Morgan Freeman (Lawyer Scene) | Ted 2 (2015) | Screen Bites

The state authorities of Massachusetts declare Ted (Seth MacFarlane) property rather than a person, so Ted, angry at the injustice, looks for the best lawyer blessed by God: Morgan Freeman.
What is TED 2 about?
Ted 2 (2015) - Synopsis: Ted, a living teddy bear, decides to have a baby with his human wife, Tami-Lynn. However, their plan hits a roadblock when the court declares Ted to be property and not a person.
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[@DISTER141]

Morgan Freeman sucks

[@roofpicable1110]

Me

[@yazminzaragoza9463]

Dister@ what’s wrong with you did you see his skin color your a monster 😤

[@MariaGoncalves-on6jl]

@@DISTER141 uowyayo ye laykaewkiewwlo was eékzzzgzzdkfkxzgUd

[@MariaGoncalves-on6jl]

@@Viking0508 mmm

[@999predators]

We're a fun hospital.

[@Nmille98]

Said as monotone as possible.

[@tomoplayzzOfficial]

We’re so fun we like making people think ur dead

[@mysterymark1551]

case myers god bless you

[@pork43]

im the 1100th liker on this comment

[@Levi_music1]

That was the most family guy-esque line in the movie

[@shaileshnavale1819]

That moment when you realize even a teddy bear has a girlfriend and not you..🤐🤐🤐

[@ssumkai]

Ik its a film but so true

[@phantomtq]

and girlfriend is hoot

[@phantomtq]

the question is how does he fuck her though

[@phantomtq]

@AW Cause ahh yeah the actress is one hot ass woman

[@PatRick-ny7gi]

Jokes on you i do have a girlfriend and she is beautiful

[@CEFG100]

Morgan Freeman as a lawyer is terrifying. “I know this man committed murder, but in 10 minutes, you won’t be sure anymore.”

[@johnson7156]

i read that in morgan freeman's voice...

[@coryhobbs5386]

Noce

[@yoda5436]

Morgan Freeman hmmmmmhmmmm, wiser men then you there are

[@yoda5436]

tommy blade huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, never dead I am, one with the force I am, cool blue ghost thingy I am.

[@yoda5436]

Morgan Freeman mhmhmhmhmhmhmmmm, chosen me the winner of this argument youtube has, fair game this has been, good day!

[@polish_filipino]

If Morgan Freeman was a lawyer he could probably win every case with his voice alone

[@lochness5524]

He would just have to say “not guilty” and then it would all be over

[@MikeJ2023]

What if he was a lawyer for Red from Shawshank redemption? Who would win?

[@Danny-or4gw]

I like his voice

[@emnegro401]

You Filipino too?

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

@@MikeJ2023I believe since Red was portrayed as admittedly being the only inmate guilty in Shawshank he wouldn't have attempted to defend himself from incarcerated..

[@CallmeDaddy21]

If Morgan Freeman tells you you're guilty even if you didn't do anything, you're guilty.

[@mtnd02.06]

Unless you're innocent, then you're still guilty.

[@reidulv6003]

If he told me I was guilty and I wasnt I would do something very fast to be guilty

[@Aiden-0915]

Even the Hokage feels the same way

[@darthkratos9723]

God of shinobi needs to follow Morgan’s order too~~

[@messaroundaccount1193]

Hashirama Senju Tell that to Madara bro

[@ace942]

Of course Ted was going to win. He had God as his lawyer.

[@matthewallen8525]

Jose’s Gaming Channel Best comment ever.

[@nagaskay7381]

Anis Alamov no he literally played as god in a movie

[@nagaskay7381]

Rick O'Shay very ironic lmao

[@giovanniledezma2202]

@Rick O'Shay I thought he was agnostic

[@giovanniledezma2202]

@@anisalamov825 if your too sensitive yeah I believe in God and see no problem

[@Kjca_1998]

“We’re a fun hospital” That was a real family guy type joke 😂 it’s so obvious the is Seth McFarlane’s creation.

[@nascarfanatic2425]

This version of dark humor was actually relatively mild, though. And actually, unlike a lot of more modern dark humor jokes on Family Guy, this one actually got me to laugh. Gotta give credit to Mark Walberg, though. Until the Ted movies, I didn't think he could be that funny of a guy.

[@jeeplord4067]

It was like when Peter and Lois started fucking in the grocery store and the guy just walked by and said, “This is a cool place.”

[@thebandit0256]

But you probably get it from another doctor not Doctor Hartman

[@thewewguy8t88]

which probably explains why this movie is basically the plot of the tng episode a measure of a man.

[@zSwagsterz]

This second movie actually was a Family Guy episode. Brian had gone to court. The judge was black.

[@thedears5]

“Honey they’re classy they are not like us” 😂😂 Gets me every time

[@mrsocko316]

"classy"

[@gameover9390]

@@mrsocko316 Man she would be a fun mom since she understand the golden rule "Dont be a cockblocker!"

[@amaranthinedragon154]

“They’re good people”

[@user-jn1iw7xw8u]

"No problem, We're a Fun Hospital" 🤣🤣🤣👏👏

[@tyrtyrant3892]

This is weird

[@anamervidallo3061]

You asshole

[@sumitmhatre8419]

That man could tell me the earth is round and I'd believe him.

[@galacticgaming4472]

Someone is about to get r/woodshed I can feel it

[@danielguzik9981]

bekosim batman BuT ThE EaRtH iS RoUnD

[@richg6191]

@@galacticgaming4472 they cant be if you say that before someone has been wooshed

[@mayonnaisedog7986]

Ok

[@musicremixerlord6125]

Instadan Gamer r/woosh

[@DustinBlaise]

Love how he just rolled with the punch. -"You can go F yourself" -"I will... And after I'm done F-ing myself, I would like to take your Case" Great writing and Delivery!

[@gregthecarguy5092]

Funny as hahaha 😂

[@aranerem5569]

I love that

[@liamphibia]

I couldn't even stop laughing at Morgan's delivery! 🤣🤣

[@mikehance6086]

Well he knew he at least deserved to be told that 😂

[@RetroKingOG]

I never expected Morgan to ever say that lol

[@thehighground7926]

*”No problem, we’re a fun hospital”* Best Doctor ever

[@jokingly918]

"No they're classy. They're good people." 😂😂

[@honeyv6020]

😂 😂

[@dotherightthing9585]

😂💀💀☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@christiankarlkarganilla2763]

They're not like us.

[@workinprogress6779]

I feel like this is a cameo of the few times Morgan Freeman played God in movies

[@barry393]

His scenes all looked like "motion picture footage of Morgan Freeman".

[@jamesmoriarty3962]

He would only be able to play a cameo if he was actually god 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@sgaming0x043]

Jim Jim not really. Considering how Morgan Freeman is God in many movies, him playing God in a movie that you would never consider is a cameo, there is really no point for him to be in this film other to add some sort of surprise.

[@Cayde-6]

Hi

[@airportsecurityscan]

U mean be played himself.

[@chidi8415]

Lol "They're not like us, they're good people" 😂😂 When you accept you're hopeless

[@lucasterling]

Helpless?

[@johannesgutenburg6425]

@@lucasterling no no no

[@alexgonzales7391]

I like how Ted ain’t even mad he understands lmaooo bromance at it finest

[@stevenporter7065]

And God said "let there be a lawyer with the voice of me!"

[@scottwpilgrim]

You need to capitalize words referring to Him!! Just kidding, I don't care. I'm not religious.

[@therealb888]

Lol

[@kenzo976]

let there be God with the voice of a lawyer

[@quasar7951]

Nah he just decided to physically manifest as Morgan Freeman

[@Bowiiihowdy]

Or he is god

[@ahsanabbas1397]

I may get ridiculed for this, but man, I really want a buddy like Ted in my life

[@abdikilas9677]

Ahsan Abbas I’m with you fam, if I had my own Ted id just chill wit him instead of all the fake people I know lol

[@slotery13]

ridiculous

[@55187706344]

@@unwantedangelsmc7746 there you go

[@conorking4919]

Haha Hahahaha nerd

[@like10smurfs.]

Jesus what a fucking mary. Lol I dont deserve a Ted, he'd come alive and wonder why theres a hole in his ass. I would tell him cause I used to shove my hand in there.... but, we'd both know that's a lie. Lol

[@TitanicTruths]

Fan theory If John actually did die, his wish would die with him and thus Ted would revert back to a toy. Ted only lives because John is alive.

[@BWANEMAET]

You must be fun at parties...

[@dariuspaker7960]

It was his ex-gf who wished ted back to life in the 1st movie so ted would been still alive if John died

[@tybonez1364]

john did die... he said it himself. "they brought me back with the paddles... "

[@beniprasadrathor28]

Wishes never die

[@elixir662]

@@tybonez1364 people who die can't be brought back with paddles.

[@sal8792]

Is no one gonna talk about how he actually almost died but was brought back with the defibrillators

[@blakecorea1512]

It's a movie about a talking bear gtfoh

[@geoffreyokrongly916]

burritozilla shout out to Bruce Almighty.

[@erichall090909]

especially because thats not how that works

[@southronjr1570]

Welllll, in actual fact, it can, and does, happen especially when the defibrillator is used within 60 sec of the onset of a shockable rhythm. Now if he really was in asystole, that is not a shockable rhythm, but I have done 1 round of cpr with 1 dose of epi on a patient in asystole, got enough blood pumped to get them into v-fib, then shock them and have them convert to normal sinus. It is possible and happens on something of the order of around %13 in in-hospital arrests and around %3 in out of hospital arrests. Btw, I am a 16 year veteran paramedic, so I have seen it a time or two.

[@MaxCE]

atleast they did compressions before which is factual.

[@acus9112]

Morgan freeman not only spoke to a teddy bear, but defended him in court. Wtf.

[@uwuman7011]

Acus9999 thats the power of Morgan Freeman

[@SAMSUNG-br2uv]

HES A HUMAN GET IT RIGHT

[@bbzip6355]

@@SAMSUNG-br2uv legally he is, but like he isn’t tho

[@Mugruncher]

@@SAMSUNG-br2uv no he’s a person. Not a human person, but a person.

[@Reverendld]

So what? We're questioning god now? Lmao

[@therealboomhauer69]

No no honey they're classy there not like us theyre good people

[@salvadorguzman8530]

I liked that part

[@jamilecrocodile718]

It's Captain

[@DragonsRocks017]

The fact that Captain Jack Sparrow is saying this

[@therealboomhauer69]

@@DragonsRocks017 uh thx😂

[@cherish4397]

If Morgan freeman told me I was guilty I would full heartedly say “wow this guy might be on to something here. I guess I’m guilty.”

[@civirterna6001]

😂 😂

[@WithoutReward]

😂🤣

[@codyhawley5234]

I don't know why I read that in Mark Wahlberg's voice but it worked

[@infoforu3455]

Morgan Freeman is God ? Ask Jim Carrey lol.

[@mysticpowerz808]

Or Steve Carell

[@FernFolf]

Morgan is the voice of god and Jim is the image of a rat

[@automotives902]

And Michael scott

[@flandraledits195]

And the grinch

[@six-stringphantom1402]

The Black All State Guy played God in the tv show Lucifer

[@Drittsekk0246]

I’m pretty sure this is the first time I heard Morgan Freeman swear

[@Savoots]

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[@lynnpabontheelitehero6579]

Well you're clearly a fucking moron because he has cursed many times before in his movies. Fucking moron

[@hassanibrahim4459]

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 What the fuck is wrong with you?

[@Dawnyy]

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 good job liking your own comment

[@Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Go watch Shawshank Redemption like right away.

[@trickster9889]

I love how John convinced the hospital workers to do that

[@99dndd]

They’re a fun hospital.

[@iiiiiiiiiilili7173]

*John when he actually dies* Ted waiting for him to wake up:

[@sammyboy658]

I was definitely shocked when I heard Morgan Freeman joined the cast of this movie. I guess even if your film isn't a huge blockbuster, if it does well enough, you'll have even the most high-profile actors signing on to join the sequel.

[@bilalamir1341]

Fuckin MARK WALHBERG IS IN THE MOVIE HOW HIGH PROFILE ACTORS DO YOU WANT

[@TonyDanza4Lyfe]

This movie was the definition of a blockbuster. Commercials ads and posters of the first one were everywhere and Seth was a superstar

[@notsure8513]

Even if the movie wasn't a blockbuster his role within it was very strong.

[@balasmj]

Still cannot get Ted's wife outta my mind...

[@JoseRodriguez-cu6vo]

No I can

[@cmb6087]

Ranel Gallardo thanking you later.

[@dzezuz8300]

@@ranelgallardo7031 ok ill thank you now

[@linken0879]

dzezuz Like way later

[@balasmj]

@@ranelgallardo7031 I am very sorry for thanking you way too late... Thank You...

[@angelopellicci179]

I love how the live action Seth MacFarlane movies have random situations that r just like family guy or american dad

[@goromajima504]

I think he wants to make a live action Family Guy. The closest thing we got is skit. Was it on madtv or something? the one with the Asian Steview

[@angelopellicci179]

@@goromajima504 mad tv

[@clintbrew]

It was similar to the duke of hazards scene in family guy with peter winding up the car window and brian breaks his neck and peter says that payback from a few episodes back i think it was that it was ages since i seen the ep it where the family move to the bayou

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

3:11 john: Hey Doc! it worked out hilarious thanks! Doc: No problem. were a fun hospital!

[@SJMJ91]

"We're a fun hospital." 🤣🤣 Got to be of the funniest lines in the history of cinema.

[@lakechocolate9785]

That's a fun doctor 😄

[@shaileshnavale1819]

He he🤣

[@ThatLaloBoy]

They're a fun hospital

[@ethanellis6034]

A lawyer with the voice of God, literally

[@Governor2310]

More like God with the voice of a lawyer.

[@HoracioCuevas]

He plays god in Bruce Almighty😂

[@stephenking5852]

Freeman doesn’t even believe in God, surprisingly.

[@Sora-kaslana]

Bruce almighty reference

[@gabemartinez2558]

@@stephenking5852 He cant believe in himself.

[@Cruz1214.]

I could listen to Morgan Freeman's beautiful voice forever and it would never get tiring

[@mikecabral2420]

Morgan Freeman as a lawyer is legit terrifying. You could walk into court on murder charges knowing you're innocent and after ten minutes, you'll be sitting there thinking, "I'm a monster."

[@spectralslayer151]

I loved this movie, *and* Freeman’s Speech was pretty freaking amazing.

[@InternetPersonas_32]

T- that didn’t require a ‘but’, they were both positive statements

[@lunaticfringe3890]

When it is not.

[@stephenking5852]

2:36 that face should be in a horror movie

[@lopresti101]

Dear god your right.

[@mrirrelevant4289]

Oh shit

[@TheScribe1.0]

Tami-Lynn’s or Sam’s?

[@quandlequintaviusdinglenut8022]

Bradley Clark sam

[@jayav2877]

Plot twist: Morgan Freeman is the reason Ted is alive in the first place.

[@JoeCortazzo]

Plot twist: How about you shut your face!!!

[@rstein926]

You can actually tell John’s alive *before* the doctor told Ted, Sam and Tami the ‘bad news’ as he clearly hesitated rather than saying straight out John ‘died’

[@rickyrenaldy3374]

*cough* maybe we dont want you. Best line

[@MrVresnov]

shat ap

[@summerrose8110]

2:50- I remember when I first saw this he got me too and I laughed. That's actually good that the doctors and nurses have a sense of humor too. I feel like you need that considering the field they're in.

[@michaelhealey9538]

4:30, the 1 thing I could never have imagined Morgan Freeman saying & he still delivers it perfectly 😂

[@sofiyanali2489]

Morgan Freeman has such an amazing voice,he can read the phone book and make it sound interesting!

[@pillowwillow3723]

2:57 when your squad laughs at something you dont know about

[@messaroundaccount1193]

"Well uh.... maybe we don't want you now" "Shut up" "No yeah we want ya for sure we want ya" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dhananjayvenkat8534]

4:40😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Attitude!!

[@alexandrecenedella1641]

I love it when he says: no problem, we're a fun hospital. 😂

[@gibbs615]

Congratulations Ted! You are now officially a REAL PERSON!!!👏👏👏

[@bracita15]

So, no one’s gonna talk about the nurse’s rapid fire yet accurate delivery of her lines?

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

"No problem, we're a fun hospital" said the doctor casually while standing perfectly framed at the doorway. 🤣

[@123rudyc]

I wanna go to a fun hospital when I die.

[@davidamedi4254]

then you wont die

[@BattleOfficial_]

@@joshuaking5672 k

[@SamotLS7]

@@joshuaking5672 ok

[@NinjaPirate17]

@@joshuaking5672 k

[@firebirdchild975]

Doc: makes joke You: ha doc I'm dying Doc: yes yes you are

[@liban1277]

"You can change your relationship status from single into it's complicated" I like that.

[@DailyLifeSolution]

03:20 She didn't forget to put a picture on facebook after she heard that he has died, It shows how devastated she was.

[@FanSeitz]

4:32 and a star exploded.

[@copilotconrad]

4:26 Jeez Morgan Freeman is funny

[@thatoneperson0808]

I will and as soon as I'm done fucking myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@ujjwal7502]

Why do I get the feeling that the A.I. is going to use this exact speech

[@icommentdumbshitbutyoudidn6575]

0:30 when you're rapping the fast part in rap god

[@roentgenfruit736]

Outside of the jokes and stuff, this actually pulled on a few heart strings for me. Then again, combine Morgan Freeman with a great wholesome ending, and that will happen.

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

Morgan Freeman is the best

[@moniquedesrochers106]

This movie Ted and Ted 2 are disgraceful and I will never allow my son to watch it

[@seeyouagain911]

@@moniquedesrochers106 Why?

[@cmb6087]

Monique Desrochers Morgan Freeman would be disappointed in you.

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

C B I agree

[@himalayapictures]

“We are a fun hospital 🏥 “

[@cerebral4398]

3:52 Honey Honey they're classy, they're not like us. 😂😂😂

[@mockingjay_2397]

I really like how in this universe Samuel L Jackson is still a famous actor, but Morgan Freeman is a civil rights lawyer with the "voice of God"

[@joshuatrotman3901]

When you realize a teddy bear has feelings and you don’t

[@TheWicked1999]

My ex

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Amanda Seyfried's acting is amazing.

[@Peropero337]

Imagine being so goddamn powerful that you can stop your own heart without dying

[@JonathanWalker-vp1wp]

2:37 anyone seeing this

[@konanobayan5773]

Do you know why Morgans voice sounds so relaxing? It’s because its Gods gift

[@froshtea]

God's gift? Tf u mean he is THE GOD HIMSELF

[@KingMiiidas]

5:03 all pets are now human. Morgan Freeman has spoken.

[@rtlthemusician5598]

This is literally the greatest scene in any movie ever

[@TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack]

Just imagine someone not knowing what's going and suddenly they see a sentient teddy bear proposing to a woman and then the woman saying yes and the entire city celebrating.

[@Legacyking32]

“No Problem we’re a fun hospital” 🤣🤣🤣

[@MRBOSS-wr1jd]

2:00 try not to cry wait until ted stops talking

[@Menhtrol]

Was kinda disappointed he didn't get any more freckles...

[@TheScribe1.0]

Really? You’re throwing a South Park joke into this? LMAO

[@josecampos4823]

Only 17 people got this joke including me

[@markphillips8097]

The voice is incredible, thanks Morgan for all your incredible work.

[@kissofdeath9660]

Morgan has 1 of the best clear voice around the world

[@yannaedc5934]

"No problem, we're a fun hospital :) " Love that line between everything xD

[@onkardogra1011]

That is the quickest response to code blue I’ve ever seen

[@jesus777e6]

"They're classy they're not like us"

[@specialk9424]

"Stuffy douche bag for the plaintiff, your honor" "Morgan Freeman for the defendant, your honor" "We, the jury, find in favor of the defendant, your honor" *BANG* "Court is adjourned."

[@slope.2469]

“Well maybe we don’t want you now.” Whaaaaat?😂😂💀💀

[@JaveOo]

John:(looks at teddy) stfu stfu ahahah

[@dmale79]

These 8 minutes have been the biggest emotional roller coaster of my ENTIRE life

[@ZearthGJL]

4:17 "You know why? ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"

[@ianciti]

"HES A ZOMBIE! HES A FUCKIN ZOMBIE!" lmao.

[@ameliakyle7054]

i love how when Morgan starts talking, the prosecutor didnt even try argue with his points, because we all know when God is speaking you keep your damn mouth shut and what he says is true is the damn truth.

[@razzle2112]

instead of realizing john was messing them, ted immediately jumped to the conclusion that John was a zombie and attacked him

[@arxe_d3505]

Just when you think a movie couldn’t be better, Morgan Freeman comes into the scene.

[@michaeljacobs1186]

“No problem, we’re a fun hospital”...I fucking love that 😂

[@user-dg7fn3ih1s]

2:04 How can Johnny pull that off without smiling or laughing?

[@c4rlow455]

Imagine if Ted was human ang went full knuckles when he was jumpscared... His friend would've stayed at the hospital a little but longer

[@MachineThatCreates]

Brilliant scene from a very good movie. Getting a teddy bear to shed a tear is a pretty cool effort. Could probably go a Ted 3 if the studio is willing.

[@sekiro7397]

For some reason Seth himself really doesn’t like Ted 2

[@Shaderox]

life supports shows a 0 and makes warning beeps "What is going on? is he going to be ok?" Usually those things are quite a clear sign of whats going on, and it's not going in that direction...

[@Keepoo]

If I ever end up in the hospital, I'm definitely asking the doctor to play along.

[@WhyDoISmellLikeCheese]

This got me emotional, and it doesn’t even have a plausible premise.

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

I never thought I'd say this but Morgan Freeman has a beautiful voice. Then again I always say that in every movie he's in.

[@georgehoyle8797]

And now all of those Barbie and my little pony dolls can press charges for sexual assault since this case decided objects that are animated are people too.

[@rosekreuze]

you should have the best lawyer then

[@georgehoyle8797]

Lol I think you’re u mean for yourself their

[@rosekreuze]

xD

[@scottwpilgrim]

You have no basis, your Barbie's and MLP dolls aren't sentient, and if they are, WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED THEM YET?!?

[@maharjanlaxmiprasad]

Anime tiddies are waiting for judgement against you for using them in hentai........

[@joshuabaatjes1001]

This was one of the best movie moments ever

[@noneyng6493]

I legit was expecting someone to have unplugged the heart monitor machine

[@KIDDFLIMZ]

“No problem, were a fun hospital”