This Can't Be Real Life!! | EP 279 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, This Can't Be Real Life!!
35:58, Intro
37:41, Trash News
44:23, MAFSA
01:10:40, Looking For A Step-Dad
01:14:44, AITA
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[@pj5324]

Fuhad confidently saying Elizabeth Olsen was captain marvel and then saying the Olsen twins were in the parent trap (that was literally just Lindsey Lohan playing both roles) is craaaaazy to me. Stop spreading misinformation James is vulnerable 😭😭😭

[@bookfan22]

The Olsens had a Parent Trap movie as well.

[@aquariusshawty7886]

they were in the 1995 version of parent trap called “It Takes Two”

[@SophisticatedBliss]

Came here to comment this The mistakes were hilariously wild today 😂

[@reginamushi6582]

@@SophisticatedBlissI was saying the same thing but then found the real info...he was not wrong

[@BOO4EVA]

He do not be knowin sh t I swear lol

[@fabes_official]

Man really said "one of them is weaker than the other" I threw my whole dinner in the air! 😂😂😂 #FACTS

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

"My whole dinner in the air." I'm sent. 😂😂😂

[@klamiranda3926]

😂😂😂😂😂 he's not lieing

[@portiab1562]

😂😂😂fr though in most cases one of them ladies will run back😂

[@ImJustDesteny]

I almost choked on my damn lemonade he tried to kill me 😂

[@hurlscoutss]

It's so true as well 😭 I was crying.

[@ninak5804]

When Fuhad channeled his inner Ice Spice Baddie, I was on the floor rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@carlalove5187]

Unreal 😂😂lmfao 🤣 😅

[@nettmitch3452]

I was in my car hyperventilating!!!! 😂

[@haydenhalley1115]

When was THIS?

[@theherostays11]

​@@haydenhalley11151:16:00

[@airwreckaaaaaaaa]

The energy in James’ laugh when he laughed at Fuhad’s Ice Spice could power a small country. 😂

[@adriannaamos4534]

I'm so upset that I can't like this more than once 😂

[@basseysally9012]

@@adriannaamos4534 exactlyyy!!!😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@haydenhalley1115]

When was THIS?

[@justkdijah]

James needs to be hired to review shows/movies. The way he brings you in, viewings going UP! He has me wanting to watch Peppa Pig.

[@idilh8273]

Literally its nearly 2am and im in DEEP now with married at first sight 😂

[@justkdijah]

@@idilh8273 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karabomasheleZA]

The gun fingers sent me 🤣🤣

[@jangelohus2245]

😂😂yoo farhaad facts throwback divide n conquer😂😂😂 wuddaddaa!

[@melelosemanu-topeni7006]

@@justkdijah really wanted 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@LordDroneHorn]

Man really said "one of them is weaker than the other" 😭 I'm wheezing 🤣😂

[@joshnkoy]

that sent me fam 💀💀💀

[@austintaylor979]

@@joshnkoy *THROUGH THE ROOF CUZ* LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ttsexy813]

The fact that it's actually facts is what makes it so funny 😅

[@infokeys7740]

The block thing stole me. There are some ppl you can’t block bc at least you know you can walk outside.

[@cyrilsmedia]

@@infokeys7740 Thanos energy right there.

[@jessicacolon5265]

The fact that james is watching peppa pig and doesn’t have kids is HILARIOUS.

[@itstheverve]

got me thinking he's with a little baddie with kids 👀

[@helenepas2092]

¹

[@rcaldwell7255]

FRRRR!!! I just can't imagine a grown ass man with no kids or nephews and nieces sitting down to watch Peppa pig 😭😭😭

[@Lima_sweet_n_sour]

He’ll be a great dad

[@hopemorgan284]

Nah but peppa pig is too good, especially George and his dinasour obsession

[@snowym7188]

As a mom … the Peppa Pig part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Danny Dog’s dad always has to be reminded that he promised never to leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sammytrenton]

Knew it had to be the Dog Dad lmao

[@girlfriend3515]

Lmfao 😂💀🤣🤣

[@ethanviaes3797]

Fam u look so young for a mum well played

[@ItsdidiN]

IMPORTANT PEOPLE: about the trash news story guy who harassed the woman! She did very well to not block him. I work with lawyers to help woman(people) going through domestic violence.. It’s very important to have receipts to show to the police or else you won’t be able to built a case 👌🏾 hope it helps 🤗

[@BagooskaTheTerriblyTiredTapir]

For real, everybody's first reaction is to block the other person but 1. That usually escalates the situation and 2. Then it's just your word vs theirs

[@taekfute]

Important info tanks for sharing

[@Lima_sweet_n_sour]

I had to ask that did that and I blocked his number and he created multiple numbers off of different phone apps

[@ItsdidiN]

@halima this happened to one of our clients recently and she blocked him too soon for the police to consider it an issue. But before she blocked him, that guy actually sent her a lot of texts threatening her and it helped with the case. The ideal situation would be for you to be very clear to him/her to stop contacting you and if she/he doesn’t stop calling, tell them you’re going to the police via text and it usually stops. If it doesn’t only police can help

[@briannanewsome5580]

If you block someone’s # all they have to do is turn off their caller id in their settings.

[@omphilemsindo]

I'm dying at Fuhad confusing all the white actresses 🤣

[@jori556]

Why is James watching Peppa Pig to the point he remembers this episode so vividly?! 😂😂😂

[@leanafreeman8360]

For your next merch cycle, James, I’d buy a shirt that says, “It’s a MoooVie”

[@darlenestratton4857]

or, "JOOCEE"

[@janiceweeden7729]

Peppa pig is hilarious. If you haven’t already look up peppa pig whistle episode. She hung up on Susie sheep so quick when she did it with ease 🤣😂

[@lotusgsxr750]

Classic!!!!

[@danaglass1265]

Peppa was so mad when Susie whistled! 😂😂😂

[@BeyonKasual]

I never felt someone deserved a dial tone more than on that episode! 🤣🤣

[@uneakehenry5569]

Peppa was moving mad !!

[@TheBrob1983]

Peppa is queen petty.

[@chvrchx]

Fuhad referencing ice spice has sent me into tears 😭😭😭 still can’t breathe

[@kattwala2046]

I never cared about MAFS; then James started doing these reviews/breakdowns and I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!! More of it, please🔥😭

[@ChandaKhavari444]

Being in America, mafs is not good, so boring! But damn that mafs Australia and mafs UK is DRAMA and so much fun 😂😂😂

[@elizabethkent9859]

@ChandaKhavari444 Maybe it’s a local/accents thing then bc I’m from UK and MAFS UK is boring. MAFS AUS iconic and drama filled. But never seen MAFS USA.

[@nutellabutt8104]

“This brings me onto the REAL devil of the show…. SHANNON!” I can’t tell you how hard my head whipped when I heard my name in this context😭😂😂

[@shannongraham4246]

Right!!

[@klc061798]

the Sokka photo for Zuko🤣 peakkkk

[@19nightsky91]

Came here to say this! I was furious! *james voice*

[@bookfan22]

Thank you! Sokka is the GOAT!

[@Punklyn86]

I came here to say this. 😅

[@amilmitchell58]

When I tell you my inner NERD WAS READY?!?😭😭 AND THE UNITED REPUBLIC?! Please😭

[@nataliefountain5199]

I thought I was the only one who saw that. 😂😂

[@UnicornQueen0046]

James has a story for everything 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thestonethatthebuilderrefu9711]

#Facts 😆😆😆

[@booksandbotany]

He does so tired of him lmaoooo 💀💀💀💀

[@brookezornes407]

Everytime Lmao no matter what subject he’s got something to say 😂

[@adamhafza4919]

“STOOOOOOOP BROOOOOOOO” had me dying laughter 😂😂😂

[@tjf2022]

James really knows how to tell stories

[@abani9246]

"With the clothes on my back and my keys in my pocket" 😭😭😭

[@joshnkoy]

“one of them’s weaker than the other” is hall of fame 😭😭😭😭

[@flyerscarbo]

This has to be my all time favorite episode. I go back to this one every time I need a big laugh.. "whaddd I say bro".. "shuddd fuddd shuddd" 😂🤣😂🤣. I can't even spell it hahaha I love it

[@blitzwinger999wright6]

When James said Peppa Pig with the gun fingers Fuhad and I had the EXACT same breathless gasp of a laugh. There was NO recovering for a full minute. LightHEADED man.

[@ShelbyBlattner]

James: 4 times a day, everyday Fuhad: 👀

[@joshuaross1529]

When James said "Peppa PIG!!" With the gun fingers, I lost IT!!

[@oliviam4134]

The ice spice talking had me literally DEAD😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@melissa8580]

We need a split cam to see the reaction of the crew behind the camera when James says wild shit like “Peppa Pig”. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sabrinaaldridge5443]

My brother had that screening process!! And I got it on camera. He kept talking big to my dad so he took us to a park, handed me a camera and told me to press play. We now have a video of my brother being thrown around for 10 minutes, thinking he was doing something. HILARIOUS.

[@sant4992]

Dad said memories aren't enough I need video evidence to memorize your humbling 😂

[@pikalee3492]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicarichter6436]

😂

[@celestegeduld7472]

😂😂😂😂

[@narutokilla196]

Core memory recorded 😂😂

[@servingcant]

James’s MAFS recaps fill me with joy cause I’m a MAFS fan

[@tumiabu7087]

What season in James talking about

[@kowtharali1050]

@@tumiabu7087 season 10

[@houdalight]

Me too. I moved straight to it first 😂

[@kstorm9954]

I started watching it just because he recommended it

[@BetweenThePagesWithLouLou]

Same!! I’m gutted he started it so late!

[@michaeltopasna1777]

James and Fuhad would be so much fun to watch if they played D&D. Their scenarios and role play are hilarious 😂

[@diversezebra6754]

Oh, that would be worth paying for. XD Fuhad would absolutely go with a genuine character and be serious about it........James would go with a smartass Bard that acts like a classic Jester and has a whole mouth that gets everyone caught up in his shenanigans.

[@haydenhalley1115]

Faxxx

[@_jb5261]

This is hands down one of the funniest episodes yo😂😂. Man really said “shake that ass”😂

[@heartspeaks]

I’m here for the grown man putting 👊🏽on these boys… especially as a teacher and a mother! When I was younger, my mom knocked the piss out of me ONCE! I’m 40 and STILL remember! Have been responsible & respectful my whole life! College educated… never gave them a problem after she kicked my butt in 2001!

[@morganepg]

15 years old I was not allowed to wear make up. Are used to put eyeliner on at school and wash my face before coming home. One day I completely forgot to wash my face before coming home. I was talking to my mom and without skipping a beat, she slept the dog shit out of me in my face trauma.

[@xXgaucho]

No one is sleeping on blade one. We all know where it stands. The intro scene alone with the music is top tier

[@A.nge.l]

I watched that as a kid and it freaked me out i still remember

[@reginamushi6582]

I was 21 watching it came out on Odeon Cinema and I couldn't sleep

[@dejajolie2816]

Top Tier!!

[@alykat3856]

I've still not seen any blade movies. But people keep saying it's great so imma watch the first one tonight for sure

[@alexisj21]

"Did she keep the money or what" Following that silence THREW me

[@channy1038]

We all need a friend like Fuhad who can make u laugh that hard 😂

[@briabria1717]

The fact that yall just completely disregarded Jason Statham, I mean early 2000s Crank, Transporter!! I'm hurt

[@user-wj9tz3hc7w]

I was screaming Jason Statham the whole time!!

[@DenekaThomaspoet]

Fuhad really jumped out himself this episode!

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Had me dying during the AITA😭😭"one of them's always weak"🤣🤣

[@Stu161]

Fuhad is blooming and thriving since he quit his job and I swear he comes back happier and more outgoing every Monday.

[@maydul90]

James got me hooked on MAFS, and now im way ahead of him. The way man exaggerates and tells stories is a mad ting.

[@frnzilla]

I love when they use the name of a thing to describe how good something is. Like when they see a good movie they just say: " Man, that was a *movie!* "

[@stilettoCPAstyle]

Vin Diesal is the voice of Groot in the Marvel universe. He’s getting bags.

[@babicandii]

GROUT

[@leothebear]

Vin diesel: I AM GROOT *Cha Ching* 💰

[@NikkiStutzman]

You said Grout. I'm 💀😂😂

[@cleanclean4031]

​@@NikkiStutzman those movies are as appealing as watching grout set lol

[@NikkiStutzman]

@@cleanclean4031 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@samragoitom]

peppa pig is honestly hilarious watching it with my nephew is the highlight of my weekend? when she hung up that phone with zero hesitation after susie whistled 😭

[@dante_mccaslin]

that shit KILLED me back in the day i forgot about that😭😭

[@melissabeason2391]

I saw a clip of it then lost my shit when it played one day my girls were watching. 😂😂

[@lupitatorres2377]

I can’t wait until James finish the MAFS series and hear his story telling 😂❤️

[@HunnyBunny917]

You guy's sense of humor gives me as a woman a window to the male world. It's really truly is an entirely different reality to that of us women. Your jokes both burn me and had my sides aching from laughter.

[@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049]

You don't know women with this kind of humour? Let me introduce myself. Tbh I'm only like this with close friends and my bf tho.

[@alykat3856]

I grew up with more guys than girls as friends, even to this day I've only got one best female friend. These guys are gentlemen compared to the boys I used to run with, honestly. I've also been a tomboy most of my childhood so girls didn't want to hang with me lol 😂

[@potato_duud6166]

​@@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049"im not like the other girls" Looking ass

[@Iambenkoffi]

I hate Reality-Shows but it amuse me when its part of James‘ Storytime 😂😂😂

[@BriiTheOne1973]

Blade was the shit ❤. Wesley Snipes delivered overtime

[@lmv9584]

I don’t even watch Mafsa but I’m mad interested just through how James explains it 😂😂

[@jamielewis4356]

As a mom I can confirm that Peppa Pig will make you feel attacked 😂 straight lessons

[@temi8087]

It's here at last! I was getting nervous boys, thought I'd have to do a week without you😭

[@amybeelicious]

Right?! I refreshed KZbin millions of times and was about to @ them on the previous video and demand answers lmao

[@Skygurl2012lmao]

Same I was like Pardon🤔 it is Monday isn’t it. I’m gone have to get on Patreon they can’t be playing with my emotions like this😂

[@cassyd2328]

@@Skygurl2012lmao lol the Pardon, had to say it in my head in Fuhads voice 😂😂

[@Skygurl2012lmao]

@@cassyd2328 exactly if it’s not that then James saying Daddy😏 I say all their sayings

[@temi8087]

I *HAVE* Patreon... I should have remembered to go that way instead😂

[@Tifferia]

The Shxt talk on a Monday gives me energy to survive the week

[@NinjaJDM]

1:16:07 "I told you one of thems weak bro! WHAAA DID I SAY BROO" 😂😂😂 One of Fuhads top 5 funniest moments 🤣 also sounds like hes speaking from experience 🤔😂

[@samanthamorris8368]

WE NEED MICS 🎙️ FOR THE ENTIRE CREW, GUYS! FUHAD… JAMES… MAKE IT HAPPEN! ❤YOU GUYS & THE POD❤

[@luchi_shiki]

Not me daydreaming about me and daddy James binging on peppa pig 😂😂

[@misshebabe16x]

Finally it’s here! The sheer panic I experienced today when I finished work, I was about to go to bed early. Don’t do that to me again!!!!!!

[@Fit__Zainyy]

It always sweets me how James raves on about Fuhad's humor when he is actually the funnier one between the two 🤣

[@897peace]

Fuhad has bangers and is more subtle but James is more animated.

[@BrownSugaBabe]

My daughter watched Peppa Pig NONSTOP when she was little. So much to the point she spoke with a British accent for almost an hour after she watched it. It was the cutest and funniest thing.

[@calistonwalcott145]

James can't even make a minute with out saying FAM😂😂😂😂

[@katk5820]

i’ve been told that i’m a horrible woman because i listen to this pod and i think the jokes they make about women are funny 😂

[@inherbeautyrising]

Who ever told you that has problems. Enjoy the funny

[@sillyrabbit_]

glad i’ve never seen any comments like that or negative comments in general about these guys lol

[@martijackson2749]

Whoever told you that has zero SOH. And probably zero sex life too. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@melinfitycapri581]

Literally they have me in stitches

[@roxywyndham]

read bad feminist or even hood feminist ? sometimes the things we enjoy are misogynistic 😂

[@lola_030]

James so invested into the hardcore realities of Peppa Pig! 🤣🤣🤣

[@wallycallam5255]

I would take an episode of just AITA reactions 😂😂😂😂

[@its.vee23]

Because of James I now have a habit of clapping my hands when I laugh lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it's not healthy but yooo!!!! Much love here

[@dose.of.kitkat]

Something that made me think that this isn’t real life: I was in grade 7 (12/13 years) and our teacher was pregnant yeah. She took maternity leave and the school brought in a new teacher for us(she always brought her mom to school). So this one day we’re about to write a test yeah, and the teacher told us to settle down. The boy behind me accidentally dropped his pen and he obviously stood up to get it. The teacher started shouting and as the boy was trying to explain himself, she shouted more and was all up in his face. The boy got frustrated and punched the teacher in her face (it was the fastest, hardest and loudest punch I’d ever seen). The teacher’s mom tried intervening and she got punched too 😭😭🤣🤣 I couldn’t believe my eyes The boy just left the class and outed himself to the principal

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

AYOOO😭😭😭

[@dose.of.kitkat]

@@junglekxngtalksanime wild if you ask me 😂😂

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

@@dose.of.kitkat you from 🇿🇦?? Cause if so, where was this?? 😭😭

[@dose.of.kitkat]

@@junglekxngtalksanime lol yes I am 😂😂 Pietermaritzburg in KZN

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

​@@dose.of.kitkat haiii that's insane 😭😭

[@CheriBella6]

Fuhad: “Nah you’re wicked” 💀💀💀Best episode in a hot minute guys!!!

[@simobensalah7]

Faaam , that " so did she keep the money" sweeeeted me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fadzaimadzingira6914]

I love how you said "just sitting there making up scenarios with their mind wandering" and all I thought was "is that the same as James or Fuhad asking a ting to watch them record their podcast? 😂😂😂 James is a treasure, man.

[@AdrienneAJ]

Fuhad is something else this episode lol. Love to see it 😊

[@antden6218]

Blood that peppa pig episode had my daughter asking me if all dads do that, my jaw dropped. I thought i was the only one that thought that show was raw 😂.

[@ShareenBentosha]

James' storytelling is everything! 🙌🏽😂

[@zandicarter5113]

35:28 Fire lord's eyes lit up " pum's pum" 😂

[@quiannae5899]

I appreciate the smooth editing zooms on their faces 😂

[@awilly86]

The recaps from James of MAFSA are everything!!! I used to be able to watch the show on Hulu after the season finished but now I can’t watch it at all 😢 I need the US to make this show readily available!!! It’s the best MAFS out there

[@JenniferRoseRose]

It’s funny because I did the thing where I met the side piece and confronted the guy we were with. She moved in with him a few months later 😂 she was the weaker one. Damn you guys weren’t wrong.

[@SusieGrace88]

Got me straight away with the Blade and Avatar talk 🙌🥰

[@baby28girl]

I just saw the episode from Melissa & Josh on mafs Australia Never knew it was so intense 😮‍💨

[@TBAMichelle]

Fuhad has me howling! 🤣 The Olsen twins were not in Parent Trap 🤣

[@aesinam]

I guess he meant It Takes Two lol

[@sesepoppa2551]

Listen, being high and watching these videos ALWAYS make my day😂😂❤

[@jessicarichter6436]

Snap 😂

[@nadiya16]

As a mom i know exactly which episode of peppa pig this was 🤣

[@beautyear]

Y’all are so adorable!!! I laugh almost the entire time I watch your episodes! 😂

[@lamiawebb3397]

1:16:15 in AITA when Fuhad hit the “what did🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁I say bro?” Was so funny I had to come back a week later and rewatch that part. Fuhad on his Ice Spice 😂😂 Much love from NJ USA❤

[@laurensmith2424]

😂😂😂 “one of them is weaker than the other” 😂😂😂😂😂 too real

[@faithparish6337]

I can't get over fuhads voice when he said definitely didn't 😍🥵 that bass!

[@laurentracey1447]

Who remembers Spawn starring Michael Jai White? His costume was bomb!

[@DelightfullyDette]

I was thinking that when we are talking underrated action films !

[@datreanamatherly3548]

Sometimes I feel like my childhood wasn’t real; but here I am in the adult world.

[@chrissie7743]

Vins getting his Disney checks “I am Groot” He’s fine 😂

[@cassandramuthleb2486]

Vin Diesel is Groot! He began playing Groot because he didn't want to go back on screen after Paul Walker's death. There is a pretty big gap in the Fast and Furious franchise back then. So Vin is still in a lucrative franchise.

[@S4IF15]

Paul walker would be ashamed let's be honest

[@molliefitzpatrick8157]

​@@S4IF15 they should have stopped it after No. 7 for sure

[@lanaboo5701]

I can't continue to watch you 2 while I'm working. Me trying not to laugh while leaving a voicemail is hurting my lungs!!

[@merp9211]

I can’t get enough of The reviews/reviews James gives us. Every tv show/movie sounds amazing when James describes it!

[@shayleehohapata2680]

Them laughing had me crying 😂😂😂😂

[@jemmalove912]

I knew exactly what episode of peppa pig before he finished the sentence...parent flex 😂😅

[@Nuckin_Futs_Nixie]

I already listened to this on the pod cast but I HAD to watch their interaction on the IG question 😂

[@MrMeMyselfandI]

Had me looking the fool on road just cackling, but I’m watching for the sane thing

[@rebecajavier12]

Thought I was the only one who does this

[@gracemashego2828]

One time I was venting to my therapist about how my netball coach was seriously mistreating me at school... Did he not say he would talk to her during their sessions 😳😭 I still can't believe that happened, I never thought it possible that he would know my coach, let alone also be her therapist.

[@Yas-ju6fu]

After he got me all excited about Avatar he says “that could be all made up” 😭

[@jamilahabdur7431]

I’m upset this is supposed to be my Monday lunch break show was waiting for this all day

[@peacefulplaya8134]

Dude who played Eddie (Orlando Brown) on that’s so Raven is the one I think you guys are referring to in the video. The guy who played the brother was caught texting under age girls.

[@aaronadams9625]

Fuhad was on fire for this episode.

[@Daniellenotdanielle]

Who was James babysitting whilst fully engaged in that peppa pig episode?! 😂😂😂

[@yousefcreates]

Fuhad know the game 🤣🤣🤣 The AITA had me crying bro lmaooo

[@nadirasevencitiesdance494]

Blade 1 being the most underrated action film is facts!!!

[@lisad2528]

I don’t even watch this show but I love James recaps 😂😂❤

[@ashiekavanderross5723]

the fact that I've binge watched 36 episodes of MAFS in under 2 weeks, just because of this podcase LOL I finished it today.. So worth it. Next is the Anime list