“I Hate the Word Horny” - NSFW Stand-Up

[@DiogoExMarques]

7:17 "Zelda didn't come out and give me a sword 'cause I did that." hit me like a ton of bricks

[@daverussellmpls]

00:00 Esther Povitsky 00:53 Chris Redd 02:10 Whitney Cummings 05:49 Neel Nanda 06:39 Yamaneika Saunders 11:23 Brandon Wardell 14:03 Rachel Sennott 15:10 Emma Willmann 16:38 Pink Foxx 18:31 Nikki Glaser 26:09 Judah Friedlander 26:52 Phil Hanley 30:24 Alex Kumin 33:09 Bridget Everett 38:37 Mike Birbiglia 40:00 Pete Holmes 41:51 April Macie 46:38 (bumper)

[@daverussellmpls]

Esther Povitsky from Hot For My Name Chris Redd from Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents Whitney Cummings from I Love You Neel Nanda from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Yamaneika Saunders from The Half Hour Brandon Wardell from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Rachel Sennott from Taking The Stage Emma Willmann from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Pink Foxx from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Nikki Glaser from The Half Hour Judah Friedlander from Live At Gotham Phil Hanley from The Half Hour Alex Kumin from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring Bridget Everett from Gynecological Wonder Mike Birbiglia from Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents Pete Holmes from The Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail April Macie from Comedy Underground with Dave Attell

[@tellmesomething2412]

Thank you.

[@chtimpactsportsmedia9561]

Yamaneika is so beautiful

[@nancyangel983]

thank you for this. very coool

[@kateyrice4912]

A hero among us

[@laurafay2796]

Getting stew from an old lady. "In a Cool whip container" killed me Details 🔥

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

I love Bridget Everett. Having a Beastie Boy as a backup dancer is just the icing on the cake.

[@bigl6322]

35:28 ok, now that was a well written, well choreographed peice, and a whole lot of fun 🤩

[@samanthalee5808]

Ok but the audience in the Bridget bit actually sound amazing

[@nicksanchez4509]

bridgett everetts set looked so fun. you can tell every single person there had a great time. even with the vulgarity she got everyone to sing along with her, thats extremely impressive.

[@stefanmarraccini8646]

Vulgarity? Is this the 1950s? How old are you? 😉

[@bryangeist8608]

Wait is that King Adrock from the Beasties Boys as one of her dancers?!!

[@AntwhaleNearfar]

@@bryangeist8608 My exact thought!

[@maryandchild]

@@bryangeist8608 yeah he's in her band (the tender moments) lol

[@chrissalem3747]

I had actually never heard of her. So talented.

[@gisele5384]

The dance break was iconic

[@rusteshackleferd8115]

Bridget Everett killed it with that song!

[@aidinpippippenger9907]

Phil Hanley does the best crowd work EVER.... So freaking funny, for a guy who was in special ed, anyway😂

[@Charese333]

The knee cartilage of the accidental porn joke had me laughing loud asf 😂

[@JakHart]

Here I am, a (kinda) straight male, singing "what i, what I, what i got to.."

[@pivotal1883]

What does kinda straight mean? You do you all day long. I'm just curious as I've never heard of such a thing. In my mind kinda straight is equivalent to sort of pregnant.

[@go-goyubari8776]

Yamanika is hilarious 😂😂😂 she said Zelda didn't give me a sword 😂

[@whatintha...shedonegonecrazy]

homegirl at the end was spot on...she was funny af!!!

[@papaswiss3702]

The second he said “expecto petrocum” I picked up a CAH card that said Harry Potter Erotica, is this a sign????

[@Rossberg0924]

I have never seen something as true as what Whitney says. Lol

[@jahsilent1]

ill give one..... the sky has clouds....no truth has been truer

[@jwbowen]

Well now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head

[@ashleelarsen5002]

Rick roll?

[@Stray..]

Same 😂 I hope I don’t accidentally sing it at work.😅

[@xheyitsbyron]

What I... What I.. What I gotta do??

[@Stray..]

@@xheyitsbyron You are a horrible person making this come across my notifications! I almost forgot about! 😂🤣

[@kazayana7351]

Issa bop !😂

[@thecontentcr34tor85]

Like an alligator ripping apart a chicken 😂😂😂

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

I love Chris Redd! Need more of him! And Whitney is just hilarious AF 😂

[@Flowxp]

38:09 wtf did I just watched ??

[@trgcapture]

IKR

[@heatherbeach4696]

Ikr? I don't think I would've been "joining in" lol

[@chikondikajawo2706]

😮 not all the money in the world will make me sing that

[@elenawalker517]

I’m glad you clipped it I am sharing with damn near everyone I know (and they didn’t even ask)

[@ddyert]

Me randomly in the shower, car, grocery store, etc… “what I what I What I gotta do…”

[@semievilsquirrel]

Pete Holmes had we laughing out loud - so awkward, but so funny!

[@DionIjeh1991]

41:51 April Macie is hilarious

[@LisaLisa-c2q]

I so love that they had to blur her taytays😂❤❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@semievilsquirrel]

Mike Burbiglia is one of my all-time favorite comedians...

[@LisaLisa-c2q]

The "oh, no..." spoke volumes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rickescuna]

41:00 is when i gave it the thumbs up lolol

[@USA50_]

The last comedian got me!!!

[@frankiefavero1666]

Me too! Guys do really look creepy when going down on girls!!!

[@haitianblakk]

Nikki never disappoints.

[@cazdrexler555]

Always funny how women detail orgasms when they don't happen #fastfive

[@yasuke1709]

The "what's her name?" And the person who responds are unsung heros

[@Fcnjesse]

If I’m singing this song on Monday at work I’m gonna be pissed

[@AntwhaleNearfar]

Was that Ad-Rock from The Beastie Boys dancing during that song performance??

[@OkieFlo]

😂😂 “always got these big bitches” I’m going to hell lmao

[@BoyWonder1914]

No way Nikki Glaser is single, my goodness 😍

[@PunchDrunkLizzy]

The last one made me laugh so hard. She was great.

[@bovellion]

Phil Hanley gives me Jelelnik vibes …great stuff 😂

[@Moyamoyagirl]

04:20 @ Virginia 😂😂😂😂

[@tarinagreene8010]

Love the song lol lol

[@peterwelsh1932]

37:06 is that THE KING ADROCK ?!?!?!?

[@Milton2k]

NSFW Stand-Up??? Never knew that ppl actually watched Stand-Up at work.

[@joelcruz9415]

Most people sit in front of a computer at work. I had this playing in the background while working.

[@michaelhussey9156]

The King ADROCK!!!🤙😤🤘

[@dakoo9]

Great compilation! Everyone delivered! So funny. Make more of these! Awesome

[@Alyson_Turner]

Me too 27 and it was sad. And it was definitely religion that caused the delay. 3 Novembre 2007. Yes I'm 42 now and it's not really been a good time 😢

[@adda312]

🤗

[@deveshaq9306]

I felt so bad for those backup dancers 😅

[@anonymoussethian1323]

It's not like they aren't already challenged... 😄

[@dixieboy5689]

They dont even know they are there.

[@dalajeegol]

Adam Horowitz from Beastie Boys on the left ... it's great ...

[@chtimpactsportsmedia9561]

Yamanekia so dope and cute

[@ImYourBias]

that first bit made me remember that I also used to hate the word horny. it sounds like lame slang that your grandparents used fifty years ago that we just haven’t found a suitable replacement for. I mean, I’m my own proof because I’ve been conditioned to find it normal to the point that I forgot I hated it lol.

[@theyetti90]

A gentleman has multiple towels prepared for the wet spot, and once she's married she gets the towels.

[@gwho]

Agree totally

[@lenzielenski3276]

33:00 I kept expecting her to grab a frog out of a fishbowl and eat it. Hail mighty Jabba.

[@SarahMaeofMaeGal]

Haven't heard Alex Kumin before. I've got someone new to check out!

[@violet-4233]

2:15 Whitney Cummings😭😭😭

[@kristopherkneisler570]

Lady, pizza is my favodite thing. Love

[@theyetti90]

42:03 kinda liked that. No one does that for men either.😂 I'm f*cking Robin Clithood, down there.

[@maryandchild]

the last comedian is really good, she reminds me of a young roseanne barr (back when she was funny, not a rightwing nutjob, and was one of the best standups)

[@IMNfilms]

36:13. Ladies and gents, see the guy on the left? The King Ad-Rock, Adam Horovitz. #Beastieboys #RIPMCA

[@jbaltaji5723]

Yep, spotted! Who's the other dude?

[@wilderjai]

Lil Esther looks so young it’s confusing. I remember her from like 10-15 years ago with Redban and Brody Stevens ❤

[@eddieblake4039]

I’m gonna have to try “rrrurgggghh I’m an alligator “! Next time

[@djofortunato5799]

Waaaaaiiit how are there not more comments about the Beastie Boy guest spot on that huge soon to be a hit musical number ?? 🎵

[@Tornabene312]

I am new fan of Bridgett Everett because of this video. She can do it all!

[@DavidLorber-j6g]

Why is this censored?

[@jbaltaji5723]

Cameo from AD ROCK , yo!! 😃💖

[@hxt3602]

40:06

[@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers]

36:11 I think she’s funny. But I am astounded that she can do this and I got two strikes on my channel for posting about magic (rhymes with…) brush-rooms. I couldn’t upload for a week.

[@gracenote456]

Bridget ❤

[@tifam824]

😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@erikperez7677]

When you get to 33:11 do yourself a favor and ff to 38:38

[@rkerby6375]

Funny, funny, funny!

[@HULLDUDE666]

April🤘😂

[@jcallaway1617]

Wow, the Wardell dude didn't do it for me. I can't be the only one can I?

[@allmyedgesaresharp]

Nope not the only one

[@peterwelsh1932]

33:00 excellent stand-up BUTT Harrison Ford dismissed you from class in 1981, not 1997 (?!...

[@peterwelsh1932]

'97 was "Air Force One"

[@iamnormal8648]

I will never get that "alligator" image off my head. No more looking at her face when licking the hole.

[@johnvphillips]

All i hear is the song 'we gonna keep it rollin' when i see esther povitsky. Do the Maya!

[@lizzfrmhon]

Did I just see a Beastie Boy dancing with a comedianne to her lewd song?!

[@dalajeegol]

Adam Horowitz from Beastie Boys on the left ... it's great ...

[@redjadestudios]

List the artists in the description, it's a low bar if you're posting material.

[@KingAiras]

Why the hell was the guy rubbing his hands together so long! I straight up skipped him

[@americanoutside]

😂😂😂😂

[@chefdean7257]

She Make Me Wanna Swoop. 9:07

[@christinasmith272]

When she said ‘Just the women’ I lost it Knowing what was coming 💀 and they did that $hit …

[@Hylebos75]

WHY IS AD-ROCK DANCING IN A RANDOM COMEDIANS SET??????

[@broaddusmarines]

I jokingly told a female friend/co worker “IM THE TOY!!!” when she asked me if l minded if my woman used toys on herself in an intimate situation with me.

[@lenzielenski3276]

#3, 7:00, She didn't wait till 27 to have sex because she wanted to, she waited until she could AFFORD to buy it since no one would want any part of that unless they were WELL PAID. Truth hurts. Deal with it.

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

Pull my hair! Not the extensions!!!!

[@chrissalem3747]

Pizza is my favorite food...

[@beezy2147]

This was the easiest "Try not to laugh" challenge ever

[@schandler7129]

I only got a few chuckles out of it. Most were awkward 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@blakberi]

Whitney and Nikki are some of the funniest comics out there - Whitney's bit on female orgasms was triggering...

[@unoriginalsellout]

Wait...is that Ad Rock??

[@rasszo8729]

Is that Ad Rock?

[@rickasbell8825]

Looks like my sister Julie with a California make over

[@BrandonHardaker]

Nikki Glaser was awesome

[@csengo70]

Wow, this 43:30 woman is creapy.

[@zoenagy9458]

NSFW but still censured??

[@devvie_hu]

it's so hard to find good comedians these days I could only cringe on most of them..

[@ekdaufin1485]

Hate Saunders internalized weight stigma that comes out.

[@Itsreallymarcus]

What is pink foxx…idk what that was, but I can’t imagine that’s getting anyone to cheat…

[@robertglass3944]

Speak for yourself! I do most of my shopping at local thrift stores, wear my jeans until I can't patch them up anymore, then turn what's left of them into patches, before tossing the unusable scraps. I also grow most of my own herbs and veggies, and raise my own chickens. I don't even have an Amazon account.

[@KennethGibson-kr7vk]

They may pull their hair out by the handfuls

[@LisaLisa-c2q]

She is so funny, and has nice legs. Not sounding weird, just an observation. Go Nikki!!!!

[@ojjaredcrow]

Caution: Wet & Slippery

[@tyronhawkins8984]

why dies some have so much more time?!

[@joelcruz9415]

Because more of their set was sex related.

[@tyronhawkins8984]

@@joelcruz9415 ohhh