“I Hate the Word Horny” - NSFW Stand-Up

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10 ай бұрын

Esther Povitsky, Chris Redd, Whitney Cummings and more comics discuss your favorite NSFW topics.
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@DiogoExMarques
@DiogoExMarques 10 ай бұрын
7:17 "Zelda didn't come out and give me a sword 'cause I did that." hit me like a ton of bricks
@laurafay2796
@laurafay2796 5 ай бұрын
Getting stew from an old lady. "In a Cool whip container" killed me Details 🔥
@daverussellmpls
@daverussellmpls 10 ай бұрын
00:00 Esther Povitsky 00:53 Chris Redd 02:10 Whitney Cummings 05:49 Neel Nanda 06:39 Yamaneika Saunders 11:23 Brandon Wardell 14:03 Rachel Sennott 15:10 Emma Willmann 16:38 Pink Foxx 18:31 Nikki Glaser 26:09 Judah Friedlander 26:52 Phil Hanley 30:24 Alex Kumin 33:09 Bridget Everett 38:37 Mike Birbiglia 40:00 Pete Holmes 41:51 April Macie 46:38 (bumper)
@daverussellmpls
@daverussellmpls 10 ай бұрын
Esther Povitsky from Hot For My Name Chris Redd from Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents Whitney Cummings from I Love You Neel Nanda from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Yamaneika Saunders from The Half Hour Brandon Wardell from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Rachel Sennott from Taking The Stage Emma Willmann from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Pink Foxx from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Nikki Glaser from The Half Hour Judah Friedlander from Live At Gotham Phil Hanley from The Half Hour Alex Kumin from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Bridget Everett from Gynecological Wonder Mike Birbiglia from Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents Pete Holmes from The Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail April Macie from Comedy Underground with Dave Attell
@tellmesomething2412
@tellmesomething2412 10 ай бұрын
Thank you.
@chtimpactsportsmedia9561
@chtimpactsportsmedia9561 10 ай бұрын
Yamaneika is so beautiful
@nancyangel983
@nancyangel983 9 ай бұрын
thank you for this. very coool
@kateyrice4912
@kateyrice4912 9 ай бұрын
A hero among us
@gisele5384
@gisele5384 5 ай бұрын
The dance break was iconic
@go-goyubari8776
@go-goyubari8776 6 ай бұрын
Yamanika is hilarious 😂😂😂 she said Zelda didn't give me a sword 😂
@nicksanchez4509
@nicksanchez4509 10 ай бұрын
bridgett everetts set looked so fun. you can tell every single person there had a great time. even with the vulgarity she got everyone to sing along with her, thats extremely impressive.
@stefanmarraccini8646
@stefanmarraccini8646 10 ай бұрын
Vulgarity? Is this the 1950s? How old are you? 😉
@bryangeist8608
@bryangeist8608 8 ай бұрын
Wait is that King Adrock from the Beasties Boys as one of her dancers?!!
@AntwhaleNearfar
@AntwhaleNearfar 8 ай бұрын
@@bryangeist8608 My exact thought!
@maryandchild
@maryandchild 7 ай бұрын
@@bryangeist8608 yeah he's in her band (the tender moments) lol
@chrissalem3747
@chrissalem3747 6 ай бұрын
I had actually never heard of her. So talented.
@Charese333
@Charese333 7 ай бұрын
The knee cartilage of the accidental porn joke had me laughing loud asf 😂
@samanthalee5808
@samanthalee5808 9 ай бұрын
Ok but the audience in the Bridget bit actually sound amazing
@YouHadMeAtMoonPie
@YouHadMeAtMoonPie 3 ай бұрын
I love Bridget Everett. Having a Beastie Boy as a backup dancer is just the icing on the cake.
@rusteshackleferd8115
@rusteshackleferd8115 10 ай бұрын
Bridget Everett killed it with that song!
@PunchDrunkLizzy
@PunchDrunkLizzy 8 ай бұрын
The last one made me laugh so hard. She was great.
@bigl6322
@bigl6322 6 ай бұрын
35:28 ok, now that was a well written, well choreographed peice, and a whole lot of fun 🤩
@JakHart
@JakHart 10 ай бұрын
Here I am, a (kinda) straight male, singing "what i, what I, what i got to.."
@pivotal1883
@pivotal1883 9 ай бұрын
What does kinda straight mean? You do you all day long. I'm just curious as I've never heard of such a thing. In my mind kinda straight is equivalent to sort of pregnant.
@user-ky7gc2ft6d
@user-ky7gc2ft6d 9 ай бұрын
homegirl at the end was spot on...she was funny af!!!
@papaswiss3702
@papaswiss3702 10 ай бұрын
The second he said “expecto petrocum” I picked up a CAH card that said Harry Potter Erotica, is this a sign????
@ddyert
@ddyert Ай бұрын
Me randomly in the shower, car, grocery store, etc… “what I what I What I gotta do…”
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 10 ай бұрын
I love Chris Redd! Need more of him! And Whitney is just hilarious AF 😂
@thecontentcr34tor85
@thecontentcr34tor85 7 ай бұрын
Like an alligator ripping apart a chicken 😂😂😂
@Rossberg0924
@Rossberg0924 10 ай бұрын
I have never seen something as true as what Whitney says. Lol
@jahsilent1
@jahsilent1 Ай бұрын
ill give one..... the sky has clouds....no truth has been truer
@Flowxp
@Flowxp 10 ай бұрын
38:09 wtf did I just watched ??
@user-zl4mu3wm1r
@user-zl4mu3wm1r 5 ай бұрын
The "oh, no..." spoke volumes 😂😂😂😂😂
@jwbowen
@jwbowen 10 ай бұрын
Well now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head
@ashleelarsen5002
@ashleelarsen5002 10 ай бұрын
Rick roll?
@Stray..
@Stray.. 10 ай бұрын
Same 😂 I hope I don’t accidentally sing it at work.😅
@xheyitsbyron
@xheyitsbyron 10 ай бұрын
What I... What I.. What I gotta do??
@Stray..
@Stray.. 10 ай бұрын
@@xheyitsbyron You are a horrible person making this come across my notifications! I almost forgot about! 😂🤣
@kazayana7351
@kazayana7351 10 ай бұрын
Issa bop !😂
@Evman1137
@Evman1137 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 “always got these big bitches” I’m going to hell lmao
@semievilsquirrel
@semievilsquirrel 3 ай бұрын
Pete Holmes had we laughing out loud - so awkward, but so funny!
@yasuke1709
@yasuke1709 3 ай бұрын
The "what's her name?" And the person who responds are unsung heros
@user-vt8br7uo3n
@user-vt8br7uo3n 10 ай бұрын
41:00 is when i gave it the thumbs up lolol
@lenzielenski3276
@lenzielenski3276 Ай бұрын
33:00 I kept expecting her to grab a frog out of a fishbowl and eat it. Hail mighty Jabba.
@USA50_
@USA50_ 7 ай бұрын
The last comedian got me!!!
@frankiefavero1666
@frankiefavero1666 7 ай бұрын
Me too! Guys do really look creepy when going down on girls!!!
@DionIjeh1991
@DionIjeh1991 4 ай бұрын
41:51 April Macie is hilarious
@user-zl4mu3wm1r
@user-zl4mu3wm1r 5 ай бұрын
I so love that they had to blur her taytays😂❤❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
@AntwhaleNearfar
@AntwhaleNearfar 8 ай бұрын
Was that Ad-Rock from The Beastie Boys dancing during that song performance??
@BoyWonder1914
@BoyWonder1914 10 ай бұрын
No way Nikki Glaser is single, my goodness 😍
@boon7564
@boon7564 9 ай бұрын
If I’m singing this song on Monday at work I’m gonna be pissed
@elenawalker517
@elenawalker517 8 ай бұрын
I’m glad you clipped it I am sharing with damn near everyone I know (and they didn’t even ask)
@semievilsquirrel
@semievilsquirrel 3 ай бұрын
Mike Burbiglia is one of my all-time favorite comedians...
@haitianblakk
@haitianblakk 10 ай бұрын
Nikki never disappoints.
@cazdrexler555
@cazdrexler555 9 ай бұрын
Always funny how women detail orgasms when they don't happen #fastfive
@violet-4233
@violet-4233 Ай бұрын
2:15 Whitney Cummings😭😭😭
@Milton2k
@Milton2k 10 ай бұрын
NSFW Stand-Up??? Never knew that ppl actually watched Stand-Up at work.
@joelcruz9415
@joelcruz9415 9 ай бұрын
Most people sit in front of a computer at work. I had this playing in the background while working.
@peterwelsh1932
@peterwelsh1932 8 ай бұрын
37:06 is that THE KING ADROCK ?!?!?!?
@POPLSEV7
@POPLSEV7 10 ай бұрын
🤣👏i needed this laugh thank you🙏🤣
@BizyBee83
@BizyBee83 4 ай бұрын
04:20 @ Virginia 😂😂😂😂
@chtimpactsportsmedia9561
@chtimpactsportsmedia9561 10 ай бұрын
Yamanekia so dope and cute
@michaelhussey9156
@michaelhussey9156 2 ай бұрын
The King ADROCK!!!🤙😤🤘
@gwho
@gwho 9 ай бұрын
Agree totally
@deveshaq9306
@deveshaq9306 10 ай бұрын
I felt so bad for those backup dancers 😅
@anonymoussethian1323
@anonymoussethian1323 10 ай бұрын
It's not like they aren't already challenged... 😄
@dixieboy5689
@dixieboy5689 9 ай бұрын
They dont even know they are there.
@dalajeegol
@dalajeegol 7 ай бұрын
Adam Horowitz from Beastie Boys on the left ... it's great ...
@eddieblake4039
@eddieblake4039 3 ай бұрын
I’m gonna have to try “rrrurgggghh I’m an alligator “! Next time
@Alyson_Turner
@Alyson_Turner 10 ай бұрын
Me too 27 and it was sad. And it was definitely religion that caused the delay. 3 Novembre 2007. Yes I'm 42 now and it's not really been a good time 😢
@adda312
@adda312 9 ай бұрын
🤗
@theyetti90
@theyetti90 6 ай бұрын
A gentleman has multiple towels prepared for the wet spot, and once she's married she gets the towels.
@ImYourBias
@ImYourBias 2 ай бұрын
that first bit made me remember that I also used to hate the word horny. it sounds like lame slang that your grandparents used fifty years ago that we just haven’t found a suitable replacement for. I mean, I’m my own proof because I’ve been conditioned to find it normal to the point that I forgot I hated it lol.
@tarinagreene8010
@tarinagreene8010 4 ай бұрын
Love the song lol lol
@bovellion
@bovellion 8 ай бұрын
Phil Hanley gives me Jelelnik vibes …great stuff 😂
@CeCe-ud5kj
@CeCe-ud5kj 2 ай бұрын
Bridget is WILD lol
@maryandchild
@maryandchild 7 ай бұрын
the last comedian is really good, she reminds me of a young roseanne barr (back when she was funny, not a rightwing nutjob, and was one of the best standups)
@SarahMaeofMaeGal
@SarahMaeofMaeGal 10 ай бұрын
Haven't heard Alex Kumin before. I've got someone new to check out!
@wilderjai
@wilderjai 10 ай бұрын
Lil Esther looks so young it’s confusing. I remember her from like 10-15 years ago with Redban and Brody Stevens ❤
@rtornabene
@rtornabene 2 ай бұрын
I am new fan of Bridgett Everett because of this video. She can do it all!
@dakoo9
@dakoo9 10 ай бұрын
Great compilation! Everyone delivered! So funny. Make more of these! Awesome
@theyetti90
@theyetti90 6 ай бұрын
42:03 kinda liked that. No one does that for men either.😂 I'm f*cking Robin Clithood, down there.
@lizzfrmhon
@lizzfrmhon 8 ай бұрын
Did I just see a Beastie Boy dancing with a comedianne to her lewd song?!
@dalajeegol
@dalajeegol 7 ай бұрын
Adam Horowitz from Beastie Boys on the left ... it's great ...
@iamnormal8648
@iamnormal8648 8 ай бұрын
I will never get that "alligator" image off my head. No more looking at her face when licking the hole.
@djofortunato5799
@djofortunato5799 4 ай бұрын
Waaaaaiiit how are there not more comments about the Beastie Boy guest spot on that huge soon to be a hit musical number ?? 🎵
@IMNfilms
@IMNfilms 7 ай бұрын
36:13. Ladies and gents, see the guy on the left? The King Ad-Rock, Adam Horovitz. #Beastieboys #RIPMCA
@jbaltaji5723
@jbaltaji5723 6 ай бұрын
Yep, spotted! Who's the other dude?
@gracenote456
@gracenote456 8 ай бұрын
Bridget ❤
@jcallaway1617
@jcallaway1617 9 ай бұрын
Wow, the Wardell dude didn't do it for me. I can't be the only one can I?
@allmyedgesaresharp
@allmyedgesaresharp 2 ай бұрын
Nope not the only one
@rkerby6375
@rkerby6375 10 ай бұрын
Funny, funny, funny!
@jbaltaji5723
@jbaltaji5723 6 ай бұрын
Cameo from AD ROCK , yo!! 😃💖
@johnvphillips
@johnvphillips 10 ай бұрын
All i hear is the song 'we gonna keep it rollin' when i see esther povitsky. Do the Maya!
@HULLDUDE666
@HULLDUDE666 10 ай бұрын
April🤘😂
@tifam824
@tifam824 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@chrissalem3747
@chrissalem3747 6 ай бұрын
Pizza is my favorite food...
@Hylebos75
@Hylebos75 13 күн бұрын
WHY IS AD-ROCK DANCING IN A RANDOM COMEDIANS SET??????
@erikperez7677
@erikperez7677 6 ай бұрын
When you get to 33:11 do yourself a favor and ff to 38:38
@hxt3602
@hxt3602 3 ай бұрын
40:06
@christinasmith272
@christinasmith272 4 ай бұрын
When she said ‘Just the women’ I lost it Knowing what was coming 💀 and they did that $hit …
@KingAiras
@KingAiras 10 ай бұрын
Why the hell was the guy rubbing his hands together so long! I straight up skipped him
@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 3 ай бұрын
36:11 I think she’s funny. But I am astounded that she can do this and I got two strikes on my channel for posting about magic (rhymes with…) brush-rooms. I couldn’t upload for a week.
@rickasbell8825
@rickasbell8825 5 ай бұрын
Looks like my sister Julie with a California make over
@KennethGibson-kr7vk
@KennethGibson-kr7vk 7 күн бұрын
They may pull their hair out by the handfuls
@americanoutside
@americanoutside 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@broaddusmarines
@broaddusmarines 9 ай бұрын
I jokingly told a female friend/co worker “IM THE TOY!!!” when she asked me if l minded if my woman used toys on herself in an intimate situation with me.
@redjadestudios
@redjadestudios 4 ай бұрын
List the artists in the description, it's a low bar if you're posting material.
@unoriginalsellout
@unoriginalsellout 10 ай бұрын
Wait...is that Ad Rock??
@BrandonHardaker
@BrandonHardaker 8 ай бұрын
Nikki Glaser was awesome
@peterwelsh1932
@peterwelsh1932 8 ай бұрын
33:00 excellent stand-up BUTT Harrison Ford dismissed you from class in 1981, not 1997 (?!...
@peterwelsh1932
@peterwelsh1932 8 ай бұрын
'97 was "Air Force One"
@beezy2147
@beezy2147 9 ай бұрын
This was the easiest "Try not to laugh" challenge ever
@schandler7129
@schandler7129 5 ай бұрын
I only got a few chuckles out of it. Most were awkward 🤷🏻‍♀️
@chefdean7257
@chefdean7257 8 ай бұрын
She Make Me Wanna Swoop. 9:07
@Itsreallymarcus
@Itsreallymarcus 4 ай бұрын
What is pink foxx…idk what that was, but I can’t imagine that’s getting anyone to cheat…
@rasszo8729
@rasszo8729 4 ай бұрын
Is that Ad Rock?
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын
Hate Saunders internalized weight stigma that comes out.
@blakberi
@blakberi 7 ай бұрын
Whitney and Nikki are some of the funniest comics out there - Whitney's bit on female orgasms was triggering...
@zoenagy9458
@zoenagy9458 5 ай бұрын
NSFW but still censured??
@tyronhawkins8984
@tyronhawkins8984 10 ай бұрын
why dies some have so much more time?!
@joelcruz9415
@joelcruz9415 9 ай бұрын
Because more of their set was sex related.
@tyronhawkins8984
@tyronhawkins8984 9 ай бұрын
@@joelcruz9415 ohhh
@michaeljacksin9367
@michaeljacksin9367 10 ай бұрын
DSW
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын
Blot the grease.
@devvie_hu
@devvie_hu 10 ай бұрын
it's so hard to find good comedians these days I could only cringe on most of them..
@csengo70
@csengo70 8 ай бұрын
Wow, this 43:30 woman is creapy.
@lenzielenski3276
@lenzielenski3276 Ай бұрын
#3, 7:00, She didn't wait till 27 to have sex because she wanted to, she waited until she could AFFORD to buy it since no one would want any part of that unless they were WELL PAID. Truth hurts. Deal with it.
@user-zl4mu3wm1r
@user-zl4mu3wm1r 5 ай бұрын
She is so funny, and has nice legs. Not sounding weird, just an observation. Go Nikki!!!!
@danl.909
@danl.909 10 ай бұрын
Still 20%: the percentage of comics who are actually funny never changes.
@robertglass3944
@robertglass3944 5 ай бұрын
Speak for yourself! I do most of my shopping at local thrift stores, wear my jeans until I can't patch them up anymore, then turn what's left of them into patches, before tossing the unusable scraps. I also grow most of my own herbs and veggies, and raise my own chickens. I don't even have an Amazon account.
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