Bad Boys On TikTok

[@fayil23]

Danny: bad boys Drew: good boys Kurtis: cowboys

[@lorewhore4195]

YEE YEE

[@krisdoesart9643]

Kurtis: hard boys

[@wolrm8742]

Fayul23 who is also a cowboy

[@maddygirl39]

Yyu

[@FanGirl-mb4om]

E-boys?

[@harrytomlinson5438]

" *his silly old ass fell into the fountain of youth* " I'm crying

[@aunnaw7134]

HARRY TOMLINSON your profile picture is just *chefs kiss*

[@izarozabala4603]

You profile pic and your name... I think we have the exact same taste lol

[@sukqbiov]

No one comments on “I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up” 😆

[@conronavirus2sneeze958]

HARRY TOMLINSON when

[@harrytomlinson5438]

@@conronavirus2sneeze958 watch the video and you'll see

[@evancraw6475]

Why is being a bad boy: -wearing a leather/dark jacket -swinging from side to side on your hips -covering your crotch like you're afraid someone's gonna kick it😕

[@coneofark]

Also constant lip licking and biting

[@esraadaoud4178]

The definition of tony lopez

[@bethizcool8203]

They probably have been kicked pretty hard by the girls they have flirted with

[@d0stoevsky_enjoyer]

@Midnxghts Poetry 👏

[@thetrashcontentytoldaccoun7900]

“Why is being a bad boy” Can you explain how that makes sense-

[@EbbermanEmily]

"Bad to the bone metaphorically and physically, I don't fuck with milk got that calcium deficiency" will forever remain iconic

[@EbbermanEmily]

Hall of Fame for Danny's lyrics alongside "you will never have a rich dad you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad" and honestly just all of spooky ho

[@tennesseewarminster8591]

Right?? I really love that line too, it's so clever and it rhymes perfectly

[@kenkaneki5779]

@@mihika2 his dad was too busy doing vampire things

[@lema1337]

reminds me of "bad to the fucking bone bitch i got scoliosis"

[@psilocylence]

The entirety of that verse ending with "It would take a month to read my medical history" is so f-ing funny I can't stop replaying it.

[@jamez2022]

"What's the opposite of swooning?" Recoiling in disgust.

[@rainbowcattail4282]

I did that a million times while watching this video

[@aligeer6218]

or cringing

[@karldoesstuffYT]

vomiting

[@thibomeurkens2296]

Yes that’s my new favorite word now

[@lailataluminousnight8064]

I couldn't even watch most of these, cave men dudes do bad cosplay

[@moncey1120]

"I've fallen for you and I can't get up" Fucking killed me

[@nithidesikan6458]

Well now u have fallen for death, and u def ain’t gettin back up

[@trashygamesyt]

Help I've fallen I can't get up

[@hi-there-]

I wanted to punch someone 😂

[@agentofchaos2901]

@@trashygamesyt I need @someone

[@yumsandwich]

@Lindsey Moran SHUT UP, GRANDMA

[@ghostyoshy]

You know why he's walking so slow because his bones are getting squishy

[@poosaidestroya69]

Nice profile pic leboski

[@mgiar958]

Where is the money Lebowski damnit

[@goodtea1236]

He should've filmed the tiktok earlier in the day, around lunch maybe...

[@halaldoritos]

ghostyoshi 2020 OMFG YESSSSS

[@kayleighdupont5060]

I got that reference 😂

[@bleronk6840]

crazy to watch this and see how much tiktok beauty standards have changed in just 3 years

[@addiction9169]

they change every 5 minutes

[@lemmon3]

You’ve heard “Panic at the Disco” but have you heard “Ass-whooping in the Parking Lot”

[@randomkword]

No I haven't what's there best song?

[@shannyy-]

No but i want to

[@ayyelmaoo7196]

@@randomkword their best song is darude sandstorm bro

[@K0rnphl3x]

AH HA HA HA AAAAAAAA HA HA HAAAAA AAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA OHHHHH HAHAHAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god oh god I need a minute WOOO that was.. that was really really funny oh god

[@yoyohayli]

Panic at the Disco because of the Ass-whooping in the Parking Lot afterward.

[@hannahkim6607]

“Is he an old man or a stressed teenager?” They’re the same thing.

[@lilj3045]

OOOOOOFFFF

[@fallenflame1940]

?

[@skandisjvel1147]

Adrian Bell ?

[@Virphus]

Yetus Fetus ?

[@carpetmunchiesss]

it's cody

[@revereshorse]

“I’ve Fallen For You And I Can’t Get Up” *Sounds like a fucking Hallmark movie*

[@luvclxud6622]

IKR

[@ahshitherewegoagain7461]

I want to watch that so badly...

[@p0cket4rt]

where a person somehow gets hurt and the other love interest is with the other person while they recover and fall in love because they “stayed by their sideee”

[@yelpforhelp]

FR THO 😭

[@penguinz3438]

@@p0cket4rt damn that sounds like a nice movie-

[@sinakhokonkemhlongo7635]

As a person living in a country with one of the highest rates of rape and GBV , this bad boy aggressive what what thing is really toxic and quite dangerous

[@jeanettelori1439]

gbv?

[@carterchaotic]

@@jeanettelori1439gender based violence.

[@trashotaku]

@@jeanettelori1439 gender-based violence

[@koy5902]

Over here it's just a dumb superficial label, it doesn't actually mean anything lol. GBV is a big fuckin issue tho, really fucked up stuff. I hope y'all are alright

[@Josh-rf9qy]

So from what I've found, being a bad boy means: • Leather Jacket • Shitty Haircuts • Can't be a doctor • Must walk like a penguin

[@first9974]

Dont forget them edgy ass songs

[@ewa1687]

- Attracted to souls

[@egzona5149]

-has to be a vampire

[@achro3378]

My Name Is Josh - Must bite lip - Must flick hair

[@roobusmcscroobus]

•Must have a song by Falling in Reverse playing at all times or else they melt

[@toaster5075]

"I've fallen for you, and I can't get up" *TAKE NOTES HOLLYWOOD*

[@suckondeeznutskaeya]

I low key kinda wanna watch this 😳

[@layna3192]

@@suckondeeznutskaeya sameeee

[@lucasjackson9577]

I lost my crap when I heard that

[@artzyperson2179]

I'd pay to see this

[@abadgamersperspective3111]

667th like. I saved you all

[@mysticskull6376]

You broke up with me because you thought I was a dweeb? * Switches clothes Well now I’m a nerd!

[@katedawnclark125]

I’m sorry but all I can hear is a high pitched “Level up!” When I read this 😂

[@hopefullywholesome1955]

Ahahahahaha! You have been mislead! I now look even worse!

[@재민-v2l]

Lol

[@Billi_crow]

I read this in Drew’s voice

[@willowvautin32]

PERFECT👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@MiAm0rie]

"you can catch these hands" *proceeds to put up the cutest and softest hands ive ever seen*

[@ZAYZAYGoree]

FR

[@safyakhan7857]

"His bones are fragile" **Flashback to guys my bones are getting squishy!"**

[@carter5874]

no Oh no..

[@pawtonz7458]

Omg Adam from that weird mermaid movie he talked about XD

[@godelemender8009]

No on ever answered my question WHO THE HELL GO’S TO THE BATHROOM THATS SUICIDE

[@리시나몬]

Also there’s no word for ugly

[@hotmoms8951]

only in the evening

[@pluutonius]

"if you push a girl, you can catch these hands by all means." *cuts to the softest hands I ever did see*

[@dannyishere4006]

I bet they would feel like marshmallows

[@Tw0Dots]

I would then proceed to thank Mr, Soft Hands for the massage

[@battalioncorpsewalker9082]

Kira:Now this is something I most certainly enjoy.

[@randomgaming5738]

@@dannyishere4006 looks liked a freshly cleaned newborn baby's hand

[@thunderouswanderer7753]

@@battalioncorpsewalker9082 oh no

[@EdenKorsia]

kurtis conner: hard boi danny gonzalez: bad boy billie eilish: bad guy drew gooden: guy

[@babyvia6712]

Eden Korsia kurtis Conner: country boi

[@hammerbro2005]

Eden Korsia I. Love. This.

[@carolinedoss3099]

Olivia Eyes yee yee

[@hellkitty98]

No kurtis is a country boi

[@catgirlyuri]

Olivia Eyes country boyyyyy i love uuuuu *blep* :P

[@RooiRokBokkie]

As someone with impaired hearing thank you for actually having transcribed subtitles instead of just leaving it up to automation like everyone else

[@justyvie6567]

Imagine your doctor just walks in & says, “Okay, *let me just record a TikTok before operating on you.”*

[@carmi7408]

better yet, *during* the operation

[@killear1]

I would sue

[@alannahcrook]

Doctor: puts on gloves Patient: Oh- you’re operating now? Shouldn’t I be put on anesthesia then- Doctor: oh, no no no no... this is for a tiktok. It’ll take a little while. Wait there while I spend 30 minutes on tiktok before *cutting you open and replacing your heart.”*

[@kpmiller9726]

**renegade intensifies**

[@CuteLilEldritch1010]

I’d operate on myself

[@Malonyx]

What's the opposite of swooning? Cringing. Definitely cringing.

[@margo-sophiehawkins978]

Retweet

[@ostk4yden456]

I thought it was gagging

[@sienar5133]

Malonyx that’s what I was gonna say 😂

[@Caboose86]

I literally scrolled down to the comments to see this as soon as he said that.

[@yassoap]

I thought it said crying

[@Jpik72]

"I've Fallen For You and Can't Get Up" genuinely needs to be a real movie

[@nisarojas2869]

17 again is kind of the same thing

[@emmagriffin0420]

WHERE IS IT

[@nisarojas2869]

Emma Claassen ^^

[@mohamed.b4015]

Jpik the protagonist falls down the stairs and he becomes handicapped, which explains the title of the movie

[@carolliinekiing]

i would watch

[@havoc9099]

Even after 3 yrs that calcium deficiency line is still the hardest line in song history

[@allieb3758]

milk make u TUFF.

[@jasmine-ge1jd]

Even after 4yrs that calcium deficiency line is still the hardest line in song history

[@alethea_ly_ha]

Even after 5 yrs, that calcium deficiency line is still the hardest line in song history.

[@itsFlycatcher]

There is something... truly exquisite in rhyming "sniper" with "diaper" AND "bagpiper".

[@ghostie7776]

.

[@clairefazel8470]

._.

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Indeed

[@tripleabatteries9460]

So true

[@vinegarboi2682]

I’m a sniper, in a diaper, right next to a bagpiper.

[@laraibaziz1978]

i love how they think that putting on a leather jacket and biting their lips makes them “a bad boy”

[@yaboichickenlegs2035]

laraib aziz it doesn’t?

[@me-qv2td]

nice icon

[@attalahlayali]

All it really does is give them cracked, dry lips, and sweat stains

[@laurelkennedy3344]

Loving your profile pic "i have a wig for everybody in the office" * dramaticaly turns

[@LilithRoseoftheValley]

The thumb over the bottom lip makes me cringe so hard I vibrate into the next floor.

[@cowboyjoshua1807]

the whole concept of bad boy is giving me 2012 Wattpad flashbacks

[@neegas3490]

Wattpad started it all 😨

[@abdeldjalilazri3246]

The fuck is a wattpad ?

[@lightbulb7267]

@@abdeldjalilazri3246 think bad fanfiction times 100

[@dillpckl]

@@abdeldjalilazri3246 A book reading app.

[@azazelop5223]

Abdeldjalil Azri don’t look it up.

[@CoolPaDuke]

The dude at 3:30 in the Hilfiger shirt and his finger in his nose changes from a nerd to a... well... a different nerd. "Oh, so you're with him now? Well guess what. Now I'm Orville Reddenbacher. So no more free popcorn for you!"

[@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

"This guy just barked" "Is he a good boy or a bad boy?"

[@pufferfish5065]

11:15

[@blazeroosterYT]

11:15

[@foopthehoop3103]

11:15

[@arukapuff]

11:15

[@sugarvenomohyeah]

11:15

[@spiffay7376]

I would honestly pay thousands of dollars to see “I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up”

[@hadriel2914]

Connor Woloshyn I'd go to the movies to watch it and I usually hate going there

[@meestorpheesh]

Yes

[@meestorpheesh]

This is amazing

[@blueberrysk1es]

Connor Woloshyn SAAAME 😂

[@maxkemp5285]

I would watch that entire movie without any snacks, drinks, or bathroom breaks

[@wheresmayaa]

“You dont have to be a boy to be a bad boy.” -Danny 2019

[@krissybee123]

D I V A to quote gus and eddy: boys support boys and anyone can be a boy

[@allahlovesyou4]

Yeah you can be a *"bad girl too"*

[@yourauntbernice1270]

@@allahlovesyou4 u can be a bad non binary too 😎🏳️‍⚧️

[@commenter8551]

I'm a bad agender.

[@Mr.CacaFace]

I absolutely love watching Danny's old videos

[@Belieber713]

me too im binging them all

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

I’m binging them this week lmao

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

Ikr

[@Eymologymentality]

"My bones are so fragile" You guys, his bones are getting squishy-

[@box_full_of_ink958]

yES

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

mmmmmmm bone jelly

[@sloneslone9153]

😂😂😂

[@marshmallow927]

@@IMPofTHEGASsTATION my favorite flavor of jelly is calcium

[@sloneslone9153]

Im guessing this is from the scales

[@strummernefferdorf1213]

He should start respecting his dad, I heard that he’s a vampire/gang leader...

[@hawksfriedchicken5703]

LMAOAIAIQOOQ

[@feraldaisy6518]

And you wouldn’t want to brawl with a bat would you, sounds dangerous

[@spiritcat101]

PICK UP THE PHONE BABY

[@milkbottle5755]

@@feraldaisy6518 way to fucking underrated comment, holy shit

[@razeaquarius2824]

Oh that's just ol' vampire dad being a serial killer hot guy

[@naota3k]

"What's the opposite of swooning?" The fight-or-flight response.

[@supersniffer9632]

Or the flight or flight response in Danny's case

[@jodie3950]

Is it bad that I swooned though? 😭

[@Tw0Dots]

@@jodie3950 Yes

[@carlgrimcs]

@@supersniffer9632 💀💀💀

[@GodzillasGhostGaming]

@@jodie3950 Definitely

[@JesterzKazoo]

Im glad Danny's videos exist, he makes me so happy, I've been losing my health over the past few years and it makes life hard, but Danny's humor and love makes it so much better to deal with, thank you Danny if you see this ❤

[@roguewave5187]

You know, there's an actual Greg out there who must be so tickled to be greeted in every single video by name

[@annemarie6043]

Hi! I’m Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife!

[@cordpiper7991]

@@annemarie6043 I see your a fellow android with taste

[@kira7485]

If I could I would change my name to Greg just so I could be talked to.

[@scarletsilver1026]

Excuse me, we're all actual Gregs. Our names were given to us by our smokin dad Danny when we were reborn by subscribing and turning on notifications.

[@emmawalton2849]

@@scarletsilver1026 Please never say the phrase "smokin dad Danny" ever again

[@raeburnoliver6334]

"I'm a bad boy. The only thing I care about is myself and respecting women... When it's convenient" and that's the goddamn tea my dudes

[@billiardface439]

That's called being a simp my man

[@hamiyahbrewer4875]

That’s called being a simp. Respect women just to respect them.

[@Archynan]

No actually he’s right. At least a simp tries all the time

[@ravenm4890]

Billy But Whole um well it’s was a quote form the video

[@nax8737]

Hamiyah Brewer can yall shut up with “ThAtS CaLlEd A SiMp My GuY” like no it’s not he doing right by respecting women also don’t pull out the “ItS a JoKe ChiLl”

[@daniellecollins8257]

"Ive fallen for you and i cant get up" i would watch that

[@Weeb_city_0990]

Who wouldn't?

[@kymekimu8119]

lol

[@mir7020]

the plot sounds like some wattpad story lmfao

[@afra4712]

Hello best fren

[@bris.7675]

Lel

[@goblin.2618]

This is genuinely one of my favorite videos. I constantly think of the whispering to lip sync thing, being scared of being seen filming this stuff, and also one of the greatest Danny songs of all time. Also the fucking thwomp kills me every single fucking time

[@GregOver]

My favorite part is when he says “ what’s up Greg “ cause I know he’s talking to me.

[@FaithFacts]

This deserves way more likes

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Greg Over he is talking to all of us

[@exosvocals2526]

lmao

[@honeybee1843]

@@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 smh you dont get the joke xD

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Drawing Girls i do, cuz his username is Greg, bu I was feeling cheesy 2day sooo ye

[@williehornung]

“Oh. You’re with him now....well look at this” (Next shot is me in the same clothes but now crying profusely)

[@elijahmcdonald3908]

I laughed so hard at this💀

[@steppin-razor]

LMAO underrated comment

[@alanamorgan5924]

500th likeeeeee

[@maxbell2643]

bro u good ya wanna talk ab it

[@send_help_to_tas2251]

that's kinda depressing It's okay, we'll get better. It was just another person, who you cared about but they left you. They're not important anymore in the grand scale of your life. Don't burden yourself by caring about them. Get good sleep, eat properly and shower regularly.

[@IamMissPronounced]

"What's the opposite of swooning?" Cringing Its called cringing

[@AR-ue8rx]

Thats what I literally thought!!

[@Poly_Bunny_A.M]

Gaging it’s called gaging

[@crematedfelony]

@@Poly_Bunny_A.M Actually, it's called gagging. (And cringing fits better imo)

[@crematedfelony]

@Lana Ray What word are you trying to correct to lmao? None of them are supposed.to mean that... but you tried? Karma I guess

[@Envy919]

I thought "swent"😂

[@kadeisstuck8802]

"bitch I don't know how to add" Danny kills me 💀 on God one of best bars besides "medical history" and "I don't respect my dad"

[@Nicky12376]

“Whats the opposite of swooning?” Gagging, Danny. I did it too, don’t worry.

[@acolonial5190]

We all did.

[@unstablemess5362]

@@acolonial5190 truu

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

I got literal goosebumps lmao

[@pantrovert-x8921]

I think it's cringing

[@anastasiasmyslova3917]

Mia_The_Otaku //Gacha// same 😋😋😋

[@toosigoosi]

this man rhymed "paw patrol" with "possible", Lyricist of the Decade

[@ZVELUVV]

On that Kanye shii

[@fallonvlogs1952]

Lyrical genius

[@6abe734]

Wow 3 replies and 2k likes

[@davidviau2522]

Exactly what I was gonna say lmfao

[@hopobilbow1551]

Is yes Am no other words need to be said 😎

[@sbj15]

If I don’t see Danny at billboard music awards, they can cancel it

[@bhumikasalhotra5081]

exactly lmao

[@samgouldthorpe5434]

You got 4 subs now

[@eden_roserawlinson402]

Yesss

[@MoolyChaos]

Make that 8.

[@sbj15]

Yeet, we should have a fandom name. What about The Fantastic 8?

[@WilliamPasta]

14:35 I once searched imp on google to try and find that exact imp picture. I found it and now I live a contented man.

[@katatonic3450]

Your ex: “Oh, so ur with that dude now?” You: “Uhhh yea?” Your ex: “Well look at this.” *gets uglier*

[@MegaBytes257]

"yeah, i was trying my hardest to look good for you, and now, i don't give a fuck.

[@jeronaradlien9817]

Check this out, I have a super power called UGLYITIS

[@alternativesalterxx]

@@MegaBytes257 Hell yeah

[@jenniferarbour8597]

@@jeronaradlien9817 amazing! I’d call it “Everyones different in a good way”

[@aizsniperi]

my ex is the ugliest person ik i don’t think they can get uglier but if they could i hope they will

[@heathc148]

My Uncle's a doctor and I can confirm that their scrubs and lab coats are fused to their skin with a welder

[@thatkidnameddee9774]

underrated comment!!

[@kryph1]

that kid named dee, no u

[@lri828]

Shitposting Kralie what...?

[@kryph1]

Random Ruffel, no u

[@jerrell1169]

Heath Craig It’s actually an incredibly painful experience, only second to when they kidnap you from your parents at the age of 6 to indoctrinate you into the doctor program know as “Med School”.

[@Maria-xu4vd]

“I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up” sounds like a hallmark movie

[@HippieChick_16]

This got me😂

[@soimasimpsowhat4396]

Lol I would watch that 😂

[@Lily-1175]

Lmaoooooo

[@lillypacanins59]

Literally omfgg😆😆

[@dennysdirtykitchencounter317]

I really would want to know what that commercial would look like I can't stand hallmark so I think it would be funny.

[@rock.arrrght]

“Tried to skateboard and broke all my bones!” sounds like they’re getting squishy

[@julienmason2769]

“Ive fallen for you and I can’t get up” earned a like outta me 😂

[@pog.fr0g637]

"But one day when his silly old ass tripped and fell into the fountain of youth"

[@Gimmie_my_legoz]

That one had me dead

[@asylnn]

Still waiting...

[@derekgil8427]

wow i can’t believe danny just released the album of the year

[@itsverah6868]

Derek Gil I can

[@tobykelly8171]

How can you not believe that?!?

[@charliewolf4411]

idk about that but it was pretty good

[@badarchive]

This comment is newer than mine and it has no likes

[@badarchive]

@I Need To Wait 90 Days Too Change My Name no the one i wrote on the comments not the replies reeeeeeeeeee

[@pinkpineapple787]

"I've fallen for you and can't get up". The most awaited film of Summer 2019

[@caliperez9559]

"I got up and won't fall down". The Sequel, coming in Fall 2020

[@arandomfandomgirl8187]

Indeed

[@charlixxxx]

This joke was a home run.

[@arandomfandomgirl8187]

I'm a cat! Fear me! Yeah like Endgame 😒

[@Vermin_Rat_Queen]

I'm a cat! Fear me! The old man dies, so does the dog, there’s a dog, you know what EVERYONE DIES

[@akechifangirl]

1:26 i was fixing my bed and got jumpscared by falling in reverse.. turned around so fast what

[@madig1461]

I can just imagine his wife trying to help him film his song and just dying laughing

[@jcwljs1246]

Yes

[@ethanhonaker5558]

Sure will be a "pickup" line

[@dhruvbharija172]

😂

[@MisterPoll]

Wait Danny has a wife???? I watched him on vine as a kid oh wow

[@Tw0Dots]

@@MisterPoll lol you’re quite late then. But yea he does, haha. Just now starting to watch him again? if so, niceeee

[@eliscoelho5494]

danny the boldest bad boy on youtube keeping copyrighted music in

[@krishsen6415]

U know it Ellis, he's a bad boy

[@lisacz9627]

He reviewed his legal options

[@dannihollingsworth7243]

He’ll talk to his lawyer

[@marywalton2075]

*Well, you don’t have to be a boy, to be a bad boy*

[@emmawood9146]

It's cuz he has sponsors and then he can pay for the copyright claims

[@Coolartist1110]

“I’ve Fallen for You and I Can’t Get Up” is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard

[@heatherbocks]

Coolartist1110 I laughed out loud. So good.

[@Cassiekillgannon]

That whole bit really got me lmao

[@csgaiao33]

I like how these guys think the only reason someone can dump them it's cause they're ugly. Not their personality or actions.

[@nonameless2]

"what is the opposite of swooning?" Cringing, Danny. And in extreme cases, death.

[@onyxth3ripper]

*casually cringes and dies*

[@kimhoile2933]

Or grimacing

[@dolphinman9896]

@@onyxth3ripper *dies of cringe*

[@SavannahR.]

*keels over*

[@djlunawolf5228]

@@dolphinman9896 dies ~cutely~

[@creamyhummus]

Danny: "What is the opposite of swooning?" Me: "Cringing. I don't blame you."

[@snakm]

Josiah Morgan HAHA

[@26Bibles]

Are you supposed to quote yourself

[@dontbeschy]

noows

[@adrianvaznaugh-sanchez2547]

gagging.

[@rowanfisher9451]

I was the 1k like

[@icie3830]

"You don't have to be a boy, to be a bad boy" -Danny G. 2019 My favorite quote so far......

[@mirjanaradovac304]

He said that as I read it😂

[@tessy2753]

Mine too😂

[@literallynothing1520]

Icie Inspiring, simply inspiring to all wamen.

[@icie3830]

woah the likes.....

[@jeffjones9934]

*women have entered the chat*

[@ElmiraVT]

Fun fact: Danny spanking himself is the most replayed part of the video, according to youtube.

[@BrotherlyBearsBackbone]

THE CAPTIONS CALLED THE GUYS WEIRD WALK "(alpha waddle)" LMAO

[@ScarlettJae]

I turned on the closed captions because of your comment and I can't stop laughing now!

[@annamurphy9183]

“ Danny is yet again shocked”

[@annamurphy9183]

“NUTCRACKER BOOOOIIII!!!’

[@superstellarhere]

Womp is ultimate alpha

[@lianair4383]

BRUHHHHHHH IKKK i just commented abt how much i love the caption creater😭😭

[@oliverrs_returnbox]

Imagine seeing a man in his mid 20’s jumping around, kicking walls, and eating stuff while filming… I would just... I don’t know...

[@ematheoneandonly8896]

Your username is great. Also Appa👌.

[@ShadyBun]

I agree with your username

[@brokenb0n35]

hekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@auliamate]

I would go mega Karen and ask to speak to his parents!

[@ItsMe-jd8ou]

@@auliamate u think he had a permit

[@Zane-pi1kn]

I really wasn’t expecting that epic bop at the end. Not disappointed.

[@whatwhat7798]

Zane Gelsinger it fuckin slappsss

[@boredkalian3456]

The song was dope af

[@imaplumbun]

I watch the Bad Boy video whenever I'm feeling sad, it makes me so happy. Danny's little shoulder dance, his tough man walk omg

[@killuasdiscardedyoyo2758]

Why do people think being a "bad boy" means, wearing a leather jacket??

[@asherschmidt9820]

Because skin is murder!!

[@missundies]

Annie Renner Oh come on, what does every bad boy in movies wear? A leather jacket.

[@lepokebloc4198]

Because ... leather has the same number of letters as bad boy. *it's not true. I'm lying* *i'm a bad boy*

[@WriterPlaysMTG]

Annie Renner because of the 80s

[@controversialCoven]

@@lepokebloc4198 leather has 6 letters and so does bad boys!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1! Pls don kill me

[@katiebohan698]

"If you push a girl...you can catch these hands" *Zooms in on kitten paws*

[@Khordnothere]

👍👌✌️

[@rennaa]

666 likes :)

[@Khordnothere]

@@rennaa 🎩

[@jhc2457]

I’m still waiting for “I’ve Fallen For You and I Can’t Get Up”

[@the_randoms7742]

Saturday nights at 8

[@vaibhavkrishan]

Keep waiting, the director has Alzheimer's.

[@nicodash3262]

If this idea would have been turned into Disney in 2000 I genuinely think Disney would have approved this idea lol

[@teefscrubz]

Who wants to watch it with me? XD

[@cringyasdemonetization2793]

XD

[@user-kw7mr6xt9n]

18:17 Everyone talking about the bad boy song, which is iconic, but I've also been laughing at the ending video from the ad read for the past 5 years.

[@dustmopthepig]

“What’s the opposite of swooning” Google says it’s loss of consciousness. You just fainted, Danny

[@pokaay3163]

Considering all the visual representation of swooning, wouldn’t that be a synonym

[@mariet4894]

I think swooning and fainting are similar the opposite would be cringing or quivering with scared repulsion!

[@spiritualdanger]

Honestly take my like this made my day

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

This line pops in my mind all the time.

[@global_warnings]

I think swooning is loss of consciousness. So what Danny did, is just woke up. Either way, still hilarious! 😂

[@aquaempoleon2238]

“Now I’m a vampire” I completely lost it

[@deldel5204]

Same

[@missgabriellatsim]

Can we just appreciate that he made a WHOLE music video for this vid

[@follower8815]

The song SLAPS

[@meawla.is.awesome69]

@@follower8815 IKR

[@majap.4191]

@Gabriella Tsimogiannis I love your pfp

[@Anton_Konstantynokowianeczka]

I mean he made many songs for many videos

[@alienatedlibrarian5017]

I always do. Have you heard My Dad Is Rich I listen to that song at least once a week.

[@iz_bizz2010]

the bad boy who walked like a penguin also did like a little head twitch at the end which made him look like one of the *fnaf animatronics.* "Are you a bad boy, or a bear animatronic that's possessed by the ghost of a 9 year old? 'Cause i *cant tell."*

[@magicminie]

if you wear a leather jacket, AUTOMATIC BAD BOY

[@happyizabella4227]

I swear someone should make one with just a piece of ham and then it turns into a sandwich and in the description “this took me 50 years to make this sandwich so you better like it” ya I got to deep into thought 😂

[@theweirdo2005]

I guess my friend Lexy is a bad boy bc she has a leather jacket

[@itschagie9377]

"Bulls*** You haven't heard of me" - Johnny cag- I mean -Scumbag Steve 2012

[@hannahjames6033]

I'm a bad boy

[@SCP-2295]

its true i own a leather jacket but i can't ever wear it because the second i put it on i have the overwhelming urge to abuse my girlfriend

[@jillallmendinger2547]

The irony of Danny telling some guy he looks like Justin from wizards of waverly place..

[@fucdearspy3451]

Jill Allmendinger OMFG LMFAO So true though!

[@lolasum_sumi_san]

OMFG XD HE GOTTA SEE THIS JAJJAJ

[@ryanator3394]

500th liker on this comment ym bored so i typed this :I

[@StephanieLorenG]

*self awareness has left the chat*

[@cas3927]

lolasum sumi-san I love your pfp

[@hallieanne6774]

"What's the opposite of swooning?" Gagging, I know because I did.

[@whitneymouse]

Raven Nightlord I thought maybe cringing lol

[@hallieanne6774]

@@whitneymouse I agree, but it was at a level of cringe that made me gag.

[@LenLenGoth]

Cringing too

[@bakasussy447]

9:00 That's like "nobody insults/hurts my siblings".

[@whalienpippa]

His cute lil *_"bye"_* at the end certifies him as the baddest boi out there

[@sophies794]

I watch his vids to the very end just to hear the "bie" cause its so adorable

[@clare-sv3do]

Pippa Nath lol 🤣

[@akp6172]

I saw your comment and waited for this "bye" untill after the ad. 😂 And Honestly I cant thank you enough. 😂😂😂😂

[@whalienpippa]

@@akp6172 totally worth it, ain't it?

[@akp6172]

@@whalienpippa totallyy

[@NanoCharat]

The opposite of swooning is the activation of the fight-or-flight response. Don't worry, I feel it too.

[@oonaverse]

Nano Charat you idiot it’s obviously called gninoows

[@oxiclean8536]

when the dude rolled his eyes back like that with the moan I reached for a cross in a miliseocnd and I listen to Zillakami XXX and other screamo demonic shit but like that isn't demonic it's just gross

[@bruh-kc2iz]

My goodness yes I think this video made me a lesbian

[@mimicatmoon]

Oxi Clean you mean the square-headed man?

[@emiliew5553]

Oxi Clean listening to “screamo demonic shit” doesn’t make you cool lmao

[@gordonramslay9955]

“She was just a highschooler, he was a wrinkly old man.” Looks like Dan Schneider made another movie....

[@prig1557]

I found the sauce

[@gordonramslay9955]

@@prig1557 Give it to me, I’ve been looking for years. I haven’t been able to sleep at nights since, I lay awake for hours thinking, grasping the air in a waked nightmare...... Where..... Where art thou lamb sauce....

[@prig1557]

@@gordonramslay9955 Never gonna give it.

[@gordonramslay9955]

@@prig1557 Are you never gonna let it down?

[@prig1557]

@@gordonramslay9955 Never gonna run around

[@raindrops2223]

fuck, you're genuinely funny. i normally don't laugh at the stuff i watch 10/10 this is great please never stop waddling around

[@cheyennenewman7805]

Every time Danny uploads a video, his hair gets taller

[@anthuwuny]

technically thats true

[@Yeahnicetrybuddy]

Why is that?

[@anthuwuny]

@@Yeahnicetrybuddy that how hair works...

[@icantbreathe2846]

I SCREAMED IN CLASS

[@titanicswimteamm5258]

They say it will never stop....

[@pedsterr43v]

Leaving the copyrighted music in makes Danny the baddest of the boys

[@seigeengine]

I mean, if he was pissy about it, he'd probably win if he took it to court.

[@maddiesullivan1017]

If they take it down he can just “review his legal options”

[@thegoblet151]

Danny just has ultimate control

[@DontAskWhy]

Someone should do a tiktok vid ugly shitty thing of Danny ... leaving copyrighted songs... in his videos............ What the hell did I just say?

[@idontevenlikepotatoesthatm5947]

You know what makes him an even badder boy? Reviewing his legal options. Ooooo wee!

[@noway4435]

Danny always looks like he has on the perfect shade of cherry lipgloss lol

[@aurora-yb6to]

Neo Lynn BROOOO ID PAY SM FOR LIPGLOSS LIKE THAT LOL

[@TheTowerwatcher]

makes ya wanna give him a smooch, right?

[@salfisher291]

@@TheTowerwatcher god no

[@nbslayr-xb6ub]

He doesn't wear lip gloss

[@carsonheschle642]

CombativeCoolman111 indeed; the lips of all Gregs are as shiny as his. It’s just one of our traits.

[@sluicegatifer]

I'm so glad I don't have to be a boy to be a bad boy. Thank you for this opportunity Danny.

[@Jokerasmaw]

I just love how aggressive Nickelback is, like he's amping himself up with every word "is that... YouR HanD... ON MY??? GIRLFRIEND???" What if he is genuinely curious, like he doesn't have any feeling in his limbs and he just has no idea.

[@StefanyDjuba]

"Hey is that your hand? Do you want it back or...?"

[@AshaSara]

Ikr Lmao

[@annapruitt5546]

Idk what my problem was I wasn’t paying attention I thought it was “is that your hand or my good/own hand?” omg I thought it was weird I couldn’t tell what exactly it was and my version seemed dumb until I read your comment and then I went back to listen again and then felt dumb hahahah

[@Jokerasmaw]

@@annapruitt5546 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tw0Dots]

@@annapruitt5546 IS THAT, YOUR HAND, OR MY, OWN HAND 💀

[@morgananderson2513]

The opposite of swooning: cringing You're welcome Danny

[@artilicious_life3479]

"The upper body version of a loin cloth" is quite possibly the best possible way to describe that haha

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

would that be a "torso cloth"?

[@greggmayles2733]

*b i b s*

[@theofrog3471]

It’s a bib

[@aninnovasionoccasion]

14:26 i love how he names demons, imps and souls before just saying "people" in replacement of girls/guys

[@emmasonny2771]

That calcium deficiency line is one of the funniest lyrics you’ve ever written

[@krisdoesart9643]

Danny's eyebrows always make him look concerned or confused

[@cori742]

I thought he was just always genuinely concerned and/or confused

[@caseybouquet]

Concerned AND confused

[@Roanoak]

nah he just a Bad Boy... who's concerned for your well being and confused if you're dating him or not.

[@lesbianspacecadet]

No, he’s just always confused or concerned... I mean he’s looking at TikToks... What would you expect?

[@savannah5756]

Have you seen Ethan Klein’s? Lol

[@giannaziegler6765]

" I've fallen for you and I can't get up. (Coming this summer) " Me: *preordering tickets*

[@mpumim652]

Wish it was a real movie

[@urmomdotcom4039]

Ikr honestly I would've watched that. Danny... do you do feature length films? Lmao he plays all the roles

[@insertagoodusernamehere4794]

I would pay to see that.... like for realllll

[@Lilachh]

As a childcare worker who teaches a lot of children with doctors/nurses as parents, doctors and nurses do basically only wear scrubs all the time. One of my kids dads said he wears them as house clothes lol

[@amarie1001]

“if you push a girl, i mean, you can catch these hands by all means.” *MY HEART*

[@feralscafe7435]

@Ava Bremmerkamp 10:00

[@kayvcx-ib2pe]

and if you push a boi, you can catch these hands too.

[@jayda3659]

@@kayvcx-ib2pe nah gonna just watch

[@im.from.southpark]

Me to my friend: push me push me Her:why Me: just do it

[@RescueGoat]

What's the opposite of the opposite of swooning? XD

[@whimbrella]

if i found out that my doctor made tiktoks i would sue

[@kikiqueenxx9788]

Same

[@Loveskelly-hr]

lol ikr I cringed so bad

[@enbyfabulosity2521]

Sadly, that wouldn’t go over well.

[@colinlothrop8341]

I think that’s the only appropriate thing to do in that situation.

[@poccripeardew4750]

I think that doctor did that at his house or something? Anyways, even if they don't, it isn't like he have work 24/7. These people have breaks just like everyone else. So what if they waste their break time on tick toks, they are not neglectful towards their patients. We don't even know what docotr the dude is. We assume he is an ER doctor but for all we know he could be a pediatrician or gynecologist, who work quite a bit less than an ER doctor. I don't think it is a good idea making tik toks because they are dumb, but at the same time you are acting as if the people are neglecting their work.

[@peblezQ]

I can't wait for Bad Boys™ to make TikToks with your Bad Boy song

[@willowthewhale5419]

How do you put that tm at the top

[@nevalyn]

LMAOOO

[@Gamer_King_-vo1gt]

That is 100% gonna happen lmao

[@poppyperidot94]

Lmao yes

[@saturnerens]

sad cuz its already started.

[@brockingandrolling9542]

Okay, I'm four years late, BUT this trend irritated me because FIR (the guy who wrote the "bad boy" song) was talking about how he felt unlovable. Not like a bad boy aesthetic, but literally feeling like a bad human and hurting those around him.