Mountain goat greets me up at the summit of Mt. Ellinor in Washington.

[@ttyyuuiiei]

Can you imagine having the confidence to walk up to a complete stranger in the middle of the wilderness and begin vigorously licking their leg?

[@kevindication]

There are videos of that

[@quantumblur_3145]

Damn, couldn't be me

[@AR-ey1ur]

That's why he's the goat. The goat.

[@inventgineer]

Alpha Chad goat energy.

[@julius7506]

That wilderness is their territory. They can outsmart any beast at that height.

[@AloisAgos]

Human: "Hello mountain goat." Mountain Goat: "Hello salt lick."

[@kevindication]

Narrator: “This goat would be the G.O.A.T.”

[@patroberts5449]

Goat…”Gee just what I ordered…a portable salt lick!” Thanks Amazon!!

[@JP47471]

Exactly. It did more than greet him.

[@paulcoverdale8312]

Ha ha ha. I just asked him if he done the lotto after! Ha ha ha

[@JustMe-mg4pp]

*"Animal Crossing talking noises"*

[@Hans8554]

Mountain goats struggle to get enough salt, you helped him out

[@kumchuckpaohu550]

@Juan Gil YES

[@akshat1496]

@Juan Gil i like it picasso

[@jeromesimoni4383]

Like licking a potato chip. Lol

[@kaliyugahiker]

He is become Salt lick - feeder of goats

[@kevindication]

Nice Oppenheimer reference

[@Benjuhmeen]

bro stealing his electrolytes

[@360sauce7]

He needs some Prime now

[@hearmth6618]

It's what goats crave 🐐

[@shivanshtomar18]

​@@360sauce7 from the screen 🖥️ to the ring 💍 to the pen 🖊️ to the king 👑

[@X2Magneto]

This is what they call symbiosis. The goat gets salt, you get a dose of cuteness.

[@WildVee]

Goat gets salt, you get shower. Win win

[@peterhoffmann2231]

goats get salt , i get to cüm. win win in my book ngl frfrfr

[@laurenurban3942]

Someone should drop salt blocks around that area for the goats.

[@DonkeyDongs]

My buttcheeks would be spread for the 🐐

[@MalcolmPeat-fh4jt]

You get rellatio

[@MaddyBlu9724]

Everyone is like "obviously he is licking for salt" but what if youre all wrong and the goat is just a real freak like that?

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

Agreed. This goat’s a man lover no doubt.

[@uncledoctor6920]

You went there 💀

[@GoldDoubloons_]

Not a case of reverse beastialty 💀💀

[@kevindication]

It’s why we climb mountains

[@maiqtheliar8666]

Hell nah bro's freak 💀

[@nagasako7]

Swiss Alps: Goats climb walls of dams to get salt lick Washington State: Goats lick hikers

[@gregormiller4037]

The Ibex.

[@CLOVEONE1]

fuck 😂😂😂

[@dislikebutton9571]

its more efficient to wait for the salt to come to you lol

[@cinna_to4st_waff1es]

Ayoo- 😳

[@rustyhowe3907]

​@@dislikebutton9571 Literal home delivery service

[@jordant.teeterson3100]

This goat probably sees a human and thinks "there go one of them salty bois"

[@aresrivers9329]

😂😂

[@empire0]

This is actually the same way I greet people that come over to my house

[@kevindication]

Sir this is a Wendy's.

[@EmyN]

Lol

[@ProStateExaminer]

What a freak, can't believe you'd be capable of something like this....what is your house address so that I can avoid it?

[@brakernight7881]

When lambo?

[@kevindication]

@@brakernight7881 soon. Working on it.

[@MrHeavy466]

Goat gets salt, you get violated, it's a win-win.

[@kevindication]

eeew

[@sammicopor]

Stop kinkshaming

[@Kain1805]

@@sammicopor Stop kinkshaming-shaming

[@kevindication]

@@Kain1805 stop stopping stopping

[@broadcasttttable]

"Goat, you got exactly one half-hour to cut that out."

[@MrTurbo_]

I once met a group of goats at the top of a mountain, they weren't really looking for salt but they were very curious and one was particularly cuddly, followed us around for like 15 minutes, quite impressive to see them jumping around like it was nothing right next to massive drops, quite a fun memory

[@anthonybrown9854]

Damn

[@escapetherace1943]

mountain goats are fken crazy. they'll die if they slip just like we would and they just can't be asked to care

[@realmsunreal]

i'm sorry but i think they were waiting for you to pee 💀

[@pawanger]

@@realmsunrealwhat ? 😭

[@I_Kan]

Awwww ❤

[@shaniceb.5129]

6 years later we’ll never know how he felt as the video cuts off.

[@kevindication]

It changed my life and brought me closer to my best self.

[@harmacist6623]

​@@kevindicationWhat, as a salt pillar...?

[@kevindication]

@@harmacist6623 yes

[@goblinslayer1004]

Damn​@@kevindication

[@spongeAstoner]

"Thanks brother I needed this salt"

[@kevindication]

You’re welcome little buddy. I’m always salty.

[@BlastinRope]

Br¤ther may I have the salt?

[@Kuhnakarm]

@@kevindication "that's my secret cap, I'm always salty"

[@cloudboy7750]

This is how it feels to be The Chosen One 🙂

[@kevindication]

It changed my life for sure. Granted any other person on that mountain got used that day too, I'm sure.

[@kevindication]

@@OriginalJohnDoeFakersBeware Wow I'm going to read up on this. I doubt I'm "The Chosen One", but I sure felt blessed that day.

[@leonidas9808]

You underestimate my salt

[@NoelDSmith]

we really need a way to just put the winning comment at the top.

[@Ben10Arg]

This is how messi became the 🐐

[@modsquad20]

He's licking the salt from your sweat.

[@SonictheBedHog]

modsquad20 sodi-yum.

[@cchewyy.]

@@SonictheBedHog 😂 that's great

[@wolfetteplays8894]

That’s adorable

[@dulmidiidtogwajaale8643]

She need salt 🧂

[@j22563]

Yes Mr. goat, my ass is extra sweaty

[@gingersasquatch94]

meanwhile the goat posted a video titled "Found a weird monkey that tasted pretty good at the summit of Mt. Ellinor in Washington"

[@AltanirvesTeokwitlaoselotl]

No it didn't.

[@theimmortalemperor3605]

​@@AltanirvesTeokwitlaoselotl humans are a type of ape so you're kinda right

[@ttoughtask7296]

The sort of experience that makes you feel glad to be alive. What a gorgeous beast

[@kevindication]

This goat literally changed my life.

[@lesscobrandon6803]

​@@kevindication how so?

[@AXELVISSERS]

​@@lesscobrandon6803 he became the G.O.A.T. 🐐

[@wipkpremium5691]

​@@kevindication I first read this as "This goat literally charged my wife" 😂

[@fromthefire4176]

Much better than that Japanese guy that had a bear jump out at him atop a mountain.

[@afridgetoofar1818]

This is actually an initiation ritual into the Brotherhood of the Mountain Goats. You’re now one of them 🐐

[@cowsuponcows]

🐐

[@XYZB0RG]

brotherhood of the mountain goats sounds like a biker gang

[@jcs3330]

I was unaware that they were so approachable, being in quite a reclusive location. He definitely likes the taste of salt.

[@dxi8]

Who? Humans or the Goats? I think the goat approached the human. Are you a goat? Most of us humans are approachable and we like salt too but it isn't our primary motive for climbing mountains like yourselves. Respect, from a human

[@jcs3330]

@@dxi8 That's right!. And just a note for that 'one illiterate, solitary, adolescent salty human' . We prefer to be known has 'Oreamnos americanus' just so we got that right. Also, 'respect' (feel soooo 'stupid' using that 'street' lingo) to those like us Oreamnos americanus who have the 'balls, stamina, intelligence (and 'maturity') to adventure up to such heights...and out of their single bedded loney 'adolescent' bedrooms. Respect from a 'goat'.

[@AnsticePalo]

They get real aggressive in some areas here in the NW and aren't against attacking people who dare stop them from getting their salt lick. They'll even lick rocks that people pee on.

[@dxi8]

@@jcs3330 🤔

[@Lonsoleil]

​@AnsticePalo Eeew!

[@ohaleceiffel]

"Not knowing how to act, I chose stillness." Beautiful :)

[@kevindication]

Thank you

[@WarbirdPhoenix]

Wow! That goat was really low on salt. Hikers,be sure to carry a managable amount of local natural rock salt to avoid this. It'll keep both you and the animals you might encounter safe.

[@KibaWashington]

By the queen sea that was the very thing i tho of when i first saw this, aye not to far from that.

[@nouhorni3229]

I think what he's doing is the most economic way.

[@Leto_0]

​@DEDLI If you think knowing a simple fact and stating it makes you a scientist then you must struggle just to wash and feed yourself. If you think doubting something demonstrates your own intelligence then you have no concept at all of what intelligence even is.

[@Dicaso9]

​@DEDLI its pretty clear that you dont read. no need to state it

[@ATBZ]

@DEDLI literally 4iq commenter

[@CR055FIRE]

it's like the goat version of those shrimp that clean peoples feet

[@tg88montanaguy61]

There was a torture method long ago that the Roman Catholics used to do, to interrogate people called goat lick?, where it involve goats licking salt from their feet, they would tie them down and dip their feet in salt water and would have goats lick the salt from their feet vigorous times and for days on?, until the skin wears away and the goats would start licking into their flesh' where their brain couldn't handle it anymore and die of instant shock, there's quite a few videos on KZbin that talks about if you want to search it.

[@kevindication]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

[@RoshwyinsTaicoon]

Reminds me of garra rufa fish pedicures for some reason

[@AymenDZA]

"Are you having the time of your life" Goat: "Hell yeah"

[@kevindication]

Heavens no.

[@leniaamarantarosasbrugada9868]

She is so cute. I am so envious of you. So so envious

[@mattb2382]

That's adorable. You're a good man for letting it give you all those kisses.

[@kevindication]

Thanks. I was just trying not to get gored.

[@kingjawbo1110]

Dude that is the coolest thing ever. When nature interacts with you Naturally, that is its most purest form

[@kevindication]

That's how I felt.

[@ERIN_198]

I feel the same way when I crap in the street. I'm at one with nature.

[@proallnighter]

@@ERIN_198humans are from nature. We are nature. Everything we do is natural. It’s in our nature.

[@eerierevenant742]

@@ERIN_198I’m sorry??

[@ERIN_198]

@@eerierevenant742 I'm describing nature.

[@sarashiki7920]

That’s awesome. Beautiful creature and view.

[@kevindication]

Agreed.

[@prenimystic]

Little dude is so happy to get that salt 😂 You gotta hike up once a week now to give him his dose

[@ADR.1993]

Them boys 🐐 sure love their salt content...

[@kevindication]

Yup it’s what goats crave.

[@ZombieBobSponge]

What an amazing view

[@kevindication]

That is a true story. The Pacific Northwest is magnificent. Seattle hides out in the left bottom of the view.

[@ilovedogs2642]

That's the cutest animal capable of yeeting you off a mountain

[@kevindication]

Word. That's why I decided not to startle the dude. King of the mountain.

[@Waywind420]

Goat is a natural ear licking ASMRtist

[@matthewlarson738]

This goat lives in the Olympics, which have no rock salt so salt is hard for them to find. Mountain goats aren't native to the Olympics. I can't remember why but they were introduced there in the early 1900s. However they are native to the nearby Cascade mountains, which DO have rock salt. Since mountain goats in the Olympics get very little salt naturally, they are much more bold and/or aggressive toward humans in the Olympics than in the Cascades. Generally goats in the Cascades keep to themselves. Thankfully a project has been underway to remove the goats from the Olympics. A few goats remain since the part of the Olympics they live in is too rugged and remote to reach with the equipment needed

[@kevindication]

Last time I went, I didn’t see many goats.

[@matthewlarson738]

@@kevindication Yeah at this point there's less than 10 remaining I think

[@kevindication]

@@matthewlarson738 that’s less than tree fitty!

[@JoeOvercoat]

thank you for that insight.

[@sanachanto]

This sounds like a great project.

[@PJMontoya]

The goat “I can’t believe this guy’s letting me do this!”

[@kevindication]

Believe it goat. You’re the one.

[@40yrsago]

Aaaaawwww he has a heart-shaped nose 00:22 ❤😊

[@kevindication]

That’s adorable.

[@bandito_kek]

I am very envious of this man’s predicament. That goat seems so chill.

[@thehipmusicologist]

Look at his eyes. Best salt hes ever had

[@kevindication]

He was a big fan.

[@bobd7307]

When I was a kid, our goats used to do this and I know what it feels like. This is like ASMR for me.

[@kevindication]

That’s sweet! They were hopefully not as big.

[@bobd7307]

@@kevindication lol no they were Nigerian Dwarfs and Pygmies !

[@thestruggler3338]

A kid hey ?

[@JackPitmanNica]

The view at 1:03 with the goat just licking your hand with the volcano looking mountain in the background, priceless!

[@kevindication]

Isn't it though? Truly epic view.

[@kevindication]

Also that volcano in the background is Mt. Rainier.

[@JackPitmanNica]

@@kevindication Mt. Rainer looks beautiful!

[@owlexS]

And Mt Rainier IS a volcano.

[@JackPitmanNica]

@@owlexS Mt Rainer is a nice-lookin volcano

[@lovelywaz]

Human: "Are you done there little buddy?" 😊😊 Mountain Goat: "Your face looks un-licked..." 😋😋

[@kevindication]

It started to on my chin. Which had a goatee. It bit my chin and that’s when I had enough of all this.

[@pattiwhite9575]

You became his personal salt lick. Reminds me of the time I was swimming in Garner State Park and all the baby fish were grooming my skin.

[@JokerInk-CustomBuilds]

I like he calls him a little buddy... complete unaware that this beast of a goat could knock him off the mountain if he wished so!😂

[@WacobJhitaker]

Be prepared, be prepared! This lesson must be shared!

[@mexa_t6534]

A boost of serotonin in exchange for some free salt. Seems like a fair deal

[@charlesbrown4483]

For people who don’t know, not only are billy goats extremely territorial and aggressive. But they’re also incredibly strong and unless you know how to handle them, they could hurt/kill a large grown man. They’re no joke. So if this every happens to you, let the goat do his thing and while they’re licking, look for a way to get somewhere safe in case it turns aggressive. The goat might be licking you innocently, then the next second charging you full speed, repeatedly. Cute as they may seem, they’re very dangerous animals especially for women, children, the elderly, etc.

[@kevindication]

Yep I wasn’t gonna a) fuck around to b) find out.

[@charlesbrown4483]

@@kevindication 🤣🤣🤣 that’s the best course of action! I’ve raised many billy goats. I’d be lying if I said they’re my favorite animal. They are a pain, literally and metaphorically lol.

[@olyokie]

Ive been around dozens of mountain goats.....never had one act agressive in anyway. That said, a big male gored and killed a guy at Victor Pass atop the Switchback in the ONP 7-8 years ago.

[@jamesfloyd1864]

@@olyokie And one killed a guy on Hurricane Ridge in Port Angeles a couple years ago.

[@jamesfloyd1864]

I think you're right about the location, Greg.

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

He loves the salt and the texture! 😃

[@kevindication]

Yummy

[@robotubetwob]

Thinking this is not his first time doing this. Dude has found his niche: sweaty tourists.

[@kevindication]

Yup

[@technojunkie213]

wow what a friendly cute mountain goat. super impressed. lovely creature.

[@edenhunter9904]

quite an impressive beast up close ...

[@myview5840]

Til it rams you off the edge

[@kevindication]

Agreed

[@kevindication]

Agreed!

[@MysteryManGaming]

This video taught me to always have a pound of sea salt on me at all times. You’ll never and I mean NEVER catch me lacking

[@kevindication]

If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready.

[@MysteryManGaming]

@@kevindication and that’s facts

[@drewmiller3462]

Yah, I carry salt with me everywhere, you know, in the event that while downtown I run into a couple of mountain goats, or goaty looking homeless guys. God forbid they should start licking me.

[@kevindication]

@@drewmiller3462 yes this happens a lot to me. I carry salt for this very reason. Random goats.

[@kevindication]

@@PrincessMorganxox on my skin I did but not like, a packet for this situation.

[@galaacticmusic]

Bro has the cleanest knees in the entire state

[@FoodwaysDistribution]

For a wild animal living on top of the mountain it looks cleaner than many in my neighborhood

[@AltanirvesTeokwitlaoselotl]

Well yeah of course, mountain tops are way cleaner than youz filthy USA cities 😂

[@georgenedelkoffnedelkoffu833]

Licking the salt , from the sweat , of the people.

[@viktorskarlatov8227]

The sweat of the people. Sounds poetic.

[@kevindication]

Yeah it’s like a Marilyn Manson song or even The Prodigy (fat of the land)

[@itotallycare]

For the people

[@kingkazma3246]

This goat is The GOAT! 🐐

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

For mountain goats, gravity isn't a law, it's more like...a guideline. Mountain goat hooves facilitate fancy footwork. Just as human rock climbers use their fingers to maneuver their way up a wall, mountain goat hooves have two toes that spread and allow them to grab onto small rocky features. This helps goats maintain their balance while roaming the mountains. Furthermore, the base of each toe is covered in a rough pad that creates a surface akin to climbing shoes. Studies have focused on their ability to propel itself up cliffsides, and biologists attribute the skill to strong hindlimbs and specialized neck and shoulder muscles. While these mountain goats aren't native to the Olympic Peninsula, a cool creature that IS native to the Olympic Peninsula is the endemic Olympic marmot. Marmots are a type of squirrel, and Olympic marmots are about the size of a domestic cat, typically weighing about 8 kg (18 pounds) in summer. A colony may contain as few as one marmot family or multiple families with up to 40! Olympic marmots are very sociable animals which often engage in play fighting and vocalize four different whistles to communicate.

[@howiwatchvideos]

Everyone has access to google.

[@jakesmall8875]

woah there chatgpt

[@AgentRafa]

GOAT comment by the Supreme Leader himself. Thank you Sir.

[@naan000]

"gravity isn't a law, it's more like a guideline" this sentence made my day LMAO

[@jamesofallthings3684]

OK? Just sperging out an unrelated essay for the fun of it?

[@JaCrispy3060]

What a lovely goat.

[@kevindication]

I completely agree.

[@eflowers8306]

The national parks had a problem with this a while back cause the goats were becoming aggressive with visitors. They tranquilized a bunch and had them airlifted further away from the highly-traveled areas. Normally they get salt from rocks up high on the mountains but when they found out we have salt on our skin they would climb on top of people to get the salt. Mind you these are not small animals by any means and their hooves can be quite sharp too.

[@kevindication]

Yeah these beasts are not to be trifled with. Glad they’ve been relocated

[@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn]

pay the salt toll!

[@Вики-ю1ш]

That's right. If suddenly you meet a mountain goat and if it licks you, then just let it do its thing. There was one idiot who shouted at a goat and as a result, this fool got large bruises. He's lucky he didn't die.

[@WilliamSmith-meow]

Mmmmmmn salty goodness. You gave the goat life!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ you're my hero!

[@yohalibahena7798]

Awwww it's so cute ☺️❤️😭

[@chinchin7878]

They're pretty cute in a pot also. 🍲

[@joeerickson516]

❤️ "D'awww!" ❤️

[@joeerickson516]

❤️ "A coochie coochie coo coo coo!" ❤️

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeee

[@kevindication]

Sir this is a Wendy’s.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Here's some more info about mountain goats: They are native to the Rockies of Colorado, Montana, and Idaho, the Cascades, and up to southern Alaska. Canada's British Columbia contains half of the total mountain goat population. This is the Olympic Peninsula, which they were introduced to in the 1920s. They're doing this to lick salt, as the Olympic Mountains lacks natural salt licks unlike the Cascades. It was chosen to eradicate the Olympic population and relocate them to the Cascades after aggressive encounters, including one where a hiker was killed in 2010, though this process has been slow because of the fact they're found at such high altitudes. Despite their name, they're not in the Capra genus, which is the genus that contains all goats. Thus, they are not true goats. Instead, they're the only living ones in the genus Oreamnos! In the high-altitude environments, sometimes above 13,000 ft, they are the largest mammal! Mountain goats are about three and a half feet tall at the shoulder, and weigh between 150 and 220 pounds. Their coats help them to withstand winter temperatures as low as −46 C (−51 F) and winds of up to 160 kilometers per hour (99 mph)! Human attacks are rare, but they can be quite aggressive towards each other. When they're grouped together, they display, charge, and engage in mini-duels four or five times per hour.

[@jed02]

very informative, thank you

[@flat-earther]

hi averythe, have you become a flat earther yet?

[@NealBrewer]

@@flat-earther Hi, flat-earther, have you become relevant yet? Only as a target for merciless mockery? Yeah, that's what I thought.

[@MissMarshall]

Wow cool they are their own species!

[@ericvalley3225]

Those are called Roosevelt goats and they're not native to the Olympics Teddy Roosevelt reintroduced them and they're a huge problem. They kill people.

[@tinalouiseking]

That view is incredible

[@kevindication]

I agree. Even better in person.

[@sirus312]

The Goat shows respect to anyone who can get on his level

[@ed1019-h8o]

One of these magnificent moments inc. an amazing special interaction with a wild mtn goat who approached you, with this awe inspiring view and all at once wow!

[@chirwub]

I would be scared af. how was he able to leave? I feel like the mountain goat would never stop licking me because I'd be covered in sweat... but I wouldn't be able to stop it

[@MadMax-pk8ss]

Not only that but with all that licking, any mosquito repellent and sunscreen is now gone and will need to be reapplied (and quickly if they are really high up!).

[@YogsenForfoth]

They’re not vicious animals. They’re actually quite friendly.

[@mysticprophecy5395]

@@YogsenForfoth Mountain goats will eat your ass if you’re not careful

[@huwhitecavebeast1972]

You would be scared? I sure hope you don't consider yourself a male.

[@justafella_]

@@huwhitecavebeast1972 why? Is your male ego hurt by a man being scared?

[@PhantomPanic]

It's all fun and games till you're standing on the edge sightseeing taking in the view and he decides to head butt you. 😆

[@christophercurry7410]

Very cool !

[@kevindication]

I agree

[@Colossus-Tone]

Beautiful animal. Honor to have him trust like that.

[@kevindication]

I agree.

[@MtbEMS]

@@kevindication curious , once the goat was done, did it stick around waiting for the next person in line 😅 or did it just back away on its own?

[@kevindication]

@@MtbEMS it was just me and then it went and laid under the bush like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aoW8hmyCebB6Zq8

[@MtbEMS]

@@kevindication ah just realized there was a goat series on here 😁. Thanks for sharing

[@MM-yi9zn]

So kind. So beautiful to help animals. Gorgeous goat!

[@kevindication]

Thank you. It was a really awesome experience

[@emmerfarro]

I had the same thing happen to me while taking a nap on the top of Rock Mountain east of Steven's Pass October of 1994. He woke me up and stood on his hind legs facing me when I came to. Not aggressive--just sniffing out that salt. It was hilarious.

[@kevindication]

You were blessed that day.

[@augustday9483]

I love those horizontal pupils of theirs. Such a unique appearance.

[@kevindication]

They have great line of sight

[@donotcareatall]

Goat: “I haven’t had one of these in years! Hold still.”

[@kevindication]

Some other videos on youtube tell a different story.

[@Allan-et5ig]

Stunning footage! Amusing goat.

[@kevindication]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@allenvanderbeak]

i can still hear the goat licking even though the video is paused

[@kevindication]

@@allenvanderbeak that’s how it is supposed to unfold, according to legend.

[@kito96]

Goat: "Mmmmm this a weirdly yumy salt lick"

[@sphinx3749]

Humans: a relatively tall, violent, dangerous, intelligent, armed predator that could kick that goat down the hill and smite it with rocks from above Goat: hehe you salty me lick

[@thunderbear0]

Humans also have kindest and merciful hearts than any other creation

[@thehappyloaf]

@@thunderbear0 I think crabs beat us on that front

[@denisbreus7933]

a mountain goat could fuck you up man, those things are huge. Human strenth is in endurance and uintelligence, and but when there is a strong animal like a mountain goat and we dont have a weapon, we're helpless

[@austinbevis4266]

A normal person of hiker could not kick a mountain goat down the mountain. The goat would maim you for trying

[@kevindication]

yeah I decided to be peaceful because this bro was huge and had REAL sharp things on its head and was ALREADY king of the mountain.

[@BZRKIR]

"Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" "Wait. That's my line!"

[@kevindication]

Monty Goathon

[@elmerbefuddled2156]

Oh boy! Here come the walking salt packets! 😃🍟

[@kevindication]

That goat got what it wanted that day.

[@SaigaTenshi]

I think the goat enchanted you with an ability to climb mountain like they always do

[@JanoschNr1]

You're lucky to be alive, thats clearly a polarbear!

[@kevindication]

You are correct. The genetic markers are clear. What a complex creature this polar bear.

[@HaYlEeXx19]

If tht were me I would be able to stop giggling❤ so cute

[@kevindication]

It was a weird experience. I giggled a bit.

[@dariusus9870]

I love the little buddy

[@davidluk8]

Yes , they need salt

[@kevindication]

They do.

[@alexcrawford5350]

Aww, that’s so cute! I’ve been to Washington, sadly I didn’t see any mountain goats.

[@kevindication]

Try the Cascades.

[@miamitten1123]

0:50 _”you done yet!?”_ 🐐 _We’re just getting started”_

[@afonsodeportugal]

🥴

[@herberthallum2078]

That's really amazing.

[@ImSquiggs]

This was an A+ video hahah, what a cool goat. I’m almost positive this only got recommended to me because I’ve been listening to tons of Mountain Goats recently… little bits of life can be so serendipitous sometimes

[@kevindication]

Hey you're welcome and thanks. Listening to Mountain Goats? Anything specific?

[@ImSquiggs]

@@kevindication I play acoustic guitar, and recently I was practicing both Color In Your Cheeks and Alpha Rat's Nest and listening to them over and over to get it down, haha. I pretty much love everything by them though, you can't really go wrong.

[@reemclaughlin4260]

This was in my recommendations TODAY. Beautiful. 🙏🏼♥️☮️

[@kevindication]

Glad you liked it. It was like meeting God that day.

[@cxssetteman182]

My wife does this to me too. It’s a wonderful feeling

[@orangewarm1]

Thanks for the info

[@chadcockbuster2702]

She also does it me . I can confirm it is a wonderful feeling.

[@ComicGladiator]

Plot twist: He married a goat.

[@19alive]

She's my wife too.

[@sirexilon49]

I didn’t need to know that.

[@kevthepoet]

This guys Rizz must be over 9000!

[@JessmanChicken86]

"I'm done when I say we're done." - 🐐

[@kevindication]

Yeah I had to bounce when he bit my chin

[@JessmanChicken86]

@@kevindication hehe, that's so cool though

[@troillandford7679]

It’s all fun and games until the goat engulfs in flames and suffocates you with sulfur demanding you give him your first born son

[@aerodicus]

“The Roman army required salt for its soldiers and for its horses and livestock. At times soldiers were even paid in salt, which was the origin of the word salary and the expression “worth his salt” or “earning his salt.” In fact, the Latin word sal became the French word solde, meaning pay, which is the origin of the word, soldier.” ― Mark Kurlansky, Salt: A World History

[@Mz2Much2You]

I would've been So Scared and Intrigued at the Same Rume 🤭💜🙏🏽

[@nathan8750]

If your goat homie don't greet you like this after climbing a mountain, he ain't a real homie

[@kevindication]

Agreed

[@robertseptim3579]

How does that not tickle 🤣 I want a pet goat now!

[@kevindication]

It tickled. It was weird.

[@KeshiaRambles]

It's not all fuzz and kisses - I've never had a bad experience with a goat myself but I hear from my more rural friends that they're ferocious

[@Mr.SatanicTurkey]

It’s all fun and games until the goat tells you to drop the shorts.

[@kevindication]

A talking goat would denote larger issues

[@Mr.SatanicTurkey]

@@kevindication he’d make all them issues go away baby

[@VampiricBard]

Lol goats are so cute

[@ConnorGhostHeart]

Your sweat has the salt he is looking for lmao this is adorable

[@kevindication]

The goat was very happy.

[@gabrielbennett5162]

Surprisingly calm around people for a wild animal.

[@kevindication]

Knows if he loses his shit he'll get shot like his brother.

[@SeanVito]

@@kevindication lol

[@rajiv6031]

The Moment I closed my eyes listening to the licking sound.☠️ I hate my dirty mind. 😂

[@kevindication]

True story.