MST3K 609: The Skydivers (FULL MOVIE)

[@gregmark1688]

"Like Manos, without the plot" is the single most vicious insult a movie has ever received.

[@RoninDave]

So based on no evidence whatsoever the cops chase and shoot at a car leaving the scene and they do so from car and plane! Then they proceed to gun both of these unarmed suspects down without trying to apprehend them. Corman truly captured the essence of American policing.

[@balkthor]

When I was in technical college, I had our teacher play the Industrial Arts clip for class. He got a kick out of it.

[@ZashuCrash]

"What the hell are you doing!?" "I.. really don't know." Something about Frank's delivery is wonderful

[@shenloken2]

“Coffee?? I like coffee!” That’s some quality dialogue there!

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

"Its like Manos without the lucid plot..." oh noooooo 😱

[@OneOfThoseTypes]

The piercing scream of a fraishman...

[@dianalewandowski7421]

My favorite line in the short 😂😂

[@nyarg33]

The feeling of chaps with no pants!

[@etinarcadiaego7424]

Reminds why no one as clumsy as me should take shop class.

[@al271987]

One of the all time best episodes. Love this one.

[@jimmyface71]

In my opinion, Coleman Francis' finest film. And that's saying something!

[@theboombody]

A stranger (Joe) comes to town, touches nobody's life, and then leaves...

[@nyarg33]

I've seen this episode dozens of times, yet still to this day I have no idea what the antagonist couple were trying to accomplish by putting acid in tony cardozas chute. Like, what do they get out of it?

[@MiqelDotCom]

Kicks man, they did it for the kicks. 😅

[@matthewszalkowski4719]

The plane was so embarrassed to be in this movie.....it somehow painted over it's own numbers

[@DrThunder88]

I always crack up at "Tool operator....tooooooooool operator."

[@FirstPlace100]

this uh..came out of me, what'cha think of it

[@AlanNelsonUNC]

One from the Francis Coleman Light Aircraft trilogy!!!

[@Aramakie98]

My parents will never understand the thrill of skydiving! I know, I'll show them this film and then they'll be behind my goals, my dreams, my obsession with coffee. -This film was brought to you by Maxwell House

[@BunhieKleever]

You're just a shill for big coffee, aren't you?

[@kt9166]

Keep circulating the tapes! The Summer of Classic MST3K continues!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@laurafrakinroslin]

With a gun to my head I could not tell you the plot of this movie

[@ssriradio]

and ive seen this so many times, still not sure what the story is

[@AI-dp3rd]

I had this one on VHS! Love you MST3K and fandom :)

[@theboombody]

Me too. Played the heck out of it.

[@jamienicole2122]

That takes me back! 😅

[@rd30000]

"people like to mention the word 'sinkhole' in this neighborhood..."

[@markusallen5634]

"What's the point of a helmet in skydiving? In case you land on your head?" It's both funny, and it makes sense. It's like wearing a seatbelt on a plane that's about to crash from 30 thousand feet.

[@mikezylstra7514]

exactly what I was thinking.

[@Makeshift_Mulder]

"They should set a place for Eraserhead..." will always be one of the best lines on the show.

[@avlifesavers]

2 fatalities out of like 20 jumps, and nobody bothers using their reserve! Real world odds of fatality about 1 in 75,000. Not exactly a psa promoting the sport.

[@theboombody]

Makes me wonder how many people bought trailers after watching the Long, Long Trailer as well.

[@dadahyena]

Now imagine if the random blonde giantess in the crowd were to catfight with Babs from "Horrors of Spider Island"...it would be Servo's dream come true (and for a lot of us, as well)!

[@mikezylstra7514]

or fight Peaches Page in Racket Girls.

[@aisnota5192]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS.

[@alanbear6505]

See? If you don’t study Industrial Arts you end up in a movie like this.

[@jeffreybaker4399]

Entertainment can be very strange business. We have the band scene. Jimmy Bryant was, in reality, a very talented musician. While not my taste in music, the guitar playing is first rate and innovative. Although known in commercial circles, he apparently loathed "the system" and played to play. Would not be surprised if there was some story behind his appearance in the film along the lines of Coleman Francis asking him to play for minimal pay and the band accepting as long as Bryant got to play what he wanted.

[@feltongailey8987]

Ohhhh, was I ever waiting for one of the dudes to pull the ripcord and a bunch of pots and pans come flying out, like Yosemite Sam. On a more somber note, who has heard about the skydiving cameraman that mistook his camera gear for a chute and jumped...to his death, of course. I cannot and would not like to envision that final free fall.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Why Study Industrial Arts might be up there as one of if not my favourite short that MST3K has ever done. "Extruded plastic dingus"

[@RyanParreno]

Finally, the real classics are here

[@rebeccah.4983]

"Wake and bake!"

[@NigelLiottaMacDonald]

Don't mind if I do. Cheers. 🌫🌫😶‍🌫️🌫🌫

[@OniMorter]

"It made ya mad, it made ya *mean* mad" is something I want to use all the time.

[@tom1644x]

Send in the Clowns was such a variety show standard when I was growing up. 😂

[@dukerichards2158]

"You get that motorcycle out of this here barn..." 😂

[@ArtCrowMST3K]

I like coffee!

[@mikesilva3868]

Hilarious classic 😂

[@frankcolumbo4481]

"kiss me harry" 1:13:42 "Or kiss me smooth..."

[@frankcolumbo4481]

What acting!

[@mikezylstra7514]

You mean "What? Acting?"

[@jrpipik]

It gets worse every time I see it.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

There was more coffee drinking and coffee referencing in this movie than in Coffee and Cigarettes.

[@charliechaos2551]

I like a movie that doesn't complicate itself with a plot. Forward thinking!

[@astroguster5522]

Coffee, anyone? ☕

[@mrnielaudio]

“Cops can’t touch me up thereeee,” always gets me. 45:06

[@joeskis]

so many good riffs in this one. This place is littered in missile silos... last time I use a dart to chose my vacation....

[@johnrie18]

Now back to the harrowing adventures of Petey Plain!

[@bowbi123]

"Our nation's solar system" starting this one off strong.

[@itowmyhome797]

Mike is the best host

[@AndreaDavenport1]

The scriptwriters installed a special key on their typewriter that said “glance.”

[@genghiscan2918]

Coffee?

[@simonandsimon2352]

"I know you." Inspired dialogue! 40:45

[@brianschroeder2292]

¡Love mst3k!

[@RazorsEdge1810]

I put a patio in the living room!

[@punkmonkey880]

A string of "poloponies". Ed Norton would be so proud!

[@SuikodenClive]

Not everyone can be a robot polisher, said Klaus Schwabb.

[@Frogchannelgaming]

Wish I could find all these locations on Google maps...what's the actual name of the skydiver bar

[@trippjohnson7393]

Sadly, this is probably Coleman’s best film.

[@matthewszalkowski4719]

Eraserhead had more continuity

[@mikezylstra7514]

Oh! So that's a pancreas.

[@Daugueffxi]

Why the acid? Maybe they thought people would just make up the plot in their heads.

[@TheGallifreyanLegacy]

I have no idea why, but everytime I hear Tom say "Oh, the previous tenant didn't flush!”, I can't seem to stop laughing.

[@BunhieKleever]

Who the narrator, Forest Gump?

[@FirstPlace100]

I WET'EM

[@khan-artist2443]

Why does the photographer look like John Cleese with a terrible wig

[@evilpooky]

Gypsy is the best singer. :)

[@bobsmith284]

MST3K Writers' room: "Have we complained about white people?" "I've got a joke, it's about white people being on screen. "

[@BurgermanForever-nh2vp]

Cope

[@OniMorter]

Name two times that happened in this movie, you child.

[@unyieldingcreek1]

Depressed, yet?

[@lOrdofdOrkness73]

despite what the policeand news papers say Im not a killer