Dragonball Evolution Pitch Meeting

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dragonball Evolution!
Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
Dragon Ball is an incredibly popular anime, so it makes sense that Hollywood decided to take a crack at a live-action adaptation. Maybe it would have been helpful if the movie was actually BASED on Dragon Ball in ways other than just the character names.
Dragonball Evolution raises a lot of questions. Like why did Goku fling a fly in his grandpa’s mouth. How did Piccolo escape? Why does Goku carry a Dragonball to a teenager party? Why does Piccolo go to Goku’s home if he can sense that the ball isn’t there? Why didn’t Goku just explain himself to Roshi instead of fighting him? Why did Roshi waste a bunch of time in the pit if he was perfectly capable of jumping out? How does digging through that pit lead them to the top of an open-sky volcano? How did anyone think this movie was a good idea?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Dragonball Evolution! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Check Out These Other Amazing Videos:
CATS Pitch Meeting
• CATS Pitch Meeting
Game of Thrones Season 8 Pitch Meeting
• Game of Thrones Season...
Our Social Media:
/ screenrant
/ screenrant
Our Website
screenrant.com/

[@anothergamer112]

"It used to be a _japanese_ mango." "V e r y e x o t i c"

[@thewildcard600]

and expensive

[@gameseeker6307]

M a n g o e s

[@tladiphelane8886]

Expensive mangoes are tight

[@pentelegomenon1175]

the mango was better

[@egg6220]

Well in the Philippines, you can translate the word "mango" into "mangga"

[@RandKin]

Calling this movie trash would be an insult to trash everywhere.

[@Outsider_98]

Hard Truth

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[@TheGn0x]

At least trash is food for flies. This movie doesn’t even respect flies. It literally flicked a fly into an old dudes mouth.

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

(Stephen Ahaszuk) Good one. 😂👍

[@justicewing]

@@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 indeed, trash was once useful, or made of sth useful.

[@i_m_ash]

Screenwriter: "Have you seen DragonBall? It's an anime." Producer: "No no I haven't actually." Screenwriter: "Me neither..." 100% accurate

[@TimmahST]

This was the comment I was looking for

[@hazukichanx408]

"It used to be a mango" Yeah, that's definitely the level of knowledge of the relevant canon that was on display there. Another fine example of "Hey, there's this popular thing - let's take the name and slap it on an unrelated piece of Hollywood schlock with the very vaguest of thematic similarities. Maybe use the main protagonist's name, but even that is a very shaky "maybe" a lot of the time.

[@LeshAran]

I straight up LOST IT when he said "That's the name of the mango"

[@Sherif-the-Watcher]

Me too

[@zpinn8242]

"So you have a movie idea for me?" "No sir I don't."

[@silverblue73]

just several minutes of them staring at eachother awkwardly

[@CrossingTheStreetArt]

First guy to ever pitch nothing at a pitch meeting

[@pentelegomenon1175]

"Would you like to come to my place?"

[@silverblue73]

pentelegomenon *blush* “Uh, yeah, maybe we could watch a movie?”

[@justanotherchannelonyoutub126]

“Oh you don’t?” “Yeah yeah yeah” “How come?” “I forgot to write one” “Oh, forgetting things is tight!”

[@Tossboi]

_I thought we all agreed that this movie doesn’t exist_

[@saymyname2417]

The pictures from this movie look... traumatising.

[@XX-sp3tt]

You agreed.

[@supermew4272]

i have one answer... and that is It doesn't, we burned the people who made it at the stake. For this horrendous film that was nothing like the anime/manga

[@tmitsurugi7777]

Alongside Airbender yes

[@triforceofcourage100]

What movie

[@phillyphilly__lii5653]

“Eat those strawberries chi chi. Eat them😁” Fackin hell lol

[@lancourt]

should have eaten a mango

[@optillian4182]

@@lancourt A _Japanese_ mango.

[@greyheart3001]

@@optillian4182 So exotic!

[@rubyblue444]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JackKirbyFan]

"And then some bullies, they try some vehicular manslaughter on him." I laughed my head off

[@itriggerpeople4433]

Ahh yes, the older brother of the cursed Avatar movie

[@ErnestoRamirez-bd7ci]

That new video of yours 👀 👃 👄

[@ghostlyarranger]

Whos the mother and the father 😲

[@NoThoughtAllFeels]

f in the chat

[@tinamoul]

The better looking, smarter, nicer older brother. I hate to say it, but as bad as this movie is, it's actually loads better than The Last Airbender movie.

[@seemslegit2412]

Airbender was a good movie!

[@heathenhammerfeld148]

I've recently added "wow wow wow" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." "That's tight." To my vocabulary. My wife isn't amused.

[@ShockinglyLiterate]

Ahhh wives not being amused is TIGHT!

[@brandonevans3267]

Whoopsie

[@Flippokid]

Tell her to _get all the way off your back on that one._

[@McSenkel]

wow wow wow

[@tonys617]

Heathen, "Fair enough."

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

0:49 "So in terms of power levels..." Well played, Ryan.

[@javathehunt790]

“Four Chi’s pizza” That is unbelievably brilliant!

[@NickPiers]

"And now there's gonna be two Chi-Chis." "Oh, it's like a 4-Chis pizza." This is a ridiculously underrated joke that deserves more attention.

[@AnaPie896]

Came to make this comment, but in my heart I knew it had already been said. 100% agree 😂

[@leosnake4692]

Uh- explain please

[@screminmemes]

@@leosnake4692 2x Chi Chis = 4 Chis = Four Cheese. Damn man, try to keep up, lol

[@ExistentialIzzy]

When he said "4-Chis pizza," I had to stifle a laugh because I was eating pizza while watching this. Sadly, not a cheese pizza, but still pizza nonetheless.

[@OriginalPacoTaco]

I laughed so hard! 😂

[@vincevvn]

It physically hurts to even see clips of this movie. Even without sound

[@realdeal8930]

Same here man.

[@lordblanck7923]

I feel your pain

[@ZeroBeat1]

The good news: Jamie Chung is an attractive lady. The bad news: Everything else.

[@astaniel]

im glad im not the only one that felt this way...

[@Tyrogandio]

I never saw the movie and yet I still feel pain when exposed to short soundless clips of it

[@lordmalice5711]

Ryan “we have a hundred more pitch episodes for you to watch” Me just binged watched every episode Me “no you don’t”

[@tristan8940]

Oh, dang it!

[@raizenmazoku1519]

I think it's funny he keeps asking what movie we like to see next. He should know by now the answer is all of them.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

@@raizenmazoku1519 like in his walking dead pitch meeting where the writter wanted infinity seasons, we want infinite pitch meetings untill ryan is like 60

[@Insane234]

Was it difficult to binge all the episodes?

[@lordmalice5711]

@@Insane234 not really, he does put compilations in for certain series so that makes it easy but just start with the first one and let it auto play, get popcorn and a drink tho lol

[@JohnstasBACK]

5:01 "he's just going to use the power of his forehead vein" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAOO

[@johannahulten]

Doflamingo has entered the chat.

[@trixxy8002]

"Have you seen it?" "No I haven't" "Me neither but I did briefly look it online" Yep sounds like the exact amount of effort that was put into that movie.

[@TW2Vlog]

Almost step by step.

[@GrimmBones]

The guy who made the movie did say himself that he never even watched Dragon Ball, so yeah.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

GrimmBones and he also said he knew enough about Dragonball to decline help from Akira Toriyama. Which to be fair probably wouldn’t have helped the movie all that much given Toriyama’s memory

[@jodonthesith7172]

More effort honestly.

[@danieldiaz4002]

Jodon The Sith I literally read this looking for your comment because yes the description is 1000% more effort than what was done

[@charlesosart4652]

This pitch meeting is better than the whole movie.

[@pryvateryan9731]

No... it just made me cringe even harder and made me remember how terrible the movie is and every reason why I do

[@KingFlameHawk]

Not hard.

[@andy2200]

Watching paint dry is better than the whole movie.

[@jkempf71]

Likewise can be said of a number of these.

[@AFLoneWolf]

That's not saying much.

[@thesage3125]

I really wish they said something about how Goku fantasizing over Chi-Chi is completely different from the anime where he neglects her for 90% of the show

[@neerajcherukuri4052]

*99% of the time

[@gentblue]

@@neerajcherukuri4052 150% of the time. Remember, Dragon Balls and Chambers of Space and Time.

[@SheetMan]

@gentblue We're talking about Dragon Ball, not Z. 0.025% of the story does have any interest in Chi Chi beyond, "LET'S FIGHT!"

[@horsecurse]

​@@SheetMan wasn't it near 0%

[@coolnerdlll6053]

The filmmakers probably should have thought about her not being an object *before* they cast Jamie Chung.

[@brucelucasjr5856]

"Oh hell yeah. Eat those strawberries Chi-chi. Eat em" That cracked me up more than I feel it should've

[@tooboukou8ball702]

The movie was actually a lot worse than portrayed here.

[@IamAvidity]

I can believe that, this made it look amazing 😍

[@gkimz1]

He went pretty easy on them honestly, probably not a DB fan but I forgive you Ryan!

[@sho1oo]

@@gkimz1 My thoughts exactly

[@antifaweeb6707]

Can we talk about how they called manga mango the entire time? Also, wait in the dragonball movie he goes to a modern school? I've seen like three episodes of dragonball and that doesnt seem right

[@florianreinhardt4689]

@@antifaweeb6707 He doesn't no.

[@Crimsin19937]

"America's biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima!" - honest trailers

[@FizzleFX]

Since then, japan bought this wanna be *Godzilla* and Renamed him to *ZILLA* .. and KILLED him *GODZILLA FINAL WARS* No joke. That's pure hatred and I love it!

[@Crimsin19937]

@@FizzleFX yeah, didn't Toho buy the rights to zilla just so they could have the real Godzilla kick his ass?

[@dandraking2580]

YES!!! Honest Trailers with TFS was the funniest yet!!!!

[@kylewagner2004]

Hiroshima bomb attack wasn't disrespectful. Pearl Harbor happen first we just did that to even the score and eventually win. Now Japan isn't an evil country.

[@NerdX151]

@@kylewagner2004 So when someone attacks a military base, you "even the score" by dropping two atomic bombs on thousands of unarmed civilians?. Didn't you already even the score when you destroyed their navy and dropped fire bombs on multiple Japanese cities, including Tokyo which was almost completely destroyed?

[@chenology]

Ryan spent way more consideration on this than the writers of the actual movie.

[@soncam739]

"THATS THE NAME OF THE MANGO!" gets me everytime

[@pepeshrinu]

The existance of this movie only makes me think about how some people get to play with and waste large amounts of money that I will probably never have in my entire life.

[@dennisbeaman958]

Thats how Disney s been as of late

[@dxt2891]

This kind of movie only exist for money laundering or thats what i make myself believe

[@johntumahab323]

Pretty much. "Why can't I be a screenwriter? Someone paid for THIS to get made, didn't they?"

[@Jebu911]

never getting to achieve your dreams is tight!

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

When I get a billion dollars, the first thing I'm going to do is make an erotic furry fiction from deviantart into a movie and market it worldwide and see what the world does just because that would be hilarious.

[@ItsJoeHut]

0:41 "That's the name of the mango!" Ryan George while carrying this whole channel on his back.

[@silverblue73]

Screen Rant: Oh hey sorry, lemme get off of that thing

[@cristhianramirez6939]

@@silverblue73 Screen Rant: haha i was joking, pitch meetings go brr brr

[@scarybusey]

@@silverblue73 I see what you did there 😄

[@FussyPickles]

wowowowowow .. wow

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Cristhian Ramirez yeah I don’t get it why brr brr?

[@GekkoTechGaming]

"That's the name of the mango!" - Probably what the actual producer said when the actual pitch meeting happened in real life

[@gta4801]

Man watching that was tougher then being in high school and everyone called me geeku and I was piccolo’s slave, I couldn’t get chi chi to like me and ......wow I must have hit my head harder then I thought.

[@TW2Vlog]

Nice!

[@Zanmakenninotachii]

ohh, DBZA references are tight

[@tandafadel1127]

DBZA reference 😂😂😂

[@aesiddoway]

“😮That’s the name of the mango!”

[@CAUSEDEATH]

"O, Eat those strawberries Chi Chi, eat em"

[@laptuca2007]

I nearly chocked laughing:))))

[@navonmyhand7999]

I never thought those string of words would make me laugh this hard hahahaha

[@iambicpentakill971]

Definitely my biggest laugh line.

[@stylishgaming9527]

It used to be a mango🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsTheGuy77]

Ok, imma just say it.... The Mango was better the movie. For one thing, it was way more delicious. The flavor was over 9000.

[@whoisalainna3347]

😂Yes!

[@SeraphSeph]

I hate you so much.

[@Charmer4856]

Oh hell yeah eat those strawberries 😁😁

[@tuffymissile6384]

Yo mama 😂😂

[@theothertoddg]

Na, I'm pretty sure that's impossible.

[@SeanUCF]

This is exactly the kind of movie Pitch Meetings were made for.

[@VicJang]

R.I.P. Akira Toriyama Sensei. Thank you for all the inspiration and dream you gave to the young boys and girls which subsequently strengthened their mind and spirit, creating a generation of adventurous people fighting hard for their dreams. You will be missed.

[@Reclusive247]

"He will just kinda do the thing that has to be done. He just does it." Literally the amount of effort that went into this movies script.

[@cjmarugg2340]

That a complant

[@KeeliaSilvis]

I LOVE the metal slime in your profile pic. I've recently been playing DQM, such a fun series.

[@Brindlebrother]

@@KeeliaSilvis Dragon Quest Your Story was good movie

[@Bricksgaming710]

Well I mean the guy who made dragon Ball evolution did apologize to dragon Ball fans because he did little to no research on this film and that's why he got so many things wrong like the only things that were right about the movie were the names and the fact that you needed seven dragon balls but then he didn't even use all seven dragon balls at the end of the movie he only used one and he got his wish lol

[@shithoagie]

I watched it in theaters... and part of my brain thought it didn't exist.

[@michealroche9564]

Probably would have been better if the movie was about delicious mangos

[@FizzleFX]

*Foodfight?* Sausage Party eventually...

[@McSenkel]

@@FizzleFX I'm tempted to say Sausage Party was better than... this... and I think I would be right.

[@97116jonathan]

Now ain’t that some food for thought.

[@ZimranB]

R.I.P Toriyama. Hopefully wherever you are this movie does not exist. ❤ Thank you for my childhood memories.

[@heribertoarguera2106]

US Government: After Hiroshima and Nagasaki, no one can hurt Japan as much as we did. FOX STUDIOS:

[@AnelorGalor]

you forgot to finish off with: hold my beer!

[@brandonmorgan795]

@@AnelorGalor Exactly what I was thinking.

[@randyjax09]

Omg 🙊🤣

[@flo4368]

@@AnelorGalor Hold my mango

[@tyfenrir]

Japan: Nope were still okay! Fox Studios: *Looks at Live Action Akira rights*

[@scottmiller1418]

“4 Chi’s pizza”...I died lmao.

[@Charmer4856]

Outstanding 🤣🤣🤣

[@0-TAKU]

Chi was the best part of the movie.

[@Flame-rp6yq]

The most American thing I’ve heard about anime “By the power of his forehead vein”

[@salemsalem9064]

Thats the most hilarious joke in this video. They're all top notch though

[@MKDumas1981]

Greyskull was occupied.

[@silastmales1516]

"Goku's gonna have to learn this awesome move called the Kamehameha!" "What's a hamenahem... What's a kame- what is that thing?"

[@wrennethestoner]

"I don't see what could go wrong here." Everything. All the things. If it's a thing in this movie, it went wrong.

[@SilverCapybara94]

Tho only reason I'm somewhat grateful for this monstrosity, is because it introduced me to Jamie Chung...

[@princessthyemis]

You said it!

[@formdusktilldeath]

11 years ago the stars have aligned and gave birth to a movie so terrible it swore it wouldn't allow another movie so terrible to walk the earth... and oblivion followed in it's steps...

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

Actually nothing was wrong really it was a fine movie

[@kuggacouragegx6093]

@Furyan Auror the movie is good fight me

[@Pimp482]

"Not only do I not see anything wrong with that, I'm going to spend a lot of money bringing that image to life" ~Mango lover.

[@yakarotsennin3115]

Underground Volcanos are TIGHT!

[@techwizpc4484]

The anime: The power of their vocal chords. This movie: Forehead vein.

[@taintwasher3703]

James Masters as Piccolo was such great casting I feel bad for him for every other decision they made with the movie. At least he kind of got a second chance at the franchise with Zamasu

[@andrescarrasco1248]

Most accurate pitch meeting ever: just searched online for what the show is about, not even saw pictures

[@clintbrew]

Probly the film director did the same the thing

[@tonyblake7569]

More like an intern searched online and vaguely described what they read.

[@andrescarrasco1248]

@@tonyblake7569 or maybe he read it drunk, and barely remembered it when writing the script

[@RPGmaxime]

@@andrescarrasco1248 Or maybe all of the above. A drunk intern searched online and vaguely described it to the film director. Who was possibly drunk too. Or high.

[@dedekusumah5898]

@@RPGmaxime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Goku: **Dies again** Mango fans: It's gonna be hard to bring him back to life Toriyama: Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience...

[@schwarzerritter5724]

You know, just find the spaceship God used to come to earth, fix it, fly through half the galaxy and team up with a guy who tried to murder everyone of you last month to topple an evil empire; barely an inconvenience.

[@Flamebolt100]

They have 3 Sets of Dragon Balls now

[@frisianmouve]

That wasn't for Goku though, that was for the triclops, the pokemon and the green slug man

[@frisianmouve]

Almost forgot the guy Bulma dumped for an asshole prince

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

frisianmouve poor Yamcha at least he has an excellent baseball career.

[@shady6131]

I'll never forgive them. goku is one of the most innocent characters ever, and they turned him into a horndog lol

[@user-on7jo8nu2y]

Chi Chi is the horndog in the relationship, Goku probably would have still been virgin if she didn't push so much.

[@ronaldonwoke2004]

@@user-on7jo8nu2y I don’t really think she pushed him so much, she prolly said “hey goku u wanna try something” and Goku prolly said “erm.. ok I like a challenge” and then gohan was born 😂😂😂

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@ronaldonwoke2004 goku should try to be a father for once... he spends half his time training, the other half dead, and sometimes both

[@ronaldonwoke2004]

@@alexanderzack3720 what does that have to do with anything

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@ronaldonwoke2004 that can be his challange

[@Inscipio]

I feel like that opening conversation is exactly how the pitch for the last airbender went.

[@deedelta9263]

“This used to be a Japanese mango!” This is the highest tier of anime trolling I’ve ever witnessed in my life. THIS is the final form!!

[@Anisometry]

@@AstariahFox No

[@Anisometry]

@@AstariahFox Japanese mango

[@Anisometry]

@@AstariahFox mango

[@Anisometry]

@@AstariahFox I’m sorry, I’ll stop now. They were quoting the video, which deliberately got it wrong.

[@horseoperamarker]

@@AstariahFox you’re missing the joke completely

[@TheTRUST8888]

This pitch meeting is way better than that monstrosity of a movie.

[@brianschlicher59]

Listening to them describe this train wreck was better than watching it.

[@moneymikz]

You can say that about literally any movie

[@Hensley_Jb]

M equals 13 which is why it was said

[@starflame34]

The more I watch these, the more I realize how barely inconvenient problems are in movies.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

... except when the plot demands that it's a huge problem, so there can be a dramatic fight scene.

[@kawadashogo8258]

I haven't seen this movie, but just from the few little glimpses we get of it here it looks like it was created for the single purpose of punching every Dragon Ball fan in the soul 60 times a minute for the entire movie.

[@Ciborium]

:And then another Chi-Chi shows up." "That's like a four Chi's pizza!" LOL!

[@robfalgiano]

Yep. Genius once again!

[@wowgodiamond]

Big brain flex.

[@wrylysmiley]

This right here was god tier

[@MCsAdvice]

You know a movie is bad when the director actually makes a formal apology to the fans and admits he was solely focused on making a quick cash grab, and not on making a good story. He himself also admitted that he knew nothing about DBZ.

[@clementj]

I only found the screenwriter's apology online, nothing from the director.

[@Sercotani]

@DarkSchneider oh my god, I didn't know Stephen Chow was involved in any way in this hot garbage of a movie. I enjoyed all of his directed movies so this is a big shock to me.

[@aesinam]

@@Sercotani read what he wrote? He clearly meant that Chow was not involved in any way

[@proxy1923]

The director made it into a Final Destination

[@johangodojolo8652]

@@Sercotani He just said that Stephen Chow wasnt involved amd should have been.

[@MyNamesNotJaral]

1:25 what is that.... *WHAT IS THAT?!*

[@thewayofthebeard3680]

1:50 this line needs to make a comeback!😂

[@halofly3]

First rule of DBZ, we don’t talk about evolution.

[@diobuthesconfused7507]

Second rule of DBZ don't talk about GT

[@erueka6]

@@diobuthesconfused7507 not that far gt was awesome I don't get the hate

[@diobuthesconfused7507]

@@erueka6 me neither why I am not a plot person i do enjoy the action

[@keshavsrivastav8499]

same rule applies for ATLA and Percy Jackson Fandom

[@Grimerpr2016]

It was a horrible movie

[@goryguy5106]

"That's the name of the mango!" Ryan George reminds me of a sort of high energy Leslie Nielsen. Like Leslie, his comic delivery and timing are so natural that even corny jokes like that are hilarious.

[@TW2Vlog]

That’s a really good comparison. Nice!

[@tiberiusbrain]

I think you hit the nail on the head!

[@claytonbearden7793]

Hitting nails on the head are Tight!

[@LocalHeretic-ck1kd]

true

[@nigelfrasier2253]

He's so hood at it, I only noticed the corny-nest of the hoke til u pointed it out 😅

[@erenyeager8306]

I once saw a bootleg version of Dragonball Evolution 13 years ago and that was enough for a lifetime.

[@agonleed3841]

lmao same

[@i_m_ash]

I like how they used "mango" instead of "manga" to actually describe the guys who created this awful movie. That's quite amazing humor and character build up.

[@Matiax84]

"None of these moments are gonna have effect on anyone's emotions whatsoever." I guess he means the characters. The audience felt all kinds of bad emotions.

[@j.vincent3801]

Maybe he means that the audience just doesn't care st this point since the movie is just....just awful

[@amsgame7148]

In the movie's defense emotions are hard to write...and convey in any sense. Especially in a big movie where people have to feel things. Maybe we should give them a pass this time. They probably did there best here. **total sarcasm**

[@JTD2024]

im sorry what audience?

[@TheYodelingViking]

@@JTD2024 The Dragon Ball fans who went in expecting a good movie.

[@Waywardson67]

"And then he gives him a Dragon Ball" "That's the name of the Mango!"

[@WieldingEminator]

"4-Chi's pizza" - that one killed me!

[@Ikiya69]

My favorite catchphrase from this Pitch Meeting series is not "Super easy" or "Wow wow wow", but "I don't knooww". The way he said it just so funny.

[@AcetylsaliciIique]

- So now there are two Chichis - So it's like a 4 Chis Pizza ... That's it. That's the joke. I no longer need humour in my life, I found the joke.

[@sm5574]

I totally lost it at that point.

[@divine1448]

Better than the entire movie

[@lerenardlibre4434]

that's the chichi on the cake

[@nkahbland6627]

What kind of cake chi chi cake(cheese cake)

[@ruffusgoodman4137]

It's the one! You should marry it

[@petermilburn99]

Dragonball Movie: *fails miserably* Avatar Movie: *write that down*

[@1996koke]

At least avatar tried to make the overall story right, here the only thing the got from the anime is the title and the character's names

[@ImAFatNerd90]

When did they make an Avatar movie?

[@OlJohnJoe]

Dragonball movie: no one could ever bomb as bad as we did. The last airbender: hold my beer*

[@mind4lease554]

@@ImAFatNerd90 I hear James Cameron made it like a decade or two ago, with giant blue people, but I've never seen it.

[@bobbyrules65]

@@ImAFatNerd90 Really puzzling dude They keep talking about this Avatar movie When did it happen🤔🤔🤔

[@kratal122]

DBE Goku: If I do a Kamehameha I get a kiss? Awesome! DBS Vegeta (of all people): Kakarot, you have two children, and don’t know what a kiss is? How is that possible!?! And of course the revelation in Super cracked me up so much because of how in character it is for Goku.

[@domomitsune5920]

This pitch meeting is the best explanation of the movie I have ever heard. I like this version better than what we got. I've never heard of Dragon Ball mango, but it sounds delicious.

[@Mr.Drew70]

At least the movie is better than that garbage show you call Dragonball super. You gotta be a real shill to like that lazy excuse for an anime

[@frankorious3023]

'Dragonball evolution' That's a name I haven't heard in years

[@AnelorGalor]

I wish I hadnt heard it again. Ohh the pain!

[@AxiomApe]

Hopefully this is the last time lol

[@Lukasafer]

Here I'll play along to the reference I think my uncle knew [the movie], said [it] was dead

[@djninja2425]

Dragonball evolution?There is no dragonball evolution in ba sin- nvm wrong movie and community.

[@jackmacharia7281]

"Did he forget that his grandfather also died very recently?" Savage Goku 😂😂

[@mdfayezio5792]

LOL, even in anime, he still dont remember to revive King Kai until Super XD

[@nerd5678]

Eh, he was pretty generic anyways

[@Future_Vantas]

To be fair Goku did have brain damage as a kid

[@aavila1206]

@Md Fayezio But that literally changed nothing for King Kai. At least if he wished back grandpa Gohan, he’d have at least seen Goku grow and have his own family.

[@bingobongo1615]

@@aavila1206 in the Manga his grandpa specifically didn’t want to come back to life since he was happy in the afterlife. Goku meets him when he visits Uranai baba. It’s actually kind of a touching moment

[@jonplaud]

3:48 😂🤣

[@michaelmitchell6558]

Back again after 3yrs , watched this more than I have watched the movie

[@axemillion119]

“Eat those strawberries chi-chi eat em” 😭😭 damn right lol

[@dingle2987]

Real Goku would dream about the strawberries first and Foremost. Chi Chi just would happen to be in the dream in the background.

[@a_jerry808]

@@dingle2987 Ah yeah Chichi, poir that Maple Syrup. All over my breakfast. You beautiful woman that lives in my house.

[@frengkygiovany5152]

@@a_jerry808 there's that inevitable TFS refference

[@theoneandonly2924]

Frengky Giovany every time

[@Mrcasper2032]

Lol “it was a mango first” I think a movie about actual mangos would be more interesting than this movie

[@HammerDemonn]

Oh Yeah? Try Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.

[@azimbhugun5845]

You are goddamn right!

[@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol8565]

I would honestly rather watch a feature length documentary on Mangos.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

According to Wikipedia, mangoes are adapted to an elephant-like creature in India that went extinct long ago, and would have probably gone extinct with them if not for humans. Pickled mangoes were so popular in the American colonies that they were seen as the default thing to pickle, much like cucumbers today. They also were revered during the Chinese Cultural Revolution for supposedly containing Chairman Mao's essence. They're interesting.

[@nour2146]

Manga in Arabic is mango

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

The very fact that them thinking Goku had any idea of what romance is, even though a defining character trait was him not knowing what things like love or marriage even were was only a small mistake compared to the rest of the screw-ups they made in this movie astounds me...

[@AnimeLover9108]

"That's the name of the mango" always makes me laugh. The best delivered 'thats the name of___'- line from these pitches Also a good callback to the mango joke in the end there 'a movie based on a popular show, based on a delicious fruit'

[@dietotaku]

"Master Roshi tells him it's an airbending technique" "Oh airbending huh?" "Yeah pretty sure that's just a general anime term we can use." LMFAO did they actually call it airbending in the movie?!

[@MrInuhanyou123]

Yes.

[@herbertwalter8693]

This hurts

[@averageplayers5288]

Drejul Yup, it’s called airbending and not the utilization of Ki

[@ot0m0t0]

@@averageplayers5288 Bless you.

[@IKnowThisSoundsGayBut]

Oh my gosh. NOOOO. I’m so hurt over this. 😭

[@SaccadicSableye]

"And then, if Goku wants to defeat Piccolo, he has to struggle with his inner demons, but also find his true self." I love how all emotional investment is gone from the Screenwriter's voice as he describes such a generic third-act trope, then immediately comes to life as he explains how easily it resolves itself.

[@XX-sp3tt]

Really? I must have watched all the wrong movies. Never stumbled on that one.

[@1Peasant]

@@XX-sp3tt Pretty sure that happened in Shrek.

[@XX-sp3tt]

@Honudes Gai Trust me. There are plenty reused plot devices I despise.

[@johngr1747]

Ikr

[@jordoncharlery3343]

I’ve watched probably over 30 pitch meetings today but this one takes the cake “Oh what’s a hamenahem… what’s a kame …. What is… What is that thing?”😂😂😂😂

[@toxeyboyo]

I love how Goku had to practice the Kamehameha even though in the manga, he learned it instantly

[@farrukhahmad9777]

Why would you make a pitch meeting for something that doesn't exist.

[@johnnyphesto1247]

Because it needs a pitch meeting before it can exist, you silly goose.

[@cjmarugg2340]

Cuze beerus is fighting Galaxia

[@metagiga7626]

you didn't think that joke through did you

[@tropicaltracerbirdie2241]

That's strange... I keep reloading this youtube video titled 'Dragonball Evolution Pitch Meeting', but nothing comes up? Why would they upload a blank youtube video? The same darn thing happened when I tried to watch 'The Last Airbender Pitch Meeting'... So strange.

[@no-ko1mj]

There is also a The Last Airbender pitch meeting

[@tyrant-den884]

Real Goku: "I don't get it, why would possibly pressing our mouths together make me better at the Kamekameha?"

[@dans4323]

😂 So true.

[@youtubersworldwide3713]

Because of sexuality

[@tyrant-den884]

@@youtubersworldwide3713 Goku is asexual/combatromantic

[@youtubersworldwide3713]

@@tyrant-den884 hahaha Nice joke Tell this to the director of the movie

[@sindri1447]

@@youtubersworldwide3713 we would if he would have just asked.

[@bad-people6510]

"But this move is pretty hard so he keeps training, and training, but it's not working." For context, in the original Dragon Ball Goku successfully pulled off the Kamehameha the first time he tried, after having seen it once.

[@LockeNarshe]

When you see a video headline and have to click because you can't stare away. Never has a movie needed a Pitch Meeting more than this.

[@AttentionDeficitGuy]

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" "IT'S THE SAME AMOUNT AS BIRTHDAY CANDLLLLLLLES!" "WHAT, BIRTHDAY CANDLES!?"

[@Nightster_Rider]

At this period of time Gokus power level would have been between 25 - 40 . Not very high . But in comparison to a full growth adult males power level only being about 5 I guess its pretty good .

[@nETbKaH]

By this point, I don't need to actually watch movies, I can just watch a Pitch Meeting.

[@EskChan19]

It's certainly more entertaining than the movie was...

[@PikaLink91]

That's what I do. Movies take too long, and that's time I could spend on gaming.

[@tarinaisubsf4129]

I usually go with Pitch Meeting -> Movie -> Pitch Meeting again. Only for movies that I feel interesting to watch tho

[@leoncoben6983]

You know the saddest part is that cosplayers with less money than film makers still make better costumes than what was in the movie as well. Especially the Turtle Hermit Gi and all of Piccolo.

[@anna-flora999]

To be fair, the cosplayers actually try

[@andrewantonelli1939]

“Two Chi Chis’ so it’s like a 4 cheese Pizza” LMFAO so funny. The best line ever.

[@randybell101190]

Feel like “why does anyone do anything?” is an explanation for most movie decisions

[@mikem1825]

I feel like that an explanation for life in general.

[@firmanfauzi3199]

"You just blew my mind"

[@grungyasscinema]

And it’s kinda accurate lol

[@wakamoon1910]

its pretty much the equivalent of "people die when they are killed".

[@Xenobears]

“For the sequel that we’re gonna make after this is a huge success...” Somehow, this line makes me want to laugh hysterically AND cringe uncontrollably at the same time.

[@TW2Vlog]

Completely understandable.

[@redspiralray2880]

It's sadly something that applies to a lot of Hollywood.

[@artphone610]

If you like this stuff, watch the end scene of Green Lantern.

[@fiddlemyfoddle6374]

Wow that seems like a difficult thing to accomplish. Is it going to be hard to do both of those things at the same time?

[@peterbeaunissant7940]

@@fiddlemyfoddle6374 actually very easy barely an inconvenience

[@raphaelhanna8345]

You gotta love how Screen Writer Guy and Producer Guy were so excited and passionate about Dragonball Evolution as if they were so sure the movie would be a success

[@sinisterintentions3273]

Interesting fact: dragon ball z originated as a book called journey to the west set in China, there is also an older tv series called journey to the west that you can find on KZbin, the original characters name is son Goku the cloud king, who traveled with a monk named tripitaka, and for you older viewers you may have guessed already that this is where monkey magic came from, monkey magic and Goku are the same person/god. Oh and you can find the original monkey magic on Netflix.

[@robdillinger3112]

This is the second time I've seen this movie. This version is better.

[@thechampuru]

This is the only time I've seen scenes from this movie more than ever! Haha, and it's much better too! Every time he said "Mango" is just like Hollywood acts like when they think having an idea of the source material when in reality they have absolute zero! 🤣👏🏼

[@DrTae233]

Yep

[@mohammedmahfuri1078]

I bet the other watch was from honest trailers

[@darkop861]

Please tell me you didn't spend money to watch this abomination.

[@tylerdurden788]

@@darkop861 I did. I also saw ultraviolet. It is debatable which is worse.

[@plus12gaming]

"So, you have a movie idea for me?" "I have over 9,000."

[@mueffe1357]

Wow wow wow wow ...wow

[@scarybusey]

Why do clever jokes like this go unnoticed, while just quoting jokes from the skit gets all the love?

[@priscillajimenez27]

Underrated comment

[@danielpa7785]

@@scarybusey I don't know!

[@scarybusey]

@@danielpa7785 fair enough!

[@TimmahST]

There are two movies I have seen in my life that pretty much made me cry because they took something I loved, and absolutely destroyed it. This.... and dungeons and dragons.

[@ErichoTTA]

"Well, why does anyone do anything?" Probably the best line ever said in this entire series.

[@hayuseen6683]

“He has to do the thing and so he does it” That’s Goku alright.

[@crilleedara]

Ahahaha, fair point!

[@RuyVuusen]

@@MrPhantoka1 I mean, they took some of the names and general terms.

[@RuyVuusen]

And horribly mashed them together in the laziest way possible hoping to just cash grab with the movie's name alone.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Did that have to be two comments guy Ruy.

[@RuyVuusen]

@@fightingmedialounge519 Not really, but the second one was just an addition I tought of after typing the previous one. I just felt like writing it on a new comment instead of editing the previous one. I also tought they were a bit separate in the points they were trying to establish, so I kept them separated.

[@acromantulus]

I'm not even a Dragonball fan and I'm angry for the Dragonball fans from the way this movie sounds.

[@Azurath100]

yeah, but it did give the creator an excuse to make the current series...so...at least something good came of it

[@samarendra109]

@@Azurath100 didn't get you.

[@johnr8930]

Amar Dosanjh well thank everyone for the sacrifices they needed to make to summon akira 😀

[@Darkzumi81]

How did this channel sneak a camera into the network's meeting room?!?!? Lol, pretty sure the actual pitch went almost exactly like this.

[@greylithwolf]

A four chi's pizza was one of the best jokes I've heard on this channel.

[@billc.2627]

"Oh, hitting flies into your grandfather's mouth is tight." Well, whatever floats your boat. I love all Ryan's Pitch Meetings, but this is one of my favorites!