvenience
@nooctip
@nooctip 3 жыл бұрын
But t can be tight.
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 3 жыл бұрын
I would have failed that test.
@buddyfett1341
@buddyfett1341 3 жыл бұрын
I've failed that test a few times.
@DexDexter0
@DexDexter0 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jebu911 Easy test to pass. Skarlet
@kuziokundera
@kuziokundera 3 жыл бұрын
Please Do “Flash Gordon” 1980, or “Masters of the Universe”
@timestamp2525
@timestamp2525 3 жыл бұрын
"He also died in the first movie. Is this also his brother?" "I do - I don't care" 😂
@PrimeSuperboy
@PrimeSuperboy 3 жыл бұрын
"Raiden comes back to life" "How does that happen?" "Well I wrote that it happens, so it seems like it's gonna happen" LMAO where does this guy come up with this genius dialogue!
@kidcrusher666
@kidcrusher666 3 жыл бұрын
these pitch meetings are literally the sunshine to my day, OHRLY?
@SevenPhotonsFilms
@SevenPhotonsFilms 3 жыл бұрын
"....and then all the stock footage of the earth starts to look great again...." this kind of summarizes the quality of the movie.
@mercylimpokhuwe
@mercylimpokhuwe 3 жыл бұрын
PG: so what's the story? WG: oh none of that. PG: wow wow wow wow, movies without stories are tight.
@ioncamin5
@ioncamin5 3 жыл бұрын
You have GOT to do a Pitch Meeting for the new Mortal Kombat...its like a movie made for this specifically
@creepydwarf8714
@creepydwarf8714 8 ай бұрын
I like how they basically took the cliff notes of the cliff notes of the cliff notes of MK3 and then wrote that movie while drunk and high at the same time
@pcssfc
@pcssfc 3 жыл бұрын
“So what’s the story” “Ah no non of that”
@BFizzi719
@BFizzi719 3 жыл бұрын
Director: "Are you sure you can handle the dragon special effects?" Effects guy: "Oh yea. It'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@mike91mdk45
@mike91mdk45 3 жыл бұрын
Lynden : ''Ehh...no sequel for me.'' Bridget : ''Nope! Just remembered i've got that..other thing going right now.'' Christopher : ''No thank you.'' Robin : ''.... *sigh* .... ok. Sure.''
@Nanobot1989
@Nanobot1989 8 ай бұрын
That was the saddest “He’s from the last movie” Ever
@anhad004
@anhad004 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally not interested in this movie but I freakin' wanted a Pitch Meeting of it.
@RobotHau5
@RobotHau5 3 жыл бұрын
It was an abomination nearly on par with Dragonball Evolution.
@anhad004
@anhad004 3 жыл бұрын
@@RobotHau5 That's true.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂
@darkcornholio
@darkcornholio 3 жыл бұрын
Skipping return of the king is super easy barely an inconvenience
@coreyw5981
@coreyw5981 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh yes i must have. And all the horrible hobbit movies
@the_SolLoser
@the_SolLoser 3 жыл бұрын
Subverting expectations is TIGHT!
@bitfusionsouthafrica
@bitfusionsouthafrica 3 жыл бұрын
I bet that will be released next week
@realBlueMoonMusic
@realBlueMoonMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@coreyw5981 They really weren't "horrible". Just not nearly as good as the Lord of the Rings.
@themanyouwanttobe
@themanyouwanttobe 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like you to get off Ryan's back about that.
@swintjoker
@swintjoker 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched all the pitch meetings. This one had me laughing my ass off more than any other. Your writing ,the acting with the "I don't care attitude" added with the clips of this awful movie were pure gold. Thank you, I haven't laughed like that in awhile.
@blinkmusic88
@blinkmusic88 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't there a pitch meeting for the 1995 mk movie? I can't seem to find it, but I swear I remember it
@littlesaresare
@littlesaresare 3 ай бұрын
The Super Marios pitch meeting is great for the "I just don't care" attitude.
@g.w.7893
@g.w.7893 3 жыл бұрын
" It's probably fine..." - Modern Hollywood in a nutshell.
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 3 жыл бұрын
Writer Guy: "I really like hamsters!" Pretty sure most of the production's crew really liked gerbils, too. =/
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 3 жыл бұрын
@Charlie Vetsworth google "richard gere gerbil" =)
@3Crisstopher3
@3Crisstopher3 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanthony8438 I hate you now
@justsomemegwithalongnose7116
@justsomemegwithalongnose7116 3 жыл бұрын
arinze
@18bluecat
@18bluecat 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanthony8438 it's proven false by snopes.
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 3 жыл бұрын
@@18bluecat And some trailer-trash couple in a mobile home with access to Google are leading world experts in fact-finding... how again? How often are 'snopes' ever actually right about anything? They've got the same success ratio with facts as the main stream media... and that ain't much. =)
@joenesvick7043
@joenesvick7043 3 жыл бұрын
Christopher Lambert wouldn't return, and he did those Highlander sequels. Hey I never saw Speed 2, but Keanu Reeves didn't return and he did those Matrix sequels
@comicbookfanboy2183
@comicbookfanboy2183 3 жыл бұрын
He and Sean Connery were contractually obligated to do Highlander 2. Which they both disowned before the film was even released. They knew how bad it was.
@dreamlandnightmare
@dreamlandnightmare 3 жыл бұрын
@@comicbookfanboy2183 As bad as it was, it still wasn't as bad as the following sequels. At least the TV series was good.
@Axterix13
@Axterix13 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamlandnightmare I'd say the third movie is better than the second, not that that's a high bar to get over. The plot was pretty much just a rehash of the first one, after all. But you know, when your first movie's premise is "There can be only one" and at the end there is only one, maybe, just maybe, movie-wise, there should only be one ;)
@Jaqen-HGhar
@Jaqen-HGhar 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamlandnightmare The Matrix sequels were infinitely better than the Highlander sequels. The only redeeming factor of the Highlander sequels are the individual actors in them such as Chistopher Lambert, Michael Ironside, Mario Van Peebles, Virginia Madsen, and Mako.
@sylverscale
@sylverscale 3 жыл бұрын
What are these Highlander sequels you are all talking about? There's only one. There can be only one!
@MentalParadox
@MentalParadox 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan: "That's the name of the movie!" CinemaSins Guy: "Roll credits!"
@VitoDRF
@VitoDRF Жыл бұрын
“I hope the actress really nails that line.” Lol!!
@shadowdragonlord2295
@shadowdragonlord2295 3 жыл бұрын
Power Rangers movie Charlie's Angels 2019 Chappie Short Circuit
@gwyld
@gwyld 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, Charlie's Angels,no matter what year.
@purpleganja2
@purpleganja2 3 жыл бұрын
+1 for short circuit!
@JamestheXennial
@JamestheXennial 3 жыл бұрын
God, yes. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie, ESPECIALLY.
@Dori-Ma
@Dori-Ma 3 жыл бұрын
I'll throw _The Adventures of Pluto Nash_ in there too.
@joshuatoms7664
@joshuatoms7664 3 жыл бұрын
Short Circuit is OFF LIMITS. I like my childhood...
@overkillz2721
@overkillz2721 3 жыл бұрын
Mortal Kombat Pitch Meeting??? This is gonna be TIGHT!
@Daredevilsprmcy
@Daredevilsprmcy 3 жыл бұрын
I loved it. This movie was actually requested by me, and I am the guy that also loves the “get all the way off my back” line that is used in the Pitch Meetings. Thank you so much.
@joesomebody3365
@joesomebody3365 3 жыл бұрын
These are always fantastic, I could watch one of these for every popular movie. Keep up the great work.
@Andyamalik
@Andyamalik 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG RYAN YOU TOOK MY SUGGESTION TO DO THIS MOVIE YOU ROCKKKKKK!!!
@scottgun
@scottgun 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things: Watching Pitch meetings and studiously avoiding any other Screen Rant videos.
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like its going to be super hard
@RockyHoward
@RockyHoward 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. They put all of the Pitch Meetings in a playlist and you can just follow the playlist without having to watch anything else from the channel.
@buleleader
@buleleader 3 жыл бұрын
I think for me the funniest part is you managed to sneak a camera into all of these Hollywood pitch meetings...
@Spacecrust
@Spacecrust 3 жыл бұрын
Nightwolf was actually done really well, the transformation looks cool
@tunkycool
@tunkycool 3 жыл бұрын
"Hairdressing Gods are tight!" I never thought I would ever hear a line like that in my life.
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the only movies where "Good guy did a backflip and snapped the bad guys neck" sounds very much possible
@yangonnerd6669
@yangonnerd6669 3 жыл бұрын
Pressing LIKE the moment i hear "so you have a movie for me" LOVE IT!
@justaguywholikeshentai9019
@justaguywholikeshentai9019 3 жыл бұрын
And now we got a new Mortal Kombat movie that may do them justice!
@theanonymoustemperfray7222
@theanonymoustemperfray7222 3 жыл бұрын
Probably not
@itsakingproduction727
@itsakingproduction727 3 жыл бұрын
I died at "writing langualigistically"!! How the hell do you come up with these stuff for the videos?? Freaking genius! 😩😂😂😂
@arnabpaul4073
@arnabpaul4073 3 жыл бұрын
"Hair dressing gods are tight".. Actually I need a God who can grow my hair back.. 😥😥
@mitlandir5761
@mitlandir5761 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way Ryan writes words languagilistically!
@G360LIVE
@G360LIVE 3 жыл бұрын
@3:55 Fun fact: The guy doing the fighting as Raiden is Ray Park, Darth Maul himself.
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