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[@mrnigelng]

Go get Uncle Roger rice cooker figurine youtooz.com/products/uncle-roger-rice-cooker

[@potatobhu08]

Sell in Malaysia stores too la unclee

[@Eeli6000]

second

[@crispydoglover423]

Fuiyoh!!

[@sumiyasimi165]

Forgive me, Uncle Roger - you tortured yourself for our sake, but I literally could not watch till the end. That Turkey plus sirloin plus hotdog combo was beyond my tolerance.

[@bjmurray1842]

Nephew Bennet would have liked this one for christmas. I know Uncle Roger has no control of manufacturing nieces and nephews. But this auntie is sad.

[@NickDiGiovanni]

Well this guy isn't getting an uncle title.

[@magic2475]

@Nick DiGiovanni He won't even get an Uncle title after a million years

[@RVandergeld]

Hi Uncle Nick!

[@youxarexmyxsunshine]

Poor Nick…a champion chef have to witness this garbage “chef…” awful terrible food 😂

[@srihari3384]

Fuck Me. He didn't even add a bit of salt in that shit ...

[@pothatuu]

Makes two of you...

[@brbrdeng9122]

The thing most impressive about Jack is the fact that his channel has been alive for nearly 15 years and he has made absolutely no progress in cooking. That takes effort.

[@point-five-oh6249]

Or it takes no effort at all. To improve, it actually takes some levels of commitment. This "garbage stew" is actually known in my area as "hobo stew", because that's literally all the homeless people can afford here from panhandling, or about what they're given at the soup kitchens. I've made it before during the lockdowns when I had basically no income, but it wasn't THAT atrocious looking.

[@furrymessiah]

What's more shocking is there are so many people in the comments that have never heard of Jack before.

[@brbrdeng9122]

@@point-five-oh6249 🤓

[@colina1330]

I think he owes that mostly to reaction channels like this one and (particularly) Augusttheduck.

[@hazelnut1294]

@@brbrdeng9122 oh yes every constructive comment must be replied with nerd emoji now. You must be so cool and smart

[@immortalinaros8751]

He eats his own food. Gave him multiple strokes and in later videos one of his arms is no longer functioning. In one video he even said "my doctor said I need to watch what I eat after my last stroke" and then he proceeds to make more borderline poisonous food. He also proudly explains in a podcast that he beats his son to feel like a big man.

[@lawndonkarowner6006]

Damn that took a drift instead of a turn

[@antoniomccoy6733]

@@lawndonkarowner6006that took a “ill turn this car around”

[@EvaSmith-wx6ru]

OMG 😨

[@wafflecake0421]

Treating his son like that is more disgusting than his food

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

The saddest part about Jack is that, he's been on the internet for years, doing what he does, and not once in that time did he ever consider maybe stepping up his game and making food that doesn't look like it was prepared by a stoned college student in a dormroom.

[@Sassafrass95]

I almost guarentee people have spoken up in his comments section but considering the fact he could care less if his food is good or not just means he'll gladly ignore people so long as there are people who will stroke his ego

[@zanderthezealous5169]

Even a stoner college student would have higher standards than this

[@XBluDiamondX]

He seems to be a narcissist. Anyway, it amazes me he had been spitting out videos since almost the inception of KZbin itself. In all those many years, he has never really improved on his cooking. That is a feat in and of itself.

[@unclebobboomergames]

Theres not a stoner in college ive seen do something that horrendous.

[@African.empress]

​@@zanderthezealous5169exactly!!

[@herebyaccident5174]

I want this man's confidence. He really be out here presenting struggle meals like they real food and not just a way to not die of starvation

[@theot2141]

Ive seen better struggle food vids

[@lilmskill]

Listen I've had to survive in some real low places.... I've never been this low

[@vinchinzo594]

@@theot2141 Uh yeah that's the whole point 🤡

[@TetsuRyu25]

I know your joking but instead of making struggle food his just wasting food that could have tasted good by themselves like the sweet potato and hotdogs could have been two separate meals saving more money and your food also taste good

[@trixiecox6433]

I wish I could afford this as a struggle meal tbh. I have water + flour biscuits and ramen and am happy there's at least something with the King of Flavor, MSG, in the ramen

[@blackmarketnews8579]

He threw that mayo in and I instantly had a physical reaction to shiver like I've seen a ghost.

[@Gtroncos]

Same here. Even my son asked from the other room what happened

[@Murasadramon]

There's a small part of me that wants to try that bean salad abomination out of sheer horror and curiosity.

[@Arun_Donthula]

That's Your Ancestors Pushing You Away from that video

[@rayelgatubelo]

I mean, both mayo and ghosts are white...

[@jeremysama5581]

Garbage uncle maybe

[@AangAtum]

"Who's your family?? Pack of stray dogs?!"💀😭

[@krusher181]

Honestly no one makes me wanna cook as much as Jack. He’s just so bad that you KNOW you can do it better than he did.

[@mundiamubyana2780]

We need dumb people in our world to feel better abt ourselves Quote sssniperwolf

[@RandomRexy]

Real

[@a-blivvy-yus]

I know of only one person who is less capable of cooking food than Jack. That person is me. He makes me grateful that I live in walking distance of a couple of dozen restaurants.

[@jtotheroc]

Jack is so bad at cooking that uncle Roger almost lost his accent. Jack's also the type of guy who eats raw chicken with gusto.

[@alissonberrio47]

I noticed that!!! JAJAJAJAJA

[@oxanastar1]

That was the grossest s$#@ I've seen in a while....and yes! Heard that too lmao 😂 it was good

[@jtotheroc]

Waiter: the chicken is fully cooked so you will not get food poisoning Jack: I'll take my chicken raw please!!!

[@jerrybanley7695]

He probably orders it medium rare and thinks he's being fancy!

[@scooble_]

Jack somehow manages to make his chicken look more raw than before he cooked it

[@digressingalice2764]

The utter betrayal on his face when he found out the guy has a sponsor 😂😂

[@michaelschneider8201]

Plot twist: the guy lied about sponsorship

[@williamblackfyre4866]

Wait until he find out this guy has a BBQ sauce that is sold in actual stores....

[@Bird_Nerd_Kae]

@@williamblackfyre4866 You've gotta be kidding. What is it even called?

[@andygarcia7873]

😂😂😂

[@digressingalice2764]

@@williamblackfyre4866 drop the name lol don't leave us in suspense

[@GuyAndMask]

He not even nephew, he 2nd grandson

[@Bingbong1226]

The mayo part made me literally laugh out loud. If you make Uncle Roger drop the leg you're blacklisted 😂

[@joanofarc9793]

Maybe it’s just me but mayo on salad is pretty normal. Mayo on beans tho..

[@papayer]

Him calling it 'Garbage Stew' is probably the closest he's been to displaying some sense of self-awareness.

[@MichaelHarto]

Dude, the stew itself is self aware 🤣

[@randomviewer8756]

@@MichaelHarto the stew is sentient 💀

[@TwistedFireX]

What the actual fuck is your channel banner?

[@herbosmoker848]

Thats not kind.

[@abbbble]

@@herbosmoker848 The stew's probably killed someone

[@anoleyn]

Uncle Roger: "Cook with feeling" Jack: "Can the feeling be hatred?"

[@darkvisiongothacked]

disdain for enjoying life.

[@paxtontherabbitpigpigworld1920]

Maybe Jack is a Radiation exposed person and all his nerves are f*caked and he says “Ah, feeling.”

[@whitewaltersbet4872]

@@paxtontherabbitpigpigworld1920 This. This is the only possible explanation.

[@eldiablo1467]

Disgust is also a feeling.

[@fearman5by5]

i want to like your coment but id like more it be 666

[@juggalo4life247mfkr]

Whoever told Jack he was a good cook probably didn't live long enough to give a true review.

[@dougtripp2431]

My mother was a bad cook when I was growing up. It has gotten worse since she started watching Jack. No one eats at my mom's house now.

[@GTSE2005]

Does she serve raw chicken? I hope not...

[@stevenjusuf5855]

This guy is the adult embodiment of a child that threw in random ingredients plus sauces and called it a salad

[@ghinalikki]

This a bot but I know you know this scamming

[@blackblaze4830]

calling a can beans and mayo a salad is a good way to tell

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

@mrg 🅥 The world's smallest violin, Really needs an audience, So if I do not find somebody soon, I blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony, Just let me play my violin for you!

[@MirrorOfEmotions]

@IMY123 The world's smallest violin, Really needs an audience, So if I do not find somebody soon, I blow up into smithereens and spew my tiny symphony, Just let me play my violin for you!

[@notaburneraccount]

I did something similar when I was making pasta...I overdid it and was very disappointed...at least I know I suck at cooking 😂

[@luchesisuzana7643]

The worst part about the garbage stew is that you could legit make about 5 different decent meals out of those leftovers.

[@aseeker2269]

I was saying the same thing! *Collapses*

[@woodworkingandepoxy643]

Probably that many with just the turkey alone

[@rebeccamd7903]

Minus the onion. RIP 🧅

[@stefanofeblesverastegui8869]

Which ones?

[@guyver441]

Yes. Stew ONE of the meats and your veggies, use the hot dogs for actual hot dogs...

[@ChrisHopkinsBass]

Imagine the episode of Kitchen Nightmares if he ever opened a restaurant? I’d pay good money to see Gordon Ramsay’s facials

[@joeycurtis1872]

Dude learned to cook in prison

[@svenspilles2035]

he wouldnt survive the episode. gordon would probably strangle him or toss him headfirst into a deepfryer xD

[@Sprimp17]

that was phrased poorly.

[@redbeardthepink4809]

Legal has asked me to inform the audience that Uncle Roger does not recommend using an onion chopper as a Fleshlight 😆

[@AronCotrau]

I love how he throws away the little pork piece and then he goes ahead and adds 2 full tablespoons of mayo in his beans.

[@colt2128]

Im gonna throw up 🤢🤢🤢

[@FreeHat]

And vinegar 😂

[@denisedesireeannaneumann9804]

Why even buy a can of beans and pork at the first place if there a plenty of canned beans without any meat..... Do not throw away the meat.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

I have no idea why he even thought to do that.

[@ssp4795]

aheam, you mean "mayo" cos that crap in a jar is barely mayo

[@ZeroCrits]

I'm impressed he's still alive after eating his own cooking for years lmao

[@SaraAdrian]

He must have the immune system of a god

[@oldpop788]

He’s had a few strokes i believe.

[@henryeveluck3985]

He's an iron chef

[@_Aspartes]

^ bot 🤓

[@charlieflight6124]

Y'all would die from such weak cooking?

[@mattispower8322]

"Have you ever had stew with hotdogs?" - Yes. I don't know about everywhere else, but here in Germany potato soup (or stew, if it's not puréed) has cut-up hotdogs in it. It's actually quite interesting how if you google potato soup you get pictures without hotdogs but if google the German Kartoffelsuppe many have hotdogs in them.

[@freeman10000]

Army stew (Budae jjigae) is a Korean stew that has hotdogs in it. I made it once an it is quite nice.

[@TsukinoUtokki]

Yes it's not that strange, I've used soy hot dogs as a replacement of sausage to make some dishes lighter and easier to digest

[@Sandra_Animon]

4:18 That look of exasperation..i can feel you Uncle Roger🤣

[@ghostwithknife416]

The absolute sanity shattering moment when Nigel, not the character Uncle Roger, discovered this guy has a sponsor is something we can all feel.

[@bejammin2000]

He doesn't have a sponsor. He has a sponsor as in he went and bought it himself and says on his show that he got it.

[@nizhamizzatulislam988]

@@bejammin2000 sound right to me

[@Romy---]

@@bejammin2000 sounds plausible.

[@hafizi3959]

one of the reason i think there is no sponsor because every fucking industri want someone that they sponsor have a lot of subscriber or famous there is no industri want his product not going know by other

[@vezziGD]

based pfp

[@itsyobbiwanuseek8108]

"Who is your family? A pack of stray dogs?!" When I tell you this killed me 🤣🤣

[@diegooscarParedes1o]

😂

[@Earthinet]

In all fairness, the stray dogs would just eat the "Chef" xD

[@chidubemcollins5163]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this destroyed me

[@gt-gamingx853]

I can't,🤣😆😆

[@sinaimuse6562]

Lolololololol

[@Dichedo]

It felt genuinely annoyed rather than doing a comedy show. I really felt bad for Uncle Roger! I'm going to go buy his figurine in a rice cooker now to make him feel better!

[@greybando]

coming from the uncle rodger shorts to full videos gave me exactly what my life needed BUT his voice changing is not what i expected at all💀💀

[@samiamtheman7379]

"At least all his meat cooked before." That's actually pretty unusual for Jack. Usually his stuff is severely undercooked.

[@crowdemon_archives]

Oh... Dear.

[@tyler89557]

@@crowdemon_archives Yeah. Botulism. Food poisoning. He's got negative hygienic standards

[@trollkiller1008]

@@tyler89557 luckily botulism is pretty hard to get, unless you're canning/fermenting but yeah.. I bet he's had plenty of run ins with salmonella after seeing his chicken 🤢 tbh the dudes probably garnered some kind of immunity lmao

[@KratoZJ]

He like his chicken and burgers “rare”

[@DragonTigerBoss]

@@trollkiller1008 Salmonella is actually pretty rare in chickens and eggs these days. Tends to be whole shipments that go bad from being mishandled. It is still absurdly stupid to risk raw/undercooked chicken though.

[@CheshireTheMaid]

Usually, Uncle Roger is joking at least a little when criticizing a chef. This one's serious.

[@JayOfBurn]

I think 'Chef' is a bit of a stretch when it comes to Jack...

[@brandiblandford8534]

​@JayOfBurn exactly and where the hell he get a culinary degree if he got one? And how in the hell does he think any of this garbage food is exceptable? And last but not least, who keeps telling him this shit is good? Shame on his family/friends for telling him this is good. Smfh.

[@jeremyd.2156]

He's below nephew status

[@alias_undercover]

Yeah Uncle Roger foot was down for half of the video

[@mundiamubyana2780]

@@jeremyd.2156ofc he is he is garbage

[@koushik-rl2de]

1:45 I like how when uncle roger says this leg is gonna come down from the chair and jack says that's right 🤣🤣 what a timing

[@myrillya]

Funnily enough, there are some traditional German salads that are made with mayo (partially, depending on the region of Germany). Specifically potato salad, noodle salad and cucumber salad. :) A classic western potato salad is made with potatoes, pickles, eggs, onions, sometimes carrots (sauteed beforehand) and hard boiled eggs, all in a dressing made with primarily mayo and a bit of the pickle juice. It sounds weird, but it is actually very delicious and a staple for any good bbq or house party. I like to add some peas and carrots into my potato salad and I use some yogurt, so I can use less mayo. You should try it sometime! It's nothing like this crap here 😂

[@AgeOfGoldenSilence]

Potato salad- vinegar.

[@myrillya]

@@AgeOfGoldenSilence That's why I said "western" potato salad 😅😂 It's a war 😂

[@JimWarp93]

Yeah, these salads are delicious but they don't look like puke or diarrhea

[@SatieSatie]

True. Germany, Austria, and even Japan often use mayonnaise in their salads.

[@tommackay7433]

Well, it’s not like German food is the most respected cuisine in the world.

[@travisretriever7473]

Throwing random ingredients into a bowl and calling it a salad is the most Midwestern thing I've ever seen.

[@definitelyajaegerist861]

I lived in Milwaukee but rn I live in Milwaukee county and I’ll say Midwestern people do throw a lot of stuff in a bowl, but it’s never this bad. It always somehow makes sense. This is just some straight Ohio shit right here. Maybe Illinois would do this. ( all of the Midwest hates Illinois )

[@kionaechan]

@@definitelyajaegerist861 as a lifelong illinois resident, it would not surprise me at all to learn he's from my home state. Honestly, neither the salad nor the stew struck me as particularly odd.

[@Joshkie2]

It the Mayonnaise that makes it a salad.

[@TheWaifu4Laifu]

@@definitelyajaegerist861 southerner here, why does the midwest hate illinois lol

[@Kringlelicious]

He's west of the Rockies, he used Best Foods mayonnaise. It's Hellmann's east of the Rockies. I've lived in the Midwest all of my life, no one here would eat that shit.

[@ailderwitha5591]

Jack might be the only person in the world who could make "salad" even sadder.

[@snowstormgaming1323]

how many bots are there in this

[@MrNowherethis]

You don't want to see his party cheese "salad" video then.

[@josephbanks1691]

@@snowstormgaming1323 I would guess higher than either of us could count... again a guess...

[@chere100]

I love salad. That was not salad, it was sa-sad.

[@cisforcringe5645]

salad is good tho

[@pookiehymen4675]

Came here for laughter got me at "sorry children" love this guy.

[@lorenam8028]

"I think by "tang" he mean diarrhea" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to pause, can't stop laughing...

[@sharkiewhite5333]

Surprisingly, this isn't the worst he's done. He once cooked a $3 steak from a dollar store, he ate extremely undercooked chicken, and he also made the dreaded Party Cheese Salad. Beware.

[@christophermoses944]

I came here because comment about that undercooked chicken he ate before. That might be too much for Uncle Roger.

[@juliat6444]

undercooked chicken?? I need to see that video

[@dumpsterjedi6148]

@@christophermoses944 thank you for your service brave soldier

[@LoucheWoman]

A dollar store... that sells STEAK? whut

[@KenjiShinomori]

His enchiladas offend my entire culture tbh

[@TheRagingCracker]

That damn "bean salad" curdled my stomach faster then a bottle of milk left out in the summertime sun...

[@anitagray459]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonquilgemstone]

That salad will probably curdle, too. Mayo and vinegar on a hot summer day 🤢

[@justsomeguy2825]

What I love about stew is how you can put essentially whatever meats and vegetables you want into it, as the flavors will melt together. The caveat is that you first need to know how to cook stew.

[@ChibiPanda8888]

And it's literally one of the most simple dishes out there.

[@Cryptid_Renfri]

I've been seeing your thumbnails for years but never clicked. Glad I finally ended up watching some of your content being reacted to buy another KZbinr. You're fucking hilarious. Wit sharper than any knife.

[@flufflewarrior]

My grandma loves bean salad and really makes it good. (Green beans, a bit of onion, vinegar, oil... you get the idea) I showed her this .... "recipe" and she threatend to disown me if I ever show her "something as horrible and disgusting" ever again. Love you grandma

[@kristenlogan2594]

Exactly what I thought. I know bean salad and sir that is no bean salad it's schlop.

[@samrudh7177]

lmao w grandma

[@daniel-ino]

You can also add a bit of cream to that recipe .. try it in a small batch

[@daimao5184]

If it were my grandma, she would stop making "plenty" of food for me

[@malevolentsnow9867]

That’s because everyone knows bean salad isn’t made with pork and beans!😂 That was a crime against humanity.

[@zhumin3557]

I love how this is one of the videos where you can legitimately see Uncle Roger's shock being completely genuine.

[@davidg405]

He was so shocked, he broke character and dropped the fake accent.

[@chloeliew6975]

When i can count Uncle Roger's separate visible shocked/horrified expressions its a bad video (as in, the video being reacted to)

[@HungerGamesFan88]

just desperately trying to keep character in the face of The Horrors

[@Iyiouseismouse]

That Fritzl soup joke was savage! You made me feel bad for laughing 😢

[@adrianhempfing2042]

Uncle roger + Kay + Jack = ultimate collab

[@fatfurie]

i just watched this guy put a 150 day old rotten beef brisket into a chili and serve it at a chili cook out. he was overly upset that he didnt win. im overly surprised he didnt kill someone.

[@josemaria8177]

That video is amazing. "I can tell you right now that I am not going to win. Why? Number 1: I don't cheat" is THE cooking with Jack quote

[@stomppie]

Ew what?!

[@kipechawolfeortiz8791]

Sauce? Lemme see that shit there ain't no way someone didn't fuckin die

[@lostwithyou1357]

@@kipechawolfeortiz8791Search Church chill

[@Henkact-]

i don't know if this is correct or not but i have heard that THAT brisket was 14 months old, so over a year old brisket if the info i heard is correct

[@beebledog471]

As a wise man once said, “You can’t eat at everybody’s house.”

[@Sarcophagus74]

If I see anyone putting mayo in baked beans, I am calling the fucking cops!

[@Scanvas3]

It was only a matter of time until he finds out about Cooking with Jack. And that time has finally come.

[@Gogettor]

Needs King Cobra now

[@hayato8452]

We only need Kay's Cooking to complete the Nightmare Duo now. Unless he made one already and i didn't see, in that case it's already done.

[@-fsa-3615]

@@hayato8452 He saw two

[@Gogettor]

@@hayato8452 he did. Special fried rice

[@mrblackmamba117]

@Anti Degenerate wtf bro

[@ellersliewong9570]

the fact that he sounds so impressed and happy with his food concerns me

[@lieferal4984]

What concerns me more is that he's doing this whilst aware that he has diabetes and he suffers from having strokes too.

[@orchadorkification]

I actually thought he was clearly acting and was having trouble swallowing 😂😂😂

[@Brazil92]

Yall do realise these videos are just jokes

[@wardenunknown]

@@Brazil92 I know the average person does this to try and save themselves from the sanity, but I am unfortunate to report that he is no how to basic. There's a while slew of problems that goes on with this man, from his domestic abuse claims, his stroke issues, the fact he is a diabetic, and all his frequent arguments with his wife. But if you really want to see if he's joking or not, then see his appearance in Shark Tank Also really, there's no real way to ironically eat actual raw meat

[@Brazil92]

@@wardenunknown I know he's a massive leach, I honestly don't know why I wrote this??

[@pilarthepuppyguru7065]

jack: send a pic of your garbage stew me: takes a pic of trash can

[@MohitNakhare]

i prefer adding a comment to it saying "look i made it better than you now stop doing this shit"

[@junehalog024]

Well... Just for some context, here in PH, we have a traditional dish called 'Ginamay' or more known as 'Menudo'. It is a pork stew recipe where normally we put potatoes and carrots and raisins but there is a variation where we add hotdogs in the stew as well so hotdog on stew is... Well it's okay if you know how to work your way in using the hotdog or sausage into the recipe...

[@Linuxdirk]

I thought I have low standards when it comes to cooking for myself, but Jack is on a whole new level ...

[@PolluxYT955]

Yeah xd

[@Wulthrin]

if this was the only food in the world on offer i would starve to death

[@nolo1337]

Standards? Jack? 🤣

[@ImAnOcean]

well it looks like you havent met katy yet

[@meanjean3023]

@@ImAnOcean I’d rather eat raw rice and burnt garlic then that bean thing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Insomniaaron]

In regards to the bean salad, it's actually a neat skill to make something that looks the same going out as it does going in.

[@Telcomvic]

This has to be the best comment---ever! 🏆⭐👍

[@blacknight85]

After watching August the duck review cooking with Jack for so long.... Having uncle Roger do it is like hitting the KZbin lottery.

[@staubinmichael637]

I appreciate the review 🤣🤣🤣👌

[@d0ct0rwh0dat]

I love how he uses the onion chopper to do all the work, then he looks at how it’s cut and says “that’s pretty good” as if he is some well trained chef admiring his knife work.

[@leesteal4458]

Lol

[@affenzahn5969]

notice the knives in the background at the beginning of the video? uncle roger didn‘t lie when he said this guy owns 20 knives on display but still uses this shit device

[@d0ct0rwh0dat]

@@affenzahn5969 oh I know, it just made me laugh out loud when he is admiring his handy work, like he did something.

[@kh_qft762]

@@affenzahn5969 Shit device? Seems to work pretty well to me. Must be great to do onion/carrot/celery/pepper etc. etc.

[@herbosmoker848]

Hahaha

[@cowgirl5155]

I feel like this is the first time I've actually seen a slap chop being used outside of an infomercial

[@MissZerglot]

I actually own one and I much prefer using it over dicing several onions by hand sometimes. 😂😂

[@FlexibleToast]

@@MissZerglot I could see that if you're chopping a bunch of ingredients. For just 1/4 onion I'm not going to bother dirtying another utensil though..

[@MissZerglot]

@@FlexibleToast Yea 100% 😂

[@MimiYuYu]

You’re going to love my nuts

[@platedlizard]

I used to use one for processing pet food (for birds, reptiles that eat vegetables, etc) and it’s good for that, but even then I never used it to make human food lol In the end they’re hard to clean well so the ease of chopping up a lot of veggies fast was completely beat by the difficulty of cleaning the damn thing so I went back to a heavy knife for chopping and haven’t gone back

[@williampremo2197]

I found Uncle Roger by accident and love this. Hilarious and informative.

[@user-jh1rf9pu5x]

Some people have sassy aunt personality, Uncle Roger has sassy uncle personality

[@artemisxo6734]

you know it's bad when uncle roger starts explaining the basics of western cooking tradition

[@SatieSatie]

😂

[@rebeccacain7713]

😂 yeah insult to our ancestors

[@chris.c6]

I'm so happy uncle Roger came across Jack's channel. People must know about the crimes jack commits in his kitchen lol.

[@speedy_fast]

Everyone talks about jacks kitchen crimes against humanity, but nobody talks about Kay’s Cooking

[@troyounce3295]

Nobody talks about Jack abusing his son

[@monokilled]

He can't keep getting away with it!!!!!!

[@Fatman221]

GET THE MAN A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR EVERY KITCHEN NATION WIDE!!!!

[@bigteddy217]

straight up murder scene damn

[@SleepyT23]

I just discovered this channel, but I already know this is going to be one that stays in my rotation.

[@angryduck4475]

my powewr went out when it started, it was warning me

[@anarchist_parable]

Kay will always be my favorite. The way she paired that burnt garlic with the raw rice was just *chef's kiss* 😙🤌🏾

[@luxuryiskey2082]

😂 💀

[@shellyboggs9093]

Kay has up a new fried rice video up. The look on her son’s face when he tries it, it’s like he had never had food before lol

[@resourcedragon]

But this guy is vying for the title of worst cook on KZbin.

[@coreyw5981]

@@shellyboggs9093 like newer than the second rendition?

[@shellyboggs9093]

@@coreyw5981 both are bad but at least the second one the rice was not raw. The look on her sons face is almost comical, like this is the first thing that even resembles food.

[@nessamarie-annealonso586]

I felt physically ill when he threw that mayo on the beans.

[@jak1165]

It made me want to give up eating forever

[@Thomas-zt7dm]

Especially when he tooks portion of fat out the beans already like what does this man think is in mayo

[@nessamarie-annealonso586]

@@jak1165 same feels.

[@nessamarie-annealonso586]

@@Thomas-zt7dm I puked inside my mouth a little when he did that.

[@jeffredfern3744]

It's not a "salad" if there's no mayo.

[@Mang0jo]

As soon as I saw the slap chop, I lost all hope, and died laughing at the same time

[@pablopablo3834]

The craziest thing is this dude legitimately thinks he is a good cook.

[@JohnnyStrelok]

There's no way, it's gotta be a bit. He's bad on purpose because good cooking shows are a dime a dozen, but being THIS BAD is truly unique.

[@Joe-xp6un]

@@JohnnyStrelok it's the real deal, he even had his own failed spice line using a Bitmoji of himself as a mascot, which he got sued for

[@thatmexicanteacher1227]

This is the same guy who thinks that wiping the counter down with a old wet cloths is cleaning. I don’t want to know what his kitchen smells like🤢

[@Stpovrreacting]

@@JohnnyStrelok plankton

[@yesdeere1376]

A lot of people think a lot of crazy shit these days. This clown falls into the new norm just fine.

[@gjl4101]

"Uncle Roger always say cook with feeling, but his feeling all wrong. " Bruh that killed me😂

[@timtimtimmay4654]

Dude was feeling broke😅

[@supraenjoyer223]

@mrnigelng 🅥 very sus webstite..

[@gjl4101]

@@supraenjoyer223 dont click that’s a fake bot

[@thejerk9154]

I had to basically rob my Grandma's old utensils

[@upgrade.titan.tv.man.pun8856]

Why does Uncle Rodger looks like he's in the toilet

[@Cart3rNunyabusiness]

I literally thought that 2

[@this_is_patrick]

This guy is one of the KZbin OGs. He's been making videos since 2007, way back when the term 'content creator' hadn't even existed yet.

[@Shadow_wo1f05]

And yet jack still haven’t learn how to cook lol

[@thifalfayi4800]

@@Shadow_wo1f05 😂😂😂

[@AGULL]

Glad i never heard of him

[@yomuthabyotch]

hadn't*

[@ds_the_rn]

He’s not serious, right? He’s just joking around, right? He had to differentiate himself from other channels, and he did it!

[@onkarkulkarni24]

4:31 "What in the American" 😂😂😂 I'm gonna use that now!

[@dmonsterlove]

As an American, we do not claim him

[@dmonsterlove]

Unless he's a veteran

[@TheSleepSteward]

Nephew Jack has been in some real hot water these past few months. Yikes.

[@Thundercun7]

"Who your family, pack of stray dogs?!" Had me dying 🤣 😭

[@adrianhempfing2042]

Poor doggies , deserve better

[@georgetheanimator]

Even a family of raccoons don't deserve this treatment

[@user-uz6xf5hq3y]

Give it to the family of lava

[@Nomkhosi_]

​@@user-uz6xf5hq3yeven the lava don't deserve that🤚😔

[@rebeccacain7713]

I doubt stray dogs would even eat this 😂

[@Khedran]

@11:58 he forcibly chews, literally almost gets sick, covers his mouth and immediately cuts. Disgusting.

[@tomauty1296]

The reference to and comparing his onion chopping device with a fleshlight 😂😂

[@MichelleBurlingame]

When I was a kid and my parents were very poor and in their mid 20s, we definitely made what we called “garbage soup.” It’s not something you make because you want it, you make it because you need to eat and letting veggies or meat go off isn’t an option. I will say, at least we never put hot dogs in it. 😂

[@Ari_Dupree]

We used to call it stone soup. XD

[@lordsergal8783]

@@Ari_Dupree I used to love the stone soup story as a kid!

[@raccoonking7566]

The concept makes sense, the problem is the way Jack executes it. He could've fried off the meat and browned it, then fried off the veggies, deglaze with the beer, maybe make bone stock from the leftover turkey and add that stock into the stew, maybe add some dried herbs, braise it for a few hours and you'd have a pretty decent dish. TBH most stews were made when peasants just tossed stuff they had left over into a pot and cooked it for a few hours. Stews are pretty easy to make, and pretty hard to mess up (stews are my favorite type of dish to make). Jack managed to do it somehow.

[@iameartchan]

@@raccoonking7566 some rare talent he has there: screwing stew up

[@austinluther5825]

@@lordsergal8783 I remember my elementary school did it as a play. My brother was one of the soldiers.

[@eddievergara5509]

As someone who eats beans for side dish, I'm appalled and disgusted that Jack mix beans and mayonnaise for salad.

[@JordanJack185]

Don’t forget the vinegar 🤮

[@2269tah]

Actually, this was well known as one of the "Depression Foods" back in during the American Great Depression. It was then "rediscovered" during the hard times of WW2 food rationing. So while in today's standards this will not appeal to most people, it was a source of nutrients during hard times. Just thought I would give a little food history lesson 😁😁

[@rubysantiago2766]

And Vinegar 😢

[@anujmchitale]

@@2269tah Still wouldn't add mayonnaise to beans and make it horrible.

[@Skelath]

Here I am fit and 71kgs, eating 2 meals in a 2 hour time frame a day on keto, which includes oats, noodles, steak, chicken, eggs, all cooked and seasoned, easily being able to go 48 plus hours without eating and no hunger pains (a byproduct of Keto making your circulatory system more acidic). And I have guys like Jack telling me I'm in misery and saying they prefer a life of eating so called luxury food than a life of misery by being thin. I used to be 110kgs, I used to eat 4-5 times a day I'd get mad hungry if I went 2-3 hours without food, I used to get a sweat on just by tying my shoes or making my bed, would huff and puff on a 3 minute walk, screw going back to that life. I still eat fast food twice a week, just given up on slop like 2 minute noodles, peanut butter sandwiches, garbage cereals, lazy microwaved hard as leather food, absolutely no regrets, ain't convincing me that majority of big people are spending an hour to properly prepare and cook food.

[@ForSty60]

Uncle Roger:Chopping onions with that flashlight 2 seconds later sorry children

[@gloriabosco3160]

Garbage stew, serve this to your family. Uncle Roger: "Who,s your family, a pack of stray dogs?"

[@sp00kyg1rl]

Your face when you break character “sorry children” 💀 Honestly you’re probably one of the most adorable KZbinrs, dirty jokes and all ❤

[@JohnnyStrelok]

Nice try, Auntie Helen. You had your chance, no use getting on KZbin alts now.

[@juniorgonzales9413]

Dwn di dude at Sry dry

[@tdb4763]

If you're trying to flirt with him Kate just ask for his number. No one cares that you think he's adorable

[@sp00kyg1rl]

@@tdb4763 who hurt you? 😂 I appreciate the content creator, I left a nice message. Does this affect you?

[@sp00kyg1rl]

@@JohnnyStrelok 😂😂

[@everettmartin8402]

“Who your family? Stray dog?” Had me rolling 🤣

[@levilandes1719]

My brain won't stop making the alarm sound from metal gear.

[@JDRockinfeller]

You absolutely crack me up, man.I love it!!!!

[@ryanegeler6059]

I feel the most egregious part of that stew was the fact the guy didn't salt and pepper the damn thing at all at any time during the cooking process lol

[@Mr371312]

"The meat is already salty" and totally enough lmao

[@Knogooseness]

To be fair Cajun seasoning has a ton of salt and black pepper in it already

[@cardboard2night]

I don't know how much salt does cajun seasoning has... But maybe it's enough? 🤔

[@nick-vv1lz]

Cajun seasoning has salt and pepper

[@satadrubanerjee6228]

pay attention

[@idontevenknow9576]

I like how he thinks the rotting onion would ruin his stew, while he’s perfectly fine with serving chili with a year-old, rotting brisket to his church chili cookoff and expected that chili would win

[@ar-sithf.austin3744]

This guy will go down as the only online "cook" in history to have the health department shut the kitchen in his house down.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

He doesn't even wash his plates, he'll re-use the same plate that had the bleeding raw chicken on it and eat off it, despite the obvious blood stains still on the plate.

[@CheshireTheMaid]

​@@ar-sithf.austin3744did that actually happen?

[@sk-sm9sh]

I kinda curious what he later did with that peace of pork fat that he just tossed over to remove from the beans. I somehow suspect some weeks later he picked it up from under the fridge to use in one of his many original stews. He wouldn't be just buying beans with pork and throwing pork away when he could just buy plain beans.

[@KaosDeathLord]

That's nasty.

[@jersey5799]

😂😂😂😂uncle Roger you’re a riot I look forward to watching your channel

[@astorcoklaat]

“Are you making salad or prison food?” 😭🤣

[@ninetiesdude.]

I knew the day would come where Uncle Roger would discover Cooking with Jack. I've been watching his catastrophes against cooking for years and can't get enough. He's the ultimate guilty pleasure of mine along Kays Cooking. Watching those two makes me feel like I'm Thomas Keller.

[@chitownRB33]

Is it all like real?? Or is it all trolling?? It’s crazy to think his vids aren’t just bait….

[@catpoke9557]

@@chitownRB33 He's legit. He was even on a cooking competition and everything. He also lost, and cried.

[@chitownRB33]

@@catpoke9557 good…he’s a disgrace

[@rayelgatubelo]

Uncle Roger: "Have you ever had hot dog stew?" Koreans: Budae jjigae! Singaporeans: I put hot dogs in my hot pot! Filipinos: I put hot dog on my spaghetti!

[@stepchildofsoul]

State Hospital Patients: I'm taking my hotdogs out for a walk!

[@HiddenAgendas]

Lol so all who have been colonized by the west and forced to eat slave food

[@obsidianwing]

Germany: we eat Sausage Stew with tomatoes, potatoes, peas, and Carrots.

[@RickMICROTECH]

I dare you to make budae jjigae with Oscar Mayer weiners.

[@divyap4357]

Atleast the stuff in Budae jjigae goes together. This dude's garbage stew lives up to its name 🤢🤮

[@billystrain]

hot dogs were used in stews during the great depression I think the name of one type of stew was called Hoover stew. meat was hard to come by and when available was costly so hot dogs being cheap were used.

[@rvrmdude]

Uncle Roger is the angry video game nerd of cooking.

[@Delnevo420]

the fact Jack has a Slap Chop makes it infinitely better

[@tribalypredisposed]

Jack spent ten dollars for his set of knives and ten dollars on his slap chop.

[@brandipityha9457]

slop chop is useful, dk why people hate on it. When cutting a lot of stuff it could save you a lot of time. Takes you what, 2-3 mins to cut something up fine? slap chop 3 seconds x 5-6 items literally saving 10-30minutes for cooking.

[@OURBENEFACT0RS]

@@brandipityha9457 It's better to develop knife skills, which will enable you to be as fast as a slap chop, with more uses and also being easier to clean and keep sharp. The slap chop is a TV gimmick

[@WerewolfLord]

Uncle Roger: "I think it looks like sex toy." Vince: "You're gonna love my nuts."

[@satyakisil9711]

"You're gonna love my nuts." ~Harry's razors.

[@bammbamm1226]

Love how he just adds mayo,onions and vinegar to beans and tries to call it a salad. I smoke a lot of weed and I wouldn’t even think of that kinda crap

[@JoeFranklin1]

He said he don't wanna waste food. But he doesn't know the food would rather be in the dumpster behind his house than in that stew.

[@timborski1210]

I lost it at "Isis hostage video better quality" lmfao

[@geofff.3343]

I love how he doesn't want to ruin the dish with a rotting onion, but I've seen this man eat raw chicken and like it.

[@tylisirn]

I mean, raw chicken isn't necessarily a bad *flavour.* Raw chicken sushi and chicken sashimi are a thing in Japan. It's just not great idea to eat chickens raw that haven't been specifically grown for that for other reasons (namely salmonella).

[@justjohnny420]

@@tylisirn He's had multiple strokes and still can't cook a chicken

[@cacabussa2391]

He probably is immune to any kind of disease by now

[@findinghappiness4800]

​@tylisirn so from my understanding they source the chicken that tests it first to make sure ot doesn't have salmonella... but personally I would still not try it considering

[@lordBritish1]

@@findinghappiness4800 that costs a lot of money. The average person is not allowed to to do that most of us would have to send it to lab that cost a lot of money

[@maximize3527]

Even if jack cooked for me every day, I would die of starvation.

[@imanmanimanman7667]

😰😰😰

[@jefferycrouse4652]

You'd die of food poisoning first. He could pour you a glass of water and still give you salmonella somehow

[@mr.reality9741]

F’n A!! I need Jack to move in with me, cook everyday, so I can lose this 20#!!

[@thebloodyquill7455]

It's either that or salmonella.

[@laquicha8159]

Lol the slap chopper is in my cupboard and as a result I still have all my fingers.