Megamind, but its just 'beta' Hal

[@MrMrMANGOHEAD]

he became a chad after and changed his name to Titan

[@Ballingokustate]

He was still a Beta as Titan

[@Chaden]

@@Ballingokustate facts

[@Incomprehensibly79]

Hbb n.v xxv c.

[@cridly]

t i g h t e n

[@quirkyusername1093]

nah

[@IsaacCollector]

"If I were Metroman, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time" Never noticed that little bit of foreshadowing, since Hal was just perfectly willing to kill Megamind the second he made him angry

[@CrisisComics]

It also sort of foreshadows the ending. He gets Metroman's powers... and as a result of his defeat, Megamind stops kidnapping Roxanne.

[@dewroot5176]

Hal was right. When he got the powers, *Hal* kidnapped Roxanne.

[@potatoxgaming9466]

@@CrisisComics bruh his power is not even come close to metromans power. Metroman has a choice to kill mega mind in millisecond but didnt instead just lock him up im prison and titan going the opposite.

[@Yani-Mari]

Yeah like when he lazered the megamind dummy 💀

[@alexgomez6723]

@@potatoxgaming9466 What proof do you have of that?

[@Yato_q]

„that was weird for everybody… because you accidentally hugged him instead of me“

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

Man Jonah Hill had a great delivery on that line.

[@Yoshihelicopter]

*🚩simp alert 🚩*

[@djnorris1572]

​ 2:15

[@lightheart5]

@@Yato_q That's because you didn't do anything Hal😑

[@vwgames49]

You missed the part at the end where Hal is in prison after losing his powers

[@plaguevania6975]

*Penis Music*

[@somerandomguywhoschillin3540]

@@plaguevania6975 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6WbmqhohauKoJY

[@REALwoombath]

Yep, he has the powers of Penis Music ™ on his side.

[@notanonymous3976]

he's no longer beta at that point

[@comicbookreviewer4856]

Plus, him dancing and saying he bad is meant to show he is now accepting he the bad guy and that he is going to be the villain now showing he going to be the new villain to the city

[@LePenguin]

1:07 "No no no! That's the best part, it'll just be you and me!" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@tatsumi2358]

"😀"

[@jp_wilson]

“I hired a wedding photographer”

[@jalensworld7241]

Megamind: Is that a Red Flag? Minion: Crimson.

[@Jordankid365]

@@tatsumi2358 wow that um that’s. Certainly very tempting

[@VI012]

*And that is when this scene gets beyond dark if you really understand what hal is actually trying to do*

[@yoshidex64]

0:36 I just realized Megamind ran several people over and you can hear the sound of people banging into the car.

[@twicethegalo]

Sigmamind

[@IAmNMFlores]

Also some balloons begin flying as a sign that he had hit them 0:42 shows he had also ran over some people prior to kidnapping Roxanne

[@brandonlyon730]

Technically it was Minion driving, but yeah fun attention to detail.

[@emeraldfury2152]

Grand Theft Auto: Metro City edition

[@thehillisalive]

I've seen this movie so many times and somehow never caught that. That's friggin hilarious 😂

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

Kind of incredible how ahead of its time this kind of character was.

[@twicethegalo]

Yeah

[@keybyss98]

Nah, these fools have always been around. We’re just recognizing them now.

[@Blue-Apple-fc9eo]

@@keybyss98 Not exactly.

[@captainnachoz2111]

@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo yes exactly

[@gigacat9761]

Ah yes, a comment with a brain.

[@comicfan1324]

I like how the film makes you think he’s just going to be a running gag, and then he gets his powers and you immediately realize shit is about to hit the fan because the worst possible person just got superpowers

[@gigachad9016]

Hal became a chad but he couldn’t keep it because he didn’t have the chad within himself

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Thx, Gigachad, for the Sigma Grindset lesson of the week

[@nathanseper8738]

That's a deep line. Because a real chad respects those around him.

[@rivertwygzbed543]

Power doesn't make you a Chad, is Homelander a Chad?

[@gigachad9016]

@@rivertwygzbed543 Homelander has great power but inside he is a very insecure person. A true Chad is confident inside and out

[@rivertwygzbed543]

@@gigachad9016 I agree Gigachad, Hal/Titan is an incel with nothing to lose and is evil at heart and Homelander us a narcissistic sociopath. Metro man is a Chad.

[@lowhp_comic]

My favourite part is still the whole city closing in on Megamind to celebrate and cheer, and he pulls out a gun screaming *"GET BACK YOU SAVAGES!"*

[@Nobody-mb5mw]

Followed immediately by roxy defending him and having to go ‘Sorry! Sorry! He’s not used to positive feedback!!’

[@DeSeannMaye]

It was funny and sad lmfaooo

[@hotel_arcadia]

@@Nobody-mb5mw And she wasn't even wrong, Megamind was never given a single compliment in his life before that point lmao

[@Harper_1984]

With the rise of the internet, this character and arguably the whole movie aged so well. Like, I can't even count how many people like Hal I've seen both online and in real life.

[@dibble1331]

Especially now that Queen E is dead, it’s aged even better.

[@comicbookreviewer4856]

To me Hal was that guy you knew at college or at work who thought they were the good guy when they aren't and try to make people think they are better than the other person when they fail to see their mistake or being able to give back

[@dibble1331]

@@comicbookreviewer4856 “I’m such a nice guy” -someone who is not such a nice guy

[@sonicfan9144]

I know. Megamind is over a decade old, yet it hasn’t aged a day because of how phenomenal its script is.

[@bekzodabdusalomov1718]

​@@dibble1331 Any man who must say I am such a nice guy is not true nice guy. Now, I'll make sure you understand that when I deliver a happy ending for you. 😅😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whosaidiwantedahandle]

It's a touch of genius that Hal's first line is mocking Roxanne's writing. It shows that the problem isn't just Roxanne not liking him---he doesn't actually like Roxanne either. He's just infatuated with the fantasy of her.

[@Jules279]

Hit the nail on the head. He liked the idea of being with her, not her specifically.

[@jambon2730]

He also can't imagine that Roxanne has a liking for someone else than him

[@PurpleGuy661]

and just before the climax, the dude literally told Roxanne something that he never tried doing, which was getting to know her.

[@officerspider7996]

“Rented a bouncy house?? Chicks don’t like bouncy houses they like clowns!!” Like what?? He’s a massive child lmao

[@sumkindacheeto]

I read on the internet that the way he accepted Megamind's farce of being his space dad later in the story implies that he has no parental/father figure, so maybe that's why he's like that. It's pretty sad, since in the training sequence with space dad he seems genuinely happy, just to later be furious when finding out that it was Megamind all along.

[@iwantes6610]

Ikr,women OBVIOUSLY prefer bouncy houses smh

[@LarryCucumber]

I think the bouncy castle was meant to be a sex joke

[@Mimimimia0209]

I think Bouncy castle means his bed and the photographer means… you know… Hal’s gonna be filming it

[@cynicalcharclone5894]

@@Mimimimia0209 I got the bouncy castle part but the wedding photographer thing… oh no…..

[@2AICrhGYbe5]

“I wrote that piece myself hal” What sigma hal would say: “I know. Your writing is garbage.” *Mask off intensifies*

[@itriggerpeople4433]

or "I'm trying to write my piece on dat ass"

[@phillipwalling7470]

Hal would actually have a better relationship with Roxanne if he said that.

[@OniContraverum]

Sigma?

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@OniContraverum Ligma.

[@logeyperogi1805]

Hal: What I meant was that in our modern society, they let actual art get on the air Sigma Males: I see, well, it felt a bit too much, like, really? Super heart?

[@JosephDutra]

I love it when the villain is a goof no one takes seriously and then becomes the biggest threat possible. I wish films had more villains like that.

[@bricky7081]

The Spot from Spiderverse

[@JosephDutra]

@@bricky7081 Exactly. The Tragic Clown Villain.

[@monsoon1303]

@@JosephDutraJoker from Lego Batman

[@EvokerInvokerble]

The Spot

[@Pokaroquai]

That one kid from The Incredibles

[@APinchofBazel]

Misleading title. Hal never stopped being a beta.

[@ishangoundar6062]

True

[@whyme3772]

It’s probably just his appearance. Titan Hal looked like a Chad, but still wasn’t one at all inside/mentally.

[@logeyperogi1805]

@@whyme3772 chads aren’t defined by their physical appearance They are defined by their values, their actions, their mindsets, and most importantly of all, their motivations Motivated by sex or getting the girl? A fucking beta male. Motivated by helping others, improving on oneself, or just being a kind person? ABSOLUTE GIGA CHAD!!!

[@whyme3772]

@Thawne That’s true, but the term Chad just gets tossed around in the internet. People sometimes use it for appearance.

[@gbrlrsp9724]

Becouse?

[@garrtoons4303]

If he'd started an OnlyFans, he'd be living a better life instead of Prison... Or is it the other way around?

[@jalensworld7241]

This came out in 2011 Onlyfans wasn’t a thing yet:

[@garrtoons4303]

@@jalensworld7241 The Power of Memeology seems to disagree, dear child.

[@m.j.v.4463]

not really

[@CherryProductions949]

@@jalensworld7241 *2010

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

If they ever make a sequel(God Forbid) I like to believe he actually reforms himself in prison and becomes a proper gentleman.

[@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl]

honestly they did a really amazing job with hal as an antagonist, i genuinely don't know if i'd expect him to actually be the main villain from his goofy early scenes if i were to watch the movie today without knowing the plot

[@silverhanma]

i know i didnt

[@sarapinkdiamond]

Yeah, to be honest, when i first watched this as a kid. I was expecting Metro man to be the villain. I am glad i was wrong. Also, megamind is a good protagonist ❤

[@silverhanma]

@@sarapinkdiamond holy shit other people were expecting him to be the villain too?

[@sarapinkdiamond]

@@silverhanma yeah

[@whosaidiwantedahandle]

I think you're confused because Hal is the hero

[@danielribeiro9678]

I like how the original form of the glow-up meme prior to all the layers portrayed Hal as a chad even though he is the biggest simp of all time. EDIT: Okay, I get it, he’s an incel as Titan.

[@MrChops2001]

*Incel

[@FullArcher05]

Not a simp, he is the biggest incel of all.

[@Somespideronline]

@@sbraypaynt what was the original definiton of a "simp" if you don't mind me asking?

[@Somespideronline]

@@sbraypaynt nvm I already found out

[@YplanAnimator]

hes a simp Super Incredible Meme Poster

[@Jeff-jz5sf]

She mentions with Bernard Megamind that she’s more attracted to intellect than looks, so you don’t feel bad about Hal looking like a potato, and when he gets that superhero physique he still has that creepy unsettling demeanor. This movie was brilliant all around

[@hankpymyellowjacket6049]

I like how Chad Hal still has a double chin.

[@KeatonGraves]

Well if Crimson Chin makes it work…

[@Tu_Coach_de_Ingles]

Yes, it happens to me. I am kind of jacked now, and I still have double chin HAHA

[@ericspenceri9449]

Proof that Hal is The Joker: 0:11

[@afriendofepicproportions]

S O C I E T Y

[@danielgudinojuarez6729]

Mind blown XD 🤯🤯🤯

[@ShadowBear4672]

Hal kinda sounds like Joaquin Phoenix ngl

[@Osio1000_5]

​@@ShadowBear4672OMG HE DOES XDDD

[@Shadow558TheBoss]

I never noticed this neat foreshadowing, at 2:46 if you look closely there's a book on Hal's bed called best comic book villains ever

[@MonikwithDaButter]

2:16 "that was weird for everybody, cause you hugged him instead of me" bro wtf who do you think you are?? i feel even sick calling that dude a bro, like damn, they outdid themselves writing an unlikeable character

[@logeyperogi1805]

Dude I would’ve smacked him

[@xypher321]

she did it ‘aCcideNtally’😂

[@RealBadman554]

Chill out kid

[@Rivər]

LMAO that part had me pissed af too

[@pescuezoee]

honestly it just made me laugh 💀

[@tehrik0020]

I sorta feel bad for Al since the entire premise behind him was being a nerdy, awkward guy who never really accomplished anything, but overall they really nailed the type of guy he's supposed to be, and how he never really addresses the root of his problems as "he himself". Al might actually be the only main character that through the movie does not learn anything to overcome his personal issues: Metro Man's lack of responsibility during his whole life, Roxanne's judgemental behaviour towards others, and Megamind being too stuck in his past and busy with his antics to ever grow up as a person, everybody in the end becomes a better person except him, or at least he's not shown to.

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

Everything you said is correct, except his name is *Hal*

[@tehrik0020]

@@elmasterdezoologia6641 My bad, thanks for the heads up

[@anonymousperson6228]

He never overcame his tragic flaw. That’s why he’s the villain.

[@8834]

It's probably one of those "use your imagination" scenes

[@potatoxgaming9466]

@{𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝒾𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃} thats not a pretty nice guy? I consider myself a nice guy and im not like that XD.

[@RoboZombieEnthusiast]

Hal is such a funny character from this movie.

[@bursttime9054]

1:09 "No nO No no tHaTs ThE bEsT pArT it'll jUsT bE likE yOu AnD mE"

[@MegatronSturdy]

-"😁"

[@jarekmiller4337]

1:10 Roxanne 😳😨😬

[@jjjabbers]

They nailed the timing and look of his smile.

[@flamerodbarrel1311]

⊙.☉

[@liamphibia]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@chubb3034]

i swear to god im convinced that megamind, barnyard, and gta 5 exist in the same universe at this point

[@treasureforever8861]

If you wanna get technical, Viacom (Nickelodeon owners) formally owned the DreamWorks Animation catalogue. Megamind was originally distributed by Paramount, who also distributed Barnyard.

[@Treeeee2008]

@@treasureforever8861 ok but what about gta 5?

[@treasureforever8861]

@Thawne I like it. Good quality.

[@aim3649]

if gta characters assasinated megamind and his home town then good ridance 🙄 you motherfuckers

[@saralazzari9231]

@@Treeeee2008 because guns and hoes

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

I didn't notice the foreshadowing at 2:40 where Hal saying his neighbor had better stuff and then had the "Best Comic Book Villains Ever" book on his bed.

[@Alejandro_Muppet]

Bruh FR

[@hp2823]

bruh

[@davidpurpleartist8125]

The fact that he hired a wedding photographer for a party he has with a bouncing house in his small apartment I actually wanted to see that if it was in the movie instead of mentioning it

[@theextremeanimator4721]

those were actually lies in order to entice her into his pathetically small apartment.

[@theextremeanimator4721]

the bouncy house is actually his bed.

[@theextremeanimator4721]

and the wedding photographer would realistically be impossible to hire.

[@davidpurpleartist8125]

@Spider_mouth I can see that

[@erinmccutcheon3751]

My cousin had a bouncy house for his wedding. Who would've thought?

[@potato-kw1er]

I just realized at 0:56, he talks about having all this stuff at his house. But later on in the movie we see that he lives in a super small apartment..... The heck was he planning on doing?! 💀🤨

[@christosdoesthings]

"Bouncy castle" is an innuedo....

[@xx_wimpy_thwimp_xx1686]

Maybe he was intending for it to be outside of his house.

[@almcmemeshack8443]

2:49 "No, he doesn't look quite-" *Ah love mah son, though he*

[@f0x316]

Beta Hal Is The Strangest, Most Awkward Person You’ll Ever Meet. I think he’s the MegaMind of awkward

[@thibautisserant]

I love how Roxanne's eyes slightly widen upon hearing his creepiness. The first night scene with him still "normal" is probably the moment she realizes how unhealthy and borderline dangerous the situation is.

[@mrcritical6751]

Honestly it takes on a creepier aspect when you take into account that he thinks Metroman is dead. By all accounts he could have been planning on doing anything because now he doesn’t have to worry about Metroman coming for him if he did

[@sujitbonthala8688]

So true

[@sujitbonthala8688]

@mrcritical6751 Oh damn I never thought abt it. No wonder she loves Bernard (Megamind) so much more than the creep that is hal

[@noahmclaughlin7921]

Hal was gonna destroy the city cause a woman wouldn’t date him after he nearly killed her. Dude was a beta on the inside

[@alexgomez6723]

A bit simplistic, but it did contribute to his descent into villany.

[@thoumustrepent9463]

That’s beyond absurd. Hal already got over Roxy by the time he was going on a rampage. Watch the movie again, you people always love saying this 🙄

[@JcoleMc]

He wasn't Hal stopped caring about roxy until megamind provoked him by revealing he basically played with his life and Hal understandbly tired of being the comic relief for the entire movie lashed out

[@Rivər]

​@thoumustrepent9463 Point is that he wouldn't have done that if she loved him so her rejection is what made him go all out. Megaminds betrayal is what set him off after Roxys setup. Are you in love with Hal or something to be defending him so bad 🙄

[@thoumustrepent9463]

@@Rivər you lack comprehension skills. Add observation skills to that as well. If her rejection really upset him that bad, he would’ve broken into the restaurant where Roxy and “Bernard” were eating in, and he would’ve beat the hell out of Bernard. But no, he took up a completely different lifestyle. Do you think that people who don’t agree with you are “simps” or “incels” as you mindlessly like to call them? Go seek help. That’s just cringe 🙄🙄

[@suedonnym]

"If I were Metro Man" holy shit that's some good foreshadowing

[@lightheart5]

If only he didn't mention that he would watch Roxanne like a dingo watches a baby...

[@SharonLougheed]

I just realized: I actually kinda want a sequel to Megamind where Hal learns how to stop being a jerk and a loser. But not in an easy or cliche way, but a realistic one. The story shouldn't be about him finding love or whatever, but more about gaining some self awareness and growth. There are probably a lot of people out there like him, and a lot of times they feel too far gone, but we need a lil bit of hope. That story might be too dark, and I don't know how to make it fun. But there's gotta be a way.

[@ivanmacgar6447]

As someone who used to be in Hal's shoes for years and only lately realised this would only keep me in eternal misery and loneliness, I would've appreciated any movie animated or not with that same plot when I was deep in my "NiceGuy" and 0 self confidence years. It would've helped me improve way earlier.

[@alexgomez6723]

I’m actually exploring something like that in a little project of mine 😆

[@J_RM240]

This did not age well 💀

[@SharonLougheed]

@@J_RM240 It didn't? What happened?

[@SharonLougheed]

@@J_RM240 Oh wow, I just looked it up. There's a Megamind sequel? D-Did they change the voice actor? W-Who are all these new characters? Oh no. 😭 Whyyyy... I really hope it's better than it looks. Just sayin, they shoulda went with the Hal redemption arc idea. Though... I wouldn't trust them not to screw it up.

[@chistinelane]

I like how they actually did have a connection. They liked each other as friends and colleagues, hal just pushed it too far.

[@nyanbonecrush]

0:36 honestly, megamind saved Roxanne there.

[@alpine7313]

The scene where he calls her "Roxaroo" always kills me. Just a perfect dumb pet name a guy like Hal would think is endearing.

[@bacteria1346]

Maybe he just likes Australia or australian animals. I mean, that dingo thing at first, then "roxaroo" - kangaroo? 🤣

[@sujitbonthala8688]

So true

[@sujitbonthala8688]

That always sounded weird to me, like bro, you guys never dated 💀💀💀

[@CreeperG0d]

Hal has all the 7 deadly sins. Lust: He is just a desperate virgin incel that simps for Roxanne, and looks at her with lust, but doesn't care about anything else from her. Gluttony: He's overweight. Sloth: He doesn't do anything to improve his life, and neither makes any effort to be a better person. Greed: He rented a bouncy house and a wedding photographer to try to impress Roxanne just to try and look cooler. Envy: He has envy on Roxanne's partner and Metroman because he can't be like them. Wrath: He gets angry when he gets rejected, and even his anger puts others in danger when he gets his powers. Pride: He's arrogant, and feels superior to others once he gets his powers, and he is a very narcissistic man.

[@TheZombiesAreComing]

I agreed with you on most parts, but he never rented the bouncy house or photographer, that was a lie in attempt to get Roxanne alone with him at his place.

[@dhans9662]

​@@TheZombiesAreComing Which has some terrifying implications

[@Noahed_]

While I do think he is greedy, “bouncy house” and the other r things he rented I think are sexual innuendos.

[@vybinvincent]

What a swell fella

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

I love how the only time he was ever self aware was the beginning with "I'll be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby"

[@Rebelrose]

0:37 so we're just gonna ignore Megamind commiting several counts of vehicular manslaughter?

[@SquishyGamers25]

Omg lol

[@muhammadalifto8076]

That's Minion actually who rode the car

[@MegatronSturdy]

​@@muhammadalifto8076fish don't have permits, neither do sentient humanoid robot fish

[@dylanbaker4648]

1:42 "This is the only building and me-"

[@The_MMS]

There is no Easter bunny There is no tooth fairy And there is no queen of England -Hal 2010

[@whyme3772]

Another reason why Megamind was way ahead of it’s time.

[@Treeeee2008]

Bruh

[@phantoxfandubs]

What did he mean by 'And there is no Queen of UK? When I was a kid I thought he indirectly said he killed the queen

[@romanpattysstuff]

​@@phantoxfandubsTerm "Queen of England" doesn't exist. The correct term is "Queen of UK"

[@Angel-DJ-Gaming]

​@@phantoxfandubs he is so dumb that his beliefs are not true

[@NintendoTV64]

Man, puberty hit Carl Wheezer like a bus!

[@Treeeee2008]

Don't invoke the croissant God's name!

[@danielgudinojuarez6729]

@@Treeeee2008 In deed

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

​@@Treeeee2008Ya know something? The way he said croissant is actually the correct way.

[@lightheart5]

Carl is better at attracting women than Hal is.

[@NickSloff]

He’s actually the snotty kid from Barnyard.

[@rubub8455]

I really appreciate how this movie took attention to how horrible these self-entitled nice guys are, even before it was really called out around 2017

[@sujitbonthala8688]

So true, it was truly ahead of its time

[@sujitbonthala8688]

So true, it was truly ahead of its time

[@koolboi6610]

Say what you want, but at least he cares about space step-mom

[@tacogodboomdogg]

1:52 if 50 ninjas attacked him there, he probably could've beaten them all up.

[@lightheart5]

More like the other way around.

[@sujitbonthala8688]

@lightheart5 So true, but I think he meant the other way around. Or he just edited his comment

[@BoneDaddy69420]

it's a shame. maybe not a romantic relationship, but i could see hal being like the chill, reliable nerdy friend and comic relief sidekick character to roxanne if he went to therapy instead if acting on his possessive, sociopathic creep tendencies.

[@Treeeee2008]

It's funny, as much as I wish Hal was a chill guy who wasn't a creepy incel, I also appreciate his character because he has so much depth and realism to him that general audiences wouldn't even think about.

[@FzENebWbZTHbjETxKKBS]

lmao if I liked a woman romantically but she didn't like me I wouldn't want to be a "comic relief" to her, do you even hear how pathetic that sounds? Better to just move on.

[@Memelord1117]

I mean, he was supposed to be Roxanne's Jimmy in the film.

[@mrcritical6751]

@@Memelord1117 please, BvS Jimmy is more Jimmy than this guy

[@Memelord1117]

@@mrcritical6751 Hey, he is the reporter's cameraman here.

[@TheQuaadFather]

"I'd be watching you! Like a dingo, watches a human baby.." Never understood as a kid how absolutely fucked up this line is

[@vitorborges5183]

“Wrap that child up on Christmas!” -Hal (probably), 2021

[@SpaghettiThePingas]

Aye yo?

[@TeeArCreep]

1:06 now that's how you save a conversation

[@MrShipBuff]

0:04 My face when I forgot to do the laundry and I just heard my parent's car door slam shut:

[@jhoanpalapar]

“Wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas” *Best quote that Hal has ever said*

[@waddledee8387]

1:36 if she liked clowns you would've had a chance buddy

[@sujitbonthala8688]

Ohhh damnnn 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@sujitbonthala8688]

Damnnnnn 😂

[@sujitbonthala8688]

Loll

[@sujitbonthala8688]

Took me a second but that was really good. Underrated comment 😂😂

[@Modding_Jackster]

Hal deserves to have his own movie like the Joker.

[@kinggodzilla6356]

Agreed

[@jackapps2126]

He doesn’t. He is a potential raper and does not deserve anything at all, except severe punishment for his pathetic existence.

[@bendalymckenna6271]

@@jackapps2126rapist

[@FzENebWbZTHbjETxKKBS]

@@jackapps2126 deserves severe punishment just because he's a "potential" rapist? So you want to punish people just because they exist? Sounds awfully similar to someone else, you know, that Austrian artist with a funny mustache.

[@ActualDumbassatron]

​@jackapps2126 bruh what version of megamind did you watch?

[@vwgames49]

Why isn’t this Hal the first part of the “Snotty Boy glow up” meme?

[@hollowroxas4742]

He’s the second stage. Buff Hal is third stage and metroman is fourth stage and so on and so forth

[@Gojirawars03]

This movie was so ahead of its time.

[@alexgomez6723]

No, this type of guy always existed, we just didn’t have a proper name for it.

[@hayhydm]

This movie is genius. I feel like it has aged perfectly

[@logger22]

They really nailed his appearence. He even looks like Jonah Hill.

[@laura-ni8ym]

2:32 What-what does that say on his shirt This man has peculiar interests..

[@Mike_Is_Cool]

BITE ME

[@Bunny_queen143]

I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD LOL

[@YTClipsOoC]

0:11 “He did it boys, he did it, he said it.”

[@angrybirdsswagplush]

I don’t know what that means

[@YTClipsOoC]

Society

[@Treeeee2008]

@@angrybirdsswagplush *you wouldn't get it*

[@_Crybaby_Smuff_]

"Could this day get anymore fun-tastic?" _[Fucking dies 1.5 seconds later]_

[@logeyperogi1805]

As a kid, I doubt many of us thought that Hal’s actions were that weird and creepy But nowadays, everytime I see this movie I’m just utterly creeped out by him, like if any guy like him tried anything with any of my three sisters, nah, he’s getting my own forget me stick, only I won’t stop at one swing

[@Bunny_queen143]

As you should lol

[@Osio1000_5]

Your sisters should be glad they have you

[@xx_wimpy_thwimp_xx1686]

Forget Me Stick FTW

[@20fadhilRevolution]

Beta, Chad, and Nice Guy incel at the same time. Man, DreamWorks was on fire back then.

[@animekidmiidemello1205]

Hal Stewart: Agh! Is this a robbery? because a lady in the hallway has way better stuff then me (Attempt to get sprayed) Agh! (Get hit by Forgive me Stick) (*Funny face shown*)

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

Foreshadowing of his villainous nature

[@superskills1017]

*Forget-me-stick

[@memethanYT]

Haha yeah that is indeed what happens in the video

[@clownplayer7265]

@@elmasterdezoologia6641 And cowardice. As Hal he never lashed out at others because anyone would retalieate. Titan meanwhile with his superpowers was all brave and nasty with everybody else.......until (fake) Metro Man appears and someone of his own size and strenght makes him run away like a sissy.

[@elmasterdezoologia6641]

@@clownplayer7265 You described Titan's cowardice perfectly. A coward prefers to pick on inferior people who cannot fight back.

[@HerbCoswellBornAgain]

This man is the definition of a "Nice Guy".

[@oscarsanchez8964]

Can’t believe I just realized what the “”party”” joke meant

[@fortnitelover24]

Oh my god

[@Treeeee2008]

"I hired a wedding photographer in case something crazy happened and we should remember this forever" more like: "I hid the cameras around the room so I can catch you at a good angle and yank it to you later!"

[@marcelinepink]

"That was weird for everybody, cuz you accidentally hugged him instead of me"

[@sujitbonthala8688]

💀💀💀

[@ariamh823]

I just wish adults watched this when it released so we could have a good sequel for the right audience

[@grumplysoapstudio7382]

“That was like the weirdest part, cause you accidentally hugged him instead of me” bro I can’t 💀

[@waryth4475]

the whole voice dialogues are just ASMR to me.. The voice acting is just super good.

[@yintoons7807]

Roxanne dodged a bullet by refusing to go to his apartment. Who knew what he'd attempted to do...

[@NixDarkLord]

a bullet? more like a fucking cannonball

[@christosdoesthings]

​@@NixDarkLord a cannonball? More like a fucking asteroid impact

[@NixDarkLord]

@@christosdoesthings yeah absolutely right

[@gabrielluzlopes5674]

That's straight up disturbing 😰

[@sujitbonthala8688]

@christosdoesthings An asteroid impact? More like a fucking supernovae explosion

[@jarekmiller4337]

Hal is the perfect example of who not to be like at all when approaching women. Hal was too creepy and inappropriate at times that was considered a red flag 🚩 including when he tried to invite Roxanne over in a way that wasn’t cool. Always treat women with respect, care, and always ask her out if she’s interested or do it at a better and appropriate time that would not cause any issues.

[@sujitbonthala8688]

So true 🔥🔥🔥❤️

[@thatisonesussyboi2300]

Can’t believe this movie just went from a masterpiece into like one of those average netflix shows.

[@Bunny_queen143]

Man idc, It's free. (For people who use others Netflix...like me)

[@suspiciousstar7547]

@@Bunny_queen143 I think they meant from the first movie to the sucky sequel.

[@sujitbonthala8688]

@suspiciousstar7547 Yea exactly

[@boneheadedfellow]

Roxanne was so kind to Hal, so kind to that bastard.

[@blank4142]

Dude had so many red flags it’s crazy. It’s kind of suppressed by the comedy of it all.

[@herbert8056]

this film is just a masterpiece

[@RM2011ish]

I feel bad because at the very least Roxanne seems to care about Hal platonically, she even pleads with him to go back to the seemingly likable nerd she thought he was, but he couldn't let it go and that became his downfall. His desperate creepy narcissistic side ultimately took over, amplified by Titan. Megamind is the ultimate Simp PSA.

[@DMDadventures]

She doesnt care about him, she just feels pity

[@mrcritical6751]

Yeah, no she doesn’t like him platonically. She’s courteous to him as a work colleague but she knows he’s a creeper and knows well enough to keep him at an arms length

[@jordythecat7181]

“No no no, that’s the best part, it’ll just be, like, you and me. 😀” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@jarekmiller4337]

Not a good way to impress a woman at all.

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

​@@jarekmiller4337Not at all.

[@NixDarkLord]

And the wedding photographer thing... he was gonna film it all

[@squarrr7892]

1:04 WTF

[@Treeeee2008]

In a desperate attempt to save the conversation and convince her to come with him he only made it ASTRONOMICALLY worse...

[@Me26107]

He's a strait up sicko path🚩

[@sujitbonthala8688]

After dealing with people who smile psychotically like that, I can definitely say that scene was just so horrible to witness, especially for Roxanne and for people who can relate to her

[@roguejester4986]

As I child I laugh, as an adult I cringe.

[@MrNoUsername]

You can clearly tell Hal is desperate for Roxanne and has no self confidence at all. Going after the same woman over and over again, lying to her face in an attempt to impress her and beating himself up over his issues instead of focusing on a way to improve his living situation. After you gain self confidence, you start to not really care if you can get a date or not and you're not as desperate as you were before Before self confidence: "Pleeeaassseee!!! I need a woman!!! After self confidence: "Eh. Who cares if I can't get a date? I'm only doing what I'm doing for myself. If they don't like that, then so be it but I'm gonna continue

[@ivanmacgar6447]

As someone who was in Hal's shoes for years and only recently realised it's a me problem and the only way to work around this is on my own head, I appreciate that.

[@sujitbonthala8688]

@ivanmacgar6447 So glad to hear this. I can relate partially but i can tell from my side that it really is tough. Wish u ALL the best ☺️☺️😁

[@commentchameleon472]

Hal’s Shirts : Error 404 Request not found and Game over and Bite me They literally sum up his life lol

[@CheeseYourself]

i only JUST realised the "i would watch you like a dingo watches a human baby" line is a reference to the 1980 Azaria Chamberlain incident, bless this film

[@anonymoususer2756]

If Reddit were a person

[@TheZombiesAreComing]

Reddit is a community of betas, by betas, for betas. He's just another beta

[@sarikakumari7638]

Come on stop acting like every community doesn't have these type of people

[@sarikakumari7638]

But I agree for reddit is good for knowing history like on ask historians etc and for community for your interests But when it comes to politics i better not say anything

[@coolguy27]

the world shivers when a nice guy loses his temper

[@Nobody11111]

Jonah Hill wasn’t acting this really is him 😂

[@PolkaPower0]

He makes me so very uncomfortable, I really gotta hand it to the writers for making us hate him so easily.

[@Kids_Scissors]

They nailed the beta body type perfectly with Hal lol the skinny arms and legs with the fat torso and thumb head

[@Joseph-K_09]

"Could this day get anymore funtastic" *door fucking explodes*

[@regularyoutubename]

The fact he’s willing to throw his neighbor under the bus to avoid a robbery proves before his transformation how bad of a person he truly is.

[@HungryWarden]

This was the least concerning thing he did before getting superpowers.

[@starentertainment-n4l]

Hal has some serious Squirrels in his Pants.

[@V33EX]

It's crazy how well the actors bounce off one another, but in like a bad way.

[@BlueGOfficial]

Take note there was a deleted scene where he punches the car while saying "Why (bang) doesn't (bang) she (bang) love me! (Bang) Ow" or something

[@nota444tm2]

rewatching this... i never noticed the amount of body language hal has. every time he tries to flirt, he's very in her face, or when he's trying to get her to go get coffee, he is slow-walking. trying to manipulate her to walk with him. or whenever she tries to get away, he moves with her to try and keep her in one place. maybe not body language per say, but i liked the detail.

[@sujitbonthala8688]

So true, it’s literally psychotic

[@AaronAlert77]

Bro was chillin at the beginning but than became an L really quick

[@CaptainKotetsu]

At first glance you wouldn’t think this guy is a Lord Shen tier villain.

[@alexgomez6723]

Nah

[@Bunny_queen143]

Cuz he ain't

[@technogist4779]

I just realized that hal has different shirts but with the same circle design on them