Yes… This is Ubisoft's "AAAA Budget Game"

[@pacoytal1756]

We got aloe vera physics instead of good gameplay

[@j.k.4584]

😂

[@Toshiboyai]

And only sometimes

[@PapalinoMusic]

xD

[@acetone29]

Aloe Vera has healing properties, so i guess its lore accurate.

[@mjkrh]

Not even aloe vera physics bro it was the 2nd plant

[@Atomskayser]

Tbh, that single plant physics are incredible, shame they forgot to work on the rest of the game.

[@wasabi.2839]

The budget went only to that plant.

[@xenochrist15]

One of the designers worked on that particular plant, forgot about it, tried to remember where it was when they copied and pasted the rest of the landscape cells that didn’t have those physics.

[@josephr.8622]

​@@wasabi.2839🤣 facts, dogsht game overall

[@tiagorodrigues5778]

whats the point of that if the actual game is shit

[@paulohenriquesilvadelima9031]

i think im crazy but i think far cry 2 did an similar mechanic with plants

[@SantasBrother-ds4ls]

At this point, i wouldn't even pirate ubisoft games with a 10 inch pole

[@ashistoxic8447]

what kind of poles are 10 inches

[@thatonechillguy2427]

@@ashistoxic8447mine is, it’s like a torpedo you can try it too if you want.

[@drunkengibberish1143]

⁠@@ashistoxic8447in some places they are called sticks! But I wouldn’t pirate it with a 39.5 foot pole.

[@wellallnasib]

They do get better, but by the time they do either they are $5-$10 with all addons or their DRM have been broken by pirates. So the people who pay $100+ to UBI gets to play the shittiest version of their games and you know what I believe they deserve it.

[@fanusrust]

Nah. Pirating implies you want to play it... I won't even consider it.

[@jovold93]

budget 70% marketing, 10% gameplay, 20% visuals. There was no budget for AI

[@tiofeels4793]

99% one single plant physics

[@martinwinther6013]

Fish AI woulda been better

[@SKYLIGHTER1138]

I was expecting someone to fort miner this but no one did and now im sad....

[@sedwards3995]

sorry, they needed money for their diversity hires

[@jovold93]

@@SKYLIGHTER1138 I totally see it now

[@metalman4393]

0:25 I see that stormtrooper has graduated from the Skyrim School of "Must've been the wind"

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

"Must've been the force"

[@Rilintar-live]

I think he did not even graduate, because Skyrim's mobs are sharper

[@urtoryu_dy_althraidn]

NPC guard and with a stormtrooper's helmet to boot. Did you really expect him to see anything?

[@alexnather7614]

Hey Jerry how's the gameplay and story comin along? " Oh I'll get workin on that right after I'm finished with these plant physics" Alright jerry...

[@primusro]

I played games 20 years ago where the developers would've been ashamed to launch their game with this AI.

[@daishan1234]

at least in metal gear solid 1, you actually had to at least hide in a box

[@alttabris1046]

The mob algorithm may be artificial, but I don't think there was any intelligence involved.

[@sixx2683]

far cry 6 ai was equally atrocious

[@PMTojoHideki]

Even the pokemon NPCs from 20 yrs ago are better than these, once they got their eyes on you there's no escape

[@muhdamir6939]

The intelligent just 0% Or maybe bro just play on easy mode😂

[@SlurpyPie]

Truely the most Ubisoft game of all time

[@royals6413]

Oof... Those rations did a number on me

[@arcangeld]

Of all the AAA games made by Ubisoft. This is one of them.

[@jtvprodesign]

i get all their game for free on epic, and i barely play it

[@oleksandr2234]

Assassin's Creed 1-3 were really good.

[@SlurpyPie]

@@oleksandr2234 Most of Ubisoft's older games were really good before 2014-2016 now they just release half baked slop with an occasional rare gem here and there like the Prince of Persia game.

[@senormarston]

By this point I'm sure all these "AAA games" are a money laundry scheme or something like that. I don't have proves but neither doubts

[@jackhew93]

Good point, i didnt think of that. That would explain why talent gets binned and companies can just keep making trash

[@Rtplb]

Its a AAAA game don't forget about that

[@СмеющийсяЧеловек-я3ш]

Может быть,но это не значит, что нужно делать всё настолько халтурно,как минимум это и вызывает вопросы (:

[@winzyl9546]

Nah, its braindead, but there is a braindead market for it. Just look at outlaw subreddit.

[@Paios]

but this is the first AAAA game! its whole purpose is apparently to sink a company, who knew?!

[@HartleySan]

Give that plant-physics guy a raise. The rest of the team? Well...

[@alexnather7614]

Hey Jerry how's the gameplay and story comin along? " Oh I'll get workin on that right after I'm finished with these plant physics" Alright jerry...

[@alanwalkman29]

0:42 stealth achievement unlocked - ghost of the old republic

[@jessecarter960]

Who needs lightsabers, blasters, or even a knife when you can just bare knuckle punch a metal helmet

[@nlmaster9811]

Who said they were metal?

[@Jiujitretas]

@@nlmaster9811 he did

[@sickkunt1573]

@@nlmaster9811 They're at least as tough, if not tougher than kevlar. Punching that helmet would breaj your hands.

[@nlmaster9811]

@@sickkunt1573 Kevlar is a fabric so that doesn’t really mean much as far as hand harm.

[@sickkunt1573]

@@nlmaster9811 Never said it was the same material, just as tough if not tougher. Which means it can easily withstand punches. The material seems to be much harder, which would cause injury.

[@jrchannel7405]

I can't wait for the year 2050 so we can play AAAAAAAAAA games

[@cool_waffle8492]

In this case AAAAAAAAAA doesn't mean quality of the game but the scream that will come out of your mouth once you spend your money on this pile of code and assets

[@jackraptor695]

Same issue with multigender people nowadays, extra AAAAAAAAAA in chromosomes

[@Topinamburenjoyer]

More like "goofy AAAAAAAAAHH" game

[@adamcorbett5289]

Itll be a rerelease of galaga with worse interface

[@cerebrustusbordungolski7183]

@@adamcorbett5289 press x to activate galaga sense

[@Lucario4thewin]

Who ever was in charge of the plants, good job.

[@cosmomontanaro5759]

Plant*

[@nlmaster9811]

At least the one that worked.

[@ZeedwareView]

big W for some low paying engineer in 3rd world country

[@Al-Pacino-k7v]

​@@cosmomontanaro5759*Plants. Its not the only one

[@josephr.8622]

I don't think it matters at this point the game is overall dogsht 😹

[@oneangryboi408]

Someone in that overworked studio is mighty proud of their detailed plants I bet

[@isaacfigueiredo5950]

Now I understand what is the purpose of adding one more A, one more A means you're screaming more at the developers

[@harpyi7490]

I'm not sure the devs are who you should scream at tho

[@waffleisnice]

​@@harpyi7490not the plant guy obv

[@pacomatic9833]

Screaming at them to go faster

[@tales527]

HE LOOKED AT YOU DIRECTLY! TWICE!!! HOW DID HE NOT SEE YOU!?!

[@kiam9722]

This is Ubisoft bro you welcome

[@IceHeartAlpha]

must have been the (wind) helmet 😅😂

[@sherlock4058]

The sun in his eyes 🌝 😂😂

[@uthopia27]

Luke Skywalker confirm tht the helmet can be really dark sometimes

[@RaymondSwanson-u9y]

Forgot his beer goggles.

[@onong.9013]

Stormtroopers were always blind, This is movie accurate.

[@ahmedaliyu1495]

Bad Aiming

[@naterksmr]

They still have better vision than Ubisoft

[@user-nu7xx7pc1d]

😂😂😂

[@Kreschavier]

Dont insult the OT movie troopers. they slaughtered non-mc characters. They wounded, sometimes badly wounded main characters. But these guys... jesus

[@brucemanly]

In the first movie they were told to let them go too.

[@SheldonAdama17]

At this point I have to wonder if these “games” aren’t some giant money laundering operation.

[@jace_albers]

I truly hope so I could make a game with this quality with 2 guys a copy of blender and 6 months and I'm not a good developer

[@ren9143]

Is it money laundering if people may willingly?

[@zeked4200]

​@@ren9143 Of course it is. Studios are investing massive amounts of money into games...and somehow that doesn't end up being reflected in the quality of the game. Whether users eventually end up getting duped into (or willfully) buying the game is irrelevant to what's happening behind the scenes.

[@mandocrafts4311]

that actually makes sense

[@normalusername5223]

@@ren9143 That's not what money laundering is. He's suggesting that the money investors put into the development company was stolen and the game exists to justify a balance sheet entry.

[@PatrikGluchowski]

after the aloe vera physics, they were like... that costs to much... leave it there, but also don't do the others

[@clumsykiki]

That single plant physics is an easter egg to Far Cry 2 physics

[@Tris1000]

I’ve been replayed GTA 4 recently and it actually blew my mind at how behind some of these modern open world games actually are

[@w3kt723]

yep, GTA 4 was a master piece and it's hard to believe it was released in 2008!! different times

[@garemo1]

You're comparing a Rockstar game to Ubisoft? lol

[@angryspongegamer5535]

Every Rockstar game BUT ESPECIALLY Grand Theft Auto IV was extremely ahead of it's time. In every aspect.

[@wasabi.2839]

So far Rockstar have provide greatness, emphasis on ''so far'' because it can change with GTA 6.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@garemo1 He's comparing a game from 2008 to a game from 2024 lmao.

[@hardydeamon7728]

famous skyrim dialog: MUST BE WIND

[@Peaceful-channel-l6d]

Difference being that Skyrim is actually amazing game and the enemy AI is actually sort of smart

[@tatsuhikotomita5287]

@@Peaceful-channel-l6d That's because the enemy AI is cheating, just like in Fallout 4, the enemies can always hit you accurately.

[@toffeelatte6042]

@@Peaceful-channel-l6d "Skyrim is actually amazing" hahaha the cope on this one

[@bhavyagulati5738]

@@toffeelatte6042 Lol what do u mean cope, Skyrim is legendary

[@ilikeyourbody7599]

​@@toffeelatte6042It's one of the most successful games in it's genre by far. You are entitled to your opinion but you are in the minority. Have fun living under a rock when elder scrolls six comes out lol

[@jonathanwoods9827]

The oblivion music really makes it

[@antoniomarino9444]

body's still warm...

[@JesusPlsSaveMe]

​@@antoniomarino9444 *Revelation 3:20* Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless. Revelation 22:12-14 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

[@Tigershark-qy2gq]

Thank you! Removing this from my Steam wish list.

[@bennytoady]

The oblivion music queuing during the stealth part is genius

[@hieunguyenrileygekko]

high quality plant assets from Avatar Frontiers of pandora, i guess

[@NorthEevee]

No way they actually reused those?

[@Hirnlego999]

That game felt like a giant copy and paste

[@Navefreamo]

@@NorthEeveethey reuse all they can

[@kieragard]

​@@NorthEeveeit makes sense to reuse assets, everyone does it.

[@NorthEevee]

@@kieragard Yeah but these are two isolated studios aren't they?

[@arifhossain9751]

Are those the "Industry Plants" everyone was talking about?

[@tanejasakhil]

0:33 That Storm Trooper needs some premium eye care

[@TOM-yd8ub]

Probably will 'see' worse without the helmet.😂

[@JakeseyDK]

Should've gone to Specsavers

[@VicentitoGris]

best stormtrooper intelligence simulation ever

[@CATTYRACKS]

never returned a game faster in my life.

[@qu1253]

I just can't get over how she's able to knock out fully armored storm troopers with her bare hands. It looks so ridiculous.

[@redeyejedi17]

Even less realistic the fact it's a woman knocking stormtroopers out.

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

They learned from Kenobi, a show where a late middle aged woman was able somehow knock out a Stormtrooper with a light slap.

[@baronhelmut2701]

Thats actually one of the few plausible things. I am talking from experience here. I knocked out my brother once because he was trying to scare me with a darth vader helmet. Getting hit on a helmet is actually much worse than getting hit directly on the head. Because the strike makes the entire helmet ring.

[@saschaherrmann1665]

They wear plastic armor. So thats no armor at all

[@smugwendigo5123]

​@@redeyejedi17 really dawg really?

[@Boomer04888]

Far Cry 2 had similar plant damage clear back in 2008, and nobody even really talked about it. That game had fantastic immersive elements when it came to environmental damage overall

[@RedShirtGuy96]

because its not rocket science to make some kind of low-impact reusable chunking animation for a plant or shrub, at least it wasn't back in 2008, but in 2024 its laughable because this is apparently where all the budget went to instead. Modern games are just full tech demos now. There might be a game underneath, but all it's meant for is to pander to people who impulsively buy top tier GPUs. Really GPU manufacturers are just as much to blame as the studios, they are hand in hand working together to push half-baked products and technologies for maximum profit

[@lifeinthehands6972]

​@@RedShirtGuy96 Wtf is tech demo? Tlou2,Rdr2,Gow,Re2-4,CodMw reboots,Uncharted 4,Far Cry 5,Ac Origins-Odyssey these are top class games.

[@SameerKhan-nf3no]

​@@lifeinthehands6972Bruh far cry 5 was awesome as was 1 to 4, 6 though is dreadfull AF,I didn't bother going past the third mission 😂

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@lifeinthehands6972 You really need to play more games.

[@lifeinthehands6972]

@@DonVigaDeFierro sorry bro. I am dentistry student. I dont have actually that time to play unknown shits. Fifa 19,Rdr2,Cod games,Ac games,Far Cry games,RE games,Spiderman 1-2 all are top class games.

[@gabrielbelmont8013]

Ubisoft finally made a game that you can play with your monitor disabled.

[@CarlosHenrique-vn4gb]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Apxllxn]

You convinced me, Im playing oblivion again

[@Splotched]

Punching stormtroopers has got to be the least satisfying combat method you could think of in the star wars universe.

[@itswa30]

their vision cones are just a straight line

[@diegomaynez1425]

Sixteen times the detail Wait, wrong developer.

[@zerosam5541]

He did not lie the graphics were sixteen times the details

[@redeyejedi17]

"Fully explorable planets"

[@LowBudgetGamer-o6l]

​@@zerosam5541sadly there was 16 times less game.

[@zerosam5541]

@@LowBudgetGamer-o6l it got people to play the game and modders to fix it todd Howard deserve a award dude goes to stage and does marketing justu and game sells

[@deano2160]

Let us not forget the canvas bag.

[@luker3752]

To be fair those rations did do a number on her, she can no longer move

[@TheoMartin_]

Just imagine the smell!!

[@josecarlosfloressaraiba]

0:26 stormtrooper: What was that? Must be the wind.

[@ClubedosPugs69]

It looks like those step sister "movies" from that weird site.

[@HoldFastFilms]

Yes I believe so.

[@maelarch6906]

can't believe this is the same company that made Black Flag 😂😂😂, Boy oh Boy how the mighty have fallen

[@cheesyvoid3143]

Those rations did more than just a number on them. Those troopers' cognitive functions might have become limited because of those rations.

[@cosmomontanaro5759]

It's the backstory of why they could never hit Harrison Ford in the movies.

[@DioStandsStill]

​@Matija-ml4zq they also having those rations as well💀

[@TheMustangForce]

At this point i think the npc are actually roleplaying with her

[@tylerbryanhead]

I'm starting to see why Game Journalists love this game. Ai is so stupid it's near impossible to lose.

[@adradox]

I'm sorry but putting Oblivion music to this sounds inappropriate. Oblivion's NPCs are smarter than that.

[@FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot]

Oblivion's NPCS are smarter than Ubisoft developers 😆

[@JEFFREYSOLORIO]

I was thinking the same thing LOL

[@ivanlagrossemoule]

@@FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot I wouldn't blame the developers as much as the suits.

[@MrNorbi001]

@@ivanlagrossemoule No. Devs especially knew what they are doing. If they are not able to make things properly they deserve all hate they´ve got. This AI is not made by suits, but by diletants from Ubisoft.

[@yihadistxdl951]

@@FlyingSpaghettiMonsterZealot its insane that bethesda 2008 AI was better than ubisoft 2024 AI. especially when WE KNOW that ubisoft can do better. you know why? because they HAVE DONE BETTER. far cry 3 had 30x smarter ai and detection than this game. and not even oblivion, the npc ai in fucking morrowind was more advanced than in this game

[@swapnilgopalka]

The stealth looks like parody skit from Viva Dirt League 😆

[@NotAWomble]

“Where’d they go?!” “Huh?” “Must’ve been the wind…”

[@jaredbeacher]

"Must've been the wind.."

[@manhquach1266]

If this game is an AAAA GTA 5 must be an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@bugboy9915]

rdr2 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Alex777-ei2qq]

The AAA was supposed to be a credit score, it meant your investment were guaranteed returns. Considering how hard some of these AAA and the self proclaimed AAAA games have been floppin, they really destroyed what the As meant in the industry lol

[@Sharakad]

She's just a hidden force user and all makes sense.

[@MarcoArciaga]

what's the background music at 0:22? it sounds so familiar!

[@cenetour]

skyrim

[@cjthomson113]

​@@cenetourit's actually The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, this music wasn't present in Skyrim

[@cenetour]

@ ohhh that makes sense my bad

[@emanuel_paschoal8982]

Almost like serenity from RE4

[@artfx9]

Well, technucally they are legally blind..

[@LukeBannon-e3r]

Remember kids, the ‘A’s are not an assurance of quality They are an indicator of budget size

[@kennyng2730]

it could also means abysmal. triple A. tsk.

[@RiddheshZaveri]

True

[@specialist_from_1980]

it's a panic scream)

[@HeIsTheBluesCat]

Triple aaah where is my wallet

[@Alex-nk8bw]

Weird thing is, the cone for enemy line of sight seems to point straight forward, no matter where they turn their heads. So they sometimes look straight at you, but still don't spot you. Even Thief - Dark Project was better in that regard - back in 1998(!)

[@HMMCG91]

0:49 PAC-MAN level design

[@Mikelica69]

XD

[@baegopado]

😂

[@Alex-gg9ht]

Nah, PAC-man has better coded levels than this.

[@DrewRoshambo]

Playing Marty O'Donnell's Halo music to this slop should be a crime against humanity.

[@Neog2]

I thought I was the only one who heard Perilous Journey in the first 20 seconds before the Elder Scrolls music started haha.

[@tannerh.wilsonpianocaressi6201]

Immediately appreciate the Halo 2 Soundtrack at the beginning

[@thejdmunknown4228]

News of the day: Ubisoft gonna leave the Stoxx europe 600 (related to the economy) in the end of september,they are more cooked than before

[@ricardohoang8452]

They can't fix shits even they are private 😂

[@warmike]

are they gonna get delisted because of the stock price drop?

[@Chibicat2024]

@@warmike most likely. At this point they just need to collapse.

[@IceHeartAlpha]

even the stormtroopers dont want to be in this game they arent playing it seriously, how can we? 😂

[@Dalmatinac3]

Another reason why i still play games from the 1990s.

[@Kronin-n6f]

Be honest. You can't afford a gaming machine. Hence the board games on your channel and some tabletop garbage that's not even warhammer.

[@naitor2594]

@@Kronin-n6f I mean modern games after the early 2010s are garbage anyway, not missing much

[@Kronin-n6f]

@@naitor2594 you're not wrong, but it's a far stretch to say anything past the 90's was garbage. There have been plenty of phenomenal games released since then the fact that old mate hasn't played any is on him. If you get a decent rig you can play some amazing games the way they were intended to be played. Can't tell me WoW wasn't the biggest thing on the planet all the way to 2015. That came out in 2004. On top of that Minecraft came out in 2011 literally the biggest game of the time, along with GTA 5 and so on so forth. There are amazing games out there, you just need a decent computer or the latest tech to run them. Would suck to be poor.

[@naitor2594]

@@Kronin-n6f All of those games are on the early 2010s lol

[@aestronk-hungryball]

​​​@@naitor2594 ahem, RDR2, Elden Ring, Sekiro, Basically any batman arkham game (including shadows), Any mainline nintendo games, DMC5, Gow: 2018 and rägnarok, Black Myth: Wukong, those are the ones i can name right away, but yeah i do agree like 70% of recent AAA games are ass nowadays

[@habbathejutt5749]

Back in my Days Ubisoft were one of the top publishers with AC2, Anno, From Dusk, Heroes 6, Settlers 3 and so on.

[@Awkci_gaming]

Ok but the plant damage thing is pretty cool.

[@unclepain10]

Even Oblivion music can't help this game.

[@yihadistxdl951]

and it feels misplaced here because oblivion npc's are significantly more intelligent than what they are in this game. you can see the difference clear as day from this short video alone

[@MeanCalifa]

Every time Ubisoft publishes a new game it instantly becomes pure comedy gold.

[@reviathan3524]

Thumbnail is like that Spy Kids 3D image meme with Sylvester Stallone pointing at us at the cinema

[@alexin6647]

TES music hits so perfect....

[@ctrlaltdeletec]

Crazy to think somebody really approved this.

[@ishitrealbad3039]

1:10 this is the laziest way to do this..... should've just teleported the little guy instead of animating him below the floor.....

[@kiam9722]

My blind uncle can see better than enemies in this game 😭😭

[@djvirtlgaming]

“The AI will take over the world” The AI:

[@spiritualzorro]

Hahaha let us hope it never gets smarter

[@luispadilla2842]

The clueless trooper made be remember how Soldiers in MGS5 would spot if they turned their head in your general direction and didn't even need body facing you to see you

[@fatalbora1778]

''hmm must've been the force'' ahh enemies

[@lancesniper]

Not surprising considering at least AA budget went into funding the very expensive..."consulting".

[@HussainNaseem]

the triple A funding went into researching political correctness and gender equality research

[@pradeepdungdung4379]

so we're still supposed to believe this isn't made by some obscure indie studio?

[@Shadow86TheGamer]

Right? There's no way that budget went into this garbage. Someone bagged most of it and this was done by some poor indie developer with a quarter of the budget. Or something else fishy. Such poor quality across the board.

[@zretil]

you know, the best stealth game ever made was from an indie studio, they are the source of most innovation in gaming

[@Stabbant2000]

@@zretildifference between corpo product & passion project

[@adronius147]

Might have had the chance to be good if it was actually made by an obscure indie studio.

[@WanArk86]

I remember when Ubi actually has a budget games.

[@DanteEhome]

Ngl the leave cutting is quite nice.

[@capralmarines4043]

You could literally do the same in Crysis from 2007..

[@chillguy9971]

This was also in the jedi fallen order games where cal kestis bops the atat pilots together like a little goodnight smooch and they're immediately paralyzed and comatose

[@shido8597]

Ubisoft peaked at 2018 and it's gone now

[@BELHASAN]

2014 you mean

[@AImeriia]

@@BELHASAN Peak was 2012-2013, downhill from there.

[@phinguyen6399]

no, this is the new peak. Every other games should follow suit

[@pradeepdungdung4379]

what released in 2018?

[@BELHASAN]

@@pradeepdungdung4379 far cry 5 tbh it was very good

[@miiboyy]

Lmao this npc perfectly embodies Ubisofts employees..

[@DaDukeSWE]

I wonder how PROUDE the dev team is with this game? This look like a " WE DONT HAVE MORE TIME! SKIP THE GOOD THINGS AND REALEASE THIS ALMOST PERFECT GAME, BECAUSE ITS STARWARS, THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH?!!"

[@lostSkyRyu]

I can totally imagine a Intern made the first thingy and someone else made everything else.

[@salidrawnbuild1697]

That’s how stormtroopers are in the movies. I love the attention to detail.

[@kiowafourty964]

people today wont touch older games because "the graphics look bad" but this is what they play instead.

[@razrv3lc]

which is wild because a lot of older games can be modded to have to better textures lol

[@Ghost7264]

I think their greatest game was Assassin's Creed Black Flag. None of their games since have captivated me as much as that.

[@ArariaKAgelessTraveller]

Anno 1800 is pretty good, but might not your cup of tea

[@motogp4658]

Don’t forget FarCry 3, then it all went down hill for Ubisoft

[@TheKalzune]

@@motogp4658 Thats where they found 'The Formula'™

[@JasonHustler]

Cyberpunk seems like masterpiece to this

[@wolfgang4534]

Bro don't you ever compare this shit with cyberpunk. It had a rocky start because of performance and bugs, but it's one of the best games I've played in the last couple of years. It's awesome and the DLC is even better. The bugs are gone, the performance is way better. So yeah, It's pretty damn close to be a masterpiece. Always trust CDprojekt and Larian to deliver quality games, because they're the only ones who value their art more than their quarterly earning or whatever. CDPR knew they fd up, and they more than made up for that.

[@hatredbloomify]

did u really just compare cyberpunk to this 😂

[@denisliber6740]

@@wolfgang4534 rocky start for 4 years...

[@NuttachaiTipprasert]

@@denisliber6740 The core mechanics of Cyberpunk were already there. The problems they had were just technical issues. So, yeah. It's a night and day compared to this slop. There's no way you can justify those stupid AIs when the game is stealth focus. You just can't.

[@RylanStorm]

How quickly people forget. Cyberpunk was a mess at launch. You'd walk into Night City and there'd be 20 people but it would be 4 groups of the same 5 models. When you commit a crime, the police would turn up, look around and leave. You could shoot the police and they'd not react. Random bodies would drop off buildings and die into the street. It was like mass suicide. Vehicles would smash into objects that weren't there. Main quests were bugged and you'd have to restart several saves back to get back on track. It was a year before it was a decent experience and by that point it was down to $15. Outlaws is 6 days old.

[@thealmightyduck335]

a true "must've been the wind" moment

[@itsoktoberight4431]

Imagine rations doing a number on you while you're in that suit

[@Gajubas]

0:28 AHAHAHA😂the enemies are dumber than in MGS

[@SheldonAdama17]

Rey: I’m the most insufferable girlboss ever. This lady: Hold my hand… No, not like that!

[@JustCauseFan]

and you won'T believe the amount of people that defend this shit, i can't grasp how people don't want good games anymore, they just accept every shit they throw at you

[@DaDaDo661]

Reddit threads of top comments saying it's a 8/10 or 9/10 games. Wtf.

[@DioStandsStill]

​​@@DaDaDo661 that's just echo chamber of npcs shown in the video💀

[@tnzuw]

wasn't expecting halo music in this clip

[@R.CHIZ.Gaming]

At this point, I wait at least a year before even trying games anymore...

[@TE5LA-GAMING]

In the early days of games, it was typically a passion project by a small team of developers. Today, it's a giant conglomerate with hundreds of people and profit is the only motive.

[@shotscarecrow]

There are many, many more passion projects made by small teams of developers now than there were then. It's just that none of you buy them.

[@razrv3lc]

@@shotscarecrow because a lot of them are unfinished "early access" garbage that never gets finished. for every stardew valley, there's a hundred Coral Islands.

[@siva2610]

Passion projects don't pay for PS5s and RTXs (for the ones doing all the work anyway), my friend. This was always inevitable.

[@MinecraftMartin]

The more realistic a game tries to be, the more noticeable it is where it fails

[@RedShirtGuy96]

Everyone is too obsessed with the technical aspects of modern games, resolution, framerates and physics. GPU manufacturers are to blame as well pushing half-baked experimental technologies like ray tracing, which is a fun gimmick but lets stop trying to re-design games around their reflections and start focusing on the actual game. We've completely forgotten how to actually make games anymore it seems. Nowadays, studio titles are just very expensive tech demos, just trying to push the latest generation of PC hardware.

[@MaximusUnder]

and THAT, folks, is why I play cult of the lamb

[@staciefreshener4032]

@@RedShirtGuy96 TO be honest I don't mind tech demos , but they should not call it a game. If they make a game like this which is bad but awesome graphics , you can put them in Tech demos / software category. It's like 3D wildmark or something but with extra steps.. ( or inputs )

[@gummitarzan8545]

ubisoft might just be laundering money...

[@lukabrasi001]

they have the same voice actors from the Division games... they're not even trying to change their voice around

[@p90590]

The true AAAA are the punches she deal. Sheesh that woman got a jackhammer.

[@sir_christmas_leopold_duckson]

Man, Ubisoft used to be one of my top favorite game companies. Far Cry 6 was the last game I played from them and it will likely stay that way.

[@yihadistxdl951]

i feel like ubisoft has to have several studios with completely different people working there. because far cry 6 still was not dei filled at all, gameplay, ai, graphics and story were all really good. i mean obviously the story doesnt compare to that of far cry 3 not even close, but as an overall video game just miles upon miles ahead of this dogshit game that they made. its really hard to believe these are the same developers making this shit

[@pufferball]

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[@miles5186]

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[@Cosmixthegoober_]

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[@Sharky-1507]

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[@Lunararereal]

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[@panzermorph]

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[@yegenek]

A 100 lbs girl knocking out armored 190 lbs dudes with one fist is stupidity on another level.

[@JSmith73]

The Portal / Star Wars crossover I didn't expect.

[@Kresy-c4h]

Raise the flags we sail