Multimillionaire Who Believes He Can Live Forever Is Sued By Ex-Lover | Bryan Johnson Case Analysis

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[@benjaminohloff7819]

You might have no plans to meet death. But death does have plans to meet you.

[@rubyparchment5523]

Love this! These folks think they’re outsmarting God, and Madison Avenue runs with this wacky way of thinking.

[@WHALEBOY777]

Bryan Johnson at the age of 539, curiously takes a small bite of a cookie and becomes so overwhelmed with happiness that he falls over and dies.

[@Stray..]

If eating a cookie is an act of violence I have been incredibly violent in my life.

[@mistersniffer6838]

Im Jack the ripper!!

[@solstice1681]

"all sex is scheduled, worse yet the sex is with Brian" 😂 Doctor Grande what would I do without your humor? Keep up the great work!

[@TazTom]

💀🎤

[@mick7even]

Seriously and the Cookie Monster riff was amazing

[@Megametalwolf]

Yes, it was gas, and it had me laughing

[@justanopinionsincerelynoof3860]

He is not that funny😄

[@orion7881]

laughed my ass off at that

[@souladventr]

His hyper focus on living forever is keeping him from living

[@jasenkavukelic5047]

Love this comment!

[@fasfuhknf234]

well he enjoys doing it, same way you enjoy doing what you do, some enjoy going on walks, some enjoy going to parties.

[@vicvega3614]

300 million helps

[@dqreps]

Doesn't look like he's having any sort of problem living to me

[@jhozthron4415]

@@fasfuhknf234 Who knows if he enjoys it.. it might be an all consuming fear that took over his life.

[@NudePostingConspiracyTheories]

“…he gave away everything that it means to be human, to pursue immortality “. Thats the star sentence of this talk. Thanks

[@Robin-xt7yo]

He looks sickly pale and reminds me of Data from Star Trek.

[@alienvisitor7282]

Three things in life are inevitable,Death,Taxes and Narcissists.

[@anthia1156]

Bryan Johnson looks both young and old, like a vampire. I can easily imagine him rising from his coffin after sunset.

[@leek988]

Dr. Grande, you nailed Johbson with the perfect phrase "If you treat your body like a machine, you are bound to treat others the same way".

[@michael-m]

I was thinking the same thing. Well said.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

Machines do not have empathy.

[@bonsummers2657]

If you treat your body like a machine, you'll reap the benefits of physical and mental performance, and doing well in life. It's a matter of appropriate application.

[@DAce-vu5ct]

Brian's not evil False accusations really do happen everyday and it's sicken

[@leek988]

He's selling toxic perfectionism. He apparently uses one of his kids blood to transfuse himself with. He hasn't applied himself to parenting. He needs to grow up, if that's possible.

[@bonnietoups2446]

What's the point of living forever if you're emotionally dead?

[@istudios225]

This guy gives me the creeps, big time. Emotionally dea d is correct. He's basically a robot, programmed by his 'team' to consume what they say, do what they say and speak what they say. Even looks like a robot. Soulless.

[@eg_manifest510]

I've seen Bryan Johnson smile more times than Dr Grande did this whole video, so I think that point is moot

[@lisaholt-adamec5669]

My mom is 101. She never took a vitamin, used antibacterial soap or sanitizers, she eats chocolate everyday and still walks without a walker . She is 100% present in conversation. She shows no signs of slowing down. The only thing i can guess about her longevity is that she generally a happy grateful person. One thing to add, her friends, husband and life as she knew it are all dead. Just her children remain. Why would you want to live beyond most of the things (people) you know and love? I’ve seen this guy on many podcasts casts and i don’t think he does anything for humanity other than to teach how to make money by selling another idea.

[@Gen.WhiteHonky]

he wants to be younger, longer. that's different than just living a long time

[@My_Girl_Milley]

Wishing you and your mom many more happy years ahead!!! Time to eat some chocolate 🍫

[@LoveOneAnotherHeSaid]

Jeanne Calment (France) outlived her children and went on to 117 saying "I have only one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it." Lived like your ma. Used her capacities to the full.

[@Fx_-]

I want to be the first person to live to 1,000,000

[@nhmooytis7058]

I’m 71 and don’t understand why people think when you’re old all your friends are dead. In my sixties I had friends ages 20 to 89. My best friend now is 39. Yes, the friends older than I am will go before me but the younger ones won’t. And anyone with grandchildren will have them. Life is different than when I was 20 but so what? I’m interested in the world as it is now. I don’t live in the past I live in the present, and look forward to the future which includes finishing and publishing my novel, and continuing the traveling I started at 65. I lived in NZ and AU, visited Bali and Fiji, now live in Hawaii and want to go to Japan next spring.

[@adoseofcare]

If anyone insists/demands that you make a list of past lovers and exactly what you did with them, that is your red flag to leave the relationship.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

Oh no! It's called a contact list for for those diagnosed with STDs in public health circles, only now, since the advent of HIV/AIDS diagnoses, honest sexual partners are advised to do so voluntarily after diagnosis. Even without some dread diagnosis on one or both parties' parts, people should volunteer that information before having seriously intimate relationships, in my humble opinion.

[@adoseofcare]

@@nanettevantriesteharder2469 No. If you have an STD, go to your doctor and get treated. If you have an STD you can contact past/current lovers individually. People get to have their private lives.

[@Kuulei265]

Short and very boring.

[@Katz_Pajamas]

And I don't know what's more of a red flag...the fact that he was even asking something like that, or the fact that he thought the person he's asking is going to be 100% honest and not say only what they want to say If they even answer at all. And even more odd, I wonder what exactly did he want to know as far as the experience with past lovers. Seggs is seggs... what was he expecting to hear? 😅

[@LifeOfAnEmpath]

Exactly!! omfg

[@Ipetam]

Ironic that wanting the obsession of wanting to live forever can keep you from living life.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

Our flesh is just good looking fertilizer for future life on this planet.

[@myscreen2urs]

It's the other way around. An unlived life makes one yearn for an eternal one

[@riseuplight]

*slow clap*

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

@@myscreen2urs I would suggest that an un-lived life wants misery to end in a black hole of despair, not for such a life to extend into eternity.

[@myscreen2urs]

@@nanettevantriesteharder2469 you're confusing a sad life with an unfulfilled one. If you're unfulfilled, you might not necessarily want to go end it all just yet. You might want to increase your chances of making the life you have count. And for some of us, that chance comes in the form of more time

[@Svelasc2]

Bryan is reminding me of Howard Hughes, so much money and time, and striving for immortality, yet afraid of the fact that he will ultimately give into mother nature, like the rest of us.

[@chrischristoferson1191]

💯

[@Lionstar16]

As they say, there are only two certainties in life: death and taxes

[@redacted9990]

Not even dude. He doesn’t claim to actually want to live to forever, and he is actually super charitable and gives away all of his findings for free on his website. He basically has the mentality that people need to quit their bad habits and be more disciplined because overall our population is losing control over their lives. He also says he thinks very disciplined and healthy living is key to humanities path in the future that is coming with AI and a general shift in human habits.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

@Eph2.8-9 Ephesians 2:8-10 (NIV) says, "For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith-and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God-not by works, so that no one can boast. For we are God’s handiwork, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do." Of that quote, the last verse speaks to the meaning and purpose of the created body of believers, which is not supposed to engage in self-idolatry of any kind under the tenets of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20).

[@not_glad]

​@Eph2.8-9If you get to live forever peacefully what's the point of good food or cold water? Surely eating and drinking aren't necessary when you can no longer die. Also if someone has to go to a lake of fire for eternity I'd rather go and keep them company through the misery then sit around with a bunch of people sitting around peacefully whilst smugly and unnecessarily eating and drinking.

[@ReginaFalange.1]

“Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan.” That made me chuckle Dr Grande. He is one creepy dude, there’s just something a little ‘off’ about him. Plus for someone that’s so obsessed with youth and anti-aging, he looks older than he is.

[@lupusinfabulaaa]

He looks miserable and terrifying.

[@michellewitt2071]

There is something very off with him

[@corrineagnello4584]

I laughed so hard at that comment and the deadpan face he had. That was great !

[@gossamer9966]

@@lupusinfabulaaaOmg agreed! Looks like he's wearing bad makeup in some pics. He's rrached Uncanny Valley Territory for sure!

[@gossamer9966]

He probably has bizarre sex belifs like he needs to keep his sperm from leaving his body and "sex" is standing there staring at each other.😂

[@AMM3.]

His funeral will be an awkward affair..

[@louisrobertbrown]

Live Forever by Oasis will be played as they lower the casket

[@Apocryphal_Soldier]

“…worse yet, the sex is with Brian…” The way you said that with such a straight unaffected face gave me a big belly laugh! 😂

[@inkerikavantera]

same.😅😅😅

[@Sandy-of6gq]

The burn 😂

[@bonnielee316]

Yeah, feels like sex with a robot; some narcissists feel like that. They ain’t got no soul! No wonder why he’s afraid of death; no soul to move onto the next life/journey, if there is one.

[@ExpandingHeart]

My favorite line among many good ones.

[@gossamer9966]

The ex was a disgusting person who deserved to lose in court. The guy doesn't hide that he's ridiculous, she thought she could blackmail him.

[@megan236]

People who become obsessed with aging just simply turn into looking like old people who are obsessed with aging. Between the hair dye, Botox, a bunch of unnecessary supplements that get pissed out every night..get real.

[@0ned]

Studies on longevity actually show that healthy lifelong relationships are the main common factor in long life

[@humanspoder777]

I feel this way about Dave Asprey, he looks rough as hell for his age

[@pipermccool]

Some Twilight Zone episodes come to mind.

[@user-sf5iq2fl1l]

But... if he discovers something that sort of works and document it... he could really bring humanity something new.

[@troy3456789]

A habit of fresh fruits and vegetables and some good quality meats, decent water hydration and fitness seems like the best thing, but I don't know that.

[@discospiders]

My great grandpa died at age 98. He was off the boat Italian. He smoked cigarettes for 87 yrs and drank whiskey and red wine daily. He only ate food he grew, or hunted himself. I think that’s the key. Good genes plus good food.

[@tppdc1495]

And good luck.

[@wiseguy9202]

Mostly good genes... because he is the exception to the rule. My great grandmother lived a similar long life. Everyone around her living in similar conditions died off in their 40's, 50's, and 60's.

[@Jasmine215100]

Yes! Also, I think a very strong immune system that works up to par helps too (It keeps cancers and other diseases from taking over)! @@tppdc1495

[@pandakicker1]

𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀!

[@GlacialRidgeHomestead]

Genes play a lot into that. You are lucky you have good genes. Both my parents died of lung cancer, both smoked. Cigarette companies were/are evil for adding ingredients to get people more addicted to them. I probably could have had a couple more decades with my parents if not for them.

[@jpeterson9087]

“…all sex is scheduled…worst yet, the sex is with Bryan.” *Dies* 🤣

[@BlondeManNoName]

_"It's better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way."_ ~ *Alan Watts*

[@jinxed_jinxed_3443]

Or "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

[@SirFingerLickin]

What even is the point of being immortal if you have to live with such an absurdly strict lifestyle?

[@gregorygant4242]

Yeah that defeats the purpose of being immortal , if you have to live like a constrained , obsessed ,military officer every day for the rest of your life why bother ? I'd rather live a good, decent , normal life with friends ,REAL friends and family and die at 75 yrs of age !

[@SupremeWhiteBlackman]

@@gregorygant4242I’m not here for a long time. I’m here for a good time.

[@nancyk-ms3pc]

True. Its like living without being alive. You're just here. One comment suggested Brian is mentally ill. I think that too.

[@lizard944]

I could do it if it involved massive quantities of beer and having hot girlfriends.

[@klopcodez]

No man will ever live over 125-126 plus it’s a Curse to all man kind

[@roxannespahr2804]

You brought the cookie monster into this.😂 I laughed so hard from that point on, through the rest of your video. You're definitely blessed with a great sense of humor as well as being extremely smart and possessing a numerous amount of other great qualities. Thank you for being here. You make people laugh and teach valuable lessons in each video.❤

[@la1930]

Absolutely! 🍪

[@gossamer9966]

The cookie saga had me dead 😂

[@milanpersonal3671]

He looks great for an 60 year old, unfortunately he's 45.

[@MarisaAndChew]

Dude sounds terrified of death to an extremely unhealthy level. If he does succeed in living forever he's going to have a long long long lonely life with everyone around him having died. Being elderly is something i do not look forward to bc it's already had enough seeing the obituaries. I can't imagine literally all ppl you've ever encountered being dead and you feeling good mentally 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

Those are the heartaches of Highlander-type immortals.

[@ericfranchi1354]

Its like that old classic Twilight Zone episode. 🤣

[@mk1st]

NOT fun at parties.

[@deigamohamed707]

💯

[@shitmandood]

My guess he couldn’t find anything better to do than offer himself up as a guinea pig

[@wangobadankas4038]

If he lives long enough he'll likely change his mind. I'm in my mid 60s and I'm glad I won't live forever. Several in both sides of my family have lived into their 90s. That's enough for me! It's common in this era to believe a person is born once, lives once, dies and faces one eternity. I don't think we're so limited.

[@rogerm3708]

After my father turned 85, every time I saw him he told me that he has lived long enough but wasn't going to do anything to end it. After he died at almost 91, I found out that he had stopped taking his medications. All of us will either die too soon or too late

[@heatherjohnston5427]

I love your insight that’s a good way of thinking!

[@AzothDee]

Exactly. We are not that limited. Infinity and beyond. My grandma died at 90 and she said same as you.

[@eg_manifest510]

well personally I'd rather decide when my time is up than have my crap genes tell me when the clock strikes midnight, and it seems he wants the same, so its up to him when he decides to quit his efforts

[@pambennett3390]

This is hysterical! Thank you, Dr Grande! 🤣

[@AMM3.]

It's funny people fear death so much, when it's the only experience we all have in common

[@eg_manifest510]

We all shit brown and piss yellow, truly the most uniting experience mankind has to offer

[@carweee]

Living and existing are different things… Thanks Dr Grande for the analysis!

[@mattv5935]

I'd rather learn to have a disciplined calm mind like Brian than be a slave to my mind with unhealthy habits. I can guarantee it's happier than the average person and it's not because of the money

[@Jennifermcintyre]

He better not leave his house or drive a car because people die all the time from things they have no control over.

[@bizzfora3116]

Even while in your house a fan can fall on your head.

[@Jennifermcintyre]

@@bizzfora3116 exactly!! I can’t imagine being so obsessed with living… how can you truly live in the moment when you obsess about every thing you do?!

[@KaarinaKimdaly]

​@@bizzfora3116 AFan fell on Thomas Merton's head, q.v.. I initially misread your comment as that even at home a "fart could fall on your head's a puzzling visualization. The Bugbear of Literacy by A , K. Coomaraswamy. It is online.

[@cynthiamurphy3669]

Or check out all the slip and fall accidents people have in or around their own homes. You could fall and hit your head the wrong way, and it could be goodbye world, lol.

[@UnknownUser-nu8ny]

@@Jennifermcintyreyes why not just take heroine or other life threatening things since life is fragile? It’s his life why are you so concerned how he lives it

[@Dr-Curious]

The people who think they are the smartest are so often the slowest.

[@thetwelfth9987]

Nothing can make you more afraid of death than realizing you didn’t live your life on your death bed. The secret to beating death is live, laugh, love.

[@drinkwater9891]

tahts not how deathw orks lol, death comes either way

[@giovannisantostasi9615]

How that is beating death?

[@drinkwater9891]

@@giovannisantostasi9615 they delete my comments

[@deadsteve2180]

My Irish great aunt lived untill she was 102. She smoked everday from the of age 12 untill she was 93. She drank Jamesons whisky, cups of tea and ham sandwiches everday, and thats all. She never went to the doctor once in her entire life or took one single pill untill age 93. She went to the local shops, my Nans, went into the town centre once a month and down the countryside 3 times in her entire life. No stress you see. Simple life.

[@peekaboots01]

My mother is 97 and has had the simplest life of anyone I've ever known.

[@tdgdbs1]

I bet she ate foods in natural state and had an active life.

[@wittymystic7361]

Whiskey is actually considered to be highly medicinal by some. I hope you inherited some of her genes.

[@JohnnyWhytetrash]

Your aunt was a racist bigot. They live the longest.

[@JocieFire]

Walking everywhere and hanging up your laundry seem to lead to longevity.

[@tylerbloomington7695]

Millionaires like him are basically fed up with life but they just don't know it. They need something to throw money at to feel like their life has some kind of meaning and need a new form of wealth to obtain. They have more money than they can handle. So it's ironic to me that a millionaire who has basically lived "forever" having amassed such ridiculous wealth and can buy anything and do anything he wants, wants to live forever. This is all just a distraction from the reality that he has nothing to achieve anymore. And it's all in vain, but that goes without saying. Whatever keeps him artificially fufilled until his inevitable death.

[@glow1815]

Exactly

[@theriddlerUSA]

I wish he would throw some of his money at me. 😊

[@brainwithani5693]

I'm definitely broke and not anywhere near a millionaire. However, it's unfair to say "Millionaires..." When you don't know everyone, much less millionaires. We are all individual people, millionaires or not.

[@TokyoXtreme]

@@brainwithani5693Yeah, it seems apparent that Bryan has unresolved mental / spiritual issues that are eating into his life, which he is able to ignore thanks to his financial wealth. I've seen him on the Diary of a CEO podcast, and he doesn't seem happy at all.

[@herbsandflowers8152]

Spot on

[@phototristan]

Of note, there are recent studies showing that if you exercise a lot and strain the body, you don’t live as long as those who just exercise a little bit and don’t strain and wear out the body. Sorta like how Olympic athletes have to retire by 40 because they have overstrained their bodies and have injuries.

[@JB73691]

Makes sense.

[@loboestepario2424]

Or ballet dancers

[@howard5992]

sure - moderation is good

[@gpwcowboy]

Or construction workers.

[@hayorge27]

Okinawa residents. Calorie restriction.

[@ztjcarolina]

Love it Dr Grande! You hit the nail on the head every time. The dry comedy never gets old. Thanks

[@InvisibleWarrior279]

Yuck. My Grandma lived to 103. Her anti-aging strategy in its entirety was HAVING GOOD GENES 🙄🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️.

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

Lucky you! All of my grandparents where dead by 70.

[@Smithpolly]

That's definitely part of it. That said, I don't suppose she was working in an asbestos factory.

[@jjsmama401]

Seriously. My grandma is 102. Personally I don’t want to live that long

[@tanikokishimoto1604]

I'm 70. I hope for another 20 years, if I can continue a good quality of life.

[@shameronstar7220]

@@jjsmama401 What is 100 now won't be 100 in the next 50 years tbh People living to be 120 might start becoming a regular occurrence.

[@asc7369]

I found your comments insightful. The live forever guy has stripped his life of joy and replaced it with self obsession.

[@courtneymiszczak6413]

He admits to basically donating his money and living body to science to help others and the free knowledge he has shared online has been beneficial to many people.

[@milanpersonal3671]

I hope he doesn't go overboard with his treatments, he might became underage or even, God forbid, younger than his children.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

I am glad they cemented up the entrance to Nutty Putty Cave, so he won't be able to try to go through the Birth Canal.

[@thelocalmaladroit8873]

Problem is Bryan is not living. He’s just alive.

[@trentw.3566]

Bryan has a severe character disorder and cannot enjoy his life.

[@mattv5935]

​@@trentw.3566go watch his videos he sounds a lot happier than the average person who's a slave to their addictions

[@bonnielee316]

Maybe he wants to live till there’s a cure for depression or personality disorder, hahaha!

[@bonnielee316]

Maybe that’s why some people with a personality disorder is afraid of death. They’re afraid that they ain’t got no soul, to move onto the, “ next life “, lol!

[@robynhope219]

I had the same thought...the living dead.

[@Big_Tex]

The Dream: if I’m rich, chicks will dig me. The Reality: if you’re rich, bitter ex-girlfriends will sue you.

[@RepentImmediately]

Men love golddiggers until they don't.

[@derkeheath5172]

I will NEVER understand the desire to live forever. I'm only 50 years old, and thoroughly sick to death of both humanity and my stupid, stupid body. The idea of possibly living another 40 years is absolutely horrifying to me. Sure...he's rich, but his lifestyle sounds not just ridiculous, but thoroughly miserable.

[@CL-lo4wd]

Agreed!

[@catharinepizzarello4784]

He has a death grip on his life and is completely self involved. He made no secret of this. My question is why anyone would go on more than one date with him.

[@janoraj4667]

I was wondering about that, too! He is just another lunatic, but why waste your precious time on such a self-centered person?

[@drinkwater9891]

she wanted money and fame like most girls

[@happybunny1329]

Curse you, Dr Grande! I went back to my YT feed to look at what I could watch next and the very first video was "My fiance sued me for $9,000,000" by Bryan Johnson. Nooooooo..........

[@AMM3.]

That sounds like a sentence. You have to remain here on earth forever. You never get the answer to the biggest question "what happens after?" You would envy those who died and moved on

[@nbctheoffice]

“He always sleeps alone. This isn’t a requirement of his regimen, only a byproduct.”

[@1Gr8Editrix]

It's not eternal life Brian wants; it's eternal youth. Never mind the other ways to die besides old age. He reminds me of the old lady in the TWILIGHT ZONE episode who hid in her basement out of fear of encountering Death (played by Robert Redford).

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

That episode was particularly sad.

[@meltzerboy]

@@nanettevantriesteharder2469 But it had an inspirational ending and Gladys Cooper was terrific as always.

[@areloagrande6243]

My money is on the Cookie Monster.

[@justinestephonie4606]

Dr. Grande's humor is always the cherry on top. 🤣

[@stevewise1656]

This was hilarious! When you see and hear Johnson, like many bright people in tech, he's somewhere on the spectrum.

[@ExpandingHeart]

Dr. Grande, you had me laughing out loud throughout this video. Nicely done. I volunteer to be the Cookie Monster in this scenario.

[@christoph1596]

This guy is the definition of a narcissist… just a creepy dude

[@bonnielee316]

Which makes that joke, she had to sleep with him, very appropriate as some narcissists don’t want to do intimacy.

[@sjohnson65456]

​@@bonnielee316 huh??

[@bonnielee316]

@ sjohnson65456, Dr. Grande through in a quick joke that the girlfriend ( I forgot her name, it was yesterday that I watched this, oh yeah, Terran, she has a weird name ) had to sleep with him. A fast joke that you might have missed.

[@bonnielee316]

Whoops, * threw.

[@5p674]

What a narcissistic view to think that you are immortal.

[@geraldfriend256]

We age well, but not gracefully. Trust me when I say you are right.

[@christinewatson1989]

He has never said that.

[@drinkwater9891]

he never said he was immortal, he just takes medicines like everybody else lol. if you got a disease then dont you take medicine? stop acting high and mighty

[@Champstarrable]

Bryan paid for her out of pocket cancer treatments costs. What a jerk… The court already determined her case was frivolous, through the judgement they awarded him.

[@jaimeduncan6167]

They did not award him, he was not accusing her. The lawsuit was so frivolous that the judges were compelled to sanction her and her lawyers. But you know, evidence means nothing, he will be culpable until he dies.He believes he cleaned his name, no he did not, it's impossible for a man. When he learns that he could become suicidal of misogynist: terrible outful results.

[@margodphd]

He fired and abandoned her after she got cancer, leaving her with no income source and no place to go after treating her like shit, what a hero. Both awful people, yay.

[@Champstarrable]

@@margodphd he paid her out of pocket treatment expenses. Stop lying

[@DavianSinner]

"I'm going to live forever!" ~ Bryan Johnson, 1977-2025

[@conniescrustycharredcooter2476]

I just watered my Christmas cactus!

[@snippysnacks9193]

This gets kudos from me for being the saltiest Dr. Grande analysis I've ever seen. 😂 I have watched Bryan's interview on Diary of a Ceo. I think even if his attempts at longevity are successful, he's chosen quantity over quality in life.

[@christinewatson1989]

He talks about how unhappy and unhealthy he was prior to starting Blueprint though.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

@@christinewatson1989 That does not mean that he is more physically and mentally healthy now. He could be delusional with a Cluster A personality disorder and have OCD.

[@christinewatson1989]

@@nanettevantriesteharder2469 And you can't be genuinely happy that way? I have OCD and I'm happy. He probably had OCPD. People with OCPD are often very content with the way they are.

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

@@christinewatson1989 That is a strawman argument because I never said nor implied that.

[@skyjim777]

OMG! This is your best video yet. The wit is snappy and hilarious. Spot on! Keep it up!

[@corrineagnello4584]

Do I want to live forever, or keep myself from living . . . I love Dr Grande, he’s always spot on ! ! !

[@jeffha4057]

Having watched a few of Bryan's videos, I believe he is mentally ill. I can't imagine anyone who lives this way is happy with his life.

[@Helicopterpilot16]

It's like he's obsessed with being God, playing God. Too much money with no idea how to use it.

[@andromeda1903]

he clearly is miserable

[@theriddlerUSA]

I watched some if his videos. His lifestyle would not be for me. What does he do for fun?

[@MettleHurlant]

He’s got psycho eyes. I would stay far away from this weirdo.

[@doddsalfa]

Extremely disciplined

[@aquarius5461]

I think I will forfeit living forever, for my double chocolate chip cookies. It’s worth the risk lol.

[@casparillo987]

😂👍

[@magicbeans3509]

Absolute violence lol

[@megalopolis2015]

He has a lot in common with Cypher and the WEF, who are more concerned about artificial connectedness and longevity at any cost. People can be so busy trying to exist forever that they diminish what it means to Live.

[@SingleHotWitch]

Speculating about Bryans thoughts on the Cookie Monster was just the tonic this morning 😂

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

This is my favorite Dr. Grande video to-date. Those who fear the process of dying take extraordinary measures to avoid it, even to the point of making themselves into automatons.

[@gregorygant4242]

Well, that's what they become in the end automatons, cyborgs in life without becoming real physical cyborgs. And unfortunately those types of people are rewarded by the elite controllers of this world with unimaginable wealth because that's what they desire and value , they have no humanity in themselves anyway ! Being an automaton , not and ordinary autamoton but a cold elitist one like them is cool desirable by them . Look at many of the elite super wealthy in this world , B. Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, they are virtually cyborgs ,automatons in this world they have no ounce of humanity in them !

[@nanettevantriesteharder2469]

I have worked with dependent populations in the extreme ages and stages of life under the tails of the population-based normal curve and I am honored to do. People are blessings that come in many shapes and sizes and health conditions. It is sad that others cannot see the beauty in them, too. Hospice teams respect and care for individuals that others cannot appreciate. The last 3-6 months of a person's life can be meaningful if generations of a dying person's family take the time to visit, share memories, pray and ask for forgiveness from God and each other. Certainly, there is grace in that.

[@tomfoolery342]

So, this is the story of a gold digger who wanted to marry a person who is obviously insane, so now she's not getting as much money from this nutter as she thought, got it!!

[@geraldfriend256]

As timeless as tales get, a classic

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

Ugh, I can't stand the "he manipulated me" just because she has some regrets. We've all had regrets in relationships.

[@frankshorter449]

Great point

[@klopcodez]

Remember a woman tells you everything you need to hear your the best she ever had and as soon as you leave you were abusive, and so on same thing she told 3-50 others and how they were the best choice don’t be manipulated with bs know what manipulation is

[@KaarinaKimdaly]

​@@klopcodez Apparently, he told her to leave. You sound either unlucky in love or just misogynistic--too bad.

[@hopesnopes]

Boy howdy, Bryan sure sounds like a world of fun!! What a catch this guy is!!! Nice work, Dr G!

[@NASkeywest]

Bryan should be given credit for making all of his findings available to the public for free. Maybe you can’t afford all he does but he shows all the data.

[@LtClean1]

yeah idk so many people just hate him for no reason, whether he's an insane weirdo or not he's trying to do something for people. not just himself. Putting everything out there for the public is proof of that.

[@KaarinaKimdaly]

​@@LtClean1 Maybe he just wants attention. THE REAL YOGIS IN THE Himalaya can live multiple centuries. We are now in Kali yuga and lifespans are supposed to generally become shorter, as well. As people become uglier and more predatory and unethical.

[@mattv5935]

​@@KaarinaKimdaly yeah, until we find scientific proof of that we're going to stick with what we know

[@leehalloway8787]

One issue with that is that the data is on him. Those results won't be the same for everyone.

[@TubeAddict999]

Exactly, he's publishing a wealth of data and healthy recipes that have been proven to beneficial by his dedicated and fanatical testing methods. Some might see this as insane but I see this as kind and generous. Thank you Bryan keep going. Please!

[@csoph550]

All the people who try hard to stay young usually achieve the opposite. This is one of those cases.

[@bonsummers2657]

I keep young, it's going well, age 55. Diet and lifestyle are key.

[@jimroth7927]

Can you provide any evidence to support this assertion? My experience is the opposite... people who try harder tend to do better.

[@csoph550]

@@jimroth7927 i am the evidence.

[@assasin19991999]

​@@jimroth7927I dunno but Mickey Rorkue looks like a human wearing a human face mask.

[@rossfromsa]

how premature of you.

[@woowoo111111]

A+ muppet analysis. Also the bit about cookie monster was spot on.

[@lindalinda9441]

Omg 😂im dying 🤣🤣🤣 Your sense of humor… ❤❤❤ it!! lol moto “don’t die” 😂😂 You are the best!!! ❤

[@Ellliieeeeee]

“Worse yet, the sex is with Brian” lmao your best yet

[@carlyrennae3963]

' Worse, the sex was with Brian' ...oh Dr G im cracking up in my cocopops, best episode.... 'Ironically unlike Brian the cookiemonster could live for ever' im still laughing 😂

[@theresafoster2353]

I agree🎉

[@drinkwater9891]

cocops is violence against your body, its basically cardboard loaded with sugar

[@NadineCallan]

"worse yet. The sex is with Brian." BWAHAHAHAH I almost choked on a piece of cheese. gawd 🤣😂

[@borano2031]

Cheese?? You´d be glad it wasn´t a chocolate cookie. That would probably have caused your death, as they´re designed to do sooner or later... Rgr

[@NadineCallan]

@@borano2031 I'd die happy. I figure he might be surprised that doing anything can make it so you don't live forever. Enjoy the time you have is my preferred way. 49 years old and pretty happy.

[@hollyfern5]

LOL. You are a gem of a person. God bless you and your family.

[@BoxofRain-ff4td]

This world is not my home. The last thing I want is to spend an eternity here.

[@jasenkavukelic5047]

He actually looks older than he is.

[@borano2031]

Be nice. Don´t tell him. Be nice. Rgr

[@exnihilonihilfit6316]

no, he doesn't look older than 47.

[@jasenkavukelic5047]

@@exnihilonihilfit6316 Nor younger.

[@exnihilonihilfit6316]

@@jasenkavukelic5047 1) he does look younger than when he started (2021); 2) he's much younger in mitochondrial age than when he started, among many other objective markers of age; Rationalize some more to feel good. Wishful thinking is a bitch. "I want it to be so ... therefore it is so." "I want him to be unsuccessful... to not feel bad, left behind, less. But I'm a good person." Riiight.

[@jasenkavukelic5047]

@@exnihilonihilfit6316 Bored much, ha?

[@tantelila7464]

He won't live forever, but his lifestyle will make it seem that way to him.

[@richardhart9204]

Yep.

[@shepherdboy9692]

It's funny how none of his quirks or bad behaviour were a problem when she thought she was going to end up with a multi-millionaire. Funny how everything wasn't toxic and abusive until the gold was gone.

[@Mainecoon_Izzy]

“Sex is scheduled…. But even worse, with BRYAN”…LOL ! Love your humor, Dr. G! 💜

[@olgasho6687]

Thank you one more time for the best sarcastic humour in your videos) Honestly, you are way funnier than most stand-up comedians nowadays.

[@hubertfarnsworth8506]

Its not about living forever, its about forever living with yourself - Captain Teague

[@darkpatches]

Scientology: "Please sign our billion year contract." Bryan Johnson: "Hold my beer,... which I wasn't drinking because it's poison and violence and why am I even talking to you because statistically you'll only live another 80 years and I'm not into short-term relationships."

[@nadaeo]

"Worse yet, the sex is with Brian." I literally laughed out loud! 🤣

[@user-ru3ql6ji4p]

I can't believe a man who says he'll keep young and live forever. I can't.

[@christinewatson1989]

Except he doesn't say that.

[@deanpd3402]

@@christinewatson1989 Nevertheless, he is obsessed. Life does not go well for obsessive people.

[@NoName-eq5oy]

its those people that push humanity forward. not the ones that laugh at people that dare to think big. @@deanpd3402

[@zane62135]

He literally never says that. His goal is to live a bit longer than what is currently possible. It's an interesting experiment, but it's almost certainly a waste of effort.

[@christinewatson1989]

@@deanpd3402 Well, he's got half a billion. Life almost always goes will for people with half a billion, obsessive or not.

[@0ned]

I love your disclaimer This is not a diagnosis its gonzo journalism

[@drinkwater9891]

lol "journalism", its just youtube clickbait crap

[@CynthiaMiller-px9yb]

Thank you for giving us the gift of laughter. I needed some chuckles and you provided.

[@melaninqueen6199]

“Excessive cookie consumption” is something I’m absolutely cool with sir 😂😂

[@Eliz2011abc]

Brain forgot to factor in the " you're number's up day, you're going to meet your Maker" day. That's the day a person is destined to die, regardless of what they are doing to prolong their lives. Brain needs to watch the show "Dead Like Me". Unfortunately no one knows how much time they have left on planet earth, so I highly recommend living a good life, love your family and friends and be good to yourself! 👍

[@ke6264]

My uncle cliff is 98 years old he smokes and drinks and has never lost his mobility. He is in his right mind and has no major health problems.

[@denakerr8198]

Lol, "not a chocolate chip in sight," made me laugh out loud, good one.

[@nomandad2000]

Brian is gonna look back on this video in about 100 years and laugh his ass off.

[@sandram2974]

That Cookie Monster comment was probably Dr. Grande’s finest quip to date. 😄

[@carlyrennae3963]

Happy holidays everyone 🎉 thanks for the gift Dr Grande 😊

[@lunacatfish]

Kudos to Dr. Grande for your entertaining analysis and humor in this one :)

[@jmac8834]

"All sex is scheduled. Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan." Delivered in a deadpan voice. 🤣🤣🤣 Oh Dr. G!!

[@sugarjones731]

He is so creepy looking

[@rh_BOSS]

Botox and various other skin treatments tend to cause that effect, yes. As Bill Burr puts it "you can be 50 and look 50, or you can be 50 and look like a 30-year-old lizard".

[@neo5kali]

Good grief! Bryan is 46 and looks much older than me, and I'm nearly 60.

[@erikshure360]

I wonder whose organs -- ya know the things that keep you alive -- look better.

[@exnihilonihilfit6316]

keep telling yourself that... 😂

[@markallen2984]

"A world overpopulated by immortals waging an ongoing war against cookies" That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!

[@casieatthe393]

“Worse yet, the sex is with Bryan” -That classic Dr Grande humor