HATING YOUR BOYFRIEND?! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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[@raetekateka8233]

"When you start noticing the size and shape of his head" took me out... the boys didn't resonate but I know my ladies get it 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jemiyawills7208]

Yessss😂💯

[@zukhanyedladla2166]

And it's just disgusting😹like why does it look like that?

[@thembelihlemathunjwa9813]

This is so true😂😂

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

You mean the wrinkles on the base of their skull?

[@simoneb6312]

Yesssss

[@kaylalala4530]

James' face when Fuhad read "when you say his dad's name during sex"..terrifying. There was zero emotion while simultaneously EVERY emotion there 🤣😬

[@tanajsiaaa]

i had to go back and rewatch that part bc i didn’t see his face, and when i tell you i FELL OUTTTT😂😂😂😂 his face was PERFECTLY described by you. he was triggered af 🤣

[@iatlion]

I was out when I saw his face😂

[@krazychilel]

Lmao ....yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@virtuoso8642]

I knew other people caught this. James was *stunned* . That blank stare was him triggered.

[@grEy_3]

Trueeeeee

[@PuertoRicanCreoleQueen]

When you look at him and start questioning your sexuality, then you see a better man walk by and realize ‘no I’m straight my man is just a clown’

[@beewest5704]

Oooooooooooooh

[@chmchn]

Daaaaaamn🤣

[@Hannahdealer8180]

You might still be bi, why not give women a try? Lol I had to make it rhyme, so as to give you a thank you for your time.

[@baby28girl]

This is actually me 😅

[@msunje9862]

@@Hannahdealer8180try ? That would be cheating. Op is just joking around too

[@Kay1Shabba]

Fuhad's delivery is next level

[@Gefahrbabushkin]

Factssss love how they appreciate it as well 😂😂

[@maclaurin6548]

James reactions are top tier

[@fazormcghee7936]

That Nigga got a pizza shop?

[@sakuragurl88647]

'being held down by sleep paralysis' literally killed me and brought me back to life. 😂😂

[@FreedomNurse]

This was actually the worst😂😂😂😂

[@jjonesbranch1]

You one 😂😂

[@syrritajones2538]

When his flirting feels like harassment 😭😩

[@kitanaisacaprisun908]

😭😭😭STOP

[@user-ph4mg1mh9c]

💀🤣

[@puffer_puff438]

In my own home..harassed by the people i chose😂😂

[@somedaysoon9551]

Wayment 😂😂😂

[@Tinytashiii]

LMAO FACTS

[@musiimeruthsheba1251]

Wooow woow James: he can't even cheat Fuhad: Correctly 😂😂😂

[@JeanWandimi]

Hahahhaha that sent me

[@shonetb80]

Now we know why James loves being called Daddy!😅

[@loveschile7339]

Bwahahahahahahaha

[@Clip-Factory]

@@kopaka555erm ok buddy boy

[@Frank-white]

@@Clip-Factory

[@CoachTinita]

When he chews his food and now YOU’VE lost your appetite.

[@godrules3596]

You girls just say ANYTHING

[@jessicahermans504]

South Africans are so savage bruh 🤣 Love my people so much 😂🇿🇦

[@kr6productions]

No kak 😭

[@Burner-td4cu]

Used to love em, but the most toxic rugby fans ever 😂😂 didn’t think anyone could get worse than the English!

[@Ulysses_Gaius]

Yo this country is unhinged 😂 but anyways go Bokke!!

[@jessicahermans504]

@@Ulysses_Gaius Go Bokke!!

[@kr6productions]

@@Ulysses_Gaius Sister Bettina! Oryt!

[@tormentorchick1755]

When you look at him and realize you don't love or respect yourself nearly as much as you thought you did cuzz why tf would you do 'this' to yourself?

[@solhaher9114]

Eyyyyy

[@OKAYOKAY420]

I knew I started to dislike my ex when his voice alone pissed me off. He ignored me constantly and cheated, so my reaction wasn't irrational. After I wanted the divorce I just wanted him to go back to leaving me alone because he was just annoying.

[@LM-he7eb]

When his chewing annoys you, ARG. When you now feel like he talks too loud, argg. When you start thinking he talks too much, calls too much, visits too much & wants to see you too often, ARGGG!

[@OKAYOKAY420]

@@LM-he7eb honestly, for me it is just his words. Now that I know he's full of shit, I want him to keep his mouth shut. He only calls to talk to me, so I set it up so he can only talk to our kids and leave me alone. He unfortunately doesn't call them as much as he tried to call me.

[@ks-he3gk]

15:05 Anyone else jealous when they start talking about their exes and they know who they are talking about? 😂 Fuhad looked so surprised I want to know her too

[@GoingHam1000]

On god!

[@stushgalsteph]

The way he doubled down on the under look surprised faceee had me in tearsss😂😂😂

[@GoingHam1000]

@@stushgalsteph I swear!!!

[@stephanygomez8021]

“That eye roll you make when your man calls you but you’re waiting for a real man to call you” lmao I felt this

[@sewpynk8061]

When he breaks up with you through text and you just reply "okay".

[@JadinVlotman]

Anyone else love when James yells Fuhads name 😂

[@olikah4667]

FUUUHHAAAD!!!!

[@patrykbdg]

Pause?

[@NajimaMuslimah]

its sends be every time, its a mix of panic and disgust of what hes hearing lol

[@azundaemmanuel6642]

Love it also😂😂😂😂

[@princess_aishah6]

James always has a story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@agirlhasnoname567]

“Ok so rahh, I remember this one time…” 😂😂😂

[@ElonyxOdd]

Bro's life is a mooovie😂

[@tealhiid]

Notice how none of the ones they said talked about ending the life of their partners? Yeah I'm sorry James can't agree that these were more brutal than the guys one.

[@BlackQueenA1825]

THIS! I was like "are you serious?" when he said that. The hating your gf ones were WAY more violent

[@allano7814]

James' story is for sure the beginning of his villain arc.

[@soniafernandes1424]

Him doing the x-man sign killed me🤣🤣🤣

[@sofya6553]

The noticing the shape and size of his head has happened to me more than once and I didnt even realise it until now. There's some freaky head shapes out there ladies, be careful out there

[@dorcastweneboah8880]

😂😂😂

[@Queen-Blue]

AKA "Hatfished"!!! One got me...🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@vannablack757]

That happened to me once..

[@syoung4724]

When he sneezes and you don't say, "Bless you". 😂😅

[@renicereid6110]

Why was the “hating your girlfriend” more brutal..these were light For those asking for the link It’s eps 329 mum and dad math The last few minutes of the episode.

[@shazaibbiazahs]

what was brutal about the girls one? seem the same to me. Only difference is the men can actually take the jokes..

[@kallianz]

You just can't relate to men's pain.

[@its_jaelynn6087]

Cuz men actually HATE their gf lol

[@HaughtyHedonist]

Because The Women Were Tryna Be Funny, Weirdo Men Actually Hate Their Girlfriends - Hence Why It Was More Brutal

[@Rysco_creations]

@@its_jaelynn6087can say the same about women😒

[@ToniChauntel]

“If I can smell you in any negative aspect” YES!!! Jesus. That is SO REAL 😂 You could be straight from the GYM and I wouldn’t care. When I stop feeling you? Get out. I’ve caught up on all the episodes at this point 😭 Patreon here I come.

[@galaxiiluna]

nah this is facts.

[@homiefizzle5260]

So do you enjoy your partners farts? This sounds fine and dandy, but in reality simply finding an unpleasant smell unpleasant doesn't mean you're no longer in love.

[@loveschile7339]

Yea cuz even the gym stink can be sexy...Lol

[@ToniChauntel]

It's not that I ENJOY them LOL It's that I don't smell them at all. It wouldn't bother me. (Also I don't date men who sit up and fart 24/7 around me - have some decorum lol) @@homiefizzle5260

[@Rosie-ij3on]

@@homiefizzle5260 Yeah, to me this just shows the difference between infatuation and actual love. When you're infatuated, they smell like roses and can do no wrong. When you actually love them, they become human, have flaws and are no longer on a pedestal yet you adore them regardless

[@30allyb]

Every time Fuhad brings up "case of the love bite" on the pod, James LOSES it😂😂 and I love how that's proof of their friendship caliber. If he doesn't hate ur ex, not ya boy!

[@CometnHoshi]

I was married for 6 years. My ex was a cheater. I knew I hated him when he went from looking like the sexiest man alive to the lovechild of drake and Adam Sandler. Seeing a person through the eyes of love should be studied.

[@loveschile7339]

GURRRRRRL FAAAAACTS! Aint in INSANE!!! It's like being glamoured (True Blood) that's all I can think. The glasses come off and your like "He ain't neem that cute"

[@Ednah_Echezulor]

​@@loveschile7339fr girl.....I just be like, what did I even see in him😂

[@Ednah_Echezulor]

Exactly....I even hate his state of origin now😂, he's just irritating to me now

[@mosetaaj8206]

So you basically married him cause of his looks and ignored the red flags... Ouch

[@CometnHoshi]

@@mosetaaj8206 That’s what you gathered from what I said slowboat? Don’t procreate. ever.

[@vickyb4566]

When you pray for his new girlfriend.

[@solhaher9114]

😂😂😂😂

[@muhammadyashe3230]

The "You can't even cheat" cracked me up 🤣💔🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Emberelle420]

As a woman, I always chalked cheaters up to I'm not fulfilling them in some kind of way. Then I had someone tell me, "why's it gotta be on you? What if they don't get fulfilment from anything? That's a problem." I was like oh shit, I will never settle for a cheat ever, first time, I'm leaving. It's not on me, you cheated yourself.

[@obakenglekabe4003]

Yess to the truth.

[@shania991]

“When he gets on top of you it feels like your being held down by sleep paralysis” 😂 is fcking insane she loathes that man

[@matrixfairyx3813]

I had a boyfriend that would text me the same text every morning. At first thought it was cute then it started feeling like a copy and paste vibe. Had to let him go... at one point I was screaming at my phone every morning 😫🤣

[@ToniaAlex13]

😂😂😂. Listen when a new man who got my number and start text me good morning, hey, or hi, my annoyance level goes from 1 to 100 real quick. And I just lose interest quickly. Don't hey me to death

[@debikala]

Omg...I'm going through this right now. I scream every morning...have another greeting for once!!!

[@ajfergy5569]

@@debikalacomplaining that someone cares enough about you to text you daily is wild

[@chandamccullum5591]

I’ve been there

[@MasakheSakhe]

feeling held down by sleep paralysis is wild. 😭😭

[@mikhailcampbell3994]

When James said big daddy Duncan,I laughed until I cried

[@bighomieJ5X]

James tells the best stories 😂

[@anamngewu9565]

Finally someone said the smell thing. I have that thing as well. You could be good looking and well dressed and your natural smell would seem bad to me. When I like someone they NATURALLY smell good to me. I would ask my gf after a shower "You smell good when did you put cologne?" and it would be her natural scent after a bath.

[@baf00nery]

My ex had a bit of a sweaty smell sometimes and I felt like a soggy tampon everytime I got a whiff of it😔

[@lolitas_lullabyes]

Fuhad: "How do you know my dads name?" Me: We are FBI agents G.....we have your parents address and images of you in primary school, what do you mean????😂😂🤣🤣

[@holliejane3605]

I realised I hated him when the idea of being on my own was mad attractive to me. The idea of dumping his ass made me AROUSED. So I did it and didn’t look back. His cheating chlamydia-ridden ass chased me for months. I never picked the phone up. I never answered the door. I just laughed at him from upstairs lol Now I’m happily married and so is he. Somehow 😂

[@shuris_vibranium]

7:25 The key to breaking out of sleep paralysis is to stay calm, don't try to force your body to move, accept that you're unable to move for the next few seconds, just breathe and patiently wait for your body to relax and move on its own.

[@superkay4421]

BRO WHAT???

[@GoingHam1000]

What about if them demons pop up!?

[@daltonevans3412]

See, it's the opposite for me. I have to focus everything i have on moving *some* part of my body. Usually my eyebrows or lips. If i can force something to move, i wake instantly.

[@anamngewu9565]

My brain can't comprehend this.🤣

[@silverxdiamond7177]

Just move your toes

[@Noloyiso_M]

The last time I had sleep paralysis I woke up exactly like James. I was screaming at this damn demon to not even approach me, I was already unable to move and I was praying and telling him to cease and desist.

[@jessiejeanne9717]

I started heating my ex husband, the more I had to field complaints about him like "Jess, you're really cool, but what's up with your husband?" (It wasn't money, wasn't looks, it wasn't personality- so they couldn't figure it out). That's when I realized I couldn't figure it out, either. That's when it hit me: he, a 33 year old, went after 19 year old me cuz I was a young fuckwit. I was the only 1 he had anything in common with & knew how to manipulate my "daddy issues" & pity. Then I realized he was a creep and I was taking so many drugs that didn't help me dissociate, anymore "during".

[@Emptytopfloor]

Yeah, the age gap toxicity is very real.

[@mehyeah2931]

@@Emptytopfloorage gap toxicity 💀 what are you talking about

[@babyblue5964]

@@mehyeah2931 a 30 year old going after someone who basically just finished high school and has mental health issues, what are YOU on bout

[@bigspinshit]

"I mean, what kind of bitch am I? What you mean I can't move?" Had EXACTLY the same thoughts after having sleep paralysis a couple years ago, just couldn't believe my own body would betray me like that...

[@Namuggah]

The horror though 😂😂😂 and it’s never sleep paralysis with something being, it’s ducking nightmares

[@monastea4258]

I’m losssinggggg it watching this hahahahahaha James is killing me ‘ what is that smell? Get the fuck out, love doesn’t live here anymore” DEADDDDDDDD

[@alyssa4009]

The sleep paralysis GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣

[@vuyisilemangena4210]

Dating in South Africa is an extreme sport I swear😭💔

[@summer_glazed2818]

When you start noticing the shape and size of his head 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@isabellemelendez2980]

the joke is always funnier when james laughs unexpectedly 😂

[@haaybaails]

When you’ve been an afternoon gym goer your entire life & decided to start going at 4 in the morning just so I didn’t have to interact with him in the morning

[@Jacob.DTorres]

My last gf told me that no one would ever love me while breaking up with me and 4 years later I'm still single. She wasn't lying 😂

[@uerondu]

Awww

[@yoyomabach4518]

“Cuz I’ll start cutting stuff” 😂😂😂😂

[@elizabethfrancisco4050]

“You can’t even cheat” is outta pocket

[@no.6377]

I felt this way about a dude. So I broke up with him😊 ...but he wouldn't _let_ me😂 Talkin' bout "we *gotta* work this out" holding me hostage and shit. After half an hour in circles I agreed to a """break""". Then I just avoided him.

[@maxthelusma85]

When i was pregnant i would get bad sleep paralysis to the point i would open my eyes to my man with his eyes and mouth blacked out talking to me with a demonic voice and i was alone😭 that shit was the worse and almost gave me a damn heart attack

[@wolfsbane964]

None of James lil boxing/jujutsu skills paying off versus sleep paralysis demons😂😅

[@vitasunshine]

The level of offense James is taking is hilarious

[@PressPowerPlay]

That wake up scream sent me! I did that before and woke up the whole house. And that "I'm a grown man" 😅😅😅 As a woman I feel the same way!! Sleep paralysis demons need to show some respect around here!!

[@Blullaby]

Emptying my phone battery! The gasp I gasped 🤣 ! Solid episode 🥰

[@bandilenzimande4235]

Wasting my phone battery with that unsolicited ass I LOVE YOU text😭🤚🏾

[@bizlevin1223]

“Why u runnin round tellin random niggas I’m ur ex?!” 😅😅😂😂

[@kimberlysummerton1919]

Can I just say THE QUALITY! You guys are the ones!

[@kembawinchester4861]

Completely unrelated to the content, Fuhad IS SUCH A ZADDY in these neutrals😍😍😍

[@pkzzack6403]

Bro was like "your ex bro🙅‍♂️"

[@MrNelson94]

That x symbol guy in the club wanted to die, thats crazy 🤣

[@jawaad_pnf]

The way fuhad says "pissing me off" scares me and im not even in hes presents😂

[@chelkai16]

What James said about funky smells is part of the reason that makes girls feel like they have to pretend they don’t poop…

[@belindanaarlamlejohnson4250]

😂 i Will never say all this Out loud 🤣 but daaang this hit home !! 😅 it’s almost sad.. we as human just need to be better to our self and leave when things are not serving us…

[@Luna-ig6jk]

The smell thing is REAL bro 😅😭🤣

[@reginafromrio]

I'm on board with the smell thing 100%

[@LPnerd]

I LOL at you guys, but I really don't understand why people cheat. IF you feel the need to cheat, just break up, and move on. Breaking up is hard enough, why add extra hurt and humiliation on to it?

[@Ova-bv4os]

FACTS! I'd rather get a call at 0200 from my man telling me he wants to break up cuz he's about to pull a hotty than to welcome him home the next day and kissing his dirty mouth or worse, fucking or suckong him right after cuz you know those nasty cunts don't bother to shower afterwards

[@jackiestevenson8926]

Calling out his dad's name?!? 😂😂😂 damn that's beyond brutal

[@bluewolf619125]

Although imma lonely ass nigga, this podcast keeps me grateful I don’t be in relationships. Like I can’t imagine having I sleep with think this way about me, actually puts fear in my soul

[@justingabriel1765]

These types of things just make me not ever wanna be in a relationship like god damn wtf lol 😂

[@melmac3464]

@justingabriel1765 I was thinking the exact same thing lol I've been single for over 3 years and I'm perfectly content and happy on my own. Sometimes tho and I mean wayyyyy less than sometimes I think hmm.... I wonder if I should step into the dating world again and then I watch this episode lol and I'm like yup newp I'm good lol The fact that humans will be in a relationship and hate the person they're with for so long and it seems like it's a quite often thing. It terrifies me. I've been in one relationship where it was ending in disdain and bitterness and I stayed too long but that was just once. I hear this kind of stuff all the time and it frightens me lol scared straight na na na na scared single lol my nerves lol

[@kaylenejantjes8113]

4:31 the laugh progression! 😂😂

[@a.m.3719]

When I saw the guy version, I needed a girl one, and the girls did not disappoint😂😂

[@robynson_]

😂 this was Softcore...Gents are heartless 😅

[@barbarella.artist]

Gents are homicidal you mean .. that’s not a flex

[@OmegaHilip]

6:00 wasting your battery is 𝑴𝑨𝑫!!!

[@lushvinyl]

james couldnt stand fuhads lovebite story 🤣 a real ass friend man

[@naimapeck1683]

Lol there was tread in South Africa say, "don't cry for him drink Savannah cider and plan for another relationship" 😂😂😂🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@shawna1278]

When you thought his “game” is, “I have no game.” But he was telling the truth! 😂😂

[@MrsM_1]

When he’s naked and you wanna scream 😩😩

[@callumbeddoes8907]

James’s laugh brings me pure happiness 😂

[@amandann86]

That lil serial killer laugh James let's out at 4:34 🫣🫣🫣

[@BellePM]

Lmbo , I laugh like that

[@really8704]

I need some more Toby and Fuhad Chemistry

[@gracewanja1857]

Sure James would survive that 😅😅

[@mazu3433]

Nah u just toxic 😂😂😂😂Fuhad just jumped on the daddy train , let James enjoy it for likkle bit 😅😅

[@dcgraham6178]

When you start praying to God on your knees for him to meet someone else and leave you! 💯

[@liftwithlauren]

The smell is facts!! Like as soon as I think ew I don’t like that smell - you’re done 😭

[@naritaprim267]

When you have to fight the urge from rolling your eyes 🙄 everytime they speak

[@nicholasmulindwa]

". ..how did you know my Dad's name,for starters..."😂😂😂😂

[@sacredcaramel4546]

The first one is definitely me right now 😂😂😂

[@angeeblakk8499]

When his touch feels like roach

[@angeldance08]

😂😂 I should not have laughed as hard as I did

[@christine_muts]

I'm still recovering from that sleep paralysis one🤣🤣

[@yourgirl_Jo]

today is Monday right??

[@AdoMeiLani]

I was thinking the same thing!!

[@Slillola212]

It was the “when he gets on top of you and you feel like you got sleep paralysis” took me out

[@moonshyne508]

“Your boyfriend or whatever it’s called!” 🤣🤣😂

[@esotericleigh]

When you remember he’s balding. What am I TOLERATING?

[@MaNyathi91.0]

😂🤣🤣🤣 🇿🇦 South African girlies are brutal!

[@liandrangwenya7410]

It’s the way Fuhad delivers it!😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@gypsyspiriit2242]

Imagine watching this episode and seeing your gf twitter handle popping up....😂😂

[@danikahholdman2609]

South Africa always coming through with the threads. 👏👏💅

[@jae8738]

James is right😂there aren't any serious relationships in SA 😂

[@thehitmantrader]

lol these weren't landing...they were actually adorable😂😂

[@livestonearth]

I used the covid lockdown as an excuse to not see him on his birthday Everytime he called me I would roll my eyes, decline, and tell him I'm otp

[@JamzFoster]

4:26 I actually did this multiple times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂