My Dad Is Rich

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[@R10Xavi]

i liked most of it, but the parts about his dad were a little weird!

[@kaiffles]

yes

[@literallymothman4596]

@Parker Wow you got the pin, good job

[@lordchungusthe3rd703]

Hey

[@astweaverling]

Yay not a bot :D I stole the first reply to this :) Don't edit this

[@waningbloom]

I'm scared

[@nadiageorge890]

“You will never have a rich dad. You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” Best line in the whole song

[@jyo9735]

I agree. Had to see it 40 times

[@chancematters]

Same bro it slayed me

[@erownmaskar4089]

The fuckin FLOW ON THAT THO

[@vanilla8353]

agree

[@ellaphant-6885]

1:24

[@ameliajorn6549]

there’s something so satisfying about the line “tiny baby bitch dad”

[@Panfoul]

Same

[@sonixnight_7396]

Yes, that's my favorite verse.

[@caitlinshields]

it's the alliteration

[@audreyparish8967]

Yep that is soooo true!!!

[@sofiajasmin9188]

It's my favourite line in this song

[@mmj9934]

"you will never have a rich dad you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad" will always be one of my favorite lines of all time, BAAARS

[@iloveheavyrain]

It's part of my vocabulary now I can't stop saying it

[@eattherich6968]

just a quick BARS

[@lifesgonnago]

THATS WHAT I SAIDDD

[@supercalifragilisticex]

It's "b*tch" and "rich" that rhymes

[@hushfur]

💀💀

[@tylerhoskins7154]

"Hitting balls with a bat, if you bully me you're gonna brawl with a bat" The only line in recorded history that sounds good while also rhyming the same word.

[@bonnieexists]

0:45

[@chickenanddoodles]

I just realized the second time he was talking about the animal bat instead of just baseball bat again lol

[@rescuerex7031]

Technically a different word

[@Tohkie]

@@chickenanddoodles wait holy crap ur comment just made me realize this

[@ayirabardot6656]

@@chickenanddoodles i did NOT realize that.

[@lydiahumes6566]

“He don’t show up in the mirrors” “He don’t show up for his kids” That hit different.

[@summershell36]

“But it’s cool!” That part made me laugh!!

[@oranplan1630]

Now to figure out if me laughing was because of emotional pain or because I'm a dick...

[@getaloadofthisguy2927]

But it’s cool tho

[@goosewithgangsigns921]

Nice pfp bro!

[@lilmarrz]

Did yor dad go to the store to buy milk

[@maslnaa]

the most disturbing thing about this is how legitimately it pops off

[@mitchellima4736]

He actually has some stupidly good lyrics and flows in here. It's kinda insane. I've watch this to many times to count.

[@jonzi4193]

disturbing?

[@shawnhopkins5928]

Also, he makes the beat too

[@gabrielleang4085]

Masina I’m your 2k like!!!

[@wasteland.baby.]

“How he live forever but ain’t got time for his kids?” I feel like not enough people are appreciating the sheer disappointment in his voice when he says this line 💀

[@plasticsaint]

but it's cool!

[@Zombienekers]

best way to cope with being immortal is to not form any connection with any mortals, as you will inevitably experience tremendous and continuous loss. you will see all your friends and loved ones die around you, until there's nothing left.

[@shaquilleoatmeal7389]

@@Zombienekers it’s sounds eerily as though you speak from experience…

[@mmnd8158]

@@shaquilleoatmeal7389 he does I know the guy, didn’t speak to me in 10 years though…

[@Belieber713]

"Like shape of water they were sleeping with fishes" is the funniest fucking line i've ever heard in my life

[@maddie-ob7wb]

Yess it's my favorite line in the entire song

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

I JUST got that thanks to this comment, omg

[@graces1241]

Draco Malfoy after saying his father will hear about this:

[@kathj2972]

Literally the only thing on my mind the entire time - or better yet Scorpius cause he's gen-z

[@heisenburgerlover]

You mean Dobby?

[@alliegyuh1984]

Did someone say ... *DrAcO mAlFoY ?!?!* Coff starkid reference

[@diannaparis]

Lol

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

@@heisenburgerlover what?

[@gucciflipflops6064]

It's infuriating how fire all his songs are even tho he writes them as jokes. How tf am I supposed to explain my music taste to people? Oh I listen Danny Gonzales, the youtuber that carries the entire industry on his shoulders with his ironic trap diss tracks.

[@arnoldthotticus4844]

FR THO when he released the Johnny Johnny song I listened to it at least 100 times 😳

[@victorialam9044]

Arnold thotticus JOHNNY JOHNNY IS LITERALLY SO GOOD OMFG

[@adaoraelliott9254]

Arnold thotticus same before I came here I was listening to it on repeat

[@Kaykaykendall]

I know, when people hear me play his songs the confusion is unreal.

[@micnotwalker]

@@arnoldthotticus4844 i actually bought it...

[@chromaduckie5907]

the line delivery for “paler than a motherfucking overcast sky” scratches my brain so well and idk why

[@demonicseries]

in poetry it has the rhythm and form of a trochaic hexameter

[@hepburned1205]

Every time I watch this I am struck again by the lyrical mastery of "You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad." Truly incredible.

[@colebrunswick3015]

Why tf did this sound so damn good like it’s supposed to be a joke song but it was actual bars

[@blazekev2524]

danny’s songs life story

[@ratboygirl]

that's all his songs tbh

[@graceholland5770]

Cole Brunswick ikr

[@feliciaroyers1646]

thats all his songs havent u noticed

[@craigthevile7238]

Bars?How it was terrible

[@joonchild.9393]

“How he live forever but ain’t got time for his kids? But it’s cool!” sent me

[@sammiller4631]

He has time to murder others for his kids

[@chickensalad2802]

That made me a little sad lol

[@xavirobinn2788]

that part was too real for me 💔

[@yuormomgaming1246]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGLKYoqBhb1njLs

[@xyrissavage4983]

Love how he looks sp confused/annoyed then just pops right bacc

[@chocalas555]

I like the implication that hes dad lived 400 years because he is a vampire and does not appear in mirrors because he is rich.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

well yeah, have you ever seen jeff suckerberg musk's reflection? didn't think so

[@soaphope3398]

I can’t stop listening to this song. And it’s not just because his rich mafia boss vampire dad is forcing me to at gunpoint *heh*

[@Omegaset]

Yeah, i cant relate

[@loosed6638]

Relatable huh

[@heshohesho1860]

soaphope kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@loosed6638]

hesho hesho1 why

[@faithvg9459]

funny sis

[@ickob]

ngl the line “you will never have a rich dad, you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” goes HARD

[@TheManonCanon]

Favorite diss out of the whole song tbh 😂😂

[@eatcheese245]

IKR

[@lala.022]

Fr tho😂😂

[@Sammie_Sorrelly]

The whole song goes hard, I can't believe KZbinrs claiming to be serious rappers can barely manage straight single-syllable end rhymes and Danny's giving us bars like "I get my money from the top; call that trickle-down economics/You don't wanna mess with me I promise/The money never stops but it's got a lot of commas" in a song about his rich vampire mobster dad.

[@sadie3789]

i literally rad this comment as that part came up

[@phant0mb999]

Why was it.... so well written??? You took the weirdest meme concept and wrote better lyrics than actual musicians-

[@Bella-rr5js]

'Vampire shit, he don't show up in the mirrors, rich man shit, he don't show up for his kids' is genius. This man is pure gold.

[@IEatBricksTV]

the whole thing is brilliant but 'you will never have a rich dad, you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad' sends me

[@Meg-bd8ze]

I love that part SO MUUCHH

[@nicoledoubleyou]

It's the best part

[@soaphope3398]

My favorite line. BARS

[@safegourd]

BARS

[@alm2587]

glad to see that everyone else here agrees that it’s the best line

[@pippa_peg]

"You will never have a rich dad You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad." My all-time favourite line.

[@nihiless1069]

B A R S

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

SAME. I felt attacked in the best way

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

I've got a tiny epileptic baby pre diabetic bitch dad! 🤘

[@belbarcelos9264]

“I get that money from the top bitch, called trickled down economics, you don’t wanna mess with me I promise” also slaps

[@CocoaHerBeansness]

jokes on him. I don't have a dad...

[@wiiink]

everyone in the comments is like "this specific line is so good what" but everyone is separately pointing out different lines and that really speaks to how well written this song is even if it was created as a joke, Danny is an underrated lyricist 😔👌

[@jaye8516]

Guy's dad is the love interest in like half the wattpad stories

[@cutecorgiis5230]

Honestly😂

[@raisetc.9194]

therapist: vampire dad danny doesn't exist, he can't hurt you. vampire dad danny:

[@cone3049]

huh

[@AlmostCritique]

@SugaKookieDough I motherfucking knew it but I still clicked it fml

[@libbybollinger5901]

“Think he sucks, well you goddamn right” is so goddamn underrated

[@bigpo2736]

Nice i reported that comment of this bot and it disappeared Ok now i know they just disappear for you and i see it again...

[@kaveriv9193]

@@bigpo2736 it came back, these bots are in literally every channel

[@Madelune7]

😙👌

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

Ikr

[@kashyapdeverkonda2986]

i heard that the moment i read this lmaoooooooo

[@jillianc7485]

i’ll be honest- unironically, i listen to this song at least once a week it’s *SO* good

[@3katd]

same

[@guineapigdance3338]

mine atleast once a day

[@3katd]

@@guineapigdance3338 Same

[@felixfrasch1323]

@@guineapigdance3338 i do it like 4 to 5 days. most of his songs i do this with for about a month

[@Burnttoast908]

Foreshadowing

[@pravious3282]

Jake Paul: flexes in a mansion with girls Danny Gonzalez: flexes in a mansion with his dad

[@DiamondVeena]

Lol ya his mafia vampire dad who leads gangs and turned his bully immortal and into a vampire

[@tay_yo561]

His vampire dad to be exact

[@darkvpr3211]

Hello carson I need you to be my dad Vampire dad

[@idk_lif3]

Rappers: mansion with girls Danny: D A D

[@choerryerim]

Danny: iM nOt lIkE tHoSe otHeR GirLs

[@nintendolightswitch744]

D Y

[@andreronquillo7913]

lol

[@synkgd619]

This should have 1,000000000000000000,000000000000000000000,0000000000000000000,00000 likes

[@synchrolord]

@@synkgd619 geme a sec a well call my alien friends

[@affinityzz9795]

"You could have money in the bank but your dad can't hang, 'cause he ain't got fangs and he don't lead gangs" Best rhyme ever. Still shocks me 2 years later

[@iamcalledarianna1864]

some may say hes a nepo baby

[@vlorbmik-gooning]

No he’s 45

[@TheKewlPerson]

He's not a baby he's 450

[@arjunmathu5579]

“What music do you listen to?" “It’s complicated“

[@_observer796]

😂

[@sadiecrowder2736]

I only listen to youtube music, and I don’t know what to say when people ask what music I listen to.

[@theoneandonlybaguetteboi8607]

This comment would be funny if it wasn’t so damn overused

[@mongom2952]

The One and Only Baguette Boi jokes would be funny if they weren’t so damn overused

[@Roseee_]

I said this was my fav song once in a discord chat and nobody had any idea what i was on about. •~•

[@sarraq8850]

Its almost annoying how GOOD danny is at writing songs. like he is absolutely perfect at his job

[@user-ej8sz8zs3x]

🐍

[@oliviafeszczur4179]

IKR i know its for the joke and everything, but damn they’re produced at great quality

[@lovelornxd]

@@craigthevile7238 the why the frick are you watching this? Or even here in the first place?

[@craigthevile7238]

Shoto Todoroki just an excuse of a fire and ice user

[@craigthevile7238]

Shoto Todoroki go to rgmafis’s comment replies to see me fight greg

[@user-pm1xk5vw3u]

Just realizing how clever the line "the money never stops, but it's gotta lotta commas" is . . . it's fucking bars and witty

[@littlekawaiidragon]

this is genuinely still one of danny’s best songs it just goes so hard it’s so well written it’ll always serve

[@Rose-xe4ct]

“He don’t show up in the mirrors” “He don’t show up for his kids” WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED 💀

[@camille5134]

XD

[@buiscutdog9090]

Did vampire dad bring you back and let you join his Mafia when you died?

[@andrive]

Lol

[@imjustjadenn]

Bro Danny raps better than most "professionals"

[@no-et4qn]

yeah but dannys sugar daddy mafia boss vampire dad wont 😌

[@rgmafi4900]

This gives me “slapped by legal” vibes. Like you’re coming to sue me to death or something.

[@maesynjones3578]

Careful saying that, you could get slapped by legal.

[@amelia4384]

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! 💞🤩🖕

[@userx-inactive8]

RITA 25 y.o , why are you commenting this bot

[@alexwest6803]

@@userx-inactive8 and why is the bot using the potato and lemon emoji lmao

[@userx-inactive8]

yo is this a clue

[@carmelitacrystal7448]

This was the inspo for nepo baby by fox szn 🔥

[@mimisezlol]

"I'm like a baby mouse Cuz he feed me queso Little bread like panko" What a delightful punchline

[@synkgd619]

“Dads been alive for 400 years, vampire shit he don’t show up in the mirrors, rich man shit he don’t show up for his kids” o my gawd that line is so good

[@leothelegend6213]

Ikr

[@immortalalbert9146]

true doe

[@Pawsuprs]

Fr that’s my favourite part💀

[@isabellaolofsson1435]

LITERALLY replay 300 times

[@Isaac096]

Right

[@cai9584]

I'm not sure why but the part when he says "You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad" kinda hits

[@KP0p1437]

That line literally made me go OOF

[@quickscoper3159]

it is *DEEP*

[@williams1729]

@@quickscoper3159 accuracy: 100

[@_LunaTheBlackCat_]

My dad is so tiny he doesn't even seem to exist 👁👄👁

[@AZVREIGN]

yuppppp

[@Jonbutter]

unironically the hardest bars in Danny's music career

[@sai_is_a_bore9637]

Ned Flames foreshadowing.

[@sebastianangeles2472]

Everyone gangster until Danny pulls up with his rich vampire mafia boss dad

[@ashtyn7176]

we’re actually not all gangster cause some of us couldn’t get into danny’s dads gang😔

[@lileh7456]

Danny's Mom pullin up behind them ready to fight

[@markibitayo9387]

Bet you can’t say Rich Vampire Mafia boss dad 10 times fast

[@erinn9611]

AAHAHAHA

[@maddycommieieieienananalo3453]

ashton I’m currently waiting for my application to be reviewed..

[@chuutruther]

"Give me an arbitrary job, cause I have no skills." Literally my favorite line the way it was delivered lol

[@myxemi]

why does he have 2 songs abt having a rich dad 🙏

[@xwee4417]

wym you mixing him up with Fox Szn??

[@lucie6466]

“Think he sucks, well you’re god damn right” is genius

[@mmc1086]

I missed this until about 20 plays later

[@lucie6466]

@@mmc1086 to be fair I’ve listened to this at least 50 times lmao

[@that.young.guyt0]

It's so obvious tho and overused

[@ll-zc8ph]

@@that.young.guyt0 no it’s not what 💀

[@hat7475]

IKR THAT ONE'S MY FAV

[@LlamacornAlpaca]

This is unironically a banger. Like, a straight up bop of a rap song

[@Saturnite]

I would much rather listen to this than 97% of rap that’s produced now lol

[@MSTechie]

@@Saturnite You prob don't even listen to 97% of the rap that's produced these days anyways. It is a banger nonetheless

[@dooeytee6715]

Like, straight up.

[@MrRaggy1]

@@MSTechie ur called easy tech

[@MrRaggy1]

@@MSTechie so "back in the days" is like 1989 xD

[@azilliey]

they hated him cuz his daddy was rich :(

[@mrbrightside4u]

The line about trickle-down economics is so amazingly socially aware in this weird ass song about a vampire dad.

[@BlueJay567]

“Money never stops but it’s got commas” Ngl that’s pretty sick for a song about Danny’s vampire dad

[@Speed-TV]

1st reply: yeah thats pretty cool representation i would of never thought of that

[@nijjrz]

E

[@mauiw6464]

Zerø why are you in every comment saying E-

[@Esomusicaify]

I don't get it

[@nijjrz]

@@mauiw6464 because I can

[@Broom52]

“The money don’t stop but it’s got a lotta commas” good shit Danny

[@robinskyes4210]

damn that’s so clever

[@ellalocke]

I read that as I heard the lyric it was so satisfying

[@kaveriv9193]

B A R S

[@ratboygirl]

*cody and noel voice* BARS

[@kaperjuice]

bro has become vampire dad now

[@kathvg]

No one is going to talk about the absolute quotable line that is “who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad”? I can see it used in many a Wattpad storie

[@taryn2354]

Therapist: Vampire Danny is not real, he can’t hurt you Vampire Danny:

[@shinymainespoon]

Danpire?

[@taryn2354]

Shiny MaineCoon yes.

[@leahburcham8743]

“ain’t got no time for his kids, but it’s cool” felt that one

[@nijjrz]

E

[@tomfoolery9280]

That's what we in the industry call a yikes

[@celeritous759]

@Alex does stuff lol😂😂😂 Just wait for the alien invasion!

[@celinakay4367]

I'm always impressed with his lyricism. Like his songs are genuinely good. And his flow in this is also really good. I love this.

[@tonycooper4437]

Idk, I prefer the Fox SZN nepo baby song

[@CLOWTISMS]

true

[@konradcyburt6854]

Why is no one talking about “A dad in the ballpark hitting balls with a bat,if you bully me you’re gonna brawl with a bat” It’s so damn good.

[@cadentan9083]

The ball hitting noise in that line is also really satisfying for some reason. The trickle down economics line also slaps.

[@PT-ge5pq]

my favourite part it slaps HARD

[@Hi-vp2bq]

Lmao I haven’t even noticed that

[@danielt4713]

He really rhymed bat with bat

[@AlashiaTuol]

"The money never stops but it's got a lot of commas" is so clever, too. (Periods are audiolinguistically called "stops" in terms of phrasing structure. He made a grammar pun).

[@kevindasupa873]

Danny: "My dad is straight evil, he's a mafia boss" FBI: *Interesting*

[@amazedpanda6815]

PERIODTTT

[@waningbloom]

"Strokes Evil Looking Beard"

[@albedox6428]

Very interesting

[@mrthediabitic449]

Very interesting

[@saulvishera892]

Ah yes Very interesting

[@ZanderDS]

They hate him 'cus his daddy is rich and he's like "god damn, leave me alone"

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Hotel Transylvania is different than I remember.

[@ahchuu5083]

"dont need a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad." i mean he's not wrong.

[@makkapakka9337]

are you stay ?

[@leohernandez4739]

Han Jisung Is My Life where da sugar daddies in da House?

[@ahchuu5083]

@@makkapakka9337 Idk am i...?

[@ingo6680]

“next day they both went missing” everyone: afraid to say anything

[@rogue5242]

I remember showing this to my dad and he said. “I actually hate that I find him funny.”

[@sk8terboi188]

The new Hotel Transylvania move looks lit

[@jacketmanisathing1030]

I’d literally pay money to listen to an extended version of this song

[@synkgd619]

Ik

[@synkgd619]

How dare this isn’t on your good song playlist

[@choerryerim]

Tbh id do almost anything

[@sock9107]

You and me both

[@lucassmith15]

1 thousandth like

[@janiep.6557]

This isn’t even a joke anymore. Straight bars 🔥

[@heshohesho1860]

Janie P. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@parsonsmarcus]

This is some whack ass convert to pdf to word without any software garbage. Unless you need to convert pdf to word without any software, then ​@@heshohesho1860 is your dude.

[@Catnipyy]

@@parsonsmarcus wh-

[@inlovewithnana]

BARS

[@parsonsmarcus]

@@Catnipyy hahahaha I was replying to hesho XD

[@Al-hc7vl]

there is not a single line in this that doesn't absolutely kill

[@Dellamore_]

At 0:46, doing that motion of hitting a baseball at the sound feels so incredibly satisfying, I don't know why

[@pencilbender]

"how he live for ever but don't show up for his kids, BUT ITS COOL" i'm dead

[@internalscreaming7566]

*...* *b u t i t ‘ s c o o l-*

[@doughnutgirl525]

you might be dead but vampire dad will never die

[@ursidae97]

"I get the money from the top BITCH call it trickle down economics"

[@ladynova5039]

@Pencilbender "I'm dead" So is the vampire dad

[@spooderlover3512]

Shouldn't have shit talked danny, now his vampire dad got you swimming with the fishes

[@cellostrings565]

Mansion owner: so why do you want to rent this mansion? Danny: so I can dance around a fountain and dress up like a vampire

[@oranplan1630]

"Shit man I'll give it to you for free then"

[@bagelbutplain]

“Uh, just *personal* uses”

[@moxygirlhey]

I do wonder whose house this is

[@Lucifersfursona]

Only valid answer for owning a mansion

[@g.k684]

“Would you like to keep the mansion while you’re at it.”

[@finalbossdoge3466]

"the money never stops but it's got alotta commas" HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO GOOD

[@andreacruxton3683]

"How he live forever but ain't got time for his kids" With how long he's been alive he probably can only spare so much attention for every individual descendant

[@Andrew-dx4ct]

Danny’s rapping as a joke is better than most KZbinrs’ actual rapping

[@tronalddumper]

130likes 0 comments xD yes, i dont like rap( only Em.) but thats some good sh!t right there.

[@levskills]

correct

[@zerodamnation055]

This is better than everyday bro but anything is better than that

[@ehhh888]

Even better than most rappers's actual rapping

[@tronalddumper]

@@zerodamnation055 ever saw "you know you lit" from Dobre Brothers? Now thats pain!

[@Jess-jt4zf]

"You will never have a rich dad... You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad!" Pure poetry! I love it!

[@shinymainespoon]

I hope Danny writes a book one day that's absolutely flooded with brilliance like this.

[@lils6407]

"I'm like a baby mouse" makes faces and tiny dance. Iconic.

[@amarabertelson9106]

“Me and dad hit the ballpark” love the twilight reference there 😂

[@olivercharles2930]

I am 99.9% sure that is not a reference. It is just a set up for the next two lines using the homonym 'bat'.

[@xxdarkknight420xx2]

danny: "only coming out at night" also danny: shows a shot of vampire basking in the sun

[@caidensheldon2922]

LMAO 😂

[@nandankulkarni2628]

The vampire is Australian

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Nandan Kulkarni makes sense

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

*sparkle sparkle*

[@nitzans]

I'm always blown away by how Danny's songs are not only consistently funny but actually really impressive lyrically. A truly great rap song that is also hilarious.

[@Maya-pk4mt]

Dude this chick is HERE now? I swear RITA get out of here

[@princessofstars666]

@@Maya-pk4mt what ??

[@Maya-pk4mt]

Finny Uppy Nevermind she deleted the comment. It was just some spam chick who comments on all of the KZbinrs I watch😂

[@princessofstars666]

@@Maya-pk4mt oooh okay I was so confused

[@xer7589]

Fr though it’s pretty crazy how good he is at this

[@amber6473]

unironically, danny looks really good here 0:12 and all the other parts with the same bg and outfit

[@anne-sofierytter1000]

“Who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad” I’m crying😂😂

[@vampiredad8729]

I'm so proud of you, my son.

[@ARIH1234]

Vampire Dad is this your house

[@vampiredad8729]

Ari Hernandez It’s our 3rd summer home.

[@ARIH1234]

Vampire Dad wow

[@maddycommieieieienananalo3453]

Gasp

[@kinlee2314]

Dang it you beat me to making the account

[@k97ie]

"you will never have a rich dad just a tiny baby bitch dad" is literary genius and i'm shook

[@maybeeliana2119]

i was looking for this comment cause THAT LINE SLAPPED

[@hmzzrg5045]

i didn't get the bar or you just fond the verse nice?

[@Valeriaa6240]

1:37 , Danny looking fine asf with the black turtle neck and gold chain

[@UncleBenton]

"The money never stops, but it's got a lot of commas" is fucking genius

[@olivercharles2930]

Same with "It ain't fall but he's raking up pesos"

[@trudyg6823]

The dislikes are the parents of the children that have gone missing after bullying Danny

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear trufy

[@potential_dog_eater]

Why are there so many bots here

[@noaweiss9092]

Yo that’s a lot of people

[@mk_valentine2007]

potential dog eater ikr but I’m reporting all of them

[@KatrinaBMoon]

MK _Valentine youtube be flooded!

[@olaguerrelewis]

“the money don’t stop but it got a lotta commas” okay that’s fire

[@kevynnf.6310]

wtf are those 2 other replies xd

[@KatrinaBMoon]

Kevin Figueroa bots

[@CodyMemer]

Timestamp?

[@DeepCyclone]

1:09

[@olaguerrelewis]

Cody Memer 1:10

[@averageratenjoyer007]

This song is unreasonably and annoyingly catchy and good

[@inspireyourself4158]

The lost in the sauce line wit the face he makes is immaculate

[@sophieunsolved]

The problem with Danny’s songs is that they’re really catchy, but I look literally insane singing about a vampire daddy out loud

[@negatvecreep]

What?? No u dont

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

I would always have Spooky Boy playing in my head and sometimes I'd rap it out loud and everyone hated me but it was worth it ; )

[@Trebinhas]

Very accurate lmao

[@4hilde]

that’s so true lmao

[@luzifersohn5010]

YEAH HAHA INSANE like normal rap. You better sing about rawdoging ones mum and shooten people, makes you look hella sane ^^

[@aoi-dorodere4594]

Draco Malfoy has been real quiet ever since this came out.

[@mariig2986]

OMMMGG LITERALLY THIS OS HIM AFER HE SAID “ mY FAthER wIll HEAr ABouT ThIS”

[@Slaggggggoorrrde]

This is VERY true

[@bruhmoment5823]

@@mariig2986 bruh which time

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

Especially the part where dad never has time for his kids. Lil Luci seems like the deadbeat distant type

[@TheOne_inYourWalls]

lmao

[@arsontime34]

It's funnier to imagine one of the batkids singing this about Bruce while Alfred's just in the back 💀💀

[@prokill3453]

Dannys kid in a few years:

[@lifeaintyahoo]

The fact that his parody songs are better that 90% of serious rap songs makes him elite. They are so catchy

[@-VoHungTam-CA]

And I think he wrote the lyrics and the beat himself too

[@orion2826]

POV: I'm a vampire boy that you always bully at school and you've been kidnapped by my rich vampire mafia boss dad.

[@sixlenses]

-gets out Tec-9-

[@gustankenneth6729]

Fbi open up

[@josephinesweet5506]

Serial killer vampire mafia boss Dad 👌😂

[@seauqis]

No u

[@spxcelyyt2014]

My dad:inserts vodka into you eyes 👀

[@LitterlyaRat]

Anyone listing to this in 1786

[@chaoticsquidintuos1337]

Friendship ended with Yummy, now My Dad Is Rich is my new bestfriend

[@dawnbray8325]

The “he’ll be coming for your neck” is the best foreshadowing ever

[@whytho8856]

ikr😂

[@daksharawal3906]

Why

[@dawnbray8325]

Daksha Rawal. Because he’s a vampire and coming for your neck is a saying and what vampires do

[@madabouthollyoaks411]

Dawn Bray that’s not foreshadowing though. It’s more of a double entendre cause he’s saying his dad is tough and could come for you ie beat you up or teach you a lesson AND vampires literally go for the neck.

[@dawnbray8325]

madabouthollyoaks411. But we weren’t suppose to know that he was a vampire yet, so it’s foreshadowing