Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)

[@floratoons]

I like that all three of the boys' expressions are always either; 1. In a fit of giggles 2. Awkward grin 3. Staring blankly at the camera

[@lucyrelly8295]

Yup

[@celine258]

This is literally the truest comment I’ve ever read lol

[@7eleven714]

Bella Golladay saw this and was like every time Evan has and interaction with another human being only difference is him staring blankly at the floor (Dear Evan Hansen)

[@georgewashington6269]

I paused my vid randomly and this is so true ahahahaha

[@croco_duck]

@@7eleven714 yep

[@ashleyloyola6980]

as someone who grew up with this music i have no idea why any adult would play this around me as a kid

[@ArturGlass.C]

Same. I used to love his music as a kid because it was very catchy and I didn't listen to anything he was saying but now I'm confused by why his music was popular in the place ? There's only adults in the music industry.

[@marimidoriya6059]

Yeah, same??

[@bakhrom2145]

Relatable

[@bakhrom2145]

@katja kafka is that rude or somthin? Not sure but yeah.

[@Ivn._]

Same

[@itssheena9688]

Genius needs to invite Pitbull .He owes us an explanation.

[@almondmilk738]

woah

[@almondmilk738]

i didn’t even know you could add emojis to your username lmao

[@iipinkfrxgyt395]

Its Sheena🙆 ur username scared me I thought I was tripping lol

[@BLANKONTOP]

Dude, I didnt know you could add emojis to your name lmao

[@alia.1041]

@Nolan Takle i mean... doja cat came on... so if she can say something he can too

[@jacksonlaframboise6257]

I get this feeling like drew has literal infinite whit. Like, he’ll respond to everything with a relevant and hilarious joke, and just downplay it like it was an accident. He’s the type of dude that legit capable of starting a cult or some shit but, is nerfed with morality and anxiety.

[@El-de6nj]

this si the funniest comment ive ever read

[@clxmentin3]

@@Ade-ingnot necessarily wrong ……

[@floatyloser5323]

i, personally read this as “infant whip” which. not the same thing 😭😭😭

[@Bea-xl9rb]

@@floatyloser5323 the mental image 😭

[@xXAcidBathXx]

All Drew’s are just like that. Source: my name is drew.

[@Autisticfishy7]

1% of the comments: *talking about the video* 99% of the comments: kurtis is Danny and Drew’s son

[@Camera.of_theworld]

Ikr

[@Unreachableparadise]

@@RainyyFlash damn what a name

[@charliedaanim4]

​@@Camera.of_theworld your profile picture looks cursed

[@greengracie2006]

I love how every time Danny has to reenact Pitbull's interaction with a girl he turns to Kurtis

[@indracharlene3675]

😂

[@kai-sp7ey]

@@indracharlene3675 jnu7

[@sophiegravolin]

True love

[@greengracie2006]

Devin Ians we stan

[@camocrocs1490]

@Devin Ians yes

[@rusalkarogers6599]

When I show up to the tour and they aren’t singing a Pitt bull song I will ask for a refund.

[@poopyanimations950]

Rusalka Rogers 👌

[@illegalsubstance953]

I would ask for a whole new Kurtis Drew and Danny

[@riyajha5083]

As a non-native English speaker, this video gives me so much relief. I thought I just wasn't "American" enough to understand pitbull and maybe in the US people do have asses like Donkey Kong

[@universalpower419]

Pitbull isn't Américan though.

[@riyajha5083]

@@universalpower419 yeah but he's from Miami or so he claims 🤷‍♀️

[@glowinqlu]

I’m American and yeah, trust me, these lyrics make no sense 🥲😭

[@kaskaskas]

Lol news flash non white kids that grow up in the US are American. Cry about it.

[@deehydrated]

The American way is getting so fucked up that the lyrics don’t matter while you’re dancing to them 😂

[@canyounot2102]

I love seeing Kurtis getting more comfortable around them *_character development_*

[@carenivore]

SKSKSKSKSK

[@carenivore]

P.s im not a vsco girl

[@urmumgay1122]

@@carenivore if you had to say that you're not one then you probably are.

[@sofiakms1622]

@@urmumgay1122 i am not a milionaire

[@aperson-jg3rn]

No he isn't, he's becoming one with them

[@tambrehope6559]

“Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey” When Drew grabbed Danny but Danny grabbed Kurtis I felt that

[@s_w_a_t9357]

OOF 100

[@Pasunpuffin]

Tbh same

[@faolair3320]

I smell a love triangle

[@s_w_a_t9357]

@@faolair3320 I smell terrorism

[@bonhll8070]

Faolair Love triangles r sleep Polyam shit is woke rn

[@trinityb.6837]

"It's like, every lyric he has is a threat to an innocent woman" kurtis i love you

[@schuesslerlauren]

That's my mayor

[@idkwhatusernametouse5868]

he’s too easy to love

[@killjinxx]

naura azizah your English is impeccable

[@laycebug3260]

he’s always being a feminist

[@retroscarecrow6841]

Yes mayor Kurtis of kurtistown

[@aninarose5158]

Pitbulls son went to my elementary school and one day we had a pep rally and a suprise pitbull just showed up and performed for us. Easily the most confusing and disorienting day of my life

[@furiouszombiex5220]

Did you even know who pitbull was when this happened?

[@picalilly]

I think it's sweet of him

[@mariuskronvald5208]

Then everyone clapped and the mayor gave you a medal

[@splendidsimp]

​@mariuskronvald5208 shut up i wanna believe Edit: sorry that was rude :(

[@danifoxx7469]

@@splendidsimpi appreciate your politeness

[@combust__]

Kurtis alone: *Edgy smart boi* Kurtis with a friend: *Giggly and seeking for approval* Kurtis with his big brothers: *Confused but having a good time*

[@brigard_brick1952]

Lolll😂

[@quoshtard1510]

very true and very endearing and adorable

[@pissapocalypse]

Hes just the most wholesome boy

[@tristanchaplin392]

You mean brother

[@plain_jay3307]

Hina _ that my life as well

[@monctrum]

Pitbull NEEDS to do a Genius Interview.

[@chynnhowe]

monctrum xd Holy crap this comment needs so many more likes.

[@carissasaffachaerani9409]

some underrated comment right here

[@jessi9375]

Exactly what I was thinking !!!

[@meriah10]

He would be so confused trying to explain his own gibberish lol

[@melodyhaase8929]

This is such a Genuis idea!

[@pascal9394]

my 3 favorite youtubers: - greg - greg - budweiser

[@consumerism]

JEHFSKWNFBJF

[@alpineforestscentedcandle]

Ah very clever very clever 😏

[@aspenh05]

TRUEE

[@cagedcorvid]

THIS IS CLEVER

[@mangomango6964]

fucking sent me omfg 💀

[@kiddieos]

The way Pitbull describes sexual things is like when kids write wattpad fan-fictions and they use other words to describe sex.

[@sleepyrose69]

his member.

[@michaelagarner1282]

"He entered his member into her seven tray donky donk at the hotel room. "There goes some egg whites", he whispered as he yolked. Pitbull with a smirk grabbed his chonky coke. He sipped the chonky coke as he stole the nasty seven tray donky donk's Kodak.

[@graceofspadess]

@@sleepyrose69 nono his length

[@freshbread4039]

@@sleepyrose69 MEMBER? MEMBER OF WHAT???!! IS IT GOING TO THE GYM?????? IS IT COSTCO REWARDS?????

[@tsukishima-i-guess]

@@graceofspadess his... shaft..

[@zy7422]

All three of them saying something in sync is the most entertaining and simultaneously the scariest thing ever

[@no_peace]

That's a distant second to the synchronized fuckboy hand rubbing

[@livcaitbff]

They are all the same person

[@Iron678Maiden]

\\ Zy // they’re like a cult doing a religious sacrifice .

[@aghost7597]

*MEET ME AT THE HOTEL ROOM*

[@ayej26]

\\ Zy // At some point in tha past I used to watch their videos individually and kept thinking “damn. He goes through different hairstyles real quick!” Lmao

[@nicloren2220]

I looked chonky coke up , and the urban dictionary says only pibull knows

[@thelarisa]

This is my favorite comment, thank you for exploring this because I was about to 😂

[@nicloren2220]

@@thelarisa bro , had to , i needed to know , and i needed to know right then

[@Alderwood]

Exact definition: Chonky Coke Words made by Pitbull because he can't rhyme Just like he can't rhyme the word Kodak "Yo dude what does Chonky Coke mean?" "Idk man only Pitbull knows"

[@saneman.]

Annabell Lancaster lMAO

[@literallywhatdoiputhere408]

actually it says he said that cause he can't rhyme

[@nicolebeecham4910]

“I’m gonna yolk” -Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner, 2019

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Kurtis looks so young compared to now. He went from awkward 19 year old IT guy to dad who goes to Home Depot everyday

[@lemin0u]

His personality and voice changed too somehow

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@lemin0u hm. Maybe it’s a clone, like Paul McCartney

[@Tridentofmemes]

Fr I was like is that the same person

[@weedmaster-420]

p sure in one video he *did* get replaced with a clone, soo.... jury's out on that one

[@Tridentofmemes]

@@weedmaster-420 is the p suppose to be there

[@mariafausti3128]

whenever they chant the lyrics together it sounds like a satanic cult

[@whyrainy3294]

where can i sign up?

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

g i v e

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

m e

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

e v e r y t h i n g

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

t o n i g h t

[@satirenate8340]

This all started because they were bumping to Pitbull on their tour bus

[@Astr0_Man]

And they actually heard the lyrics XD

[@lavenderlaceration]

@@Astr0_Man that's the shocking part

[@atgmaildotcom9718]

Maxmillians sex slave this all started when people in the comments section when people said they look the same

[@phexwor8433]

how come in every comment section of every youtube i’ve ever watched, there is someone with your pfp

[@charlienovacastor5652]

He literally said that at the beginning of the video tho

[@Hocusbogus28]

As a young girl in India, I legit used to think this was the way cool people spoke English in America.

[@felicitys3621]

Lmao

[@SwedePotato314]

Awwwe I don't know why but that's so adorable

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

And as an American, let me say that no one here is cool

[@oxypho]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 facts

[@tripppylive]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 you have an amazing name

[@kitten17566]

Kurtis’ energy is like when two people in one class invite you to be a part of their study group but they were friends first so you’re just glad to be included but don’t know how to keep up with their vibe yet.

[@olivia_vermast]

I’ve seen a lot of comments saying they’re the same person but in different fonts, and I just want to establish that Kurtis is Times New Roman

[@soccclown420]

drew is comic sans

[@imgracehowareyou]

@@soccclown420 DREW IS COMIC SANS, I-

[@dakshayini8207]

@@soccclown420 lmao

[@prizmpawsaj3370]

i feel like danny is arial

[@Apollo_G]

@@soccclown420 i am going to steal your kneecaps

[@iwillcry]

Seeing Kurtis smile and laugh this much fills my heart with joy

[@iminlovewithyoongioof.]

Good name jshsjsj

[@4_xenon672]

Meow Rchl 😂😂😂

[@CookingMyWay]

It is a yes for my magic Channel, buddy! Xoxo! 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊

[@Majaverymighty]

Meow Rchl i mean he is a bit unique

[@iwillcry]

Meow Rchl on his own channel he does crack up sometimes but he usually jokes around with minimal expressions

[@lrose1310]

To be fair, the Pitbull era was also when we all still thought we would die in 2012.

[@shrestarai5680]

*we might not get tomorrow*

[@echocourtouke]

We were willing to put up with it cause we thought we'd get destroyed anyway. We ended up disappointed both because we still had to live next day, and because we had to live listening to pitbull.

[@evelyneb590]

@@echocourtouke 😂😂😂😂

[@carlybw5562]

Proper, back in 2011, I'm just here, eleven years old, listening to that song and preparing for the end. What a good time, we thought that this song was just a nice way of telling us that we will all die very soon. And we were okay with it. Good time

[@willowleigh1786]

Mr. Worldwide capitalizing on the apocalypse.

[@winstonrweber]

As someone who knows next to nothing about Pitbull, hearing these out of context lyrics meant to be spoken with Latin seduction spoken by three rhythmless awkward boys makes me feel as though I belong.

[@koiifsh]

lol same

[@abelgamelin8836]

What’s funny is that kurtis looks the most hardcore out of the three but is actually the most innocent out of all of them.

[@sarina3607]

hes a soft boy

[@talkingtoawall5123]

@@sarina3607 nuu he's a HARD Boii (as he says he is xD)

[@lyndaba865]

irrelevant but i love kurtis sm omg he's so 🥺🥺🥺

[@vivgreen6872]

toe omfg same hes baby 🥺

[@josephmckeage3336]

Must be the Mandela Effect

[@malloryconroy3161]

drew danny and kurtis being different people? take a picture of *that* with a kodak

[@nasyrhorace6489]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CookingMyWay]

I would love to see him sponsored by Honey! 😂 and also I would love it for my Channel, too. 🎉🎖🍹🎗🏆🍀🎊🙌🏻

[@grace-xs1id]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Amyahisdrama]

@@chrjstiann Why

[@chrjstiann]

@@Amyahisdrama THAT MANY EMOJIS IS FUCKING ABSURD

[@joserosario7264]

Kurtis on his channel: *absolute crackhead energy* Kurtis with Danny and Drew: *completely chill and kinda confused*

[@jadinlizana2331]

And awkwardly seeking approval😂

[@CassOFL]

That isn't "crackhead energy" crackhead energy is dangling from a bridge pissing on the cars going by

[@calilamirra9096]

2:35 if that face doesnt say "crackhead" idk what does Edit: and so does 3:09

[@joserosario7264]

@@CassOFL I don't mean physically on crack like??? It's just a phrase to describe someone as acting crazy/wild

[@CassOFL]

@@joserosario7264 I mean, I guess, but it's a misleading term if you ask me idk

[@ParadoxRein]

Kurtis is the friend who is funny but is too worried to mess up on jokes to where they say nothing while danny and drew are so crackheaded that they compliment each other perfectly

[@itonyamovie4521]

OMG DHYRBFYTY SLAT

[@calowenby1654]

Well-put.

[@IkeaSquid]

YOOO it's my old account

[@huzefa69]

​@@IkeaSquidwhat happened to ur old account 🫨😲

[@senrioflove]

I had to use my inhaler for the first time in 10 years because i was laughing too hard, so I really might not have tomorrow if I have another asthma attack watching the 10 minutes left

[@itsmeemrys9221]

Are you okay?

[@senrioflove]

@@itsmeemrys9221 yeah, but I got rediagnosed with asthma lmao

[@LunaQur]

LETS DO IT THENN QUICKK

[@thatrantinggirl7376]

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious....

[@heyryanisonx3141]

You are truly greg

[@naikahara]

I completely lost it at "Lebanon also has issues with bombings"

[@antitheticaldreamgirl]

same

[@BeeVyr]

Lost what? I'll help you find it

[@ninevehsawa5068]

Where

[@panickedantics7761]

Same! (ha ha ha)

[@Zarmdthecoolest]

So did Drew, look at him

[@camocrocs1490]

3:17 - 3:18 drew: **grabs danny** HEY danny: **grabs kurtis** HEY kurtis: *AAA*

[@whyareyoureadingthis7911]

AAA Studios

[@edgarsreviewsyt7902]

No more like hey HEY AAA

[@user-xg2ig4wz9w]

Thanks I didn’t know that happened

[@aaaaaa1955]

oh hey it's me

[@sleepyexe644]

@@whyareyoureadingthis7911 foreshadowing

[@foxja1]

Fun fact: the song where he’s like “we might not live tomorrow..”, in the third grade we took the tune and made a parody about the water cycle

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Drop the lyrics man

[@kwiatkowykwiatek9614]

@@adrienneczerni6516 people need to hear it

[@ShinyHunterMuck]

Please share I need to know the lyrics 😭😭

[@plushehchan8643]

it’s been two years, we still need to know, this is a timeless necessity for human growth and success…

[@nohomobut7642]

why is no one talking about how these three have a psychic connection between each other 1:21 1:46 2:15 3:21 4:27 5:57 6:13 7:00 9:44 10:32

[@cutieplushtrap]

no homo, but what there are only two people there, Kurtis and the other guy

[@pansexualdoom3428]

I know right they should make more videos together

[@vebvin]

cacti chaild - and the other guy

[@cutieplushtrap]

Venx ! What who? I only see two people

[@oogabooga2586]

This comment is perfect with your username.

[@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587]

what pitbull is doing in the songs: * hooking up with donkeys * king konging people *Robbing places TONIGHT

[@megmorningstar4250]

Idk why, but king konging people had me dying 😂

[@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587]

@@megmorningstar4250 XD

[@newyorksquid]

kirigiri kirigiri jing jing

[@spookyho5994]

CAUSE WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROW

[@threeratsinatrenchcoat2587]

@@spookyho5994 hahaha

[@rainbwdash]

i feel like pitbull uses a random word generator for his lyrics

[@rzindler]

yes it sounds like something put through google translate a million times

[@maxbenjamin7212]

He's just really unlucky and keeps getting donkey

[@rainbwdash]

@@maxbenjamin7212 LMFAO true though

[@MochaFur1]

"this biggity boy's a diggity dog"

[@rainbwdash]

@@MochaFur1 okay now for that line i’m pretty sure he got inspo from mickey mouse

[@Pollyjpocket]

I remember listening to Tonight in the car with my parents and my dad turned the volume down and told me to never let someone convince me to do anything with them under the guise that the world will end...I still think about that to this day ☠️

[@gwyngravitt7666]

i looked up “chonky coke” on urban dictionary and the definition is “words made by pit bull cause he cant rhyme just like he cant rhyme the word kodak”💀

[@vocalcalibration8033]

Oh god. They didn't need to kill him.

[@gwyngravitt7666]

@@vocalcalibration8033 omfg you fuckin killed him

[@zoombini1831]

Someone who watched this definitely wrote that

[@gwyngravitt7666]

@@zoombini1831 i’m sure it is but it’s still good

[@amogus787]

I didn’t believe you, so I searched it, and omg you really weren’t kidding 😂

[@mtak160]

imagine all of his lyrics are like inside jokes that only he and a few people understand

[@izzybella4414]

That actually would be fucking amazing

[@thatoneguy9582]

his friend Dale who has a donkey kink

[@Tw0Dots]

@@thatoneguy9582 and a Kodak, I guess

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

@@polariized order a cherry coke? Nah I want chonky coke

[@bonita_latina510]

that sounds like something kurtis danny and drew would do

[@festivalcereal8795]

Drew: *grabs Danny when it says grab somebody sexy* Danny: *grabs Kurtis* 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑤 :(

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

i'd grab Drew

[@epushzp]

Don’t worry drew I will grab you

[@schuesslerlauren]

Kurtis was too innocent to grab Drew... ):

[@mackyk_]

The chat : *grabs drew*

[@lenassdiary]

tragedy

[@shadophaxx2401]

Yes, I'm a simp. S: Meet me I: At the M: Hotel P: Room

[@asafupps]

“The most creative way to say nothing” how is that so accurate

[@elmerwilber3308]

.

[@asafupps]

@@elmerwilber3308 *,*

[@min_says_h3110]

'

[@asafupps]

@@min_says_h3110 *-*

[@ok-kf3qk]

^

[@moriartyssidekick]

Pitbull be like: _why waste time say lot word when few word do trick_

[@noelanoelanoelanoelanoela]

less word money make

[@alliecase7674]

diana this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@jastell3725]

He’s speaking the language of the gods...... or maybe just Kevin....... or maybe they are the same things😮

[@catsforever4258]

Are you saying Sea World, or see /the/ world

[@Thawah]

HAHAHAHA

[@katie_bracco]

*Do you and Drew share custody for Kurtis?*

[@hailmuse]

There's no contest, Dan is alone :'(

[@bleckybob]

Sadly, this is just the same guy using camera tricks

[@thenewclassic18]

No, Danny is a single mom

[@OwOlord9000]

And Drew is the Godmother.

[@bthereal]

kustody

[@spinalcordinc]

me, an empath: I think Pitbull wants us to meet him in the hotel room

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

Deanna Troi is that you?

[@codexstudios]

I get that reference!

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Not “make it so!” Because I don’t want to go to his hotel room

[@PBandJuliana]

I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out, I was in the car, on the way home from the surgeon. “My House” by Pitbull started playing and I started crying hysterically because he used incorrect grammar by saying “you know what we is”

[@mammoneymelon]

i feel like there's a distinct group of people who can relate to this comment

[@Cecil_Arjun]

"My House" is by Flo Rida, although I can't quite blame you for the mix-up, considering that they had mostly the same function when they were relevant, only Pitbull had more Spanish. :D

[@reharm_reality]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[@lucayaki]

That's not Pitbull, lmao

[@owenbeute]

My House is by Flo Rida 🤡

[@hi6575]

Danny: oldest child Drew: middle child Kurtis: youngest child

[@hope2381]

Hi this is so true.. oml

[@rocks1012]

Hi I think Drew would be the oldest. Kurtis is the youngest but Danny is a bit of a baby too.

[@mcahglbrtte3695]

Tru But in reality Danny is a month younger tHan kurTis

[@lizzyd9082]

Evan Reese Rocchio yes I was gonna say that

[@lolkayleen2757]

Drew is oldest lol Danny is a bit baby

[@moonriverinc7896]

I need a series of you three criticizing classic poetry with this exact same energy

[@vitamins00]

kill your darlings 2

[@LolBot720]

I'm imagining them reacting to To His Coy Mistress with the exact same criticisms of creepiness as their reaction to Give Me Everything

[@rosalierowan]

moonriver inc omg YES

[@jnol784]

@@vitamins00 i love you

[@owen-cu6gr]

To be or not to be, that is the question? The fuck's that supposed to mean?

[@skittstuff]

I love how exhausted 'well, here go some egg whites' sounded. It was like a dad who just dropped the sandwich he spent 10 minutes putting together. 'Fuck there goes the egg whites. God dammit, I spent so much time on those!'

[@Mort-ko7lj]

It's for when you have to seperate out the whites from the yolk but you break the yolk.

[@jul3sjpeg]

Danny: wearing his merch Drew: wearing Danny’s merch Kurtis: *wearing a beer shirt*

[@user-do4kb1pu1w]

🤷‍♀️go figure

[@hannahpanzer7715]

I searched for that comment

[@cutieplushtrap]

Hannah Panzer lmmmmaaooo same

[@jul3sjpeg]

@Illusionak it’s a joke i-

[@kakyoin9355]

At least it doesn't say Corona

[@piercegeorge1450]

This entire video was filmed on TikTok using the triple clone feature

[@lydia1630]

I was the 665th like and I envy the person who liked it after me

[@clarap8351]

Nah, kurtis and then the twin thing. They do not look like kurtis

[@piercegeorge1450]

Lydia Alice oh shit how did this get this many likes LMFAO

[@dionysuspersona4039]

@@clarap8351 them looking like kurtis isnt the point, it's that they act alike

[@clarap8351]

dulcetst well I would say Danny and drew are the OG. Nothing against kurtis but it seems like he acts like them to be funny, or included

[@Mochi-sm1sq]

All of them chanting "meet me at the hotel room" is horrifying.

[@4ssh0l32]

And also the *GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT* thing

[@anshi5098]

YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TOMORROW 🔪💥🙅‍♀️☠💀

[@rhubarbdude3347]

*EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE EVERYWHERE*

[@polariized]

_GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_ _GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_ _GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_ _GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_ _GIVE ME EVERYTHING TONIGHT_

[@gremlinwc8996]

*M E E T M E A T T H E H O T E L R O O M*

[@cryingovermagnetic]

i love the absolute shock and disgust in drew's voice when he goes "FOR WHAT???" at 5:55

[@rubifriedenberg]

“ i’m sorry, my hands are tied, the plans already in motion “ “ no MY HANDS ARE TIED, *YOU TIED THEM* “

[@curranfrank2854]

Dale?!

[@Eazy_Peazy]

*DALE?!?*

[@plaguedoctorsimp9348]

DÃLË?!

[@Eazy_Peazy]

@@plaguedoctorsimp9348 DALE?!?

[@plaguedoctorsimp9348]

@@Eazy_Peazy DÆLË?!?

[@serixskylark]

I never realized how terrible these lyrics are

[@QuinnEthanR]

I don't think anyone did tbh

[@wind_fr]

Now you do.

[@serixskylark]

Ankh how tf does that make me a simp lmao

[@jewelsthecat5331]

SerixSkylark Same. Even with timber, I never noticed tho lyrics lmao.

[@smirkingrrevenge]

i love how this went from pitbull being a bad lyricist to pitbull being an evil villain who kidnaps people and keeps them in his house

[@calowenby1654]

Yeah that’s like my favorite part here lol.

[@Piki_1006]

One more like and It'll be 1k!!!

[@TheAlfieReal]

Its true

[@dorkistarzzz]

It’s all part of the pitbull lore

[@femininomenon1133]

Or the hotel room

[@trash1804]

The lyrics to Pitbull’s songs feel like when you enter the lyrics of a non-English song into Google translate and expect it to make sense, but it just comes out as random nonsense that’s completely unrelated.

[@lukushartmann5362]

Insane man films a video thinking he is three different people.

[@camedialdamage8180]

One man is three people

[@DarkBrandonnn]

Christianity in 1 youtube comment

[@kal.e.4556]

@@DarkBrandonnn This is golden

[@DarkBrandonnn]

@@kal.e.4556 No, this is patrick

[@kal.e.4556]

@@DarkBrandonnn hi Patrick, I'm dad

[@nattyfknsmokes]

it wouldn't be a drew, danny, and kurtis collab without them ominously chanting something

[@doxaweit]

im ur 100th like :D

[@emmayount8458]

tik tok bad tik tok bad **tik tok bad** ***tik tok bad***

[@brendielahooha]

Meet me at the hotel room Meet me at the hotel room Meet me at the hotel room Meet me at the hotel room

[@m00nnatic24]

*GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING GIVE ME EVERYTHING*

[@Tw0Dots]

They’re putting curses on us, It’s why we keep coming back to watch their videos

[@josieb9823]

Urban Dictionary for Chonky Coke: "Words made by pit bull cause he can't rhyme Just like he cant ryhme the word kodak " "Yo dude what does chonky coke mean" "Idk man only pitbull knows"

[@Notmyname1593]

I thought chonky meant big or thick. Kinda like chunky.

[@bowmanc.7439]

DugThatOutMyself I thought it’s just chunks. So he somehow congealed coke and is eating it in chunks

[@hollywyton7901]

I searched this up it's true-

[@jenclearhearts]

Taylor Jo Blackham I had to look this up and yep, you’re right 😂

[@cassualtea2040]

@@Notmyname1593 same but like that doesnt make sense either since chonky usually refers to lil chubby pets.

[@rudeTXTmoa]

I love how they all collectively laugh to each other's jokes, *now that's true friendship*

[@queensoapy]

Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates getting together to discuss philosophical

[@featherqueen3184]

Zynischcide philosophical what?

[@pelosuelto70]

Lyrics from Pitbull I'm assuming

[@aryesh7724]

@@featherqueen3184 philosophical. they're discussing philosophical. what more do you need huh

[@napkinhoarder21]

skksks so you mean philosophy

[@maym8428]

ms shrek no

[@camilainfame]

Pitbull is lowkey two ten year old kids standing on top of each other with a big coat, pretending to be a fourty plus yo man

[@yippieeyippiee]

Don't you mean Vincent Adultman?

[@camilainfame]

@@yippieeyippiee duuuuude, yes.

[@givensurname1296]

@@camilainfame - I knew Bojack was wrong about Vincent Adultman! He was obviously just *two* kids stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat, not *three.* Silly, Bojack.

[@13quizz]

Don’t be silly. It’s just Vincent Adultman in a baldcap

[@ghiblihoe]

pitbull is 38 u uncultured swine

[@femurpasta505]

kurtis: soft little man drew: gonna bump into your girl and steal her like the Grinch stole Christmas danny: a literal spawn of satan

[@randallthescandall7029]

BNR Studios dude you know there’s only two people there right?

[@femurpasta505]

@@randallthescandall7029 oh shi sorry bro

[@duhhhitschole]

@@femurpasta505 I think you mean only 1 person

[@spooonkz]

@@duhhhitscholeyou guys are seeing people here??

[@nnn326]

"she says she won't but I bet she will " is the worst because manipulating someone into changing a "no" into a fake "yes" is rape y'all

[@placeholderdoe]

I was thinking that it sounds like he wants to raps someone

[@maffe_distroyer]

Then the rest of song he pass drooling over that girl who is not interested

[@treslechestogo]

Yesssss

[@universalpower419]

Really? That's cool.

[@FreshestCool]

I don’t know

[@elisa-bi9xd]

“every song is about how tonight is the night, and we only have tonight. that is some nineteen year old horseshit” -john mulaney

[@gabrielleeeSK]

If John Mulaney had three sons, Danny, Drew and Kurtis would be them lmao

[@JudyBarazi13]

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@DrX-dh6th]

*throws sand in the girls eyes in the club* Now I’ve thrown them off their rhythm! STREET SMARTS!

[@localbisaster]

How about next Wednesday?

[@rachelbharath8417]

Oh you're in Dallas next Wednesday?

[@cursedffr]

The best thing is that in "timber" music video at like 2 sec in, you can see a donkey

[@Yvvxxie]

no thing omg

[@nabibee]

lmao pitbull's seriously into beastiality, first his name now the constant references to donkeys and king kong

[@Chaotic_Observer]

@Juan Cortez Muro 🤔

[@cursedffr]

@@Chaotic_Observer did u click in that link? Cuz I'm kinda afraid that's another virus thing

[@Chaotic_Observer]

@no thing no, but i really want to know what it is??

[@daniellarothstein4787]

they’re the same person but in different fonts

[@tweenytwinkies]

What fonts are they?

[@doodledevore4374]

@@tweenytwinkies Comic Sans, and Times New Roman.

[@sailorspacejam]

Daniella Rothstein Danny is comic sans

[@doodledevore4374]

@@sailorspacejam Agreed. Drew is Comic sans, and Kurtis is Times New Roman.

[@wpjmurray]

Doodle DeVore what about drew

[@roo1322]

the foreshadowing here of foxszn & 3drinkz's new song- sorry, long lost footage of an old song is wild 💀

[@muretr2395]

Kurtis: light humor Danny: regular humor Drew: dark humor

[@imdisappointedinyouson1487]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@pselk95]

I lIkE dArK HuMoR... AnD blEaCh

[@ncrtrooper2856]

@@moonbeamguitar Truuu!

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Kurtis: white shirt Danny: normal red shirt Drew: black jacket Drew is the only one whereing black and long hoodie and he is evil

[@certifiedsploink]

@@moonbeamguitar yeah

[@ServingOthers99]

Legend has it, if you say “meet me at the hotel room” three times in your bathroom mirror with the lights off, you can summon Pitbull and his chonky Coke

[@jessicacoldren4413]

this made me laugh out loud for reals

[@itsdametime6376]

I tried this, it worked

[@tenelum9865]

It... worked... he’s in my house... the Chonky. Coke... It burns through your skin like acid... I have mere minutes to live.. Edit: I hear “Go to the hotel room” blasting in the halls... Edit: THE CHONKY ONE IS HERE OH GOD OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD IT BURNS

[@ServingOthers99]

Love y’all watch out for pitbull

[@axolotlbagel7950]

My friend did it........I never saw them ever again.......

[@sophiea7]

Drew, Kurtis, and Danny chanting, “Meet me at the hotel” feels like some kind of cult indoctrination

[@sab8620]

new favorite word, indoctrination

[@kale9645]

the hotel room is where commentary youtubers make blood sacrifices

[@lolario7249]

Why do you think greg is the fastest growing army on the internet?

[@Raincally]

Meet me at the hotel room 😂

[@callerunknown]

I think about it a lot

[@delena4evertvd267]

i’ve never watched a video of them all together and Kurtis seems so shy and quiet when he’s with them lol but he’s also smiling the whole time and it’s so cute.

[@julesplewes1143]

I love how happy Kurtis looks when he's with his friends like you can just tell he's genuinely having a good time.

[@jenna-dm5fq]

the lebanon part did not age well at all

[@noahh1082]

Yeah

[@tweenytwinkies]

It never aged,,, it was just a bad line as a whole

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

It’s not just time that has made this line awful...

[@naomileggoneverland6267]

Why?

[@alastorbutwithagun]

why?

[@PrincessBMwebe]

Hearing Kurtis say “that badonkadonk” cleared my skin

[@renshedd_960]

Princess Mwebe tImEstAmp PleAsE

[@ghorestes]

@@renshedd_960 5:30

[@morningloryplays2763]

.

[@fazesmiteharvey4264]

😂

[@axolotlbagel7950]

I lost 100 pounds after that

[@gabriellaraziah]

can we please bring back this trio? i feel it’s the only way to have a good 2024

[@emilijamarinkovic3571]

I love how Kurtis is kinda shy around them

[@thezephyred]

Emilija Marinkovic it's cuz he's babie 🥺

[@rebeccaemilylo]

ikr it's so cute

[@minikipp8549]

He’s like he’s their little brother

[@someofyallaretoosensitive9465]

i love ur name

[@cuttage638]

hes so cuteeeeee

[@kierra1725]

Danny: the main character Drew: actually John mulaney Kurtis: .. straight *VIBIN*

[@Dontaskwhy1]

Me mayor hates that word.

[@abbyfromwiisports1773]

did you just say VIBING

[@ishanafondekar6334]

that word is banned in kurtistown, my guy

[@internalscreaming7566]

We not gonna talk about “Actually John Mulaney” cause I fucking cant with that

[@ahok3314]

You weren’t supposed to do that

[@alex-fs9yt]

Kurtis basically talks tiny font with these two

[@shook2570]

he’s like that with almost every person it’s adorable

[@pants4736]

thought it was just me

[@crabularglobule1960]

I get the vibe that he’s slightly uncomfortable

[@novemberblake9505]

@@crabularglobule1960 drew and Danny work together so well he might be hesitant to jump in. At least that’s how I often feel around people like them

[@kneecapstealer732]

ᴷᵁᴿᵀᴵˢˢ

[@marytesic1540]

When I was little I used to think that Pitbull was a lyrical genius making every word so flowy, it never occurred to me that maybe he's just saying gibberish😂😂😂

[@megapussi]

yeah turns out rhyming is super easy, you just say the same thing over and over again

[@sophratz1067]

13:20 Kurtis's poor unproblematic heart was literally broken at this moment

[@shelbynewgent1772]

I literally love that man so much

[@federicacucchetti3792]

he looks so hurt

[@Adrianaisapissbaby666]

@@federicacucchetti3792 he looks so kurt**

[@sindhuv7986]

Wdym he’s literally cancelled? Remember that time he didn’t do his extra greeting? smh

[@mammoneymelon]

@@sindhuv7986 my problematic fav 😔

[@cassyw7852]

“The booty shot me” ...guess you could call it an.. *ASSault rifle*

[@certifiedsploink]

oh god-

[@Space_Pencil]

LOL

[@mjfadeaway22]

Just as effective for shooting schools

[@ServingOthers99]

Lil Wayne’s gonna use this in a song

[@gitsurfer27]

THOTgun?

[@Gallant_Silver]

Me not working hard? Take a picture with a Polaroid Won't take a seat Cause I got that hemorrhoid

[@gloglee7463]

fuckin' bars

[@noora_aurora]

a fellow frying pan 🙏

[@gloglee7463]

@@noora_aurora I'm not pan, but I'm bi and I appreciate y'all 💖💛💙

[@AsteriskBlight]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@fishinspacey]

B O R S

[@julio_is_coolio]

I would like to draw yalls attention to the only Pitbull lyric I actually like (aka don't think it's hot garbage): "Cremate my body, let the ocean have what's left of me." -International Love

[@emilyrose3884]

kurtis is like a toddler that’s confused about what’s going on but just enjoying being there anyway

[@Fezzikx]

Mood as hell

[@heyitsemma1981]

Me when I am hanging out with my sister and her friends

[@sams_not_here]

Blooberi800 me in my primarily white friend group

[@jeremyrenner1939]

Reminds me of my brother lol

[@lucky-wb3pk]

Peppa Puff FELT THAT

[@liluthealmighty]

Can we just say stan kurtis. Like, just look at his face during the whole “she say she won’t but I bet she will” this man goes “n o we are NOT doing that,”

[@andiehuman]

I could just tell by his face that he was like actually really uncomfortable with that line and im sure he was like “should I laugh at this?”

[@hotpisces]

stan kurtis conner.

[@Dirk_Strider]

@@mothman4672 Why do you think so, Moth Man?

[@pelinyavuz5635]

@@mothman4672 ok incel

[@pelinyavuz5635]

@@mothman4672 oop ok

[@caromelette]

i'm so glad kurtis is talking more. he seems comfortable with his new parents

[@exzkay2468]

I can’t tell who Kurtis is please help

[@idonthavealottosay]

@@exzkay2468 the one on the left

[@maxwell1364]

*parent

[@bridget5303]

haha! u silly, u! those aren’t his parents :) those are his friends hope this helps xx (obviously i know they were joking....)

[@ghostboi9775]

@tilsbils 54 thats not the sub theres no "h" and more "o"s its also not funny wooshing people on KZbin

[@saeftuh]

basically last night

[@smooth_lizard8882]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING Honestly I swear they wrote the song a long time ago to put at the end of this video but they never recorded it/used it

[@MichaelTheMicrowave]

@@smooth_lizard8882it HAS to be. I swear in the music video Danny looks like he is dressing up as pit bull and a joke in this video is “you may die tomorrow” and last night goes “it’s our last night, let’s live tonight like it’s our last night”

[@kylaw2593]

“Chonky coke” is what my little cousin called chocolate milk before he could say it properly

[@SamGlaze]

It’s cocaine except it got wet and now there’s clumps in there like in baking soda

[@CookingMyWay]

As a magic Channel... I can relate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catalystcalamari]

*C H O N K*

[@VWWNN]

“Dark milk” existed for 3 years

[@mcstarrrrr]

*C H O N K*

[@nolifejones]

Just three white dudes chillin’ on a couch talking about pitbull

[@drfreudsmom]

cause theyre the sameee~

[@idontneedaname318]

three inches apart cuz they're best friends :)

[@mesorocking]

3 bros sitting on an L-couch not sitting apart because they’re comfortable with their sexuality

[@sophia.aquino.]

the thumbnail looks like Danny copied and pasted himself three times and changed out the eye shape and hair

[@cherryflutters]

@@sophia.aquino. it does---

[@catcakee1018]

I love when all 3 of them are talking about different things and you can't hear anything

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

CATCAKEE101 two of them plus clone*

[@molono1451]

That was worse in Drew's video

[@BleedingOnion]

I love your pfp

[@prixxm_4350]

i can understand every word cuz me and all my friends do the same thing •-•

[@saltyysnails]

i love when they’re all trying to say the same thing so it’s just echoes of the same sentence

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

I am quite drunk and the first 12 seconds actually made me cold sweat with terror. I don’t know why. I’m sure these three are good guys but the should never do an opening like that again.

[@JustAHarmlessSoph]

Never get drunk while watching their video's 😭

[@S1RT0RTUR3]

What?

[@ldavenport3473]

Danny: "My boys-" Me, holding back tears: OHMYGOD HIS BOYS...

[@dumbass9049]

and they were roommates

[@shellywidyatna4509]

@@dumbass9049 oh my god they were roommates

[@spookyho5994]

the bois :’)

[@fbiagent5616]

These are the boys from the prophecies!!

[@NoOne-bc6sq]

@@dumbass9049 Was this meant to be referring to that one vine cause I read this just like how he said that

[@crow4284]

why do they all vaguely sound like john mulaney

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

They are his sons

[@settime2032]

i bet they listened to the top part before recording cause i really hear that.

[@cozy_comet2626]

theyre all funny white guys

[@charlicedawson]

YES

[@rachelvarghese5597]

Oh god I thought it was the only one

[@rylanmcfadden898]

This is what happens when the teacher puts all the funny people in the class next to each other

[@benjiiss]

xD

[@amanimango]

it's amazing when they do that istg

[@kojiduh4912]

yes

[@AshaSara]

yes

[@hiba_stxr]

tru

[@way2dead4u]

I just love how they all synced up when they said "I'm gonna drink more than I should NEXT WEEK"