MST3k 312 - Gamera vs Guiron

[@IhadToputAnameinHereSomewhere]

A world with no wars, or traffic accidents, and preserved MST3k episodes, that's what we all wish for.

[@redsredemptionemporium2841]

#ItrumptedTrump

[@dmrr7739]

That, and Christmas lights on all the buildings year round… and also, a community wood shop, but one where you can reserve tools a day in advance.

[@scottydu81]

Also no Dutch

[@originalkingalpha5116]

....and an endless amount of fresh baked Smurf berry cookies.

[@Face2theScr33n]

I guess keeping cancer around is a fair trade.

[@sitarnut]

"What's the drinking age?" And friends wonder why I continually watch these over and over...

[@thatswhatshesaid2777]

What's funny is that the guys call Guiron "Knifehead" at one point. Years later, a Kaiju named Knifehead was in Pacific Rim.

[@The_Real_Rasha]

Cornjob is the hero of this story. Even though he's a "By the Rules" guy, he's insightful., and gives credit to the children.

[@BoeingCrazy]

the facts that you continue to bless us with mst3k for over a decade warms my heart. its like youre trapped in the satilite of love with only mst3k and you share it with the world

[@toddtyoung]

“Boo, it says.” Mike was BRILLIANT in that closing segment-and who knew he could play piano so well!

[@The_Real_Rasha]

I love that little bit, "Boo! is says." The whole end bit, including, "Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him, you push the button" is a great piece. After what they did to Jack Perkins, I kind of expected it.

[@HylianFox3]

This is easily my favorite of the Gamera flicks. As Servo rightly points out, it's damn goofy.

[@edwardbrook2029]

Servo freaking Rules!!! 😎💪🏻

[@stoneyboyd]

39:46 “Hey it looks like Frankenstein, look at it!” “MMMMMRRRRR!”

[@Macrochenia]

This was the first episode of this show I ever watched.

[@analogkid01]

Pretty close then - mine was 311, It Conquered the World.

[@WillieBeW3]

Thank you for the upload, your dedication knows no bounds!

[@BryonYoungblood]

Tomoko to Officer Kondo: Good morning, Kon-chan! Joel: Cornjob??? And so it begins! 😂 Given how Tomoko’s dub VA sounded, I don’t blame Joel for rolling with it like that! It’s that kind of stuff that makes for good riffs in MST3K.

[@gregmark1688]

Man, was this like, the only time Mike showed off those amazing piano chops?? I had no idea!

[@nyarg33]

DONT TALK ABOUT OUR TURTLE, MARTHA

[@analogkid01]

You laughed your goddamn shell off, George!

[@JacobiusNH80]

8:34: LOL Joel's yell

[@twig8523]

Wow. New upload. Thanks! Yeah, I don't always go to the Gizmoplex to watch my MST3K.

[@kevhead1525]

Gamera is friend to children. Cornjob is the mad barber of children.

[@nonprofitgirl]

That made me laugh out loud, hard. My mom was our mad barber and it showed! Ouch. My bangs!

[@ZiggaRats]

that kid really does look like Richard Burton

[@AlexanderPhipps]

Analogkid uploading Mst3k? Now all we need is Strong Bad answering an email, and all will be right with the world again.

[@paulluongo2756]

Rush fan...??

[@UFO_computers]

Thank you

[@billythemountainbear]

Thank you Hello!

[@Double512]

this is probably the single most awful dub i've ever heard in my life i love it!

[@analogkid01]

Hello!

[@123milw]

Thank you!

[@winstonlarue]

It’s the “sandy frank” dub. Was disappointed when I ordered the dvd and they had re-dubbed it.. not as funny/bad. This had to be a first read thru and they just said “good nuff”.

[@sclerismockrey8506]

no kidding, it's f'ing HORRENDOUS. I'd never heard this version until MST3K. It wasn't nearly this atrocious the first few times i saw it on TV (those viewings were of Attack of the Monsters with the Titra dub since it was well before the time of this nauseating dub in the mid '80s). wow is it bad.

[@winstonlarue]

@@sclerismockrey8506 lol. My mother and I ran across this on tv one day on a local Memphis channel. I managed to record a lot of it on a video tape. It’s still one of most prized possessions!

[@archstanton9073]

You know, he should really tell his sister his name.

[@HylianFox3]

I became convinced that his name really is "Brother". Akio is just a nickname.

[@graemesmith6721]

Japanese uses the same word for "star" and "planet," so the translation doesn't distinguish between them. Also, Tom is right, this is one goofy movie.

[@cory6266]

That doesn't explain why the people doing the dub kept switching between the two.

[@graemesmith6721]

@@andrewcastellane7802 Planets were stars that moved.

[@edwardbrook2029]

@@cory6266True. But adds to the character. I mean it is Sandy Frank material! #theytriedtokillmewithaforklift!!

[@aakuster]

Hello, thank you

[@ragohwhiteclaw7462]

This is the one episode I can think of, the only one, where the invention exchange features something that would actually be useful. I want one of those collapsible waste buckets! I would get miles of use out of that!

[@YellowJeep]

Gamera is friend to children.

[@smulktis]

Ahh yea this the good stuff

[@onkcuf]

Ah, look at the bones!

[@alistercaddy1208]

38:03 we all can control the laws of nature with electronic brains. It's no big deal.

[@chrisc6857]

Heh... 'Naughty?' ...I think this is beyond naughty...

[@JW-do2wc]

Why did the corn started popping? It had a CORNJOB.

[@NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

This must be the worst english dub ever made. There's so many memorable lines.

[@HylianFox3]

When BotW came out I could not stop thinking of this movie "It's a CALAMITY!"

[@hizzy70]

Ahhh mst3k the pioneers of the double bass pedal

[@videogamehunter820]

Anyone else find every scene with the little (50 year old) girl to be hilarious? She sounds like a character from Peanuts, and their riffs are superb.

[@brentroscoe9922]

Sometimes I wonder if some of these movies have caused actors when they die to have a nameless headstone

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

1:18:05 John Cleese impression Of Basil Faulty, from Faulty Towers. One of The Greatist sitcoms ever made. Also, if you consider shows, with 12 episodes or less. Then Police Squad would be a challenger but I think the 3 Police Squad (Naked Gun movies) helped to raise the public's opinion. Both are must see. If you talk to someone who frowns at either, you should Dropkick them, put In Tombstone Piledriver, tie them up, tie their arms and legs down and hold their eyes open, as you watch it with them again. If that doesn't work, they are crazy and stood me committed immediately. But that's just my opinion, which is right. Just don't mention the war! Once you get that reference, you will be escorted to a Special room, including the funniest 150 people ever! Cheers and thank you..

[@bewdragon2908]

You kill him, I'll push the button.

[@graemesmith6721]

Mike does an amazing Michael Feinstein impression.

[@stubie1456]

“LA LA LA!”

[@yerabbit]

thank you for continuing to circulate the tapes

[@wjadam024]

this was sooo Beakman

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

56:00 2 ☆Get Smart references so far. Would you beleive 1 real one and the other was a reference to the music?

[@davefletch3063]

Don’t ya hate it when people talk through the movie?

[@docthemetalfreak]

so when Gamera took on Gyaos it took an entire movie to defeat him. Guiron takes on Gyaos taken down in mere minutes. yikes.

[@disconnected22]

It’s all about having that knife head

[@docthemetalfreak]

@@disconnected22 I wonder how often he has to sharpen it

[@cepson]

Surely this movie was made solely to fulfill some contractual obligation, or maybe the producers would lose the rights to the Gamera IP if they didn't make at least one movie every couple of years.

[@disconnected22]

The company was perpetually fighting bankruptcy

[@curtisdavis8261]

Aw, Joy!

[@cavalierfan1995]

tonight on the yuasa network a very special episode of swamp thing

[@avlifesavers]

Where does Gamera get refueled? He seems to use his jets a lot.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

1:17:35 If they're having an adventure like the 'Goonies' but in Asia. Shouldn't there be a child actor of American descent, messing around with strange inventions and being just a bit quirky. Get the Kid from E.T. Henry Thomas? Or Drew Barrymore (too young). On, I know the kid from Mac and McD.

[@canonbehenna612]

Original guiron was a goofy kitchen knife monster and limited by distriction of a man in suit Rebirth guiron was like a living tetsusaiga if only he had the wind scar and backlash wave

[@DeltaVTX]

Number 9? Number 9? Number… 9?

[@aarondavis8943]

The Watusi. The Twist. Eldorado.

[@janetrawlings1691]

Beatles

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

6:30 Say what you want about the visuals during these credits but it beats the one before and after, this one.....WATER! One camera, locked on the tripod, for both full credit sequences!!! Was it salt, or fresh water? We don't even find that out!! They should be tried at the Hague for crimes against the viewers.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Is it me, or is 1 Woman dubbing 3, maybe more, Characters?? This movie, is not a movie. If not sure what it is. I can only tell you what it Is not, it is not a movie. Hello.

[@jimbojak6354]

Thank you.

[@darthclaytor]

Best part was Mike at the end!

[@ellnats]

the dismemberment jokes are so bad they're good

[@patrickv391]

This movie served it torturous purpose well.

[@randez626]

1:19:30 over an HOUR for him to realize this...

[@naz7777ni]

Gamera Gamera Gamera is really neat he is full of meat we’ve been eating Gamera. Shell! Eyes! Teeth! Fire! claws! Breath! Scales! Fun!! Dr forester is a jerk and frank is kinda dumb,too. We have to do lame experiments but do we complain? No! No! Yes! Huh? So we hi-Keeba all over the place and think of a thousand days! Gamera is really sweet! He is filled with turtle meat meat and now we have commercial sign and like

[@SANTOSOSANTOS]

"What's the drinking age"?..😂

[@sammontanez6908]

1:19:31

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Mike is so Hot and Cool, I know it's Joel's baby (MST3K) But Mike is the Godfather & he knew, if he stuck around, his time would come......

[@ooEVILGOAToo]

Richard Burton was 44 when this was filmed, that kid is NOT him.

[@analogkid01]

I'm not convinced.

[@ooEVILGOAToo]

i'm refering to the MST3Kversion, Rchard Burton is mentioned quite a bit@@analogkid01 this movie is 1969

[@AdmSkol]

Anal-ogkid thanks for the upload

[@Pause321]

I want some Taco Bell

[@wigglyennui]

These kids sound full grown lol

[@jimtrack3786]

I'm sorry...I tried to watch. I got to the Gamara part, but the sing song crap brought on the voices in my head so I had to stop.

[@aarondavis8943]

This is very strange stuff lol

[@yohannbiimu]

The dubbers could have at least put a LITTLE effort into their performances, but I guess its awfulness is part of its charm.

[@kevinhanson7867]

Meow meow kitty meow 🐱🐱🐱

[@KillswitchEngage2010]

talk talk talk talk

[@agallimoreagallimore2126]

I’m like number 666!

[@kevinhanson7867]

Why Pluto was considered to be a planet should never have happened in the first place because it's too small to even be called a planet.

[@rackroll4405]

So the future of mankind is forever altered by this alien tech?

[@rackroll4405]

6/10