Ted 2 (8/10) Movie CLIP - Beer Fight and Sad Improv (2015) HD

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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Sam (Amanda Seyfried) tries to get help from a powerful lawyer while Ted (Seth McFarlane) and John (Mark Wahlberg) fight over a beer.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane) ties the knot with Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), and recruits his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) as a sperm donor in order to start a family in this sequel to the comedy hit about a teddy bear come to life. Later, when the Commonwealth of Massachusetts demands that Ted appear before a judge to prove he's a real person, the frisky bear and his pal vow to fight for their civil rights. Morgan Freeman and Amanda Seyfried co-star.
CREDITS:
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Cast: Steve Callaghan, Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Seth MacFarlane, Jessica Barth
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Producers: Jason Clark, Scott Stuber, John Jacobs, Seth MacFarlane, Eric Heffron, Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Kelly Cronin, John Wiseman
Screenwriters: Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Seth MacFarlane
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[@terah101]

''We're giving you the tools buddy, make some f*cking comedy'' - I literally died XD

[@eduardoPerez-ej4bw]

Ikr that got me so hard

[@whYLiE09]

he's got a point tho XD

[@mathuhodges4012]

Fade in Robin Williams walks into a Starbucks: Bill Cosby is sitting at a table with a lit cigarette in his mouth "hey man you looking to party tonight? me and some girl are going to fly some German plans if you know what I mean" Cosby said as he motioned putting pills in his drink Robin Williams gives him a great smile and says "I'd love to man but I left my suicide note in one of the twin towers" Ha ha ha ha classic comedy

[@bruhmoments19]

Mathu Hodges I’m dead😂💀

[@azomama2]

BilL CosbY

[@MrAlexH1991]

The humor is so much like Family Guy and it's absolutely perfect in every way.

[@ganados0]

It was written by two of it's regular writers and the creator whose only written four episodes.

[@MrAlexH1991]

YO, DUDES,.. I know. I know who Seth McFarlane is. Lmao

[@dilennoris6547]

Alex Harwell MacFarlane*

[@quadeong7453]

Actually I think its better than family guy

[@Onmysheet]

I don't like Family Guy but I love Ted.

[@maccapacca1907]

The improv part is just a family cutaway gag and I love it

[@CIutchX]

As someone who took two years of theater classes in high school I kinda am a professional and can say that they did nothing wrong. First rule in improv is to never reject the suggestions people throw at you.

[@ey7290]

Even with suggestions like Ferguson, Offices of Charlie Hebdo and Germanwings cockpit?

[@ReplyGuy22345]

@@ey7290 it would be dark and edgy but they have to make it funny

[@a7x_nomadiceagle482]

@@ey7290 bruh thas my ideal version of comedy right there, an office shooting, a plane crash, and riots

[@mrcritical6751]

@@ey7290 I mean with the Charlie Hebdo one they could’ve worked it in their favour and just ignored the shooting. Just do some French accents and act like they’re typing at a computer

[@TorontoLifeByRy]

So 2 years of high school somehow made u an expert damn you must be delusional

[@wumbo26]

"Nobody said Stahbucks"

[@janellehaines7979]

stahbuck and Bill Cosby

[@wumbo26]

janelle haines Bill Cawsby*****

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

janelle ann you people are monsters

[@NyqWill95]

Nice Shirt hey we're giving you the tools pal cmon makes some fucking comedy

[@jaimeagueromartinez]

yea bro noone said Starbucks

[@martinez1485]

Comedian: Ok Starbucks so who's at Starbucks? Ted: Bill Cosby those two lines did it for me right there

[@Onmysheet]

He has now swapped it for life imprisoment

[@dustyfedora]

Marcus Martinez you people are monsters.

[@Mommy_Makima20]

Ted:Bill Cosby Me: R Kelly

[@SDFBLACKOP2026CJW]

Marcus Martinez same

[@Realdeal628]

🤣😂

[@Forenzikproductions]

This is a comedy classic in every way possible, and don’t give me that “it’s not old enough to be a classic” because on the internet everything is multiplied by 5

[@akitonagashima4799]

so my 4 year old gf.... giggity

[@teresagiff378]

Ted 9/11 guy robin Williams Ted robin Williams on 9/11 I'm dying of laughter😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanlane3055]

Brooo💀

[@notsosadboi1240]

It’s isn’t old enough to be a classic it’s still a great movie just not a classic

[@Wookie_Lover77]

whoever told you that belongs in a mental health institute

[@itzz_carlitos1881]

"Okay who in the Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby" "You people are monsters"

[@AJax4123]

Well we’re givin ya the tools buddy make some 🤬 comedy

[@vimtocat1741]

I would've said Jim Jones

[@IBeMelissa]

😂

[@palefox]

"we're giving you the tools, buddy, come on, make some fuckin' comedy"

[@metalheaddd97]

😜😂

[@johangranskog7216]

Haha so hysterical, get's me every time 😂

[@ShadowStreamMedia]

palefox 😂😂 Bill Cosby just in Starbucks ruining drinks

[@MrAlexH1991]

"I heard Starbuck's!" "No you didn't." "No one said Starbuck's, pal."

[@marcgaytan3207]

palefox Yass😂😂😂

[@fpsfanboy1012]

They need to make a third one....NOW

[@matthewrosenberg9879]

I think that too

[@amfthehedgehog1993]

yes and a number 4

[@KingExituS]

Nah, Ted is a father now, his best years are over!

[@austin1470]

KingExituS Ya because Ted's going to be a perfect father haha. That kid's gonna be smoking joints by the age of 8

[@KingExituS]

Austin Still, that wouldn't be the same, the kid gonna be like a third wheel in the bromance between John and Ted!

[@MrMarmaduke09]

The fact that Ted and Johnny are really fighting over the last beer makes this scene gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NazriB]

Don't tell me that they didn't have enough money to get another beer?

[@awesomesauce2000]

@@NazriB yeah but they probably didn't want to go out

[@Walk-vsp]

John: GIVE ME THE BEER BRUH💢😡

[@sonofbatman5233]

0:54 gets me every time

[@dinoboy6388]

Ha ha m***********

[@SLG3YouTube]

Haha! Mothavaga

[@Trainboy56team]

That pranked John

[@zengotti3439]

"whose in the Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby!" *dying* 😂😂😂😂

[@ashmulholland7796]

Better idea "whose in the Starbuck?" "Donald Trump"

[@Izadora-yj9eb]

AND HE'S RAPIN THE BARISTA

[@FireFox-co2zy]

You people are monsters!

[@AmbiguousApple]

Ashley Mulholland Nice try

[@itsarthur1900]

“Who’s in prison?” “Bill Cosby!”

[@dchang11]

Seth MacFarlane escaped death that morning. He was supposed to be on first plane that struck the WTC, but arrived at the airport too late.

[@taylorfelix8002]

so did Mark Wahlberg

[@burlone718]

so did Bill Cosby

[@sweetbabyrodney]

David C I thought he got too drunk and got kick out of the plane.

[@dchang11]

He got drunk the night before and overslept. He arrived at the airport after the gate closed. After rebooking for the 11:00 flight, he took a nap and was awaken by a commotion. He phoned his parents who thought he died

[@djayephotos]

burlone718 hahaha

[@saratc985]

0:10 The results for the search 😂😂😂

[@DrunkCrazyMonkey]

Never notice until now lol.

[@Syrjis86]

All of them have been opened 😂😂

[@Meo_den_nhin_quen]

time to destroy laptop again 🤣

[@thribs]

Its a ongoing gag in the movie.

[@nqobilequedabula6789]

Absolutely elite 😂😂😂😂

[@SeasonalGFilms]

1:25 I wish I had balls to do that 🤣

[@mistamysteriuh]

Me too

[@wolfeusmc2011]

You guys should come observe a Marine Corps Infantry Platoon. :)

[@alexlopez5137]

I would do it but some people will be bitching

[@SeasonalGFilms]

@@alexlopez5137 I would still do it while they do lol

[@alexlopez5137]

@@SeasonalGFilms you sure I was going to say it when I’m in school

[@jamescfarrell21]

Can't stop laughing at the sad improv part.😄

[@bigkastner1737]

Me to

[@bigkastner1737]

+Plushemon ! Even though I don't know what improv is

[@svenus5683]

Improvisation, especially as a theatrical technique. The idea is that a small group of actors will ask the audience for a scene, location, etc and on the spot the group must act it out without a script. Making something up on the spot. Not many actors can do that. Robin Williams and Jonathan Winters were a skilled Improvisational Actors. I'm sure you can find videos on KZbin on improv.

[@Kaitentsuki]

Didn't get what was wrong with Robin Williams as a person when they mentioned him, was it because he recently died or because he was just better than them or am I missing something?

[@svenus5683]

+Kaitentsuki because he recently died.

[@trustedlizard5242]

We need a historical event. Ted-"9/11" I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mattgerrish908]

+The One Man Army Oh man that would've been terrible. 😂

[@mattgerrish908]

The One Man Army No worries, I thought of that myself too.

[@mattgerrish908]

The One Man Army I don't know what that is.

[@mattgerrish908]

The One Man Army I know what Chernobyl was but how was Donald Trump involved?

[@mattgerrish908]

The One Man Army Oh ok

[@twinswords79dualblade84]

Seth Macfarlane and Mark Wahlberg just make the perfect duo 😂

[@GameGirl-vn2mc]

1:17 love this part more then ever, laughed my head off to this seance

[@valkyrie1331]

"I heard Starbucks!" "No you didn't. Nobody said Starbucks" " who's in the Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby" "You people are monsters" 😂

[@nicksantoro9423]

The Very Hungry Caterpie stabucks

[@jest3r_crusher751]

Andrew Acosta-Ortiz lol

[@rlawogks15]

It's Stahbuhks

[@mihailospasic153]

i dont get it

[@scottish2057]

@@mihailospasic153 I take it that you have never watched TED

[@JoseChavez-ct1db]

"The offices of Charlie Hebdo!". Bwahaha!! This scene could have easily been five minutes longer.

[@Marauder623]

Jose Chavez no, that would've gone too far.

[@RZombie45]

Marauder623 nope they weren’t to close they needed to go farther

[@Echotayzo]

No it wouldn’t of been funny if it went for a long time this was a perfect length and was a very funny scene that luckily didn’t get ruined

[@Tiddlywinks4444]

Lol when I saw that in theater I gasped. That literally happened the same year Ted 2 came out

[@markherring3513]

who is that?

[@rkproductions7180]

As a person who does improv. This is hilarious

[@calebsoria1777]

Wish he did my version 1:25 WORLD WAR II 1:31 HEATH LEDGERS 1:37 HEALTH LEGDER ON WORLD WAR II 1:43 THE TRAIL OF TEARS 1:50 OREGON TRAIL …. DETROITS URBAN RUINS 1:54 no no no 1:58 EZRA MILLER

[@lukehannah4554]

Great job man👏

[@franypany1]

"We're giving you the tools man, make some fucking comedy!" XD hhaaaaaaaa! This is comedy!

[@briancrim132]

"I heard Starbucks" "no you didn't" "nobody said Starbucks" "whose in Starbucks?" "Bill Cosby!" 😂😂 they #Pettyashell😂😂👏👏

[@rudyolivaiii3163]

brian crim I don't get it

[@olly7155]

You people are monsters 😂😂😂

[@matthewthornley1120]

@@olly7155 hey we're giving you the tools buddy come on make some f***ing comedy

[@auburnltl7452]

Historical event: 9/11 Person: Robin Williams Person: Robin Williams on 9/11🤣🤣🤣🤣 Location: Starbucks Person: Bill Cosby 🤣x100!

[@SufferingSober]

“Nobody said Starbucks” 😂🤣

[@Tylerboyd2001]

@@SufferingSober stahbucks*

[@condor7964]

"Look we're giving you the tools buddy, C'mon make some f***in comedy." haha, no need fam, I'm already dying of laughter, LMAO

[@rolgonz4211]

This film should have won an Oscar Award, it's extremely hilarious!!!...

[@inigo-montoya]

An oscar from the oscar academy... The same academy who give extra points to movies for "having inclussion"?

[@alexandergarcia7603]

I died at the improv part 😂

[@cameronbaumgarten2093]

Alexander Garcia hhh

[@PGVideos4222]

whole cinema theater was laughing lmao

[@elfuego121212]

Omg are you okay ?

[@alexandergarcia7603]

@@elfuego121212 no I have unfortunately passed away

[@elfuego121212]

@@alexandergarcia7603 my condolences man

[@enderethan144]

1:22 This is how I Imagine myself yelling sad suggestions to James Corden on the Late Night Show with James Corden.

[@Jackferrett6781]

Late late show

[@antoniodamianrubio]

1:50 sounds like peter

[@gaminwithproplayer836]

It's Seth MacFarlane he voices Peter and ted

[@tinyteddy853]

The sad improv will always be my favourite scene in Ted 2 😂😂

[@CoolMonkey-je5ly]

never thought I'd laugh when someone said Bill Cosby or Robin Williams

[@AJax4123]

0:21 me and my sibling fighting over the last bag of chips

[@ashton4207]

Crisps*

[@ashton4207]

@@TheMoodCheck crisps*

[@doudymac]

The improv looked like he was straight out of Family Guy. 😂😂 I love this movie. Both 1 & 2 were awesome.

[@keybladewar22]

1:34 peter talking.

[@jennq4132]

Hahaha XD thats definitely id expect peter griffin would say that if it was on family guy

[@FridayNightStreamz]

That’s what I’m saying

[@rrider3946]

I'm a big fan of Robin Williams and I have a feeling he is having a good laugh in the great beyond after watching the scene and is not the least bit offended.

[@lakechocolate9785]

"come on, make some f**ing comedy" 😄😄😄

[@jaygone1841]

"HAHA! MOTHAFUCKA!"

[@ImperiumInc941]

9-11

[@DonSerge]

Even the audience (or extras, I must say) can't help but laugh. XD

[@fogandwhirlwind]

"Who's into Starbucks?" 'Bill Cosby' dying 😂😂😂

[@AJax4123]

That Guy with the Hat you people are monsters

@@AJax4123 Hey, we're giving you the tools to make the fahking comedy.

[@michaelanguiano5528]

Well we're giving you the tools buddy come on make some f**king comedy

[@mckenziekhan6867]

‘I just need a location!’ ‘Germanwings cockpit!’ Dying 😂😂😂

[@lindinle]

i dont get that one.

[@vtn05001]

@@lindinle look up Germanwings Flight 9525

[@enzotakerian5488]

The Sikorsky helicopter 2020

[@izaanahmed2792]

Kobe Bryant’s helicopter, columbine high school , World Trade Center, Jeffrey ebsteins jail cell

[@enzotakerian5488]

Las Vegas 2017

[@josh.c36]

One of the best scenes from the entire film. Beer fight gets me every time

[@davidfelter417]

So first, we need a historical event, who's got an event??

[@Fade2BlackMCfade]

911

[@gurka16]

+Fade2Black M jkjjjk k lLkjj bb h .dfyjhoumhg ikihs

[@gurka16]

+Fade2Black M jkjjjk k lLkjj bb h .dfyjhoumhg ikihs

[@davidfelter417]

+Fade2Black MC uh ok ok, maybe something else, okay let's start with a person!

[@davidfelter417]

+Deadly80Star - Gaming Channel okay alright for real guys, for real, I-who's got a person?

[@phillipwalling7470]

How many of you guys tried to find ted and John in the crowd during improv?

[@nicholasperez8482]

phillip walling me

[@nicolesotelo8020]

phillip walling me

[@TheMill3r]

Me

[@brandonkrol]

Me.

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

ME.

[@prowthegamer]

0:12 Pause (3/9/19)

[@InfamousBee7]

I think we can all agree that the movies TED and TED 2 show a lot of friendship and that we can learn from those movies.

[@robertalejo9098]

0:12 lol

[@JH-su9vl]

Robert Alejo only just noticed that great Easter egg

[@husbandofmegumishimizu]

did anyone notes that Ted sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy

[@GigaChadh976]

It's Seth macfarlane.

[@ALEJANDROGONZALEZ-hc6dy]

husband of megumi shimizu 2000 you're only the 600 millionth person to notice, congrats

[@gonzalezsports6735]

Watching Ted is like watching family guy but in live action because it’s Seth MacFarlane’s Movie and it features a few similar parts from the show

[@tomiscooltv6341]

Probably because they have the same actor

[@erickflores833]

Bill Cosby is into Starbucks LOL 1:58

[@ramonabdiel10]

Ted 2 is a movie that will never get old

[@chewyflossaraptor1184]

lol I almost died when he said "Bill Cosby" xD

[@jamescannon7935]

During the improv scene just look at everyone else trying not to laugh there heads off

[@chloecassem1693]

When Ted said “Germanwings Cockpit” I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂

[@Ulteras27]

You know, I wasn't a big fan of Ted 2, but this scene was always a killer. I'm wheezing everytime I watch it.

[@danieldesario6120]

0:21-0:56 that is so me and my brother

[@TheScribe1.0]

It’s just beer mate.

[@mistamysteriuh]

@@TheScribe1.0 no, it's not just a beer

[@miraculousedits2529]

PhantomKiller76 it’s like everything is a competition with siblings or best friends

[@kainedcruz7550]

Me and dad fight over an last bottle of beer

[@captaincold5481]

"Ok a university, now who's at the university" "Lori Loughlin"

[@IsiahTomas]

"Vontaze Burfict!"

[@CharlesJoseph_MSc]

Adolf....

[@theminuteman7611]

*"Ok I heard football game, who's at the football game"* *"O.J. Simpson"*

[@eternallysenseless8957]

Ted is easily Seth McFalene’s best work.

[@Letveshsmoke]

0:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Twinkiesm😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣

[@f1guy15]

"Ferguson, Missouri, Germanwings Cockpit" That had me falling off my chair

[@keneogbechie4960]

“You people are monsters.” Lmao 😂

[@IsiahTomas]

Monster, the film with Charlize Theron

[@michaelanguiano5528]

Well we're giving you the tools buddy come on make some f**king comedy

[@NorydMatos]

i mean hecklers are definitly your worst enemy if you are a comedian🤣

[@awesometacularhero]

If I were either John or Ted, I would just open the beer bottle and pour some of it in a cup or in a glass, while the rest of it would be in the beer bottle. And this scene is both hilariously funny and perfect in every way.

[@drewduffield297]

Hands down best scene in a comedy movie ever.

[@justinstonge1924]

"We're giving you the tools bud make some fucking comedy"

[@katredd1498]

The way Ted snatched the beer 😂😂

[@LarrytheKing16]

Peter Griffin: This is better than the time I went to the improv yelling sad suggestions. (Cutaway to 1:21)

[@wollver2072]

"can anyone give me a historical place" Ted saying 911 got me laugh as AF

[@wildwolf2244]

0:51 is funny

[@Smilo-the-Sabertooth]

0:23 Me and my friend fighting over the tv remote.

[@redz7990]

Just ignore the background 😂😂😂😂

[@JGBsings]

Everything about this scene is golden. Knowing how many times they joke about it on Family Guy, I totally knew Ted was gonna suggest 9/11 🤣

[@lootllamaproductionstm5452]

who can see an asian guy laughing? 1:44

[@KeishenLloyd]

Dude, Mark had to do that whole beer fight with nothing in front of him. That takes so much skill!

[@Jackferrett6781]

Was he doing it with John Cena

[@TheMaineMeta]

The whole Improv bit just screams Family Guy and I loved it

[@TheBeresford7]

I lost it at "German wings cockpit"

[@cloudsurfer8763]

Ted sound like peter in family guy

[@oza1710]

Younglegend2018 Younglegend2018 because he is you genius. The voice actors Seth MacFarlane.

[@ruffswami7853]

Guys this is the closest thing we’ll get to a live action family guy movie

[@scottish2057]

0:12 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gulpnarturkiye8625]

0:27 Ted: *AH* Sam: Thank You So Much Taking My Call

[@chriswashington4517]

Pause at 1:53, the comedy guy looks so hilarious.

[@scarfacetopeka886]

"Who's in the Starbucks"? "Ted Bundy".

[@chantelanderson3380]

You people are monsters!

[@jalencampbell8807]

@@chantelanderson3380 Well we’re giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some f***ing comedy.

[@jaret3944]

0:24 When You and your friend fight over the last soda

[@elikonkler4768]

Lol

[@jissersquackers3671]

The whole backround sequence had me DYING of laughter

[@snapchatkween2914]

John opens beer and it splatters all over the floor Ted: Ha ha ha motherfucka😂😂😂😂

[@jest3r_crusher751]

Snap Chat Kween 😂😂😂😂😂

[@example2844]

The thing that makes me laugh so much at this scene is if you look closely, you can see audience members breaking character 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@babygiraffe123]

A grown man fighting with a teddy bear, over a beer bottle... Hilarious. 🤣

[@anitafolsom9887]

THEY HAVE TO MAKE A TED 3 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[@ZaCornell]

I'm literally crying and just bouncing off the football field it's so funny

[@stevenbazinet3404]

I so desperate need a part 2 of this in the 3rd sequel!

[@josephmakowski5975]

Ted’s face when he opens the fridge, realizes that there’s one beer left, and the face he makes when he swipes it

[@garmboy47]

I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's trying his best tho.

[@MegaSwiming]

Robin Williams on 9/11

[@coconut906]

Wait, did someone else pause at the Google screen?! I just did. God I love this movie

[@o-orandominternetusero-o4238]

Its like a mom talking on the phone while her kids are playing in the backround😂😂

[@morshedarifin]

0:24 that snatch though

[@niseymitchell261]

All you hear is "Yeet"!

[@GalenNight]

Not going to lie I’m tempted to do this in an actual improv show

[@John-cr4cv]

did u?

[@LucianDevine]

Do tell!

[@Luissv72]

The improv made me cry

[@dustyproductions7924]

Who else didn’t even listen to what Sam was saying throughout the beer fight

[@gmanrowe]

Who's got a location? The office's of Charlie Hebdo 😂 Jesus Christ