Muhammad’s Satan: The Peeing, Farting Phantom

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Muhammad seemed to think that Satan peed and farted.
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Volume 1, Book 11, Number 582
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@davidmckelvey2601
@davidmckelvey2601 Ай бұрын
Did Muhammad intend Islam to just be a satirical view of Judaism and Christianity? It sure feels that way.
@IsaiahRowland-jg7sg
@IsaiahRowland-jg7sg Ай бұрын
He was called the ear by people in his town. He just heard stories by jews, Christians, pagans, and then recycled them
@clayton4349
@clayton4349 Ай бұрын
It feels more like if the producer of Scary Movie 1-4, Superheroes Movie, and other parody movies decided to make a Religious Movie.
@Cicelyqed
@Cicelyqed Ай бұрын
​@clayton4349 Exactly what I've been saying for years! Islam seems like the "bad reboot" version of Christianity
@The_Literate_Christian
@The_Literate_Christian Ай бұрын
@@Cicelyqed And to add support to your claim, Surah 9:5
@freshbakedclips4659
@freshbakedclips4659 29 күн бұрын
Islam is more of a parody of Judaism and Christianity
@pizzaninja5145
@pizzaninja5145 Ай бұрын
This is the fastest growing religion? 💀
@forklordbbb8684
@forklordbbb8684 Ай бұрын
I mean it’s this or death in the Middle East sometimes 💀
@christopherharvey4257
@christopherharvey4257 Ай бұрын
Its also the fastest shrinking religion. It holds both due to birthrates and apostasy rates.
@danielromani2964
@danielromani2964 Ай бұрын
@@christopherharvey4257took the words out of my mouth. They’re counting members that technically haven’t even become Muslim yet
@pizzaninja5145
@pizzaninja5145 Ай бұрын
@@christopherharvey4257 Exactly every time I tell them that they can’t believe it, because Sheikh Uthman and other Muslims don’t tell them that part 🤣
@jacekelly1932
@jacekelly1932 Ай бұрын
Fastest by birth, with the highest apostasy rate.
@truthovertea
@truthovertea Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Just imagine Mohammad’s followers faces when he first mentioned this
@MetroMan13
@MetroMan13 Ай бұрын
Their Faces: ⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠗⠉⢐⠚⠀⡰ ⠃⠀⠀⢀⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⡀⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⠀⠠⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠃⡆⢰⡀⠀⠀ ⢀⣀⣤⣤⣀⢮⠻⢿⣿⠛⣠⣤⣶⣶⣄⠀⢸⣧⠀⠀ ⣿⣏⣁⢀⣀⡁⢀⣾⡇⠈⣴⣀⣀⣀⣽⡇⠀⠁⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡀⡿⣿⣿⠦⣬⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣗⣿⣿⠋⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡏⠙⣟⡿⡟⣚⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢻⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⣀⣀⣠⣀⡈⠙⢾⣿⣿⡟⣥⠀⠀⠀ ⠮⠻⠿⡇⣌⣛⡻⣟⣽⡿⢋⣡⠘⣿⡟⢱⣻⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⡄⢲⡇⠻⢿⣑⡓⠛⣫⡿⠟⠀⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣷⣦ ⢷⠀⣴⣷⠀⠀⢿⣹⣯⡍⠀⠀⢰⣿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣸⡄⠙⠻⠦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠴⠿⠿⠰⣸⣿⣿
@我在這裡
@我在這裡 Ай бұрын
No way, where did you get that face from, ​@@MetroMan13?
@MetroMan13
@MetroMan13 Ай бұрын
​@@我在這裡 evihcrA trA IICSA I don't want many to know. You gotta figure out which way to sort this out. Then put it in google.
@MetroMan13
@MetroMan13 Ай бұрын
@@我在這裡 By the way, not all art can fit into YT comments. Most are actually too big. I personally put mine into my notes app to see which are fine to use and them have them ready to use.
@darthbanana7
@darthbanana7 Ай бұрын
Al-bukhari is probably a forgery
@bradalanmusic808
@bradalanmusic808 Ай бұрын
Lets not forget that satan sleeps in everybody's nose at night. Alla made satan omnipresent, and alla is not even omnipresent 😂😂😂 and alla is not able to go down into creation, or something
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@Error_UsernameUnavailable read it to find out
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo Ай бұрын
​@@aromatic_curry, a book who didn't get a proper philosophy and education, only Unga Dunga edition, even Jewish fisherman's are smarter than this Arab caveman who didn't had a solid evidence if he is Ismael descendants 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@Error_UsernameUnavailable ikr
@solidtin2916
@solidtin2916 Ай бұрын
@@bradalanmusic808 İdk where you got that from but in İslam God is omnipresent, and what does ‘go down into creation’. Read the Qur’an before just watching a Christian youtuber wrongfully and sometimes even deceitfully explaining a religion you only know from TV
@solidtin2916
@solidtin2916 Ай бұрын
@Error_UsernameUnavailableRead it before going on to make uneducated assumptions
@Lord9Genesis
@Lord9Genesis Ай бұрын
This would be hilarious if Islam wasn't such a dangerous philosophy
@zabtronics
@zabtronics 13 күн бұрын
This is real. I may make fun of it as much as i want but i know it's evil. And it's spread needs to be stopped.
@josephjackson1956
@josephjackson1956 28 күн бұрын
Usually a bad smell means the presence of a demon, not one running away.
@djordjeprodanovic6292
@djordjeprodanovic6292 28 күн бұрын
It literally says "Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan."
@josephjackson1956
@josephjackson1956 27 күн бұрын
@@djordjeprodanovic6292 according to exorcists, the presence of demons is often met with a bad smell and as soon as they leave, the smell goes away. Not the other way around
@Zezumii
@Zezumii 19 күн бұрын
​@josephjackson1956 According to the hadith though, Satan gets so scared of the prayers that he farts and runs away.. and apparently he really does pee in your ears. Lol, so ridiculous!
@joshclips2053
@joshclips2053 Ай бұрын
Jesus in human form can't take a bathroom break, but a spirit being can pee in your ears??? Great logic, this book
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo Ай бұрын
I will believe if God became a 100% human, he must feel the flaws of humanity.
@joshclips2053
@joshclips2053 Ай бұрын
@@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo yes he can
@customarylover3857
@customarylover3857 28 күн бұрын
​@@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6joAnd he did. How else do you think Jesus experienced temptation in that desert?
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy
@ElonMuskrat-my8jy 26 күн бұрын
​@@customarylover3857Christ was not internally tempted since He is God. He willingly experienced the blameless passions like hunger, thirst, being tired, etc.
@customarylover3857
@customarylover3857 26 күн бұрын
@@ElonMuskrat-my8jy I know, but he experienced temptation nonetheless because he was human, too. Remember- he was fully God AND fully man. Satan hoped his human nature would make him vulnerable but his divine nature gave him enough will to resist without much thought.
@Oak_II
@Oak_II Ай бұрын
I can't believe people take this seriously💀
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 22 күн бұрын
I do
@gnas1897
@gnas1897 13 күн бұрын
I'm not a muslim but I'm pretty sure these are metaphors
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 13 күн бұрын
@@gnas1897 ahahhahahahaha
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 13 күн бұрын
@@gnas1897 very funny
@AGiantTalkingLizard
@AGiantTalkingLizard 12 күн бұрын
@@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN I feel bad for ya
@TheBibleCode
@TheBibleCode 28 күн бұрын
This is the Fartest growing religion
@AzureLeo-f8z
@AzureLeo-f8z 19 күн бұрын
Nice one
@AzureLeo-f8z
@AzureLeo-f8z 19 күн бұрын
Ye I saw this comment that said Mohammed let it rip during prayer and he had to blame it on satan
@Franzzz_E
@Franzzz_E Ай бұрын
PLEASE someone tell me what drugs he was using i need them
@MetroMan13
@MetroMan13 Ай бұрын
Muhammad was on cave shrooms. That's why he got his "revelation" in a cave. Imagination is a unique thing while under the influence.
@pizzaninja5145
@pizzaninja5145 Ай бұрын
1/2 cup of camel urine 1/2 cup of water that he dipped flies in.
@simonwhy
@simonwhy Ай бұрын
@@pizzaninja5145 1 teaspoon of "fluid" that is found in the backbone
@ilbrasciolarochearrostelac8762
@ilbrasciolarochearrostelac8762 Ай бұрын
Hear me out, cave mooshrooms mixed cave moss and a bit of mold ​@@MetroMan13
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo Ай бұрын
​@@pizzaninja5145, one cup of his saliva
@Vincenzo-wn1or
@Vincenzo-wn1or Ай бұрын
The prequel to the popular kid's book, 'the day my bum went psycho'
@jeffreyanderson6021
@jeffreyanderson6021 Ай бұрын
Either we just found out where the screenwriters for movies like Little Nicky, This Is The End, and so forth get their ideas, or there's just something funny about Satan and fart and poop jokes.
@Nick-qf7vt
@Nick-qf7vt Ай бұрын
This sounds like something I'd make up
@jcnigang
@jcnigang 28 күн бұрын
What a way to shift blame your own farts
@wandering_circles7487
@wandering_circles7487 Ай бұрын
That is what you get when you get your revelations and spiritual guidance from a guy who has no idea what a religion supposed to be. I bet these stupid things started when his brother in law died and he had to make up some of this shite.
@DarkMark-cf1ec
@DarkMark-cf1ec 29 күн бұрын
no its the fact that what Muhhamad himself did (like child.. yknow, torture, force conversion, selling out his own people, slavery) was seen by him as moral. the only evil a spoiled brat like him could see was minor annoyance, cause thats the only thing he suffered ever in his life.
@Bedrockminecraftiscool
@Bedrockminecraftiscool Ай бұрын
the ultimate fart joke
@tenmilesGLE
@tenmilesGLE Ай бұрын
And they try to deny the divinity of Jesus by saying Jesus ate (the implication is that he also went to the toilet). But here is the Islamic Satan, who some Muslims regard as a fallen Angel and he goes to the toilet and farts. One has to wonder if that means, that Angels fart in Islam? And if they do, do they also wash themselves with water before they present themselves before the Allah? And do they wash their feet (like the Sunnies do) or do they whipe (like the Shia). So many questions... I regard Islam to be a crappy excuse to not believe in good theology. And it's filled with crappy arguments against Jesus deity.
@johnlee7699
@johnlee7699 Ай бұрын
Yep 💯 Also, note how Islamic Satan only targets Muslims? Islamic Satan doesn't seem to have the ability to even get close to the Unbelievers or the People of the Book 😂😂😂
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@@johnlee7699 why would a robber rob an empty house
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@tenmilesGLE what does that even mean? Angels are part of the unseen world so we don't know exactly how they do stuff? Besides many scholars consider these to be metaphorical so that alone is enough so if you are so concerned about different opinions, why don't you know about this? God farting and going to the toilet is a lot weirder sounding than the devil (the filthiest creature in existence) going to the toilet and farting. And there is no implication Jesus ate in Christian theology, because you do believe he was 100% human so in your belief God did go to the toilet, he did fart, he did have an erection, he did poo, he did urinate himself as a child (as these are all things humans go through) The only crappy thing here is you basing your arguments against Islam based on random assumptions you have made about what Muslims claim to be part of the unseen
@tenmilesGLE
@tenmilesGLE Ай бұрын
@@aromatic_curry Here comes the Muslim, that doesn't understand the Trinity, trying to explain the unseen realm and trying to defend a false prophet by making the devil do metaphorical farts. The more simple explanation is: Mohammed produced intellectual brain farts.
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo
@ArmandoEnfectana-bp6jo Ай бұрын
​@@aromatic_curry, If God wanted to be 100% human, real 100% percent, he will experience the flaws of his creation unless God made us without the 100% flaw anyway.
@MilesDei95
@MilesDei95 Ай бұрын
I love the scientific book of mohamad
@bradalanmusic808
@bradalanmusic808 Ай бұрын
Right? Sperm comes from between the backbone and the rib 😂😂😂 And lives inside the woman for 40 days and 40 night 😂😂😂
@mariannagregorio2905
@mariannagregorio2905 Ай бұрын
Was he trying to explain sulfur smell? Wth
@Theophoruz
@Theophoruz Ай бұрын
Islam Islame
@DarkMark-cf1ec
@DarkMark-cf1ec 29 күн бұрын
when you are so evil that minor inconvenience is "the greatest of evils": the Quran written by Muhhamad.
@CristianoRonaldo-li9gu
@CristianoRonaldo-li9gu 15 күн бұрын
​@@DarkMark-cf1ecyou all shall know don't worry
@jacobmonti453
@jacobmonti453 Ай бұрын
I mean even if it’s poetic language or metaphorical or allegorical somehow that’s really funny
@Passer__
@Passer__ Ай бұрын
I can’t fathom what Satan peeing in your ear could symbolically or metaphorically represent. Maybe they thought that’s how earwax is made.
@Its_Hicham
@Its_Hicham Ай бұрын
As a muslim i never heard of this 💀
@TheSacredFaith
@TheSacredFaith Ай бұрын
Did you also hear that he sleeps in your nose which is why you must wash it out? “The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) is reported to have said, “When any of you wakes up from his sleep and makes ablution, let him clean his nose three times, because Satan stays at night at the upper part of his nose.” (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516) Or that Satan tries to trick you and coax you into farting during prayers, he pokes babies at birth, you must denounce Satan before s*x otherwise he can harm your child, yawning is from Satan... Etc etc. Please, just turn to Christ and find the true religion of peace 🕊️
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@TheSacredFaith first of all majority of scholars don't oblige washing the nose in the wudhu. Number 2, so what if Satan is in your nose, your acting as if God couldn't have given Satan that ability. Also not all scholars see such things as literal Also number 3, your acting as if Satan isn't your enemy who is trying to drag you towards hell. He distract people in their prayer by making think they have passed wind so that they get tired of praying and also to make them develop ocd in religious issues, you are really underestimating him here
@derrickofori330
@derrickofori330 Ай бұрын
​@aromatic_curry what on earth did u just type with your fingers
@TheSacredFaith
@TheSacredFaith Ай бұрын
@@aromatic_curry is satan omnipresent?
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@@derrickofori330 read what I wrote and find put lil bro
@davidmathews9633
@davidmathews9633 Ай бұрын
Matthew 4:10 Worship and serve GOD ONLY
@person1185
@person1185 Ай бұрын
Muslims do "worship and serve GOD ONLY"
@random-yl6ek
@random-yl6ek 29 күн бұрын
@@person1185They don't serve God they're serving the fantasy of this random pedo
@davidmathews9633
@davidmathews9633 27 күн бұрын
Good. GOD gave his name to Moses as YHWH in Torah. Is that the name of your God?
@Coolestsquad
@Coolestsquad 4 күн бұрын
I swear🤦‍♂️, if freedom of religion was better in the Middle East Islam would fall in less than a decade.
@gustavonomegrande
@gustavonomegrande Күн бұрын
"The writer barely disguised fetish" cliche still rings true.
@patrick9876
@patrick9876 Ай бұрын
Listens intently: What?
@Operator_Ninja
@Operator_Ninja Ай бұрын
Yeah, and if Satan is like A Deceiver doesn't Allah say he is like "of all Deceivers"? Or something like that? 😊
@johnlee7699
@johnlee7699 Ай бұрын
Yep, "Chief/Greatest of Decievers"* (3:54). The next verse after that declares that the Messiah is crucified and His followers will become dominant! 😊 *'khairul makireen' in the Arabic.
@narrowistheway77
@narrowistheway77 Ай бұрын
Modern Muslims try to deny it using modern Arabic as their basis for disagreement, but yes, according to the way classical Arabic should be translated from the 7th century, Allah is the “Greatest Deceiver”
@Michael-bk5nz
@Michael-bk5nz Ай бұрын
Of course all that is assuming any of the Hadiths are authentic which is unlikely,. 50 years after Mohammad died no one knew anything about him but then 250 years after that everyone knew every detail of his life? How likely is that?
@DarkMark-cf1ec
@DarkMark-cf1ec 29 күн бұрын
or that the apostles of Jesus were muslims.. despite Muhhamad writing the Quran (which is the book of Islam) 667 years after Christs death.. muslims time travel now?
@j.mtherandomguy8701
@j.mtherandomguy8701 28 күн бұрын
Well Sunni Muslims take them to be almost as authoritative (in practice MORE authoritative) as the Quran.
@Michael-bk5nz
@Michael-bk5nz 27 күн бұрын
@@j.mtherandomguy8701 yes and this is largely the Quran is incoherent gibberish unless you have some kind of historical context
@Horus-j3f
@Horus-j3f 23 күн бұрын
​@@DarkMark-cf1ecthey thought christianity was just a form of islam not so islamic
@felixmeier3298
@felixmeier3298 25 күн бұрын
But they have a Problem when Jesus has to go to the toilet... XD Why is no Muslim claiming that Satan is just a human?
@jacobfavret1729
@jacobfavret1729 Ай бұрын
He’s also present in all their ears and noses at once. But he’s only a shapeshifting jinn. He wrote himself into their book as somebody who can’t do nothing wrong to nobody 😂😂
@llChristIsKingll
@llChristIsKingll 23 күн бұрын
Not to mention grave torture for peeing in the wrong position ☠️
@kakkacarmenelectra7229
@kakkacarmenelectra7229 11 күн бұрын
Loads of your videos are brand new info to me. We’re allowed to mock and question Christianity but never Islam. Keep up the good work!
@MrPurple1221
@MrPurple1221 29 күн бұрын
Don't forget that every night, the devil goes into their nose, and they have to wash it out in the morning
@zabtronics
@zabtronics 13 күн бұрын
This sounds like a parody religion 😭
@euanthompson
@euanthompson Ай бұрын
You missed Bukhari 3295 and an-nasai 90 where he lives in your nose. However Ibn Majah 969 says blowing your nose is from satan. (This one is graded Daif but it is still funny because Ibn Majah clearly thought it was true)
@TylerHarris-yy7uf
@TylerHarris-yy7uf Ай бұрын
Muhammad trying to sneak in brainrot humor before everyone noticed...
@IsaiahINRI
@IsaiahINRI Ай бұрын
Was this meant to be taken literally? It's hard to believe anyone would think this is literally what happens, even for Islam
@Passer__
@Passer__ Ай бұрын
I couldn’t imagine any metaphorical meaning to Satan peeing in your ear. Him farting while running away could be a really weird way of saying that he’s scared of prayer.
@random-yl6ek
@random-yl6ek 29 күн бұрын
@@Passer__It could be that he's metaphorically pouring his lies into ur ears
@Michael-zi3kk
@Michael-zi3kk 5 күн бұрын
Dude Jesus talk in Parables all the time when he talked about Satan shiting himself he probably just meant that Satan was afraid.
@JGTtoday
@JGTtoday 3 күн бұрын
Wait ya'll think satan is supposed to cool???
@SuperBossGiovanni
@SuperBossGiovanni 25 күн бұрын
I was not ready for Muslim Billy Maze
@timd3895
@timd3895 Ай бұрын
Shayton in Islam is a victim of Allah 😇 In Quran 15.39 and 7.16 it says Shayton is doing to us the same things Allah did to him, and the only reason he's doing it is *_because_* Allah did it to him.
@roamandread1451
@roamandread1451 Ай бұрын
Does Allah pee in Shayton's ear every night?
@Rengokumeme
@Rengokumeme 19 күн бұрын
Bro even Christian satan sounds more real
@hopefultheism
@hopefultheism Ай бұрын
Me: I don’t think it can get any worse than fundamentalist Christian apologists. Muhammad: Peepee poopoo.
@smilepie5735
@smilepie5735 27 күн бұрын
John 3:16-21; John 14:6-7; Ephesians 2:8-9
@pagolgamers7997
@pagolgamers7997 2 күн бұрын
You Made rules in Your comment section no Insult that what you are doing, I am not here to Insult, but I am gonna reveal the words of your inside 😊 You are so Jealous of Islam 😊, Mashallah we are proud of it
@2000sancho
@2000sancho 8 күн бұрын
So a chipotle bathroon is where satan lices most of the time
@ayinlaoriyomi2517
@ayinlaoriyomi2517 8 күн бұрын
If u are having a very bad time just pick one of the comic hadiths I promise u, u will laugh ur lungs out 😹😹😹
@adrudds
@adrudds 9 күн бұрын
He lives in your nose when you sleep so you need to wash him out in the morning 🤣🤣 Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516)
@theedwardian
@theedwardian 24 күн бұрын
"He peepee poo 💩 fart fart" VERY *WISE* PEOPLE. 😂
@bufficliff8978
@bufficliff8978 Ай бұрын
Is there anyway to start making these videos dark mode? The bright white is brutal
@DrSoftman
@DrSoftman 10 күн бұрын
And I thought I could take them seriously for at least once.
@Gtagcash
@Gtagcash 14 күн бұрын
The man known as the Devil him literal self has Named himself Robert in these Modern times
@HartyBiker
@HartyBiker 23 күн бұрын
Can we talk about Mohammad also pointed at an Ethiopian and said that Satan looks like him.
@maxmaximum-sh4bx
@maxmaximum-sh4bx Ай бұрын
For the algorithm
@Blaaake
@Blaaake 13 күн бұрын
Don’t forget that he hides in your nose so you have to flush it out regularly
@Mark-cd2wf
@Mark-cd2wf 6 күн бұрын
Who sounds more believable, Muhammad or Jesus of Nazareth? Hmm, let me think….
@羴
@羴 29 күн бұрын
Gapejak my beloved
@FromValkyrie
@FromValkyrie Ай бұрын
Do a video on how it's Satan who revealed the most powerful verse in the Quran. Ayatul Kursi. 😂 😂 😂
@Chocolategiddyup5
@Chocolategiddyup5 Ай бұрын
@@FromValkyrie what's the verse? I'm just curious lol
@FromValkyrie
@FromValkyrie Ай бұрын
@@Chocolategiddyup5 Surah 2:255 Sahih al-Bukhari 5010
@Faithexplorer4376
@Faithexplorer4376 22 күн бұрын
@@FromValkyrie 😂😂😂 shatan told it someone not revealed
@shanegarcia5963
@shanegarcia5963 27 күн бұрын
I feel like this is just a thing they tell kids. I doubt they really believe this.
@BerkLeonStefanBayraktar
@BerkLeonStefanBayraktar 26 күн бұрын
No problem I sleep with earplugs😂
@KratosMeatrider
@KratosMeatrider 25 күн бұрын
Good thing I wear ear plugs 😂
@kakooge
@kakooge 28 күн бұрын
Is that where Mohammed Hijab gets his golden showers thing? 😂
@carloswater7
@carloswater7 23 күн бұрын
So according to Islam, Satan is a physical being not spiritual 🤔🤔
@DrM-j8c
@DrM-j8c Ай бұрын
Genesis 3:14 14 So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, “Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. Logica Yaa ! 2 Peter 2:16 ESV but was rebuked for his own transgression; a speechless donkey spoke with human voice and restrained the prophet 's madness. From killing animals to give it superpower
@FromValkyrie
@FromValkyrie Ай бұрын
What's your point, and how does it relate to this video?
@simonwhy
@simonwhy Ай бұрын
Lemme make it clear that as a Christian, I don't believe in a talking donkey because I think it's something rational to believe in. However I believe in a talking donkey because I believe that the Resurrection of Christ happened, and if the resurrection happened then everything else in the Bible is true.
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@@simonwhy so what's the problem with muslima believing in things that don't make sense aswell?
@simonwhy
@simonwhy Ай бұрын
@@aromatic_curry because they don't even have a good basis for believing that their prophet is actually from god. He got all of his revelations from an angel when he was alone in a cave and no one saw him, and then proceeded to use his power to conquer nations, kill people he didn't like, and r**e a 9 year old girl. I'm honestly dumbfounded how Muslims don't see that Muhammad is the most OBVIOUS false prophet. He's literally just Joseph Smith but 100x worse
@simonwhy
@simonwhy Ай бұрын
@@aromatic_curry actually, scratch the replies I sent you. The reason why Muslims can't believe in something stupid that doesn't make sense is because the whole idea of Islam is that it's directly from God. If there's even a single error, contradiction or mistake then the whole thing crumbles. Which by the way there are a handful of contradictions in the Quran, whether that be between the different versions or core beliefs.
@Budgie_Films
@Budgie_Films 16 күн бұрын
mohammad is still around today, I hear he's making youtube kids content now
@GiangHN
@GiangHN 22 күн бұрын
Bro i was eating 😭
@HeWhoShams
@HeWhoShams 28 күн бұрын
Islam makes fun of the Devil and alot of Christians do, as well, but don't discount that serpent too much. He is sly, a master of deception and temptation. With Jesus though, he will not dare lay a hand on you when you rebuke him in our Lord's name
@furnacego2164
@furnacego2164 Ай бұрын
Cropdust the universe 😂
@iamdigory
@iamdigory 29 күн бұрын
I won't discount anything for being strange, so this is a weak argument
@superjumpbros64
@superjumpbros64 18 күн бұрын
Mhm...
@ChackoMathew-b4u
@ChackoMathew-b4u 6 күн бұрын
Islam is funny😂😂
@flockinchillin35
@flockinchillin35 Ай бұрын
Moh is crazy
@vivialanis9521
@vivialanis9521 29 күн бұрын
I feel like that’s js a badly translated analogy or like parable
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 22 күн бұрын
No 😂
@Randomsadi
@Randomsadi 29 күн бұрын
And there are people who don't understand metaphore. And say 'literally'.
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 22 күн бұрын
literally
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN
@NEVERSAYTHANAGAIN 22 күн бұрын
there is none metaphore
@proverbs2522
@proverbs2522 23 күн бұрын
You having fun reading those ridiculous hadiths aren’t ya!?😂
@spikedthrone289
@spikedthrone289 Ай бұрын
Ngl, that's kinda funny.
@tvonboa
@tvonboa Күн бұрын
400
@J_P-
@J_P- 14 күн бұрын
0kay
@CrossWarrior7ForTheLord
@CrossWarrior7ForTheLord Ай бұрын
Bukhar har har har har 🐻
@alexanderkaminski
@alexanderkaminski 28 күн бұрын
It’s kind of symbolic, Quran says that Allah has hands, but those are not physically hands, but rather concrete abilities.
@wraves693
@wraves693 27 күн бұрын
The Quran interceding for believers on the Day of Judgment is definitely not symbolic.
@alexanderkaminski
@alexanderkaminski 27 күн бұрын
@@wraves693 How will Quran intercede, only people can intercede with the permission of Allah
@oliverv4571
@oliverv4571 4 күн бұрын
😂
@orangeshirtguy01
@orangeshirtguy01 12 күн бұрын
..I'd like to make it known here, that even though this may be funny, the bible's against mockery.. from one christian to another (or not.. if you arent and you're reading this anyway) please refrain from mocking. thanks.
@TestifyApologetics
@TestifyApologetics 12 күн бұрын
Yeah idk about that bro. Kindly, you need to re-read the Bible Now it happened at noon, that Elijah mocked them and said, “Call out with a loud voice, for he is a god; either he is occupied or relieving himself, or is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and needs to be awakened.” - 1 Kings 18:27 He who sits in the heavens laughs, The Lord mocks them. - Psalm 2:4 But You, O Yahweh, laugh at them; You mock all the nations. - Psalm 59:8 Though He scoffs at the scoffers, Yet He gives grace to the humble. - Proverbs 3:34
@orangeshirtguy01
@orangeshirtguy01 12 күн бұрын
@@TestifyApologetics right, Elijah and other prophets mocked, but that doesn't mean they were right to. King David sinned plenty, he acted in sin and had many wives. All those verses are about God mocking, are they not? God can do things that we shouldn't, such as enact revenge. Proverbs 24:17-18: “Do not gloat when your enemy falls; when they stumble, do not let your heart rejoice, or the Lord will see and disapprove and turn his wrath away from them.” Proverbs 21:24: “The proud and arrogant person-‘Mocker’ is his name-behaves with insolent fury.” Proverbs 19:29: “Judgments are prepared for mockers, and blows for the backs of fools.” Ephesians 4:29: “Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.” Romans 12:14: “Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse.” 1 Peter 3:9: “Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult. On the contrary, repay evil with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing.” Luke 6:37: “Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” So, where does the bible give us the freedom to mock? Proverbs especially seems to teach against it. I believe we are not fit to mock, because we are not perfect, just as we are not fit to judge or to avenge. If I'm wrong and I'm misinterpreting these verses, I'm happy to be corrected. After all I could probably use more humility.
@muhkula
@muhkula 29 күн бұрын
How can satsn be in every muslim's nose in the morning? Is he omnipotent and present in multiple places? One of the errors of mohammad who made up the quran. Literally hundreds of errors in the quran and hadiths.
@isaaclee2084
@isaaclee2084 Ай бұрын
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@built4speed101
@built4speed101 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JesusChristakesawaysins
@JesusChristakesawaysins 28 күн бұрын
Lol
@Yes-qj4bi
@Yes-qj4bi 28 күн бұрын
lol
@GWOT_
@GWOT_ 28 күн бұрын
Haha
@KingRichmond19
@KingRichmond19 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@A-man-in-the-box
@A-man-in-the-box Ай бұрын
Nah 😂
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
Some scholars see these as metaphors, which shows how Satan is trying to distract people from prayer and from good deeds, so your point doesn't really make sense here. Others who saw this as literal, say that this is from al-Ghaib (The unseen), which means we don't necessarily don't understand these things but we accept them anyways. We literally have no idea what thing really are (because they are unseen), therfore criticising them based on our worldly understandings, doesn't even make sense in the first place. We believe that Satan is a jinn, and jinns have there own families and food and abilities the same way we do, so again you don't understand the Islamic narrative. God praises those who believe in the unseen, in the Qur'aan and this completely makes sense as it is a part of belief to accept things that you don't really know they mean. You criticising this only shows your pride, that you think As "silly" as these things might sound to you this doesn't prove anything wrong about Islam but it proves your own pride that you won't accept even the rational possibility of something that seems strange to you. Even in your own belief God could've allowed such happen, which proves it rational possibility, and you're using that to try and defame Prophet Muhammad SAW? Your refusal to accept a rational possibility is the refusal to accept the extent of God's power. Also your underestimating what a filthy creature Satan is, he literally got kicked out of heavens and got dammed to hell and he's trying to pull you down with him, and you think he is not doing everything he can to try and distract people from God's path? Do you think he is above peeing and farting to try and drag you down with him? He is jealous that we have a chance of salvation and he doesn't so don't think he won't do anything he can to ridicule you. He hates you. You are underestimating him. This is completely a subjective point made to try and put Islam under scrutiny, just because Satan pees or farts doesn't undermine the importance of the teachings that come from it only because you find it weird. I don't even know what the point of this video was as muslims dont have a problem with this as they already believe in an all powerful God, so the only thing your doing is trying to rally up hate against Muslims and Islam.
@bradalanmusic808
@bradalanmusic808 Ай бұрын
@@aromatic_curry it seems like alla and satan are on the same side when it comes to leading people to hell. 19:71-72 says no man shall escape it
@MatthewFearnley
@MatthewFearnley Ай бұрын
There are some grains of wisdom in some of what you say, and I hope that the people who reject Christianity because they find the Trinity weird will listen to your wisdom here.
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@MatthewFearnley I don't think that the trinity is a rational possibility however I see what you mean. Agree to disagree but my point still stands, this video is completely useless and it's only reason is rile up hatred between us. Let me make it clear I don't hate you but I want you to understand that these arguments are not good
@aromatic_curry
@aromatic_curry Ай бұрын
@bradalanmusic808 ur just a wobbler bro. At least bring good arguments. Ur a wastman
@bradalanmusic808
@bradalanmusic808 Ай бұрын
@@aromatic_curry the quran is useless. What does it call the jews and Christians? And what does it say to do to the non-believers?
@JesusMartinez-lx9ec
@JesusMartinez-lx9ec Ай бұрын
Was trying to eat while watching this...idk why i thought that was a good idea i already knoe what islam is🥲😭.
@sasa_sasa_sasa230
@sasa_sasa_sasa230 21 күн бұрын
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