Andy Parsons

andy parsons very funny man

[@willwilliams9691]

Didn't know much about Andy Parsons until Mock the Week and, oh boy, what a sharp mind he has! Knowledgeable, excellent timing, brilliant follow-ups, witty put-downs - and a gentleman.

[@ghomerhust]

he's got a deep sense of sarcasm that i really enjoy

[@piranha5211]

"Some comedians DO pay their taxes" -- that joke at Jimmy Carr's expense will probably never get old.

[@MLB9000]

Not to mention Ken Dodd

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

Funny how even now 8yrs later we still knew he was talking about Jimmy. I am not even English

[@paulamer870]

Or Ken Dodd!!!!!

[@tramlad2]

Fantastic comedian, miss him on TV absolute genius at times

[@LucaTurilli89]

He quit MTW because it started being too repetitive, right?

[@UKKC80s]

@@LucaTurilli89 like his jokes on it then.. Seemed the same, and scripted. Looks like he had more fun here, seemed to enjoy it and was relaxed. Much better 5 minutes in than anything I've seen of him on mock the week...

[@deborahduthie4519]

I laughed out loud, al of the way through. Fantastic humorist. Brilliant.

[@geminiXXX]

I think he is absolutely brilliant!

[@alfredotebasco]

I love his delivery, very distinctive

[@snerper]

I'd forgotten how funny Andy was, thanks for the reminder!

[@maccoll3644]

Very funny man! Thanks for sharing.

[@TapManDancer]

I loved his East Enders audition speech - hilarious and very well done.

[@DawnsonRPGs]

Andy Parsons for PM 2020!

[@anthonyhazlewood5788]

He's a bloody funny comedian... Loved it... Pity it's not all there.....

[@thenibnetwork4638]

Dude. You murdered that set! Awesome!

[@andy6576]

I'll be honest, I never really rated Parsons on "Mock the Week", but this is a solid set and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Nice to be surprised in a positive way!

[@christophgamingandmore]

Nice of you to say Mr parsons

[@DJTrumpetInDaHouse]

@@christophgamingandmore I’m not authorised to tell you that

[@ghomerhust]

i enjoyed him on MTW, but i feel that this open stage is where he's really at home. this was an excellent set

[@cannaweallgetalong7168]

Love Andy!💙 nice tax jab!🤣😎☮✌

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

I think Andy parsons is always a great funny man

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

my favourite place is on the sofa with a cuppa watching something a bit dull that will hypnotise me to sleep.

[@katynewt]

5:28 Nice jab at Jimmy Carr there... 😏

[@robotmad]

Russell Howard does not come anywhere close.

[@stephenduggan86]

Very likeable guy

[@TrikeRoadPoet]

Fun, enjoyed it all.

[@StevieRevbo]

he's dead right about the banks!

[@pearlieford9692]

He’s very good…how he remember it all so quickly!……good memory.

[@TapManDancer]

Great video, but how disappointing to get most of the way through this to find it ends abruptly. I want my money back!

[@bittersweet1369]

Nah, U want Ya nickel-Back mate !!

[@billyandrew]

@@bittersweet1369 I see what you did there. 😜😂😂😂

[@susanjon8119]

Hilarious 😂😄😆

[@Improveng1]

Some person, much wiser than me, said that if you have got nothing nice to say about someone, then better not say anything at all, or, words to that effect, so I'll say nothing!

[@platinumpatience5307]

How he isn't one of the biggest comedians to ever be popularised from mock the week, I'll never understand. It baffles me how he hasn't been but Katherine Ryan & Josh Widdecombe have?🤔

[@paulwwwynne]

I don't find him funny on the panel shows, but this is very good.

[@UKKC80s]

@@paulwwwynne same here, maybe that's why he needs more exposure on the circuit and live shows, cos he's better than the panel shows give him credit for, and in my opinion they restrict him. He needs more exposure or to do more tours as clearly had a bad press with panel shows and he's been pigeon holed in, that's probably restricted him S how he's been marketed and comes across. Deffo needs freedom to express himself.

[@ghomerhust]

@@paulwwwynne i liked him on MTW, but the open stage like this, that's his proper setting. he's excellent here.

[@ghomerhust]

Ryan was marginally funny to me, Widdecombe was much better IMO on a panel show, but on an open stage, Andy really is in his grove. this was an excellent set

[@SkipSpotter]

A comedian with a high IQ.

[@MrPaulDewdney]

brilliant

[@putuch]

Pulling that strip reavealed your charging points, still could beat you at drifting

[@alfiefletcher7513]

One of the contributing factors of this is the fact that you're a man Well there's very little I can do about that... XD I lost it! LOL

[@jac-henryowens9300]

Justice for Gary! XD

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

i have had a check up and after going up a hill and then having that machine that has a strap that goes around your arm and squeezes your arm till you cant feel it and the doc says oh you seem to have slightly high blood pressure.I am tired and the doc has me strapped to a machine that is cutting off the circulation to my arm i am not surprised my blood pressure is up

[@andycampsall3832]

Who shares half a video?....where’s the end? This routine has made me change my mind about Andy Parsons..... Genius, funny, entertaining and engaging loved it 😂😂

[@dudessjoddie]

You’re watching an illegal video stop complaining & pay for it if you want all of it.

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@dudessjoddie isn't this legal?

[@dudessjoddie]

EvolutionHasEvidence Opinion_is_opinion Did you pay for it?

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@dudessjoddie where's the checkout?

[@TheRealJoseramirez]

@@dudessjoddie Do.one.

[@loungejay8555]

I've come here straight from watching an Alistair McGowan impression of Andy Parsons just to remind myself of what he sounds like and if the impression was accurate. It was.

[@Ragnarok6664]

🍻👍🏻

[@John_Smith_86]

Video ends before the actual end of the standup, presumably due to copyright issues.

[@jo18533]

Oh my God The Daily Mail!

[@1969Kismet]

What the...?!!! Where's the end? That was brutal, just mid-sentence!

[@sallyf8194]

Haha it’s like those horror movies that end with everyone dead and you never see who the killer actually is, I’ve seen two of those, so annoying.

[@1969Kismet]

@@sallyf8194 I'm not usually violent but this one got me so much that I'd have tarred and feathered the eejit, to say the least.

[@Prettypaigexxx]

My dad sounds like this guy when he shouts and I cant take him seriously

[@billyandrew]

😜😂😂😂

[@teipeu9033]

I get Hank Azeria vibes from the Kendall Mint Cake bit.

[@andrewdawe8667]

I am Australian and have always loved his banter and humor, especially on Mock the Week. But I didn't know he had his hair stripped and then a polish. I am nearly there but I am holding of for the moment.

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

i must admit that when i am high up some where there is a bit of me wondering what its like to fly.Its a very small bit but its scary

[@billyandrew]

*"Go on, jump...I bet you can fly"* That's what *I* hear in my head. 😜😂😂😂

[@craftygeek5705]

What will we never notice on the dvd ahhhhhh

[@neilfleming2787]

wow, that cut off a bit abruptly

[@TomStansfield]

too fckn funny XD XD XD

[@LordBikealot]

The bank - I did exactly the same hehehe 👍

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*Slacktivist [LIVE]* (November 14, 2013)

[@jackfrostcm108]

Where is the rest of this?

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

what are you doing .I am avoiding getting cancer

[@oscartravis5740]

love it, but why does it suddenly stop before the routines have ended?

[@TapManDancer]

Every single one of us must've thought that!

[@samuel10125]

Copyright im assuming.

[@billyandrew]

Illegal upload, probably.

[@reneekoehn8397]

Get GLITTER cannons lol ^_^

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

people buy mega expensive watches that can do all sorts when there are clocks everywhere and your phone has a clock.Its just jewllery that mostly men can wear and if its chunky and expensive then thats great.These hunks of metal cost ridiculous money and its just a status symbol.

[@RIXRADvidz]

it wouldn't be a status symbol if it didn't cost ridiculous money.

[@billyandrew]

I prefer pocket watches, eleven of them and nothing over £20. Same with ten wristwatches...cheap and cheerful. Obviously, I don't wear them at the same time.

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

i dont do parachuting base jumping bunjy jumping moutain climbing.One im getting too old for that sort of thing .Two i am accident prone so i avoid potentially dangerous situationsfor the most part unless my passion for something or someone takes over then some things are ok but not any of the above

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

some people just cant have enough .I know someone that seems to have a pathological need for the latest gadget especially when it comes to phones and tablets and then theres things like V.R headsets smart watches and the weird spy in the home alexa and she has two of those.There is no real practical reason to have a bunch internet connected mics in a box that record your voice.Oh it can dim the lights.I can do that .Oh it can play music .I have a stereo and unlike alexa when i put on electro hip hop swing thats what i get.alexa play electro hip hop swing ..Nothing .alexa play electro hip hop swing .Then alexa plays something but its not electro hip hop swing.It can give you information and answer your questions .Well i have google and when i ask alexa .alexa do you work for the cia nsa fbi mi5 mi6 it used to shut down then it used to tell you what those agencies were and then another time i asked it just said that it didnt have that information.My friend likes her privacy but then she puts a device in her flat that records her and is a bit fuzzy about who is listening.She wears a smart watch which is an expensive electronic tag to add to the smart phone that leaks data 24 7.I really dont get it.

[@billyandrew]

Afraid of her own thoughts or company, by the sounds of it...someone that never grew accustomed to being in their own skin, needing constant affirmation to try justify her existence. How dreadful for her, still, we should be thankful for small mercies, in that she is unaware of how crippled she has become.

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

@@billyandrew I wouldnt go that far as she is otherwise quite normal but being keen on privacy one minute and then the next having something like alexa in your house is a contradiction i will agree on that.

[@MrEieio44]

This guy gets a lot of negative comments...never seen " mock.......", so haven't seen any of this material before. I watched the whole thing......found him pretty funny. Maybe the ppl that didn't like his material are the ones that think the likes of " Classic Brit " comedy..like steptoe and son is funnier.

[@ryanmccallum8191]

He's a funny guy, but he struggles to be witty and quick on his feet during some sections of mock. Boyle and Dennis would nail it. But even those two would struggle to outwit the likes of Jimmy Carr and Frank skinner in a toe to toe roasting. But Andy is very funny as a stand up when playing to his own crowd.

[@billyandrew]

@@ryanmccallum8191 Frankie can handle himself, but Hugh is a bit more genteel.

[@andrewbloom7694]

"Some comedians DO pay their taxes" well i was wondering what year this was from but I think I've answered that lol

[@fiskrond9212]

Randy Pa Sons

[@TheRealJoseramirez]

Brllliant. Be better if it went to the end though. Wtf is that about????

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

yeah coz some comedians do pay their taxes.Brilliant

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

if one gets an unexpected or badly timed erection then i suggest that you place your appendage against your stomach along the line of your trousers fly.This works best with closer fitting briefs and closer fitting trousers so as to keep said swelling in place and better hidden though if your above average this might not be a good choice

[@Panthror]

52:00 Well Andy, you got kind of what you wanted, except it's not Boris Johnson but Donald Trump.

[@Liderligelort]

Donald. J. Trump is the IMAGE we should all be tryna follow... Immigration is not the way, if your country is ALREADY overpopulated. DONT LET ANYMORE IN!

[@MezMcG]

@@Liderligelort Overpopulation everywhere is caused by overbreeding. If your country is already overpopulated - tie an effing knot in it!!

[@sixstringedthing]

Surprise!

[@cdevil9488]

@@Liderligelort Do your homework. Trump doesn't have a problem with immigration, he has a problem with BROWN PEOPLE immigrating. He's openly said he wants more people from white majority countries like Norway and fewer people from Africa.

[@brandon_valiente]

Beefy Fuck off, no he's not.

[@UKKC80s]

This is better than his mock the week or apollo stuff. He seems wooden on TV and almost scripted, nice to see him with a good set and freedom where he can improve if needs be, I'll deffo give his stand up a watch, it can't bri g myself to watch his mock the week. Surprised, he's actually a quite decent stand up. Changed my mind. You've made a new fan Andy, albeit your stand up shows, TV stuff I'm still on the fence.

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

it actually is a bit brave for a man that sees himself as straight admitting that a mans foot massage has set him off.Our bodies often react automatically to various stimuli.It doesnt mean anything except that your body is working normally.

[@codrinn9999]

You're gay

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

just about everything causes cancer these days.All you can do is expend more energy than you put in and in all things moderation is key.It does help if supposedly clean cars that car tests and politicians said were clean actually were clean instead of being filthy and pumping out carcinegens and then the owners of these four wheeled death machines get fined by new anti polluting zones when they use the cars the were conned into buying and now cant give away.

[@miscellaneous.7127]

As a Cumbrian, I love Kendal Mintcake and I live by it.

[@chriswilkes2438]

It's just sugar!

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

i have a slight problem .When i go to get my hair done .When i get my hair washed if the person is attractive male or female and they have a good technique i will be in great danger of moaning with pleasure and it takes a lot of concentration not to make any noise or squirm in the seat.My whole head is very receptive in skilled hands and it can be a bit embarresing if the hairdresser sets me off.

[@billyandrew]

Massages worked in the case of my ex, particularly her feet. I'm too ticklish, but when having my hair cut, washed or massaged I drift off to sleep without fail. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@grahamparr3933]

Stand up comedy, oh he is standing up😂

[@susanjon8119]

Here in the future where nothing is funny because of the pandemic killing everyone he's not bad concidering be safe wear a mask and don't socialize Aloha ❤️

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

the British might be reserved in public but online like facebook or others they will tell you everything.They like privacy but seem oblivious that eveything they do online is recorded.Their phones tell the world where they are.Their tv tell all and sundry what they watch.Alexa records what they say.Just dont try and strike up a conversation with them on the tube.

[@billyandrew]

I have to take you to task there, young lady, I'm sorry. The English, in general, are somewhat reserved, although, as in all walks of life, there are many exceptions. However, we Scots, (except, again generalising, for Edinburgh) the Irish and Welsh are loqacious and friendly, 😘😜😂

[@tricia359]

Did anyone else have to stop to Google kendal mint cake?

[@lefthome3191]

I had heard about it on QI

[@billyandrew]

Climbers, walkers, campers, survivalists...well known among them...as well as those living in Kendall and it's surrounds.

[@oberon5657]

It's a classic subject for Jack Dee. Well worth listening to his material!

[@_barncat]

crowd seems a bit dead

[@stenoch]

Without further to-do?

[@krisishd762]

shut up david

[@RIXRADvidz]

@@krisishd762 Harsh.

[@RIXRADvidz]

yes, we're all done with toils and tasks, now we can sit back and enjoy the moment, some think the saying is ''without further adieu'' now you know. ignore rude people, they suck.

[@dudessjoddie]

Well yeah, there’s nothing left to do but to go on stage? Adieu means goodbye so it isn’t going to be ‘Without further goodbye’ is it 🙄😂

[@nadinewesterveld5597]

@@dudessjoddie I think it's Without further ado (ado as in fuss/commotion)

[@johnmjones1604]

its pronouced Arrowgate

[@zarakikon6352]

Quiet enjoyed this video so thanks for that :D But I've heard some of these jokes before on Mock the Week. Why do these comedians keep re-using the same jokes ?

[@kefln]

Why do singers keep singing the same songs? Jokes are difficult to create and to get right, variations of what works become foundational, especially for recorded shows. And not everyone would have heard the routine before, so a lot of people would be hearing them for the first time, or at the very least, for the first time in a long time.

[@jhjmd1961]

I agree with the comment below well said

[@jhjmd1961]

Uhhhhh. “Above comment” not below ......., well , 2 above now......

[@adamthreapleton9149]

@@kefln Do you do the same thing at work all the time? Or do you learn a new task for every time you go to work?

[@kefln]

@@adamthreapleton9149 and someone didn't read a comment before replying. I defend comedians using the same jokes and get a response from someone trying to compare "average" work to comedians.

[@Tht1Gy]

It ends mid-joke? WTF? Otherwise, good set.😄😄

[@comfortouch]

I had to google 'kendal mint cake', ...anyone else?

[@nadinewesterveld5597]

Hang on, it's KENDAL mint cake? I just figured it was CANDLE mint cake, which might have gone some way to explain the taste.

[@YnseSchaap]

It's basically melted sugar with a toothpasty taste it's horrible but keeps you on your feet for miles and miles 😁

[@RawTopShot]

Comedians becoming politicians... UKRAINE anyone?

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

yeah our so called privatised rail service .One of the most expensive rail services in the world is actually subsidised by tax payers .Rail fairs keep going up .Rail service is good here bad there.At the wekend my tube station is closed.If you accidently take the wrong travel card out they will prosecute you and fine you and will not take any notice of what you say.Many rail services will have impenetrable price options and now longer trips are cheaper if you book ahead like a plane .People now commute on modern overcrowded trains instead of old overcrowded trains.There is still no late night tube because unions and some plane fairs are cheaper than some rail fairs.Some privatised rail networks are as or worse than british rail.Shareholders seem to be more important than customers and when the rail networks fuck up its the tax payer and customer that seem to pay.When i was a kid the rail network was old but i was nearly never late getting home unless i did something to delay my trip .Both bus and rail was stupid cheap and again i got about fairly easy though the buses seemed to be a bit less punctual but i could go all over london for very little and it stayed that way for years .Now fairs just keep going up .A new london mayor promises a better service and no fair rises and its always bullshit.No wonder some people on the D.L.R just push through or jump over the barriersI saw a bunch of young men just push the larger bariiers out of the way unconcerned about cctv or transport police but then the police have been cut and you can forget rail staff saying or doing anything

[@billyandrew]

@colinridiculous Don't be ridiculouscolin.

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

i waste a lot of time on my computer and the various phones i have had have at times had pointles games that i have become addicted to.Do not play tetris on your phone .It is extremly addictive and is completly pointless.Before having a laptop and the internet .I would go out .Sometimes just for walks and with no phone on a weekend i could be out all day with no one knowing where i was or when i was coming back or if indeed i was coming back.Isometimes take no tablet no phone and just go for a wander.People should try it .Just break from the collective and dissapear for a few hours .Go on be a bit dangerous

[@billyandrew]

Finding out an awful lot about you. Lmao.

[@johnmjones1604]

Arrogate

[@johnmjones1604]

Or arrogut

[@davenorth8922]

Entertaining? Yes. Amusing? Yes. Funny? No.

[@billyandrew]

Each to their own. There was a time I didn't find him funny either, years ago, but do now.

[@RossRossiter]

D I R E

[@lenngrace7159]

About as funny as gonorrhea

[@IETCHX69]

This is the part of life that is not funny .A lot of things in life are funny . A lot . see ya

[@MetteC5]

yawn

[@alanroberts2813]

Shite

[@MatthewMcVeagh]

Cut off! Not good.

[@leesawford]

I keep giving this guy a chance as he is so popular so I guessed I must be missing something -but I just don’t get it. His jokes are actually quite funny sometimes, but I just don’t like his delivery or style . He’s just not a funny man ( to me that is ) I’m not messaging this to try and be negative I’m just confused as to why he’s so popular when I think he’s so awful.

[@billyandrew]

Humour is subjective.

[@leesanders1407]

Makes Ed Byrne sound vaguely amusing...and that takes some doing ......poor

[@paulgrieve7031]

Crap

[@6holeunitgumbo916]

rubbish

[@georgedonaldson7220]

Gave up watching at 4 mins. What a bore.

[@billyandrew]

What di.... *Yawn*

[@CichlidStyleForums]

If you don't get it, you don't get it.

[@oskarlibelle1769]

Ricky is funnier than you

[@davidtaylor9960]

This guy just isn't funny. He is an inch above the 'Boring' line but that's it. Talks too much. Tries too hard. Best of luck. Thought the same when I first saw him 20 years ago. Hasn't changed.

[@billyandrew]

And your comedy show is where, exactly?

[@TheHateSpeechChannel]

He is just NOT FUNNY

[@rubytuesday4026]

chris carter ...I think he`s funny,but it wouldn`t do for us all to have the same taste would it ?

[@ginakay1959]

dont watch it then

[@billyandrew]

*Chris carter* He earns a good living, so it looks like he won't be losing any sleep over your comment.

[@margiesays1]

SO unfunny.

[@billyandrew]

Have a humour implant. Kidding, honestly I find some of his stuff funny, but not all of it. Humour is subjective.

[@markseager4519]

How disappointing that this video is of Andy Parsons.....how do people find this man funny? I've had more amusing shits! Least funny man on TV

[@billyandrew]

I'm amused to witness you talk shit, although I'd suggest you do a handstand, so we can see you talking out of your arse as well. Now *that* I'd pay to see!

[@paulgrieve7031]

Crap