MUM & DAD MATH?! | EP 329 | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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@danielepoubel
@danielepoubel Жыл бұрын
DAD MATH is getting pissed when you switch channels because he’s NOT sleeping on the couch, he’s resting his eyes and LISTENING to the TV
@enyaliosares4301
@enyaliosares4301 Жыл бұрын
Please explain how that is related to any kind of math? Numbers? Time? Anything?
@peasil3330
@peasil3330 Жыл бұрын
The worst part is he's roaring in his sleep but the moment you turn it off he jolts awake to say he was watching it 🙄
@cuteyalexia
@cuteyalexia Жыл бұрын
@@enyaliosares4301Reasoning and logic, actually.
@BessyAnne____
@BessyAnne____ Жыл бұрын
My uncle was the one who did this. One time, I got so pissed, I hit him in the head with the remote to prove he was actually sleeping to my grandpa... Man woke up disoriented and I was like, "if you were not sleeping, you would have me say I want to hit you with the remote before I actually did hit you with the remote, you zombie".
@tundedaboss
@tundedaboss Жыл бұрын
@@enyaliosares4301the joke is that it doesn’t make logical sense. 🛫
@sinovuyomatiwane2481
@sinovuyomatiwane2481 Жыл бұрын
mom and dad math made me realize we all have the same childhood trauma🤣
@sanzas4834
@sanzas4834 Жыл бұрын
Especially if you're African 😂
@with4tt477
@with4tt477 Жыл бұрын
Them acting like you “hit” them still hunts me🤦🏾‍♀️
@BessyAnne____
@BessyAnne____ Жыл бұрын
Especially if you're Nigerian
@Ktcsr17
@Ktcsr17 Жыл бұрын
That they “don’t remember “
@monisworldforever2839
@monisworldforever2839 Жыл бұрын
I need to apologize to my son, I traumatized him 😢
@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds Жыл бұрын
I can't *WAIT* until you two become parents, and start doing parent things, like making sure your kids have a routine😂😂😂
@ahblezasellars
@ahblezasellars Жыл бұрын
FAAAAAAAACTS!!!🤣
@kizzyjem
@kizzyjem Жыл бұрын
FAAAAAAMMMNM?! 😂
@kathrynponte3161
@kathrynponte3161 Жыл бұрын
They gon’ learn the reason they start you back to early bedtimes before the school year starts is because your parents need some time ALONE!
@Jus_me_Sween
@Jus_me_Sween Жыл бұрын
@@kathrynponte3161 that part!!!!!
@OWhite13
@OWhite13 Жыл бұрын
I thought James was married with a kid?
@nghtwng1572
@nghtwng1572 Жыл бұрын
When i say Fuhad was passionate during the mom & dad math segment...I mean PASSIONATE!! 😂😂😂 Man was trauma dumping like James & the camera were a therapist!! 😂😂😂
@DznByLimbo
@DznByLimbo Жыл бұрын
“Mom thinking grabbing her hand while she’s tryna hit you = you’re tryna kill her” SENT me
@siyandamdluli4060
@siyandamdluli4060 Жыл бұрын
“There’s no way a nation is this angry” had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣…apology accepted from 🇿🇦
@matildamoloto825
@matildamoloto825 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@annabel.okonkwo
@annabel.okonkwo Жыл бұрын
Heard it as I read this 😭😭
@tshiamohlongwane9026
@tshiamohlongwane9026 Жыл бұрын
Which episode did he say “gibberish" when reading a SA tread??
@annabel.okonkwo
@annabel.okonkwo Жыл бұрын
@tshiamohlongwane9026 one of the Monday episodes before this one. It was recent tho
@HelloVida2557
@HelloVida2557 Жыл бұрын
​@@tshiamohlongwane9026if I'm not mistaken it's the one from 2 weeks ago
@nettmitch3452
@nettmitch3452 Жыл бұрын
James's assessment of the cozy life of a homeless man had me howling!
@danaglass1265
@danaglass1265 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious 😂
@em8969
@em8969 Жыл бұрын
Hat full of coins😂😂😂😂
@agirlhasnoname567
@agirlhasnoname567 Жыл бұрын
What you mean you have TWO sleeping bags 😂😂😂😂
@BruhbeChill
@BruhbeChill Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@merp9211
@merp9211 6 ай бұрын
“You have TWO sleeping bags?!?!”
@kdot824-40
@kdot824-40 Жыл бұрын
Every time James says "I remember 1 time, yeah 😂", it's gonna be a STORY 😂😂😂😂
@shevdavey6389
@shevdavey6389 Жыл бұрын
Put story in all caps please 😂😅😅
@tercia113
@tercia113 Жыл бұрын
Then I already start laughing 😂
@teeplustee
@teeplustee Жыл бұрын
Every time = every 15 mins lol. His life has something serious 😂
@esmeraldafriedman5267
@esmeraldafriedman5267 Жыл бұрын
EXACTLYYYY 😂
@ZaZa-oo3dw
@ZaZa-oo3dw Жыл бұрын
I guess the Caribbean and Africa really aren’t that different in terms of parents 😂 that “YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME?” and “I’ve had a bad dream so you’re not going” brudaaaaaa
@erinphinx8563
@erinphinx8563 Жыл бұрын
Carribbean/African=Same,lol
@cthulhus_sea_shanty
@cthulhus_sea_shanty Жыл бұрын
Nah honestly cause my mum is from the Pacific Islands and the amount of times she told me "I had a bad dream so you're not going" 😭😂😂
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, my Caribbean ma was a whole mess while I was growing 😂
@arianam6430
@arianam6430 Жыл бұрын
"It's the law- you have to raise me! " reminds me of my mom (single parent) telling me "I have to love you, but I don't have to like you."
@LeoGao-e1q
@LeoGao-e1q 2 сағат бұрын
Damn thats tough
@TrippyMayne_
@TrippyMayne_ Жыл бұрын
Fuhad's dad has definitely hit him with : "you think you can defeat me? a whole me??" when he tried to stand his ground.😂
@thenaturallyfamousbrand7147
@thenaturallyfamousbrand7147 Жыл бұрын
Lmao "a whole me"
@dionedwards6906
@dionedwards6906 Жыл бұрын
Di stepper of steppers di super of di dupers
@HanJisungsBabyMomma
@HanJisungsBabyMomma 3 ай бұрын
Those 3 words 😂😂​@@thenaturallyfamousbrand7147
@mariafajardo3016
@mariafajardo3016 Жыл бұрын
You guys have no idea how much I can relate to that whole mom/dad segment. The PTSD is so real 🤣🤣🤣
@alydiamaxine1305
@alydiamaxine1305 Жыл бұрын
The mom and dad math triggered me so much that it almost unraveled all the healing I've been working on.
@kizzyjem
@kizzyjem Жыл бұрын
Say less...😅
@Tobstar76
@Tobstar76 Жыл бұрын
Preach!
@chipperjaunte
@chipperjaunte Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@aaronsingleton6524
@aaronsingleton6524 Жыл бұрын
I just blocked their numbers lol
@folasade7433
@folasade7433 Жыл бұрын
I literally skipped it bc I was so upset 😭
@courtneyjones1648
@courtneyjones1648 Жыл бұрын
Rem saying “on Beyoncé’s internet “ SENT ME 😂
@rayarnbarnes652
@rayarnbarnes652 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the only way yall can truly apologise to us South Africans is coming here on tour👀🇿🇦
@mimikutu
@mimikutu Жыл бұрын
I HEAR THIS FULLY
@zukisapikoli9493
@zukisapikoli9493 Жыл бұрын
Yess that's literally the only way cause all I heard was gibberish not apologies😭
@kelvinenos
@kelvinenos Жыл бұрын
@@zukisapikoli9493😂😂😂
@NtshatshaZizipho
@NtshatshaZizipho Жыл бұрын
Yessssssssssss😅
@wanjanjama
@wanjanjama Жыл бұрын
I agree!!
@biancaross22
@biancaross22 Жыл бұрын
Someone give Fuhad a hug 🥴 that childhood was wiiiiiild! I mean I’m from Puerto Rico 😂 I need a hug too!
@sanzas4834
@sanzas4834 Жыл бұрын
It's called growing up in an African household 😂
@esperancesabato1018
@esperancesabato1018 Жыл бұрын
That’s every African child 😂
@esperancesabato1018
@esperancesabato1018 Жыл бұрын
@@sanzas4834literally
@Tofunmi11
@Tofunmi11 Жыл бұрын
That’s literally every Nigerian child
@TeeSantanax
@TeeSantanax Жыл бұрын
Caribbean too😂
@beverleyshoniwa7616
@beverleyshoniwa7616 Жыл бұрын
As a South African, that thread installed FEAR inside me🙌🏽 like, men really hate their girlfriends😭😭💔💀
@lesedimtembu1187
@lesedimtembu1187 Жыл бұрын
I was shakinggggg reading that thread. Men hate us fr😭😭😭
@bornklive7912
@bornklive7912 Жыл бұрын
@@lesedimtembu1187shamiso was right and they called her a madman when she said it. She was ahead of her time
@nicolesolomon2778
@nicolesolomon2778 Жыл бұрын
Woman are so disrespected.. Physically, sexually verbally violated ....gender based violence is considered her fault. Disgusting!
@simbosh
@simbosh Жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOO yho ha.a I was weeping 😭😭😭
@Jasmin94_
@Jasmin94_ Жыл бұрын
Joh 😭😭 our men are savages 🤣🤣
@tiisetsokhasuli4579
@tiisetsokhasuli4579 Жыл бұрын
We accept the apology 🇿🇦
@yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444
@yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444 Жыл бұрын
😂😂Why are we always fighting guys?
@thandeka5924
@thandeka5924 Жыл бұрын
We don't know any other way. We didn't get the violence of Apartheid out of the system🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BlPlR9714
@BlPlR9714 Жыл бұрын
kwani hamkuwa mnajua James and most of dem man hawajui Africa😂
@nyamburamacharia1000
@nyamburamacharia1000 Жыл бұрын
@@thandeka5924 😂😂😂😂😂
@molebohengmaphepha80
@molebohengmaphepha80 Жыл бұрын
​@@yoojungisabouttobeyourbias6444😂😂😂
@rorisangmaboa672
@rorisangmaboa672 Жыл бұрын
At this point, im convinced our parents have an annual meet and greet and discuss ways to raise us because we are raised the same way🤣🤣
@taviamillward1182
@taviamillward1182 Жыл бұрын
I have never seen Fuhad soooo livid in a video before. He is reliving soooo much trauma.🤣
@EbuniMisses
@EbuniMisses Жыл бұрын
Fuhad sure knows how to tell a story and James knows how to hype up all the dramatic parts.
@philasandeleve2940
@philasandeleve2940 Жыл бұрын
I was soo invested. I feel like I can just watch S3 now, I am all clued up 😂
@mariposastay
@mariposastay Жыл бұрын
No worst than picking out your own belt is having to pick it out for your siblings
@Deemar
@Deemar Жыл бұрын
Dammm
@motlakamakhura
@motlakamakhura Жыл бұрын
And if you chose a weak ahh belt You would also get a beating 😭😭😭
@lesley5380
@lesley5380 Жыл бұрын
Oh wow never!
@ddrbeginner17
@ddrbeginner17 Жыл бұрын
My mum told me once that I wanted her to go to prison because I chose a belt with some golden piece on it and it would mark on my skin. She had me choose another one, I am laughing now but it's so no okay hahaha
@tiff_shan
@tiff_shan Жыл бұрын
My grandmother would make us pick a whip from a tree outside.
@tiff_shan
@tiff_shan Жыл бұрын
I would love to see an episode where Fuhad takes James back to Nigeria. 😂
@NikkiStutzman
@NikkiStutzman Жыл бұрын
James: "Oh I'm not going. I'll tell you that for free." 🤣🤣
@shayleen-leighsimons2829
@shayleen-leighsimons2829 Жыл бұрын
Same… 😂
@camg418
@camg418 Жыл бұрын
Gas Fuhad been back to Nigeria ?
@angeladelaja
@angeladelaja Жыл бұрын
James cant deal. 😂
@mysliktm
@mysliktm Жыл бұрын
“When the problem asks what the problem is” absolutely killllled me
@tahjalafaele
@tahjalafaele Жыл бұрын
Hoping they do another thread next week of the girlfriends “phase of hating their boyfriends”. The tweets had me howling. Why are women so specific 😂😂😂
@chocolatethunder6377
@chocolatethunder6377 Жыл бұрын
You man had me nerrrrrvous because the week don’t start till this episode drops
@iheukumerepearl515
@iheukumerepearl515 Жыл бұрын
Me too Already started fuming😂
@SyreLikeAFire
@SyreLikeAFire Жыл бұрын
real spill
@battleforbeauty
@battleforbeauty Жыл бұрын
Faaaacts 😂
@kikimarriott8707
@kikimarriott8707 Жыл бұрын
From 3pm wondering wtf was going on 😂😂😂😂😂
@RaeDSJ8512
@RaeDSJ8512 Жыл бұрын
Right?? Like I need these earlier in the day, because I listen to these during my workouts.
@jodiehanley6690
@jodiehanley6690 Жыл бұрын
James- Talking about looking at homeless people when he was a kid.. 'What do you mean you have TWO sleeping bags and a hat full of coins..i havent seen money like that' 😂💀
@jamaicangirl8933
@jamaicangirl8933 Жыл бұрын
When I tell I was floored 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@realscottsummers
@realscottsummers Жыл бұрын
"When the problem asks you what the problem is" will be an all time great quote lol
@gmangee5909
@gmangee5909 Жыл бұрын
happy monday guys i just had a baby girl then got a fresh episode of SNG🙌🏽 what more could i ask for 😂🙌🏽
@in.art.hiiiii
@in.art.hiiiii Жыл бұрын
The Apologies to South Africans had me on my knees🤣🤣🙌🏻we love you guys❤❤we have 11 official languages !! Swahili is NOT one of them😂💯love love love..🤘🤘🤘
@coddell_c
@coddell_c Жыл бұрын
It's 12. Sign language is now an official language too.
@arg23
@arg23 Жыл бұрын
Nigerian parents are EXACTLY like Caribbean parents! Fuhad was living my childhood😭😭
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 Жыл бұрын
Yesss
@athena141
@athena141 Жыл бұрын
Yessss
@nursecpierre
@nursecpierre Жыл бұрын
Sweeearrrr I just posted this!!! 😅 Carribean parents DID NOT PLAY
@dinamenechongolola3358
@dinamenechongolola3358 Жыл бұрын
"Line up so I can clutter you as an etc, like ta ta ta!! I don't wanna wave my hand more than once", this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard Fuhad say!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shaynoah9234
@shaynoah9234 Жыл бұрын
The math question took me back my dad asked me what's 12 plus 6 and I said idk he said use You're fingers I replied I don't have 12 fingers man threw me and my maths book out the room😂😂😂
@mahawatejan9822
@mahawatejan9822 Жыл бұрын
i'm weakkkkkk😭😭😭
@rochelsewart7919
@rochelsewart7919 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Mama_Toni
@Mama_Toni Жыл бұрын
noooo, not the 12 fingers😂😂😂
@yogurl6004
@yogurl6004 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Im dead
@yonelatwani8278
@yonelatwani8278 Жыл бұрын
When my mum started with the "i gave birth to you, carried you for nine months yadayada" mess, I said "You are the one that decided you are an adult and are ready for a child. I was your responsibility and you were required to do parent duties because i didn't ask to be here' and the silence that followed was loud 😭💀
@llollchild14
@llollchild14 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy because they were acting like we were relaxing at school too , when half of us were fighting for our lives 😭😭😭
@Bulelwakoko
@Bulelwakoko Жыл бұрын
Apology accepted 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 South Africans have been dealing with Malfoy on TikTok lately so we were on a roll 😂😂
@entropy3615
@entropy3615 Жыл бұрын
Lol Malfoy?
@jasy876
@jasy876 Жыл бұрын
Oh god what did y'all do to Tom Felton? 😂
@BlPlR9714
@BlPlR9714 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Draco Malfoooeeey
@tercia113
@tercia113 Жыл бұрын
YES😂😂😂😂. we need a break can't handle 2 fights at the same time
@BlPlR9714
@BlPlR9714 Жыл бұрын
@@tercia113 😂what he do to y'all down there cuzo
@SyreLikeAFire
@SyreLikeAFire Жыл бұрын
istg we better get a shits n gigs meetup in South Africa in the future 🇿🇦
@junglekxngtalksanime
@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын
FACTS!!
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 Жыл бұрын
It's the only reasonable penance. Supported.
@tyrone2423
@tyrone2423 Жыл бұрын
We'll truly forgive them then
@BlPlR9714
@BlPlR9714 Жыл бұрын
they do an episode on the table mountains in the cape, white robes and yeezys😂😂
@nkaisengmphomela
@nkaisengmphomela Жыл бұрын
I agree with this 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾😌
@zayaangalant1593
@zayaangalant1593 Жыл бұрын
🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Thanks for clearing it up. I wasn't ready to see you guys flamed by South Africans like some other influencers😭
@amandasmith7314
@amandasmith7314 Жыл бұрын
Dad math is thinking that subtracting physical assault equals a non-abusive childhood
@iamkodenusi
@iamkodenusi Жыл бұрын
52:55 South Africa's ability to instil fear and respect in other people as a nation will always have me in awe! James' apology is so funny, you know he meant it.😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jaughnekow
@jaughnekow Жыл бұрын
Dad and Mum math is knowing you would return home after trying to run away from a heavy beating. They know you would always return.
@BessyAnne____
@BessyAnne____ Жыл бұрын
Ran away once, my mom didn't beat me because she was worried I didn't return that day. I was maybe 11 and I slept in church. She found me there the next morning and held my hand all the way home
@ms.alananorville7690
@ms.alananorville7690 Жыл бұрын
Look at us listening to our Daddies Trauma and trauma bonding in the cult
@jordanmilton674
@jordanmilton674 Жыл бұрын
As a South African, I can confirm we have 12 official languages including English & yes Xhosa. The X is said with a clicking sound. It's the language they used in Black Panther
@junglekxngtalksanime
@junglekxngtalksanime Жыл бұрын
I loved how the UK and US actors spoke it in there...even tho I'm not Xhosa myself
@kelz3456
@kelz3456 Жыл бұрын
Mara the clicks in that movie were not make sure😭😭😭
@cuanontong2207
@cuanontong2207 Жыл бұрын
​@kelz3456 atleast they tried yazi😂😂😂
@kelz3456
@kelz3456 Жыл бұрын
@@cuanontong2207yah tried is the word🤣
@jordanmilton674
@jordanmilton674 Жыл бұрын
@@kelz3456 ne? TBH, I thought Chadwick was a UK boy. Kanti he's American😰😰😰 RIP
@duafatima1787
@duafatima1787 Жыл бұрын
"2 sleeping bags and a hat full of coins. I don't see money like that" James 2023
@nkaisengmphomela
@nkaisengmphomela Жыл бұрын
As a South African I get it 🤣🤣🤣. It was banter. We still love you guys 🫶🏽🇿🇦
@ellenellenellenellen
@ellenellenellenellen Жыл бұрын
Thank you for addressing the problem from last week! We love you ❤🇿🇦
@dawnsherie
@dawnsherie Жыл бұрын
“YOUR HATS FULL OF COINS” HAHAHAAA BRUV why did that have me chuckling so hard because the amount of times I thought of all the places I could run away too and be hella CUSHHH, BRO! I almost hitched a ride on a train once! My mom didn’t even have a clue, I was about to see the world riding the rails 😂😂
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 Жыл бұрын
Hat, not hands
@dawnsherie
@dawnsherie Жыл бұрын
@@moimeself1088 ok.
@kieranryan-zy2un
@kieranryan-zy2un Жыл бұрын
I've been through a lot of shit lately and your videos put a smile on my face man
@joshuaprince8052
@joshuaprince8052 Жыл бұрын
i've been refreshing this page like crazy lol🤣🤣🤣...we need this weekly therapy
@amberjohnson9880
@amberjohnson9880 Жыл бұрын
Wishing you a happy remainder of the week!
@ursulambra3497
@ursulambra3497 Жыл бұрын
Ugh Godfather of Harlem is literally the best thing I’ve seen this year. Literally *chefs kiss*
@gloribellopez9044
@gloribellopez9044 Жыл бұрын
When he asked “what it’s called when you go away from your parents” I freaking giggled because I wholeheartedly yelled, “ELOPEMENT” 😩😩😩😩
@MaggieAAdams
@MaggieAAdams Жыл бұрын
This question is a straight therapy session for these men lmfao 😂
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X Жыл бұрын
Fuhad’s childhood was hilarious to me 😂😂😂 his mom and the new bedsheets for the New Year 😂😂
@esmeraldafriedman5267
@esmeraldafriedman5267 Жыл бұрын
I want to start the New Year clean and fresh! 😂
@gugulethukunene8266
@gugulethukunene8266 Жыл бұрын
@@esmeraldafriedman5267🤣🤣🤣🤣
@beemonique8466
@beemonique8466 Жыл бұрын
Cleaning everything, doing laundry and etc, for the new year... That's a normal thing for us black Americans. Cleanliness is Godliness😂
@akontio59
@akontio59 Жыл бұрын
If you're a 90's kid from an African family, the first 15min of this show were therapeutic lmao
@Noloyiso_M
@Noloyiso_M Жыл бұрын
We have 11 official languages spoken plus sign language and most of these spoken languages have at least three dialects depending on which part of South African you're from. So this apology is well recieved gents😂😂♥♥
@pinkglitter6992
@pinkglitter6992 3 ай бұрын
‘Line up so I can clatter you’ 😂😂😂 the clatter sent me beyond! 😭🤣
@kyanblack
@kyanblack Жыл бұрын
As a South African, I’m pleased 😂
@kaelomashike7892
@kaelomashike7892 Жыл бұрын
These man can make any show sound like its Oscar worthy, and the way fuhad describes it is absolutely fantastic
@JayBry1989
@JayBry1989 Жыл бұрын
You KNOW the daughter showed the mum first so they could laugh together at the dad looking like a wisdom tooth and breaking his family up over it 😂😂😂
@jessicarichter6436
@jessicarichter6436 Жыл бұрын
Facts!! 😂😂
@robertjerome9171
@robertjerome9171 Жыл бұрын
I've never felt another grown man's pain before in my life. Hearing the same stories of things I've gone thru growing up
@danikahholdman2609
@danikahholdman2609 Жыл бұрын
Suggestion: can you guys reach out to your South African viewers to provide roasts for your next ‘roast us’ episode and for the try not to laugh challenge for your reaction channel. South Africa does not miss. Every thread of theirs is funny as hell. 😂
@lesegomalevu700
@lesegomalevu700 Жыл бұрын
It’s 12 official languages 🤣 Afrikaans, English, Ndebele, Pedi, Sotho, South African Sign Language, Swati, Tsonga, Tswana, Venda, Xhosa, and Zulu 🇿🇦
@zukisapikoli9493
@zukisapikoli9493 Жыл бұрын
Yes cause there's also Khoisan
@Carpathianpixie
@Carpathianpixie Жыл бұрын
Wow, y'all even made sign language an official language? That's cool.
@nomalungelondlovu
@nomalungelondlovu Жыл бұрын
​@@phindampandle9482 I thought South African Sign Language was made official
@kgothatsothobejane9954
@kgothatsothobejane9954 Жыл бұрын
​@@nomalungelondlovu It was, it's recent though, I believe it was passed about two months ago.
@beewest5704
@beewest5704 Жыл бұрын
Stay in a place we're most ppl speak 3-4 languages but they don't speak any of them properly.
@hey_winny1239
@hey_winny1239 Жыл бұрын
We gotta have a Nigerian mom and dad math special because…😂😂😂😂
@iesharoper5861
@iesharoper5861 Жыл бұрын
When they said “do you know that school work like you know them songs”… that shit sweetened me!!!!
@user-yq7hd9wg5o
@user-yq7hd9wg5o Жыл бұрын
“Why haven’t you changed my bed sheets? It’s New Year’s Eve” took me OUT
@theycallmecassidy8010
@theycallmecassidy8010 Жыл бұрын
the way Fuhad narrates a story/series, makes me feel like I've also watched it, great storyteller😮‍💨
@bayanmousa1539
@bayanmousa1539 Жыл бұрын
Literally can’t wait till u guys post every Monday it brightens my day ❤
@SyreLikeAFire
@SyreLikeAFire Жыл бұрын
fuhad’s belt story had me rolling even though my childhood was similar (except it was my mom with a shambock ;))
@gsasagi1111
@gsasagi1111 Жыл бұрын
I knew from the moment James said "gibberish" on the last episode that my fellow South Africans are going to have a field day with him😂😂😂We don't take anything Seriously but we hate being insulted 😂😂
@nelly2911
@nelly2911 Жыл бұрын
Yeah hey, I also saw it coming 🤣🤣
@Isitreah
@Isitreah Жыл бұрын
I was waiting🤣🤣🤣🤣that Swahili bit too. I really thought they were next on the list after that Simone girl and Noodle hair Malfoy😭
@danaglass1265
@danaglass1265 Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t everyone and every culture and every race and every family dislike being insulted? Not just a South African thing
@ManLikeEnoch
@ManLikeEnoch Жыл бұрын
That thread was funny 😂😭 “when she holds your hands and you just want to cut it off” that’s Brazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sasah_rsa
@sasah_rsa 11 ай бұрын
This is so so true Someone said, South Africans can be beefing with each other or some ishh could be going down but you come in as an outsider n you do/say something to piss them off, they'll forget for a few moments whatever the f is going on n have a field day with you😂😂😂
@scorpios_knw_best
@scorpios_knw_best Жыл бұрын
20 years later, I MUST change my bedsheets new years eve. 🤦🏽‍♀️ it's mandatory. Starting fresh😂😂😂
@UrbanAfricano93
@UrbanAfricano93 Жыл бұрын
This is the only broadcast that I really like . The bromance is amazing 😂❤
@servingcant
@servingcant Жыл бұрын
Listening to the Mum/Dad math section and reading the comments makes me realize that I didn’t have a unique trauma experience. The memories that are getting unlocked rn.. 🤦🏾‍♀️
@makinicorner
@makinicorner Жыл бұрын
Dad math is telling your dad your age on your birthday and him saying "ONLY?! What have you achieved? Cause I'M 65" 😂
@DAEDAE_blessedvibez
@DAEDAE_blessedvibez Жыл бұрын
MUM MATH : knowing lyrics to songs and she says "You pick up a book from morning " you know your time Tables lol
@lesley5380
@lesley5380 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@goffed11
@goffed11 Жыл бұрын
Def jamaican 😂😂
@mizmckenzie3444
@mizmckenzie3444 Жыл бұрын
the levels of accuracy, I read this in my mums voice lol
@baf00nery
@baf00nery Жыл бұрын
​@@goffed11"mek sure yuh know yuh book like yuh know di song dem"😂
@randomlyjumping5514
@randomlyjumping5514 Жыл бұрын
I love your apologies, it felt real. - i also didn’t know gibberish was that harsh of a word.
@christil7635
@christil7635 Жыл бұрын
I went to start The Godfather of Harlem immediately after you mentioned it. I have been watching all of y’alls movies and show recs and you guys really haven’t missed. I’ve enjoyed them all. ❤❤
@adebolagifttv813
@adebolagifttv813 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I laughed so hard in this episode... Fuhad was so funny during the mom/dad math things, and I could so relate because I'm Nigerian and our parents damn!
@milkyisdoodlin
@milkyisdoodlin Жыл бұрын
Mom/dad math is constantly telling you "don't be like I was" yet still upset with decisions you make for YOUR LIFE. Like did you want me to be a teen parents like y'all or something?? 😂🥴 aren't y'all happy I didn't do what y'all did or not? Anyway once again, a great podcast! Love ya guys
@tretizzle
@tretizzle Жыл бұрын
"There is not enough Fs in the word Facts" James😅😅
@AyandaMalungana-r8k
@AyandaMalungana-r8k Жыл бұрын
Shout out to my country for the juicy thread, keep them coming. and shout out to James and Fuhad for making them even juicier.🤣 ❤
@lu-zahntheron7092
@lu-zahntheron7092 Жыл бұрын
The way South Africans come together 😂😂😂😂 hilarious! Proudly 🇿🇦
@unknown-yk3cb
@unknown-yk3cb Жыл бұрын
“Go and pick a belt” is BRAAAZY🤣😭😭😭
@danielepoubel
@danielepoubel Жыл бұрын
FINALLY!!!!! i was SHAKING thinking we wouldn’t get an episode today
@lihlengwenya7637
@lihlengwenya7637 Жыл бұрын
Bruh 😂😂
@Mama_Toni
@Mama_Toni Жыл бұрын
Not shaking😂😂😂
@kletuskong2010
@kletuskong2010 Жыл бұрын
Elis & Fuhad fumbling the bottom boy on the the matching patreon-youtube episodes is way funnier than it should be lol
@nazz3110
@nazz3110 Жыл бұрын
As a 33 year old with 2 kids, I agree with most of these 🤣 I don't care if the sun is out, go sleep so I can watch Netflix in peace 😅
@ReginaVestra
@ReginaVestra Жыл бұрын
I always feel SO attacked when they talk about going to bed with the sun out in the summer time because.... best believe my kids are in bed at 8:30 on a weekday- rain or shine lol
@shevdavey6389
@shevdavey6389 Жыл бұрын
They'd better be sleeping by 9 pm too caz this wine isn't gonna drink itself
@july3817
@july3817 Жыл бұрын
I think my parents had a great setup. Basically I was supposed to be in my room at 8pm (later 10pm) and not make noise. But they didn’t care if I was sleeping or reading, playing games, colouring pictures as long as I was quiet and dealt with the consequences of staying up late. I had problems falling asleep so I often stayed up late and did stuff to get tired. Developed a pretty good routine of my own that way.
@ReginaVestra
@ReginaVestra Жыл бұрын
@@shevdavey6389 LMAOOO. If it's a weekend... not gonna lie.... I let them hang out in their rooms until their heart's content... But don't try that ish on a weekday or I'm FLYING up those stairs 🤣
@ReginaVestra
@ReginaVestra Жыл бұрын
@embermist3910 Yeah I think we have all seen those studies by now. Good thing my kids are still in the single digits......
@zmayler8209
@zmayler8209 Жыл бұрын
The way how Fuhad gives a show breakdown! 🔥🔥It makes you want to watch the show... now I'm debating another subscription service 💯💯
@HoneyPot624
@HoneyPot624 9 ай бұрын
“Telling me to clean my room because her friends are coming over.” My mom would legit give them a tour to see the “updates” on the house (there were no updates btw). 😂
@FreeOfCharg3
@FreeOfCharg3 Жыл бұрын
This episode gave me PTSD 😂. The plus side is that it’s nice knowing so many people experienced this level of fuckary as kids as well 😂
@justbea5961
@justbea5961 Жыл бұрын
As an African kid these mom math tweets is giving me ptsd 😭😂
@BrooklynSaunders718
@BrooklynSaunders718 Жыл бұрын
We can definitely use another Mom/Dad math that was funny and on point.
@englisheats6894
@englisheats6894 Жыл бұрын
i remember escaping a beating once and thought after finishing school it would have been forgotten about until you walk in the house and see a parent holding the belt that fear is like nothing else
@garrettfolden8470
@garrettfolden8470 Жыл бұрын
The energy in this one is amazing 😭😭😭
@Lilmoonpie2
@Lilmoonpie2 Жыл бұрын
Dad making you pick the belt takes me BACK 😅 but the remote call really took me out!! 😂 childhood was CRAZY bro
@sarahlawson1695
@sarahlawson1695 Жыл бұрын
The mom and dad math makes me realize I’m nothing like that as a parent. Thank god. My kids sleep in and stay up late on weekends, they know they have to clean their room every Sunday but they get to choose when as long as it’s done before bed. I feel better lol
@indiashante1560
@indiashante1560 Жыл бұрын
Same here. I'm such a laid-back parent compared to how I was raised. My kids actually go out their way to spend time with me too. Lol
@jessicarichter6436
@jessicarichter6436 Жыл бұрын
Same. Beatings only gave me trauma so I’m much more laid back & loving with my lil girl but still expect respect. I’m English & didn’t get this rosey parenting people think we get.
@susanmichelle3292
@susanmichelle3292 Жыл бұрын
I love that, bcI believe kids need time to have fun and enjoy themselves. My favorite memories from my childhood were watching “Sweet Valley High” with my Mom (she worked 8 hour overnight shifts as a nurse) and brother after school, and having pizza for dinner and watching a movie that me or my brother picked with both my Mom and Dad on Saturday nights. We had to clean our rooms as well, as long as it was before bedtime Sunday. I imagine your kids will have happy memories of these weekends when they grow up😊
@jordannaatilo5840
@jordannaatilo5840 Жыл бұрын
When fuhad said ETC, i thought this was a wrestling move. Not until i saw the transcript , he actually was saying et cetera. Laughed the first time, laughed even harder the second time.
@BriShante6969
@BriShante6969 Жыл бұрын
The older generation would hate me!! 😂😂 I love when my kids sleep in and love when they are chilled when I get home from work.
@nicoleimmel5201
@nicoleimmel5201 Жыл бұрын
Shaped like a wisdom tooth is so accurate and I can’t get over it 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@siphokazizondi7834
@siphokazizondi7834 Жыл бұрын
There are quiet a few languages in South Africa. Even we get upset when someone starts their tweet off in English and then ends it in one of the other languages that we may not understand 😅😂😂
@daisy-lz8zg
@daisy-lz8zg Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Having to apologize after getting a taste of that South African spice. Now imagine growing up in that environment. I know no tongue sharper than a South Africans😂
@lwandilemthembu9666
@lwandilemthembu9666 Жыл бұрын
Mum math is them turning the lights on to tell you something when you sleeping just so you can hear them clearly 😂😂
@HannahSmith-b3q
@HannahSmith-b3q Жыл бұрын
Mum math is when I’ve been up all night sick and didn’t go to school and saying ‘can’t be that unwell’ when I turn on the TV or go get myself some water from the kitchen
@jordankelly653
@jordankelly653 27 күн бұрын
40:33 as Fuhad says "prayers" it cuts back to the two of them and James laughing🤣 He'll never let that pronunciation go!
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