Top 10 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jokes That Will NEVER Get Old

[@lucaspajek9613]

Holt is the most hylarious and iconic gay character on the history of comedy shows

[@Sba_w]

i mean i agree but Cameron tucker is as funny as holt

[@adityaseth7406]

heterosexual holt is the best.

[@katoseg3120]

Holt isn’t even just a iconic gay character he’s just an iconic character overall

[@leoguo5070]

Aditya Seth no heterosexual holt is a beast

[@hartejassekhon8907]

Any show *

[@nonapeeters4810]

But seriously, where's ''Scully's Kelly: Wife or dog?''

[@niavheffernan1661]

It’s both

[@danielalvarez4731]

Yesn't

[@cucumberwatermelon]

Yeah it’s both they figured it out in season 7

[@mohammedhumza2936]

Both

[@eimear2856]

Kelly is both

[@broadwaybutterfly310]

The fact that they showed cool cool cool and Teddy proposing to Amy but neither made the list or was an honorable mention was a crime

[@SGeeeDubb]

How Teddy's constant proposals to Amy not being on here is beyond me.

[@adityaseth7406]

Yeah- I also realized that when her cigarette-smoking came up and teddy was there

[@SGeeeDubb]

@@adityaseth7406 haha right, but they focused on the wrong subject for that episode. Especially seeing as that was the perfect snippet of Teddy proposing to her. Amy's cigarette habit is funny, but definitely not a match for this.

[@MsMojo]

We could have made this a top 20 let's be real!

[@DreamsInWild]

Also, "Noice! Toit!" and "cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool", or Jake calling Holt "dad" lol

[@amalzuhair4495]

They even tease us in the honorable mentions

[@malak-ij4lf]

My honorable mentions: -holt's "HOT DAMN" -scully's health (especially calling heart attacks 'oopsies') - "because no one will ever believe you" -"GO BACK INSIDE" "are you saying that to us or the farts?"

[@sarahbarrero8504]

And Scully calling Jake "Jakey"

[@andregiante3940]

Or Terrys "WHY??????!!!!!"

[@georgi1310]

There’s also Holt’t “BONEEEEE!!!” Rant

[@stephenndirangu412]

Awsome scene

[@gislu3020]

Why Booooone is not here?!!!!

[@eloiseinsertcutestuffhere2171]

OMG YESSS

[@Tinytashiii]

Jorge Baque my absolute favorite 😂

[@edifththth]

BOOOOOONNEEEEEE????

[@matteovillella1482]

🔴(SPOILER ALERT)🔴 MsMojo: Their feud will never end Brooklyn 99: Kills off wunch

[@gastly202gaming4]

I was gonna say, she's dead... they won't have a chance to get along

[@UddavP]

Nah but wuntch faked her death so she can win the next Halloween heist

[@blackpowderkun]

Brooklyn 99: Flashbacks exist.

[@tonyblake7569]

@@UddavP honestly since Holt saw her body I kinda expected her to be alive at the end and say that was just a dead goat and Holt says that must be why it looked exactly like her.

[@ioantaf4150]

She had to return to her guarding duties in Hades.

[@jyt9007]

I pray this show never ends

[@niavheffernan1661]

I hope it gets at least 9 seasons but definitely more if they don’t run out of plotlines

[@obsessivefangirl5055]

Same!! I want atleast 9 seasons!

[@amalzuhair4495]

Yeah more than nine it becomes boring

[@Catzzzz187]

SAME!!!

[@jimb.7523]

I just hope it doesn't get too preachy during future episodes.

[@Demaad]

“It really makes us hope the two will never learn to get along” 1:28 I’m assuming Ms Mojo hasn’t seen the newest season

[@TheDonkeyJote]

Yeah, this is awkward.....

[@tonyblake7569]

To be fair she has left the gates of hell before.

[@sheldonmatthews4807]

There’s a theory that she’s not dead but deep undercover

[@username3619]

@@sheldonmatthews4807 OMG IF SHE RETURNS IN D LAST SEASON TAT WOULD BE EPIC

[@ChaoticCobra]

WUNTCH IS DEAD ... BAGEL, BAGEL, BAGEL 🥯😂🤣

[@roeiirani7505]

Ding dong the wunch is dead bagel

[@Swyzzl]

*B A G E L* that scene sent me

[@leecee1174]

Bagel!

[@mitchellworth904]

I know something that will cheer you up. WUNTCH IS DEAD......BAGEL!!

[@JamesRussoMillas]

Andre Braugher deserves an Emmy for his role on Nine-Nine.

[@suzannejaggers9378]

Basically Andre should be next president of United States.

[@zara8696]

@@suzannejaggers9378 AHAHAHA no holt should not Andre

[@MsPandachen]

Can anyone sing “I want it that way” now without “now number five”

[@koseyazawa4983]

everyone be quite XD

[@KnightGamer69]

I watched it so much. When I’m just singing it. Or listening to it. I carry on with the show and am like ‘oops 😂’

[@khalidhenry3857]

These jokes will never get old because the show will never get old

[@jasonkazazis]

"she was such a strong, *female* woman"

[@mathenysabrina]

Sounds like me trying to be a lesbian

[@benjaminagozie6313]

"strong female woman" 😂 😂 I'd love to hear heterosexual Holt speak more.

[@nonapeeters4810]

Best show ever, no discussion.

[@shaziakhan1704]

Period

[@jackymendoza9662]

period

[@jessicachanel2392]

PERIODDTTTT

[@souhanashraf]

+++

[@darlingtonanwah9170]

money heist???

[@tamirpolyakov1122]

You forgot cool cool cool cool......., Teddy's proposals, Jake's dad issues with Holt, and drunk Amy.

[@ellabarber8385]

I also love “Scully’s wife or dog?” and Teddy always proposing to Amy

[@srushtidussal805]

Both

[@eimear2856]

How did they not mention Teddy’s many proposals to Amy?!

[@actuallyterry]

I love Teddy.

[@amalzuhair4495]

The Pontiac Bandit is like the saying “fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me” Yeah shame on you Jake.

[@zoharsarig9474]

Stephanie Meyer wrote twilight and I think if you tell Rosa you think she watches Twilight she'll whip out that axe

[@adhitikrishnan2710]

Yeah it's Nancy Meyers

[@selina8435]

The "I want it that way" scene has a huge fandom and y´all know it

[@nikkiprock3013]

The fact that "I Want It That Way" is not number one is a C R I M E.

[@lucaspajek9613]

Man, what's the point of showing "cool cool cool..." in the beggining of the video but not putting it on the list?

[@thesingingthing]

How can you talk about the Halloween heists without mentioning THE PROPOSAL!?

[@mirrorballinme744]

What about teddy's proposals

[@MajinBadat]

The best cold open is Boyles mistakenly think that the crew was talking about the oldest person they had slept with, rather then that where talking about the oldest person they arrested.

[@justcallmebread_738]

Although, The Pontiac Bandit is like Jakes best friend and even gets asked to be his best man at his wedding in episode 8 season 7. I loved that moment I was like “FINALLY THEY ARE TRUE BEST FRIENDS!”

[@leog1z384]

When Holt realised Wuntch was dead "Bagels, Bagels"

[@Mariethechaotic]

Okay, but how is Holt's lack of emotions/ no one being able to read him not even an honourable mention?

[@natster_]

Why did they not show boyle saying “Like Yeast”? WHYYYYYYYY????????????

[@adityaseth7406]

Like Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaast!

[@mishmishat]

But they did tho

[@rashikarnik7087]

Sarah AlRizzaqa they switch off the volume

[@mishmishat]

My bad, Nathaniel_ 79. I didn’t realize they muted the part where he actually said it. Thanks @rashi karnik

[@lucyburbidge1068]

The episode where wunch is dead, holt is so iconic every single one of his lines about wunch made me laugh 😂

[@elscruffo2264]

“Wuntch will leave, and the children will sing.” “What children?” “All the children”

[@johnappleseed3428]

Jakes guitar playing in interrogation is not even on the list??????

[@savannaperry329]

"It really makes us hope to the two will never learn to get along" ... they definitely never will since wunch got killed off

[@K0R0_CHAN]

*WHYYY?!* I just love terry crews saying this in the entire series

[@apoorvsingh4459]

How can Jake and his Die Hard obsession not be in the list??!!Even Amy's love for binders

[@avengerwidow9]

who's rosa diaz? i only know emily goldfinch

[@stmbds]

emily goldfinch is a little chatty for my taste lol

[@anonymouscommenter2425]

So many questions

[@chungleanne2690]

never mind huh

[@baevv9163]

Where’s Die Hard reference?

[@yalikejazz2328]

THE BEST CHARACTER IN B99 is MELPCLAYNOS

[@juannpiola8755]

He plays like an angel

[@leoniemuller2096]

Haha Love that guy

[@yalikejazz2328]

@@juannpiola8755 yes guitar🌚

[@yalikejazz2328]

As you should 😌

[@MikeP2055]

The clay is silent.

[@kishanvinayakia]

Holts unpredictable behavior makes him the best! ❤😂

[@obsessivefangirl5055]

I knew title of your sextape was gonna be no. 1. God, I hope this show goes on forever!!

[@esecretlangel9130]

One moment that will never get old is “I want it that way”

[@queenbrunette9216]

I was waiting for Holt’s dramatics, vindicatioooon! Hot damn!

[@simplyexisting8713]

For me all of them will never get old

[@APineappleKnight]

I have to admit to doing the name-of-your-sex-tape joke at work... I'm surprised I haven't been fired yet

[@Caroline-pe3mf]

“The ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct” “The talking dog died” “Aw”

[@lizzieschw]

what about Teddy proposing to Amy and Bill, Charles’ doppelgänger 😂

[@GiGiLOVEeunice]

“DAMN GINA” is always a classic too!

[@leog1z384]

1:26 do they not know Wuntch is dead

[@lexyblueice]

It’s actually Nancy Meyers films not Stephanie Meyer

[@ashleyc506]

You don’t know workplace boredom until you’ve done your own version of the jimmy jab games when the boss was away.

[@marcacabado534]

"AMY SAINTIAGO WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

[@charlifrancis4509]

"Jake Peralta, I will marry you"

[@mervinva]

No it's Teddy

[@alicecarter8067]

The one that constantly makes me laugh is charles boyle saying his cousin Susan didn’t know she could sing until she was in her 40’s and it makes me laugh to this day

[@joshstrzeszkowski4458]

I want it that Way is one of the best TV moments ever.

[@tonyamccuen6852]

The Doug Judy/Jake episodes are the best things ever!!!

[@biancabuznicea6570]

I knew #1 was gonna be the Titles, thats SO GOOD! title of your tape.... Title of OUR tape! Thats my favd

[@zitens66]

6:25 The only good thing about Charles is that God, the Universe and producers came together and unanimously agreed this much of a beta male should NEVER reproduce.

[@kylewhite9383]

My wife was such a strong, female women 🤣

[@chrismckercher9879]

N I C E H E A V Y ✨ B R E A S T S ✨

[@Catzzzz187]

this show is one of my favorites because of everything on this list and so much more!!!

[@jessicajayes8326]

It's funny how Rosa refers to her parents as "smiling idiots" when her dad is later played by Danny Trejo, the biggest badass in Hollywood.

[@usharoka3878]

Noine noine😂😂😂 U really try hard at beginning😅

[@lisab4395]

I cringed sooo hard.....it was like amy saying it compared to terry😂

[@hadymansour2135]

I would DEFINITELY put Adrian Pimento crazy scenes on the list! By far the best secondary character of the whole show!!!😂😂😂

[@parnikaaa2390]

Teddy trying to propose Amy every time should be counted 😂

[@djcsavato100]

Video ended, but sees the replay button In my head: "And you'll hear it again!"

[@CricketsTavern]

My favorite is “What are you gonna do annoy him into confessing?” “Very funny Amy. One two three AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAH”

[@brandonnewby178]

Wait. She actually read of the honorable mentions out loud? Neat.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Who's guarding Hades? Hades is guarding Hades. I heard he's quite a fan of Hercules merchandise

[@bihcmcbichface8801]

Avery the Cuban-American cereberus guards hades fam. hades just vibes there

[@franciscohoyos9866]

I usually need like 5 episodes of a serie to get hooked on. With Brooklyn 99, I was convinced with that Jake keyboard at like 40s into the first episode

[@ameyjoshi938]

Brooklyn 99 just keeps on getting better and better

[@dudaarlpontes]

I love how Charles can somehow be naive and sexual at the same time

[@TYFTM718]

Holt is in my top 5 favorite characters of all time

[@LadyLila91]

good list, thanks for posting.

[@justineves3588]

very very great fun list I like it a lot great job mis mojo one of my very favorite list ever please do more videos like this one please

[@coffeeaddict9605]

More of a catchphrase than a joke, but "Noice", "Toit", and "Smort" have worked their way into my vocabulary, as well as "Cool. Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool."

[@astra7893]

Who the hell is out here watching a Brooklyn Nine Nine video and then disliking it Like don't watch it if you don't like it

[@YumiYumY]

Like they can't be satisfied with the list or how they edited the video?

[@khaansulu5695]

You said Holt and Wunch's feud began because he wouldn't sleep with her and that's not correct, she said mere seconds later that his sexual identity is the one thing she admired. The real reason is because of the Derrick Jetta thing

[@cowtaplayz8277]

Seriously, #1 is the only joke that got old out of the list

[@gurglequeen433]

Where was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?

[@brookiep.7364]

Or when Terry asks if anyone ever calls Holt "Ray" instead of Raymond lol

[@Leeofthelight22]

"N'ii'kolage". Unsure of the spelling, but the emphasis is on the 'i' needing to be a long 'i'. EDIT- I feel like it's a different part of the name every time.

[@actuallyterry]

The joke is that there is no difference.

[@Leeofthelight22]

@@actuallyterry Hmm...thanks.

[@oscarmarek7746]

NNNN-eeeEeEEee-coal-AAAAAAAAJ.

[@Leeofthelight22]

There are indeed subtle differences in the sounds made from one language to another. I know nothing of Latvian, other than there being short and long vowels (thank you Google) lol

[@caze3154]

Liked before I even saw. 99!

[@coolkidbradude7745]

Did she say "hop in the squad car and let's get started"? Lol.

[@thetimelordfat-torious2269]

wunch time is over😂 has never been so literal until now wunch is dead have a bagel 😂😂

[@ethanlaffitte4594]

The end for Nikolarsz is like r in french Niko-largh-sh but conenected all together haha.

[@ArielAnemoiAsuraism]

how can an iconic character such as mlepclaynos not at least be in the honorable mentions

[@hl1342]

I love that Charles is oblivious to his puns

[@PaiviProject]

Aaaaahhhhh I love this show 💗💗💗

[@migymarasigan5220]

this list needs more gina moments!

[@jaysundar2066]

There is so many jokes that you can’t sum it to 10.

[@Ronnieangelice]

Holt is so fantastic 😂💜

[@BraeMartin-sw6xk]

I honestly can relate to Nicolaj. People mispronounce my name, too. I feel you, boy.

[@MsMojo]

Embrace the uniqueness of your name - it's what makes you stand out!

[@LingLingTheBassPlayer]

Just remembered how much i love Brooklyn 99 ❤️🧡💛

[@mohamedsaghour2585]

I want it that way is the reason that got me into watching the series

[@raminimalisttoo3034]

Terry loves yogurt should have been on the list instead od bingpot. :(

[@OnizukaAllMighty]

Pontiac bandit is a frenemy above frenemies, best edition of antihero

[@cradleofdeath123]

I think wunch has set up so many obstacles for holt that even after she died, she'll haunt him

[@annarichardson9401]

I watched this video going this should be higher to all of them

[@AlonGadot]

Helloween heist is #1!!!! best episodes!!