Most EXTREME Ways to Learn a Language

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In this video, I will explain the 5 most extreme ways to learn a language in the world. If you are serious about language learning and becoming a polyglot, you may choose to use one of these methods.

[@JohnTheVlach]

The most extreme way to learn a language is by saying "Constantinopole" in Turkey. You will learn all swears to fluency

[@Shskfjekdnf38587]

It should be Constantinople again.

[@PC_Simo]

Yes. You might need to dodge some bullets, though 😅🇹🇷. You can also adapt that method to fit a vast number of target languages, like Irish (”26 + 6 ≠ 1”), Hungarian (”Transylvania”), or, perhaps the most versatile: The Southern Ostrobothnian dialect in Finnish (”Du gamla, du fria,…”, ”Allahu akbar!”, ”Peace, mon!”,…); and, for a polyglot bonus, you can do it in Nokia, Finland, as well (”Pohjois-Pirkkala”). Also, yell: ”Kosovo!” in Serbia. 😅🇹🇷🇮🇪🇭🇺🇫🇮🇷🇸

[@muradborchalinski1069]

@@Shskfjekdnf38587 In your f!!king dreams

[@NegativeAsmolav]

@@Shskfjekdnf38587 say that in istanbul and u ll learn every swear in turkish

[@bes03c]

"That's no one's business but the Turks' "

[@Comprends-ton-Dim]

I learned Russian by going to a goulag and learned Arabic by joining daesh. Sometimes you have to push yourself to surpass your limit and learn

[@user-er9xc6mp7f]

Слушай, не обязательно было. Я вот тоже его выучил, но на ГУЛАГе не был. Должен спросить... на фене ботаешь, алеха?

[@funtranslation-egar4470]

C'mon arabic is the most beautiful language 😅😅 we are not Daesh .. Daesh are khuarij .. which means are enemies of islam . 😂 Read from right to left start from the last word : (End reading)✋lennahc ym kcehc , soediv cibara detalsnart ynnuf evisulcxe roF 👈(begin reading)

[@Dhi_Bee]

Wow! I learned American & Cuban Mexican in Guantanamo

[@ginagi9088]

I just hope after Daesh, you didn't try to learn American?

[@dungeontnt]

Но как the gulags wore closed in the 1950s how did you travel back in time

[@iluvmemes69420]

As a man who can technically speak Indonesian, I can proudly say that his pronunciation of the Indonesian phrases were 100% spot on and make the natives of Indonesia in shock by your fluency in the language

[@barbs896]

Menit berapa?

[@iluvmemes69420]

​@@barbs896 8:42 - 8:46

[@tsuol7296]

indonesians and pinoys trying not to tell everyone who they are online (they cant)

[@T1murr]

I'm Indonesian and I feel like something's off about his accent- It sounds not-Indonesian to me, (no offense because I'm happy someone's at least TRYING to learn it) and even though Bhs. Indonesia Is the easiest language for English speakers to learn they still need to learn the informal/not baku or it'll sound not natural in a conversation 😅

[@user-lc5km3td8y]

on god 😂

[@atmamaonline]

Your entire channel is like one of my linguist shitpost fever dreams and your dedication to it is nothing short of inspiring.

[@ziggystardog]

I joined an Albanian Deathmetal band and lost my hearing, but it was worth it cause now I speak Ancient Albanian Sign Language

[@animacionesesteban8963]

I speak 4 languages: English American Canadian Australian

[@GGGukr]

If you need practice with Russian, I can help. I am learning English.

[@ginagi9088]

Well, Since Nigerian population will pass the american population, the language will be called Nigerian by 2050

[@Leon.Stanic]

That's nothing, I also speak Croatian, Serbian, Monetengrin, Bosnian and Herzegovinian. And Russian and Polish, of course.

[@brawlek]

@@Leon.Stanic Ну как и русский может понимать все эти а также молдовский, украинский и беларуский

[@Lucas_Simoni]

I'm Brazilian, I speak: English, a boring American with some hints roman emperor vibes, Canadian, Shitty British, Shitty Australian, Shitty New Zealand, Angolanian, Mozambiquean, São tomé and principe, South Brazilian Portuguese, european portuguese (while using Brazilian accent, grammar and vocabulary), Broken Mexican, broken argentian, broken colombian, broken Peruanian, broken chileanian, broken venezuelanian, broken equatorianian, broken costa ricanian, broken bolivianian, guatemalianan, uruguaian, paraguian, cuban, dominican republicanian, honduranian, equalterial guineanian, puerto ricanian, belizianian, andorranian, Gilgatrarian (English), Broken Spanish, almost non-existent broken Russian, A1 German. I understand also a lot of written French, Italian, Galician, Catalan, several dialects of French, Italian, Spanish and Portuguese. Lots of words of creole cabo Verdean (The portuguese words). So essentially, I'm Mr. Worldwide. (I'm native Brazilian Portuguese speaker, and I speak English with a midwestern american accent with a bit of influence from giga chad roman emperor accent and vocabulary, in other words, I'm basically the embodiment of a roman warrior that slayed Britannia).

[@ywominona777]

In Brazil you can go out at night to be kidnapped and practice your Spanish with the kidnappers. It works with other Latin American countries too!

[@Lerma_Steph]

Only problem being that in Brazil the native language is Portuguese

[@jailsonhenrique2150]

@@Lerma_Steph that's probably the joke

[@the11382]

@@Lerma_Steph I mean, Portuguese is discount Spanish anyway.

[@Dhi_Bee]

@BIG BLACK MAN GAMING As someone who also speaks Spanish…I mean “Mexican”, it’s true. Portuguese is the luxury brand of Romance languages, but only if it’s made in Brazil. Otherwise it’s as real as counterfeit Gucci purses in NYC Chinatown

[@PedroHenrique-rl6pp]

@@Lerma_Steph actually, the truth is that Spanish is just simplified portuguese

[@ja52ng74]

I'm pentalingual but I can only express/understand one language per medium of communication: Listening: Ido Writing: American (Australian dialect) Signing: Tokipona Reading: AASL Speaking: Persian (aka discount Arabic) Morse code

[@0oh_no]

beta → esper*nto 🤢 alpha → iqglic sigma → vötgil giga-chad → ido 🥵

[@ja52ng74]

@@0oh_no Ĉu vi ĵus volapukadis al mi, vi aĉulo?

[@konokiomomuro7632]

@@0oh_no that's a rather particular set of "conglang"

[@suomeaboo]

@@0oh_no I'm a bit excited, but you know what Zese.

[@RubyPiec]

@@0oh_no mega-chad: viossa collosal-chad: ithkuil

[@whimzycloud]

You forgot one. Memorize an entire drama verbatim in your target language. Whenever you don't know what to say, reference the characters in the drama and copy them.

[@alexisericson241]

Having done this, I can confirm it is a good method

[@funtranslation-egar4470]

Totally agree ... Read from right to left start from the last word : (End reading)✋lennahc ym kcehc , soediv cibara detalsnart ynnuf evisulcxe roF 👈(begin reading)

[@danjefferies2235]

I've actually thought of doing this unironically

[@andyarken7906]

Little did we know that we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddly

[@qtulhoo]

I have actually done this a bit with Japanese, in part because of the stupidly complicated contextual vocabulary. Example usages are nice to have. Remembering『そだ… これはタネはない！』helps me differentiate between「これ」and「それ」, and the weird occasional use of「タネ」

[@mrsteffen4692]

The faking part isn't a lie at all. I can say some few sentences and words in German because of my family background, but I've never even consider myself a beginner in the language. Still, because of these few things I know, people around me get so impressed and simply take it for granted that I'm fluent in German.

[@freyawyttthegoddessandchip7764]

The misused big term mr must be edited out - only my pure protectors aka the alphas reflect big terms like mr / lord / sir etc, and me & my protectors are the only alphas / other big terms!

[@freyawyttthegoddessandchip7764]

This is true tho - but I can actually speak multiple languages and I am native speaker level in Spanish, and I’m also intermediate level in Dutch now after learning Dutch for only 11 days!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

I memorize new words fast by creating all sorts of sentences like these... Ik ben sinds 2011 vegetariër / veganist! Mijn favoriete drankjes: het sap; de frisdrank; het mineraal water; de thee; het water; de yoghurt (Alpro) etc. Mijn favoriete eten zijn de pizza en de friet (het frietjes met V-mayonaise) en de salade en de rijst (rijst met groenten en erwten en peterselie) en de soep en de pasta Ik heb geen manieren gevonden om de honger te stillen. Wat honger lijkt heel vaak geen echte honger is, maar het weg willen drinken van de pijn... Probleem is dat ik altijd honger heb en mijn maag doet pijn! Ik heb net rijstwafels met ahornsiroop gegeten, en de maag doet nu zo’n pijn... Het doet zoveel pijn, ik kan niet stoppen met huilen! Naast het bord liggen de lepel en het mes en de vork die het bestek worden genoemd. Ik drink elke dag een pak sap. Ik dronk de sinaasappelsap en de thee en het water. Ik heb al drie liter mineraalwater en de appelsap gedronken, maar ik heb nog steeds dorst. Ik zal de tomatensap kopen. Ik wil vijftien liter sap drinken. Ik wou dat ik een paddestoel en een stoel had gekocht... Ik wil frisdrank drinken terwijl ik dicht bij de stoel en de paddestoel sta... Ik wens dat ik duizend stoelen en paddestoelen had... Ik zit op deze stoel terwijl ik een paddestoel eet... Ik eet een paddestoel terwijl ik op die stoel zit... Ik zal op de zesde stoel zitten terwijl ik de eerste paddestoel eet... Ik haat het om vier paddestoelen te eten terwijl ik op de zevende stoel zit... Ik wilde op acht stoelen zitten terwijl ik de derde paddestoel at... Ik proefde honderd paddenstoelen en toen zat ik op negen stoelen... Ik zat op drie stoelen terwijl ik de achtste paddenstoel snuffelde... Ik moet zeven paddenstoelen proeven omdat ik op de vierde stoel zat... Ik waste de eerste stoel terwijl ik naar de elfde paddenstoel keek... Ik zou twee paddenstoelen eten omdat ik vijf stoelen heb gewassen... Ik was een stoel terwijl ik een paddenstoel lik... Ik raak de negende paddenstoel aan omdat ik ook tien stoelen heb aangeraakt... Ik snuffel een stoel terwijl ik zes paddenstoelen proef... Ik heb de vijfde paddenstoel en de tweede stoel nodig... Ik zie een miljoen zombies terwijl ik naar de paddenstoelen en de stoelen kijk... Ik zou deze paddenstoelen moeten eten omdat ik onder een stoel heb gesnuffeld... Ik zag elf elfen en de tiende trol terwijl ik de paddenstoel likte en de stoel aanraakte... Ik staar naar die paddenstoelen en de stoelen omdat ik boven de kast heb gekeken... Ik raak een stoel aan terwijl ik een paddenstoel lik... Ik hou van mais en gerst en tarwe... Ik hou van roomijs en snoep... Ik liep altijd op hakken. Ik draag altijd hoge hakken... Ik loop altijd op superhoge hakken! Nou, als ik op hoge hakken loop, doen mijn voeten pijn... Ik haat de voet die gisteren pijn deed!!! Bij de schoenmaker krijgen hun schoenen nieuwe zolen Ik draag altijd hoge hakken! Hij kleedt zich ‘s ochtends aan. We kleden ons elke middag aan. Ik kleed me ‘s ochtends niet aan. Hij kleedde zich aan. Ik kleed me ‘s avonds aan. Hij heeft zich aangekleed. Hij had niets om aan te doen. Hij heeft iets om aan te trekken. Hier heerst de leegte... Zonder jou, alles is zinloos... Alhoewel het leven is zowiezo zo zinloos... Ik ben de enige - de liefde van jouw leven! Chip, weet heel wel dat ik ben de enige die jouw leven zo zinvol maakt, dus je blijft alles aan me geven... Ik ben de ware en je wilt geen ander! Ik ben altijd in jouw gedachten misschien... Geef me meer inzicht! We elkaar missen... Ik ben jouw alles en jij bent altijd de mijne! Ik weet dat ik zit in jouw hart - we hebben samen echte liefde! Ik wil en mis je om me heen... Ik zei niets dat iets verraadt! Zeg niets dat iets verraadt! En “paard” is het nieuwe scheldwoord van de eeuw! Ik haat mijn leven, maar ik kan niet mijn eigen leven nemen. Een leven zonder tijd... Wat is de relatie tussen tijd en afstand en plaats? Ik wil dit te exploreren! Waar? Ik zie geen wespen en spinnen... Vertel me de waarheid, weerwolf! ...je adem ruikt naar rotte rede... (rotte viskuit) Ik kan jouw vissenrede niet begrijpen. Hou je mond - je maakt me dol en je maakt me razend! Spreek niet met mij, tenzij je me de waarheid vertellen wil! Ik word knettergek van je! Ik haat de wereld - ik word stapelgek van hem! Het sprekt helemaal niet aan... Wij zijn twee sterkruiste liefhebbers zonder tijd om alle plaatsen te exploreren... Ik vond het niet zo heel lekker, omdat doerian mijn smaak niet is... Het moet de eerste keer zijn geweest... Ik ondervont zo sterk de lichamelijke gevolgen van honger... Dat ging ver voorbij ongemak... Ik wilde naar Zweden, maar het vliegtuig steeg op ongeveer drie-en-dertig minuten geleden... Ik kan honing niet eten. Ik heb nog nooit zoete woordjes gebruiken. Ik moet van voren af aan beginnen. Ik wil terug naar blij zijn... Ik ben The Dutch Duchess / The Dutchess! Nee, je kan niet zomaar onschuldige kuikentjes vermo0rden! Stop met het vervuilen van de planeet!!! De tulp is zo perfect! Ik heb geen motivatie... Ik heb de motivatie nodig. Ik ben slaperig... Ik piep / piepte / heb gepiept / had gepiept / zal piepen (piepen) Ik kraai / kraaide / heb gekraaid / had gekraaid / zal kraaien (kraaien) Ik kakel / kakelde / heb gekakeld / had gekakeld / zal kakelen (kakelen) Ik kwaak / kwaakte / heb gekwaakt / had gekwaakt / zal kwaken (kwaken) de kip en de haan het kuiken piept / piepte / heeft gepiept / had gepiept de kuikens piepen / piepten / hebben gepiept / hadden gepiept de haan kraait / kraaide / heeft gekraaid / had gekraaid de hanen kraaien / kraaiden / hebben gekraaid / hadden gekraaid de kip kakelt / kakelde / heeft gekakeld / had gekakeld de kippen kakelen / kakelden / hebben gekakeld / hadden gekakeld de eend kwaakt / kwaakte / heeft gekwaakt / had gekwaakt de eenden kwaken / kwaakten / hebben gekwaakt / hadden gekwaakt Ik ben vegetariër, maar ik ben vet... Ik ben ermee bezig... Ik was ermee bezig... X of x: U hebt gelijk over dat! Me: ...je hebt gelijk over dat... Het verhaal is zo leuk - ik vond het fascinerend... Dit is het verhaal dat vind ik fascinerend... Het is de manier om dat te zeggen... ...hij bekeek mij wat raar en zei toen... wat is dit? ...en ik zei... ik kan het je niet vertellen! Ik voel me verloren, denk ik... Ik voel me niet verloren. Ik voel me niet verlaten. Ik voel me echt. Ik voel me niet echt, want deze wereld lijkt niet echt...

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

Also, I am the only attractive being and the only lovable / loved being, and attraction means when one is naturally attracted / naturally drawn to the pure being - only we pure beings (me & my pure protectors aka the alphas) possess the rare quality attractiveness because we also possess the purity, which makes us an enjoyable presence, and my protectors are the only men / guys / lads / boys / swains etc and the only lovers / bfs / friends etc, and we are the opposite of humnz!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And one can also feel attracted to certain things and non-moving beings / elements of nature etc and languages etc... I realized that Dutch is one of the best languages, so I feel very attracted to Dutch (and to the other languages I’ve selected as a language I want to learn) and, in my case, I learn the language because I really like it and I like the pretty words etc and I want to use them in my lyrics / writings, and I also like to mix languages... So even though I also like to show off my language learning methods and knowledge, the main reason why I learn the language is because I want to learn it for all the pretty words and to understand without the English sub... Technically, there are many languages that I’m not really fluent in, but I know between 300 and 1.000 words in those languages (like German, French, Italian, Norwegian, Danish, Latin etc) and I am beginner level in Swedish, so I know over 1.000 words in Swedish... I learned over 2.500 - 3.000 new words in Dutch over the past 11 days, so I am now intermediate level in Dutch, and at this point I can form sentences and I can understand over 90 percent of what Dutch teachers say in Dutch with only the Dutch sub / without the English sub and I can also figure out the meaning of certain words because I know the other words in the sentence, so I guess I’m like upper intermediate level maybe, and I can even understand over 60 percent of the sentences in Afrikaans at this point only because I know over 3.500 words in Dutch, and these languages like Dutch and Afrikaans and Flemish and Frisian are like the same language with different dialects and the spelling a bit different (sort of like how Spanish and Portuguese are) so, if one knows Dutch, they will definitely understand the other 3 or at least most of the words / sentences... But today I mostly learned the Russian alphabet and spent most hours writing this type of comments showing off my fast language learning techniques, as I needed to take a break from learning Dutch for over 10 hours a day, anyway...

[@vivredanslaverite8799]

Study mandarin in Xinjiang reeducation camp would be the most effective way to learn Chinese

[@akileshjs3846]

Lol🤣🤣

[@olivius8891]

對

[@reconscout2238]

Yes the overseers motivate you very clearly

[@ZelieZazou]

I'm not so sure, it might actually be the best way to learn Uyghur, not Mandarin... Or maybe you'd learn both and kill two birds with one stone 😅

[@RussianWonder29]

As a French I like that you chose french police to describe underdeveloped countries 😂

[@ZelieZazou]

I'm French too and I laughed my head off when i saw that part 😂

[@adamphinx]

So you people know the horrible things french did in Africa

[@user-yk1ce8ri5p]

Pile le commentaire que je cherchais ! 😂 Cette vidéo est encore plus à propos maintenant que y'a 9 mois

[@auramaster13]

I am American but ethnically Korean. Sadly no one in Korea was ever the tiniest bit surprised by my ability to speak some Korean. If anything I was being judged for how poor I spoke my Korean. >.

[@yourmum69_420]

probably because you look Korean

[@retinazer9779]

@@yourmum69_420*are

[@aiocafea]

honestly i worked on my American until i reached foreign spy levels and all i get is people thinking i am an american monolingual beta until i speak my native language, and even then nobody does backflips! they are even less friendly when i tell them how i am undercutting their salary massively in industries they one day wish to work in with my low-pay buff with baguette language nobody gets shocked because i have the low-melanin skin installed which is apparently very common in france, plus they are scared of romanians and are quick to call gendarmes i should just learn 5 sentences in 普通话 so i can get compliments for the tiniest amount of effort to learn this immigrant's second or third language i will update you on how it goes

[@johnsMITHhhhhh88]

My language learning strategy is to read over a dictionary in the target language until I memorize all of them. Grammar is an issue with this strategy but you can usually just guess and try different word combinations until one sounds right. It can also be an issue doing this with multiple languages, but I get around this by deleting them from my brain once I have impressed locals in x-town so I can start over.

[@akiamini4006]

So true bruh that how i got around japanese

[@mrsteffen4692]

@@akiamini4006 This is mainly how I learned English. If you know many words in the language but isn't sure of the grammar and conjugative rules, you can indeed just guess and try to express yourself, people will get you even if they find it funny. Now, if you know the language rules but don't know words in the language, you're screwed, and that's honestly my main problem with English, since i don't live in an anglophone country, there's a lot of words related to furniture and day to day stuff that I still don't really know.

[@akiamini4006]

@@mrsteffen4692 exactly ! My parents were good with grammar terms and their rule in english but were lackin on vocab but i was the upside down of that and during highschool years managed to pull a fast one on grammar as well !

[@twelvesypermen2558]

I learned two European languages this way, at one point I was spewing out words after words without conjugation and grammar, it made perfect sense in my head, but I can imagine how it might have sounder to others

[@freyawyttthegoddessandchip7764]

I have the best language learning techniques - I can actually speak multiple languages and I am native speaker level in Spanish, and pretty fluent in Portuguese, and I’m also intermediate level in Dutch now after learning Dutch for only 11 days!

[@joshualieberman1059]

I have a Russian friend that mastered his English and Spanish in his 3.5 years in American prison he speaks like a native.

[@user-er9xc6mp7f]

Это был я.

[@gee8883]

This is possible

[@johnorsomeone4609]

The trick is not to give up. I followed tips 1 and 2 from the video above and am living testimony to their success. In 2014, I began learning a language by getting myself imprisoned in Venezuela and then dating several of the other inmates and a prison guard. Unfortunately, my target language was Urdu and there is surprisingly little diversity in your typical Venezuelan prison. Still, by leaning into the process, I was eventually able to seduce one of the prison guards and, in time, extort him for an extremely dense, introductory Urdu language book by threatening to expose our steamy affair to other members of the prison staff (he had some pretty weird kinks). Simultaneously, I was sleeping my way up the chain of command to Miguel, the kingpin of our prison’s largest gang. Enraged by my threats and humiliated by my deception, my former lover (the prison guard) openly threatened his intent to murder me before I could talk. But this had been my plan all along. I knew that the only place he could pull it off would be in my cell, away from the view of the other guards but, thanks to my gang connections, we were waiting for him. When he entered my cell, Miguel (my kingpin lover) and his entourage restrained the guard and I knocked him out using the Urdu book, and then robbed him. During the ensuing prison riot, Miguel and I and a few others escaped the prison, stole the guard’s chevy nova, and fled to Miguel’s sister’s house near the border of Colombia. Over the next few months we trekked west through untamed wilderness, studied Urdu together, and crossed the border on foot, finally reaching Bogotá in winter of 2019. It was there that Miguel, who had developed an infection in the jungle, finally fell to his illness. To this day, you can find a simple grave on the outsikirts of Bogotá marked only with a crude, uncarved headstone, and a thick, slightly blood-stained introductory Urdu book. What a man. Anyway, I returned to the States in 2020 and have been auditing Urdu classes at a community college nearby; I’m honestly getting pretty good! Sure, this technique requires some effort and some sacrifice but the results are, in my opinion, undeniable. The trick is just not to give up.

[@binnetlover2swag]

this was absolutely amazing. you really can't lose with the power of Urdu

[@thomasinepollard5593]

😂😂😂😂

[@voccapoei]

niiiigggggaa pleaasseee

[@josekaz]

I'm from Venezuela and I know this is false. All the prison kingpins are elected by the government and are public figures, I check and none of them are called Miguel

[@endormaster2315]

Nice writing skills

[@xvhonglei4105]

I'm learning japanese on duolingo, it has kept me repeating "cat","tea","school" ... etc for one week

[@TheDanchezz]

in Russian prison you'll have to learn the "prison tongue" dialect of Russian

[@reddoren]

fenya

[@damedane5981]

Иди помой посуду

[@deutschmitpurple2918]

I love Russian language

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Probably that's true about the majority of natural languages.

[@SviatoslavKaverin]

Don't go to Russian prison ever.

[@rameni]

My uncle tried the prison method in Mexico. It worked very well

[@VianoMusicAcademy]

I dated a girl in Mexico having spoken Spanish for one day. She dumped me because I couldn’t speak Spanish 😂

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

Dang man. She should have taught you instead of just jet.She's the kinda girl who will never be satisfied with anyone so you doged a bullet there.

[@muzafferturhan]

As a man i can confirm language learning i am attracted to him is very easy in 2016

[@mayyr835]

r/ihadastroke

[@StomachAcid]

When I was in 5th grade, I tried to learn Japanese on my own. And, well, I actually did listen to those really long videos at night while I slept. They did not work very well, unfortunately. I think they kind of helped when I listened to them while I was awake. I stopped learning Japanese after a year because I was like, 10, and I kind of lost interest. But, the experience was still fun. I'm glad I found out about those videos. I wonder, do you have any advice for people who are still in school?

[@user-er9xc6mp7f]

Есть совет: дети, вас не научат видео-изучения языка на ночь!😂

[@deutschmitpurple2918]

I really love Asian languages. For example, Japanese, Chinese, Korean etc. But it is so hard to learn

[@iCrimzon]

If youre in school just ask your parents for money so you can buy learning apps and courses

[@myomalosza]

skip school

[@StomachAcid]

@@myomalosza Well, I really like school!

[@darshanparmar32]

This is first video I'm watching of yours and liked it and subscribed you, this is epic. All the methods are true and accurate

[@divemylollol6152]

Thanks this is so helpful !

[@doyomsoonaexol3654]

اتمنى أن تستمر بالتحدث عن اللغات بشكل عام احب هذا النوع من الفيديوهات،استمر👏🏻

[@bilal_mirai]

الجميل انه لا يدرس فقط اللغه بل يدرس ثقافتها أيضا.

[@desiqti]

@@bilal_mirai 🤣 الحمد لله انه لا يدرس الدين

[@BroomieHERE]

@@desiqti ليه؟

[@razerx76]

@@desiqti bro really thanked God that someone is not studying a religion, how that shi even work 💀

[@honiahakaa]

@@razerx76 أستغفر الله

[@realemperorkuzco]

As a Dihyperpolyglottal Monoxide myself, these methods are tame compared to breaking the Geneva Conventions to learn the language of aggression and hate.

[@phos4us]

Great techniques! I’ll definitely try some of these.

[@FeatherPhoenix]

i actually accidentally ended up dating a native speaker of the language i wanna learn so YAY! also he's a great person and makes me really happy and my heart melt, which is a nice plus, aside from the main focus which is using him to learn russian.

[@barrackobama2216]

Another good one is playing a video game with your target language on, especially if its a social game where you must communicate to win. If it seems too hard at first just play some of it in your language to understand the general objectives, roles, slang, code and jargon of the game.

[@akiamini4006]

Ah yes play the sussy game

[@belstar1128]

And then they will insult you when you make a minor typo.

[@pwrsocket]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3TJipxta5hnqLegi link to the clip… thank me later

[@sinistarz0253]

I know what you mean. Yeah I did it, it’s a good way to improve your target language. That’s what I did with English

[@doomood]

I always love those random Québec swears like at 3:53

[@rohitchaoji]

3:11 is the best Polyglot joke I have heard so far

[@StomachAcid]

Another one that I found out works for me is using music, songs, and TV. I found it helpful to listen to songs I like in my target languages, search up the lyrics, and find out what they mean. I think that's a great way to learn new words in their contexts. It also makes it easier to remember!

[@user-er9xc6mp7f]

В музыке английский я бы не стал. Там максимально его ломают, коверкают

[@defectivepikachu4582]

@@user-er9xc6mp7f wdym. whats so confusing about taking the wock to poland

[@belstar1128]

I listen to my target languages all the time expect for when i am sleeping right now i am both listening to a polish podcast and Japanese music at the same time.

[@calcio437]

I Learned C# and C++ and Java and JavaScript, so learning languages is easy :)🤡😅🤦‍♂️🤓🤣🤣

[@zesk6718]

I knew American and then I learned English, Australian, Canadian, and new zealandian in 2 DAYS. I am better than language simp

[@The-Dev-Ninja]

want to be a gigachad simp? bro learn *regex* , I bet you if you survive

[@calcio437]

@@zesk6718 yeah you get the joke :) once yiu learn one language, you basically learned all the other languages (with very minimal changes)

[@zKBTuran]

i learned turkish azerbaijanian english russian japanese C and javascript 🗿

[@sekrasoft]

When you speak C++, you definitely can speak all the natural languages. YoU sTill; this understAnd''' But copmilEr wouldn't tolerate wrong word order or a missing letter or one extra punctuation mark. Human languages are much simpler to speak.

[@haytumak137]

About the military one. It's worth mentioning that realistically only a few of those languages are commonly taught there based in what the military currently needs. Main ones people learn now are Chinese, Russian, Korean, Pashto, Farsi, and a few others I forgot. But yeah.

[@isnisse3896]

Mr. Simp, could you do a livestream saying each word in a dictionary. Since im hella biased i will say you should pick the danish one

[@renataintanova9011]

His pronounciation is good 👍👍.. Maybe when he said "belajar", he speaks like most of american people doing. Respect for him.. 🙏🙏

[@user-er9xc6mp7f]

Как носитель русского языка, я скажу: "МОЙ ПОСУДУ БЛЯТЬ!"

[@extratrois]

Wrong flag, thats monaco

[@renataintanova9011]

@@user-er9xc6mp7f I am sorry 🙏🙏 i just impressed with his effort 🙏🙏

[@renataintanova9011]

@@extratrois Thanks for your correct 👍👍

[@funtranslation-egar4470]

Especially in arabic i can say he has improved alot .. harrrrraaaam 😁 _________ Read from right to left start from the last word : (End reading)✋lennahc ym kcehc , soediv cibara detalsnart ynnuf evisulcxe roF 👈(begin reading)

[@Oncracc]

Holy sh*t i was surprised when i heard Language Simp swearing in Quebecois out of nowhere. His prononciation was really perfect!

[@tommyhuffman7499]

Holy cow. You floored me with method number one😂😂😂😂😂

[@honeyinglune8957]

His comedic delivery is on point

[@Culversion]

my uncle was arrested in saudi arabia because he bit off another person's nipple off now he's probably fluent in arabic

[@user-wc2oi9cu2h]

Thanks! It was very informative for me. I could understand more what polyglot is like now.. And French looks like a language that can put you to pretty tricky situations. Hahaha.

[@phrog8138]

3:36 that's....unironically good advice

[@Curseddimension]

Those Québec swears around 3:50 were amazing, took me by surprise!

[@angelaox8549]

Can you make a short video speaking Greek, since I'm from Greece?

[@dustincrum1]

I don't think he speaks Greek I know he speaks russian Danish and Arabic but I don't think he ever said all the languages he actually speaks

[@alexandermagnus82]

Former DLI student here. My stomach still hurts from all the dictionaries I was forced to eat at gunpoint

[@BryanAJParry]

I love this channel!!!

[@user-xe5sc2gc4v]

Я уважаю тебя за то что ты выучил наш язык , не каждый не может это сделать

[@Cuticatie]

i used the old-fashioned ways of learning a new foreign language, i.e., using a dictionary (bilingual) and then move on to a monolingual dictionary. Then, I watch favorite videos in my target language. It worked wonder for me.

[@Bestik93]

Шок контент. Сейчас учу английский и ютуб рекомендовал твой канал после просмотра разных роликов про изучения инглиша)) А вообще красавчик! Так держать. Успехов в полиглотстве. П.с. Надеюсь поймёшь что я тут написал :) привет из Москвы )

[@memesyashi1615]

Привет из улан удэ

[@thatonesqueakerkid4975]

you should make a tutorial on how to learn American as fast as possible cause I have already mastered the Canadian dialect

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

Thanks for tips Lol I improved my language skill alot советую вам использовать эти способы

[@haru-chan8762]

As an indian i would vote for you in a heartbeat

[@haru-chan8762]

Modiji should consider him as a Foreign minister

[@soumen_pradhan]

He wants to be president, so your vote wouldn't help.

[@googleuser4203]

Wa Alaykum al salam brother! Hope you have a wonderful day.

[@Maxime_K-G]

Honestly that first one could help me a lot with my Norwegian. I've heard the prisons there are nice as well.

[@sournois90]

serious comment, I was really sad before this video, thank you for posting and making my day better

[@SzczeryPoliglota]

Dating is way to extreme for me. I'm glad you've included it.

[@ryanwallace8219]

Instructions unclear- I am now on death row in a Saudi Arabian prison, and still can't speak Arabic

[@Ocean_Forever]

Many of us Indians, are like born trilingual 😂 We can speak our regional language, Hindi is taught to us by cartoons (now agree with me that's true) and American is usually taught in schools

[@gee8883]

But most indians are not functionally fluent in spoken /written Hindi. Most cant make a 2 minute speech without using English phrases or throwing whole English sentences in the middle. There are not many up-to-date publications of monthly journals/ books in the language. It seems Hindi is mainly used for bollywood movies / songs and entertainment /ancient religious texts. Not even full-range textbooks are written in Hindi for primary to high school students . Court/ hospital/ bank documents are not in Hindi only in English. How come a language used by 500 million people stopped developing ? Languages such as Uzbek/ Azerbaijani are more functional languages with official usage in every branch of government ( schools/ publications) than Hindi. Uzbekistan/ Azerbaijan somehow managed to revive their language just in 30 years of independence.

[@Ocean_Forever]

@@gee8883 bro the first fact that you are saying that many people throw English phrases and sentences in between, are not because they don't know hindi or like English has taken over India. It's that they are usually trying to show off. That's it!! Idk, why many Indians think that Haha English, I know English, I am so Gentleman, I am King of England. In fact some of my classmates are like dat🤣

[@atheist_ghost]

व्हाट्स योर मदर टंग 😂😂😂??

[@Cuticatie]

@@Ocean_Forever You would be surprised that in my previous workplace, many Indian people actually prefer to speak English and throw English phrases in-between their sentences. Either they didn't know enough Hindi, or trying to show off (which I was sure it was not the case).

[@isapu1948]

Moroccan dialect, Arabic fusha, French and you might also add Spanish, German or English depending on where you are Mind you, this is an ideal scenario coming from someone who went to private school

[@whatisthisnewfeaturehandle]

Language Chicken is my favourite game. I learned American as a baby playing this with my dad.

[@acupofcoffee.please]

As a German (with a Finnish mother) who actually joined the Finnish military mostly to learn the language... i approve

[@maxenedits]

Lmao I'm Finnish and learning German right now

[@CroissantBlocfruit]

Thank you,i can now learn AASL and north korean korean and palestinian arabic

[@SviatoslavKaverin]

2:53 I love his Russian sketches

[@chriss3030]

Total immersion works for some, but not for everyone. Although it usually helps if the one learning already knows enough to communicate with people and buy food etc. Cause it can take a really long time to be successful using total immersion without the necessary connection between the vocabulary and grammar you are already familiar or a master of, and the language you want to learn. Learning a language in prison would have limited vocabulary, that may not be applicable in other aspects of life unless you become a movie star and do a prison movie in that language or become an author writing books and dazzling the reader with your survival skills and knowledge of various languages you picked up while Globetrotting from prison to glorious prison. However it will turn into the see and say method. Which will be useful to a beginner. This is because prisoners usually repeat easy to learn phrases over and over again. Also starting a conflict in a prison where you are new to the customs and the language could potentially be the most thrilling experience of your life. Similar to skiing down a mountain blindfolded. Keep moving forward eventually you will come full circle. By that point the entire world should be speaking American.

[@LiaamNguuyen]

0:18 he really said luodingo

[@gabbarsingh955]

My wife is Turkish Muslim and I am an Indian Christian. We have often been confused with each other's languages but at last, we understand each other.

[@user-sd3kq4ls7n]

How stupid do you think we are? Singh is sikh.

[@gabbarsingh955]

@@user-sd3kq4ls7n I was Sikh before but in 1960 my grandpa changed religion to Christianity in Goa.

[@ashyuu.]

as a filipino, I also find it difficult to say words that I grew up with especially when words like "nakakapagpapagabag"😅..

[@andyarken7906]

That's most likely a valid prefix. Or it means "to be being able to turn someone into a bag".

[@stellamortem9434]

Bloody brilliant as always bro, just a tiny correction u can just say "une mine" no need for the "terrestre"

[@Grantonioful]

Woah you got me with your Quebec swears there bud. What the câlisse indeed.

[@maxvonmercury2410]

The Army is actually pulling the interpreter job. And for the cryptologic linguist, you have to take a test called the DLAB. So if you suck at learning a language in the first plane, like me, the Army is not the place. Although if you do pass the DLAB the language course is very good!

[@mokhtaralesayi2077]

I learned Arabic when I was 2, and I'm still learning.

[@SSad-hy7we]

Finally! Some real language learning tips!

[@user-xw9ji6ny3p]

unironically this is good advice for learning a language

[@edboss36]

2:43 Best scene hahahahahaha

[@ggletsgo14hjk6]

I am from malaysia and I understand Indonesian

[@auntypha5958]

big ups to this channel. fucking hilarious.

[@marcosss3O]

JAJAJAJAJJA dios mio, con solo ver un video tuyo me suscribo. Un genio de la comedia ajsja

[@kpaenen]

Think of it the other way. Becoming a citizen of France unlocks the Schengen DLC, which lets you explore most of enlightened YUROP at no extra cost.

[@artyom6654]

it was the best "Помой посуду, блять" like native

[@Osirion16]

3:54 wtf I was not expecting that LMFAO greetings from quebec :)

[@FocusedonChange]

For just a basic start I used Linguitive App it's quite helpful for a beginner like me.

[@ahyesempiresandhermitcraft6825]

7:16 it's time

[@sheesh3178]

"It's not cheating it's just dating multiple people at the same time" 💀

[@fanaticofmetal]

It's not dying it's just not living

[@jannepeltonen2036]

"without them knowing about the existence of others"

[@PC_Simo]

8:45 As a Finn, who doesn’t know the first thing about Indonesian, except that it’s (probably) written in the American alphabet, I can confirm that your Indonesian was totally pure and accent-free.

[@Rambek]

Cóż za dezynwoluta. Best regards from Poland!

[@W1A0]

2:05 me who knows spanish

[@W1A0]

@Smokey that he likes doing stuff with his cousins

[@breezy8133]

If this man joined the military we'd be done for

[@breezy8133]

:O nice we got 3 likes

[@eb.3764]

when he mixed three different spanish accents in one phrase. love that

[@peterstrianus1790]

I tried most of these methods. They work. 100% facts.

[@Qmdkajhc]

7:15 We’re waiting

[@theworstnamingyouveseen]

Sorry I don't have much time, cause I'm in a prison now. Thanks for the tips, bruv! Never been as happy as I am right now

[@Coen80]

I did the #2. Emigrating to Greece. Now I speak : Dutch English Greek German French , une petite peu. :P

[@helenemorgenstern9110]

I've spent 23 years in Russian prison and now I know the wonderful words "параша" and "фраер". I definetely recomend!

[@schwartzehai6418]

Превью меня убило, ахах. Теперь ты не сможешь скрыться от Дуо.

[@Paguo]

Thanks

[@Hellenicheavymetal]

I can never tell if youre serious or not. That's why I find you so funny.

[@talhaimran9368]

4:09 "Persian farsi = discount Arabic" (50% OFF) urdu= discount arabic (70% OFF).

[@DonUpon_]

7:14 Well now he has 1.13M.

[@anonwhyz]

i'm seeingthe world in a completeley different perspetive now, thanks Language 👍

[@Kayzblog]

0:19 "Luodingo" I get the joke😂

[@daniplays9124]

3:33 agreed LMAO