Motivational Pictures That Aren't Motivational

[@kurtisconner]

~*~ BOSS UP THOTIANA ~*~ don't forget to like the video if you're on #hustlemode and let me know if you want a part 3!!! #beastmode #businesslion

[@ralsei3120]

Kurtis, are you feeling okay? XD

[@montserratlezama721]

Kurtis Conner shoe, shoe

[@figsoup]

King

[@thenixons7514]

Let's get this bread

[@jorgen9241]

i'm a business lion mami

[@hollymh6266]

Oh, so when Steve Jobs stares into his mirror questioning his purpose every single day, it's 'inspiring' and 'motivational', but when *I* do it, I'm ""'having a breakdown'''' and '""need to see a doctor'""???

[@nata-hj4hb]

steve jobs cant stare into any mirrors anymore.

[@alyssolotl]

I just gave u your 69th like. You're welcome

[@jacemaule2840]

I gave you your 70th... I’m sorry

[@drunkenchords3370]

To quote Lionel Luthor "When your rich, you're not crazy. You're eccentric."

[@sootydooty4346]

Holly MH Now he looks into windows c:

[@marshall9003]

I don’t have anxiety, I’m pre-relaxed.

[@pretty948]

😭😭😭

[@forrestmurray7474]

I don't have anxiety... YET

[@pretty948]

Celeste Murray dan dan daaaan

[@Meme-qy2gi]

Or post-relaxed?

[@pretty948]

@@Meme-qy2gi oh shit

[@ngtruht]

Funny how most of the people who are labeled "unmotivated, lazy, having small dreams" because they work at McDonald, Walmart, ect...are now essential workers working at the front line to keep the economy going.

[@elmachotracho7963]

And the “motivated, hustlers, big dreamers” are unemployed, high schoolers, or pyramid scheme scammed people.

[@aviewer4274]

ngtruht ........ u are right.

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

As a student who works at a grocery store, there was a whole ass mode switch from 'get a real job' to 'thank you so much for being here' REAL QUICK.

[@bulbasour3]

TEA

[@ML-zu6by]

And also how a lot of them are also the ones who actually do end up doing something with their lives and saying things like "I started working as a frier guy in Mcdonald's and now I ended up here" like, I don't understand why they're belittled. A job is a job. All of them have perks and all of them have downs. I bet it's not fucking easy working at Mcdonald's: they work long hours, get paid little, have to wake up early, some have to do all-night shifts for those open 24 hours, end up smelling like shit all day, standing all day as well. Like, I bet if you put some entrepeneur who works in a fancy buisiness in ny or whatever, put them one day behind a mcdonald's counter and they'll be complaining about everything

[@atzcore]

so when steve jobs is questioning his life purpose at 6am it's "inspirational" and "cool", but when i do it it's an "existential crisis" smh

[@fiorello9516]

IT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT.

[@DrMoonAtNight]

@@fiorello9516 Get a load of this society!

[@moonrose36]

Look at this dumb society

[@lucasisnthere9540]

Go get a glass of that SOCIETY

[@saigeswabwre4198]

Real

[@novasingsstupidstuff6354]

I was laughing at the "always walk to bed" one because I literally can't walk I'm paralysed from the waist down

[@victoriadurrett4125]

I-

[@casualcrisis6349]

oh

[@miasmanic4396]

LMAOOOO THIS IS GOLD

[@mystrigrl7334]

f

[@forciade]

dude i-

[@frozensoulgem1545]

"I don't get it....YEET." "I can't do this....YEET." "This doesn't work....YEET." Very motivational. I'm truly inspired.

[@oo8962]

I can see myself doing this

[@FlapJackSyrup]

"this doesn't work... *YEET"*

[@nuclearcicada8192]

"This doesn't work" *throws laptop into sun* "YEET"

[@rottingfleshbreadstick7768]

DeleYEET thEET commentEAT idiotEET

[@raulphilipgoco403]

*"We will all die....YEET"*

[@jaesallee7824]

I'm not depressed- I'm just pre-happy

[@erinistryingherbest]

Fuck i was scrolling up to write that ;^;

[@mranxiety9995]

Ohh jo. Jae...buddy...

[@non-binarybaby9514]

Omg I’m stealing that.😭✌️

[@mayasuri5184]

Nah I’m just post-happy

[@monarchmain-6905]

I’m not suicidal- I’m not... I’m actually not...

[@TheAsexualJellyBean]

I like how the Zuckerberg post was like "You don't have time to pick a T-shirt!" and then the Steve Jobs one is like "Just stare at yourself in the mirror for a while."

[@whyamidoingthis5236]

Stare in the mirror, questioning why you wear the same ugly shirt every day

[@paavani5337]

LMFAO im wheezing

[@bengallup9321]

Lmao I missed that contradiction up till now

[@emilydonley8487]

He’s staring with all the time he saved not picking a shirt

[@AshaSara]

why doesn't Mark just lay out his clothes before he goes to bed??

[@mermaidprincess27]

next time I'm having a depressive episode, I'll just say to myself "no more sad shit, boss up" and I'll be cured 🤩

[@grilledcheese5000]

Just gotta remember you're pre-serotonin

[@vampbie55]

Yed

[@rachaelbrown3656]

Broke: I’m sad Woke: i have depression Bespoke: I’m pre serotonin B)

[@puppypower222]

i'm in one right now and saying that stopped it, thank you

[@officialname9817]

Kyra McNeill what’s serotonin?

[@peytongomer2305]

I’ve reached a point where I don’t even read the title on Kurtis’ videos but I just click and trust it will be content

[@ChristiKu3]

Same.

[@AD-cy4vj]

Well a video is content

[@taylorbritt499]

This is a content

[@asapemily1627]

Curtis is the youtube account version of chikfila

[@bejjj]

Do you know what content means?

[@user-zo8nl9be5l]

*"the zucc don't give a fucc"* ~ Kurtis Conner, 2k19

[@uwunwn2811]

cuzz you succ

[@gaja6692]

@@uwunwn2811 but he doesn't give a fucc

[@17kriskross]

darth plagueis every video theres always one phrase we need on a tshirt

[@meuriellahall6201]

@@uwunwn2811 he will knucc you down for insunlting the fuccing zuccing

[@full-timepog6844]

nuck if you zucc, nucc if you zucc

[@missdemeanor608]

I love the fact that danny didnt age in five years but kurtis went from soft boy to 90's sitcom dad

[@Pragabond]

I'd argue he turned into an 80s coke dealer from Miami more than a 90s sitcom dad

[@arvonoon]

danny hasnt aged since middle school

[@PIZZAdayisback]

​@arvonoon I think he bathes in the blood of dead memes or something

[@roachmilk385]

Imagine your doctor walks in and says, “you don’t have cancer... yet.”

[@justboredhelpme195]

I mean eventually everyone will get cancer, so this is correct

[@muza5505]

@@justboredhelpme195 :(

[@hauntedhotel8565]

@@justboredhelpme195 wait WHAT

[@justboredhelpme195]

mu za :(

[@justboredhelpme195]

HauntedHotel cancer is the mutation of cells. Our cells are constantly dying and reproducing. Eventually there will be a mutation due to how constant they are being created. So eventually everyone will get cancer if something doesn’t beat them to it

[@og3126]

Kurtis being respectful to McDonald's workers and teachers is a king move

[@emeraldelle6]

McDonalds workers don’t have my respect just for working at McDonald’s. Who cares

[@og3126]

@@emeraldelle6 did you even read my comment correctly before replying

[@Artemis3456]

@@emeraldelle6 yet you commented, “there’s nothing wrong with being an average person”.

[@Artemis3456]

@@emeraldelle6 average people work at fast food joints, and as waiters and waitresses. they’re all the same, money-wise. just because they work at a fast food place doesn’t mean they aren’t deserving of human rights.

[@youwantmyname9208]

@@emeraldelle6 shut the füçk up

[@andreaartunian8551]

imagine not getting an extra greeting

[@pamelastacey5047]

Can't relate

[@kokoalana]

Im feeling fucking blue rn, why did you do that

[@christineenaa]

why would u make me imagine that :~(

[@DeviousNut14]

@@pamelastacey5047 ..Yet

[@guidingstar6718]

One of his videos didn't have one as everyone got mad

[@fashiharz8584]

I know parasocial "friendships" are not healthy but if Kurtis was ever exposed to be a jerk IRL i am going to be very sad.

[@absolutetrash8118]

parasocial relationships are a pretty normal part of human nature, as long as you keep in mind that they are parasocial and the other party doesnt actually know you

[@antisocialal4799]

It was the same way with John Mulaney. I was hella upset with all the shit he’s doing. From the cheating, to the having Chappelle open for him after the closer, to the subtle ways he’s said some serious bigoted shit.

[@OS-dd1bn]

@@antisocialal4799 What did he say?

[@lovethatchickenfrompopyes]

​@@OS-dd1bn Chappelle said some really transphobic shit and mulaney cheated on his girlfriend after all he did was talk shit about her on stage, the fact that John had Chappelle open for him just shows how fucked up they both are

[@olivercharles2930]

@@antisocialal4799 1 out of those three doesn't belong imo, having another comedian open for you is not a bad thing, even if they have made some controversial jokes before.

[@classydays43]

CEO: hires workers CEO: don't work for others. Work for yourself. Workers: okay *leaves company* CEO: no wait

[@igorruva8927]

Lol

[@vanillaloveofficial]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@statueofliberty1132]

hahahahahahaha

[@ghoulishffx]

but seriously. rich people always say "go be rich like us! its easy" and then get mad when they actually try they feed us lies like, "just work harder," in order to increase useless productivity. it's surprising how many people think that their unpaid overtime will be worth it.

[@classydays43]

@@ghoulishffx the best way to make money is to live a life where you don't have to spend it. Really, at the end of the day, billionaires just don't spend money. Jeff Bezos, for example, under pays his workers and runs whole processes on a shoestring budget and he's the richest man in the world. He didn't get there just by being successful - he's a cheap skate.

[@nataliajimenez3057]

i can’t tell if i have a bad sense of humor, or if kurtis is literally the funniest person alive

[@virekin0t719]

That’s a big mood

[@r0tt3n_ang3l]

why is that the truth though

[@JanieBee]

Oh he is

[@bitabeheshti1115]

nope. According to ur profile picture, you just have great taste.

[@cecilyerker]

It's because he doesn't yell and you're socially conditioned to think yelling is funny

[@itsafab]

I just noticed and I really love your hexagon door knobs.

[@yaphace]

W

[@ghost_hugss]

H

[@zerolzeeq]

Y

[@mirawinemiller1081]

@@zerolzeeq H

[@nachovennedictus6492]

Low-poly doorknobs

[@Scarecrow_Crane]

What I wish motivational/inspirational posts were like: “Don’t overwork yourself, you deserve to rest”, “Having mental illness isn’t a personal failure”, and idolizing and respecting people who have jobs that aren’t glamorous (librarians, janitors, fast food employees, teachers, etc) What motivational/inspirational posts are like: “Work hard and you’ll be a billionaire”, “Hustle hard”, Belittling minimum wage workers, idolizing and obsessing over billionaires who exploit the working class and were born with a lot of privilege

[@psevdonimietohuina]

I agree

[@stevedenny7887]

Yeah, they act as if what you get out of something is directly proportional to what you get out of it, while completely ignoring the nuance of there potentially being diminishing returns or some sort of plateau, not to mention how it affects every part of your life outside of your fiscal success. Also, it's not as if you can just keep putting more effort into something forever and get an infinitely increasing amount of profit from it as a result. It reminds me of the girl on twitch that said that, if you don't have five dollars, you should be working more, as if you can always just work more forever.

[@patrickisdumb404]

As a librarian, our job is glamorous !! 💖💖

[@jesssod]

"I never see you at parties, I never see you at bank" sounds like Drake lyrics

[@diamondwhite8938]

'I never see you at the parties" I never see you at the bank Naw while I'm making stacks All you do here is drank, ya

[@blkiechan]

That quote is a whole ass jay Versace vine-

[@blkiechan]

😂😂😂

[@cerebrumexcrement]

fun fact: Rolls Royce makes $3 billion in profits Toyota makes $17 billion in profits

[@clsdchnnl9273]

Poop Brain lol Rolls Royce makes 1/8th in profits from Toyota but also employs 1/100th of people compared to toyota... People at Rolls earn just waaaaay better

[@yaphace]

I’m hungry

[@carleeh7961]

thank you poop brain very cool

[@yes.9731]

yaphace me too

[@tristanchaplin392]

wow im a car geek and i didnt know this. but the corolla is the like the best selling car in america even the world

[@relevves]

changed my twitter bio to "Im not short, Im pre-tall"

[@artsopod]

Omg I just saw this right after I put the exact same thing on my messenger my story XDD

[@ayeirin]

i need to do this lol

[@aizsniperi]

i follow you what is it lol

[@_g0r3c0r3]

​@@aizsniperi OMG YURI PFP ❗

[@Pragabond]

To be completely fair the whole "I can't do this....yet" is really useful when you have just all the ADHD and the sheer massive boatload of extra criticism and negativity dump on you. Definitely been helping me the past year or so with staying motivated and not getting discouraged or frustrated. Its not ground breaking even in the slightest but even that can be a game changer when you start framing things like that

[@lizanna6390]

Helps with anxiety too. I can't handle this... yet. But I am getting better bit by bit

[@abbymatson5149]

I honestly agree. I struggle with ADHD and anxiety, and it's crazy how just changing the way you word things can help. It really helps my mentality a times and how I view my struggles with certain tasks

[@kayleeedwards8708]

I’m not single. I’m pre relationship.

[@omirosetteblack]

Love your profile picture!

[@omirosetteblack]

Love your profile picture

[@jadecarlton6023]

OoOo same : )

[@niy._.]

Solangelooo😻🙀

[@HR-qk3wh]

@@omirosetteblack Same 😂 I need more solangelo

[@tasosGATE7]

We are all pre dead.

[@queer-ios3155]

Wow this is funny now but I'll be having a mental break down at 12 am pondering life because of it

[@cccronuslol2816]

wise words youtune user kapoui_56

[@amandathomas3041]

Well I mean... you are

[@rxghxv505]

Fuck yes

[@jamiragr7084]

damn that's deep man, keep hustling 😤💯

[@Maria-ob7ii]

I’m not fat. I’m pre-skinny

[@darijabrojchin5324]

Now this is truly inspirational

[@moved.6963]

I'm not a waste of oxygen, I'm pre-talented.

[@liltimmytimstatistics3809]

I would like but it’s 666

[@uhm9469]

I'm not gay. I'm pre- nevermind I'm just gay

[@pretty948]

I'm not ugly. I'm pre-tty bitch I'm beautiful

[@0Katie0]

my uncle is a "entrepreneur" he's also coincidentally the uncle that isn't invited to thanksgiving

[@takke9830]

Shocking!

[@lemin0u]

what a coincidence!!

[@granienasniadanie8322]

His innovating in the field of scams and mlms, right?

[@brookebrannan5713]

21 minutes of kurtis getting heated over toyota’s

[@toxixbob8375]

I was too

[@erin-eh2sl]

Toyota’s what?

[@christinabrenae442]

Erin Heywood 💀😭😂

[@riabouchinska]

I'm so glad he commented on the shittiness of throwing shade at Toyota

[@yaphace]

“Kurtis getting heated”

[@JasminMiettunen]

“Hang in there!” - _a kitten, hanging on a tree branch for some reason_

[@moviemoth4192]

Jasmin Miettunen the one i remember was on a clothing line and that always really disturbed me as a kid like a tree is atleast thick the kitty could climb but a strong?! So messed up either way

[@nootboot9324]

It makes even less sense since cats can fall from super high up and retain no injuries because they have a ton of cartilage in their legs. It would be better if the cat just let go.

[@PeterGriffin11]

@@nootboot9324 what a stupid Cat!

[@homestuck_official]

That picture dates to the 70s...that cat's probably dead

[@lucasdonat5415]

that extra greeting slaps every time thank you kurtis

[@topaz_no_life9440]

i like ur pfp hehe

[@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666]

I subbed only for the extra greeting

[@lydiaderesse9742]

It rly do

[@garthvader9916]

'Entrepreneurs': "If money isn't everything, go work at McDonald's." Teachers, nurses, taxi drivers, emergency service workers, cleaners:

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

“The lion is the king of beasts, obviously for a reason.” Actually there is no reason for lions to be king of beasts. Male lions sleep for twenty two hours a day while the lioness’ are hunters.

[@dog_boy5123]

Yep they are cats alright

[@Salmonella_18]

And they also kill in groups, they can't beat elephant giraffe easily..they are just another animal

[@adecentdelinquent8986]

And tigers are stronger than them if I'm not mistaken. And lions fear the sound of roosters I think?

[@perperperpen]

Lioness' are still lions dude. Rarely do i hear people actually refer to a female lion as a lioness; theyre all lions.

[@dog_boy5123]

@@perperperpen lions are just big cats

[@_armoricat_]

"A baby shark is still a shark" Mmh yes the floor is made of floor

[@moonchild3370]

mmh yes, f l o o r

[@chicagoakland]

STILL. A. SHARK, DO DO DOO DO DOO DO

[@stefania5882]

This comment made me laugh SO hard in my office at work 😬

[@zoematthews9848]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@totalweirdo8538]

Sharks are made of shark

[@cheyanne510]

Ironically I got a “become a CEO in 5 easy steps” ad before this video

[@hiclain7340]

same :(

[@roscspctals]

I got a “how to become a lawyer” ad

[@toomuch_thyme]

Yea I got an add for like side hustling

[@Mr_Dani3]

I got fucking Tai Lopez

[@thomasdatoneboi405]

What were the steps?

[@georgesummers8535]

They really took John Steinbeck’s line about the “temporarily embarrassed capitalist”, which actually critiques how such a mindset holds back Americans from fighting for better conditions, and ran with it.

[@Hexaludius]

“...you’ll always walk to bed” People in wheelchairs: “am I a joke to you?”

[@sharpbackbones6755]

Dunno who they are walking to bed. I run.

[@cowlass6159]

Babies being caried to bed by their parents: "Bitch what am I? A roach?"

[@Bacteriophagebs]

The people making these memes: "Yes." Because that's the kind of people they are.

[@probably4943]

I don't know if this is normal... but the extra greeting actually makes me feel better

[@azteciandrumset7140]

Wanna go eat ramen?

[@aishaib7046]

@@azteciandrumset7140 lmao

[@SauneGames]

Top tier profile picture

[@felix_O_K_S]

The profile is beautiful

[@ethereal_desi2226]

Lmaooo love that show lol

[@caelenow2829]

I got entrepreneur rap ad as one of the mid rolls. Love it

[@makaylawhitford2966]

Caelen OW me2

[@PinkuPeachy]

I got it twice and also one about some privileged rich dropout

[@Sezy3]

I did tooooo

[@angel-qs8ox]

he had a bandana wrapped *around his ears*

[@kaitlynbarnacle92]

Me too lol

[@Lucifersfursona]

“You’re gonna die” “Gasp” “That’s inspiration!” You can’t just upload all of SAW like that

[@lenidell4840]

This comment is so underrated lol

[@broadex9080]

Hehehe spongebob me boy I have overdosed on black tar heroin and I'm going to die..arrggghgh

[@Nightswarmer]

She's reacting like she haven't seen 500 "Momento mori" tattoos in her life..

[@hellogoato]

This comment made me belly laugh, I love this

[@broadex9080]

@@hellogoato do you want to play a game?

[@carameloatmilk]

the mid roll ad i got in this video was two white guys rapping these exact lyrics: “so all you entrepreneurs and wannabes don’t you dare skip this ad and follow me, so you wanna make money but what’s the best way? here’s a story on how i made 10k in three days” and then i skipped it so i guess i will never make 10k in 3 days :-/

[@klaragustavar6156]

Lol me too

[@kayleent6033]

omg me too

[@joshuahildebrand5358]

Riley Joy me too

[@oopsurnotinvited6364]

sameee

[@biancaslomp1371]

Sameeee

[@thoseponyvibes]

"look in the mirror every morning and question your purpose" sounds like a good way to become depressed 🤨

[@agoofygoober7649]

Ikr like I already do that and it’s not because it helps me to succeed 😂

[@izzaamazing9277]

Look in the mirror every morning and tell that person to stop using your money (ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

[@MegaMGstudios]

Sounds like you're already depressed at that point

[@lemonstarofficial]

ok

[@aeircrown7994]

I mean this can be a good self reflection if done right lol

[@stephanieh2053]

Kurtis: "the power of yeet" Me: *subscribes*

[@mynameisddotcalm1008]

Super Steph welcome to the land of Extra Greetings!

[@graaaah9080]

welcome to kurtistown

[@shelbygoyeau7481]

when you realize you're better than any Instagram entrepreneur because you're happy with your life and the amount of money you make

[@jasekasebase]

Ironically enough,realizing that is probably more motivational than any of your average social media quotes lmao

[@Iterator_SRS]

Damn, y'all are happy?

[@lilyritchie-cruickshank4969]

The Power Of "Yeet": --> I can't do it... YEET --> I don't understand... YEET --> It isn't working... YEET

[@opticalyoutube5597]

--> This bitch empty... YEET

[@luzfrnd]

I haven't shat my pants today...YEET

[@coairsubs2716]

YEET HOMEWORK

[@glitchgwen470]

it isn’t working...BYE IDIOT

[@thegoods7011]

669 likes.. YEET

[@daisy-wh8fb]

The power of YET was something they taught us at my school I vividly remember everyone commenting 'I haven't died....yet'

[@Graphic_Toad]

Anxie-tea same here, I still here my teacher’s voice when I lie awake at night telling me I don’t understand YET

[@nox71377]

I haven’t killed literally everyone........ YET

[@emersonhorvath6149]

I learned the power of yet in 1st grade it was honestly kinda dumb

[@jaymegreen5647]

Inspirational quote: Redbull gives you wings

[@azureblue.567]

*flies away 😁👍🏼

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Redbull gives me gas. Maybe if I drink enough Redbulls, I can levitate by farting. lol

[@Blues458]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker lmao

[@TheRegularHedgehog575]

I love wiings.

[@idontknowwhatimdoing3887]

Wiiings

[@maggieledezma6218]

i frequently can pull myself out of a bad mood by reminding myself, "no more sad shit, boss up" and just no longer feeling upset purely for the meme

[@Gabriel-rl2ro]

My dad drove the same Toyota since 2003 and now it's my car and it's still driving just fine. My Toyota works fucking harder than any entrepreneur.

[@ruffcole1183]

My Toyota is from 1994 so it works fucking harder than your Toyota. Bust up thotiana!

[@moth9181]

Gabe Chandler those Japanese cars refuse to quit that’s why.

[@X1XBlackbirdX1X]

My Toyota is 31 years old and makes more power than both of your Toyota’s combined 😎

[@kfcoyote]

I absolutely love toyotas

[@nicolaglyne7202]

kurtis makes the driest jokes ever omfg I love them

[@sh3lboo]

My parents could make some saying- “You have asthma, pssssshhh, just breathe harder!” Or “Social anxiety, pshhhh, just talk to people!”

[@chemicaltoebeans9934]

An eating disorder? Pshhh just eat something!

[@MsLenepigen]

The cure to social anxiety IS to talk to people. Isolation and avoidance will only make it worse. Much worse. Any psychologist will tell you that. I tell you that, because that's how I overcame social anxiety.

[@pianoforte551]

SAME mine do be saying "You wanna kill yourself pssssshhh don't lol why would you" (also my parents) " You just make everyone else miserable" and featuring, "you aren't sad"

[@gamiket628]

@@pianoforte551 Or they would would say, "You're really sad, just be happy!"

[@pianoforte551]

@@gamiket628 YES EXACTLY lmao

[@yoonisverse]

i love how “the power of yet” went from instagram to elementary school classrooms.

[@gabrielleaowen]

get on your scuba gear boys we’re diving deep today.

[@abbeygreco79]

the “ ‘folks’ *CLAP* ” in the intro doesn’t get enough appreciation I love it every time

[@ivana9133]

ME TOO i laugh everytime 😂

[@Shaddiewolf]

Hells yea, it's why I watch these videos.

[@jillianc7485]

i’ve never seen that frog poster ever in my life and let me tell ya.... it’s troubling.

[@raulqueiroz9021]

i have vivid memories of it

[@jillianc7485]

Sovietic Panter lmao are u sure u don’t mean nightmares ?!

[@jessi9375]

Same

[@2fortsmostwanted]

These people say "respect the daily grind" until someone works at McDonalds

[@casey7045]

*me laying in the hospital after a sugery* doctor: " well good news youre not dead.....yet"

[@mysteryname6792]

Well... That goes along with the three words of inspiration: "You're gonna die."

[@s0phism]

_chainsaw intensifies_

[@j-slr42]

Lol

[@wethandlebar]

You're pre dead

[@lemonstarofficial]

ok

[@thekawaiicripple]

“You’ll always walk to bed” JOKES ON YOU! *i cant walk*

[@barheha5570]

Grade A Trash On Wheels SIS

[@mandas00]

F

[@Butternubs80085]

Joke got 100 times better when I saw ur profile

[@craftducky]

you cant walk because you dont *hustle* enough

[@runitback5236]

They had us on the first part not gonna lie

[@SewerRat01]

The power of *YEET* I don’t get this... YEET I can’t do this... YEET This bish empty... *YEET*

[@annapoulsen]

Bluberripai! ! I can’t do this... *throws laptop into the sun* YEET!

[@unnoticed9988]

Oh, so no head?..... *YEET*

[@jimblejambles7103]

That makes more sense than the actual post. Like, if it doesn't work well then throw it away - *YEET*

[@romaromasalad112]

This is so 2019 😭

[@SewerRat01]

@@romaromasalad112 fr

[@The_Jello_Lord]

My school system is really into the whole "Power of Yet/Growth Mindset" thing, and from 3rd grade to 6th grade we had an entire class dedicated to it

[@kaythe9653]

The one about the CEO is from an interview with a famous actress. It was her response to the extremely inappropriate question. Not meant to be an entrepreneur quote smfh

[@nejdalej]

That makes a lot of sense

[@coolcatalesha]

wait which one he said ceo like a million times lol

[@freshlybakedsporks]

coolcatalesha I assume the "favorite position" one which was a Lauren Conrad quote lmao

[@NatalieMarie917]

It’s Lauren Conrad, but she isn’t an actress

[@kaythe9653]

coolcatalesha A girl was asked what her favorite position was in an interview and she said, “CEO.”

[@thebeu8722]

Ugh I needed that extra greeting today. Glad I got it from my favorite Yeeyee boy

[@thebeu8722]

Ruthie Bates yesss😂

[@hollypass7462]

The Beu he’s my ONLY yeeyee boy

[@70sman]

when he said "my favorite position is CEO" I literally gagged.

[@natalie-cu3to]

Yes, that’s my favorite position

[@MothmanCallsMeDaddy]

I actually think that comment was in reply to someone who asked a very inappropriate question, specifically to a woman. I'm not very sure tho. :/

[@djtheturtle1399]

@@MothmanCallsMeDaddy not that women can't be CEOs but these accounts are obviously targeted at men

[@lillustpotion]

@@MothmanCallsMeDaddy Lauren Conrad from Laguna Beach tv show

[@Arrow-dn5ei]

The first time I watched this I laughed with my sister about the “my parents aren’t divorced… yet” now my parents are divorced. The Power of Yet

[@ninagracee5224]

i cried my eyes out when Kurtis didnt get his sushi but then i slapped myself and said nO MOrE SAd, bOsS uP!

[@jamie_rants4218]

Didn’t get his sushi... yet.

[@zvnpek_]

pre-sushi

[@Uvuv6969]

Ha your pfp is an oxymoron It says you’re gay but you have the bi flag smh

[@ninagracee5224]

@@Uvuv6969 Because I'm 80% gay ._.

[@Uvuv6969]

@@ninagracee5224 sarcasm

[@SiobhanMalcolm]

Kurtis is almost at 1 million subscribers. That's 1 million people getting blessed with an extra greeting every video, the world really is getting brighter

[@yahairamartinez3294]

21 minutes of Kurtis getting personally attacked

[@starshiiinebby]

Kurtis Conner is my comfort channel. Nothing better than getting off my WFH job and putting on a few videos while I have dinner and medicate. My goal is to see you live one day. 💖

[@emillyvega6784]

Everyday at 8 am mark zuccerburg wakes up and changes his batteries

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Emily Vaga why tf doesn't he just charge them?

[@ElloLoJo]

James Bond dangerous to leave stuff plugged in overnight duh

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Lorna S yeah... no, it's not.

[@emillyvega6784]

@@JamesBond-xx1lv true

[@pinkfeet518]

James Bond because he’s so rich from gridding day in and day out he can afford batteries everyday

[@sallynewman7320]

"Everyone's always telling me 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a hat?"

[@up-bd8gt]

No I don't want you to buy me a hat!

[@lmcme98]

ITS A METAPHOR DADDY

[@abby9797]

i wanna be a sock

[@morgancha1272]

That was my first thought

[@azureblue.567]

@@abby9797 same 👌🏼

[@cheesygrilkaboomyawoman]

Straight up if I looked in the mirror every morning and questioned my purpose then I would have mental breakdowns waaaaaaaay more often.

[@amberb.6395]

Was thinking the exact same thing

[@soapybagle]

They’re already a tad too frequent

[@alecosaurusrex1266]

So that’s why...

[@mooncrumble9036]

Fun fact: Back when I used to have major trouble sleeping, I would intentionally try to give myself a existential crisis because it would be so tiring that I would be asleep by 1a.m.

[@simplycharming123]

@@mooncrumble9036 not really fun but okay...

[@thatsofetch16]

"No more sad shit. Boss up" Suddenly I don't have depression

[@LadyVenus125]

Same.

[@Nomhle.]

Kurtis when he hits 1 million subs, " Are you ready to hustle? Are you ready to do it? The grind does not stop, okay!?"

[@Maddie-fb5kg]

we're almost there yee yee

[@koiuses]

i’m not ugly i’m pre-pretty HAH it looks like i stuttered

[@bojo0710]

Don't know why but your comment is the first KZbin comment to actually make me lol xD

[@mondayisdead]

cries in having a stutter

[@phoebelee8561]

ra wr dang you really like Wyatt olef

[@mondayisdead]

@@phoebelee8561 yes i do what about it

[@phoebelee8561]

ra wr nothing, it’s great!

[@grandmabertha6329]

ma'am, im sorry to inform you that your wife has been pronounced post-alive

[@newta5208]

I'm starting to think you're only my friend for the chocolate 😪

[@angycat4262]

Grandma nooo

[@deathvideogame]

Our child is pre-living!

[@anonymousgreen407]

so they're lesbian

[@grandmabertha6329]

@@anonymousgreen407 idk it was an accident but sure, they can be

[@rachelr2792]

Growing up learning about “The power of yet” has concluded in me saying “I’m not dead yet.” Randomly

[@alyssafunches9645]

Kurtis is the edgiest soft boi I’ve ever seen

[@elenan7525]

softedge boy???

[@mishifishy]

sodgy boy

[@hrvbox]

you're getting 1M so soon and i couldn't be more proud of my soft son

[@dorkchops]

I'm trying to wait so I can be the 1 millionth resident of Kurtistown. Resisting the urge to sub after 3 seconds is hard

[@jadesfromjupiter7780]

I knowwww

[@laurenvcouto]

he’s at 2mi now 🥺

[@ej6975]

Aye 1000th like

[@whosnatchedmyweave6213]

2.5 now 😭💀💕

[@paisley4197]

"i don't get it." "i can't do this." "this doesn't work." take a deep breath. go for a short ride on your horse, make a tiktok for your country fans, maybe pop open a cold one with the boys. then add a "yee yee" to the end of your sentence: as in: "i don't get it... yee yee." "i can't do this... yee yee." "this doesn't work.. yee yee." it may not be easy, but it doesn't mean you're never going to meet the challenge.

[@tatapulido4609]

This made me laugh too hard omg

[@ChristiKu3]

I love this.

[@dreidsbf]

ugh your mind

[@valeriab2199]

Now I’m highly motivated thanks king

[@charrojerez]

*i aM m0tiVated!¡1 :D*

[@06vivien123]

Finally, I m now susbscribed to Kurtis After 3 years of saying myself "i m not subscribe... yet", the time has come. Feels good man

[@macaroondude5342]

“No matter how rich you are or how many cars you have, you’ll always walk to bed” People in wheelchairs: 👁👄👁

[@soapybagle]

Astronauts: 👁👄👁

[@ew8550]

fishes: 👁️👄👁️

[@jjokal]

homeless people: 👁👄👁

[@chaotickreg7024]

Maybe it should be "Everyone crawls into bed"

[@cherrybear2233]

Maybe just everyone sleeps lol

[@amydyson3902]

while watching this i got an ad that was entrepreneurs rapping about ‘how i made 10x in 30 days’ and how i should ‘not dare skip and follow him’ and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up this video

[@teafoamart2757]

Teleporting Jellyfish holy shit I just got that ad too

[@roddur1000]

Looool I got that too

[@paddyodoor3090]

Got the same ad

[@jacktowers7533]

I love how all these things billionaires do in these quotes like “gets up and looks at the mirror every day questioning his purpose” You realise that shit only sounds cool once you’re successful Anyone else doing the same thing you’d call a shrink to make sure they’re okay

[@aliciabolanos6176]

I’m late cux I barely subscribed BUT GIRL EXACTLY I would not to that cuz then I’m pretty sure I would have a breakdown 😂

[@mellamojeff458]

mostly if you do that, you start mentally break down

[@Bacteriophagebs]

All mental illnesses become cool if you're rich. In fact, some are _required_ to be a billionaire. Required: hoarding. As long as the thing you hoard is money, it's fine. Also required: narcissism and/or psychopathy. Any mentally healthy person would either stop accumulating wealth and just relax, or use their money to fix shit. Only hoarders who don't care about others can become billionaires.

[@_poqu]

My father just told me to stop “looking at that handsome man and do my homework” It was paused on Kurtis’ face 😳 (edit i just have been informed it sounds like my dad wants me to do _his_ homework)

[@ireadfanficsforcomfortandn2534]

Ur dad is a icon

[@sonetagu1337]

Baeed OML💀💀💀💀

[@idonoteatglitterglue]

W dad

[@_poqu]

@@idonoteatglitterglue frfr Happy new years btw

[@idonoteatglitterglue]

@@_poqu happy new year!

[@RokhayaCameron-t9s]

What a coincidence, I got an ad for a high school dropout that became a millionaire

[@gorygnome]

Haha I got the same ad

[@Eva-jz9qt]

Rokhaya Cameron same😂

[@xena6729]

Rokhaya Cameron MEEE TOOO💀💀

[@user-sz3ri9gr6g]

Same

[@parisbryson6925]

same I was dying

[@BenBluee]

Change ‘yet’ to ‘yeet’ anyway. “I don’t have it.... yeet” “I can’t do it..... yeet”

[@camila1695]

yeet.

[@BenBluee]

Camila Santos BIG yeet

[@Y21lizz]

Just as i was reading this comment the video is in 3:17 🤯

[@idiotmartsu1182]

Now change that into yee yee

[@leahtaleah]

The power of yeet

[@staceex0]

“I don’t get it... yeet.” “I can’t do this... yeet.” “This doesn’t work... yeet.” The power of yeet

[@dieforyou8857]

Underrated

[@nootboot9324]

Just yeet the closest object to you. Then you’ll discover true power

[@NeciaNavine]

I'm laughing too much about this

[@marandaward1663]

“This bitch is empty...yeet.”

[@LizBizBean]

That first one with "Yet" brings back so many awful memories of teachers telling me I need to have a growth mindset when I was literally a third grader that was sad I didn't understand a math problem

[@phantomology13]

ikr like “You just need to think more POSITIVELY and have a GROWTH MINDSET!!!” “…bitch I literally have dyscalculia”

[@kelsey5846]

Okay I am genuinely worried to take a drink of water while your videos are playing. It could be catastrophic.

[@franziska9260]

I made this mistake

[@7907-u8h]

@@franziska9260 me too except I was eating mushrooms. I sucked it into my throat while laughing and nearly choked.

[@rozagr]

Franchesca Mia same ...

[@zainanahas6688]

Kelsey Markham this comment is so accurate it’s ridiculous

[@worldsbiggestholdthegirlfan]

I’m watched a Kurtis video at work once and oof I laughed so hard. I am so sorry to my coworkers

[@averyroses4717]

I was today years old when I realized that the KZbin award in the background is real and not a piece of printer paper

[@Altheaisokay]

lol i thought it was also paper.. as like a ironic thing

[@christomlin3878]

I was today years old when I realized it looked so much like paper

[@mono4390]

i was today years old when i saw that thing

[@ashleylytle5556]

I'm not depressed. I pre-happy.

[@flabbergasted1]

depression is an illness not an emotion

[@Strdyaftrnoon]

More like post- happy amirite fellow depression gang😭😭

[@socialnorm3295]

I’m not cringing at this, I’m pre-praising this

[@rexisnox]

@@flabbergasted1 Thats the point.

[@themyofmy]

@@flabbergasted1 it's both lol

[@ahobbit1273]

Me, a teacher, constantly hearing people who don’t understand everything I do demean and insult my profession: :( :( :( Kurtis: “Teachers, the most admirable job you can have-“ Me: :) :) :)

[@kennedysmith4033]

Did anybody else get a “motivational” ad before this about a 17-year-old high school dropout? And the second ad about an entrepreneur?

[@alyssafunches9645]

Natasha Buy i did i closed the app after reading this comment and then suddenly this rich 17 year old was talking to me.

[@miriamt9076]

Yes

[@floofbythefoot7943]

i got that one lmao, and a trump impeachment ad

[@Recyclabled]

Natasha Buy y e s

[@juliasacta7756]

Wat the frig I got the 17 year old dropout ad that's crazy

[@Lauren-rx9fv]

“If you want to be in the 1% you got to give 100%”. The millions of people who do unspeakably bad jobs and still can’t feed their kids would beg to differ

[@Herobrine_-ou9pv]

I'm assuming you meant "feed" rather than "feel"

[@Lauren-rx9fv]

@@Herobrine_-ou9pv sorry, autocorrect

[@kaywantsfood]

Smh then they're just not trying hard enough boss up and feed your kids (joke)

[@abbey03]

“The power of yeet, it’s incredible” T-shirt idea

[@KateCantDraw]

Quotes from this video that need to have merch 1: The power of Yeet 2: The Zuck don't give a f**k 3: F**k emotions dude 4: I don't know why I'm dancing like this 5: Curse you Bugatti

[@枒]

I would absolutely buy the entire stock of curse you Bugatti shirts

[@thoseraccoons]

-What's your business? -None of your business.

[@maskiert1057]

Stefu Whats THE business

[@thoseraccoons]

@@maskiert1057 Well I have hearing problems so fuck it.

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

Kitten dangling from a tree branch "Hang in There!" Literally in every elementary and middle school, usually in the nurse's office.

[@missundies]

Absolutely Ridiculous And I love it.

[@PsychWorm]

“Reach for the moon. Even if you fail, you’ll be among the stars” not even close to scientifically accurate, but in every school😂

[@cicadeus7741]

Gods forbid someone ENJOYS a humble job 😔 i adore being a waiter, service work is so varied and fun ♡

[@ink_puke_]

i am so happy for you! thank you, your job is essential :)

[@Lucifersfursona]

I am happy you enjoy your work that shit’s beautiful 🥰 rare

[@literallyafishhook]

i just got a job as a barista and i absolutely love it... it's so weird to have a job that i actually like for once but it's genuinely fun

[@skyblueflower6805]

@@literallyafishhook thank you and @CICADEUS for your service :)

[@haleymist09]

Getting a super great waiter is a such a joy and I appreciate them!!!