Muslim grading system | Malik Elassal

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@mjmaccabee7252 Жыл бұрын

It took a moment for that "Let's pour one out for Kareem" to really hit the audience. Subtlest joke in the clip.

@HQ4575 7 ай бұрын

Cultural differences, most Muslims probably saw the joke coming before 😂

@sgtbaker2072 7 ай бұрын

Yea, I was waiting for him to mime passing a blunt around or something.

@daphneeophelia2225 6 ай бұрын

Weird, I was waiting for something like that.

@KT-dj4iy 6 ай бұрын

OK, on behalf of the non-Muslims in the (KZbin) audience, I'll ask: *_why_* is it the subtlest joke in the clip? That is, why is it a joke? That is, I don't get it.

@SirNightmareFuel 5 ай бұрын

@@KT-dj4iythank you.

@ulalaFrugilega 7 ай бұрын

There is not enough of this man's stuff here on youtube, is my problem.

@heatshield 7 ай бұрын

I know, and with the way youtube search is broken now, I just typed in his name and got four videos with him, one I already watched, a bunch of other comedians, some videos from other channel I already subscribe to that have nothing to do with him or comedy, some movies and other stuff. It’s like the system forgets what it’s even doing after the first few but it’s not allowed to stop so it just lists whatever it wants based on stuff I’ve done in the past couple days.

@myousickoflife 7 ай бұрын

Seriously! Give this man a special

@irumnageen2443 7 ай бұрын

Same problem

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 3 ай бұрын

Literally. What TF I'm saying. Bruzzer . Please . 🙏 It's haram that there is not See 🙈

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 3 ай бұрын

@@myousickoflife👏👏👏👏 🤺🪄🗽🥀🥢 absolutely

@withkindness9701 11 ай бұрын

in France we have Muslim Maghreb comedians and myself being Muslim I never subscribed to the way he spoke about the Maghreb community or about Islam but there I laughed so much thank you for this simplicity, this honesty, this frankness, finally someone who does not make fun of us but who makes fun of our faults in the finest and most elegant way

@ulalaFrugilega 7 ай бұрын

Maybe it's because he's far away in different straits?

@dynamicgecko1213 4 ай бұрын

I dunno. "Negative Allah points" and "you'll send me right to hell if you do that" sound like ridicule to me. He doesnt sound like he's muslim anymore. Although I dont know for sure.

@NewYasmine-nl9jq 4 ай бұрын

Personne n'a demandé ton avis

@baiapluka9737 3 ай бұрын

Très constructif ton commentaire@@NewYasmine-nl9jq

@baiapluka9737 3 ай бұрын

Lis "L'amour c'est surcoté" de Mourad Winter une tuerie et on retrouve cet esprit là, ou "miskina" de Melha Bedia . But I fully agree

@1hayes1 5 ай бұрын

He had his whole afterlife ahead of him.

@yaakw 5 ай бұрын

😂🤣😅

@whocares605 6 ай бұрын

the funniest part of this sketch to me is that when he says, "astaghfirullah" the subtitles say, "so stop for the law."

@Hayanomie 11 ай бұрын

There's very little temptation in eating pork. Nobody's going around offering you pork and telling you it makes you feel high or have fun 😅

@TragoudistrosMPH 6 ай бұрын

But talk of bacon, it's almost described the same way 😅

@FactStorm 6 ай бұрын

But it's delicious.

@RR-kz4hq 5 ай бұрын

Bruh nah not just bacon 🥓 but cooking everything in bacon grease

@zeroworldcraft 3 ай бұрын

Bullplop! Pepperonis everywhere

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 3 ай бұрын

Yet . Ironically ppl do . Bacon . 🤯 💥

@iloldthough6611 7 ай бұрын

This just described every muslim i know lmfao

@LilyGraceySa 3 ай бұрын

That's so true, like I can see myself getting a tattoo but not eating pork.😂😂😂😂

@stringlarson1247 6 ай бұрын

My friend just turned me on to Malik's work. I look forward to seeing more of him. I hope he has a good long career.

@pizzaparty9783 7 ай бұрын

HAHAHA! I tell my Muslim parents I drink, but I'd never tell them I eat pork! 😂😂😂😂

@slapknees616 6 ай бұрын

I know ex Muslims who still would never eat pork even though they drink n stuff lol

@pizzaparty9783 6 ай бұрын

@@slapknees616 😂😂😂😂

@eldeberryhamster 4 ай бұрын

Why?

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 3 ай бұрын

Bruzzer.. haram bruzzer *shakes head @ haram

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 3 ай бұрын

@@eldeberryhamsterur basically eating urself. Their skin is like ours. And pigs eat anything.. and u r what u eat . Maybe someone else can help enlighten us . For I may lack the words or perspective in what ties into Muslim traditions as a whole .

@manuele.itriagom.728 6 ай бұрын

Living in Austria, I know maaaaany Muslims that party harder than anyone and not a single one touches pork haha it’s so bizarre to me

@athklymqimtb 6 ай бұрын

It is not bizzare . Pork is useless , you dont get high and you disobey God. With Drugs atleast i am feeling great eventhough i am disobeying God.

@FactStorm 6 ай бұрын

Shows you how religion has warped people's minds

@BigCobra191 12 күн бұрын

It’s just weren’t raised to see pork as just an animal that we aren’t allowed to eat and it’s easier getting used to alcohol or drugs(not a lot though) than pork because even though pork is everywhere in Europe it’s just looks disgusting like eating human meat

@xx7secondsxx 7 ай бұрын

SCHWAAYYYY!!!! When I worked at Pizza hut... we used the same slicing bar knife for all pizzas!!!!😳😳😮😮😬😬 except for Gluten free I think? I was ran over by a Ford F250 while walking home and was brain damaged SOOOO!!! Its hard to remember that one! GAWD do I miss working!!

@MangoBums 5 ай бұрын

good stuff, crowd had no idea

@Minifigure17 2 ай бұрын

If a dude walked into my store absolutely cross faded and asked me not to use the pepperoni knife because Halal reasons, I'd laugh but i would also not use the pepperoni knife. Hell yeah brother i can use the halal knife.

@K4R3N 7 ай бұрын

Malik is awesome

@user-cu2zn9dr5i 6 ай бұрын

This is very true. For some reason we forgive alcohol but PORK omg thats too far

@azmolhossain9244 6 ай бұрын

alcohol is worse sin .

@RoadieShow Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@tonytooshort 7 ай бұрын

This dude's fckin hilarious

@CanadianBear47 7 ай бұрын

bro thats hilarious af i love muslim ppl that party bro i am straight edge af i dont eat pork tho can i have bumb lols

@jhaimp.sullivan5618 3 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious 😂😅

@chrisd2p2 6 ай бұрын

Thought Screetch died?!?!

@realtalk675 6 ай бұрын

He is a lebanese canadian now 😂

@aghoover 7 ай бұрын

Is the reason almost all muslims avoid pork successfully is that there are easy alternatives, such as beef and lamb, but there are no alternatives to alcohol, so it’s harder to avoid?

@jackkraken3888 7 ай бұрын

That's a good question.

@youraveragepasser-by7367 7 ай бұрын

i think it's a mental thing. pork is just seen as a huge sin regardless of which muslim culture for some reason, even though alcohol and drugs are equally bad if not worse

@zensoredparagonbytes3985 6 ай бұрын

Muslims as well as Jews don't eat pork because it's prescribed in the Quran and the Torah. The practical reason was/is that pigs are scavengers. They're omnivores and eat everything. They also urinate and defecate where they eat. Which all together can cause transmittable diseases. Herbivores like cows and sheep also eat where they urinate and defecate, but their diet is plant based, so there is less chance to transmit any disease. Unless they are fed meat. Remember the mad cow disease? The cows were fed on a meat or protein based diet because they would grow bigger. That would transmit a protein based prion which caused the disease and could be transmitted to humans.

@XingAoShen 6 ай бұрын

Hmmmmmmm that might be it

@sacredrider 3 ай бұрын

It is rather a matter of social pressure. People offer alcohol and pressure you into drinking. No one forces you to eat bacon.

@stiLLa2000 7 ай бұрын

lmfao man you need to be so much bigger - you are the muslim ari shaffir i swear

@51colibri 5 ай бұрын

Hearing this when I’m seating down to eat pork chops.😂

@dennisdjy 7 ай бұрын

My man 100 grand. Drink? Drugs? Meh. Pork? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

@Yanzdorloph 3 ай бұрын

that's sadly very real

@jackkraken3888 7 ай бұрын

Lol drinks, smoke and has a moustahe instead of a beard, he's a modern day Muslim. 🤣 Dude looks more Jewish than most Jews. 😂

@bendassut9468 28 күн бұрын

hahahah the only thing my dad don't do, to this day, is eat pork lol

@angcil88 6 ай бұрын

I can comfirm i had muslim friends back then who used to do all kinds of drugs, drank whisky and stuffs but he never wanted to eat pork!! 😂

@kasondaleigh 7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@x3a3x3 7 ай бұрын

Wait until you try a bacon cheeseburger bro.. 😆

@jackkraken3888 7 ай бұрын

Problem is its too fatty..

@byanymeansnecessary9329 5 ай бұрын

We have beef bacon, don't need swine

@JoeyP946 6 ай бұрын

I freaking love pork. I'd eat it every day if I could

@maedehni7135 6 ай бұрын

Hit home real bad…

@felixvergara5627 6 ай бұрын

Pork is so good though, LOL...

@StormCrownSr 7 ай бұрын

Eat pork. It's fine. The real danger? Real good vodka. The stuff that doesn't even taste that strong until you're waking up having no idea how you got there.

@someperson7 6 ай бұрын

I'd just like to point out that you could eat pork free at a kosher deli🤷🏻‍♂️

@byanymeansnecessary9329 5 ай бұрын

Hell no, not eating that nasty food and giving them my money for it. Rather vegetarian or fish

@Me-ui1zy 3 ай бұрын

@@byanymeansnecessary9329 Its meat, its not any different than beef or lamb in any real way (It does taste different). If you don't want to eat it, don't. But don't act like there is some great moral reason why these laws exist in Islam, Judaism and Hinduism.