Movie Theater Etiquette

[@Glitchtophertm]

This should be in theaters.

[@Choyeon_77]

It should

[@chrisomaticchaotix]

So perfect!!! I want this to be before the movie!

[@marthagilbert3459]

No way

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

It’s too long.

[@cubechan1938]

Turns out it was for a bit

[@GloveandbootsOfficial]

In this video we explain Movie Theater Etiquette!

[@stevenlornie1261]

My patience with cinema goers have reached an all time low. 15 yrs ago no one would make a sound and if they did they would feel like complete twats. Now no one cares. It's funny to laugh out loud, fart, cough sneeze every 2 seconds and so on. Fuck the cinema!

[@screamingphoenix8113]

HOLD IT! Does Mario Wear pants? If not WHY DOES HE HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF? We have A contradiction!

[@JunkfoodZombieGuns]

Amazing, as always. Oh, and...more Johnny T!!! :)

[@ericcheng9938]

More reasons to stay home and enjoy streaming movies on Netflix with your home theatre system! No wonder the theatre chains are now offering $25 21+ seats that offer big chairs and serves alcohol.

[@CoolHardLogic]

I can simplify this: 1) Eat, drink and take a dump before going anywhere near the cinema. If you can't control your bowels, your bladder, or your appetite, stay at home. 2) Turn your phone off of don't take it at all. You won't miss anything important. You will miss the film, which renders going to the cinema pointless in the first place. 3) When in the theatre, once the film starts, STFU :) Simple :)

[@MobotnikStudios]

They used to show a cut down version of this at my local theatre before it was bought over. Great fun.

[@CommanderFuckwit]

Hope they got permission from G&B/Bento Box.

[@MisterGraa]

That's awesome

[@TheLunaOne]

Mario: "Take off my pants.." What pants?

[@Nictator42]

Addendum to the armrest rule: don't take two armrests. Also, if the armrests have cup-holders, the owner of the beverage in the holder has total sovereignty over said armrest.

[@bigdream_dreambig]

Armrests are sooooo complicated. I think we've identified the likely cause of World War III.

[@Vectorlarity]

QUIET. I’LL DO IT ANYWAY

[@PapillionPictures]

This NEEDS to be played before every movie (not before the previews. After the Previews and before the movie) that shows at the theater in my town. God do I hate having to go there most of the time!

[@Juancl157]

Every movie theater in America needs to play this video before a movie starts.

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

They would have to skip the sneaking in food part though.

[@jorgearnoldson3107]

Arthouse/family-operated theaters could replace it with a statement reading "Most of the ticket money goes to Hollywood. Please support this theater by visiting our concession stand."

[@DavidWildmouth]

Juan CL No, every movie theater in the universe.

[@probablytonikensa4744]

To be in every country in the world. With subtitles

[@yuxuan2886]

AiMeansLuv I've added subtitles ;)

[@CandiTheWildPig]

"Everybody loves babies." Clearly you have not been out enough. XD

[@Wawagirl17]

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DID IT! I've been waiting for this one since you did restaurant etiquette! Yay!

[@Balloonanimals1]

What about spoiling the movie for the next group of people who are coming in?

[@Rwaat]

What's the point of watching a movie if u cant spoil it for those that watching it later?

[@M1ckTheMan]

Rwaat Plus knowing what happens, and experiencing what happens are two different johns all together. FOR EXAMPLE- my older cousin told me that Darth Vader was Luke's father when I was little. Did this ruin my movie experience? No, because experiencing that glorious scene was absolutely amazing and my foreknowledge of it didn't hinder me in the slightest. HOWEVER there are times when knowing the twist does ruin the movie, but that's usually when the twist is the best part. If a movie needs to rely solely on surprising movie-goers rather than clever plot or characters, its not that good a movie. This has been a 24 year old weirdo writing on a comment section! I hope you like it, and have a pleasant time period.

[@NahrAlma]

You mean like Thorin Oakenshield dies in Hobbit 3? Oh wait that movie isn't even out yet. My bad.

[@seraph_77]

yoshimickster how would you know it didn't ruin your experience if you never saw it unspoiled? how do you know wouldn't have enjoyed it more had you not known?

[@M1ckTheMan]

I just do. End of conversation. Have a pleasant time period.

[@Ethan839]

1:05 back to the future is the movie they are watching, just listen (Part 2 specifically)

[@lieutenantnarwhal6068]

I wish they would show this vid at the beginning of every movie.

[@BagelBrain]

Yeah

[@jgrover2735]

me 2

[@redin321]

Lieutenant Narwhal but with the sneaking in snacks part removed cause they want cash from you

[@DavidWildmouth]

Alyssa Martin They NEED cash from you. It's how movie theaters pay for employees' wages, electricity, gas, really everything.

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

That would be awesome.

[@jacksquatjb]

Please do one on retail etiquette! People need to know how to behave to retail associates!

[@DuffinCaprousold]

Ooh, that's a great idea.

[@namuchildtake2]

Yes please!!!!

[@metalraygear2677]

***** You are so very right.... the public at large is completely disgusting.

[@mojothemigo]

YES! WIN!

[@grantkelly8696]

JB Entertainingness YES! This is something even the most respectful people disrespect this.

[@KBWrecker]

"Hey, buddy, what'd I miss? I was making number 2!"

[@nickp2271]

Hush!

[@theblackcat2792]

Shh

[@ljdi1]

fine, be a jerk

[@thisissaah_3536]

@@ljdi1 hey buddy, i was making #2, what did i miss?

[@xmenforever4764]

@@thisissaah_3536 absolutely NO cell phones this includes Texting cuz when u text

[@BraindumpTv]

In part two, don't throw popcorn at strangers, don't put your feet on the person in front of you, do go to the bathroom for bottom coughs and never eat candy off the floor! Great Job Guys

[@isaac10231]

AMC is going to buy the rights to this, and they're going to play it at every movie.

[@mechajerkzilla]

Amc doesn't care how you act in a movie theater as long as you buy a ticket.

[@l.tc.5032]

They will probably edit out the sneaky snacks part out and just say the snacks you bought at the concession stand.

[@EzraCubero]

Who else pauses the video right after Mario says "Nobody likes babies . . ." just to make the line funnier?

[@nickp2271]

I don't like babies.

[@moviemaniac2159]

Just imagine if he stopped there for emphasis, and Fafa was like "WHAT?!" and then Mario finishes his sentence and Fafa goes "Oh."

[@SmartRascalStudios]

Ezra Cubero I did.

[@Traig_Born2006]

@@nickp2271 I do

[@nickp2271]

I meant just not in the movies.

[@ShadowJohansson1994]

This is the first Glove and Boots video I’ve ever watched. Can’t believe they ended when the 2010s ended

[@Dloweification]

I cannot mentally picture what the people who make these voices look like.. They're so... bizarre.

[@kodakblank]

Mario actually sounds pretty similar to the voice he uses for Mario, just less exaggerated and so does Johnny he is voiced by Zack (don't know about Fafa though)

[@homer4635]

0:41 Unless you're forced by mad scientists to watch really bad movies while stranded on a satellite in space.

[@sakusakusakuranyo]

People who take babies to movies are the worst.

[@DareToBeDeviant]

Throw them at the people who are text messaging. They're light enough to throw but heavy enough to induce blunt force trauma.

[@l.tc.5032]

Hire a damn babysitter

[@JuanLeTwnz]

sakusakusakura nyo I wish to live in a world where toddlers cannot be taken to any public place. In that world we also skip the first five years.

[@TankCop]

Roman Zagorodnev I fully agree ^_^

[@grantkelly8696]

sakusakusakura nyo agreed, I mean If you have enough money to go to the movie theater, you probably have enough money for a babysitter.

[@SmartRascalStudios]

2:57 Everybody loves babies. Everybody loves the movies. *NOBODY LIKES BABIES...AT THE MOVIES!* I laughed so hard at that part XD.

[@ursadmedsrx55403]

3:42 Not at AMC! we get recliners.

[@jasonchilado]

Hammad Rizvi now at cinemark too!

[@ursadmedsrx55403]

nba73 interesting...

[@nanismeelasla]

and United Artists!

[@thisissaah_3536]

@crakedskull 43 don't forget emagine!

[@AT-yn9dm]

"Are you good or bad Magneato? Make up your mind!" - Mario

[@kathyabeauty]

LOVED This!!! Babies, Cells, Opening Snax...you got this so RIGHT boys. xox

[@DerailedTrains]

Thanks you for this invaluable tutorial! You have done a great service to moviegoers everywhere!!!

[@wolfiethedog76]

Love this channel! Babies should never be at Movie Theaters,Sporting Events, or concerts...PERIOD!

[@O3Vdabouncyboi]

behold, probably the first ever glove and boots video i ever came across back then

[@kanegasi]

That's not airplane armrest etiquette. In a row of three, isle gets the isle-facing armrest, window gets the wall (which sometimes comes with an armrest), and middle gets both armrests because it's not as convenient as isle and no wall to sleep on.

[@ChadWSmith]

I like this rule. Let's all make that a rule.

[@l.tc.5032]

To be honest I mastered the art of sharing an armrest. I will make sure my elbow is far enough towards the front that the other person can put their arm further down the armrest too.

[@jqubed]

This is exactly right.

[@unreal.creature.]

this channel deserves so many more subscribers

[@ElJorro]

When I go the movie theatre, I fish large popcorn and drink cup out of the trash and get a free "refill"

[@ronindebeatrice]

ElJorro oh my... where have you been my entire life? I could have saved like $50 on the two dates I've been on in the last 20 years.

[@leogavitt8162]

That’s revolting.

[@ethanreynolds4942]

Been a fan for a long time! Its always a joy to see your new videos. You really dont get the views you deserve!

[@nickp2271]

0:21, That's the final line in X-men: First Class!

[@consumermilitia]

"Did he just call me a little girl?!?" XD

[@MrAcrizzy]

The Baby Kate Crying Sound Effect from Arthur! It was also used in Shrek the Third during Shrek's nightmare after the ogre baby throws up on him.

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

I knew the crying sounded familiar.

[@a.j.marcantonio153]

That sound effect is in several other cartoons too.

[@speedm222]

1:50 oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!

[@ZeeboonInc]

Now you're making him sounds like a machine gun.

[@buttholebzerker]

Troll 2...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@moarmosspatoproductions1475]

0:26 in Patrick's ending Patrick is trying to think what to wish for Me:

[@kittenwispy]

Hey Mario and Fafa, can you do the another video, "How To Behave in High School"?

[@august3833]

As a tall person, I always do my best to sit in the very back of the theater so I don't block anyone's view. If I can't go all the way back, I try to at least sit in front of someone who is taller than I and can see over my head.

[@ministryofpuppets]

These guys are the best! Always a smile on my face at the end of the video.

[@six-colors8314]

they should play this at the beginning of movies at theatres

[@Dannystar64]

Watched the video yesterday at the cinemas before we went to the screen to watch a movie. No regrets.

[@dionbakerjr.8736]

It's so hilarious that they choose Mt. Dew...one if the least fizziest sodas ever.

[@priscillaharlins1328]

This had me crackin up!

[@markdinatale-forgivemeifid2725]

I love these, and I agree with fellow posters here, this should play before movies in the theater.

[@Hankshaw47]

Oi, as a tall person I cant help who I am seated in front of! Im given a ticket and and a number. I do ALL I can to not block that view but I cant control who sits behind me!

[@IIGrayfoxII]

That sucks, Where I live you are just given a ticket for the screening. You find a seat you want and if a small person sits behind you, tough luck for them, they knew you were tall, they chose to sit there.

[@cheryldahl9192]

me too! i get to the movie theater early enough to sit where I want without blocking anyone. If someone short sits behind me later, that is their choice.

[@kxrxxnanxpxl3701]

Me too

[@Zappygunshot]

Slouching down sounds like a nice idea at first, but there are two problems with that. A) Space. You cannot magically shrink, your body has to go somewhere, and we all know that there is approximately between zero and minus five leg space in theatres. You are physically blocked from sliding down any. B) OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. Being tall in itself means you're already doomed to a life of back-, neck-, shoulder-, knee-, and just-about-everything-else-pain. Making those people slouch down and crumple up their bodies for up to three hours straight is effectively torture.

[@captainfishhook4274]

Hankshaw well how tall are you?

[@onyxtay7246]

1:00 This doesn't happen to me, because I understand how to go before the movie, and how to hold it. But sadly this means I'm stuck getting asked, "what'd I miss?"

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

I can deal with most annoying people at the movies. But the worst are those who during a sad scene are laughing and talking. And those who are texting! I don't want to see your bright screen in the darkness because its like having an itch I can't get rid of. And then I end up looking away from the screen for a few seconds and forgot what was going on. If you want to text, or talk to someone, or you want to bring your annoying kids... go to something where noise and annoying people is fine like Chuck E Cheese or the mall. I do realize sometimes you can't always get someone to watch your kid, so you bring them to the movie. But the better plan is stay home then and go see the movie another time. With the price of tickets I want my movie to blow me away. Your kid crying all the time distracts me. I would never do it to you.

[@Taradays]

And these days torrenting is so populaur there is no excuse

[@madtownmusicnerd]

After working at a movie theater for several years, I believe that this video should be played prior to every showing at every theater.

[@retrogaming1986]

I hear Fujitsu-san from Back to the Future II at 1:06

[@Doger46]

Love it guys you gotta do more movie reviews PLEASE!

[@jon99867]

Was that Troll 2 in the background? That's awesome!

[@TheInkedScars]

This needs to be played in theaters..asap and a part 2! Feet on the seats!

[@chadlofts7926]

This should be shown before every movie..

[@joshualisciarelli6960]

1:54 Ironically, they’re watching Trolls 2 while doing this bit. 😂😂😂

[@Adam-zc3of]

Babies in a movie theater (especially in a loud, action movie)....welcome to my life living in Mexico for 3 years.

[@googleprofiel6814]

Glove and boots, making the world a better place! Video by video.

[@JoeS-du8xo]

they should play this before every movie ever

[@girlsense]

I love this video; I can definitely relate to this. We were watching "The Book of Life" yesterday when a little girl decided to sit by me, getting into my personal space. She was sitting FAR AWAY from her parents. It really bothered me. Thankfully, her dad came over and had her sit by them again. Apparently, some parents need to watch their kids closely now. Some other kids would transition from step to step during the movie as well.

[@Destro1873]

On the sneaking in snacks subject: A bag of chips is probably the worst snack you can sneak in. It's both noisy when opening and when eating.

[@GreenforeverLeaf]

It would definitely be good idea for chip eaters if they opened it outside an put it in a plastic bag. It would make eating chips at the movies much better for everyone.

[@TheAsrielDeal]

Destro1873 no pop rocks are louder. Opening them and eating them imagine the popping noise

[@mcboatner]

I'm glad Fafa gives us permission to bring snacks.

[@dr.strangebat9397]

"Please don't talk during the movie. Please, please don't. You should know this by know. What's wrong with you?" For any of those who are still noisy in the theater.

[@bartholomewfargo]

I had fun identifying all of the movies they were watching! Some excellent choices there!

[@undoneonion90]

The "tall person" thing isn't a problem at my theater since our seats are stadium-style.

[@JenDq8]

Woohoo! You need to have this playing before every movie in every cinema everywhere. Make it happen, Glove and Boots :)

[@CwapPlatinum]

Ah, the Avengers Infinity War PSA. 3:13 This did actually happen at my showing of Guardians of the Galaxy 1.

[@marcjustmarc6990]

my computer died a month ago....finally put together a new one today...first thing i did was load up youtube and watch this glove and boots video....

[@Pan_Blazej]

What is that music theme at 2:36?

[@samfeldstein4498]

0:35..A perfect example would probably be Norm of the North from this year

[@nabbitgohome9672]

2:47 the soda is shh ing every one.

[@SunsetTheStupid]

But if you are getting Sneaky Snacks, shouldn’t you just open them when the Trailers are playing?

[@YudithAcosta-y5z]

What's the name of that song in 0:50? I want to find out, please.

[@scarfacejoe10]

OMG Troll 2 in the background

[@brooklynnthecartoongirl]

3:08 Sound Ideas, HUMAN, BABY - CRYING

[@gagewestbrook254]

ARE YOU GOOD OR BAD MAGNETO? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!

[@nickp2271]

HUSH!

[@theblackcat2792]

Shh

[@FLonYT326]

HUSH,!

[@FLonYT326]

HUSH!

[@ladymcstuffings7262]

Whoo-HOOO!! Finally a new Glove and Boots!! Thank you so much! I love you guys! I would marry Fafa if I could!

[@atomic7196]

0:48 Let's all go to the lobby!

[@thatoneperidotfan22hart82]

She's in the movie

[@lisam116]

my first glove and boots video i ever watched

[@TheMovieUniverse]

I hate you Giraffe! Lol. That's me at the movies. I am the Giraffe. Fortunately for everyone I always sit in the back so no one has to say. "I hate you giraffe!"

[@cheryldahl9192]

Remember, The short people are the ones with the problem. They can always move. Haters find reasons to hate I guess. If a short person asked me nicely to trade spots, I would, but I'm not kinking my spine for their comfort. They can move if they can't see. Although some chairs are so comfortable that slouching is easy :) A comfortable chair makes all of us happy lol

[@key099able]

Fun thing, I was forced to watch Gulliver travels with my aunt and my sister and the theater was completely empty so I could sit how I wanted .

[@bilwisss]

i used to sneak in 12 inch subway sammies in my shirt sleeve, FO movie theater concessions stand.

[@KindAdaptableKayak]

0:21 - Priceless scene. "I prefer... Magneto." "Are you good or bad, Magneto?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!" "MEH! SHHHH!"

[@nurb101]

"Respect others? Don't tell me what to do! I can't find a sitter so I'm taking my Me-time out of yours!" Why I stopped going to the theater entirely.

[@amomoftoo]

You did really well in that video Oh one more thing, do you think you can do other etiquette videos?

[@maxawesome3178]

1:06 There watching Back to the future ( Mcfly!)

[@scardee-cat2697]

Best trilogy!!

[@mss2588]

I was going to die if you went another week without making a video!!!

[@lindseycambre5027]

1 take off pants 2 get chicken 3 yell at screen. The 3 rules of Netflix

[@christophercejaChris321]

they should show this before every movie XD

[@bruceschneider4928]

When you spill your snacks at the movie theater, you end up with a sticky mess called cinemuck.

[@Pipkiablo]

You forgot the rule about not bringing kids to movies that aren't appropriate for their age (which could be an addendum to the baby rule). Let's just say that I went to see Jurassic World last summer and low and behold, some family thought that movie was appropriate for their 5-year-old girl. At first she was talking loudly over the movie, and then the dinosaurs started eating people and all we could hear was screaming and crying until they finally gave up and left.

[@moviemaniac2159]

Some families just never learn.

[@BfDelano]

I've actually been to a couple movies on opening night, and besides my date, we were the only 2 people in the theater. The shot for shot remake of Psycho, and Jacob the Liar.

[@davidpowell8249]

Ugh, movie texters, with their phone screen flashing on and off like a fecking lighthouse.

[@G.S.Productions]

That happened to me, too. There was this one time when I went to see “Alita: Battle Angel” and that guy had his phone out and I told him to turn that phone off because I was trying to pay attention to the movie, and he told me to “shut the #### up”. I was like “Alright, fair enough”, but he should’ve known that phones are not allowed at the movies, ever!

[@hiygamer]

This should be shown in movie theatres.

[@blacknight790]

Spoilers is another thing. No matter if it's in public or online, don't spoil the movie, especially if it's a film that wasn't spoiled by trailers. I say this because it is most likely going to happen with Star wars VII

[@ronindebeatrice]

blacknight 771 Han is killed by his son.

[@CrossfacePanda]

That "Punch-Out!!" bell sound :)

[@KateWelshofer]

Had to watch Mario saying "I hate you, giraffe" multiple times & am still laughing.

[@spidysonjrs]

As a previous movie theater employee, I always implore people to not sneak in snacks. Those funds are what go to their paychecks, not the tickets. It's what keep the theater running, and it's not like Milk Duds are essential to see your movie...no matter how much you argue otherwise.

[@inaneramblings918]

spidysonjrs What if you have low blood sugar and not enough money for the expensive ass candy?

[@moonlightwite]

Do you know why the prices for snacks are so high? I love me some sour patch kids, but one bag for the amount of money at the IMAX is a bit much...

[@PurpleBord]

3:07 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! It's The Baby Kate Crying Sound Effect!

[@mattholdzkom5929]

Last movie I went to, a woman repeatedly used her TABLET.

[@Stokosworld]

Shared this with Mark Kenmore the UK's Movie etiquette guardian.

[@Stokosworld]

Kermode even!

[@MangoMagica]

I hate having to put up with little crotch droppings at the movies. One kid in front of me was screaming nonstop during Ponyo once, and it completely ruined the experience -_-

[@inaneramblings918]

that sucks and it's such an amazing film

[@MangoMagica]

Agreed

[@inaneramblings918]

Zoe Papillon Ponyo. (and all other miyazaki films) are family movies not kids movies. They're movies that are meant to be enjoyed with a whole family (which they all are very enjoyable) not just the kids like most "kids" movies

[@inaneramblings918]

Zoe Papillon Did I say you can't enjoy it. I was just saying it isn't technically "kids" movies