Most Useless Items in D&D

I guide you through all the starting equipment.

[@Runesmith]

I didn't mention it in the video, but the glue takes 1 minute to set. It's very important to mention. Edit: Also, to combat the INSANE amount of responses this video is getting, there are a lot of good ideas. Especially pranks. But... it's not worth the legendary title and the base cost of at least 50,000 gold.

[@nanchoparty]

WELL SHIT. MY TARRASQUE IDEA IS OUT OF THE QUESTION...

[@Pomlithe]

Runesmith Can you explain the hat thing? It went over my head. g-get it

[@Runesmith]

@@Pomlithe Look at my reply to "Who Knows", it's pinned and in detail.

[@Pomlithe]

Runesmith Thanks, man! Sorry for not being too observant. :P

[@erincon9421]

- Glue a door shut - Cover chairs with it - Sticky bombs (any incendiary coupled with a sparking or flaming cantrip) - Glue coins on the streets - Glue weapons to racks and scabards - Stick carriage wheels - Literally any trickster prank you can plan out

[@steirqwe7956]

"Sovereign glue is useless i hate it" - words of a man who never glued 2 unconscious goblins together.

[@theunicornwar7589]

*glue someone to the ground*

[@alexanderlucard4810]

My group once picked a fight with a dangerous monster who had a grapple attack. It would grab you, then roll a check to “eviscerate” the next turn. I failed that roll, and promptly got my head cut off. While the party was trying to figure out what to do, expecting I’d have to make a new character, my friend and absolute mad lad suggesting gluing my head back in place with sovereign glue so they could raise dead. The GM allowed it and now my character perpetually has a line of glue across his neck.

[@theunicornwar7589]

@@alexanderlucard4810 I love it

[@TheHornedKing_27]

Hahahahaha ok I have to do that

[@gwest3644]

I guess, but sovereign glue is a friggin’ *legendary item*. It has the same rarity as a heckin’ *ring of three wishes*.

[@bernardli9514]

"Buy Oil" *america has joined the dnd table*

[@BlackV1ruZ]

Nah America would just bring democracy to the starting items table and take the oil

[@butcanyoudothis3320]

@@BlackV1ruZ I hope America leaves the oil and Russia takes over everything and they can deal with that instead of everyone relying on America to be the peacekeepers of the world

[@kana22693]

You're falling for the "wars are fought over oil" propaganda, the truth is that we're actually bombing all of these third world countries for the sake of Israel. I mean we haven't actually extracted oil from a single country that we bombed. Not from Afghanistan, not from Iraq, not from Yemen and certainly not from Vietnam. So where does this US=oil grabbers meme come from? Personally I think it's state propaganda designed to hide the fact that we're essentially a mercenary country fighting for Israel.

[@Sgt-Wolf]

🎵 AMERICA FUCK YEAH🎵 🎵HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH🎵

[@davidjarkeld2333]

@Edward Armstrong - I guess you haven't heard of the Afghan oil pipeline? The Iraq oils fields and the strategic position of Yemen who's pirates threaten the tanker sea lanes.

[@woodrobin]

"An immortal lich who spawns within ten feet of their hat." So, basically, Frosty the Snowman.

[@RomaraAhallow]

Hello new campaign idea.

[@longc35]

This is wonderful.

[@amateurhoudinilallo4391]

*INVEST*

[@guyvingelli9046]

I’m here to teach you “The Meaning of Christmas”.

[@Kayledon777]

LMAO

[@abnnizzy]

"Most Useless Items in D&D" turned into "Most Useful Items in D&D" real fast.

[@viviblue7277]

I mean oil is super powerful against undead. Most undead are either weak to bludgeoning first or both so you know use oil.

[@wizzlewazzle9202]

@@viviblue7277 false

[@viviblue7277]

@@wizzlewazzle9202 you’re right that was more of a thing in older editions. Shame but at least chucking oil at skeletons is still a valid strategy in the early levels. Oil in general is good at level 1 if you want to lawyer object interactions so you can chuck flaming flasks at people and therefore not having to both to ignite it. A 1d4+5 weapon is very acceptable for a thrown weapon fighter build especially early on.

[@viviblue7277]

@@wizzlewazzle9202 also wow this video is a blast from the past rare that I get a reply on something 9 months old.

[@BlackOctoberFox]

Runesmith in worst items: Healer's Kit is basically useless just get a cleric to learn Spare the Dying. Runesmith in worst cantrips: Spare the Dying is useless, just take the Healer feat and grab a Healer's Kit. Wut.

[@LukeLavablade]

Healer Feat tho

[@feartheghus]

This whole operation was your idea!

[@yeenmachine206]

In other words do both

[@aidenleason9476]

you don't even need the healer's feat. The kit can just instantly stabilize someone

[@infinite6163]

Excuse me wut.

[@CaptainPrincess]

a very important use for sovereign's glue letting a wizard stick increasing numbers of star and moon stickers to his robe and wizard hat this is VITAL

[@Niemandzockt]

Well needle and yarn could do that too sooo... lets you put stickers on the knights's platemail or leave a "kick me" sticky note

[@richardfarrer5616]

Spelling out "Wizzard"

[@speedy01247]

attaching horns to a helmet to make it "authentic viking"

[@alice-channel3822]

@@richardfarrer5616 "Wizzard"

[@Tengu125]

@@speedy01247 I can't tell if you're sarcastic.

[@eimillian216]

You buy books to piss off the DM, it forces them to either come up with a book's name and story, or just give you a book.

[@timwill4379]

Ok your book title is How to Bottom Without Pain or Stains.

[@eimillian216]

@@timwill4379 are you a divination wizard? Because god damnit that was a good use of a fourth level spell slot.

[@timwill4379]

@@eimillian216 The one and only Tokus the Blunt. Toker of the hobbit leaf and divination wizard at your serves.

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

My player rummaged through a bookcase in an abandoned house once (they were sent there to exterminate the rats if i remember correctly, their first missions were rat exterminations) i gave them the Lusty Argonian Maid volume 1 to 3 :D

[@eimillian216]

@@firebladeentertainment5739 was it the full ones via mod or the base game volumes

[@koboldparty4708]

Crowbars have always been high priority for my group. If we start naked on a deserted island, and see a pile of clothes next to us and a crowbar watched by a venomous snake, we get the crowbar first. Death is fleeting, crowbars are eternal.

[@StarWindEnergin]

I literally stopped playing a puzzle game because the character in the game left his crowbar behind after using it to solve a puzzle. You dropped your crowbar? Drop yourself and pick that shit up!

[@theuncalledfor]

Get the clothes to create a makeshift whip to shoo away the snake without getting in biting range. The crowbar is now no longer watched unless the DM is either a dick, or doesn't understand animal behaviour, or both.

[@ivorymantis1026]

The best use for sovereign glue is to glue a gold piece to the pavement.

[@joeyjohnson9586]

Lol

[@sofialaya596]

god that's so good for goblins!

[@Lunarcano]

Actually i heated It and used as a torture Tool , like... In the eyes of the enemies... Am i a physco?

[@masonreuter4857]

This is the best thing ever

[@mininut4284]

@@Medowokha-bp5lq good thing your bought oil

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

Glue allows you to stick an evil wizard's spellbook together in a stealth mission making him unable to spellcast

[@deathburn4329]

Order of scribes wizards can fully replace a spellbook in a short rest

[@danielshilvock2312]

@@deathburn4329 Yeah, but that's still an hour without spells, more than enough time to kill the evil wizard (or whatever the plans are for the wizard)

[@FredDino]

Micarta is the best

[@spacetrainbaby3737]

@@danielshilvock2312 well, even if it didnt set properly, it would still mud up the pages and make it almost unusable, significantly helping you in the battle

[@JacksonOwex]

Pretty sure he could still cast, even after using all of his slots he just wouldn't be able CHANGE the spells he has prepared for the day until he got a new book, also NPC wizards are HIGHLY likely to have extra copies lying around and more hidden somewhere to prevent this, and if they don't they shouldn't be wizards because having extra spell books is just smart like wizards should be

[@draconex1]

Portable battering ram, in my party his name is Johnny, he is a dragonborn palladian who has 20 strength

[@Avocado7765]

I don’t play dnd and I don’t know what that means but wow that sounds like super strong.

[@draconex1]

@@Avocado7765 20 is the max strength a PC can have

[@jacobyullman5005]

@@draconex1 Unless of course you have a strength of 20 before reading a 'Manual of Gainful Excersize'. Or if you wear any Belt of Giant Strength. Or gods forbid you manage to get a hold of the 'Gauntlets of Ogre Power', 'Belt of Storm (or Cloud) Giant Strength', and 'The Hammer of Thunderbolts'. Get those 3 items together and attune to them, you got yourself a strength score of 30.

[@draconex1]

@@jacobyullman5005 that does sound fun Imma have to save that idea for my next barbarian

[@jacobyullman5005]

@@draconex1 Cool, glad you like it. And hey, if you manage to get up to level 18 with a strength score that high, Indomitable Might will just let any strength check be a 30, you dont even have to roll. Have fun beating dragons in arm wrestling matches.🤣

[@sonicfan4511]

The oil rant reminds me of when I was Dming a campaign where the general plot was basically fantasy zombie apocalypse in a world that had barely recovered from some previous apocalypse. When intercepting a horde of undead headed to a nearby village, they bought a ton of oil to make massive fire trap. They also wanted to buy holy water and one asked if they can mix the two. After a short discussion the cleric asked "Can we just bless the oil like we would water?". The game wasn't too serious so I allowed it. Long story short an indead horde got annhilated by a massive amoumt of holy fire.

[@doctorsammy883]

Reminds me of the time when I made a level 1 cleric who could theoretically one shot Tiamat. How? 3 things: 1. A barrel 2. One drop of holy water 3. Create or Destroy Water Using the one drop of holy water as the material component for the spell you can, within a couple long rests, fill a 40 gallon barrel with holy water. Holy water comes by the flask which is described as carrying 1 pint. With the conversation you have 320 pints dealing 640D6 radiant. Tiamat’s max hp being 900 and barrels average damage being 2,240. Yeah I don’t like her chances.

[@somegoodsoup7008]

*BURN IN HOLY FIRE*

[@namidawhamida5958]

Holy oiI is a thing according to what I searched up

[@LordDawnWreaver]

"Poof, nothing more then a pile of ash" - Bofur

[@victormedina1600]

​@@doctorsammy883 The real question here is how do you plan to deliver the payload? If you've got that figured out, then this might work!

[@justafellerwithnoprofilepi4546]

“Bruh this is so useless” *_proceeds to make himself immortal with said useless item_*

[@arekkrol9758]

first you need to make phylactery

[@cubicengineering4715]

@@arekkrol9758 "Now store bought may not suit your needs so I would suggest home made, and that's what I'm going to show you today! ...."

[@speedy01247]

imagine someone saying super glue is useless cause it takes to long to set.

[@ericromano4028]

@@speedy01247 Well, yeah, but that also it cost about $300,000 for that little tiny tube.

[@jaxryz_380]

Eric Romano I thought you said lube the first time and I imagined a halfling using it for just that... 😂

[@deusvult4084]

Bag of 1000 ball bearings + thunderwave = bootleg shotgun

[@Tank1711]

Think it would work with thunderbolt? 😂😂

[@deusvult4084]

@@Tank1711 Unfortunately, I don't think thunderbolt works like that. I don't think it has any knockback.

[@Tank1711]

@@deusvult4084 ah I get it now, my bad aha I'm new to 5e still and I'm currently playing my first spell caster so im still learning 😂 thanks for the info though, definitely going to try this

[@deusvult4084]

@@Tank1711 1 other thing: bags of holding can hold about 500lbs and dump their entire load if you turn them inside out. Fill one with knives and find a high place for some steel rain. Or just all ball bearings to make an entire dungeon trip.

[@Tank1711]

@@deusvult4084 I did one back in Pathfinder where I had a bag of holding full of alchemists fire.. flew over an enemy army (was a siege battle) and upended it. Ended up wiping a large chunk of the enemy out with one turn

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

As for soverign glue, glue your halfling wizard to your goliath. Goliath get's a small, constant friend, and Halfling gets a constant bodyguard. Do it while both are asleep for maximum effectiveness.

[@outbreakperfected9374]

Counter-Point: you can use sovereign glue to permanently stick a wooden phallus to the paladin's forehead while he's sleeping; which automatically makes it one of the best magic items in the game.

[@AquaticMessiah]

Instructions unclear, bought all the oil now the entire US military is in my campaign

[@OfDaSouth]

SSJ Rose Jake underrated comment

[@dynamicworlds1]

See you bought the petroleum oil. That's your issue If you had bought all the olive oil like was shown in the video you would have Romans instead.

[@novaiscool1]

I think you meant you are now the US military's campaign.

[@aleksanderk6765]

congrats, you won the comments!

[@tomc.5704]

Working as intended.

[@six-fingeredjimmy6977]

Important note with Sovereign Glue: It is, no matter how you look at it, not worth the price. However, you ahve to ask yourself why is it so expensive? It harkens back to 3.5 (The system where ideas like the unkillable lich were more common due to more source books leading to unintended but extremely creative and fun interactions. Biggest example is the so called "locate city bomb" which wipes out all commoners and low-level creatures in a 10+ mile radius of you at level 10+.) In 3.5, sovereign glue was a reasonably cheap item, not the cheapest in existence, but affordable enough that players could fool around with it. many ideas that were created because of this are still some of the best uses for sovereign glue even in 5e. some of these include: -Gluing structures to the back of colossal beasts to make mobile cities and siege engines that sustain themselves -Making small flying vehicles using decanters of endless water and the glue -Use a sheet of adamantine (for cheapos) or a thick adamantine plug (pricer, but sturdier) with a hole in it to create powerful water-cutting effects using a decanter of endless water ("geyser" being pushed through a pin hole = uber-strong pressure washer) -Permanently seal dangerous dungeons -Emergency repairs on boats/air ships (Poke a hole in the side? Plug it with anything and apply glue) -Covert operations, allowing you to disable doors, siege engines, vehicles, or any other object which requires moving parts or being picked up to use (easier to sneak withe a 2oz bottle of glue than 20lbs of explosives) -Form the glue itself into shapes. The way the glue works in 3.5 heavily implies it is indestructible once hardened with the only exception of Universal Solvent (a 50gp magic item, but not one commonly carried). This means that once it hardens into whatever shape it is, it becomes an indestructible object, if you can't find a use for that then I can't help you. Most common example is creating makeshift but better Carbon-Fiber Shields with cloth/paper and the stuff, in my groups at least With such theoretical uses, wizards decided that they couldn't make ti too cheap. In 5e, they wanted to make some of the more game-breaking connotations of the item (i.e., indestructible items. why use a portable hole and a bag of holding when you can just COAT your Phalactery in the stuff and make it nigh indestructible?) more difficult to attain. However, the fame of the item as a classic made them avoid just cutting it. As such, they stuck it somewhere that no one will ever use it, the Legendary list. It's an item the emphasizes creativity, but the value fo creativity is getting powerful effects from cheap items, not making expensive items worth their cost, so it just became undeniably overpriced.

[@averageplayers5288]

Thanks for sharing! This was fun to learn about

[@tergartcunninghan2013]

An interesting idea came up during a session...if one chucked a full vial of the glue down a dragons throat, would it not theoretically suffocate and die? The glue could in theory be used for combat in that light

[@CrimsonCeltCherokee]

@@tergartcunninghan2013 one of my party members trick the Big Bad into drinking the stuff and he suffocated to death after a minute.

[@TheTriforceDragon]

@@tergartcunninghan2013 Assuming the dragon doesn't immediately realize that you chugged something downs it throat and forces whatever the dragon equivalent of a gag reflex is to vomit it out before it hardens. Still might buy you a round while it vomits all over.

[@lorekeeper685]

@@TheTriforceDragon its magical glue it can't vomit it

[@stevenoneil8563]

I feel like acid flasks have one amazing use: it's one of the best things to use as ammunition for the Catapult spell. Level 1 spell suddenly does 3d8 bludgeoning, 2d6 acid, and the acid is an AoE.

[@abiggs4828]

Acid does what fire can’t. Iron lock or bars got you down? Can’t fireball your way outta this one? Acid vial

[@rodolfocampanatres3862]

Goddamn man! That's actually an amazing idea! Imagining an Artificer playing around with that idea

[@coolgreenbug7551]

@@rodolfocampanatres3862 It seems that the worse use for acid would be trying to kill someone with it. Unless you spend your life savings on a pool of it

[@rodolfocampanatres3862]

@@coolgreenbug7551that's so true!

[@justafan9206]

I'm new here, what's AoE?

[@MegaMawileTheNommer]

"Lanterns, because everyone has darkvision" **Laughs in color coded puzzle tiles and moderate DC to be detected traps!**

[@charlesjones1535]

Yep, not many people realise what dark vision actually means, also the direct implication of the description is that they can't see well and enemies should get advantage to sneak up on them...

[@Type_blazenil]

*laughs in being the least listened to but best at puzzles*

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

'but my explorer pack has torches, I'll just do that.' Yeah, and if you fail a check it releases a flamable gas. Have fun with the effects of Firebolt

[@snake698]

A sword that does emotional damage, a coconut shell that makes the wielder sound like a horse when moving, a dice with no numbers but when you roll it it screams the number at full volume

[@atomsorcerer8356]

I want that last one as an actual thing irl

[@snake698]

@@alexross1816 No, got it from a pocket dimension owned by a lich. The lich seemed to be some kind of a weird collector with many useless magic items, like a small bulleye window to a random location of the water plane (pretty to look through, but useless)

[@danielneu6230]

@@alexross1816 Nice Reference!

[@prestonjones1653]

*In Karloman's Shoppe of Oddities* Paladin: Wtf are these blank dice doing here? *rolls dice* Dice: FFFFIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!

[@westindonnell]

This is the essentials kit. I need it

[@DragonaxFilms]

One of my players looked at his equipment list a second time. He's starting to get ideas and I'm worried.

[@an_ordinary_goose]

Good, he's planning to make things interesting for you ;)

[@marioanothlp]

If he starts looking for things like gunpowder and stuff used to create bombs, run.... My character buys basically anything and makes bombs out of it. ANYTHING! That bell? Slap some longer string on the bomb and time it well with the bell and you have an auditory alluring proximity mine. That poison vial? Makes anyone panic if it just fucking explodes in your face, covering you from top to bottom.... antitoxin as well. Then I found the Component puch.... My Party fears my character to this day because of it. Your Non-Magic Equipment list is useless? Nah man, that's your AMMOLIST.

[@djbrouwer7712]

@@marioanothlp just wait till they discover alcohol is explosive while in a party with a dwarf carrying a keg of it.

[@marioanothlp]

@@djbrouwer7712 Since the adventure of the best dwarven tavern in the lands and one brawl in which my character, who tried alcohol for the first time, was smashed, got annoyed and threw a bomb in there, they know....and my character knows :) oh and the tavern owner too....

[@crystalthunderheart8895]

Mix all the liquids together and Chuck it at the nearest enemy

[@DigitalEWhore]

One of my friends built a character who had an addiction to ball bearings. The dm approved a homebrew item that was a bottomless pouch, except nothing could enter or leave it under any circumstances unless it was ball bearings. The weight never changed no matter what (the dm wanted to see how far his addiction would go) so he eventually had like 250,000 ball bearings and would find an excuse to use them any time

[@imaloony8]

Here's an item I swear by: Chalk. I know it sounds weird, but hear me out. It's incredibly cheap (1 copper piece per stick), it's incredibly light (doesn't even have a listed weight in the PHB), and it's just useful. It writes on lots of surfaces in case you need to communicate without speaking, leave a message for someone, mark your path, plan an attack, whatever. You can also grind it up and make a nice powder. Stick it in a glass bottle and you have a nice ranged splash weapon to cover an invisible enemy who's giving you trouble. This should go without saying, but if you don't have a dagger, BUY A DAGGER. I don't care if you're a wizard, or anyone who doesn't typically fight close up. Even if in-character you would never fight with a knife, still buy it. Because it's just a super useful tool (as well as being cheap and light!). Skin animals, cut ropes, carve wood... it's great! And if you do ever need it in combat, it makes a serviceable weapon in a pinch, and you can even use it as a ranged weapon. Daggers are amazing. They do piercing damage, which is sometimes important, and you can use your crowbar/hammer for the bludgeoning side. If you want a small slashing weapon to round things out, might I suggest a Handaxe? It's also a very useful tool, it too can be a ranged weapon, and it does more damage than the dagger (at the small price of being a bit heavier and a bit more expensive). The small steel mirror can be useful for looking around corners and such. Or, you can reflect sunlight/moonlight off of it to send long-distance silent signals (so long as you have line-of-sight)! Get a canvas bag and treat it with wax. Makes a nice water resistant bag to keep your valuables in and keep them from getting ruined if you fall into a river. And the actual best item in the game: A 10-Foot Pole. I defy you to find me one situation that cannot be solved with the application of a 10-Foot Pole. 11-Foot gap? BOOM, It's a pole vault. "Oh, but how can I carry this thing with me?" You stick it on your back and you lean forward every time you have to go through a door LIKE A MAN.

[@canceresbunny]

Lol

[@bigz4339]

I see your 10 foot pole and raise you The Terrasque.

[@Arkangel630]

A dagger sounds nice until you run into your average anti-fun DM who refuses to let people use daggers as tools since the tools are different kinds of blades so anything you do with it is gets a penalty.

[@lewismcdermott3024]

Most sane RAW player

[@kiranpranathi]

This is late, but here’s an amazing use for sovereign glue. 1. Acquire Sovereign glue 2. Acquire immovable rod 3. Knock someone unconscious 4. Stick them to immovable rod 5. Put immovable rod and person anywhere 6. Speak the command word to immovableize the immovable rod Congrats, you now have a person hanging from a rod forever, except if they tear the skin of of themselves, someone finds universal solvent, you let them go, or someone casts freakin wish. Great for torture and humiliation.

[@rayanderson5797]

^Better idea: Have the party come across this situation. Now they have a quest to free this unfortunate fool who has been glued to an immovable rod eight feet off the ground.

[@donovanzanz]

Not "forever." Cell propagation over the next week or two would alleviate much of the glue's hold on the person to merely the dead skin cells to which it had adhered. The glue would not nullify biological processes.

[@TheGateShallStand]

@@donovanzanz sir. I do hope you realize, that in dnd, when something says forever, it fuckin means forever.

[@anthraxcrab3238]

Donovan Zanz or you could put the glue around (like a donut) your victim.

[@donovanzanz]

@@TheGateShallStand 😂 piklelion666. Fair enough.

[@aperson7347]

In one of my games my hand got ripped off by a wolf. Did I go find a healer? No! I whipped out my sweet, sweet Sovereign Glue and glued a knife to my new nub hand. Bam! Perfect use of Sovereign Glue

[@rhianythwarwick3416]

I thought I knew where this comment was going but I absolutely did not

[@NerosShadow]

You totally could have glued your hand back on

[@aperson7347]

@@NerosShadow Don't be ridiculous, hands are for people who don't have knife hands

[@GonnaDieNever]

Did you then go on a rant about your boomstick?

[@elisraine384]

Great now you have a dead and severed hand permenantly flopping around and rotting on the end of your wrist

[@iagohauchi3694]

For those who like the Role-playing part of RPGs: Piton+hammer+bell+rope+oil+alch fire. Step 1) Climb through the dungeon to stay in safe range(check for giant spiders first) Step 2) cover de ground with oil Step 3) ring the bell Step 4) throw alchemy fire in the lured monsters. Step 5) Claim XP Congrats! You turned a D&D dungeon into a Terraria monster farm lol

[@PrinceFlumph]

“Sovereign glue is bad” Sounds like someone who hasn’t glued a captive’s butt sealed for torture reasons

[@egg4444]

um wat

[@estherclawson6876]

Monster. Stab them already. Cruel fools.

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

"Has the glue been applied?" "Yes, Lord Farquad." "Good. Bring the Chipotle."

[@jayf6206]

Sovereign Glue use # 258: Decapitate a zombie. Glue the head on a stick. Zombie Head on a Stick. You know you want one. It's an improvised weapon, an intimidation tool, a reach grabber, a back scratcher, a mop, and I've used it as the autopilot for my airship.

[@tonycormier4383]

Lol Sluggy Freelance reference ftw

[@TheMETALLICAFAN999]

@GermanGamer7 can deal with those latr

[@biomodified]

I'm so using this on a goblin necromancer npc. Seriously, I thank you for this wonderful idea.

[@sasukekuniski1959]

@@tonycormier4383 ?

[@river7874]

@@tonycormier4383 I swear you are the only other person besides myself that I've seen who knows what Sluggy Freelance is.

[@deviljoe1750]

Sovereign Glue uses: 1. Combine items better than rope 2. Troll fellow players by locking doors with it, etc. 3. Monster sized fly paper 4. Slow, horrible death for murder hobos by pouring it down their throat and watching them suffocate and die. 5. Ultimate scrapbook

[@deviljoe1750]

Belimeka Zillan yeah, the scrapbook doesn’t really for with the rest, but I thought it was a nice addition

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Glue in a characters armor

[@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853]

Create a special trick lock that, even with the key, can't be unlocked. It requires a small hole for the sovereign glue to be piped into at the top or side of the lock, allowing the glue to flow into the lock's inner mechanisms; they're bonded after 1 minute. While these mechanisms won't be damaged by this, the lock will become unworkable without universal solvent, oil of etherealness - both niche legendary magic items themselves - or a wish spell, meaning you now have a lock that can only be opened under very strict conditions. Additionally, nobody could know about the sovereign glue unless they read your mind, they're in on it or they see you applying it, meaning that would-be thieves won't understand why they can't take your stuff. You could also make a chest nigh impervious by combining this technique with an anti-magic field (bar the chest being smashed in...), preventing the use of wish.

[@tylerian4648]

@@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 That's why we have mithril chests.

[@btCharlie_]

I actually assume that most potions would realistically be in water skins just because I cannot imagine people carrying several glass phials in the heat of a combat.

[@danielribeiro1433]

those would be some huge ass potions, or you are carrying several waterskins that came from a rat to be tiny.

[@marshalllenhart7923]

@@danielribeiro1433 I mean, you can cut leather???

[@BEZERKSTUDIOS718]

@@marshalllenhart7923 bladder*

[@Keyce0013]

Could be that all potions are made from the same materials but the ones inside of leather skins are diluted in water, thus explaining why there are weaker and stronger health potions. Kinda like how some business owners water-down their booze in order to make it last longer and turn more of a profit off of a single barrel.

[@Arlesmon]

Who cares about realism in a d&d game?

[@PrideBornAmadi]

I remember using sovereign glue as an Arcane Prankster once back in 3.5 assuming it’s the forever glue that can’t be undone, might of been a different glue I can’t recall. But I do recall gluing the bathroom door shut at a diner party inside a diplomat’s house after I just spiked all the drinks to give them upset stomachs. My party needed me to make a diversion. I then proceeded to use ventriloquism spell to act like someone was actually in the bathroom and they were just taking their precious time.

[@DolusVulpes]

Sovereign glue is great if you're supposed to retrieve an ancient non-magical artifact and need to repair it quickly because SOMEONE broke it even though I specifically told them to not juggle it.

[@iffoundreturntoshizun]

This is worryingly specific

[@tylerian4648]

👌 *Mending*

[@laurenkifer9145]

I’m making a cat character Who has a habit of knocking things off the edges of tables for fun I may need to stock up on this lol

[@evannibbe9375]

That’s what the “mending” wizard cantrip is for.

[@8bitSpartan141]

Or the good ol' classic Ring of Fire Detection - glows red to alert its wearer of the presence of fire. Range: Touch

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

8bitSpartan141 Maybe it’s glowing red because it’s in the middle of a goddamn fire.

[@redholm]

That's not the ring alerting you. That's it melting of your finger.

[@bentosan]

Plot twist: its actually just a normal ring

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

@@bentosan Calm down there M. Night Shyamalan.

[@isaiahf-d846]

lol wtf is this

[@Noirehta]

On the subject of the GLUE my party used it effectively twice. Once to capture a vampire child (our ingame daughter) who was under Orcus' mind control and the second time was gluing Orcus to the floor. It was pretty funny, our bard ran in and lathered Orcus's legs in the glue and then we exhausted his saves and put him to sleep for a minute with the Wand of Wonder. When he woke up he found his shins glued to the floor and had to fight us like some giant demon baby. Good times

[@Aredel]

I'm sorry. Did you just glue a death god's legs to the floor like it was a Three Stooges skit?

[@Noirehta]

@@Aredel Yea, yea we did. Even two years later it's still hilarious.

[@theemeraldenderman3007]

@@Noirehtaincredible. Just incredible 😂

[@ryanparker260]

Healers kit without healer feat: "I sleep" Healers kit WITH healer feat: GODLIKE

[@papageorgio123123]

Glue enough fairies to my back until I can fly.

[@catoticneutral]

unfortunately you can only fly against your will. You are at mercy to the small army of faeries permanently melded to you.

[@dddmemaybe]

@@catoticneutral Yea that's why you have pumped diplomacy and bluff, they are your faithful flying buddies ;).

[@aronestone100]

Why would you glue them if there friends now?

[@LuckySketches]

Sadly this won't work by itself. The fairies will be trying to take off from you, not the ground, and just push against the thing they're attached to. You need to tie the fairies to you. Put them on a leash or something. Then it's like the house in Up except instead of balloons you have a billion tiny helicopter bird people lifting you.

[@papageorgio123123]

Alexander Carter actually it would work regardless, the force they need to produce with their wings is still the same relative to the force of gravity and your mass. The force production needed for take off would not be exponentially greater than the force needed to increase altitude, and could easily be negated by jumping up while the fairies begin to initiate their wings.

[@connorjohnson8590]

I always imagined that it was Sovereign glue that held Excalibur in place and Merlin sprinkled a bit of solvent on it when Arthur went to try.

[@josevst7274]

"SoVeReIgN gLuE iS uSeLeSs, ThE oNlY tHiNg YoU cAn UsE iT fOr Is LITERAL IMMORTALITY"

[@StarWindEnergin]

He didn't have to volunteer that neat trick you know.

[@theuncalledfor]

The phylactery is the thing that gives you immortality, the glue is just used as part of a system to make it slightly harder to reach/find.

[@VorpalDerringer]

Always have a signal whistle, because monsters know that Common is the language food speaks.

[@dragoon3219]

Favorite trick with oil is have someone else throw it in the air above a bunch of enemies. Then blast it mid air with a fireball. The fireball still does it's blast damage, but the oil adds a burning effect to everything caught in the blast. Medieval version of an airburst napalm bomb essentially. Good for goblins. Good for humans too. In fact good for anything that doesn't like being on fire. Also works great for burning down villages.

[@Attaxalotl]

hahahahahahahaha you evil little...

[@pal1d1nl1ght]

From my studies, i have concluded that most things dont like being on fire.

[@traviskrebs7551]

pal1d1nl1ght except fiends

[@InviWasTaken]

@@traviskrebs7551 thats why you also have the glue Toss it at them Firebolt it You just shotgunned them with glue Run the fuck away for 10 rounds while it sets

[@theawesomebeing]

have someone with a Fly spell active carry a barrel of oil to soak enemy catapults with, then cast Flame Sphere to light then all on fire

[@beastwarsFTW]

glue googly eyes on your golem.

[@biomodified]

Holy shit that's amazing!

[@dantewelch1300]

Yes yes and paint a smiley face !

[@CairnOwl]

Smiley face of death

[@ashenwuss1651]

@@dantewelch1300 Use the magical paint. Turn that smiley into a terrifying real mouth

[@Solitude_Guard_]

This is the ultimate use of glue.

[@Immortal_Vanguard]

Fun fact: I once had a very... 'eccentric' sorcerer. One with glamer'd armor and a hat of disguise so he could look like whomever he wanted to. His melee weapon of choice? Portable Ram.

[@imaloony8]

Our group used Sovereign Glue very well in one of our (pathfinder) campaigns. So we had this artifact (it was a banner) that these goddamn Demons kept stealing, so we decided to put an end to it. We created 5 tiny Wall of Forces and cast Permanency on them.Then we spot-glued 5 points on the flag to the tiny, permanent walls of force. Since the artifact is indestructible (save for one very specific destruction requirement), you can't just rip it off the wall. Logically they would try to destroy the Walls of Force, but those are extremely difficult to destroy. You can use disintegrate, but since we made five separate walls, you'd need five disintegrate spells to get each of them, and since we put the banner immediately in front of a regular wall, you'd have to bust out the wall behind it to even get a clear shot at them. Of course universal solvent can still get it free, but that's only if they happen to have it. So there's my good use of Sovereign Glue. Glue artifacts to things to keep them from getting stolen/to super inconvenience someone. Because artifacts are indestructible, permanently attaching them to things makes for great fun.

[@shadowkat678]

I carry acid to eat through door hinges when locks won't open.

[@scabberdabber2597]

No you don’t eat it you just stick it on your tongue

[@gustabritorozas]

I guess you could apply a little acid to anything regarding rust, even preventing tools or weapons from rusting... am I right?

[@imaloony8]

My group just used a Barbarian and an Adamantine Morningstar. That did the trick.

[@NoobFish23]

That's what the hammer and pitons are for.

[@shadowkat678]

@@NoobFish23 But that's loud. :/

[@hollycardinal5294]

Sovereign glue is one of my favorite items because it's hilariously annoying. You need universal solvent or a Wish spell to remove it. The only other way to remove the glue is if they just completely destroy one or more of the objects being stuck together. Bad guy hiding in his panic room? Glue the entrance shut, let the situation sort itself out Need your toupee to stay on? Got some special sauce for that Be a massive douche and dip the ends of caltrops in sovereign glue, then scatter them in choice locations. Now they can't even sweep up the ye olde legos once the first person's stepped on them Apply glue to a hunting trap if you know it'll land on someone in the next minute, and now they CANT take it off their foot. Sovereign glue also lets you attach ridiculous things to arrows/javelins that wouldn't work with rope, like a flask of oil and a lit match. Now you've got those spear things from the newest mad max movie Glue a shield to your warforged buddy's chest Glue a shield to your shield Glue caltrops to your shield Glue caltrops to your warforged buddy so nobody grapples him ever again

[@chriswilder9719]

It's also a magic item not a regular item like he implies so your dm has to give it to you

[@greasyt9400]

Glue a shield to your warforged buddy, then glue caltrops to that shield.

[@Elizabeth-rp8kz]

I once used Sovereign Glue to attach an immovable rod to a tower shield. My Fighter had to make dex checks to block with it at full AC, but the DM ruled that it would basically take a Tarrasque stomp before she'd feel any transferred force.

[@etherealhawk]

@@Elizabeth-rp8kz There is some sort of weight limitation in RAW if I recall, at which point it falls to the ground. Still, rule of cool

[@Elizabeth-rp8kz]

@@etherealhawk it takes a DC 30 STR check to move a set immovable rod 5' at least in 3.5 how weight plays into it I don't remember.

[@sebastianmartiny2452]

5:14 , Pitons can also be smashed into door frames, to block doors easily and effectively - given it opens towards you.

[@themaskedhobo]

Fun story the friction caused by wedging the door does also make it hard to open out too, especially since they cant really throw their weight into the door to force it.

[@Truex007]

"Every dnd character is born with a grappling hook, a backpack, 50ft of rope, and ten torches, you DEFINITELY can use that." -my DM

[@sethsybrandy3218]

"Kinky Stuff" "Losing at D&D" I missed you so much.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

I mean come on, we've all tied someone up for kinky stuff before, it's self explanatory.

[@GeneralHiro]

@@Sparrow_Bloodhunter did that in a campaign last night :P

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

@@GeneralHiro well I was talking about IRL but ok.

[@coalopalatticus6964]

@@Sparrow_Bloodhunter Either that or you were the one being tied up.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

@@coalopalatticus6964 nah m8, I'm the dom in the relationship. even when I take it in the ass I'm still the power bottom.

[@BlackWolf18C]

Ah, yes. Rope and ball bearings were the hallmark of my Thief character. He once used his rope to lasso a princess (that we were kidnapping, lol), then poured ball bearings down the spiral stairs the party ran up before using another rope to rappel down from the tower we'd gotten ourselves 'trapped' in. At later levels he took to soaking a rope in oil and using it as a ranged fire lasso. Never underestimate the starting equipment.

[@an_ordinary_goose]

I think the knack for making full use of the items is getting creative. I imagine there's a certain extent a DM will allow it to go, but people didn't get anywhere without trying, right?

[@cordiebarth8807]

RANGED FIRE LASSO. ABSOLUTE LEGEND

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

Rope is the ultimate adventures tool

[@Zahaqiel]

Sovereign glue is worth every coin for one simple reason: You can use it to replace the bard's lube.

[@FredDino]

Oil of Slipperiness in the streets, Sovereign Glue in the sheets.

[@ralvirnixilis6026]

I, too, bully the bard, but..... Who hurt you?

[@Zahaqiel]

@@ralvirnixilis6026 Nobody. Just born evil.

[@aoiyuureisuru7656]

The prices in d&d are surprisingly accurate! They've done good research! Ps: Magnifying glass and Telescopes are pricier because making lenses are hard and expensive and not many can do it!

[@WaxWantSleeep]

now....you say accurate.. but judging by an SP being the wages of one worker's day that's ~$100 USD. That makes 1 GP worth at least $1,000. Think about that. Consider the items that are worth 1gp and tell me that's THAT valuable.

[@WaxWantSleeep]

imagine superglue being worth $50,000,000

[@smexehcougah3]

"I'm going to use this string to strangle the guard." "The guard flexes on you. Your string breaks."

[@Turd_Rocket]

Gains bro!

[@lord_horrick]

As one of the PC's at my table would say. "Never skip neck day!" He's a minotaur battlemaster that gores his enemies and slings them with his horns

[@microwave791]

No one’s neck is as thiccq as g u a r d

[@saintpoli6800]

Cody Forbs That’s fantastic

[@mr.pavone9719]

That's why your thief's kit includes a spool of steel wire. Back in 2nd Ed they had the Thief's Handbook that laid out all the interesting ways to play a thief instead of them just being boring edge lords. My favorite part was the section that explained what's actually in a thief's tool kit. Lots of stuff wire, tiny razor blades, hooks to mount on poles, clothespins, twine, face black for camouflage, tiny lamps, little bells, caltrops, little cans of oil, little bottles of acid, wooden slats, etc. They even spent a page going over how real thieves went about their business in old days. They were catchphrases: someone who literally fished for coin pouches from overhead with fishing poles, cutpurses: someone who's use a razor to cut coinpouches open, screwsmen: a person who's specialty was lock picking. Read Michael Crichton's book The Great Train Robbery or watch the movie. They both lay out the planning and execution of a major heist and it goes into great detail of the thief's trade.

[@marrinarasauce7332]

I once used a full sack of ball bearings in conjunction with thunderwave to essentially make a 360 shotgun blast and cleared an entire room of like 8 goblins instantly. Now that's all I think of whenever ball bearings are brought up as bad starting equipment

[@anthonyniemiec9409]

Marrinara Sauce Jesus. That’s not a shotgun. That’s a claymore.

[@antisocialdyll]

I like emptying the bag half-way and put some coins/gems on the top to deceive people they're getting full pay. The fact that an item is "useless" is based on people lack of imagination. Now this whole shotgun thing, I'd never have thought of that! But that's the power of imagination!

[@sambrooks8461]

I mean I just use animate objects to do 10d4 + 40 damage as a level 5 spell, or up to 18d4 + 72 damage at level 9 spell, for an average of 65/117 damage as a bonus action.

[@razorraven3151]

Uhm, actually, 360 would take you 4 turns, depending if the ball bearings is already there. For thunder wave is a 15 by 15 square from you. So 3 by 3. And you are in the middle of it, at the edge. It only hits 1 side.

[@antisocialdyll]

@@razorraven3151 I'd say it depends on the DM. Just like anything

[@itwasidio1736]

I remember when my first character tied a rope to the hilt of a handaxe, essentially making it a reach weapon. Being a Dwarf Tempest Cleric, I basically made Fat Thor before Fat Thor existed.

[@thesparrow1116]

This is probably my favorite D&D video ever, literally every time I start a new campaign I come watch it and im probably now on my 50th visit unironically.

[@tactechchannel7960]

Well I know what I’m spending this 300 gold on. Me: “Yes. Excuse me, shopkeep. I would like to purchase 300 gold worth of oil.” DM: “I’m sorry what.”

[@Yanuaxu]

Role playing the US Military

[@isaiahf-d846]

how you plan on lighting it?

[@Jwilhoftstg]

Firebolt

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@Jwilhoftstg or create bonfire or fire breath just thought about it

[@lsswappedcessna]

I'd also like to get 600 gold worth of styrofoam. Yeah, styrofoam. packing peanuts. I'll also need a 55 gallon drum and the biggest pestle you have.

[@a.cesquire7856]

When I DM I have a tradition of giving players useless magic items. Here is a couple of examples: Rod of Pointing A silver rod with a pointing hand on one end. It has 3 charges per day. you can use one charge to have the rod point at an object that you can see within the range of 30ft Carpenter's Spectacles, It tells you what wood a furniture is made from Box of Fun Felines Five times a day you can open the box and it will produce a picture of a cute cat.

[@crisly9256]

Box of fun felines boost moral

[@dylankersten7873]

I want them all

[@simien896]

Carpenter's Spectacles sounds like a good addition to artisans tools. Help with investigating before you buy/sell

[@jimjimmy8900]

@@simien896 OH NO YOU'RE MAKING IT USEFUL STAHP

[@skeletonproblems6168]

Use box of fun felines to charm a princess

[@matthewnicol375]

Merchant's Scale is good if you think the shop keeper is cheating you out of money when buying trade goods. Also if your party is buying/selling stuff you can "break it" to where it can increase/decrease the value of an item. An item is as useful as your imagination can use it. Love your channel keep on posting more stuff like this.

[@EDoyl]

Some of these, like the bell, are material components of spells. So if you lose your wand or whatever focus, or if you learn spells through a feat without getting a focus, having them from your starting equipment can actually matter! Contrived!

[@Reddotzebra]

The bell is for the Alarm spell, which as I recall some people call borderline OP.

[@bethcannon6435]

EXCUSE YOU MY PLAYERS NEARKY KILLED A DROW RAIDING PARTY WOTH BALL BEARINGS AND A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

[@terryhorrace4095]

Natural wonders stream the players killed the dms super boss for the chapter with ball bearings

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

@@terryhorrace4095 Fell right through the ship he did.

[@thelonelygamer361]

@@terryhorrace4095 And 3 nat 1s from the dm, one of them being on a percentile die

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Everyone knows Drow are vulnerable to stair damage.

[@culinarycrusader4978]

@@kaldo_kaldo Oviously

[@foldedphoenix4385]

Oh, I remember when in my first game my friend was given a decanter of endless oil. Our first idea was of course to sell oil and make money... but of course he decided to turn it into a flamethrower he used for the rest of the game.

[@williamblack2904]

Okay the lantern is helpful cause dark vision just makes dark light dim, which still gives you disadvantage on perception and also your ranged attacks are limited to your darkvision range, but with light it increases it.

[@brimstone6665]

When you find a dragon sleeping, use the sovereign glue to glue it's wings shut

[@limbonlegs1662]

Or its mouth, so it cant use its breath weapon

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

​@@limbonlegs1662And it's nostrils to slowly suffocate it to death.

[@imaginarycalmness7596]

The most useless thing to give your players is common sense because you know they’ll never use it

[@terraglade]

Ok guys, to get through this door we're gonna need to check it for traps.... no traps ...no magic ..ok next step we're gonna need to pick the lock ...well done ...door's unlocked and not trapped. Ok next we- Other Player: .... *opens the door* GM: WE SPENT 90 MINUTES ON A DOOR! THANK YOU SAM!

[@milesmatheson1142]

@@terraglade How do you waste 90 minutes on a door?

[@terraglade]

@@milesmatheson1142 its happened more than i care to admit >>; people overthink some things

[@kylebeach6799]

@@terraglade lol to be fair, every player like that i've encountered either A. had a vindictive DM at some point whose sole purpose in life was to permakill everyone at every step in the campaign, or B. they heard nightmare stories from someone who HAS dealt with that kind of DM.

[@Fastdragonstar]

@@kylebeach6799 we have a very devious gm that has a history of throwing unexpected curveballs at us, yet my character is the only one who thinks grabing a few potions of fire resist is a good investment when we are setting up to go to war against the fire giants (we also has enough gold to buy a decent sized village, burn it down and then rebuild it so money is not a problem). players are just lazy when it comes to thinking rationally.

[@polyjohn3425]

Lanterns are actually useful, because while everything has darkvision, nobody seems to know how darkvision actually works in 5E. Within a creature's Darkvision radius (60 ft for player races) they treat dim light as bright light and darkness as dim light. So without a light source, even with darkvision, you're always gonna have disadvantage on Perception checks, because dim light is lightly obscured and darkvision is only in greyscale. Whereas with a hooded lantern, darkvision makes it so that you can effectively see completely well out to the full 60 feet, and a bullseye lantern lets you see a total of 120 feet, so it effectively doubles your sight range. So very useful indeed.

[@rasmuskock8077]

These are exactly my thoughts aswell

[@unsutv2021]

They also make great narrative tension when the party would rather stealth but have characters (darkvision included) that need to navigate a larger area. People always tend to forget in caverns and caves that whilst you may only see the to the edge of the last light increment (or darkvision distance beyond said increment) the things that go bump in the night can see your lantern from up to miles away (line of sight permitting).

[@orangesaph604]

So true. Also I'm the only member of my party without Darkvision. RIP Changelings

[@Quandry1]

It's a give and take item. You give something up (a certain level of stealth) for other advantages. (Easier combat and harder for others to sneak up on you. There are plenty of times where the distances being worked in are to the lantern/light users favor. Particularly when the party is made up of varient moron... I mean humans.

[@jdlech]

I often keep a hooded lantern closed. So when we're attacked, I open the hood and shine light in their eyes. It's like the cop shining his mag light in your face - I blind my opponents while the fighters in the group shred them.

[@samuelbrighton1320]

The glue has some good uses, observe, Step 1: tie a rope around a halfling Step 2: apply glue to halfling Step 3: throw halfling up a wall/mountain Boom better grappling hook

[@lobstermendez]

It seems like you forget about the difficulty to make some of the items in this list. Oil is just that, oil. If we think of it as olive oil or vegetable oil, the materials are highly available and the process to make it is easy. On the flip side, items like the scales/balance in very intricate and requires precision and a delicate artisan to make it. Why would you buy it? It depends on how realistic you want your world to be. As a DM I personally just tell my players what the value of each gem they find is, but if you wanted to, you could make them investigate using the right tools to get an idea for the price of a gem. Think of it this way, if I walked up to you with a medium sized diamond and asked you its value, you would have a rough estimate. Now you weigh it with your scale and its 5.6 carats and you look at it with your magnifying glass (precision glass tool that can only be made by a skilled glass craftsman) and realize that it has a couple of small flaws. If you have any prior knowledge of diamonds, now you have a much better idea of this one's value. Also, potions are expensive because the skill and material costs to make them.

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

I've used a set of scales as a flail. The DM even let me roll twice for damage. The scales then broke, but it was cool nonetheless.

[@jacksonleinberger4782]

Why does everyone look at me funny when I mention my 25 foot ladder I bought? It’s practical

[@gabemerritt3139]

You could buy 50ft of rope and tie knots in it to achieve the same effect.

[@Pigmoneythe3rd]

@@gabemerritt3139 The ladder would work at the bottom of what he would be climbing, throwing a rope on top of something doesn't anchor the rope enough to climb it

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Do you watch sovietwomble

[@jacksonleinberger4782]

Tyler don’t even know who that is It’s an inside joke among my group since I bought a 25 foot ladder and everyone makes fun of me for it so I embrace my stupidity

[@silhudepol6939]

I let one of my players put one in a quiver of ehlonna instead of like 5 quarterstaves. It's 'bout the same size I reckon.

[@BlueStar72]

Barely dip finger in Sovereign Glue. Cast Creation using the molecule of glue as the material. Create 5x5x5 foot cube of glue 30 feet above random lord or king. wind_waker_minigame_guy_sploosh.wav

[@Anonymouzor]

oh my god this is amazing

[@utes5532]

I really doubt sovereign glue is vegetable matter or a mineral

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

It is literally a magical item, which I think creation disallows, but if I was dm I’d rule of cool it once

[@BlueStar72]

@@FlatlandsSurvivor The spell doesn't list any restriction to magical items in its description. It even explicitly mentions magical metals as options (Mithril and Adamantine), although it only lasts one minute for those.

[@BlueStar72]

@@utes5532 Admittedly, what it is categorized as is up in the air. It clearly isn't mineral matter. But Vegetable matter is defined as "soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar" for the spell, which is pretty vague. DM's ruling, I suppose. I'd personally say it is vegetable matter, as real-life glue is made from organic compounds, particularly from animals. Perhaps it is made from the remains of a deeply magical creature, such as a Pegasus or Unicorn.

[@Spartakill198]

As a triton rogue, I struggled with the dark. I was the only person in my party that didn’t have night vision. The half elf rogue in my party still my torch from me so I couldn’t provide myself with a light source, and our cleric refused to cast light for just me.

[@haku8135]

"Sovereign glue is useless" Caleb-Allow me to introduce myself.

[@Loki_The_Damned]

Sovereign Glue + Oil = D&D Napalm

[@RAFMnBgaming]

I like the way you think.

[@JackPhoenixCz]

It's called Alchemist's Fire, and it's 50 gp per flask. 1d4 damage with unlimited duration until they put it out. Much more effective than wasting a legendary item to cause +5 damage once.

[@Sakraida82]

@@JackPhoenixCz like the inventiveness. Alchemy Craft used propery.

[@ashenwuss1651]

@@JackPhoenixCz Oil, Glass bottles, rope/clothe/paper. Better alchemists fire

[@JackPhoenixCz]

@@ashenwuss1651 Not really. You'll get damage from that only once, even though the single damage instance will be better than what alchemist's fire can do in one round and you'll have to ignite it first, which will take your object interaction, a source of flame, and possibly two hands.

[@axelfirekirby]

trick someone into drinking the glue you know im begining to think all the uses for the glue are for chaotic evil characters

[@chriswilder9719]

Glue the weapon of your enemy to its sheath or maybe a vampire to a walkway that will be hit by sunlight during the daytime (farfetched I know) both i would say a lawful character could do

[@lukeax7032]

I have a chaotic neutral bard who glued a kobold into the saddle of his horse and repeatedly casts feeblemind on it for comedic effect.

[@lukeax7032]

Maybe that character should be chaotic evil

[@DanielLCarrier]

They have to either cut off their limb or just sit there until the sun kills them. I know vampires are evil, but that's a really chaotic evil way to kill someone.

[@janNowa]

@@lukeax7032 Chaotic neutral: when your DM tells you evil characters aren't allowed.

[@tatefreeman4563]

Sovereign glue can be used to make unbreakable weaponry and armor, as, in theory, one could simply mix iron powder or any other fine material with sovereign glue and wait for it to dry in a mold containing a thick lining of the same or different materials depending on how you want the outside to look, and since the bond between all of these tiny particles is completely unbreakable you have just created an indestructible item.

[@badideagenerator2315]

Using sovereign glue and wool to make unbreakable felt armour.

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

7:15 with 4 of them, you increase your lifting capacity by 256x. Idk I'd they allow that but our real world physics do and that's all it usually takes for a DM to hang their head in defeat.

[@holypho6352]

1:06 Bless: You bless up to three creatures of your choice within range. Whenever a target makes an ATTACK roll or a SAVING throw before the spell ends, the target can roll a d4 and add the number rolled to the attack roll or saving throw. no bonus damage. you are thinking of crusader's mantle, which is a 3rd lvl spell.

[@chandlerprunty]

Thank you, not sure where this guy reads his stuff.

[@JerZeyCJ]

@@chandlerprunty He probably mixed up Bless and Divine Favor, which is a first level spell and gives you 1d4 extra damage(or whoever you touch). Fun Fact: If you've got a Find Steed, you and the steed can each get 1d4 extra damage on your attacks if you use it while riding it.

[@thatdudekai0]

This is likely a homebrew ruling that he's used so much he forgot it's homebrew

[@danielknapp159]

Why would you make bless even more powerful that way? Basically adding a 1 to 4 to a modifier that players agonize over increasing consistently. 1d4 damage on top of that is excessive.

[@GMeneze800]

@@danielknapp159 and would make Divine Favor Useless

[@vinnaragget4820]

One time I threw a flask of oil in a fire pit surrounded by goblins. Let’s just say our DM was disappointed

[@nikolasota4162]

Goblin Slayer moment?

[@vinnaragget4820]

Nikolas Ota Defenently a goblin slayer moment

[@nikolasota4162]

@@vinnaragget4820 Nice

[@warmachine5835]

After spending some time in the great outdoors, I have a lot of respect for the humble waterskin. Modern equivalents are great because you can carry a shitload of water, and when you empty the bladder, it packs away compactly until you get to the next water source to refill it. Rigid bottles on the other hand don't collapse down as they empty, thus taking up the same volume empty or full.

[@akolai]

Once played in a low level campaign. Had a bard that played thunderstruck to cast thunderwave. Threw an entire bag of a thousand ball bearings into the air and starts playing. Fills the air with a whir of pellets, killed about 6 orcs at once.

[@TheMariosack]

use the glue for paper mache

[@mess1726]

Gg you win

[@fakename9820]

Bards Making Paper mache dragons. Thats an idea!

[@nullpoint3346]

Paper mache mecha.

[@SuperMan-ux5ew]

Adamantine-equivalent paper mache

[@thebladeofice7957]

Sovereign glue your friend’s hand to something, like their face

[@goreobsessed2308]

Acids and alchemist fire are great when you fill a sack with em and drop em on the 4th level necromancer boss lol

[@Killcam555]

Character Idea: Tim the Tool Man. Maxed out stats for anything related to crafting or tool use. Carries literally almost every misc. item in the game, with several backups of the most important ones. Proceed to watch DM grow increasingly frustrated as you fix literally every problem they create short of enemy encounters.

[@Bobal27]

He has to have a good flaw, like accident-prone.

[@PalPlays]

How do you spell, "EUUUUUUGH?!"

[@Bobal27]

PalPlays I knew what you meant from that spelling, so that works. But I’d personally spell it eeerghrghrgh

[@Killcam555]

@@Bobal27 His flaw would be being almost useless in combat outside of whatever tools he carries that could prove relevant to it, which probably wouldn't be all that many.

[@Bobal27]

Gladius Erlade Chainsaws might be a bit OP for combat. Imagine 27 daggers per round. 27 d4. But if he’s accident prone, like Tim would naturally be, every time he rolls a natural one, he injures himself, making him more of a “glass cannon” character. “A one? You drop the chainsaw, try to catch it, and cut off your chainsaw hand.”

[@dayel11]

I alway find people who mistake Darkvision for "I can see normally in the dark" while it states " a creature with darkvision can see in darkness as if the darkness were dim light". Dim Light = Disadvantage on perception checks that rely on sight (traps, for once), and -5 to passive perception. That's a HUGE argument to have a 5 copper lamp with you :P

[@Quandry1]

There is a reason why drow have an infinite light source racial even though they are an iconic race for living in darkness.

[@chriswilder9719]

It's still better than no vision in darkness and when that lantern runs out of oil or is broken

[@dayel11]

It is, but if you're planning a trip in the dark, lanterns (or magic lights of any kind) are necessary if you don't want to fall in every pit trap you encounter :P

[@Quandry1]

@@dayel11 I usually start with a lantern and then at some point modify it to hold a light stone if the dm will let me.

[@FrarmerFrank]

Nah, I paid 500 gp for a gnomish lamp using a continual light spell marble...no need for oil,shutters make it blue to be directional or closed up to be dark,and can control intensity of light for blinding or damage to creatures harmed by light

[@TheLolzKnight]

Sovereign Glue's fun. I once convinced the GM that by laminating all my equipment in paper soaked with sovereign glue it made them indestructible, so he gave me a +2 to AC. Good times.

[@victordavila9812]

The claptraps are useful as an emergency choice for the spell animated object mostly if your DM takes weight in to consideration and you can not be carrying heavier options

[@firetarrasque4667]

Soveirgn Glue? Game on. Glue someone's mouth shut. Glue rope to more rope to make a bigger rope.

[@Runesmith]

You could rip off the skin the glue was formed on. As for bigger rope, touche.

[@IOnlyWantToWatchIt]

We got 1!

[@bluetyphoon__]

@@Runesmith The one and only one

[@Robert80072]

You could just tie the ends of the rope together though... glue might be slightly better if it doesn’t require an ability check

[@InquisitorThomas]

Runesmith Still that sounds super painful.

[@fardareismai4495]

Vellum would actually be made of fetal lamb skin. They'd abort the lambs because their skin was still very white due to lack of sunlight, and its structure is very fine. Quite gruesome...

[@logandunlap9156]

sounds badass actually

[@SomeBasementNerd]

As a dm I run the glue a bit different, basically you can speak a command word and it instantly hardens. This basically makes it into a versatile multitool, need someone dead? Slip it into their drink and watch them choke as their throat is sealed, need to slow down those people chasing you? Pour out the glue and when they run over it they get stuck. My personal favorite moment was when a player coated a knife of poison in it, then after stabbing someone saying the command word so the monster would succumb to the poison.

[@rustyshackleford9588]

Pitons are I would argue more important than rope almost, I’ve used em to climb walls, seal trap doors, etc. chalk, and sacks/bags are useful too

[@gavinwittlock2449]

I used sovereign glue to attach a large building to a Dragon Turtle. He is now our moving base.

[@jacintacapelety9600]

.....I'm not going to question how you got a Dragon Turtle to cooperate with that, I'm not even going to ask how you got ownership of a building. I do however wanna know how you managed to get the building ONTO the Dragon Turtle. How does one go about moving something like that!?!

[@gavinwittlock2449]

@@jacintacapelety9600 it was built onto the back of the turtle. Just a disclaimer: the turtle is actually a home brew called a World Turtle or Colossal Turtle. It is of neutral alignment and was saved from eons of servitude by an evil cult.

[@powergannon]

That’s a fantastic use of the glue

[@ScampiTheSighted]

@@gavinwittlock2449 Now it will endure eons of servitude as a living camper van for an evil (maybe?) cult (party of adventurers).

[@MrBottlecapBill]

@@jacintacapelety9600 at 2400gp per ounce(one square foot)..........I feel like your game rules are certainly a little slack. :P

[@TheNancyCrew]

Lads, darkvision lets you treat darkness as dim light. You still have disadvantage on perception checks nd stuff even if you have it. Lanterns are dtill good for that stuff. Also, aesthetics.

[@BaronSengir1008]

Plus it's all black and white...

[@tuckertooley174]

and color-vision

[@marlonyo]

@@tuckertooley174 cantrips are free items get a magic user force him to get light and prestidigitation as a can trip now alot of items are useless

[@owldspice8719]

Lantern sheds more light than the light spell, also look ma no hands

[@Turd_Rocket]

Indeed! OP is wise, the amount of times my players have thought they wouldn't need a non-magical light source has caused them no end of trouble. Once it was a puzzle involving different colored symbols, and after an hour I had to give them a super obvious hint it involved colors. The gas trap they triggered made them remember that one for quite a while. Something else these detractors of lamps and torches are neglecting is that your party isn't always going to be together. Once two of my players, a human ranger and a kenku rogue got separated from the party after a cave-in. The kenku had a magic headband that when worn over the eyes granted a limited form of darkvision, but she couldn't really explain anything to the human while leading him around in the dark because he kept failing his wisdom checks to comprehend her mimicry. They ended up attracting the attention of dozens of troglodytes and almost died trying to fight their way out of it. The kenku had a scroll to summon a large fire elemental, ended up using it after the ranger got beaten unconscious, and needed to carry him out of the dungeon in a crazy lucky athletics skill challenge. A single torch would've made the whole affair much easier. Pretty hard to fight in the dark against things you can barely see.

[@mucuslime]

Hah. Oil. First time playing D&D, first session. A few days ago at the time of writing this comment. A good ways into the session we fight a manticore. First half of the battle was pretty standard level 1 stuff; the 5 of us doing our things. A few party members bought oil prior to the encounter, and someone made fire arrows. Obviously we were going for some shenanigans. His first shot failed to ignite the manticore near the beginning of the fight. He tried again about halfway through and managed to ignite it this time. He tamed a Noctail earlier and sent it to drop oil on the manticore. It managed to succeed. Next up was my friend playing cleric. He also bought oil. He rolled to throw it at the manticore. Nat 20. The manticore is now taking 20 fire damage *base* +1d4. Next is the manticore’s turn after turn order goes full circle. It rolls a saving throw. Nat 1. The manticore, right then and there, was fried and the fight was over. We took a few souvenirs from the beast and ended the session after talking to the person we saved from it. Fucking stellar.

[@milktots6933]

Personally I love the useless equipment because some of my players find creative ways to use them. One time a player asked if he put undead fingers in a vial of holy water and shook it up could he use it as a radiant grenade. I said absolutely and gave him inspiration point. 2d6 radiant damage.

[@mequambluespark8686]

Hey man, this is d&d, I fully plan on using that scale to beat up dragons

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

As an improvised weapon?

[@Irrixiatdowne]

My first character was just a straight up merchant-Sorceress. Started with a cart from the variant Guild merchant load out, and had mage hand, mending & prestidigitation to salvage + polish scraps. Couldn't afford it yet, but she wanted that scale.

[@OnyDeus]

Need to get into a city and the guard doesn't like you? Throw a cloak on and have the scale showing prominently on your cart. Your now a traveling merchant! Can't argue with the scale!

[@MRdeathGodification]

and then weigh and sell every scale, with your scale.

[@danielthompson6207]

Dragons don't have to physically see you in order to accurately locate you, so now you've got a dragon whom you've blinded and so have angered him deeply.

[@PhileasLiebmann]

Sovereign Glue is awesome for pranks and interrogations. You wouldn't believe what people are willing to tell you if it means you don't glue their mouth shut with this stuff. Edit: My cousin informs me that the once played in a campaign with the main plot being that the king had been stuck to the throne with Sovereign Glue (pun probably intended) and the party was hired to find either a vial of Universal Solvent or someone to cast a Wish spell to get him off the throne. So while it technically the party couldn't do anything useful with it the NPC that was responsible must have had a blast.

[@71723]

Couldn't the king just take some shears and cut his pants off?

[@PhileasLiebmann]

@@71723 My exact question. But apparently the glue had seeped through his pants and he was literally glued to his throne by the ass.

[@nobodyimportant2470]

@@71723 Depends on which throne he was glued too. If it was made of porcelain that isn't an option.

[@gerardmarques649]

My dm must have had a similar idea but hilariously we got universal solvent from a randomly generated treasure trove

[@giin97]

@@PhileasLiebmann that sounds... Messy. And I'm not referring to the skin, the glue, or the throne; rather, the natural result of the passage of time.

[@FacebookAunt]

Bullseye lantern could be useful. Outside of the underdark most creatures with darkvision only have it to 60'. Bullseye lantern casts light out to 120' in one direction. Put the lantern in front of you and you can see, and shoot at, orcs 120 feet away and all they can see is the lantern itself. If they have long range weapons or spells they can target the lantern itself, but it's a tiny object 120' away, so you'll probably get at least one round of attacks before they can take out the lantern. They can run toward you, in which case you'll probably get a couple rounds of retaliation-free attacks. They can try to run away, but most enemies in D&D are weirdly averse to running away from a fight.

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

Acid Flasks and Alchemist Fire's are good in Pathfinder, where the Alchemist uses them as their primary weapon when they're out of bombs. Especially since they get to add their int to the damage AND splash damage.

[@scapegoat9366]

Plays half orc: Immediately buys pulley just to lift random shit. Lifts a 5 pound box because you have the pulley and love watching the dm slowly die on the inside.

[@Sakraida82]

As a DM I find these the most amusing. When I go...wait you had that? And you are doing what with it? Well....nothing to prevent you from doing it. But....weird.

[@mennograafmans1595]

As a goliath: I use the pulley to lift the gnome in our party up to table level. DM: You what? Gnome: Let go of me, I'll just use a chair! Me: No you won't. (Rolls for intimidation) Gnome: No, I won't. DM: Sigh.

[@occisorspectris2225]

5 pound box? is your half-orc STR 1?

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@occisorspectris2225 Woosh It's because he doesn't need to use a pulley for only 5 pounds, that the gm dies inside.

[@DryBonz1]

#weirdFlexButOkay