My Embarrassing Online Dating Story

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sWooZie

sWooZie

10 жыл бұрын

A pretty embarrassing story that I HOPE makes one or two of you smile since I'm putting myself out like this. Thanks for watching!
▼Watch more:
Girls, Games and Airplanes: • Girls, Games and Airpl...
My First Hickey: • My First Hickey 💋
All (mind blowing) art done on muro.deviantart.com
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Пікірлер: 10 000
@itsalexclark
@itsalexclark 10 жыл бұрын
Time to fess up... it was me.
@Expressivv
@Expressivv 10 жыл бұрын
your wrong it was mr chair
@awesomeness111111111
@awesomeness111111111 10 жыл бұрын
secretdude21 Do you even Alex Clark brah? I be watchin his 'bout a girl series errday! No seriously, Alex Clark, you,re awesome. I saw your workout video w/ the cheez-its. XD
@Expressivv
@Expressivv 10 жыл бұрын
I love to alex clark
@habibkhan-bd5ui
@habibkhan-bd5ui 10 жыл бұрын
3
@swoozie
@swoozie 10 жыл бұрын
I KNEW ITTTT!!! On the phone I was like 'this kinda sounds like if Alex Clark was a girl and had a British accent'
@CoryxKenshin
@CoryxKenshin 10 жыл бұрын
"I don't wish bad on people, but I castes a plague on you" LOL
@shaneroberts5262
@shaneroberts5262 10 жыл бұрын
Ay look its that dude I watch scream at demeneted telly tubbies aaaaay
@CoryxKenshin
@CoryxKenshin 10 жыл бұрын
Shane Roberts LOL ayeeeee
@BrockBreedingintheHoennRegion
@BrockBreedingintheHoennRegion 9 жыл бұрын
CoryxKenshin ayy lmao
@thegooglebell8159
@thegooglebell8159 9 жыл бұрын
OMG HAY CORY
@thegooglebell8159
@thegooglebell8159 9 жыл бұрын
Can u dance to theory of everything 2 or clubstep?
@ApexAhmad
@ApexAhmad 3 жыл бұрын
"I casted a plague on you" *6 years later: Corona Virus*
@xx_v4mpirism
@xx_v4mpirism 6 жыл бұрын
"Put down the phone Nev. P-put down the phone!" *bruhhhh i'm dead*
@crystalhoward4043
@crystalhoward4043 5 жыл бұрын
Anne Marie lolololololol
@dilophosaurusduck4715
@dilophosaurusduck4715 5 жыл бұрын
Anne Marie nine no nope get the he'll out of here
@lockedwrld9339
@lockedwrld9339 5 жыл бұрын
My name is nev-an
@ashleessingingsensations7294
@ashleessingingsensations7294 3 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@bali8068
@bali8068 8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who notices that in like every girl story he gets stood up?
@CVprincesse16
@CVprincesse16 8 жыл бұрын
so true
@stumacher1819
@stumacher1819 8 жыл бұрын
I did
@yuirick
@yuirick 8 жыл бұрын
The stories that end well aren't as fun to talk about, I'd suppose. :P
@Esther_8
@Esther_8 7 жыл бұрын
You're right :') Love your profile pic by the way ! :)
@charliepilime7714
@charliepilime7714 7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@clear9978
@clear9978 7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice the second email was superwoman (lily)
@izabelangelovaa6821
@izabelangelovaa6821 7 жыл бұрын
Yep I did
@richiesca11y3
@richiesca11y3 7 жыл бұрын
I did!!! #iiSwuperwomanii
@ordinaryotaku4365
@ordinaryotaku4365 7 жыл бұрын
Yep, i watched it when it came out xD
@socoldsmith
@socoldsmith 7 жыл бұрын
lol I didn't notice that thanks ..they should just date n get it on
@coolcool6676
@coolcool6676 7 жыл бұрын
it says thx 4 helping me with king bach i think
@tankdempsey7623
@tankdempsey7623 6 жыл бұрын
Do you think the reason she was always awake at 4:30 was because she lived in England?
@adamleicester9327
@adamleicester9327 5 жыл бұрын
Marty McFly tru. It be like 11:30 there
@stephanyewithay7927
@stephanyewithay7927 5 жыл бұрын
@@adamleicester9327 Yeah that's not late
@mmmgluten
@mmmgluten 5 жыл бұрын
yo that was exactly what i was thinking
@m1dee
@m1dee 5 жыл бұрын
MedicBagProductions then y wud she ask out a guy in Orlando
@kwedd8018
@kwedd8018 5 жыл бұрын
unconTROLLable HD lol watch the vid
@thesaintwebbed8393
@thesaintwebbed8393 4 жыл бұрын
She said she’s a girl G for guy I for in R for real L for life
@snowballthebunny1277
@snowballthebunny1277 4 жыл бұрын
AYEEEE THAT WAS CLEVER BRUH!
@thesaintwebbed8393
@thesaintwebbed8393 4 жыл бұрын
Snowball the bunny thank you
@csooov9354
@csooov9354 4 жыл бұрын
bruh 😂
@Kanji_is_a_kanii_fan
@Kanji_is_a_kanii_fan 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyy
@unkownboi67is_unavailable62
@unkownboi67is_unavailable62 4 жыл бұрын
Anf he took that L for Life
@TheThirdPew
@TheThirdPew 10 жыл бұрын
smh she was "too busy" for Colombian Burger... that's when you know, bro...
@Plushiesmuuush
@Plushiesmuuush 10 жыл бұрын
O.o weird finding you comment here 3rd pew... Hey Has this ever happen to you?
@Tibaes93
@Tibaes93 10 жыл бұрын
It's Colombian, Like the country... yeah.
@TurtlesandNewspapers
@TurtlesandNewspapers 10 жыл бұрын
c:
@fayeleer9868
@fayeleer9868 10 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here...
@fundragon298
@fundragon298 10 жыл бұрын
THIR D PEW EWEOLWNK
@thea1774
@thea1774 7 жыл бұрын
I. EXFOLIATED. FOR. THIS!!!
@mimora3791
@mimora3791 7 жыл бұрын
Gayle Dunn I LOVE YOUR PIC
@tylerharvey198
@tylerharvey198 7 жыл бұрын
Camila Morales s
@jeminiplante1112
@jeminiplante1112 7 жыл бұрын
Gayle Dunn lmao ikr ........ikr 😂😂😂😂
@dritabrown
@dritabrown 7 жыл бұрын
VIKTOR
@bossraidkd
@bossraidkd 6 жыл бұрын
jamless diamond ARMY!
@mitchiegotmovesy7635
@mitchiegotmovesy7635 5 жыл бұрын
"I EXFOHliated for this😡"
@DANIEL-hj5te
@DANIEL-hj5te 5 жыл бұрын
YOU GOT CATFISHED!!! I'm sorry dude that's gotta hurt 😬
@Historicutuber
@Historicutuber 3 жыл бұрын
It does hurt
@galacticcactus5530
@galacticcactus5530 7 жыл бұрын
I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.
@thefinalmineralive3233
@thefinalmineralive3233 7 жыл бұрын
That guy was from South Park episode make love not war
@annapellerin1941
@annapellerin1941 7 жыл бұрын
I got catfishes by this girl who liked the stories I write; she made up another person, would text me the same thing from her and the other dude, had him get cancer, amputation, etc., then told me in the same sentence ("I got the one picture of him from a FaceTime call, he sent me a picture of a guy who looks like him from google, I don't know what he looks like." Sad thing is my stupid ass fell for it
@theprince435
@theprince435 6 жыл бұрын
Ayuuk I can imagine that excuse "yeah um I died... But I'm alive again. It's ok baby I believe you" 😂😂
@cangrejopendejo4909
@cangrejopendejo4909 2 жыл бұрын
This guy I worked with told me that he got a voicemail from this girl who was saying she wanted to fk him, and when he had me listen to the message it was a guy doing a very bad impression of a girl.. He totally believed it was some girl that wanted to bang him despite the voice, and it being a private number.
@TylenOneal239
@TylenOneal239 Жыл бұрын
Just because I don’t have Skype doesn’t mean I’m any less of a real person 🙄 But if they’re giving multiple excuses cut that shit real quick
@NoiceRoice
@NoiceRoice 9 жыл бұрын
I had a date on club penguin once
@jedgazzard7668
@jedgazzard7668 9 жыл бұрын
No... Just....no
@sleeexs
@sleeexs 9 жыл бұрын
***** Been there done that
@urinaljoke
@urinaljoke 9 жыл бұрын
Now kids are dating on this game called AnimalJam...
@sanicandspooderman7520
@sanicandspooderman7520 9 жыл бұрын
I remember being 10 and playing on the 'old' before Disney owned it Club Penguin. I went back on and see these things called 'pookies,Mumus,dadas,and biggy'? What did miss?
@NoiceRoice
@NoiceRoice 9 жыл бұрын
aximenav omg I hate that game
@louisnewton4292
@louisnewton4292 4 жыл бұрын
"And this Tinashe girl? SHE DIDN'T HAVE...A BRITISH ACCENT...GAVNAH!" LMAO
@georgiecameron4869
@georgiecameron4869 5 жыл бұрын
“I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!” 😂😂
@WarfareHD1
@WarfareHD1 10 жыл бұрын
I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again
@jesbinj
@jesbinj 10 жыл бұрын
i would of been like. bitch u crazy
@laurananney6560
@laurananney6560 10 жыл бұрын
It doesn't really matter what it looks like. Seriously, I can't believe that you're mad about that. However, it was also wrong for her to trick you like that.
@jesbinj
@jesbinj 10 жыл бұрын
Laura Nanney it does, if an fat girl was like hold me. I literally can't do that. I go to the fukin gym, why can't she? If shes fat shes probably lazy. i'm lazy too but atleast i care about how i look.
@laurananney6560
@laurananney6560 10 жыл бұрын
Jyu Viole Grace Well jeez.
@Neithie
@Neithie 10 жыл бұрын
Jyu Viole Grace Damn, you're one hell of a catch.
@donutcubesyt1791
@donutcubesyt1791 6 жыл бұрын
You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"
@NN-vw6ni
@NN-vw6ni 6 жыл бұрын
2:33 5th Sense? Don’t we already have 5????
@vulcanmerit4055
@vulcanmerit4055 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@popfIavoured
@popfIavoured 5 жыл бұрын
@@deshawndonly9563 it was a joke
@RAMRODBOOZEHOUND
@RAMRODBOOZEHOUND 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@caliber9005
@caliber9005 5 жыл бұрын
r/woosh
@jackishere8139
@jackishere8139 5 жыл бұрын
r/whoooosh
@JamaicaRealLife
@JamaicaRealLife 5 жыл бұрын
0:47 "British Accent and Australian Accent are my Kryptonite" Same here Bro
@ulysses1271
@ulysses1271 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@SaintsLuvv
@SaintsLuvv 4 жыл бұрын
Fresh Tech Productions mine is a Swedish accent
@KRAWofficial
@KRAWofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Mine are Latino accents
@entruh4520
@entruh4520 4 жыл бұрын
@Redsybis nobody says that though
@entruh4520
@entruh4520 4 жыл бұрын
@Redsybis oh lol I guess I missed the joke
@MCGIZZLE1
@MCGIZZLE1 10 жыл бұрын
Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.
@Jaylink15
@Jaylink15 10 жыл бұрын
Lol! I was thinking the same thing!
@sh3lieMa3
@sh3lieMa3 10 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they were using whatsapp? According to the video that is. But if it was his phone, in agree with you! :/
@23madberty
@23madberty 10 жыл бұрын
Swoozie mentioned What'sApp so they I guess they used that.
@ktsmellz
@ktsmellz 10 жыл бұрын
molls ily
@dannymccaffs8483
@dannymccaffs8483 10 жыл бұрын
Thats why she only tested at 1 am she was in London at 1 am there is like 8am here we are 7 hours in front of Orlando
@CaptainBlackguard
@CaptainBlackguard 10 жыл бұрын
Shit... People can be so cruel. He EXFOLIATED for you girl!
@CaptainBlackguard
@CaptainBlackguard 9 жыл бұрын
Wow over 105 Likes! Thanks Guys!
@chester0104
@chester0104 3 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: “Girl with American accents can get it too, and by “it” I mean cuddles” Me: Not gonna lie, you got me in the first half.
@kikue5623
@kikue5623 6 жыл бұрын
BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧
@galactic_gameryt9429
@galactic_gameryt9429 6 жыл бұрын
Plot twist. She's a 12 year old girl so she cant leave the house
@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast 4 жыл бұрын
Galactic_Gamer YT FBI OPEN UP!
@sergejnikolic9240
@sergejnikolic9240 4 жыл бұрын
It was past her curfew.
@turnkidj.cclark9975
@turnkidj.cclark9975 7 жыл бұрын
this dude looks like the most buffest guy I watch on KZbin but he's like the one of the most educational youtuber
@Joseph-yp5zi
@Joseph-yp5zi 7 жыл бұрын
"Most buffest"
@ingers.4653
@ingers.4653 7 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Truong that's the educational level they're at no wonder this guy thinks he's educational
@pockystick8557
@pockystick8557 7 жыл бұрын
Guys, he's complimenting Swooz. It's not always the grammar that counts.
@mypotatoscreamed2551
@mypotatoscreamed2551 6 жыл бұрын
"The first email I see is from a person named Jada." Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear KZbinrs say my name xD I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂
@mypotatoscreamed2551
@mypotatoscreamed2551 6 жыл бұрын
:3
@LamarTheeDean
@LamarTheeDean 6 жыл бұрын
TINASHE😩😍
@true-dark-mind9681
@true-dark-mind9681 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Parissi lol
@MRJMXHD
@MRJMXHD 3 жыл бұрын
who is she?
@LamarTheeDean
@LamarTheeDean 3 жыл бұрын
MR. JMXHD Tinashe
@LamarTheeDean
@LamarTheeDean 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Parissi ok and she has more talent than your favorite mumble rapper.
@alicial.7583
@alicial.7583 10 жыл бұрын
Ugh...KZbin added an annoying sound every time you like a comment.
@Kevlariskey
@Kevlariskey 10 жыл бұрын
Airborne Really, let me test it out on yours!
@KidMetrics
@KidMetrics 10 жыл бұрын
almost had me. you're very clever.
@RachelStevens444
@RachelStevens444 10 жыл бұрын
you sly dog...i like you
@toughgodspell4073
@toughgodspell4073 10 жыл бұрын
nice try
@BallisticVelocityZ
@BallisticVelocityZ 10 жыл бұрын
Said a million people before you, yep you're unoriginal as fuck GO AWAY NOW, SHOOO BEGONE!
@MrTomservo85
@MrTomservo85 8 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.
@Rollicker
@Rollicker 8 жыл бұрын
+MrTomservo85 GF MATERIAL! Lmao no but thats crazy
@minecraftajgaming3592
@minecraftajgaming3592 8 жыл бұрын
My sis is name Jada but she is not a adult
@sydneyslaughter7163
@sydneyslaughter7163 4 жыл бұрын
I never give my number out to randoms because I did that ONCE and he called me every hour offering to take me to his church.
@Kuso319
@Kuso319 5 жыл бұрын
*I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!*
@ethannguyen3776
@ethannguyen3776 7 жыл бұрын
SwooZie you have 5 senses anyway...
@ArmednotTriggered
@ArmednotTriggered 7 жыл бұрын
That's the joke...
@princesstotouro2730
@princesstotouro2730 7 жыл бұрын
baaad make some better ones
@nahlanazrintn
@nahlanazrintn 7 жыл бұрын
View photoos of s*xу singles in yooour aareaaa => twitter.com/e9d8733db5b2aea5f/status/801992405775826944 MMMMy Еmbarrassing OOnline Dating Story
@cowboylikeabby
@cowboylikeabby 7 жыл бұрын
+princess totouro rude you couldn't do any better so shut up
@jovilincoln8825
@jovilincoln8825 7 жыл бұрын
... CAT FISH SON
@Callux
@Callux 10 жыл бұрын
you're a god
@barryrabbit635
@barryrabbit635 10 жыл бұрын
Callux! Ma man
@TheLoadedRevolvers
@TheLoadedRevolvers 10 жыл бұрын
Fancy finding you here.... ;)
@swoozie
@swoozie 10 жыл бұрын
*Jumping freeze frame high five!
@minimee610
@minimee610 10 жыл бұрын
All my favourite KZbinrs are here.
@GoodMomBeauty
@GoodMomBeauty 10 жыл бұрын
Vanish Fagstick I read your name as "Vagina Fagstick"..
@aidenacres8640
@aidenacres8640 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: sometimes I just get a fifth sense. Me: realizes we already have 5 senses.
@hello201014
@hello201014 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man
@ahjteam
@ahjteam 9 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight.
@loyalgametheorist6824
@loyalgametheorist6824 9 жыл бұрын
***** You made my day...
@TheWilly879
@TheWilly879 8 жыл бұрын
XD
@ff-pb8ui
@ff-pb8ui 8 жыл бұрын
YES
@GolemPlaysMCS
@GolemPlaysMCS 8 жыл бұрын
***** Totally
@stevie7407
@stevie7407 8 жыл бұрын
Twilight sucks
@lunaproductions13
@lunaproductions13 8 жыл бұрын
The first email for her said Eyes Nose Lips.... did anyone else have a slight Taeyang moment whilst reading that?
@Anvocnighma
@Anvocnighma 8 жыл бұрын
Yasssss! I actually started singing...ahem.
@yongqin6127
@yongqin6127 8 жыл бұрын
I started singing it!!!!
@tinetitan9037
@tinetitan9037 8 жыл бұрын
meeeee
@audrey5066
@audrey5066 8 жыл бұрын
yas
@Meelameels
@Meelameels 8 жыл бұрын
+Chloe Price sameee omg
@sishamani1354
@sishamani1354 5 жыл бұрын
when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️
@tortilla1998
@tortilla1998 4 жыл бұрын
Sishamani to be fair, he posted this in 2014 before she super duper blew up so i feel for him
@alextilson9741
@alextilson9741 3 жыл бұрын
"I casted a plague on you" 2020: bro, I think it worked...
@samanthays05200520
@samanthays05200520 8 жыл бұрын
I need one of those "six senses", man😂
@chiefmalkallam5674
@chiefmalkallam5674 8 жыл бұрын
It was his Fifth sense he said 😂😂
@zeed33r
@zeed33r 7 жыл бұрын
it was the olfaction
@mateomembrila7115
@mateomembrila7115 7 жыл бұрын
Was just about to say that
@mr.memesanddreams5870
@mr.memesanddreams5870 7 жыл бұрын
i have one
@jazz7791
@jazz7791 7 жыл бұрын
Mrs. 1D I have 69 senses
@charmaineespeut4627
@charmaineespeut4627 7 жыл бұрын
Your first mistake was not Skyping or video chatting with them. It's so easy not to be catfished now days
@zaimahalam7693
@zaimahalam7693 6 жыл бұрын
He said she didn't have Skype in the video....(at 2:53)
@rthanejehxbejws
@rthanejehxbejws 6 жыл бұрын
Zaimah Alam The usual Catfish story
@zaimahalam7693
@zaimahalam7693 6 жыл бұрын
Insert Clickbate Yep
@alexjv1370
@alexjv1370 5 жыл бұрын
You always gotfts snapchat and shit first
@daisythralow1192
@daisythralow1192 6 жыл бұрын
Poor Swoozie he gets stood up sooooo much! He’s such a nice guy like whyyyy
@goodbyeeveryone3850
@goodbyeeveryone3850 6 жыл бұрын
I remember that South Park episode
@StrangeKAWAIILover
@StrangeKAWAIILover 9 жыл бұрын
0:07 LILLY SINGH!? SUPERWOMAN!
@kaileyvecchia1574
@kaileyvecchia1574 9 жыл бұрын
its fake. get over it
@mangosmoothie5908
@mangosmoothie5908 9 жыл бұрын
KrayKray KK kraykray kk? more like the kkk racist
@kaileyvecchia1574
@kaileyvecchia1574 9 жыл бұрын
MANGOsmoothie um how is that rasist!!! I don't want to be rasist! 😢😢😢
@isabellagois2186
@isabellagois2186 9 жыл бұрын
KrayKray KK You're like, 12. Get off the internet.
@kaileyvecchia1574
@kaileyvecchia1574 9 жыл бұрын
Dee Rugs OK I will when aliens live on earth.
@DalekQueen
@DalekQueen 9 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice SUPERWOMEN was on his email list?!?! :O omg!!
@karensandoval3675
@karensandoval3675 9 жыл бұрын
***** yeah they are people even ship them i find it cute
@lechandragee6806
@lechandragee6806 9 жыл бұрын
Yes, I was about to comment that!!
@tarapatil908
@tarapatil908 9 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I scrolled down to the comments just to write that then i saw ur comment hehe :p
@patrickmcveigh8416
@patrickmcveigh8416 9 жыл бұрын
I ship it ☺️
@vareeshau2781
@vareeshau2781 9 жыл бұрын
I ship Lily with Connor Franta ;)
@lucazza3159
@lucazza3159 6 жыл бұрын
Watching you're old videos from when you lived in Orlando is cool because I get to know everything you're talking about even when you don't use real names.
@danellboy5757
@danellboy5757 2 жыл бұрын
Aw, my heart actually sunk for swoozie in this
@moisesduarte2926
@moisesduarte2926 7 жыл бұрын
i was looking at the thumbnail like "girl... that's tinashe... 🤔"
@oof444
@oof444 7 жыл бұрын
KeySin she's a musician
@shrinkhalabhandari5850
@shrinkhalabhandari5850 6 жыл бұрын
Moisés Duarte BAhahahaha saaameeee
@augustemukwanga775
@augustemukwanga775 6 жыл бұрын
Moisés Duarte nan it's Sasha Banks
@augustemukwanga775
@augustemukwanga775 6 жыл бұрын
oof NvM
@imanzein8837
@imanzein8837 6 жыл бұрын
Moisés Duarte SAMEEEEEEEEE
@willow8915
@willow8915 7 жыл бұрын
did you notice that he said he had a 5th sense did he mean 6th sense?
@willow8915
@willow8915 7 жыл бұрын
at 232
@izzyc324
@izzyc324 7 жыл бұрын
MissKitty101 ye I think so XD
@et1296
@et1296 7 жыл бұрын
MissKitty101 that's the joke
@cheeko4319
@cheeko4319 6 жыл бұрын
Smol Bean well actually maybe more cuz they're is like over 15 senses
@godspeedgideon9178
@godspeedgideon9178 6 жыл бұрын
He's making a funny... Either you think he's stupid or it's a joke? What seems more likely?
@PrederNationteam74
@PrederNationteam74 3 жыл бұрын
*Time to roll up on Swoozie videos, I watched this bro a long time ago. But now I'm gonna comment on his section*
@deathwish3729
@deathwish3729 6 жыл бұрын
Man UR videos ARE NEVER CLICKBAIT good job
@GreenGoblinHD
@GreenGoblinHD 10 жыл бұрын
you put so much effort into your videos, you're a beast.
@DaryusP
@DaryusP 10 жыл бұрын
NEVER EVER date online!
@curtiss6236
@curtiss6236 10 жыл бұрын
robbbyyy25 Same :D 2 years tho, very happy.
@JustCallMeShadow
@JustCallMeShadow 10 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, I agree with you.
@DaryusP
@DaryusP 10 жыл бұрын
robbbyyy25 8 years and she's still just your girlfriend?..
@robbbyyy25
@robbbyyy25 10 жыл бұрын
Daryus P. im not very privileged, meaning im broke...care to help? lol
@MrShadno
@MrShadno 10 жыл бұрын
i agree
@MrShowtym
@MrShowtym 5 жыл бұрын
SWOOOZE Love your Animated videos buddy i've just started making my own, YOU were my inspiration. thanks from South Africa.
@kingresh8433
@kingresh8433 6 жыл бұрын
2:33 SCARED ME SO MUCH I SCREAMED!
@jitney9234
@jitney9234 7 жыл бұрын
funny how on 0:07, the second person is lilly............... *cough* ship it *cough*
@kpoplover5815
@kpoplover5815 7 жыл бұрын
same
@memepds
@memepds 7 жыл бұрын
dude, don't ship actual people with each other, it's creepy and they aren't fictional characters, they have feelings
@whizdom4852
@whizdom4852 7 жыл бұрын
Well, Mod Melon, me and my friends ship each other and it's actually really fun to us. I understand where you're coming from, but some people find it hilarious.
@eggegg4968
@eggegg4968 7 жыл бұрын
most people don't tho
@marieschannel7748
@marieschannel7748 6 жыл бұрын
jitney lol
@Xolette
@Xolette 10 жыл бұрын
Great story, sWooZie! Now you need to find that singer and see if she's single! :)
@swoozie
@swoozie 10 жыл бұрын
Found her. Or at least i "think" its here lol jk
@Xolette
@Xolette 10 жыл бұрын
Well here's to hoping it works out! (Or not because your girl stories are hilarious!)
@KenshinXRikku
@KenshinXRikku 10 жыл бұрын
sWooZie ....Lol that...Oh my god dude I feel so sorry for you man, you deserve a hug. xD Let me fly down there on my magic carpet..give you some cookies and a damn hug. I know how that shit feels xD Aww you poor dude! I wanna hug ya!
@maily2195
@maily2195 10 жыл бұрын
You said you wanted to hug Adande like 3 times... XD I would too! ;3
@KenshinXRikku
@KenshinXRikku 10 жыл бұрын
Maily Nguyen DX Because he deserves it!! He deserves 100 hugs and 500 cookies o-o...
@lak1ss
@lak1ss 4 жыл бұрын
“And she didn’t have a British accent! Guvna!” 😂
@jade_needs_toast6329
@jade_needs_toast6329 5 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the best video I ever heard cause actually once he said "Jada" I was like that's my name!! It's so freaky 😂
@MoonLiteWolf
@MoonLiteWolf 10 жыл бұрын
So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P
@indiiemuze6156
@indiiemuze6156 10 жыл бұрын
TRUTH
@Romchy
@Romchy 10 жыл бұрын
Oxycominum sure, as it happens i stayed here for the allstar tournament of league of legends...where you wanna meet up?
@MichaelWarbux
@MichaelWarbux 10 жыл бұрын
Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!
@MissVintage2000
@MissVintage2000 6 жыл бұрын
The drawings are pure art
@meghanslates9413
@meghanslates9413 5 жыл бұрын
@sWooZie when I saw Tinashe was gonna be on the new season of DWTS , the only reason I had any idea of who she was, was due to your show. Many thanks.
@Pllutus
@Pllutus 7 жыл бұрын
lol I've been back in Canada for 4 months and I haven't changed my number from my USA number.
@sprayartist8459
@sprayartist8459 7 жыл бұрын
You aint hitting anyone up so theres no reason to change.
@henryhill6306
@henryhill6306 6 жыл бұрын
YoungPlutus S
@Wakeywakeycornflakey
@Wakeywakeycornflakey 10 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage KZbin videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"
@swoozie
@swoozie 10 жыл бұрын
I'm honored by such a comment. Thanks RS! I'll give ur future kids a shoutout lol
@IVORIANDOLL
@IVORIANDOLL 5 жыл бұрын
Love your videos 😂
@jeremynevilmusic
@jeremynevilmusic 6 жыл бұрын
Bro, you so real. I totally see me doin this wholeheartedly.. maybe I should make videos of stories too :P
@Debonair73
@Debonair73 10 жыл бұрын
Watch Swoozie meet Tinashe now. Cause that's how life goes when you're Swoozie.
@c3vzn
@c3vzn 9 жыл бұрын
I like how Tinashe is a pretty big deal now. She was relatively unknown when this video was made.
@koitheboiandred1708
@koitheboiandred1708 5 жыл бұрын
one thing i love about swoozie compared to a lot of other straight guys, is that he manages to stay extremely respectful, and doesn't degrade women. that's probably why he's getting all of these girls LOL
@geckoszn
@geckoszn 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, a swoozie art style I can copy
@ntaliamarie
@ntaliamarie 9 жыл бұрын
Now Swoozie, you should really get to know the real Tinashe because she is where it is at!
@shreya3799
@shreya3799 9 жыл бұрын
Hotter than Queen Bey. Now that's a compliment.
@chefkendranguyen
@chefkendranguyen 10 жыл бұрын
"Standing people up is what's hot in the streets right now?" digging that line. lol
@jadam581
@jadam581 6 жыл бұрын
This was too funny I love your videos also i am not this jada
@wildlight9111
@wildlight9111 4 жыл бұрын
You came along way from your animations... a LOOOOOONG WAY.
@Stealth
@Stealth 10 жыл бұрын
send the swoozie squad out first bro, we'll do a background check.
@ScottishTurkey538
@ScottishTurkey538 9 жыл бұрын
I hate when people say they love British accents. For example, some one from Swansea in Wales will sound nothing like some one form North London.
@Sixgunharlequin
@Sixgunharlequin 9 жыл бұрын
It's like saying you like American accents. You mean western - Hollywood accents, not american. But it's all related.
@hoodedss
@hoodedss 9 жыл бұрын
I only have a Australian accent, i really want the British accent though ;~;
@ScottishTurkey538
@ScottishTurkey538 9 жыл бұрын
KettiexD Did I offend you?
@KettiexD
@KettiexD 9 жыл бұрын
ScottishTurkey538 Nah, I'm agreeing with you
@ScottishTurkey538
@ScottishTurkey538 9 жыл бұрын
KettiexD Just delete your account. Just delete it.
@rnbiscuits
@rnbiscuits 2 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this now and I almost asked how the hell you did now know who Tinashe was! 😭
@nomorefood6742
@nomorefood6742 5 жыл бұрын
Only a few times I looked at his videos, now I think I'll become a subscriber
@TwpWebkinz
@TwpWebkinz 9 жыл бұрын
This is why you don't online date
@mrm64
@mrm64 9 жыл бұрын
Thaaaaank you.
@TammLoversYou
@TammLoversYou 9 жыл бұрын
I met my boyfriend online. We've been shacking up for five years now. Online dating isn't always a scam! Lol
@mrm64
@mrm64 9 жыл бұрын
Sammantha Taylor Hey, more power to ya :)
@g00pber64
@g00pber64 9 жыл бұрын
One person was online dating and when they met them the guy was 7!
@mrm64
@mrm64 9 жыл бұрын
Clockeh♥ HOLY MOLI.... ._.
@weinit3288
@weinit3288 8 жыл бұрын
already have 5 senses swoozie. Try the 6th sense.
@koopatroopa2346
@koopatroopa2346 8 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@soulaimab9871
@soulaimab9871 8 жыл бұрын
it's a joke .. I thought He was referencing mean girls Lol
@weinit3288
@weinit3288 8 жыл бұрын
soulaima ben khelifa oh... well now i feel stupid...
@BFP2021
@BFP2021 8 жыл бұрын
+Hayden Graves you guys realize straight dudes don't watch that movie right??
@mcguyman8088
@mcguyman8088 8 жыл бұрын
Technically, there are way more than five senses (the five you know are just the main five) I'm a nerd
@xenonhex6290
@xenonhex6290 5 жыл бұрын
Your animation has really improved
@cameronbetz7998
@cameronbetz7998 5 жыл бұрын
Your the best youtuber EVER!
@chibitaiga1820
@chibitaiga1820 8 жыл бұрын
lol who else thought their Skype went off? XD
@amy-zc8ni
@amy-zc8ni 8 жыл бұрын
Me xD
@honkfiend7981
@honkfiend7981 8 жыл бұрын
yeh
@crystallite4750
@crystallite4750 7 жыл бұрын
Meeee xD
@RazerBoy12
@RazerBoy12 7 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to see your Toradora profile pic
@Katie-pb1iq
@Katie-pb1iq 7 жыл бұрын
Me
@Nameless_mixes
@Nameless_mixes 6 жыл бұрын
Love the shoutout to my queen Lilly in the email list!
@soukapella6510
@soukapella6510 6 жыл бұрын
When you did a shout out 4 years ago and no one cared. Only to have people making the same comment years later having people notice it.
@MsKiddah
@MsKiddah 5 жыл бұрын
Look at her profile picture 😀
@mayjalook8652
@mayjalook8652 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this video at least 10 times and it took me the 11th time to finally look up what “exfoliated” meant
@dylanspiegelman4081
@dylanspiegelman4081 6 жыл бұрын
Boi we already have 5 senses lol great vid
@Nevi234
@Nevi234 10 жыл бұрын
If you ever meet someone online, /always/ ask them to skype, meet up, or send in a picture of them with a shoe on their head. It's the given rules of online dating, swooz.
@_mackenziedowling8040
@_mackenziedowling8040 10 жыл бұрын
I agree. Especially a pic with a shoe or something on your head cause they might have gotten a pic from the Internet. Smart thinking :)
@Chronochrome
@Chronochrome 10 жыл бұрын
Yup, visual confirmation of their existence early on is crucial to weeding out the catfishers. I met my current girlfriend online and made her send me a timestamp of a custom message written on her hand in order to prove she was real. Happens too often to assume the best, better safe than sorry.
@orphan1995
@orphan1995 10 жыл бұрын
Or tell them to send a video saying your name!
@talitime3813
@talitime3813 10 жыл бұрын
Someone used my aunt's profile pictures to catfish people. My aunt is born just.... Hot. (I didn't get any if her looks. Why genes, why) So she made a fake account with a hot dude on it and catfished the lady that is using her pictures. They went on a "date" and the person had the nerve to show up. My aunt got all up in her face, it was great. It was mean, but great. XD
@dcdrizzz3041
@dcdrizzz3041 10 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have seen that lol. I would have recorded it and everything lol
@MariaAguileraJG
@MariaAguileraJG 10 жыл бұрын
Now this should be on actual show Catfish!
@tonytracks7766
@tonytracks7766 2 жыл бұрын
Swoozie teaching me real life lessons🤲🏽
@gekido_san
@gekido_san 5 жыл бұрын
At least toy took the risk and thats a lot bruh. Respect! Also i noticed Lilly Singh in your emails 😂
@sima4162
@sima4162 10 жыл бұрын
I almost had a similar experience to you. I met a really cute girl online and we hit it off almost immediately. We were both HUGE nerds who were terrible at flirting. After about a week of talking online and texting, we decided to go see a movie together. I got there about 15 minutes early and waited for her. I ended up waiting 20 minutes after the movie started and she still hadn't shown up. I was both fuming and heartbroken at the same time. Then when I got home, I came into my room, ready to text her an angry rant, when I realized that I had forgotten my phone, it had been on my dresser the whole time and she had left me at least a dozen apology texts saying that the person who was supposed to take her to the movies didn't show. We ended up rescheduling for the following weekend. I've now been dating her for over a year.
@FriendlyFire2830
@FriendlyFire2830 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Swoozie, this is Nev from MTV's Catfish. You have a minute?
@yesikanarvaez5027
@yesikanarvaez5027 6 жыл бұрын
Oh sWOOzy I'm so sorry that happened
@Bobo-zt7hh
@Bobo-zt7hh 5 жыл бұрын
I am so addicted to These vids
@andrewbishay657
@andrewbishay657 8 жыл бұрын
2:39 Uhh.. U have 5 senses
@ryannutbeast3427
@ryannutbeast3427 8 жыл бұрын
So do I! Pretty neat, huh? Lol
@dokuujin1851
@dokuujin1851 8 жыл бұрын
I'm certain he said 5 on purpose. xD
@harrylee1223
@harrylee1223 7 жыл бұрын
not hellen keller
@otakugamer6657
@otakugamer6657 7 жыл бұрын
We actually have like 21 senses... Just saying. (> _
@etunimi4206
@etunimi4206 7 жыл бұрын
Otaku Gamer I think that is the correct amount. But they are not like spidey sense or what ever. They are common senses.
@MrRapolas
@MrRapolas 10 жыл бұрын
Hey guys! If You get a new request on facebook from a girl or a guy that You don't just double check with google :) what You do is open google images then open that new person picture click once, do not let go, and drag onto google images (the place where You would write somethin). It should convert that picture into a link (random letter/number) and google would give You all of the info that is connected to the foto :) It helped me so It will help You! :)
@idkmynameSWAG
@idkmynameSWAG 10 жыл бұрын
OMG! IS IT ACTUALLY YOU!? OMG you watch swoozie videos too? I'm gonna die right now. I love you haha. You're one of my favorite youtubers. And watching swoozie just makes you even more perf 😍😍
@MrRapolas
@MrRapolas 10 жыл бұрын
p.s. just created a video ^^ if someone did not understand it I made visual :o
@thierryvt
@thierryvt 10 жыл бұрын
OR you right click the image (in chrome at least) and select "search google for this image".
@GentleHeart001
@GentleHeart001 10 жыл бұрын
That really good to know. I didn't know you could do that.
@yolickerss
@yolickerss 10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah they would.
@abigailfuentes7673
@abigailfuentes7673 6 жыл бұрын
My Chromebook has buffering problems so when sWooZie took that long pause, I legit thought my Chromebook was buffering right there. XD
@stormichigura
@stormichigura 4 жыл бұрын
In starting to feel old. Id been a fan 3 years before this video came out, doesn't feel like it's been this long.
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