ANIMALS VS BIKERS - THE FUNNY, CRAZY & SCARY

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[@dragonbreathd67]

first =F

[@jaedenalexander1504]

second

[@deathbringer2496]

5:58 was a movie trailer for the Cock in the Woods

[@nacho2003_]

Tirale un petardo jajajaja

[@fredstripling2629]

P

[@DownSouthable]

That dude running from the chicken is the best thing I've ever seen!

[@daveed1797]

i was scared for him, it escalated quickly LOL

[@M1ch4el_13]

He's a scary cat

[@daveed1797]

@@user-tw8ov ?

[@ultimateultron7215]

Hopefully we get a horror movie to thise.😂

[@marposted]

Ikr😂😂

[@MOTO809]

Dude acting like he's getting attacked by a bear... c'mon man, it's just a chicken.

[@aliviaemerick9645]

Chickens are scary little fuckers😂

[@laughingdog1125]

had me thinking the only chicken he has seen is the meal deal ones

[@raullemus2949]

Lmao xD for reals

[@Sym_quits]

@@aliviaemerick9645 true lol、

[@dominicsmith7700]

For real that's messed up

[@linkfan95]

One dude takes a deer to the face and goes "WHOOOOO" when he gets up, meanwhile, tough guy cyclist with a voorhees sticker can't get past a chicken.

[@sweatics7600]

😂the Guy with the Chicken haha

[@NBNAT]

Murica

[@NBNAT]

@@DollarStream what?

[@chrisphillips1697]

linkfan95 Lmao! Right!

[@bulls9448]

Soft chicken boy! He needs some chicken nuggets buahhahahahaahahaa

[@animeadderall9394]

Biker: *Starts bike* Cow: “Oh so you’re approaching me!”

[@Naviift]

that guy makes a face -_- :the cow : MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

[@SI0AX]

Cow: "How *dare* you move around my vicinity with such a polluting machine! Turn it off this instance! You shall go nowhere with that device in my presence!" In all seriousness, this is what happens when you show too much respect to a creature, it becomes entitled. In India cows are believed to house the souls of the deceased, that is why people show so much respect around them.

[@silve4zephyr662]

Biker: *I can't get past you without getting closer.*

[@purplemeance]

@@SI0AX omg I just learned something new from you thanks

[@theresametts9457]

That was a Karen cow.

[@Andrea-uc7wg]

So we just gonna ignore the fact that the first dude did a wheelie to flex on a turkey?

[@kent6188]

Literally was looking for a comment about that lmfao..

[@asesino2007_]

Mad e me laugh

[@kgee.4]

Of corse not

[@matilda6851]

That whole clip was so cute

[@trulyidkman]

Well yea but actually no

[@tres5754]

Bicycle guy: what a lovely day Chicken: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@happyh0ur888]

Creative and original.

[@yejifyn2645]

Tres 😂😂😭

[@LukeWorks1]

Hes scared if the chicken haha

[@mayrabranham9764]

LMFAO

[@Andyman4562]

He's being attacked by his own kind

[@xxpatrickxx9340]

911...what's your emergency??? Ahhhhhhhh Ccccchhhiicckkkennn…..!!!!!

[@Daddypants11]

🤣🤣🤣

[@benjaminrohde8150]

A Wild Chicken👆🏻

[@JimMcBeam]

:D i spat on my phone

[@michaelangu112]

Flipp VanDerKuil ew

[@zack1634]

5:21 chickin

[@conradm56]

And the legends say to this day that deer is still flying

[@LavishedEgg]

That deer got some cool air time

[@TheRecklessBravery]

biker : *tries to scare the chicken* the chicken : uno reverse card

[@nanareyes6899]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😂

[@Nsikes07]

RD I wouldn’t be so scared of Bad thing. I would kick it if it honestly tried me

[@ReniTube]

the flash oop

[@ahmedosama8610]

Yup

[@matejkovacic4443]

Its a turkey

[@satan4272]

Biker: *Makes a single sound* Cow: “Was that a threat?”

[@alkasser3290]

Just hate people who keep a freaking cow

[@ManiPlaysYT]

😂😂 I don't think my dad knows that I watch motorcyclists anyways he heard that random moo and laughed a bit. Showed him what it was too

[@YourlocalNeighborhoodKid]

God

[@brokenhooktv2765]

Someone come get there cow he be ruling the streets

[@bambampow8555]

That cow was a Karen 🤣 she said I’m calling the cops, your not going anywhere

[@packleader1208]

5:01 Guy has Jason voores on his bike and he's afraid of chicken in woods. Lol

[@xanavord978]

It’s a cucco from Zelda botw

[@xanavord978]

That’s what it feels like anyway

[@DogMan077]

That chicken WAS Jason Voorhees

[@TimoKrausMedia]

Its the Logo of the Bike brand but okeiii ^^

[@lord-REDACTED-]

I've never actually seen anyone haul ass from a chicken. I fell off the toilet laughing!

[@griseld]

It's always amazing how deers look like they wait on the side of the road, and as soon as they see a motorcycle try to cross the road at the exact time and place where the motorcycle is.

[@beerman9807]

Suicide mission

[@Monts-zw3hi]

there are deer crossing signs.Surely they know where to cross...

[@nitrodasnipaz9392]

Imagine just peacefully riding your bike through the woods and you find some grown ass dude screaming like a girl in a standoff with a chicken...

[@somerandomdudeontheinterne4529]

Nitrodasnipa Z lol

[@SupremeDuckLord]

I fucking died laughing at this 😂😂

[@hdieajunfortunately4758]

LOL

[@hdieajunfortunately4758]

@Jack Smith when did u see this???

[@hdieajunfortunately4758]

@Jack Smith 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣Lol same

[@bigjo1365]

“THIS MAN IS HORRIFIED BY A CHICKEN”

[@MoosFantaSea]

Top 10 lost videos - this is Chills and I hope that you enjoy my narration.

[@hotdogman3247]

The real question is who is the real chicken

[@matthew6987]

bigjo136 I guess u can say he’s a real chicken about it. YEEEAAAAAHHHHH

[@JoeWaylo]

I'd turn around and get it. Thanksgiving Dinner.

[@mrfarmerboy2574]

One of my friends mom is so scared of birds in jinrool ask were that are when that com over

[@jessecaalba8527]

4:15 * Has Jason Sticker * * Is Threatened by Forrest Chicken *

[@kellyjoiner4418]

😂😂🤣

[@distant5231]

That's great

[@СтефановићКараџић]

Biker: preparing to start the bike Cow: do it i dare you

[@l0n3st4r.]

"Honey what did you do today?" Nobody: "Ran from a chicken"😂😂

[@daddyace9486]

LOL this made my day

[@thumbwiz]

...well, except for this one guy.

[@idontknowanymore5104]

IT WAS A TURKEY

[@chrisphillips1697]

Girl: how was your day honey? Guy: Oh damn baby, u will not believe the day I had! U see what had happen was, I was riding my bike through the forest on the trail & then all of a sudden bam 💥 there it was.... Girl: where what was! Guy: a damn chicken! Somebitch scared the shit out of me, he punked me out & yeah, I did screamed like a lil biatch uh huh I did sho nuf! I ain’t never goin back there 2 ride again!

[@dio361]

When you forget you are no longer a T. Rex but still got attitude

[@thefrenchrussian4511]

*Breaking news: Man brutally murdered by chicken in the woods*

[@JacksonHall2004]

TheFrenchRussian the chicken could of killed him man

[@slipknotgod6664]

Pine hen*

[@GabrieLight]

lmaaaao

[@tsceditz5811]

Lol

[@felito21]

You just make my day!

[@cinnamonrollypoly]

Motorcyclist: literally knocked off motorcycle by a deer jumping in front of him, laughs it off . Bicyclist: freaks out and runs away from a glorified chicken.

[@AxisVein]

lmfao

[@NoBiggiecheese]

The sad part is I’m 13 and I’m not afraid of chickens I chase chickens everyday cus my gramps lived next to a chicken farmer so I have to chase chickens out of our lawn

[@stanleyf9923]

@@NoBiggiecheese where's the sad part?

[@localduckdealer]

@@stanleyf9923 He's 13 :(

[@Vigiounhinged]

Lmao 🤣🤣that’s how it be...

[@CrispyGamer15]

Biker: what are ya? Chicken: who’s asking? Biker: leave Chicken: make me Biker: tries to scare chicken off Chicken: oh you wanna go bruh Chicken: attacks biker

[@PocketCS]

"Hey Jimmy, what did you do today?" Jimmy: "I did about 50 u-turns in the middle of the road, to confuse some turkeys"

[@iracarew5172]

Normal Saturday

[@2ndchance220]

In russia

[@iracarew5172]

Bro if Russia had turkey they'd be to drunk to know what confusion is

[@2ndchance220]

@@iracarew5172 now im confused.thanks

[@iracarew5172]

That's what I'm here for

[@Willowz7]

*Bicycle guy exists* Chicken: "I'm about to end this whole mans career"

[@DeonP]

Guy sees chicken The chicken: The guy: *starts freaking out The chicken: *charges The guy: why are u attacking me

[@krunchy_kush6916]

The guy: Why you bully me?

[@jaxxonbalboa3243]

2:44 Holy shit! my man took a deer to the face and lived to tell the story!!!

[@jamesprice2163]

Mountain bike guy: *gets a call: Bike guy: hello? Other line: cluck cluck Bike guy: AHHHHHHHHHH!

[@spike6192]

Fax

[@iamatoaster2693]

Oh no honey, those fuckers ran him down and got his license plate. Turkeys give *0* fucks.

[@hotdogman3247]

The real question is who is the real chicken

[@thekatt...]

😂😂😂😂

[@noneyobuissness9230]

@@hotdogman3247 the biker XD

[@Ynek237]

My guy was seriously terrified of a damn chicken

[@michealcorleone665]

he was more of a chicken than the actual animal

[@BluefootDStank]

Did you really expect anyone who rides a bicycle not to be 10-ply?

[@Trapped_Shadows]

Chickens are assholes man. They arent scary but they are dicks.

[@Orijuno]

It clearly was the chicken from Family Guy

[@legittoast1152]

Bitch you would scream too if one came after you

[@kian6001]

*guy gets into an accident with a deer, gets up and says “woooo”* *cyclist bikes near a chicken, then runs away from it*

[@tjwright]

and shreaks like girl. that was pretty funny!

[@raksas4466]

Dawson it honestly would have been worse if he were in a car some how

[@gavinsmavin4529]

He kept saying what is that so he was assuming it was probably very scary when it ran at him

[@parkerrollins774]

That guy got fucking rko’d by that deer and wanted to go again 😂

[@joseronaldo8293]

Roosters kick kind of hard though

[@SllaminMusicProducer]

2:44 Damn the deer went flyin

[@nbsmoke7429]

4:05 ok dude its just a chicken XD how scary would this chicken be ? XDDDD

[@Sym_quits]

Look at the way it ran!! Omg I'll be 🏃

[@luislopez5523]

I would try and grab that fucker and eat it for dinner

[@mjraaz4279]

I wonder what his reaction would be if it was a bear.

[@monsterbacon816]

I would of just kicked the chicken

[@joule7256]

Actually they can be vicious and can have razor sharp claws and have killed people before. But yeah a swift boot would deter it if it got too close.

[@anna_0507]

Why did the chicken cross the dirt road? To chase the guy with the bike

[@r4ek292]

*NiCe*

[@τηε-μ5β]

It didn’t cross the dirt road, it was on it the whole time😂

[@Jaycee242]

why did the chicken didnt cross the dirt road to chase the the guy on the bike

[@nikolavasiljevic6677]

Good one

[@raverwolf7856]

Fucking hate you for that mate but love it.

[@AB-yg9fj]

Bicycle guy "Oh what a day, what a lovely day" Chicken "I'm here to ruin your day"

[@aliyyaeaton7876]

Lol so hard

[@Kaguyaaa_x_x]

I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@willisgamer4122]

lol

[@darthmalgus4959]

Biker: *Starts Engine* Cow: *moos in Karen*

[@username-pf3di]

😂😂

[@ChEz_4321]

Bro the dude on the yellow bike bro made me start crying that shit was the funniest shit I have ever seen

[@iamtacohorse2073]

*casually fights a chicken with a bike while screaming*

[@tfsora]

A fucking pussy 😂

[@valdolopez6956]

Me to

[@solarwings]

I'm choking right now I'm laughing so hard 😂

[@sav9484]

Rev_ReJeCt - its even better cause i have four chickens any my friends act the same way around them

[@mrz.3]

That guy literally got held hostage by a cow, I’m dyingg😂

[@Roo_R8]

😂😂

[@sergiotudor747]

😂😂😂😂

[@wiggles2439]

Cows are sacred in India, you don't mess with them

[@Elgattou]

😂😂😂

[@dogkinsey6407]

You see the cow buck on dude tho😂😂

[@pranavsudhir]

The audacity of the cow to block his path and yell "MOOOOOOOOOVE" smh

[@jackvanepps7301]

What a bitch!

[@jacksonknapp251]

Pranav Sudhir the name is karen

[@TheLon3Phoenix]

@@Newfie6363 Her* . If you said bull, I wouldn't have had to correct you.

[@themostrandomestuser]

5:16 Had me dying 😂

[@VINEMEMEZ]

When the cow said “mooooo” I felt that

[@Lilsteelpicker]

VINE_ MEMEZ me to it felt like the first time I kissed my gf

[@jakubnowak8948]

Dude chilling on his pit bike. Turkey's: "LET ME TELL YOU SUM, LEMME TELL YOU SUM"

[@killswitchxx5592]

I understood that reference

[@tunatros8317]

Bro wtf that turkey word, im from turkey its weird shit

[@anthonymcfarlane3014]

The cow was clearly mistaken thinking that Honda sounded like a Cow-asaki

[@meanderingmangomanthe1stof611]

Hahahaha! Nice!

[@SpeedSeekerMoto]

I dont know if I should love you or hate you.

[@odd5557]

Clever

[@riley2005]

Haha great!

[@anthonymcfarlane3014]

@@SpeedSeekerMoto we need more love in the world brother

[@Nam3Iess]

The guy vs the chicken is pure gold. I have not laughed so hard for a long time.

[@slockywush04]

That’s a grouse not a chicken

[@malcolmar]

Biker sees a chicken and then realizes who really is the chicken.

[@nobrainnopain13]

malcolmar I was so confused when I realized it was a chicken

[@bevnies1903]

Why was he so scared it was just a chicken😂😂

[@shieldxs]

KhaoticBeaniesYT it was a rooster. And those lil fuckers will attack you for doing absolutely nothing

[@nobrainnopain13]

Shieldxs I’m guessing you have been attacked

[@shieldxs]

NoBrainNoPain13 _ oh yea plenty of times. I own chickens and used to own roosters but we got rid of them

[@Jaiz123c_]

So is no one going to talk about the fact, HE LITERALLY HIT A FREAKING DEER AND WAS SENT FLYING WITH THE DEER!!?

[@horrorlover27]

The deer hit him, not the over way round.

[@animebtches5336]

The deer was like:Yep just run

[@k-rod25]

It went flying

[@xxnatethederpypikachuxx4878]

Dam the dude went face first into the deer

[@animebtches5336]

Then he was proud of it lmao

[@bert8505]

Question of the Year - y'all think turkeys like wheelies? 😂😂

[@nymirbrown6596]

Xd

[@garretwelch3096]

Ya

[@avagrace8440]

Definitely

[@puska8610]

nah

[@ChzTea]

i feel bad for laughing at 02:39

[@feldmuis]

Biker: "I cant be late for my job interview, I'm taking the bike!". Cow: "Gonna end this mans career before it even starts".

[@cb__0715]

Guy : random noise Cow : So YoU hAvE cHoSeN dEaTh

[@PramodSingh-tr9uk]

that cow was really cute. maybe she have lost her kid so only coming to see biker.

[@genesistheorigin1756]

The cow said YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[@brightamankwa8510]

Cow: come here u little peace of shit

[@toshanjames9589]

@Shaunboym Is cool cowren

[@WhatAWasteEI]

8:25 the cow be like: hippity hoppity this bike is now my property.

[@sixphilly]

I love you

[@totti-wb3yc]

@@sixphilly wtf

[@August377]

🤣😂🤣

[@danimoosakhan]

That cyclist seeing a chicken is like me seeing a king cobra on my bed.

[@slow.boii600]

Comment section 90%man scared of chicken 5%about the turkey 5%deer

[@slow.boii600]

@Bilal Khalid fixed

[@Mofire420]

None about the cow....so far

[@slow.boii600]

@@Mofire420 ill keep an eye out

[@alishapengelly4511]

90 easy

[@sergiotudor747]

I liked the gurl with the donkeys too, was cute stopping and trying to touch them :)

[@Bes1997_]

“What do you do in your free time?” “Ah stuff you know...riding, watching tv, racing against turkeys”

[@razorlazar8268]

Biker: sees a chicken Also Biker: Why Do I Hear Boss Music.

[@davelastname8074]

Skyrim in a nutshell

[@teamminecraft9]

the way he said hey get out of the way...

[@primeoctober]

that would make a good plot for a video game

[@kyflysupreme7727]

5:21 Him: Battle cry against a chicken Me: 🤣

[@alfredkhoo1353]

i think the cyclist was high and he sees a velociraptor

[@king_venom_815]

Most definitely

[@logandiditagain]

😂😂😂😂👍🏼

[@ragingflamez6912]

Ikr lmao

[@norbertsonnenschein3556]

TOP...😂😂😂

[@tchpi2794]

this type of chicken is really dangerous men believe me

[@yorunagiri2899]

*chicken: Omae wa mou shinderiu* *biker: nani* *chicken : R U N* *biker: AAAAAA*

[@iamtacohorse2073]

xd

[@vxillan8671]

@Tymirah Smith what?🤨

[@JollyOl]

This made my day even better xD

[@shartty1678]

Y r u running

[@Yuna_Kobayashi]

😂😂😂

[@alekzz803]

my man over here scared of a little birdie thing

[@reemusrrf2543]

Ohh great!

[@Jack-tu5zf]

It's called a chicken

[@yootyler]

I’m sleep he scared of a small fucking chicken

[@alekzz803]

@@Jack-tu5zf its callet what i want to call it

[@alekzz803]

i would have kicked the hell out of that thing

[@alexbriciag700]

that chicken woke up with murder on his mind lol

[@SegaDisneyUniverse]

Everybody gansta till you see a chicken in the woods! 😆

[@grantwhite6846]

SegaDisneyUniverse I love you now

[@SegaDisneyUniverse]

@@grantwhite6846 😘

[@Evan32116]

Hahaha😂😂😂

[@julyunicorn5177]

haha germans would say evil chicken when they saw the german streamer gronkh years ago with his minecraft evil chicken :P

[@maxinegaming9803]

bro, i got attacked by a chicken and i have a large scar XD a male chicken is no joke

[@R3IMYSS]

5:11 - The dumbest thing you could've done is gone around it. Glad you didn't bro. Glad you are safe from that chicken.

[@Dhmhtrhsk]

Carl Du Plessis its grouse search it on yt

[@youluvleila]

XD

[@arthurmorgan2736]

😂😂😂

[@marmeladenkekse460]

Why the fuck do you have 2. Top Comments 😂

[@marmeladenkekse460]

It is fun that he makes cycling extremely sport, which can be very dangerous. but then scared of a little chicken

[@bluefox9361]

Biker: just leave me alone! Cow: don’t moooooooov or i will kill you

[@mrmixer8935]

If you was early you could get more likes

[@elijah.k.walker674]

When then chicken started chasing him I couldn't stop LMAO! 😂 5:20

[@criteriaz5063]

5:19 Couldn’t stop laughing, never underestimate a chicken. Not gonna lie though, that chicken has balls.

[@Myvernuh]

The man was scared of a bird lmao

[@johnne3]

criteriaz its ruffed grouse or partridge. Very common in northern states and Canada really great eating too. Similar to pheasant.

[@criteriaz5063]

John Knutson, I wouldn’t know, I’m from the UK. Thanks for telling us.

[@kyleenzotuzonsanagustin4660]

Lol imagine if that chicken chased that man to the mc donalds

[@criteriaz5063]

Bacon_ warrior012, sure bud.

[@deejayblaze9]

The scared Canadian on the mountain bike had me dying😂 looking at the chicken like “why you bully me”😂

[@titavaughns7698]

Fr. like we eat those things, why are you running away

[@jamesprice2163]

@@titavaughns7698 a swift boot to the head and it'll leave you alone ... Or it'll try to kill you you got a 50/50 shot

[@titavaughns7698]

@@jamesprice2163 🤣 I've never imagined fighting a chicken but now that you mention it, it'd probably have to be a fight to the death

[@jamesprice2163]

@@titavaughns7698 their evil little fuckers I have scratches down the side of my truck from my buddies rooster trying to carve open the sheet metal

[@LS-oc2oc]

How can you tell he's Canadian? We ain't pussys

[@mantismodels1207]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see the mountain biker sh*t his pants! 🤣

[@Kratosplayzyt7777]

Lol

[@Andyman4562]

Or should just say to attack his own kind

[@edgarmaximilian24]

9:25 Biker: slowly tries to start his bike Cow: "Say sike right now!"

[@elinmathilda3688]

Wow those cows must have some real *BEEF* with the bikers🤣😅 Im sorry....

[@barackobama1187]

Perfectly balanced as all things shuld be

[@elinmathilda3688]

@@barackobama1187 😂😂😂🤣

[@jakkhazzard]

I see what you did there.

[@CrocyPlayz-gx1en]

I love that👏😂😂

[@bigmaxnel2141]

It was pretty good like here's one Did you here about the school kidnapping dont worry he woke up

[@JESTER11X]

The cow was the Karen of bovine. Didn't want anyone riding motorcycles on her damn roads

[@ToxicDreads]

bruh that cow pissed me off so much for some reason

[@buildfabtest358]

The cow was trying to say I'm am a karen

[@DIZAZZO]

@@ToxicDreads Barbecue desire intensifies...

[@vladen14]

Seeing a grown man screaming and running trough the woods because of a chicken made my day

[@crackerrzz2]

I was laughing so hard! 😂

[@zynet_eseled]

Grouse.

[@deeteep6365]

@@zynet_eseled Grouse.

[@rabbit4930]

2:40 that deer is like : where are you going my boy bammm😂😂

[@R3IMYSS]

9:26 - When your mom tells you NOT to start your new bike yet, but you do it anyways.

[@laaar46]

Carl Du Plessis “ek sal jou moer” 😂

[@gabrielbanta6933]

9:01 is my lawnmower

[@chocolickme5479]

Guy: starts bike Cow: who you think you talking to

[@ragnarlothbrok9491]

Road is empty for all day long . Deer : I need to wait for the biker pass before I cross the road .

[@CheapskateMotorsports]

It's a miracle they didn't go extinct. What a shit survival instinct, lemme jump right in front of this large, smelly, loud and highly visible stampeding mammal so I can kill myself just trying to get to the other side of this path.

[@sileballz]

Damn brotha. I have to cross the road, commit suicide and the biker is coming! What a great deal! Sorry for my english

[@potentix]

5:20 this dood scared of a frikin chicken... A CHICKEN

[@popisolation]

Deer also have suicidal thoughts too guys.

[@totallynotrockstar3570]

Oh deer

[@evansuddreth388]

Imagine just seeing a person come out of grass saying wooooooooo and a deer running away

[@fwkayyy3068]

Guy on scooter: *tries to get on scooter* Cow: oh no u stayin with me Cow: *moves to person on motorbike* *5 mins later* Cow: *MOOOOO*

[@theamazing_roblocksaurorav9170]

XDDDDDDDDDD 👌

[@FalseHoodx]

I would’ve stabbed that cow in the neck with my knife and been on my way

[@Roo_R8]

@@FalseHoodx ur an arse.... Plus I'm pretty sure he'd get into shit for killing someone's else's cow

[@JessicaRodriguez-gi2cl]

@@Roo_R8 nah dude. I would of beaten the shit out of that cow or killed it. The cow was clearly being an asshole. It gets treated the way it acts.

[@flyinshu123]

4:00 I remember reading about this in the paper. "Man's body found in woods following a fatal killer chicken attack." oh wait, no....that has never happened.

[@crystaljarvis4269]

2:44 that deer went flyin tho

[@reepuls]

I'm dying because of this part 🤣

[@OuterElvis21]

HAHA

[@Rayanouse]

Biker: Move! Chicken: ''proceeds to move towards the biker''

[@_julian5313]

2K19 Man was Killed by a Chicken The Chicken was not found yet it could be right behind you

[@GabrieLight]

We need Liam Neeson right now..lol.

[@iamtacohorse2073]

Dun dun dun..

[@kamonite5084]

AAAAAAHHHH! Oh wait- that's, that's just my cockatiel..

[@justjaguar2314]

BREAKING NEWS - Florida chicken murders biker in woods!

[@pika2903]

Omg noooooo that chicken just cut my hand off im bleeding AAAAÀHHHHHHHH

[@Slay3r164]

*Biker tries to start his bike* Cow: Are you challenging me?!

[@scrapmechanicmaster]

biker: yees

[@human7321]

😂😂

[@rickymcginnis7300]

Do that wit a moose and see what happens!?

[@justagirl1210]

@@rickymcginnis7300 K why your mad?

[@invict1722]

5:30 man vs chicken the ultimate battle 😂

[@bienmelsonmiranda9289]

ULTIMATE MASSHUP!!!

[@Cladcreeper]

9:05 Cow: *MOOOOOOOO* Auto Generated Subtitles: *ah*

[@gaminikka]

So KZbin is *****

[@DaCoolCemeramen3739]

​@@gaminikkait not youtube failed it subtitle failed

[@Huntress_Hannah]

Remember kids, no matter how bad your life is rn. At least you don’t get bullied by a cow

[@wyattcalhoon8047]

Or chicken

[@nfislife4017]

Wyatt Calhoon 🤣

[@WifiThing]

Or a deer

[@dakota3387]

its a bull

[@alipotter2694]

better still don't buy a red bike lol obviously its the red that's concerning it lol

[@Abloomcore]

Everyone: gets hit by raindeers and stuff That one guy: get beaten up by a chicken

[@mr.fireblade6662]

Empty road: Deer: saw a biker coming Deer: imma Cross the road realquick.

[@oscr_zen]

dude at 3:30: "WHOAAA" is that Pepe?!?! look at the shadow of his head XD

[@anton3263]

5:50 I: Go for a walk in the forest. In the forest: A man with a bicycle is fighting a chicken 🤣😂😂

[@southcwf]

Its a grouse, not a chicken

[@vfearlesstv2257]

😂😂😂

[@xxhadyxx1017]

what a pussy

[@mausteniko2274]

@@xxhadyxx1017 chicken can jump on your head and poke your eyes out

[@mozi9271]

:D :D :D

[@Gigacat-sp7yn]

2:43 Deer:I believe i can fly Biker:OOF Edit:I liked my own comment

[@fijiromeo4237]

The deer in midair😂🤣🤣

[@joaorafaelbiomedico]

Dude was afraid of the chicken? Really? 🐓

[@Mo_Leezy]

He's the chicken lol

[@joaorafaelbiomedico]

@@Mo_Leezy probably 😂

[@loyddaez2146]

Wild chicken which is better than farm ones

[@bloom_exe7020]

Bro are you serious HE COULD HAVE DIED

[@greyman7605]

Bruh intake it you guys have never seen someone get flogged by a chicken little shits are mean

[@callumboothroyd3766]

Is that guy actually afraid of a chicken? Lmao

[@Sym_quits]

It's scary than it looks

[@Maxeqy]

symquits Its a chicken 😂

[@loyddaez2146]

Wild chicken if you cook that delicious

[@alihuseiini6940]

I have more chance to get an heart attack from a chicken than a bear hahaha they are scary asf

[@cooperwright736]

symquits not really

[@katherinehernandez9360]

5:18 Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a chicken come on man, 🤦he hit those high notes 😂

[@oBlacklife]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZLalmqfmp2tsLM

[@Wolfshalifi]

oBlacklife that Russian dude was trying to kiss the fucking chicken thing. the biker was standing up he could’ve easily just punted it

[@SteveL11]

Hi, chicken expert here. That was a black mountain chicken. A single peck from it could paralyze a 500-600 lbs bear for 12 hours.

[@katherinehernandez9360]

@@SteveL11 I highly doubt that, I've lived with chickens and chicks and there is no chicken like that, you are probably not an expert, justmy guess I think you were thinking of the frog that's so called black chicken 😁 no hate but I don't think your an expert 😁

[@SteveL11]

@@katherinehernandez9360 I was just bullshiting LOL

[@josilynnlashae9241]

That guy was running from a chicken now that’s some city stuff right there that chicken prolly thinkin “aye man wanna be friends .. Wait come backkk”

[@backonwheels7758]

MOOH! Translation: You shall not pass!

[@bienmelsonmiranda9289]

gandalf "THE COW"

[@GigglyGirl420]

😂😂😂

[@bienmelsonmiranda9289]

@@GigglyGirl420 :)

[@tiki7]

Timestamp?

[@iangrassby]

4min-6min who's got the biggest balls man or chicken Answer chicken.

[@Tony2Cola]

Gotta be the chicken 😂

[@SharkMako]

At 3:58 that guy is scared of the bird and not that trail XD that trail gave me flashbacks to rainbow road edit: apparently a lot of people want me to clarify what type of bird it was the man was scared of and that bird was a chicken it was a chicken a chicken Chicken

[@iamtacohorse2073]

Lol

[@lexolus1308]

chicken*

[@sovii1143]

Shark Mako its a chicken

[@wonderland1492]

Chickens are birds if you guys didn't know

[@swayswaysoothxs9150]

A chicken

[@alyasVictorio]

2:43 Jeez! That's crazy tho-. But glad you're safe May God blessed you 🙏

[@norefunds4731]

4:25 Fear my 12 speed! Fear it!

[@danocreations]

I see you everywhere always in a top comment :D

[@norefunds4731]

@@danocreations Thanks man. I work in front of a PC 9 hours a day, but only do about 4 hours of work. Si KZbin is my down time. I have 5-6 channels that I love watching. When people are positive like you, it's awesome. I try to be funny and truthful. But, it turns out there are a group of people that don't like my comments at/near the top. Who knew?

[@ibuyyourmomsgroceries7688]

@@norefunds4731 Salty trolls on tap.

[@viekinpilke8537]

@@norefunds4731 i always like ur comments i dont like hating

[@norefunds4731]

@@viekinpilke8537 Thanks bro! Super appreciated.

[@colinseal5950]

5:20 Imagine what happens If he comes across a bear

[@patchedjam]

first sound to reach 9924 decibels

[@brodyvlogs570]

I just heard the scream

[@w.roberts8078]

I think he will rather the bear over the chicken

[@loadin8073]

Chicken be like: *Whose the chicken now*

[@igetbxtches1232]

Mike Oxmaul Lmfao😂

[@dtop.flocka]

69 XD

[@alexivrsn8459]

I busted out laughing

[@Mr.Tom_69]

9:23 poor guy couldn't even get a chance to start his bike 😂