MSSP - Shane Watches Call Me By Your Name

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 71
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[@DowzerWTP72]

Apparently it's Adam Friedland's favourite movie.

[@CrackerBarrelKid54]

He would

[@J.balvinforbrokebitches]

I thought it was A Bug’s Life

[@penguano5514]

@@CrackerBarrelKid54 you mean she

[@ZeranZeran]

@James Denman we call them old.. truth tales..

[@ZeranZeran]

and the scene with Mr. Feeny's feet

[@iunnox666]

With a name like Timothee Chalamet he probably didn't even have to audition for the role.

[@timothy790110]

Casting couch audition.

[@hangedups2608]

😂

[@aelius3805]

If your name is Armie Hammer you either have to be like a Duke Nukum style badass or a gay porn star.

[@hiswordremains]

He kind of went for both

[@streetrat48]

He's the heir to the Hammer Fortune

[@gavinendicott2535]

Yo, a fucking Arabian gas mask, and Matt just talks about it like it’s a normal thing🤣

[@spencerpeppers418]

“You gotta see this kid kiss” funniest sentence iv ever heard

[@Pastor_Chief]

Came here to the comments to see if anyone else caught that zinger

[@ashchaya7676]

And said with such enthusiasm 😅

[@cloudbloom]

After listening to the Tuesdays with Stories podcast for years I'm totally numb to hearing shit like that

[@boagrius3292]

I was driving listening to this and pulled over to comment the same shit 😂😂😂

[@StefenVincent]

Out of nowhere

[@MisterRawgers]

Matt pretends to be movie characters after he watches them 😂 I did the same after I watched Drive

[@slipperygypsy1366]

Do you have that fucking jacket dawg 🤣

[@MisterRawgers]

@@slipperygypsy1366 no but I came very close to getting one lol

[@schmo49]

I got the Jean jacket for a more subtle larp

[@James-lw3vo]

You would probably like this movie that they're talking about

[@slipperygypsy1366]

@@James-lw3vo you hate movies about the lads ? Kinda gay to be honest

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

How did Matt nail the Grape allegations surrounding the entire Hammer family without even knowing?!

[@T_D_B_]

It's almost like Hollywood is full of perverts and predators

[@jackb8598]

Because his name is Arnie Hammer. Of course

[@JakeDaMistake]

@@jackb8598*Armie

[@jackb8598]

@@JakeDaMistake thanks yes even weirder.

[@mattbritzius570]

Shaman vision

[@xMiiDNiiGHT]

Matt would shit if he knew Armie is actually short for Armand. The dudes name is literally Armand Hammer

[@jamesalexander8872]

Even crazier that he wasn't named as a pun on the baking soda...the baking soda was named after his grandfather

[@TonyDanza4Lyfe]

Armand is a normal name. Armand Asante? He’s a person.

[@hashvendetta7226]

​@@TonyDanza4Lyfethat's not really the point

[@pfftwhut7638]

Arm & Hammer is named after his grandfather, Armand Hammer, who started the company. Capisce?

[@bentley230]

Great rap group

[@MrGMovieReviews]

Matt’s reaction to Armie Hammer is great

[@TheHomieFedSmoker]

War hammer lol

[@ianthorpe1925]

Armie Hammer is a creep in real life.

[@MrGMovieReviews]

@@ianthorpe1925 alledgedly

[@FrankBoothPBR]

@@ianthorpe1925 What happened to innocent until proven guilty. Amber heard hurled violently graphic accusations of abuse and rape amongst others at Depp intent on destroying his career and sending him to prison. Never trust a female willing to uncork a grumpy on the shared bed out of anger. There's crazy men and women out there be careful people.

[@patrickbaklava7297]

@@MrGMovieReviews i believe it based off his role selection

[@sofaninja0552]

Shane's mind would probably be blown if he knew that Armie Hammer was a descendant of the Vanderbilt train empire family

[@paulfroelich1024]

I think his grandfather is Armand Hammer, who was a giant player in the oil industry in Libya like 60 years ago. I could be wrong.

[@benlewis5312]

⁠@@paulfroelich1024 Armand is Armie’s great grandfather

[@scorpionz982]

I heard when billy watched it he had to pause every five minutes to go suck toothpaste

[@Theswitchy1]

He loves that Colgayte

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

🌈 💵

[@chadgrov]

He a supa gremlin

[@chadgrov]

@@Theswitchy1no if you got the joke he prefers Arm & Hammer. way to ruin a perfectly good joke, try hard

[@Theswitchy1]

@@chadgrov you're corny as fuck go back to barstool

[@ACarter87]

Matt might truly have the worst sense of understanding while listening in a convo I’ve ever heard in my life including special Ed

[@paulfroelich1024]

I'm almost positive it's a bit.

[@kushra]

But it’s good makes it a bit more interesting/funny every time Gillis has to re explain

[@MrGiuanin]

@@paulfroelich1024wouldn’t be so sure

[@canislupus3655]

It was pretty god damn funny when he explained what he thought 'gasmasking' meant

[@esock2001]

Just the title alone made me laugh lol he has no business watching that

[@No_one448]

Why?

[@drevm7991]

Armie Hammer’s wife wishes she could go back to these days

[@alexcoyg3281]

Matt and Shane watch-along patreon would be amazing😅

[@SuperEagle112]

Holy shit I would have paid good cash money just to hear the live commentary.

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

"I shouldn't be this weirded out by this" no no you absolutely should lol

[@slipperygypsy1366]

When I first started watching mssp I definitely thought Matt would be more likely to smoke pole but as time goes on Shane gives off the vibe dude * that mcCusker blood literally wards off all gay spirits Shaman blood

[@SerHuntsReviews]

Thought it was openly accepted that they fuck after each episode?

[@Elm98]

Take the gay jokes to cumtown this is an all inclusive podcast get with the times

[@chipdiesel9788]

He’s ripe for a toke, he needs it

[@joshuahorton3010]

Smoke pole😂

[@steviechampagne]

yeah Matt is more into beastiality😬

[@TheRealMrMustache]

You guys should film a sequel to this called peaches and cream

[@moonknight4053]

And have aba and preach make a short appearance lol

[@GuerillaWelder]

​@@moonknight4053ayo wtf

[@bjornbuckley]

One of my best buds who’s gay begged me to watch this with him. I think it made me even more homophobic lol

[@willzibub]

Your friend was trying to tell you he was molested

[@briangallagher3106]

The lads need an updated convo about Armie Hammer.

[@badnewsjp]

That's a man with a peculiar appetite

[@seanosborn3272]

Appetite for long pig

[@pfftwhut7638]

Nah that's chick gossip

[@44Gulick]

Me and my buddy saw this movie in the theater not having any idea what it was about. Gayest date I've ever been on

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

No you didn't

[@TheJonnyEnglish]

Wish the Arnie hammer cannibalism shit dropped before this ep

[@nathansimpson2363]

Fresh gay blessings from Lord Peepop

[@SuperEagle112]

“Who the fuck is Warhammer?!?”

[@talbotdorr682]

“He finds a pair of skibs puts em over his head”-Shane Gillis’s review of the critically acclaimed movie 😂

[@helpIthinkmylegsaregone]

It's only critically acclaimed because it's extremely gay and extremely Jewish, exactly like the critics

[@davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166]

F'in Matt kills me - I have never heard of the Arabian gas mask - very funny thanks

[@slipperygypsy1366]

I pictured like an actual gas mask with a tube hooked up to his blurter

[@vincetyler8416]

"Is Army Hammer fucking this boy?" "Army Hammer is PLOWING this kid." "Oh thank god..." Im dying that was so funny

[@undeniablyfunk5497]

You know the young bull was goopin hard

[@Freiheit1232]

Hollywood trying to normalize a man boy relationship

[@paragon1782]

Shane sounds like he has some repressed gay in the tank lol

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Harvey Milk dated a 16 year old when he was 33 and everyone calls him a hero for it Hell he's got an entire ship named after him But if you rightfully call him a predator suddenly you're homophobic and slandering a "proud icon" of the gay community

[@plasmapanasonic4741]

Fresh milk is best milk

[@chynnavindiola58]

Can you believe a drinks name after him

[@samsca8529]

To be fair, literally everyone in the 70s dated a 16 year old

[@jamk2668]

@@samsca8529 16 years old is still the age of consent in most of America.

[@samsca8529]

@@jamk2668 I believe that only applies to people in like a three year age gap with a 16 year old. You can’t be a 40 year old fucking a teenager. The federal age of consent is still 18. My point was just that inappropriate age gaps were common as fuck back in the day

[@jlshel42]

“In the movie, he rapes a boy. And it’s celebrated as love.” What is Every Gay Movie?

[@joshuabailey9578]

Man shut the fuck up, this claim is not supported by evidence. Simply by how you would like to view the world

[@brencelt]

spot on, the j promotion of degenerates

[@_..-.._..-.._]

@@brencelt keep being afraid of Mort Goldman, sissy.

[@stonecypher6344]

​@@brenceltThe eternal subverters

[@brencelt]

@@stonecypher6344 109 countries can't all be wrong.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

movie: is gay Shane: "movie was gay"

[@dmoore4520]

Arabian Gasmask 😂😂😂

[@tomashize]

It's a really good film but if it was an adult man and a teenage girl you would get Cancelled for TRYING to make this movie

[@samsca8529]

Dumb comment. Art is art and if it had something to say like this movie did it would be fine. The same people who condemned cmbyn for being “problematic” because the mere depiction of something wrong is now considered to be absolute 100% praise for it nowadays would also be up in arms over that too and unfairly so.

[@jerryamescua]

Don’t take a break now everyone gonna think we fcked 💀

[@ghostoftheblueteletubby7790]

It's actually a sequel to the lone ranger after tonto uses natice american magic to give the ranger immortality... "times were different back then, times are different now" was supposed to be called "Call Me By Ranger"

[@Joe-ro1gc]

Crazy listening to this now that we know what Armie Hammer has been up to lmao

[@pfftwhut7638]

Up to what? If you think he actually wanted to eat chicks you're not very smart

[@Slopdoggy]

HEY HEY KNOCK IT OFF GOD DAMN IT

[@nolanduarte]

My gf tried to make me watch this I said no. Turns out shes a J.

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

God damn jm tryina turn the dawgs gay

[@jackanghoff8320]

many such cases

[@masonjohns2721]

What’s a j

[@jessedupuy4124]

What's your iFunny?

[@blickluke]

She tried to subvert you

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Hollywood, et al. have told us outright "we're coming for your children". The normalization of pdf files is not okay.

[@xPsyDuckx1]

that was actually a San Francisco group. Doesn't matter, just a comparison of Sodom vs Gomorrah. The Hollywood open secret has been known for a while. I went to a elementary school just over the hill. Bottom of Laurel Canyon. One side West Hollywood, the other my Studio city elementary school. The top of the hill.... location of the house belonging to Allister Crowley.... burnt down after several debaucherous parties. Best believe they are coming for your children. Do not fear that.... only fear God. I've come back to God our creator. Anyone can. Stay blessed my friends.

[@CharlieGeorge_]

Et al? Well excuse me mr french college boy.

[@MattH-wg7ou]

@@CharlieGeorge_ lol but not french!

[@YNGWxRLD]

Do u have something against adobe acrobat reader?

[@zacharychristy8928]

And you're the hero making a difference by not watching movies. Thank you for your service.

[@jacobcurlee5917]

Matt and Shane not knowing Timothee Chalamet is really funny to me

[@iunnox666]

Did anyone know who he was before Dune?

[@user--710]

​@@iunnox666I still call him the guy from Dune 😂

[@clanofclams2720]

​@@iunnox666yes

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

@@iunnox666He’s been in every movie for the past few years. This movie was one of his first.

[@iunnox666]

@@genzcurmudgeon8037 Yeah, but was he KNOWN before then? I don't think anyone would have recognized his name before.

[@gavinendicott2535]

Yo, a fucking Arabian gas mask, and Matt just talks about it like it’s a normal thing🤣

[@jotun.616]

I remember seeing my dad sit gay lmao! Now, at 40, i sit gay almost exclusively.

[@billrafferty6552]

Of course you have a friend named beezer Also Matt that’s called Arabian goggles not gas mask

[@duncefunce1513]

I thought it was Roman Helmet

[@iPhone-q4z]

@@duncefunce1513I think they might be the same thing.

[@fishsticks8155]

"hey knock it off"

[@spin7765]

8:15 ""ohhhh argggg you gotta see this kid kiss!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@billyin4c514]

If you're thinking it's preposterous that somebody would be named army hammer. You're absolutely right the guy's real name is armand hammer

[@Horzinicla]

Why is that worse? What's Armand

[@billyin4c514]

@@Horzinicla I'm assuming English is your second language

[@Horzinicla]

@billyin4c514 It is

[@billyin4c514]

@@Horzinicla Name your child Army seems comical and cocky to the enth degree. His real name is Armand, which makes more sense.

[@Horzinicla]

@@billyin4c514 ohh I took it on the opposite end of the spectrum. I thought people were saying it's even funnier that his name is Armond Hammer, not that its natural. Thanks for the clarification

[@fredo3161]

This sounds absolutely horrific.

[@BigFarts0]

Seems like a movie Gay Bill will enjoy

[@BobbyB24]

best comment

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

This masterpiece would really have him fumin'

[@jhoward_06]

this is disgusting 😤

[@samsca8529]

Cry about it

[@neonbible08]

It’s unnatural that’s why it instinctively makes you go stop ew

[@kendavies9760]

obviously they do not know what happened with Armie Hammer after this.. he wishes this is the worst thing he ever did. lol

[@phanatic215]

Usually playing a gay character, a slave, or a character with a disability is Oscar bait. Reviewers will call it riveting and exceptional.

[@chadgrov]

Yeah incredibly these guys are funny but somehow can’t see the future. How lame

[@chadgrov]

@@phanatic215and?

[@KToll5784]

@@chadgrovAnd the reviewers are right, there’s nothing more riveting and/or brave

[@HarperSanchez]

So I just kind of laughed it off, but I actually hate this movie. The critical community does nothing but praise it. Its the gay Lolita. Nobody cared.

[@Jana_Neala]

Lolita was 12 and the man was 37. Call me by your name Elio is 17 and Oliver is 24. How is that even remotely close? Nobody cared because the age of consent in Europe is 16 (of course not in every country, in mine country it's actually 15). It's a beautifully made movie that is praised for a reason. You don't have to love it but that doesn't mean that others can't enjoy it.

[@HarperSanchez]

@@Jana_Neala You don’t think age of consent being at 15 is a little fucking low, dude? So if the 17 year old was a girl, you wouldn’t have any issue with it? Its just the fact that it’s clearly problematic but because its a gay romance story, they give it a pass and even encourage it. In certain parts of the US, this would be considered grooming.

[@Jana_Neala]

@@HarperSanchez I am a woman dude bro 😉 and how it's my fault that age of consent is 15 here? 😂 I hear all the time from Americans how they had sex waaay younger than 18, 15 actually being very common among people as the age of loosing their virginity. And I would look at it exactly the same if it was a straight couple.

[@HarperSanchez]

@@Jana_Neala there is a difference between having sex way younger and having a way older guy eat a peach with your cum in it, homegirl lmao

[@HarperSanchez]

But sure go off sweetie. I’m sure there are very good reasons for the age of consent in your country to be 15. I mean that’s about when puberty happens right? 🙄

[@George2647g]

Hearing them have no idea who chalamet is - wild...

[@damandan_dan]

It would’ve been hilarious for them to realize the gay son is Timothy chalamet the same guy who dates Kylie Jenner and main actor in Dune💀

[@hosaepalvin9795]

Funniest and possibly weirdest thing is the director describing the movie as a story about “fathers and sons” so make of that what you will. Cause I don’t even know where to begin thinking on what the fuck that means haha

[@thebrownkid2218]

Nah dude, this isn't just gay love, THAT IS GAY LOVE

[@Dinckelburg]

That's gay, love

[@joedysapp9434]

The Armie rabbit hole goes deep 🤣🤣😳😳

[@slipperygypsy1366]

Wrist deep son

[@sebsidnell1716]

In the book The Hammer holds the kids stomach whilst he takes a dump as an act of intimacy

[@ericg1100]

Nuh uh

[@chadgrov]

@@ericg1100way they drink each other’s pee and like to have each other shit in each other’s mouth

[@richardshaw4866]

Yuck.

[@brians7901]

Army hammer in real life is a serial killer in the making

[@Alejandro-te2nt]

I got Armie Hammer and R Lee Ermey confused. That would be a very different movie. Perhaps a part of the Saving Silverman cinematic universe

[@johnathanblank]

O yea and he eats people

[@eternalrhodesian3510]

"What do you mean my son, Armie Hammer, molested a 16 year old boy? That's a future US army soldier."

[@dragonfruitsalad]

*armie soldier

[@thewarboiz1205]

Peepop Savin me from twankin out

[@jameskroff]

“Wait until you see the boy kiss” Whoa Bro

[@krispinwahsghost5999]

Actually glad that shane pointed that out. About an older man raping a young boy and "celebrating it as love" when all it is, is just bs.

[@jimbobhk2009]

Technically it wasn’t. Elio was 17 in Italy and instigated the relationship

[@krispinwahsghost5999]

@@jimbobhk2009 so because it's legal it's OK? Like, in sweden the legal age is like 15? It's really just about an older dudes perversion over a young horn boy and he takes advantage of him for the summer then never sees him again.

[@kollectivmusik8887]

Yo this is the gayest podcast iv ever heard and I love it. Genuine hate from England x

[@davidbayard]

Wait until Matt learns Armie Hammer’s dad was named Armand

[@goat_horde]

You gotta see this kid kiss- shane gillis

[@treyholman8440]

This show is priceless.

[@CrackerBarrelKid54]

Calling it an umlatte is killing me

[@MrMejia187]

Honestly real shit, it’s a gorgeous movie but midway I was like wait is this guy 17 with a 25 YEAR OLD ? Like I get it’s back then when it was… more acceptable but it’s problematic !

[@captainbryce1]

It’s not problematic at all. There’s literally nothing wrong with this relationship as depicted. If there were, you be able to state exactly what the problem is. And nobody who raises this type of objection can ever seem to do that. Which is the proof that the so-called problem really only exists inside their head.

[@angelus823]

Fuck yall watching?

[@Cnrshoe3]

This fucking killeddd meeee the entire timeeee I love weeeeddd

[@lautaromirabello6458]

"Well the kid gas mask himself" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@williambathwise9997]

How did I get here from watching fandango reviews?

[@Astartes-6969]

It's a good movie but the age gap is weird. But to be fair there have been other Age Gaps in other films. But still.

[@lukeshioshio]

I mean, we can keep raising the age of consent in our minds but that doesn't make it go higher. Do an ounce if research and you'll find out the age of consent in Italy is 14, not 18.

[@TheChineseGodFather]

Found the future pedo lmaoo

[@hamburgerdan101]

That instinctual reflex to gayness is your morality

[@nathanmantz9900]

I think it’s just not being gay- like it’s gross if you’re not gay. Or do gay ppl get grossed out by gay stuff but do it anyway?

[@nicholasunderwood1032]

@@nathanmantz9900 it's just gross period. Are you human

[@declanfoley7562]

why don't we have it for lesbian kisses..

[@hunterkubat4805]

Cus that’s not gay dude

[@Earthad23]

@@nathanmantz9900 One creates humans, the other is an exaggerated masterbation.

[@Fairways-and-greens]

Dude now that you told me about this movie I will never be able to take Timothy Chalamet in Dune 2 after all the crazy gay stuff. Damn that sounded rough. But that was funny. Truth about A Hammer is he was recently outed and admitting he fantasizes about eating women as in he is a cannibal and has a fetish about actually eating women. Funny stuff guys I was laughing so hard

[@stephengrigg5988]

I think Amazon or something did a whole mini series on him and his family. Sounds insane

[@iunnox666]

Should've made him one of the Baron's boys.

[@samsca8529]

Wow this is so dumb lol

[@tommy_noble]

"Armie Hammer is plowing this boy"

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

FTR Chalamet was 22 when he made this movie and Elio was 17 in the book.

[@6iron6miket6]

50 shades of gay 😂

[@mistibyrns8384]

Matt and Shane should put out there own commentaries to old movies that would be great.😅

[@scumbaggo]

A redlettermedia style movie review segment would be top tier. shanes story recall is excellent, and matt just sitting there going "whaa? woah! fuck..." never gets old.

[@rdrake4075]

Does matt not know about anything going on in the world? Who is Armie Hammer? Really?

[@alexcheremisin3596]

Kinda ruined my enjoyment with Hammers Uri haracter in Men from UNCLE

[@serotoninaddict2185]

Bro is this what lil nas x was singing bout

[@joshcagle2395]

In real life the actor Armie Hammer has a cannibal fetish

[@zckclaf]

How great is our God?

[@Dflootie]

Left out that army hammer eats people irl

[@geo8367]

Shane was onto Armie Hammer early

[@imell372]

Also armie hammer is indeed a predator in real life

[@lazyshell]

Peepop-wan number 1.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

it's important to understand the difference between going out with a 12 year old and going out with a 17 year old.

[@TheChineseGodFather]

26 and 17 is wild. Youre either too young to get it now or youre prob on a watchlist lmao

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

@@TheChineseGodFather I'm Canadian: age of consent here was 14 up until really recently. This is how we grew up, bro. and yes, 26 and 17 is wild but it's better than 26 and 12.

[@TheChineseGodFather]

I feel you but its a slippery slope when you the only thing gauging the moral compass to an acceptable direction with dating children is whats legal within a specific area . I do also think the gay community (obviously not all of them) has a problem with this soley based off numerous friends I had who were dating adults and them introducing them to bars/drugs with age differences like 15/28. When "respecting" the laws/practices of a certain culture/country comes at the cost of putting children in danger , I cannot morally accept it. @@annabethsmith-kingsley2079

[@docd2295]

Sure there is, but they didn’t bring up any 12 year olds in this. 17 is still bad.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

@@docd2295 I brought them up to illustrate the point that 12 is a child and 17 is not.

[@JimmyJazzDystopian]

Whats your favorite part of the pedo movie

[@jnazorn0t]

"Knock it off damnit" best advice ever

[@TheTrueChuckNorris]

Dude. Welcome to wakanda 🤣👌🏻

[@-C.S.R]

Armie Hammer is now selling real estate! 😂 What a fall from Grace! P.S Bon appétit Armie.

[@xandercrews4729]

He’s still inheriting his family’s fortune

[@Bardmusic66]

Watch the House of Hammer docuseries, the fortune isn’t that huge anymore.

[@CamRebires]

@@Bardmusic66 I've seen that one on the hub, the fortune was huge