Motivational Pictures That Aren't Motivational

About a year ago, I made a video about Instagram Entrepreneurs as a whole, and it was a lot of fun. A year has gone by, so I've decided to revisit this topic, and take a closer look at these "un-motivational motivational" pictures all over Instagram.
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[@kurtisconner]

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[@ralsei3120]

Kurtis, are you feeling okay? XD

[@montserratlezama721]

Kurtis Conner shoe, shoe

[@figsoup]

King

[@thenixons7514]

Let's get this bread

[@jorgen9241]

i'm a business lion mami

[@cerebrumexcrement]

fun fact: Rolls Royce makes $3 billion in profits Toyota makes $17 billion in profits

[@clsdchnnl9273]

Poop Brain lol Rolls Royce makes 1/8th in profits from Toyota but also employs 1/100th of people compared to toyota... People at Rolls earn just waaaaay better

[@yaphace]

I’m hungry

[@carleeh7961]

thank you poop brain very cool

[@yes.9731]

yaphace me too

[@tristanchaplin392]

wow im a car geek and i didnt know this. but the corolla is the like the best selling car in america even the world

[@Marimoxley]

"I dont have a drinking problem...yet"

[@nicole-ve1xq]

pre-alcoholic

[@Kiki-xh1iz]

Yes🖤

[@baphometwingsof666]

I don't have a drinking problem...YEET **throws bottle of rum across the hallway**

[@whereaminoliterallywheream1035]

Lol

[@Mina_Morales]

@@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 you are at kurtis town lol

[@atzcore]

so when steve jobs is questioning his life purpose at 6am it's "inspirational" and "cool", but when i do it it's an "existential crisis" smh

[@fiorello9516]

IT'S SOCIETY'S FAULT.

[@DrMoonAtNight]

@@fiorello9516 Get a load of this society!

[@moonrose36]

Look at this dumb society

[@lucasisnthere9540]

Go get a glass of that SOCIETY

[@saigeswabwre4198]

Real

[@TheAsexualJellyBean]

I like how the Zuckerberg post was like "You don't have time to pick a T-shirt!" and then the Steve Jobs one is like "Just stare at yourself in the mirror for a while."

[@whyamidoingthis5236]

Stare in the mirror, questioning why you wear the same ugly shirt every day

[@paavani5337]

LMFAO im wheezing

[@bengallup9321]

Lmao I missed that contradiction up till now

[@emilydonley8487]

He’s staring with all the time he saved not picking a shirt

[@AshaSara]

why doesn't Mark just lay out his clothes before he goes to bed??

[@hollymh6266]

Oh, so when Steve Jobs stares into his mirror questioning his purpose every single day, it's 'inspiring' and 'motivational', but when *I* do it, I'm ""'having a breakdown'''' and '""need to see a doctor'""???

[@nata-hj4hb]

steve jobs cant stare into any mirrors anymore.

[@alysspotato3615]

I just gave u your 69th like. You're welcome

[@jacemaule2840]

I gave you your 70th... I’m sorry

[@drunkenchords3370]

To quote Lionel Luthor "When your rich, you're not crazy. You're eccentric."

[@sootydooty4346]

Holly MH Now he looks into windows c:

[@Maria-ob7ii]

I’m not fat. I’m pre-skinny

[@darijabrojchin5324]

Now this is truly inspirational

[@moved.6963]

I'm not a waste of oxygen, I'm pre-talented.

[@liltimmytimstatistics3809]

I would like but it’s 666

[@uhm9469]

I'm not gay. I'm pre- nevermind I'm just gay

[@pretty948]

I'm not ugly. I'm pre-tty bitch I'm beautiful

[@fashiharz8584]

I know parasocial "friendships" are not healthy but if Kurtis was ever exposed to be a jerk IRL i am going to be very sad.

[@absolutetrash8118]

parasocial relationships are a pretty normal part of human nature, as long as you keep in mind that they are parasocial and the other party doesnt actually know you

[@antisocialal4799]

It was the same way with John Mulaney. I was hella upset with all the shit he’s doing. From the cheating, to the having Chappelle open for him after the closer, to the subtle ways he’s said some serious bigoted shit.

[@OS-dd1bn]

@@antisocialal4799 What did he say?

[@leggyaleg4837]

​@@OS-dd1bn Chappelle said some really transphobic shit and mulaney cheated on his girlfriend after all he did was talk shit about her on stage, the fact that John had Chappelle open for him just shows how fucked up they both are

[@olivercharles2930]

@@antisocialal4799 1 out of those three doesn't belong imo, having another comedian open for you is not a bad thing, even if they have made some controversial jokes before.

[@Lucifersfursona]

“You’re gonna die” “Gasp” “That’s inspiration!” You can’t just upload all of SAW like that

[@lenidell4840]

This comment is so underrated lol

[@broadex9080]

Hehehe spongebob me boy I have overdosed on black tar heroin and I'm going to die..arrggghgh

[@Nightswarmer]

She's reacting like she haven't seen 500 "Momento mori" tattoos in her life..

[@hellogoato]

This comment made me belly laugh, I love this

[@broadex9080]

@@hellogoato do you want to play a game?

[@tasosGATE7]

We are all pre dead.

[@queer-ios3155]

Wow this is funny now but I'll be having a mental break down at 12 am pondering life because of it

[@cccronuslol2816]

wise words youtune user kapoui_56

[@amandathomas3041]

Well I mean... you are

[@rxghxv505]

Fuck yes

[@jamiragr7084]

damn that's deep man, keep hustling 😤💯

[@ngtruht]

Funny how most of the people who are labeled "unmotivated, lazy, having small dreams" because they work at McDonald, Walmart, ect...are now essential workers working at the front line to keep the economy going.

[@avrila4588]

*sips facts, not tea*

[@elmachotracho7963]

And the “motivated, hustlers, big dreamers” are unemployed, high schoolers, or pyramid scheme scammed people.

[@aviewer4274]

ngtruht ........ u are right.

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

As a student who works at a grocery store, there was a whole ass mode switch from 'get a real job' to 'thank you so much for being here' REAL QUICK.

[@bulbasour3]

TEA

[@0Katie0]

my uncle is a "entrepreneur" he's also coincidentally the uncle that isn't invited to thanksgiving

[@takke9830]

Shocking!

[@cniknik9863]

Alot of these are witless, but I actually really like the "yet" one. I had a therapist tell me something of the sort. As a perfectionist with depression with the tendency to beat up on myself for not getting something right away, I recognize that it does take strength to walk away and return to the problem later. With less stress and a fresh start, you are more likely to succeed.

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

I say this to my clients when they start learning new skills like clicker training; it takes time to learn them so don't get disheartened if you don't get it instantly.

[@Thurston86]

@@Hair8Metal8Karen I read that to mean you clicker train your clients and now I want to see a bunch of people doing tricks for a little bite of a hamburger and a ~click~

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

@@Thurston86 hey, I'm sure there's some out there who'll enjoy that.

[@Pragabond]

100% yeah definitely something I'm learning over the past year with my ADHD and rejection sensitivity

[@shrutipanday5918]

same even i really liked that one, i was like woah not a bad start then the rest...lmao

[@kayleeedwards8708]

I’m not single. I’m pre relationship.

[@omirosetteblack]

Love your profile picture!

[@omirosetteblack]

Love your profile picture

[@jadecarlton6023]

OoOo same : )

[@niy._.]

Solangelooo😻🙀

[@HR-qk3wh]

@@omirosetteblack Same 😂 I need more solangelo

[@user-zo8nl9be5l]

*"the zucc don't give a fucc"* ~ Kurtis Conner, 2k19

[@uwunwn2811]

cuzz you succ

[@gaja6692]

@@uwunwn2811 but he doesn't give a fucc

[@17kriskross]

darth plagueis every video theres always one phrase we need on a tshirt

[@meuriellahall6201]

@@uwunwn2811 he will knucc you down for insunlting the fuccing zuccing

[@full-timepog6844]

nuck if you zucc, nucc if you zucc

[@missdemeanor608]

I love the fact that danny didnt age in five years but kurtis went from soft boy to 90's sitcom dad

[@Pragabond]

I'd argue he turned into an 80s coke dealer from Miami more than a 90s sitcom dad

[@Scarecrow_Crane]

What I wish motivational/inspirational posts were like: “Don’t overwork yourself, you deserve to rest”, “Having mental illness isn’t a personal failure”, and idolizing and respecting people who have jobs that aren’t glamorous (librarians, janitors, fast food employees, teachers, etc) What motivational/inspirational posts are like: “Work hard and you’ll be a billionaire”, “Hustle hard”, Belittling minimum wage workers, idolizing and obsessing over billionaires who exploit the working class and were born with a lot of privilege

[@psevdonimietohuina]

I agree

[@stevedenny7887]

Yeah, they act as if what you get out of something is directly proportional to what you get out of it, while completely ignoring the nuance of there potentially being diminishing returns or some sort of plateau, not to mention how it affects every part of your life outside of your fiscal success. Also, it's not as if you can just keep putting more effort into something forever and get an infinitely increasing amount of profit from it as a result. It reminds me of the girl on twitch that said that, if you don't have five dollars, you should be working more, as if you can always just work more forever.

[@roachmilk385]

Imagine your doctor walks in and says, “you don’t have cancer... yet.”

[@justboredhelpme195]

I mean eventually everyone will get cancer, so this is correct

[@muza5505]

@@justboredhelpme195 :(

[@hauntedhotel8565]

@@justboredhelpme195 wait WHAT

[@justboredhelpme195]

mu za :(

[@justboredhelpme195]

HauntedHotel cancer is the mutation of cells. Our cells are constantly dying and reproducing. Eventually there will be a mutation due to how constant they are being created. So eventually everyone will get cancer if something doesn’t beat them to it

[@SewerRat01]

The power of *YEET* I don’t get this... YEET I can’t do this... YEET This bish empty... *YEET*

[@annapoulsen]

Bluberripai! ! I can’t do this... *throws laptop into the sun* YEET!

[@unnoticed9988]

Oh, so no head?..... *YEET*

[@jimblejambles7103]

That makes more sense than the actual post. Like, if it doesn't work well then throw it away - *YEET*

[@shelbygoyeau7481]

when you realize you're better than any Instagram entrepreneur because you're happy with your life and the amount of money you make

[@jasekasebase]

Ironically enough,realizing that is probably more motivational than any of your average social media quotes lmao

[@Iterator_SRS]

Damn, y'all are happy?

[@Pragabond]

To be completely fair the whole "I can't do this....yet" is really useful when you have just all the ADHD and the sheer massive boatload of extra criticism and negativity dump on you. Definitely been helping me the past year or so with staying motivated and not getting discouraged or frustrated. Its not ground breaking even in the slightest but even that can be a game changer when you start framing things like that

[@jaesallee7824]

I'm not depressed- I'm just pre-happy

[@erinistryingherbest]

Fuck i was scrolling up to write that ;^;

[@yaknowvoe]

Yet

[@mranxiety9995]

Ohh jo. Jae...buddy...

[@non-binarybaby9514]

Omg I’m stealing that.😭✌️

[@mayasuri5184]

Nah I’m just post-happy

[@Kolle4732]

I'm not gay I'm just post-straight.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

I'm not cis I'm just pre-trans

[@rat9999]

I'm not in the closet. I'm just pre-out

[@r.7530]

I'm not straight I'm just pre-gay

[@aliteralegg7901]

Im not agender, Im just post-gender

[@Juno-bug]

Isn’t post like,now?

[@garthvader9916]

'Entrepreneurs': "If money isn't everything, go work at McDonald's." Teachers, nurses, taxi drivers, emergency service workers, cleaners:

[@mimicostich]

I audibly gasped when he said “you’re gonna die! Thats motivation!” How does that even come out of someone’s mouth😭😭

[@elisecode2212]

i think he was going for a "life is short; live it to the fullest" thing but phrased it bluntly

[@olivercharles2930]

It is pretty based actually.

[@Pragabond]

@@olivercharles2930Kind of but he also phrased it like a weird vaguely psychotic moron like Gary Vee does with everything. He deadass can't phrase any motivational anything without 80% of it just being traumatize yourself until you make more money

[@andreaartunian8551]

imagine not getting an extra greeting

[@pamelastacey5047]

Can't relate

[@kokoalana]

Im feeling fucking blue rn, why did you do that

[@Heythere8008]

why would u make me imagine that :~(

[@DeviousNut14]

@@pamelastacey5047 ..Yet

[@guidingstar6718]

One of his videos didn't have one as everyone got mad

[@novasingsstupidstuff6354]

I was laughing at the "always walk to bed" one because I literally can't walk I'm paralysed from the waist down

[@victoriadurrett4125]

I-

[@casualcrisis6349]

oh

[@miasmanic4396]

LMAOOOO THIS IS GOLD

[@mystrigrl7334]

f

[@forciade]

dude i-

[@georgesummers8535]

They really took John Steinbeck’s line about the “temporarily embarrassed capitalist”, which actually critiques how such a mindset holds back Americans from fighting for better conditions, and ran with it.

[@maggieledezma6218]

i frequently can pull myself out of a bad mood by reminding myself, "no more sad shit, boss up" and just no longer feeling upset purely for the meme

[@marshall9003]

I don’t have anxiety, I’m pre-relaxed.

[@pretty948]

😭😭😭

[@forrestmurray7474]

I don't have anxiety... YET

[@pretty948]

Celeste Murray dan dan daaaan

[@Meme-qy2gi]

Or post-relaxed?

[@pretty948]

@@Meme-qy2gi oh shit

[@classydays43]

CEO: hires workers CEO: don't work for others. Work for yourself. Workers: okay *leaves company* CEO: no wait

[@igorruva8927]

Lol

[@vanillaloveofficial]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@statueofliberty1132]

hahahahahahaha

[@ghoulishffx]

but seriously. rich people always say "go be rich like us! its easy" and then get mad when they actually try they feed us lies like, "just work harder," in order to increase useless productivity. it's surprising how many people think that their unpaid overtime will be worth it.

[@classydays43]

@@ghoulishffx the best way to make money is to live a life where you don't have to spend it. Really, at the end of the day, billionaires just don't spend money. Jeff Bezos, for example, under pays his workers and runs whole processes on a shoestring budget and he's the richest man in the world. He didn't get there just by being successful - he's a cheap skate.

[@_poqu]

My father just told me to stop “looking at that handsome man and do my homework” It was paused on Kurtis’ face 😳 (edit i just have been informed it sounds like my dad wants me to do _his_ homework)

[@ireadfanficsforcomfortandn2534]

Ur dad is a icon

[@sonetagu1337]

Baeed OML💀💀💀💀

[@idonoteatglitterglue]

W dad

[@_poqu]

@@idonoteatglitterglue frfr Happy new years btw

[@idonoteatglitterglue]

@@_poqu happy new year!

[@thatsofetch16]

"No more sad shit. Boss up" Suddenly I don't have depression

[@LadyVenus125]

Same.

[@mermaidprincess27]

next time I'm having a depressive episode, I'll just say to myself "no more sad shit, boss up" and I'll be cured 🤩

[@grilledcheese5000]

Just gotta remember you're pre-serotonin

[@vampbie55]

Yed

[@rachaelbrown3656]

Broke: I’m sad Woke: i have depression Bespoke: I’m pre serotonin B)

[@tutifruity1154]

i'm in one right now and saying that stopped it, thank you

[@officialname9817]

Kyra McNeill what’s serotonin?

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

“The lion is the king of beasts, obviously for a reason.” Actually there is no reason for lions to be king of beasts. Male lions sleep for twenty two hours a day while the lioness’ are hunters.

[@dog_boy5123]

Yep they are cats alright

[@Salmonella_18]

And they also kill in groups, they can't beat elephant giraffe easily..they are just another animal

[@adecentdelinquent8986]

And tigers are stronger than them if I'm not mistaken. And lions fear the sound of roosters I think?

[@perperperpen]

Lioness' are still lions dude. Rarely do i hear people actually refer to a female lion as a lioness; theyre all lions.

[@dog_boy5123]

@@perperperpen lions are just big cats

[@yoonisverse]

i love how “the power of yet” went from instagram to elementary school classrooms.

[@lorelei4481]

My school system is really into the whole "Power of Yet/Growth Mindset" thing, and from 3rd grade to 6th grade we had an entire class dedicated to it

[@koiuses]

i’m not ugly i’m pre-pretty HAH it looks like i stuttered

[@bojo0710]

Don't know why but your comment is the first KZbin comment to actually make me lol xD

[@mondayisdead]

cries in having a stutter

[@phoebelee8561]

ra wr dang you really like Wyatt olef

[@mondayisdead]

@@phoebelee8561 yes i do what about it

[@phoebelee8561]

ra wr nothing, it’s great!

[@peytongomer2305]

I’ve reached a point where I don’t even read the title on Kurtis’ videos but I just click and trust it will be content

[@ChristiKu3]

Same.

[@AD-cy4vj]

Well a video is content

[@taylorbritt499]

This is a content

[@asapemily1627]

Curtis is the youtube account version of chikfila

[@bejjj]

Do you know what content means?

[@2fortsmostwanted]

These people say "respect the daily grind" until someone works at McDonalds

[@KeaveMind]

I can confirm that idolizing is absolutely unhealthy. As a dumb teenager I mostly idolized family members and got really depressed cause I could never be what they are

[@IdislikeTechnology]

We need to teach kids how everyone is literally on a different life trajectory, with different battles and challanges 🤷‍♀️

[@_eurocat_]

"A baby shark is still a shark" Mmh yes the floor is made of floor

[@moonchild3370]

mmh yes, f l o o r

[@chicagoakland]

STILL. A. SHARK, DO DO DOO DO DOO DO

[@stefania5882]

This comment made me laugh SO hard in my office at work 😬

[@zoematthews9848]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@totalweirdo8538]

Sharks are made of shark

[@beemce1757]

if you can't grow your own balls, store bought is fine

[@opelaurora3276]

I find they have a very distinct smell

[@fun4513]

Batteries not included

[@FunkVT]

My heart

[@stardeki]

trans guy mood

[@Scopop08]

Trans ftm solidarity

[@alina-sp2kf]

my dad sends these pictures to me and my brother all the time🧍🏽‍♀️

[@LizBizBean]

That first one with "Yet" brings back so many awful memories of teachers telling me I need to have a growth mindset when I was literally a third grader that was sad I didn't understand a math problem

[@phantomboba]

ikr like “You just need to think more POSITIVELY and have a GROWTH MINDSET!!!” “…bitch I literally have dyscalculia”

[@noobula7]

A boss baby is still a boss

[@jackiecohern8254]

a boss baby is still a baby

[@SoulessDeathsofUnicorns]

A baby is still a baby

[@lonelyheartsclub580]

@@SoulessDeathsofUnicorns a boss is still a boss

[@onomatopoeia6849]

Freaking heck dude

[@lazyken6468]

Baby boss dudududurududududu

[@thoseponyvibes]

"look in the mirror every morning and question your purpose" sounds like a good way to become depressed 🤨

[@agoofygoober7649]

Ikr like I already do that and it’s not because it helps me to succeed 😂

[@izzaamazing9277]

Look in the mirror every morning and tell that person to stop using your money (ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

[@MegaMGstudios]

Sounds like you're already depressed at that point

[@lemonstarofficial]

ok

[@aeircrown7994]

I mean this can be a good self reflection if done right lol

[@briannaramirez271]

Glad to see that two years later, Kurtis is finally driving a Rolls Royce (definitely not a Toyota)

[@stacey101]

4:15 the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[@erebuspennell2379]

I'm not a minor, I'm a pre-adult. 😳🤚

[@mysteryname6792]

You should try that at a bar or a club

[@zetjet9901]

@@mysteryname6792 bat?

[@mysteryname6792]

@@zetjet9901 lmao sorry I corrected it

[@cleanclean4031]

Having stockholm syndrome in court

[@gasp4984]

HAHAHHAhah

[@TheKing-ve7lz]

Can people try to be motivational without being classist

[@AyyooEsther]

Bruh I've been staring at this trying to get at least one thought... But I can't...i was in poverty growing up and I can't think of one.... WOW

[@tristinnewkirk699]

@@AyyooEsther bruh that name is gold!

[@456puff]

Oh my gosh, King Harkinian! I'm like, your biggest fan!

[@riverscuomo7140]

Wow, when a king is the person who's saying this, now THAT'S a sign that these people flooped it up big time.

[@xenoncantread]

@person person yeah but it's not motivational

[@babupelomundo]

Why go for the therapy when I just could say to myself “no more sad shit, boss up”? This saves lives 💪

[@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

“If you wanna be in the 1%, you gotta give 100%.” Okay but like that line wasn’t even bad-

[@thoseraccoons]

-What's your business? -None of your business.

[@maskiert1057]

Stefu Whats THE business

[@thoseraccoons]

@@maskiert1057 Well I have hearing problems so fuck it.

[@jaymegreen5647]

Inspirational quote: Redbull gives you wings

[@jaz.s2k2]

*flies away 😁👍🏼

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Redbull gives me gas. Maybe if I drink enough Redbulls, I can levitate by farting. lol

[@Blues458]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker lmao

[@TheRegularHedgehog575]

I love wiings.

[@idontknowwhatimdoing3887]

Wiiings

[@rachelr2792]

Growing up learning about “The power of yet” has concluded in me saying “I’m not dead yet.” Randomly

[@dahilessard8517]

im actually working working full time at mcdonalds to save up to open my beauty salon in a few years

[@Sara_Caterine]

That's awsome miga! Hope you're doing great 😊

[@BenBluee]

Change ‘yet’ to ‘yeet’ anyway. “I don’t have it.... yeet” “I can’t do it..... yeet”

[@camila1695]

yeet.

[@BenBluee]

Camila Santos BIG yeet

[@Y21lizz]

Just as i was reading this comment the video is in 3:17 🤯

[@idiotmartsu1182]

Now change that into yee yee

[@leahtaleah]

The power of yeet

[@brookebrannan5713]

21 minutes of kurtis getting heated over toyota’s

[@toxixbob8375]

I was too

[@erin-eh2sl]

Toyota’s what?

[@christinabrenae442]

Erin Heywood 💀😭😂

[@riabouchinska]

I'm so glad he commented on the shittiness of throwing shade at Toyota

[@yaphace]

“Kurtis getting heated”

[@starshiiinebby]

Kurtis Conner is my comfort channel. Nothing better than getting off my WFH job and putting on a few videos while I have dinner and medicate. My goal is to see you live one day. 💖

[@ahobbit1273]

Me, a teacher, constantly hearing people who don’t understand everything I do demean and insult my profession: :( :( :( Kurtis: “Teachers, the most admirable job you can have-“ Me: :) :) :)

[@frozensoulgem1545]

"I don't get it....YEET." "I can't do this....YEET." "This doesn't work....YEET." Very motivational. I'm truly inspired.

[@oo8962]

I can see myself doing this

[@FlapJackSyrup]

"this doesn't work... *YEET"*

[@nuclearcicada8192]

"This doesn't work" *throws laptop into sun* "YEET"

[@rottingfleshbreadstick7768]

DeleYEET thEET commentEAT idiotEET

[@raulphilipgoco403]

*"We will all die....YEET"*

[@Gabriel-rl2ro]

My dad drove the same Toyota since 2003 and now it's my car and it's still driving just fine. My Toyota works fucking harder than any entrepreneur.

[@ruffcole1183]

My Toyota is from 1994 so it works fucking harder than your Toyota. Bust up thotiana!

[@moth9181]

Gabe Chandler those Japanese cars refuse to quit that’s why.

[@X1XBlackbirdX1X]

My Toyota is 31 years old and makes more power than both of your Toyota’s combined 😎

[@kfcoyote]

I absolutely love toyotas

[@stilltrash]

I'm not depressed, I'm just pre-happy

[@ilikemusic2773]

9:08 Yes. And a Toyota will last you several lifetimes more than a Rolls.

[@yasmingarcia2301]

*I don’t get it...YEET* *I can’t do this...YEET* *This doesn’t work...YEET*

[@nikkyyy1249]

i saw a post where somebody did this on a paper in there classroom and now i cant see it any other way

[@themajesticshark5749]

This bitch empty...... YEET

[@politech2722]

This container you just handed me is totally empty. I’m throwing it.

[@lumiere6411]

just fucking throw your computer out of the window

[@relevves]

changed my twitter bio to "Im not short, Im pre-tall"

[@artsopod]

Omg I just saw this right after I put the exact same thing on my messenger my story XDD

[@ayeirin]

i need to do this lol

[@aizsniperi]

i follow you what is it lol

[@SlapadelicMusic]

Ive always felt the exact same way about motivational pictures and memes since I was a kid lol but I never saw the frog choking the bird one lmao

[@murphy2225]

"not matter how rich you are and how many cars you have, you will always walk to bed" People in wheelchairs: 👁️👄👁️

[@luciahendrix1942]

PLEASE do a “not like other girls” video

[@lillianwarpinski1856]

Oh yeah yeah why do I see you fucking everywhere I stg

[@mayagibbons1141]

Yesssss

[@RapGodMinYoongi93]

yesssss!!

[@bi_swamp_thing]

The Facebook group "imagine being such a pick me ass bitch" is really good for that kinda content lmfao

[@fanliya]

yessss

[@probably4943]

I don't know if this is normal... but the extra greeting actually makes me feel better

[@azteciandrumset7140]

Wanna go eat ramen?

[@aishaib7046]

@@azteciandrumset7140 lmao

[@SauneGames]

Top tier profile picture

[@felixkonstas-stone6981]

The profile is beautiful

[@ethereal_desi2226]

Lmaooo love that show lol

[@garthvader9916]

The Power Of Yeet: "This doesn't work... *YEET!* " Steve Jobs on throwing the prototype Mackintosh computer off a bridge into the windshield of a Pontiac, 1981

[@elizabethbeattie7054]

you’ll probably never see this but i was watching your video to cheer me up because I’m living in my car right now and 6:42 really got me, thank you for the laughs curt :)

[@macaroondude5342]

“No matter how rich you are or how many cars you have, you’ll always walk to bed” People in wheelchairs: 👁👄👁

[@soapybagle]

Astronauts: 👁👄👁

[@ew8550]

fishes: 👁️👄👁️

[@jjokal]

homeless people: 👁👄👁

[@chaotickreg7024]

Maybe it should be "Everyone crawls into bed"

[@Shiraz2233]

Maybe just everyone sleeps lol

[@sh3lboo]

My parents could make some saying- “You have asthma, pssssshhh, just breathe harder!” Or “Social anxiety, pshhhh, just talk to people!”

[@chemicaltoebeans9934]

An eating disorder? Pshhh just eat something!

[@MsLenepigen]

The cure to social anxiety IS to talk to people. Isolation and avoidance will only make it worse. Much worse. Any psychologist will tell you that. I tell you that, because that's how I overcame social anxiety.

[@pianoforte551]

SAME mine do be saying "You wanna kill yourself pssssshhh don't lol why would you" (also my parents) " You just make everyone else miserable" and featuring, "you aren't sad"

[@gamiket628]

@@pianoforte551 Or they would would say, "You're really sad, just be happy!"

[@pianoforte551]

@@gamiket628 YES EXACTLY lmao

[@tmtrcclby]

I actually do like the use of “yet” to remember that I’m on my way to learning something new, for instance, since I get so much anxiety about that. I think it’s a good way to reframe a lot of things.

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

Ngl I'm chronically ill and when I have to drag myself to work during a flare up I actually do tell myself "no more sad shit, boss up" and it does make me feel better. Not even joking- it weirdly helps.

[@paisley4197]

"i don't get it." "i can't do this." "this doesn't work." take a deep breath. go for a short ride on your horse, make a tiktok for your country fans, maybe pop open a cold one with the boys. then add a "yee yee" to the end of your sentence: as in: "i don't get it... yee yee." "i can't do this... yee yee." "this doesn't work.. yee yee." it may not be easy, but it doesn't mean you're never going to meet the challenge.

[@tatapulido4609]

This made me laugh too hard omg

[@ChristiKu3]

I love this.

[@dreidsbf]

ugh your mind

[@valeriab2199]

Now I’m highly motivated thanks king

[@charrojerez]

*i aM m0tiVated!¡1 :D*

[@og3126]

Kurtis being respectful to McDonald's workers and teachers is a king move

[@yeshalloween]

McDonalds workers don’t have my respect just for working at McDonald’s. Who cares

[@og3126]

@@yeshalloween did you even read my comment correctly before replying

[@Artemis-to8fk]

@@yeshalloween yet you commented, “there’s nothing wrong with being an average person”.

[@Artemis-to8fk]

@@yeshalloween average people work at fast food joints, and as waiters and waitresses. they’re all the same, money-wise. just because they work at a fast food place doesn’t mean they aren’t deserving of human rights.

[@youwantmyname9208]

@@yeshalloween shut the füçk up

[@ItsYaGirlAvacado]

I have seen this video so much that it’s gotten to the point where whenever I’m crying or having a nervous breakdown I outwardly exclaim “No more sad shit, boss up.” 😔😔✋

[@boop9173]

Motivational speakers be like “Stop being depressed. Time to hustle.”

[@turkeyhamanddeath]

or if you're a Malaysian kid those motivational speakers will play that one Faizal Tahir song

[@an_annoying_cat]

“Smart people don’t wake up. They woked up.”

[@jaz.s2k2]

Oof that hit HARD 🥺👏🏼

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

PREACH 🙌💅

[@grandmabertha6329]

ma'am, im sorry to inform you that your wife has been pronounced post-alive

[@newta5208]

I'm starting to think you're only my friend for the chocolate 😪

[@angycat4262]

Grandma nooo

[@deathvideogame]

Our child is pre-living!

[@anonymousgreen407]

so they're lesbian

[@grandmabertha6329]

@@anonymousgreen407 idk it was an accident but sure, they can be

[@glowstick_eater]

im not depressed, im pre-happy

[@zpd7106]

Okay I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching Kurtis' videos for years but just now... that extra greeting hit me. Thanks Kurtis.

[@margaretpenders873]

I haven’t killed myself... YEET

[@omnical6135]

the power of yeet

[@Roberta_Trevino]

Basically the intro to Kick-Ass

[@catmeowi1030]

Yeet

[@jaynelson7123]

me and the boys heading to r/madeofstyrofoam

[@kaytlinpaige1057]

You still here man

[@cheesygrilkaboomyawoman]

Straight up if I looked in the mirror every morning and questioned my purpose then I would have mental breakdowns waaaaaaaay more often.

[@amberb.6395]

Was thinking the exact same thing

[@soapybagle]

They’re already a tad too frequent

[@alecosaurusrex1266]

So that’s why...

[@mooncrumble9036]

Fun fact: Back when I used to have major trouble sleeping, I would intentionally try to give myself a existential crisis because it would be so tiring that I would be asleep by 1a.m.

[@simplycharming123]

@@mooncrumble9036 not really fun but okay...

[@inesleal685]

You gotta make another one of these videos Kurtis! This one is too funny

[@Lee-pf9fl]

“If you wanna be in the one percent...” is a classic😂😂😂

[@lovelyrfc]

why does he look suspiciously cute in this video

[@kae2489]

iman he really snapped in this

[@eggressive_]

He has been looking cute out here

[@p0cketwatch]

this soft boi is looking softer than usual.....

[@tatewyatt8219]

me every time i watch one of his vids sosk

[@HaidebugCreates]

It’s a Kurtis thing

[@alyssafunches9645]

Kurtis is the edgiest soft boi I’ve ever seen

[@elenan7525]

softedge boy???

[@mishifishy]

sodgy boy

[@Nightswarmer]

My mom's a boss and she says it's really stressful and lonely, cuz she can't really discuss shit with other people, like the rest of us and that she sometimes goes to bed so stressed, she struggles to sleep.. But yes.. Bossing up is probably very healthy and good for you.. (Like Kurtis, I also have a Toyota Corolla and I love that car.. My first car was a Toyota Yaris and I loved it even more, but this still..)

[@AspergirlJahda]

New subscriber and I really enjoy your channel. As the go to friend for spreadsheet help though, you made me spit laugh on my computer ... while using a spreadsheet.

[@staceex0]

“I don’t get it... yeet.” “I can’t do this... yeet.” “This doesn’t work... yeet.” The power of yeet

[@dieforyou8857]

Underrated

[@nootboot9324]

Just yeet the closest object to you. Then you’ll discover true power

[@NeciaNavine]

I'm laughing too much about this

[@marandaward1663]

“This bitch is empty...yeet.”

[@nataliajimenez3057]

i can’t tell if i have a bad sense of humor, or if kurtis is literally the funniest person alive

[@virekin0t719]

That’s a big mood

[@r0tt3n_ang3l]

why is that the truth though

[@JanieBee]

Oh he is

[@bitabeheshti1115]

nope. According to ur profile picture, you just have great taste.

[@cecilyerker]

It's because he doesn't yell and you're socially conditioned to think yelling is funny

[@Greenlady131]

Real recognize real damn i love your channel thank you for the realness!☺️

[@ArthKryst]

You definitely need a plan and balls to execute the plans, I have ideas like most people I just am too stupid to not work out all the quirks of it to see of it works or not

[@alsowishimura6824]

can you please make your own “it’s a kurtis thing” shirt and make it stupidly specific? like have your address and credit card number on the front and your social security and the three numbers on the back of your credit card on the back of the shirt thanks!

[@Greg69Heffley]

Willa Lizzu c’mon man, it can get more specific! We need the expiration date on that card

[@emmabug9953]

It can get more specific!! What about where his entire family lives

[@eastisup5474]

we also need the time, weight, and height at which he was born! OH, and when his first pube came in!

[@josiestewart]

C’mon you guys, don’t forget about the name of his second grade teacher’s husband

[@CanzaMucha]

wow that's very niche

[@thekawaiicripple]

“You’ll always walk to bed” JOKES ON YOU! *i cant walk*

[@barheha5570]

Grade A Trash On Wheels SIS

[@mandas00]

F

[@Butternubs80085]

Joke got 100 times better when I saw ur profile

[@craftducky]

you cant walk because you dont *hustle* enough

[@runitback5236]

They had us on the first part not gonna lie

[@kittencorp.3295]

10:40 this is the best proof of the quote “socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires”