Most Dangerous Jobs in Star Wars

[@dreammirrorbrony1240]

Reporting bad news to Darth Vader should rank pretty high on the list.

[@robertagu5533]

That's what I thought too

[@Bobby90]

More repeatedly showing incompetence than catching him on a bad day.

[@keith5524]

Don’t show any lack of faith

[@Bobby90]

@David McConville Wouldn't that tactic fall apart the first time he tried to surprise strangle someone? In Empire he did that one guy with no gestures whatsoever.

[@willrogers3793]

I dunno about reporting bad news...maybe early on he was a little temper-tantrum prone, but by the originals, the only guys he chokes out are: 1.) The ones who won’t be sporting and just GIVE HIM THE PLANS. 2.) The ones who are grossly incompetent at their jobs. 3.) Punk-ass bitches who think they’re hard and start talking shit, requiring him to exercise his pimp hand. Some poor schmuck who gets the “bearer of bad news” job should be fine, provided he shows proper respect and is not personally to blame for whatever’s gone down the Sarlaac pit this time.

[@Xv7kyle7vx]

Underworld police so dangerous it's listed twice

[@ink5913]

xv7kyle7vx he’s lazy or just didn’t care (not subscribing lol)

[@IronicUser]

Foxy GameZ or it was just a mistake...

[@wienerschnitzel1739]

Ironic User Yeah lol, someone’s a bit feisty

[@billythepuppet7328]

True

[@yashkale1689]

ThatPurpleFunk r u sure

[@mohitgadre4290]

A Coruscant window cleaner probably has a tough life

[@master_shifu4208]

Mohit Gadre they problay have robots for that and if they dont then i feel really bad for who ever has to do them

[@MaxWolop]

I am your 69th like, nice!

[@jimparis5073]

HornetWar noice 😂

[@zwleathers]

Mmmm yea but im pretty sure droids do that job....just sayin...

[@JohnJohn-bz1lq]

It’s droids that clean windows

[@victorbruant389]

Imperial Officer in Vader's fleet.

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

I hit 27.2K views!

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 what does that mean

[@masternicholas0559]

Better hope someone else is a higher rank if he’s angry

[@chancepaladin]

hey STEEEVE! *chokes officer* DID YOU RECORD OVER MY TYLER PERRY'S HOUSE OF PAIN?!

[@BennyLlama39]

It seems likely that being in his fleet would be less dangerous/deadly than being on his ship specifically. 🙂

[@CC-8891]

The scout troopers were always my favorite as a kid. So much so I became the scout trooper equivalent in the US Army. I did six years in Cavalry squadron that specialized in reconnaissance. Our chain of command never let us have speeder bikes though 🤣

[@Coldbiscut]

Nice

[@fulcrum7455]

Cap

[@JamesSerapio]

Just starting the video, but officer standing in the barrel of the Death Star cannon without a safety railing has to be one of the worst jobs.

[@ALY-xc7fl]

“I just asked for a railing, that’s all I wanted, you know what they said? They said we’d be LEANING all day”

[@sheevone4359]

9:13 small mistake. It's written Coruscant underworld police

[@thenbagreatteller1855]

I hit 27.2K views my Jedi friend

[@sportscarfacts8180]

Dude, timestamp doesn't work

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

@@thenbagreatteller1855 why should we care

[@tonyb3059]

You put 9.13 not 9:13

[@sheevone4359]

9:13

[@casbot71]

Most dangerous Imperial job… *HR department* anywhere near Vader.

[@lillithyukiutacrow2532]

@Nub93 that one REALLY jaded hr dude: here's this week's list of backstabbing bastards

[@Wi-Fi-El]

I feel like being a repo man would be pretty dangerous in the coruscant underworld. Imagine trying to tow someone's speeder bike and some bigass alien with six inch claws comes out of nowhere and sees you hooking up his ride

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

And you also have to look out for your damn camera crew

[@germanmemerboi3157]

@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 hear me out: Surround yourself with the camera crew, which as we all know is immortal. Cameramen are ideal for this.

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@germanmemerboi3157 ahh true the Cameraman is always faster than the subject they are capturing.

[@robertagu5533]

I'd said Resistence Star Fortress pilot.. or even on one.. since apparently NO ONE survived in the only scene we've seen them in.

[@fulcrum7455]

Rose did

[@generalreclaimer2068]

Let's be honest the hardest job in Star Wars is being a B1 Battle Droid

[@blank8491]

Do you mean b1?

[@generalreclaimer2068]

@@blank8491 I stand corrected

[@Danny_Trent]

Roger Roger

[@MikhaelAhava]

Affirmative sir! Roger roger.

[@tactic34wot52]

Roger roger

[@stevedenis8292]

The death star fire control guys also have no railings. one bad step and splat. perhaps that is how they cover up the radiation deaths.

[@xxxlonewolf49]

You forgot to mention "Empire youtuber" as THE most dangerous job...one joke taken poorly by Lord Vader and you're Force choked from across the galaxy...

[@garypierce2503]

For the record, firefighting kills about 100 firefighters a year and you we do sometimes get poop thrown at us.

[@Ghastly_Graves]

Whose throwing poop at you???

[@brewcityboatclub8299]

I knew that comment would anger about the firefighter comment. But for real, I very much appreciate firefighters, too many risks, not enough pay, and so much good done by you guys

[@zachcast2735]

Being Jar Jar's body guard for the whole day.

[@excerisedefensenz8169]

Being jar jar

[@AndreaGarcia-ke3du]

@@excerisedefensenz8169 jar jar

[@brianborell4469]

Tie fighter pilot for sure. Shorter life expectancy than the red shirts on old Star Trek.

[@akriegguardsman]

14 seconds?

[@thesharpercoder]

Hilarious. What were those guys doing down there watching the Death Star beam, anyway?

[@user-Jay178]

Maybe computer stuff or looking if it fired.

[@torgr01]

What exposure to zero G? Doesn't the Star Wars universe typically have fairly reliable artificial gravity?

[@Warhammered]

Indeed, haven't seen a single ship without gravity. Not to mention these are not early 21st century Earth ships, that don't have to worry about Radiation from space. They have proper shielding. Alan, I think the comparison to our Earth tech videos are making you lose focus on the sci-fi of Star Wars sometimes. :P

[@Janoha17]

The Death Star Prototype had no gravity outside the few habitable areas.

[@vaclavholec4884]

togr01 Agree, now in 21'st century we don't have much or any experience with the zero g, but we have a high exposure of microgravity, which works similar to zero g on a human body. It also seems, shorter time you are exposed, the worse it is for you in some ways (the body gets well by a certain time except for atrophy, but in a shor time we have Neuro-Ocular Syndrome, shorter the time is, the worse it is for you.) Maybe they shall have also use some shielding from the radiation.

[@hammyofdoom8355]

Most ships had total gravity as long as the ship wasn’t totally breached, and most are radiation proof so likely neither will be issues.

[@RonnieLowry]

Yeah. Almost all ships had gravity generators that could be turned off

[@luxwray4878]

What about the most prestigious and well paying jobs in the galaxy? I wanna know how to make that good credit!

[@jangustl_wt2358]

Produce equipment for empire. Mostly tie-fighters...

[@plazasta]

haven't you seen Episode 8? Selling weapons

[@MPdude237]

Being a mod would probably make it to the list

[@billclark5055]

@@plazasta Episode 8 sucks. I didn't watch it.

[@billclark5055]

@@plazasta I only watched a few clips and didn't like it. And learned a bit about the main plot, which displeased me.

[@konkarthebadgermechpilot5374]

Generation Tech, I respect what you said. Considering who the Emperor really was, the Empire itself really doesn't care about it's own military. I also realized that the men on the Death Star who manned the command center to power the Superlaser were not able to keep themselves shielded by the Radiation. If we have to blame anyone, we really should blame the Emperor because he Orchestrated all of it using Extreme Cruelty for his Followers as well as his own Military Gunners. It leads to one very Important question... "Who in their own Right Minds would want to serve a Tyrant like the Emperor?"

[@DeutschlandBall-lt4ch]

sir, it's agains imperial regulations to speak ill of the good emperor... get in the prison speeder. now.

[@trepathy1]

Part of the Empires job was population control & employment. Supplying enlistees w/questionable equipment solved both problems at the same time...doubled their efforts ~if you will

[@garbageoracle8753]

Keep up the great work Alan, May the force be with you

[@paulwilkinson4073]

Yeah I love Allen and ben’s channel

[@MarekUtd]

Thanks for the tip Alan, I’m glad I’m safe being a Sarlacc dentist.

[@paulwilkinson4073]

By the way I sell ewok meat on the black market if you want any

[@nobleman9393]

Which Sci-Fi faction has the best infantry: UNSC, Covenant, Imperial Guard, Terran Dominion, Helghan Empire, Grineer Empire, Galactic Empire, Systems Alliance, Third Reich(Wolfenstein)

[@mapleflag6518]

Nobleman Hmmm UNSC

[@mapleflag6518]

Because they have Chips Dubbo.

[@harold6522]

Well grineer because the o nly thing that can stop them is powerful warframes

[@Stairetoc]

Imperial guard, they are endless

[@moodylad2033]

GAR?

[@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098]

*Imagine cleaning the toilets at the Mos Eisley Cantina, hundreds if not thousands types of aliens using the same toilet.*

[@hicknopunk]

I come for the Star Trek videos, as I am not a Star Wars fan. However, I tune into most of your Wars videos as I love the level of detail you go into. The movies seldom ever convey any of this interesting info.

[@GenerationTech]

Yea you really have to read the books and stuff

[@patrickwentzell4638]

@@GenerationTech politics is horrible and even outside of movies over the years we have witnesses the bad choices in America that effected us because voting sucks. we help put these jackasses in office that do not give a fuck about the public. and here are scams to avoid that must be shut down. PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE, LOTTERY, MAKE MONEY AT HOME PROGRAMS, PAYING ON LINE COMPUTER SURVEYS, CHAT LINES, PAWN BROKERS, LOAN SHARKS, CASINOS ON LINE GAMBLING, and watch out for credit card hackers that want to steal your credit information on line. pharmacy companies love customers on a merry go round of prescription drugs for life. Because they make billions of dollars cause they are shallow. and tobacco companies do care about anyone's health. so there you have it the stuff that they never teach you in schools. and I don't vote cause it's a stupid ass system that rich people invented to control others. never let them win after all we are the champions of the world 🌏

[@olivertrevino8092]

@@patrickwentzell4638 What does this have to do with to do with star wars?

[@patrickwentzell4638]

@@olivertrevino8092 perhaps if I elaborate things will seen clear understanding the Disney company is more focused now on making more money than telling good stories like before. the new Star Wars trilogy had so many problems after the prequels things changed as a result certain fans hated The Rise Of Skywalker. Mark Hamil needed to explain that Jedi never give up anything there is no way in hell any Jedi would become a hermit. Luke had left Tatooine because he wanted to be part of something he cared about not spend the rest of his life in silence.Obiwan felt it was time for someone else to carry on the Jedi tradition so a new path was placed before Luke. Disney lost sight of good story telling the way Vader lost sight of what mattered to him before going into power joining the dark side. force be will us all we need it.

[@Daimon-X]

Technician on the Death Star/any Imperial Star Destroyer, or other installation.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

What if the reason the empire gave troopers that fast of a speeder was to weed out those who can be force sensitive Remember Qui Gon said you need reflexes like a Jedi to ride a vehicle that's fast

[@k-874]

Number 0 has to be: *The chosen one to report bad news to Kylo or Vader*

[@moonlitblackcat1438]

I would love to see a clone wars style show about the lower levels of coruscant... hopefully with Asoka fighting crime in some form or manner related to bad boys

[@bigredwolf6]

Hello Emperor, we would like to inform you that your Death Star reactor room violates EVERY OSHE guideline and then some. As such, we will be fining you 1,000,000,000,000 credits per day that you do not remedy these workplace hazards. If you would like to start an appeals process, you can call us at 1-800-NOT-A-WAMPA’S-CHANCE-ON-MUSTAFAR

[@TheRealDarthRevan]

What is OSHE ?

[@bigredwolf6]

Darth Revan Occupational Safety, Health, and Environment. They’re the people who put minimum safety standards into law. For example on the Death Star they need harnesses to prevent a fall, railings to prevent a fall, and radiation shielding

[@TheRealDarthRevan]

@@bigredwolf6 oh ok cool

[@bigredwolf6]

Darth Revan it’s cool until they fine you because the ladder at your job site has 13 inches between the rungs instead of 12 inches. It’s not a very expensive fine but it is still a pain in the ass.

[@TheRealDarthRevan]

@@bigredwolf6 lol yeah

[@chimpchillin2908]

He never mentioned the clone speeder bike lancer corps 😳

[@binderstonkeyes7172]

Imagine your a young moisture farmer living with your family, and life is tough. Everyday is just continual painful work. You decide to run away from home, and end up joining a Coruscant based corporation, as you become a Freighter pilot. Quickly you learn it’s taken a toll on your health, so you decide to join the military! You enlist, after long training periods, you become a scout trooper. You are a scout trooper for a while, it’s a good job, but then you get sent to Endor.. on a scouting mission you end up in a terrible crash, but end up not crippled or dead! So now you leave the military, going to Coruscant thinking you could make an actual living there. You learn quickly it’s tough, after realizing you don’t have a chance, you join the Underworld Police. Three days in, you’ve already had to shoot a guy, seen your own troopers shot dead, couple robberies.. normal stuff. But then, you’re patrolling a street, it’s mostly empty. As you patrol around, you hear something, you turn and everything goes black. You wake up, everything is blurry.. you look around, where are you? You quickly realize your in a spice mine on Kessel, where you spend the rest of your days...

[@calamityhex3729]

It's honestly amazing the sith function after the rule of two. Like i get why it exits but fundamentally the sith ideologically is basically self destructing I think you count two hands the amount of sith who lived to see 50 in human year's and after the rule was implemented and one hand of sith who died of natural causes and I'm being generous with that number

[@KoalaTContent]

9:13 *Apparently Scout Troopers are Coruscant Underworld Police.*

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

Grav-Plates takes care of the 0G problems and Ray Shields deals with Cosmic Radiation so Freighter Pilot would be no more dangerous in the Star Wars Universe than Truck Driver is here on Earth...

[@Stratonetic]

No atmosphere on Kessel? Well that makes that mission in galactic battlegrounds utterly impossible.

[@reganmaconaghie2612]

i love what gen tech says about gen techs at 2:57

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

Man why'd ya have to remind me of 1313? Now I'm sad.

[@GenerationTech]

Yea what a loss

[@personintrest6781]

1:14 fire fighter actively run into buring buildings while cops fear for they're life

[@LordNexusTheFir]

The actual worst job is being a Rebel on any ship transporting Leia cause chances are you will shit yourself, get cut by a sith lord, be choked to death, or shot dead. Alternatively any job that involves you working on any planet that gets 1 shotted by a Deathstar or Starkilling base.

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

I know this doesn't count as it's not human but I'd say being a Gonk droid. The one droid no one seems to pay attention to or notices. *GONK* Actually maybe do an episode on the ten worst and best droids. I remember reading about a nanny droid that takes care of babies. It also had weapons built in, in case an issue came up. Not sure if that's best or worst lol

[@siobhainnoconnorvansanten1811]

These are all pretty dangerous but we all know what the most dangerous position is in Star Wars: Hiding from the Chicken-Woman-Duck thing in the bushes. If you don't get the reference, then head on over to BLR (Bad Lip Reading.)

[@icfr0st78]

You had Coruscant Underworld Police on there twice

[@neckrofkr]

I love the way you say "dumb bastards"

[@Danny_Trent]

What about Pod- racing pilots? Seems dangerous enough to me. :D

[@AntVaz7]

Stormtroopers be gangsta till the main character shows up

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

*sees "Sith Apprentice" pop up. Looks at name tag* oh yeah, yeah that makes sense.

[@skidawg22]

No mention of independent contractors on the Death Star?

[@edgarnavejar5692]

Death Star reactor techs remind me of daft punk

[@MisterRorschach90]

This was the first time I’ve watched a video of yours in normal speed. At first I thought you were drunk. Lol

[@gups6662]

The guy who goes on about how speeder bikes are dangerous is in RL a motorcycle enthusiast for fun. Delicious irony

[@mOoNsHiNeWiZaRd]

3:24 they had suits that protected them from lethal amounts of radiation

[@Radagast49230]

Interstellar Trucker, of course it's going to be dangerous. Even in the relatively safe US commercial drivers are one of the ten most dangerous occupations. RL truck drivers die on the job at a rate over three times that of police. Beaten only by loggers, fishermen, farmers, and miners. Worst job in Star Wars, logger you have to go to strange alien planets full of dangerous wildlife and log the native's sacred old growth trees while they do their best to kill you, along with all the wildlife.

[@TheBobswagga]

Being Vaders anger ally would be pretty tough id imagine

[@GALAXIE67]

Great review/video!!👍☯️👍

[@Amadeus8484]

Before watching the video I would guess smuggling and working for Jabba the Hutt. Han Solo did both of course.

[@jangofresh1019]

A bartender. Every time you go into a cantina someone is getting shot, stabbed, or dismembered and YOU'RE the one who has to clean it up.

[@headheretic1580]

You also have to be bilingual if you want to understand 90% of your customers. Especially if you're a human or a rare race on the planet you're working on

[@spiceboyog9083]

Wouldn’t it be smart to put the Death Star plans in the Death Star. Like Ik when building it but they should have already sent the information after a good portion was made.

[@simlucien]

Tatooine resident is just a hazardous job.

[@Bobby90]

What about a video on what the cultural repercussions of the Holdo maneuver would have on the SW universe? Can only really see hyperspace travel becoming heavily restricted and regulated rather than make a device able to cause extinction-level events on a planet alone accessible to anyone from suicidal terrorist and political dissonant, to some just having a really, really bad day and wanting to share.

[@copelicious481]

9:12 LOL you dang screwed up

[@paulwilkinson4073]

Why

[@maxpower19711]

3:21 So its NOT A LASER.

[@christianwayne1036]

Is the second season of. your clone wars history coming today or this week also great video keep doing what you do💛💙💜💚❤

[@alexsch2514]

The most dangerous job in any universe is 'retired' nobody ever survived that.

[@StewGuy]

At 9:12 it says "Coruscant Underworld Police" instead of Imperial Scout trooper

[@worldwanderer91]

I think you guys already did a video on this subject before

[@wong2981]

RIP galactic Floor cleaners

[@Hello_people985]

At-St pilots definitely dangerous. Getting shot in the eye by a tiny pistol when you have a huge gun (endor)

[@Notaracistunless..]

Y can’t they activate the Death Star from a control room separate from the dangourous radiation room

[@youngfoxy5310]

Is that Dance Tonight in the background music?

[@DarthNoshitam]

If the Death Star beam is radioactive, why do lifetime lightsaber-wielders not suffer radiation sickness?

[@robertagu5533]

Those beams are probably plasma and magnetic field based of some kind. Probably negligible or no radiation to speak of.

[@DarthNoshitam]

@@robertagu5533 The Death Star is based on an ancient Sith design, which in turn is based on lightsaber design; i.e., they generate the beam using the same principles.

[@michaeldougherty2807]

Racing pods seems dangerous.

[@pyeitme508]

PLEASE MAKE NEW EARTH IN STAR WARS VIDEOS?! And second

[@scarsandstiches254]

Yo, uh... 2 things for freighter pilots. These ships have grav gens, so... zero Gs aren't an issue, and the ship has a uh... oh, I uh, Oh yeah, a dense metal hull! that would likely block the radiation.

[@darthderp8066]

I may be short for a stormtrooper but I only stand out cuz I’m not a poor shooter

[@cursedmonkey1033]

I want it all to end. Where do I sign up?

[@nicolasklummer4586]

Make a video about The EVO troopers

[@justinsmith9006]

i love the scout troopers and there armor, and yes they could paint their armor but remember endor was a trap so the scout troopers were most likely green and didn't have the skill nor access to paint the armor but rather be a tasty carrot on a stick for rebels, in battlefront 2(the good one) they were my best class followed by the classic stormtrooper.

[@alenimelis4969]

Justin Smith my people beat Imperials for fun

[@justinsmith9006]

@@alenimelis4969 ? i have no idea what your referencing :|

[@alenimelis4969]

Justin Smith Mandos

[@justinsmith9006]

@@alenimelis4969 who?

[@darklaser8540]

Im bothered that they made them female in Battlefront 2. Takes the fun of playing them. I get that they want to attract female players but imo they should be male, like in the movies.

[@leonardswatosh1392]

What about tie fighter pilot? They're literally insane!

[@dragonlord498]

the ancient sith with the sith species weren't nearly as bad most later sith given unlike most later sith they had things such as many had senses of loyalty, family ties, corporation etc compared to most later orders who lost those qualities completely

[@crimsonsam9814]

Coruscant underworld is like a giant dungeon

[@IsaiahAmos017]

What’s worse reporting bad news to Vader or dancing for Jabba

[@TedSchoenling]

True fact. Being a sanitation worker is more dangerous than Police work.... (at least in the US)...

[@mechanicalfruit9659]

3:02 just look they don’t even get some safety rails The droids YES DRIODS on the movelence (I cant spell it) ship had a large hallway with glass covering them near the weapon smh

[@the-senate]

Mechanized Fruit it’s “droids”

[@mattstorm360]

Why would the empire give people people crazy fast speeder bikes? Because the emperor was a racer in his younger days. And his empire will have the fastest bike around.

[@ameliorategibberish8027]

I want to know where they get their music!!

[@ohreally3898]

06:00 "the effects of 0g" - they are literally standing on the ground

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

You missed the single most dangerous Job in the Empire... TIE Fighter Pilot. TIE Fighters are unsheilded, lightly Armoured tin cans built by the Lowest Bidder with HORRIBLE Atmospheric Flight Performance (make a simple 45+ degree turn the wrong way and the giant hexagonal wing folds up and rips your tin-foil ball cockpit apart) that has no missiles at all which makes them highly unsuitable for any task other than Scouting and shooting at other Fighters...

[@Sinn0100]

Who told you being a fireman is less dangerous than police work?! Every call the fire department goes to has the potential to be life threatening. Furthermore, firemen normally get called into life threatening situations far more than law enforcement. Let me explain, most traffic stops are not life threatening events (they're dangerous) but nothing like storming a building engulfed in fire. Just like the police, firefighters are targeted by people all the time and they don't have a service weapon to protect them. Before I went to school for criminal justice and criminal psychology I considered being a firefighter. I decided against it as they're not permitted to carry a firearm. I'm not allowed to carry one in the criminal psychology field either; However, I don't work in the field and I never do house calls. If I did, I would demand the ability to carry a firearm. When I'm off work I carry one everywhere I go.

[@psychobergmuis6281]

I dont understand why generation tech doesnt have millions of subscribers

[@cockk.]

Some of these jobs... geez

[@akriegguardsman]

At least they can live past 14 seconds

[@elijahnope9050]

Hey Allen in the freghter pilot section. You talked about 0g in star wars there is artificial gravity would you still have negative affects?

[@JCG52577]

High ranking Imperial naval officer. There is no margin for error.

[@jackcollier8776]

Why do you have a Christmas tree up still. Am I the only one wondering about that?

[@samson7383]

Telling Darth Vader when he needs to take a bath, you're getting a little stinky my Lord

[@Pooperz100]

wait, he showed Coruscaunt underworld police instead of Imperial scouts

[@dragonweyr44]

r\Reactor tech: they don't even get handrails

[@GenerationTech]

Yea it’s just brutal

[@dragonweyr44]

@@GenerationTech I remember they even pointed that out on the Family Guy Star wars parody

[@etazeta674]

Jabba’s translator should be on this list...

[@eren34558]

Hold that dude...The Star Wars technology provides pressurized gravity environments upon stars along with radiation shielding...there is bone or weight alteration like our physics...also they have hyperdrives...Han took them to core worlds from outer rim...exercise then.