Murder March Madness (Dead Meat Podcast #51)

[@LittleZombieMike]

You know who could have beaten The Blob? Jack Frost.

[@CatChaos369]

Michael Rose oh shit good point! Who would win in with the blob vs the thing? Both have opposite weaknesses kinda

[@WatermelonNoel]

Bethasaur Chapman yeah but not the same strengths Blob Breaks down everything it touches till there’s nothing left Thing Becomes people

[@CatChaos369]

Watermelon Archive couldnt the thing mimic the blob then you got two blobs although one in Antarctic would be insta dead 🤔

[@AllainnaTheOutlier]

He would have the cooler kill

[@CS-ux7mz]

I HATE that you're absolutely right

[@kanothe187]

Hannibal would beat Michael simply by being a balding psychiatrist. Which is the only known weakness of Michael.

[@graysontrumble1535]

Very true

[@kingfranpetty]

*The only known weakness*

[@CL12356]

In cannon thus far, Michael has killed both his psychiatrists

[@kingfranpetty]

@@CL12356 The first one gave up, the other wasn't really into doing his job so much as becoming the monster himself. And I thought Mr. "There isn't a human being behind that mask" didn't die by Mike but like old age?

[@CL12356]

King Fran Petty well I’d have to go back and watch the new Halloween to see if they explained this, but technically Michael was suppose to have killed Loomis in 1978 (in a recreated scene that was cut from production) and then he killed his obsessed new Loomis, either way, 60ish years of psychology were absolutely ineffective against Michael, and given Hannibal’s ego, he would try to manipulate Michael which would be his ultimate folly, can’t reason with/manipulate pure evil imo

[@wingnut4942]

I know I’m late but the mental image of Michael Myers beating the shit out of penny wise who is just trying to get away with no avail is hilarious

[@jokezonyu6986]

Leather face vs Patrick Bateman would’ve been fun to see with all the crazy chainsaw theatrics and weird yelling. Plus it’s the classic city slick vs country bumpkin

[@Drumboardist]

Leatherface would've been distracted and scared by the blaring of Huey Lewis and The News, while Bateman put on a poncho. Poncho wins over the leather apron, baby!

[@thebrideofghostface]

Patrick is smarter, so I think he'd win tbh. Leatherface only is able to kill people cause...they don't have weapons and he has a chainsaw and he finds them in the middle of nowhere. Don't get me wrong, he's great. But Patrick Bateman is smart, and more focused. Not saying he wouldn't get caught for doing so, that's questionable, but I think he could defo kill leatherface.

[@morganalabeille5004]

@@thebrideofghostface I think it would be a Michael vs Hannibal situation where Patrick tries to use charm to get the upper hand and Bubba just bonks him with a hammer

[@ghristophermyers666]

@@thebrideofghostface idk about that tbh, yeah Patrick is smart, but like, I think he'd be pretty intimidated and scared to even fight him in the first place tbh

[@lucieradova8378]

Chelsea calling Leatherface a "sweet little baby boy" is so funny

[@FlareDarkStormGem]

I want to learn how to animate just to animate this whole tournament

[@jenavive17]

Jakob Lannoo yes I need this please

[@DeathonNope]

P l e a s e

[@FlareDarkStormGem]

@@DeathonNope I am still no good at animating plz help

[@LostCosmonauts]

Next Murder March Madness I think it'd be awesome to have you guys insert yourself into the bracket and legitimately figure out how far you'd make it. You know everything you already know about the characters and their weaknesses, it'd just be a case of figuring out if you'd physically be able to do it. I think that'd be really fun

[@flakes1972]

I couldn't endorse this more

[@LastLighthouse]

Coming 2022

[@thaddeusdaddeus7034]

I would've loved to see Billy and Stu against the Strangers. They still would've lost but I feel like it would have been more fair of a matchup than the Leprechaun.

[@JustSomeGirlXo]

Feel like Norman Bates would've been a good match for Pamela Voorhees. A wild mix of Mummy issues.

[@dazer1621]

True. The bates motel series dives deep into Norman's mommy issues

[@albertkusnitzoff5797]

OMG Yes. Mega Mummy Issues 😂😂😂

[@TerryB2103]

Yes

[@1428elm]

Tom Cruise definitely has Mummy issues

[@jacksmith7502]

Uhhh... Pamela is a mommy😂😂😂

[@moviemoth4192]

1:06:56 Micheal : stabs blob *nothing happens* Micheal: *looks at knife and tilts head* *stabs again*

[@acidfalconarrow8620]

these comments are lots of new fans and almost no requests, loving it

[@sportsdude2003]

Should’ve done a golden chainsaw bracket ... maybe next year

[@echoo6791]

Agreed

[@CaptainAmazing6969]

That’s a fucking awesome idea

[@albinotire5080]

That would be the most awesome thing

[@hidbid1]

Unfriended: Dark Web would win.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Do you mean quality-wise or if the two deaths had to fight each other? Quality-wise, it's gotta be Terrifier.

[@virtzilla]

Herbert West vs. Wishmaster I would argue that as intelligent as Herbert West is, he would be able to figure out not only what a djinn is, know not to make any wishes, and subsequently the loophole to defeating him. I mean, if Tammy Lauren can figure out how to banish this mystical genie-man, then I bet my boy Herbert West would too. Also, with how up his own ass Herbert is, I can see him viewing the djinn's offer of the secrets of conquering death as an insult. Like a, "You think I, Dr. Herbert West, would let some foul creature such as you ruin what my mind will accomplish? I don't need handouts from the likes of you. Away with you, you lecherous simpleton!" kind of scenario. That leaves Herbert solving the Blob crisis, and ascending into Valhalla.

[@break_the_galaxy]

I'm literal years late but this is exactly what I was thinking too. Dr. West is WAY too smart to not at the very least put up a pretty good fight

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

Dr. Herbert West saves the world, I love it. This march madness needs an alternate ending where West wins.

[@brodypenn]

“Pazuzu doesn’t kill anyone.” Burke, Merrin, and Karras: Am I a joke to you?

[@willhuey4891]

yeah i was gonna bring up that he killed burke by snapping his neck.

[@marianne5055]

for Freddy vs The Jinn, couldnt Freddy wish for The Jinn to go to sleep, and then fight them on his own playing field?

[@bobogamingroom9447]

Marianne he kinda can but it dey

[@bobogamingroom9447]

Marianne depends

[@christophercolasurdo919]

Marianne I don’t think the Djinn is physically capable of sleep. Like I think he says he’s been conscious in the gem for all those years (Maybe not positive).

[@TiredCatLover]

I think the djinn would just turn it around on Freddy and do something else

[@abbyrosec753]

THIS is the only March Madness I care about

[@Nighmares420]

Wtf

[@albinotire5080]

I hate Basketball

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

I mean, I cared about the cereal one

[@jarjarjacobs]

My favourite parts of the podcasts are the occasional cameos from lucy

[@curtisheenan]

Me too she’s so cute

[@BedlamBeersie]

MATCHUP SPOILERS BELOW: For the Hannibal vs. Michael match: I think that should’ve gone to the coin toss as a more even matchup, and here’s why: Michael has shown himself to be able to be manipulated. I know you were going with the first Michael (at first), but in the new Halloween movie, he falls for a trick when Judy Greer plays the victim. Plus, he sometimes stalks people for a bit. In “Hannibal,” Hannibal tricks a thief by letting himself be stalked, then striking at the exact right moment. He’s also very sneaky, fearless, and cunning, with a culinary expertise of anatomy. I think would’ve been too tough to call for me. For The Djinn vs. The Blob, I could almost hear the two of you wishing for a way to defeat The Blob. The Djinn would’ve heard someone wishing The Blob could be defeated, and that would be it. Wish granted. He’ll be taking your soul as payment.

[@bowlensage2038]

I know James and Chelsea changed it up, but they said in the beginning, the characters are in a Roman coliseum going against each other. That would mean no time to really manipulate Michael. And the only way he was manipulated by Judy greer is because the real Michael myers powered through his curse for a couple of seconds because it was his family member

[@quarantine1993]

In the most recent Blair witch movie, she couldn’t hurt you if you didn’t look at her directly. If they saw her through the camera it was ok though.

[@HonorThyTarkus]

Blair witch vs slenderman.

[@willhuey4891]

and also her real form is some tall and gangly looking monster.

[@acorn_acrom]

@@willhuey4891 actually that was just a vessel she used of one of her victims!

[@Hardbody217]

Freddy would have definitely been singing "Touch-A-Touch Me" while slicing up Frank-n-Furter.

[@WYIN98]

Chelsea about Michael “he’s not stupid, he’s just really quiet” Me: same

[@a.sullivan985]

For Herbert West vs Djinn: Would Herbert West be too prideful to use a wish as a shortcut?

[@Primordial_Soup]

OMG the Blob. What an amazing ending. Also concerning Pazuzu vs Damien; I'd go with Pazuzu, because the lore concerning this particular demon is that Pazuzu was invoked by the Mesopotamians to ward off other demons. So he's an anti-demon demon.

[@Dipsetinstrum]

Dying laughing at James thinkimg he needs to see Book of Shadows for help on the Blair Witch 😂

[@dubuyajay9964]

Yikes. Nothing of value happened in that film.

[@traviswartooth]

You should TOTALLY check out the video from GoodBadFlicks about Book of Shadows. Shows how great that movie could have been if executives didnt butcher it.

[@willhuey4891]

book of shadows is just set in the same universe as blair witch i mean the locations like coffin rock.

[@keithy2177]

Love every podcast you do! I dont know whether you guys would like any ideas for an episode, but I'd really like to see which was the best decade for horror, in your opinion!

[@AyvrialMarmey]

That’s a good idea for an episode, although they’ve said that these past several years have been the best time for horror but they may have a more liked decade or a decade that came out with the most influential horror movies

[@keithy2177]

@@AyvrialMarmey Sort of what I had in mind :) Thank you.

[@OliverLythe]

Shoot them an email

[@haetron]

Scary thing here that went unmentioned is that in the later rounds, people aren't just dealing with a blob, they're dealing with a cloverfield monster sized blob

[@stepharoth]

1:02:45 "killing Pennywise is no small feat" Of course it's not, that's why he's got those big clown shoes! 🤣🤣🤣 {lets myself out}

[@QueenVoodo0]

This is probably the only podcast I’m going to listen to because MURDER MARCH MADNESS. Also I know how to seed them, seed them by kill amount.

[@JRKonungrinn]

*The Blob* Now I'm wondering, if the blob dissolves inorganic material, how does it get around without dissolving itself into a hole in the ground? Does it have conscious control over which things it dissolves?

[@leonardmitchinson121]

Dat is S M A R T

[@shipking1995]

Glad the WishMaster got some love would love to see that kill count not requesting it just making a statement

[@witchbladeking1]

shipking1995 if request it, it’s serious underrated (the first two anyway, the sequels are garbage)

[@shipking1995]

witchbladeking1 he doesn’t like it when people request things so if I just bring it up maybe he’ll do it

[@libbyashe2321]

@@shipking1995 He likes people requesting but not in KZbin comments. There is an email address on the pinned comments of Kill Count videos that you can send them to, those will get noticed more :)

[@shipking1995]

Libby Ashe have you sent some to him

[@angryplattapus2957]

I think Michael could figure out how to drive a truck full of liquid nitrogen into the blob, then defeat the Jyn because he doesn't speak or want anything

[@32frw]

PsychoKitty860 but I’m sure he’s cult friends told him

[@a-dizzle3436]

@PsychoKitty860 yeah but he was in a mental institution, and usually those facilities have classes that they teach, education and art based, I'm sure he learned a couple things from simple observation and developed common sense from his child hood, I think he could do it

[@dubuyajay9964]

@PsychoKitty860 He learned how to drive.

[@thebrideofghostface]

I don't think he's analytical enough to defeat the blob and do that.

[@natemenor8617]

I keep going back to the Billy and Stu team, especially once we started tossing out the arena and adding some preplanning and stuff. These kids know horror movies so really they might be the most meta team who knows all the weaknesses.

[@Mewwt]

Herbert is actually a pretty good guy, a bunch of friends and I have watched the first two movies (we don't talk about Beyond Re-Ani) and he's actually fairly alright. More in the chaotic good category, if using the "trying to help people in a way that doesn't obey the rules" definition. He's trying to eliminate death for everyone, like most doctors. In the films he doesn't outright murder anyone that isn't bad in some way. Dr. Hill was a plagiarist and threatened to kill Dan, and Dr. Halsey was an accidental casualty. In Bride of Re-Animator he makes it a point about the one cop whose name I forget was an abuser and that's why he wasn't as hung up about using him. "He's a wife-beater, Dan, use the gun!" is still such a great line, by the by. Most other bodies he uses are gathered in what I would describe as a "vulture culture" type of way. I would also like to point out he doesn't really have much of, if any, control over those he re-animates, so the chances of help from them is slim. I would still rank Herbert as being a better combatant as compared to Victor because of his resourcefulness as shown in the movies and also a fan-theory I'm partial to is that he's a bit more durable due to his mild addiction to his reagent. (This is mostly used as an explanation as to why he showed up in the sequel when they planned on killing him off in the first film before the success warranted another.) I am so sorry for typing a goddamn essay 6 minutes into the video, holy shit.

[@seanwalsh9942]

When it comes to the Djinn Vs. Herbert West battle, I think that West would come out on top. He’s so arrogant and stubborn that he wouldn’t take the easy way out with the Djinn. His whole life is the work, so I doubt he’d just wish for the answer instead of completing that journey himself. Great video, you guys!

[@Drumboardist]

"I will send my zombies after you!" ::zombie makes a wish, it turns out badly:: "Interesting. I shall have to phrase this correctly. I wish you no long had the ability to grant wishes. (Minions, please obtain my newest member of the Corpse Brigade, so I can perform tests upon him.)"

[@PoppyL99]

Wait.... but Thomasin also couldn't write her name and Black Philip said "I will guide thy hand" so couldn't Black Philip do that to Leatherface? I'm not arguing against Leatherface but the writing thing isn't that big of a deal

[@regularspecial1]

Myriam Gee i think the difference is she wanted to. he wouldn’t guide leatherfaces hand because leatherface isn’t gonna want to be a witch, whereas in the movie he had someone who was totally into it, so guiding the hand makes sense.

[@PoppyL99]

@@regularspecial1 once again. As I said before I think they made too big a deal out of his inability to write.

[@regularspecial1]

Myriam Gee i disagree. i think them being unable to write isn’t important but there needs to be a desire to want to sign the name. leather face not only can’t sign it but won’t want to; he couldn’t possibly want to be a witch. the girl in the film couldn’t sign but wanted to. and like they said at the start, it’s all stupid fun anyway. they don’t even adhere to their own rules.

[@PoppyL99]

@@regularspecial1 if it's so unimportant then why continue to bring this up as a point of contention. Black Philip is the literal devil. A better argument would have been that he could have used his coven of woods witches to attack Leatherface. That's why I said writing isn't a good argument when there are better ones.

[@regularspecial1]

Myriam Gee well it’s a one on one fight, and admittedly black Phillip isn’t an interesting character in these fights. their reasoning for the win is “sound” imo. leather face is a butcher with a chainsaw and Phillip is a goat who tricks women into becoming his coven of witches. one of these is coming to the fight with a chainsaw and the other is a goat. Black Phillip doesn’t have a win condition here. Not without outside help from witches.

[@arisbelyea14]

"Alice proved that on the beach." Made me sob 😂

[@keelydoty2894]

Slenderman is a supernatural being that cannot be physically hurt or killed so a bear could not fling him around

[@The_Angel_of_the_Abyss]

I spent nearly 10 minutes looking through the comments to find this comment which I left on my mom's KZbin account IDK why I did this I just wanted to so if you're seeing this hi have a wonderful day IDK what I'm doing with my life anymore

[@konstance13]

This whole episode was fun, but I especially enjoy the little asides of what the fights would be like. The Freddy Bees saying "Bee my victim!" Lep on a tricycle and turning Amanda into a puzzles. Freddy tearing apart Frank as a bunch of Rocky's. Etc

[@anthonypiseno6341]

I love that James always says the "har" instead of heart. lol

[@hal3594]

With slender man and the bear, slender man causes a lot of disoriention when you get near him, so I feel like the bear wouldn't be able to be to get close enough to bite down on him.

[@christophercolasurdo919]

I saw the writing on the wall once it was Herbert Vs the Djinn. Herbert was the only person in the whole bracket that had a chance of stopping the blob.

[@claystripe6514]

Jigsaw would def die in the first round but have enough contingencies that he somehow wins the whole thing

[@Mayorofpeepsville]

For all of the matches: I would love to see this again in March 2020 For Damien vs Regan: That commenatry FTW. Would love to see Damien doing the Shane O Mac dance

[@willhuey4891]

damien has demonic powers under his belt due to being the antichrist.

[@bugsysoc]

Doesn’t listen to the podcast for a second. Chelsea: Imagine a Rome Colosseum

[@trentremily7928]

James you should add the part in scifighters where they zip up billy dragon in the body bag and say “bag him up, he’s dead meat” to the end of your intro

[@davidjohncooke1]

I think Billy and Stu could have taken down Leprechaun. They’re so knowledgeable about horror and they would have binged and studied all of the Leprechaun movies to find his weaknesses. A Billy/Stu vs Pamela Vorhees match-up would have been *really* interesting given Billy’s mother issues.

[@ChillerKiller88]

This was a very entertaining video, you guys should do more like it!

[@SmokeyLaBear]

Last year (2018), the Horrorfied podcast did a March Madness horror monster bracket. The finalists were the Xenomorph alien vs the Gremlins.

[@hashtrozombie]

This is great. Book of shadows.. Oh man. Blair witch has mind control in that kind of.. Spoilers ahead The people investigating drink a shit ton, but they dont remember killing other campers. Towards the end you see that certain scenes were manipulated. A goth chick picking up beer and the lady refuses to serve her, so she throws money at her and leaves.. Later on you see the video tape from the store and it shows the goth chick killing the lady.. So the blair witch kinda controls this one chick who juat miscarried her child and is really sick. She kinda takes over her body and forces her to kill herself. In the tapes it shows her boyfriend killing his girlfriend. So reality is kind of distorted to a sense.. It also has that terrible stand up corpse in a closet scene.

[@awkwardukulele6077]

For Herbert West vs. The Djinn, I think he would've wished for the stone and broken it, or done something else a little more tactful. I don't think He would've been so easily tempted when he's been so careful with all his opponents up to this point. This was always gonna be a hard battle, but I think he'd come out on top.

[@davids5130]

I am months late with this but I just listened to this and I have 2 thoughts I needed to say: 1. Carrie vs. Jinn: I believe you were right in that he would trick her into the prom thing, but once Carrie found out what happened, like right before she was about to die, her powers would be at their PEAK. I thunk there be a final scream where she'd set off some chain of events that kill his gem. 2. Chuckie vs Blob: Chuckie is rather smart and if you give him the bride of chuckie then they could operate a vehicle aka the truck of dry ice. Chuckie might stand a chance.

[@thelognerrator]

I'm like 4 years late lol, but I have something to say about Slender Man Vs the Bear. Now I don't know crap about said bear so I don't know anything about it other than it being a Bear lol. Slender Man, on the other hand, is shown to basically be essentially just impossible to harm physically, you can stop him through other means but he's never been harmed physically. All I see in my head is the bear charges, Slender Man teleports behind it and just uses his tendrils to grab it. Again I don't know crap about the Bear lol so feel free to clarify anything.

[@Nexils]

I agree with this and left a similar comment years ago. The bear is just a bear that can mimic the voices of people. It only gets two scenes, I think, and it gets shot in the secobd. Really creepy scene. Highly recommend Annihilation.

[@Nighmares420]

I have been with dead meat from the start I remember his first video and I loved it I was suicidal at the time I was going through tuff shit and James and dead meat saved me from taking my own life thanks and keep up the awesome videos James 👍 dead meat for life!!!

[@SpeedwagonZaidan]

I think Herbert West loses to Jigsaw, because of the third apprentice that they didn't account for, which is in character for him. And he's a coroner, so he can sneak up into the room and get Herbert West while he's monologuing to John.

[@huimang94]

I’m laughing in exasperation because the “Leatherface can’t write” doesn’t work at all, in the movie Thomasin literally says she can’t write her name and Black Phillip says “I will guide thy hand” lmfao come on guys

[@xeer1n775]

james and chelsea making every concession possible to get herbert west as far as possible in this tournament was my favorite part of this podcast

[@jordandaniels1381]

Jigsaw vs the Collector would have been sick!!!

[@lincoln3310]

Personally I think the cloverfield monster might win, it also has the Parasites at its disposal that have poison that makes you implode. The monster itself dies from nuke only. But the blob HAS to be frozen, but I do agree it is easier to say the Blob

[@habuhomeboy]

Freddy VS. Wishmaster I feel like Freddy could have defeated Wishmaster, because not only is Freddy powerful, his skeleton IS ALIVE, and also VERY HOSTILE. John Saxon and the Djinn would be getting their asses kicked by Skele-Krueger.

[@BedlamBeersie]

snackfan Plus we know The Djinn wouldn’t have been able to consecrate Freddy’s grave. His mere presence would’ve profaned the whole ceremony.

[@Starscreamsicle]

imagine how delighted leatherface would be when he realizes the masks he made out of Black Phillip's coven age and de-age every time you kill a kid

[@TTVArgusGuy]

You’ve heard of Fitness February, now get ready for:

[@trexarnot8334]

Man loving March

[@ABArtworks]

Blair Witch can shift the reality of the woods, especially once entered by a person. It’s not that messing with her sigils and totems incurs her wrath it’s the challenge of her ability and doubt in her powers that makes her mad. Anyways, even if you tried tear down the house that wouldn’t matter cause the forest itself is her domain and trying to burn down the forest would have a negative consequence on the person trying to burn it down like Dr. Herbert would catch on fire instead cause she has the ability to warp people’s perceptions. That’s all I have to say asides from this was fun to watch!

[@ABArtworks]

Okay, so as an added note if the Blair Witch had been allowed to proceed I think that the Blair Witch would have won because the Blob primarily consumes carbon based creatures not plants or other solid materials in the movie. So, even though the Blob has no perceived consciousness, of which can be warped, the Blair Witch would win in regards to the fact that she can alter reality to contain the Blob thus rendering it useless. In case you’re curious her mind warping abilities are expressed more in Book of Shadows and her reality warping abilities are expressed more so in the first and recently made sequel movie. Weird extra note she doesn’t have a physical form, but she can warp the minds and bodies of others to make conduit slaves for her goals if need be. Anyways, idk if that helps in elaborating how she would win it’s just things I’m aware of as to why I think she would win

[@robjones3287]

If you look at slender man you die! You blew it * Adam Sandler voice* !!😂

[@ALilMayhemMayhaps]

But it's a whole bear

[@robjones3287]

michael fan of Jackfilms a whole bear that cant see lol

[@maagony]

(Chucky vs blob) I'm pretty sure the Blob can only dissolve organic materials bc it's not dissolving entire buildings, just people and animals. By that logic the blob can't beat chucky but chucky can beat the blob if he tries really hard

[@bobbykeniston7240]

Been catching up with this podcast every morning as I exercise... I love it! I agree that Freddy would defeat Frank N Furter....But I did picture in my head, a scenario of Frank N Furter driving his axe into Freddy, saying, "Don't Dream it--- Be it!"

[@CodyJBriscoe]

For Cloverfield Monster vs The Blob, at its full size the Cloverfield monsters head breaches the clouds. If the fight were a full grown monster, I think it'd stand a better chance. The Blob is BIG and acidic, but at some point the sheer mass of Clover would probably just crush and atomize it.

[@MrQuabs]

Krampus vs the Santa from Santa's slay

[@caseterrell6296]

Stephen Shipp Santa would win

[@caseterrell6296]

I mean it’s not like he’s a professional ass kicker or anything

[@MrQuabs]

@@caseterrell6296 fair enough

[@CieraMatlock]

Stephen Shipp Yassssss!!! I love both

[@itsjustpaper]

the mental image of poor jason just sobbing next to an unsolved lament configuration, like a frustrated toddler

[@ahmedabdullah8100]

Is it only me but they look like each other

[@joelr3695]

Ahmed Abdullah my first thought

[@PirateZ1]

DAMN IT JAMES WITH THE HOT TAKES! Saying the Exorcist is boring?! Its so tense!

[@phffffbt]

I'm early, better write a limerick. There once was a man named James Shit how do limerick's go again?

[@tkurz3071]

There was once a man named James Counted kills frames by frames We thought it was neat And subbed to Dead Meat Give this man his acclaims!

[@HonorThyTarkus]

There once was a cat named Lucy Who kept the podcasts light but juicy She jumps on the table, while hosts argue stables "Butt" loves to show the caboose-y

[@overlordcrumb]

For Slenderman Vs. The Bear. I think you guys didn’t give slender here enough credit. The guy is pretty smart and nearly indestructible if you really look into his lore. I’m not saying he should have won because I’m still not sure about it but he definitely would have put up a fight. And since the bear is kinda dull and lugs himself around, Slenderman could just teleport around him. Though the bear could tire him out as well. That’s just my thoughts.

[@Octopie055]

Ok watching this one question comes to my mind: what *are* the Blair Witch's powers ?

[@thedudewholives3099]

I know you probably aren't going to see this but Slenderman wouldn't have loss that quickly because he can teleport, sprout arms from his back, and grow taller also I think slenderman could just teleport and get the bear confused and I know that's lame but thats how I think It goes.

[@GamingKillCount]

This is such a cool idea for a horror movie contest! Now if we could only watch the monsters fight to the death for real...

[@hankhill2889]

Pennywise wins in a landslide and here’s why. He doesn’t rely on fear, it just makes the food taste better. The book describes it as salting meat

[@wendyodonnell6965]

Predator should have been in this Murder March Madness

[@volflix9658]

He would of had won with ease

[@mori5271]

Ik, the ring girl and grudge would have been nice too

[@wafflecosmonaut272]

Wendy ODonnell but what one

[@sandymcneish7820]

Or the xenomorphs

[@rachelcura2738]

@@mori5271 wouldve won immediately

[@Thirdpunk]

The hard part with having the Blair Witch in this was that she had never been defeated in any of the movies, so no one really even knows how to take down the Blair Witch, or even if that would be a possibility.

[@frankensteinmoses]

I love you guys so much I’m high asf and I was like what can I watch on a Tuesday morning then bam thxs you two

[@halloweenheroes8408]

Hellfighter 1234 glad I’m not the only one who tokes up on occasion and watches dead meat

[@alexkimball7601]

Add me to that party.

[@ds5078]

Did you say your high asf

[@warbloobloo2513]

I love that James is so excited about DMC 5

[@kobus4465]

I love this Have a good day /or night ☺

[@Endiiii]

My thanks dear awsome person

[@anthonyhudak9363]

I feel the Tall Man should've been much higher because while his present body can be destroyed, there's so much more to what the Tall Man does if he has a threat of loss. He took one of the sentinels drilling his head and crushed it like a soda can. Also you probably would exclude this but if you kill the present Tall Man, another will take his place. It's happened so much. Also he has super strength, teleportation, and telekinesis. Getting down to it, Jigsaw is still a cancer patient while the Tall Man is an interdimensional cosmic horror, similar to Pennywise. To answer your question about Pinhead, he can not manipulate reality but rather the dimension itself creates illusions but I still say Pinhead could beat Jason. I kinda wanna see Dante vs Pinhead though. By the end of The Babadook, it hid in fear because she admitted her grief. I kinda want Godzilla vs the Blob

[@rando_calrissian]

Godzilla vs the Blob would be a question of if the Blob had a vapor point. Godzilla fires billion degree radiation from his mouth, so it's a question if that could vaporize it. It doesn't seem to boil other Kaiju but maybe as the Blob is a substance it could be boiled if it could be frozen.

[@endingexplained133]

Jason can call his mom from the grave to help him. Laugh out loud

[@logancm4769]

Gotta love how Jason can’t beat Pinhead because he can’t solve a puzzle but Michael beats him cause he doesn’t have feelings

[@DF-mw1sh]

the mutants from Wrong Turn vs the mutants from The Hill have Eyes would have been cool to see

[@madvlasters2836]

Ooh that's a close one but I would have to give it to WT mutants

[@n0tb4by]

this episode got me through writing two fully essays for college in the space of 5 hours you two are the real heroes of this nation

[@psycane8462]

No Xenomorph VS The Thing?? NO EITHER OF THEM ANYWHERE???

[@inthebasement1592]

Psycane well, if they do this annually (which I hope they do) there can be more insane or obscure match ups like that. Do some Strangers VS. the killer from Hush, Blade and his posse VS. the mannikins from Tourist Trap etc.

[@reyrougerie408]

Or the creature in Leviathan

[@JOwen-sj2rr]

tbh I think the Thing would win. Maybe not by a landslide but there is no doubt in my mind that the Thing would come out on top

[@jrkarategirl2]

Blair witch’s weakness is a dome. No corner = no deaths.

[@cheekybear5514]

I see your point about Pinhead vs Jason but it’s sad you eliminated one of the most iconic villains in movie history in the first round :(

[@Aluarc4]

I actually physically yelled when I heard "Pennywise vs The Babadook."

[@c0ma_t0ast8]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜I download your podcasts for the bus ride after and before school I love these keep it up guys❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@WYIN98]

tweediestcoma90 how do you download them?????

[@c0ma_t0ast8]

i live for glitter not you Spotify

[@jonathangomez2007]

Man if there was seeding, it would be so cool to have certain matchups take place where the higher seeds have “home field” advantage like Jack Torrence at the Overlook or Jason at Crystal Lake

[@LoneWolf-wu6yn]

That would be an awesome addition.

[@banjobill8420]

*For the Hebert West vs. Victor Frankenstein match* If it was the original Shelley version of the creature then the matchup changes. The original monster is like a superhero in terms of physical strength, speed, and agility. It is quite intellectual and perceptive. I think if we were going with that version, Victor would win. In addition, the novel never mentions _how_ Frankenstein brought the creature to life so it could be a potion or maybe more realisitically a jolt from a makeshift defibrilator. *For the final Djinn vs Blob and Michael vs Blob matches* I think the Blob wins each time assuming the other characters don't have their own motivations. Yes, Michael is an unfeeling force of nature but he's still a human being, exceptionally capable of problem solving and setting up small traps. Mind you, he probably sat in the back of that car for awhile waiting for Lori's friend in the first film. I'm sure he would see stuff getting dissolved by the blob and figure out it isn't capable of conventional destruction. Same with the Djinn, does he have to act solely based on others' wishes or can he do things other than that? He could alter reality to where everything is cold, or go back in time to before the Blob existed and stop it from being created.

[@typicalboss3145]

For Freddy vs the candy man the only way to defeat the candy is to get everyone to stop being afraid of him

[@shuttertv9905]

I would love to see a super smash bros style video game for horror icons.

[@ksboudreaux1322]

"He killed Dagmir Cleftjaw" this did not go unnoticed

[@Totallynotmalcolm]

I feel like Chucky could’ve had his army of himself and Tiffany and Chucky is versatile he could’ve done his research on the blob and maybe brought something to freeze him. But if that can’t happen he’s screwed lol

[@inthebasement1592]

Spankey they also have Glen/Glenda if you want to take from that mess of a movie and Glen and Tiffany could freeze the blood while Chucky distracts it

[@toechampofficial]

Slenderman would destroy the bear from annihilation, the bear was taken down with a a gun but slenderman can manipulate perception, objects and has extreme physical strength with his tentacle arms

[@mintketchup3681]

Such a fun episode, I laughed so many times :D Your chemistry is g o a l s

[@fluffcake]

Herbert vs The Blair witch is insane cope, she would absolutely wipe the floor with him.