DISASTER DATE

[@alexalbu3461]

-She thinks you maaad cute... *Pulls out the mirror* -Yeee?

[@winnikayon1973]

-yeeee

[@user-mj2es5ey6v]

😂😂😂😂 yeeeee

[@isabellalopez5047]

Alex Albu yesss

[@eposimi7541]

Alex Albu lolll

[@jelenad.9227]

Yeeee😋

[@EngineMusic]

swoozie: have any of you been on a disaster date? me: i havent even been on an actual date...

[@vizthex]

same

[@AFreshBot]

Welcome to the club

[@ink200mm]

EngineMusic you can find love

[@ink200mm]

Mustachegamer you not old enough to be able to go the club

[@EngineMusic]

I have 4chan on my side

[@makotoakiyama6765]

i love how you imitate her voice.

[@adriannaavancena3302]

She sound like someone chokin her

[@johnbarrientosiii6586]

Makoto Akiyama I’m just laying here in the bed🥴

[@elianadobbs7603]

Makoto Akiyama YOURE TAKING ME OUT ON VALENTINES DAY

[@leandrathompson3093]

You got f**k up 😈🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@raptionman]

1,000th like

[@adarkwinter7092]

“YOU’LL BRING ME A ROSE!” “Ok....” “A RED ONE!” “Alright alright, I’ll bring you a rose!” “IT BETTER BE RED.....” 😂 😂

[@windexdisinfectant523]

i like swoozie but i started watching edster because swoozie doesmt post enoigh kzbin.info/www/bejne/gGWuqauLeN1snbc

[@_benn]

Windex Disinfectant stop please

[@averyjohnson7600]

that red rose was a red FLAGGG

[@guncactus]

Lol

[@maplelu9514]

Windex Disinfectant 1k likeS 😂

[@jae9938]

Girl: It better be red... Swoozie: *brings pink rose* Girl: *pterodactyl noises*

[@1642-y4k]

Plz Don't Hurt ARMYYY

[@jae9938]

Daria BTS ARMY Yay

[@yatogod5824]

hahahhahahahahahaahahaahahhhahahahahahahahah

[@salimabdirahman2418]

Jurastic world 😂😂😂😂

[@bestytchannelnoquestion605]

Girl: *pulls out knife* Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@fleurhz]

okay but wHY is no one talking about how Alex was acting?? YEEEEE LMAO

[@alenae9408]

YEEEEE

[@RohitAgarwal97]

ikr!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just came from his old video in which he acts like a small kid. he is soooo funny! 😂

[@outtayamind1803]

I may be wrong but is that Jungkook as your picture? I can't see clearly.

[@elliet1535]

i think it is lol

[@naghamfawaz1125]

OK its confirmed us K-pop fans have taken over the world

[@AlexWassabiVlogs]

YEEE! 😏

[@jakestank3681]

+Curtis Lake you should start talking when you have 5 mil subs

[@nikkideson6732]

alex !!!

[@angelinavelez7633]

YEEE!

[@naserjwz]

yee?

[@parxii5588]

YEEEEE!

[@ricardobaconboi2219]

"I showed her sum of yo illinet pictures" "MY ILLINET PICTURES" "YEE" BRO I WAS DONE

[@1fiddysquiddy386]

reggiN

[@BeamMeUpScottieV1]

shut up

[@Sprinkles_444]

I was resurrected after I died the first time hearing that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@megasquirtle2778]

omg i died when alex and sWozzie were talking yee😂😂😂

[@therandommileahfactorylewi3203]

In the name of YEE!

[@Klav17]

Juice boootyy yeeee?

[@bigsteppa9311]

MEGAsquirtle27 yee😁😁

[@snailenthusiast4915]

Yee?

[@recondite7]

MEGAsquirtle27 I still need those illinet pics tho

[@YMDgento]

She just went 0-100 real quick 😂😭💀

[@raids2766]

What it dew gento

[@goose9751]

Bruh I just watched your latest video lol

[@MrDojofighter]

stfu

[@mrcooterman]

Eyyyy what it dew Gento

[@kingdarius8119]

gento

[@cvanims]

"A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she's equally hot." -Barney Stinson

[@Belinged]

Ha

[@triple.ay.9405]

lol

[@lolawilson2231]

+AwesomeSauceMc 😂

[@briannavarrete49]

He didn't followed that rule in Gone Girl

[@leviuzumaki3903]

THE HOT CRAZY SCALE

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

“THEY’RE DOING THIS BCUS WE’RE UHH BLACK!” 😂

[@Asura13362]

Lemme guess, ur white

[@xxxmaysilssss690]

@@Asura13362 they’re just quoting the video?

[@draxs3572]

BUH-LAKK*

[@Riarouge]

@@Asura13362 they’re literally joking-

[@owarida3679]

Don't you hate when people use their color to victimize

[@aevlin1233]

I'm crying at Alex Wassabi😂😂😂😂

[@nadiadiaz4642]

Aevlin 123 Same

[@Star-vh4cs]

Aevlin 123 yeee yeeee

[@iiholographic_galaxy6407]

I LV ALEX!!!!!!! :D

[@shoutsouttostevehumanyt7998]

Yeeeeeee? XD

[@kianapender5681]

ikr

[@itsalexclark]

Wow. Cray.

[@pineapplealien7828]

senpai?

[@jeezdude7483]

broooooooooo

[@swoozie]

This lifestyle chose me

[@JinxCat33]

+sWooZie oml :O

[@yostaasimi8104]

+sWooZie YEEEEEEE

[@DameFuegoAmor]

Wait she doesn't look bad but she might still be crazy especially after the light ice comment, 😂😂

[@keirinsnow8978]

DameFuegoAmor I. Liked your comment after she just said that lmao

[@PoopeecacaValerota]

Army 😍

[@ericawalker7695]

@@PoopeecacaValerota I'm ARMY to

[@nom5133]

I’m late but ARMYYYYY

[@demiwolfy9617]

DameFuegoAmor omg I was just on that part when I read dis...oh crap...

[@domgeek5632]

I loved how the entire opening was live action and Swoozie dubbed the lines and it's just pure gold. A real treasure

[@mischa1748]

Girl: It better be red Me: (Dying of laughter)

[@versatileduplicity9313]

Tomico Studios, her: "it better be red !!!" Me: "the fuck bitch ?!!! We ain't meeting up till you fix up your fuckin attitude !!! Damn bitch !"

[@magicjackson4324]

I showed her your Illernet Pictures . As Thug as It gets

[@lamenorcitah]

FELLOW MOONWALKERR

[@isabellalopez5047]

Magic Jackson FR

[@assholechronicles3775]

666 likes welcome

[@jones7628]

Michael Jackson:)

[@anthonybrown8463]

Oml magic Jackson 😚😚😚😚

[@chloehalls1893]

alex and swoozie conversation made me laugh yeeee😂😎

[@vizthex]

Agreed

[@vivianacovers7849]

Chloe Halls same 😂😂

[@oonasleep1673]

Yeeee

[@gooslinggoose1655]

Chloe Halls me too

[@ahmedabogn9134]

Chloe Halls same 🤣😂😂

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I’ve worked in food for a few years and every time someone asked for “light ice” I would snicker because I’d think of Swoozie ❤️❤️

[@funkychick4lyf]

😂😭😂😩😂 ahaha that voice switch up "it better be red" 😩😩😩😩

[@LastStruggle6983]

Ikr

[@flatmarssociety2298]

xdabellx 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PenguinNinja45]

4:11 Her name is Ingrid?? lol

[@stewartfamily5222]

YEAH! I didn't notice until you said so Lol

[@kookiemonster6035]

Omg I notice that too xD

[@Thek0easy]

Lol good catch. Hate to be the one to say this but......this is the moment Swoozie knew he fucked up.

[@awesomenabilah1224]

lool. I had to rewind that clip around 5 times to make sure that I heard it correctly 😅

[@itseva9441]

well damn😂

[@itsadollslife1055]

" your thinking of plus size! Rachael! SHES LIKE JABBA THE HUT! FAT! " Lmao😂😂😂😂

[@christianawright4435]

It's A Dolls Life XD

[@Star-vh4cs]

It's A Dolls Life and stinky

[@sticks6225]

T H I C C

[@stonefree0]

*AND YOUR BRINGING ME A ROSE* *A RED ONE* *it better be red...* 1:24

[@AGJ117]

*YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT ON VALENTINE'S DAY* *AND YOU'RE BRINGING ME A ROSE. A RED ONE.* *IT'D BETTER BE RED*

[@fir-endflames]

*OR ILL MAKE IT RED WITH YOUR BLOOD*

[@mrriskskins5684]

Blue W I was the 100th like on your comment

[@AGJ117]

Mr riskskin yay

[@Stifftoenail]

Blue W *-BLUE-* *RED*

[@taylorschott8910]

Blue W that voice was hella deep.

[@witherdbonnie1488]

Girl, YOUR TAKING ME OUT ON VALENTINE'S DAY sWooZie, oh.....oh.....ok Girl,AND YOUR BRINGING ME A ROSE sWooZie,ok Girl,A RED ONE sWooZie,Alright.......Alright i'll bring you a rose Girl,IT BETTER BE RED

[@parmdulay445]

Witherd bonnie I

[@fiyafornia]

Witherd bonnie :

[@notblathers]

Witherd bonnie ok so as I started to read this this part started to play

[@zawx8258]

Witherd bonnie *I T B E T T E R B E R E D*

[@zook1451]

Witherd bonnie I

[@lexuanjularooartsy1323]

Yeeee??? YEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[@Silverdiamond22]

Lexuanjularoo Artsy *YEEE*

[@Alex26108]

Yeeeeee

[@issthesis9865]

“Lord what did I do to deserve this?” “They’re doing it because we’re black!”got me dead💀😹

[@jari1835]

Girl: BRING ME A ROSE A RED ONE....IT BETTER BE RED! Me:......O-ok then......

[@aartasian8852]

Well maybe not a red rose.... but something else that's long and has a red tip..

[@KC-kb4pz]

...like the blood of my enemies....

[@playb0yfartyy]

Hello fellow gacha! Have a cookie 🍪 oh yah, you to non gachas! 🍪

[@lui8553]

Gacha._. Pastelii 😱 she a blood 🅱️ 😂

[@avalasialove]

Mafu Chan Yeah, that’s already a bad sign.

[@gwagwa5142]

IT BETTER BE RED!😈😈😈😈

[@jcadet36]

"Ilernet picture"😂😂😂

[@izabelangelovaa6821]

Yeeeee 😂😎

[@TheLoredOfBored]

+Izzy MSP Yeeeee!

[@gammabutalphaversion]

+TheLoredOfBored that's how I say it now. Yeeee!

[@noodlesuzuki5513]

+Izzy MSP yeeeee

[@TrangNguyen-rs2qh]

I have illnet pictures thay amazaing cause thay my illnet pictures

[@dylanw890]

I want to live vicariously through SWooZie. Dude has an interesting life 😂

[@tamnhutran3091]

I died on YEEEEEE?! Yeeee.

[@izabelangelovaa6821]

Yeeee?? 😎

[@tamnhutran3091]

+Izzy MSP Yee

[@KryptidShadow]

thats what me and my friends say XD

[@destinyhenry4323]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[@laylamonae1382]

Ikr

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

i love how he got so into the story to where he actually dropped her name mid video *ingrid?*

[@alwaysonyx]

I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else noticed!

[@addictedtoprocrastination9986]

JoshisJoshisJosh I read this just as he said it. I’ve watched this many times and I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before.

[@vyastrebova3447]

there

[@meganrozga7421]

I was going to say that

[@__L__837]

JoshisJoshisJosh time stamp:

[@BlankBlanks]

The guys talking on their phones was too damn funny

[@swoozie]

Very glad u liked it that part- we were cracking up way too much literally at EVERY take!

[@_noname_6034]

+sWooZie Yeee?

[@dailydoseofrandom148]

+sWooZie YEE!

[@Kevinosembo]

+sWooZie can you upload a behind the scenes of this video? Pretty please?

[@samanthag4358]

+sWooZie you need to start a vlog channel 😫❤️

[@kevinlucas9905]

"Especially after that light ice comment" pretty much the thoughts of anyone that's worked at a restaurant.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

I'd just ask for no ice

[@izzy1221]

Yeeeeeeeeee? YEEEEEEEEEE!

[@ajaj5195]

I was about to comment that😂😂

[@ballislife2351]

+Tiffany Solano same😂

[@codycat6]

😂😂😂

[@deathss8472]

XD

[@jaylin3482]

ikr😂😂😂😂😂

[@kuriouskrabby2697]

"There Is This RATCH Named Rachel" XD Got Me Dead

[@elenahampton7640]

Omg I died when she was like, " java the hut fat" 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂sorry for my spelling that just what I heard

[@honey3280]

it's ok ! it was actually jabba the hutt fat XD but I don't blame you at all! still similar :D

[@RichViewsOnly]

YEE

[@matthewpolanco5657]

Elena Hampton yep........ that’s what she said

[@vtazeios843]

Jabba the hutt

[@vtazeios843]

Jabba the Hutt

[@xogbob2722]

3:34 Jubba The Hutt Joke got me so bad and Laughed so Hard😂🤣😂🤣

[@ThePalastineGirl]

"Have u ever been on a disaster date?" Me: no cuz I never have gone on a date 😭😭

[@julianna8151]

well maybe it's cuz you're a baby

[@crystelwolf9367]

same

[@Batman-xf3bq]

You spelled Palestine wrong

[@redgreatspot7471]

yea cause no1 perfect and excuse me I going to drink 1 gallon of bleach

[@crystelwolf9367]

jesse fernandez XD

[@NukeSaturn_]

every comment is like "ALEX WASSABI SHBSGSYSGDVSGSB" end my suffering

[@carter_oleksiw_volleyball]

Squee Squee iii

[@Dastorm78]

Spoiler Alert there was no second date They went and got married straight afterwards

[@sheldonthecobra4828]

Dastorm Ye?

[@Dastorm78]

Ashley Marty Ye

[@sarahmoore3823]

lol

[@ink200mm]

Dastorm shut up

[@Dastorm78]

Why are you replying to a comment that was posted 4 months ago?

[@Aliwewl]

Holy shot i just realized that this is the same lady from this is for Rachel 3:05

[@Raikaska]

You put so much effort into these videos. You are the best!

[@zennmysticoz4464]

true

[@thekittengamer180]

Yee

[@johndeacon7731]

Hahaha yee

[@watchspotting]

Yeee?

[@blxoom]

Yeeee

[@hrtsforzi]

Why are her edges like that🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂

[@tatertotter808]

Lloyd maybe you should eat your cereal

[@zionredd]

I'm Zion too

[@callmeruin7896]

Idk

[@annafauver5621]

I'm crying at Alex wassibe 😂🤣😄😂😂😂😂😚

[@jadahalsey3579]

Alex is AWESOME!!!

[@camillecohee8759]

Anna Fauver same

[@towettshiow9862]

Wachubby!!!

[@banini393]

"It better be red.."

[@rowdy8488]

I read this right when it played in the video 😂

[@banini393]

That Random Fan LOL

[@Camburgerrr]

GREEL!!!!!! MHHHHHHH

[@Aaxoz]

She sounded like the villain from Inspector Gadget.

[@thesupersonicstig]

+Aaxoz Dr. Claw?

[@slilverwhitewinterroses5211]

When she slammed the table and it startled me so bad I almost choked on my taco bell.

[@B.a.n.s.h.e.e-x2m]

3:28 is my favorite part. I can't get over it, I just really love how he says it.

[@arowland0629]

0:37 Alex's face lol

[@alexander1989x]

Went full Derp

[@ddb3934]

Bro I'm cringing so hard

[@michaelhernandez5624]

😂 I started laughing 😂

[@gabbym9673]

Alex in the beginning 😂

[@dropzded]

HAHAHAHAHA ALEX LIP SINKING FUNNIEST THING EVER LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@Themo2005]

Gray_Fullbuster 123 weeb

[@andrewmb89]

syncing*

[@hy0uma610]

The Bantman shut the fuck up

[@liviasjdks9388]

Gray_Fullbuster 123 ikr 😂

[@victoriapeck5575]

Gray_Fullbuster 123 I saw that and starting cracking up

[@itz_ashoomoo6949]

When she said "RATCH RACHEL" I thought, "RATCHET RACHEL ALL UP IN HERE!!"

[@jaeda8139]

His vids get a little more scandalous every time😘😋

[@Nai-kg8qs]

Ik I love his stories

[@layasf5468]

OoOoOoOoOh SCANDALOUS

[@andresbravo9717]

+Frank Underwood true

[@diazluisdiaz]

True that

[@alexbusch9456]

OMG UR PROFILE PIC, USERNAME, AND U LIKE SWOOZIE OMG UR LIKE ME!!

[@rukiagirl666]

I don't have any crazy date stories because i never been on a date before

[@tyowens7481]

Same

[@mrfoxman4802]

same

[@frankiebigrings7048]

+Lance Brush yeeee

[@youtube420addicted]

same

[@kalaway1293]

Same

[@StephanieAjibola]

Just date Lilly Singh

[@faiqquraishy9896]

Shfacts

[@RachelSteinsvik]

truee

[@sarahward7051]

I ship it

[@Famebirdgaming]

🖕🏽

[@chelsamend]

+Sarah Ward tey ffdghhggfffssaaadhyklo lo ytfrffdew1 es w4tr GT te de descended WTA área asadas AWrA B. d

[@aellisrn4923]

2:45 best part

[@imamistake7284]

the voice over killed me XD

[@awakenedmemories9]

Same

[@india4241]

Same 😂

[@kleighchan4806]

Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaydengadsden8844]

ye

[@guts7099]

Swoozie! You're great bro! I watched all your videos~ you're an awesome youtuber!

[@mandyseockyoung]

Wonwoo doe XDD

[@guts7099]

lolol hi y'all ^ i'm a wonwoo trash x3 and a kpop trash in general haha

[@thanaa2551]

♡

[@slave1532]

Yep same XDDDDD

[@christinec.2370]

Oh Yeee ? YEEE ! 😂

[@ashleeearl0712]

The waiter's look on his face at 4:02 is too dang funny! 😂😂😂😂

[@GENET1CIST]

I’m guessing there wasn’t a second date...

[@anawegner9572]

True dat

[@twilit_sheik7390]

He literally says that at the end

[@ddynamite]

Twilit_Sheik r/whooooosh

[@ammhinton84]

"Ye?" "Ye."

[@naman7797]

Star Rock II

[@kait_1117]

I like how alex is william now XD

[@shadowsport2849]

William is ma middle name,Yee!

[@melidzaacosta3709]

XD

[@whynotmaany8650]

Looked for this comment😭😂

[@lydiax2178]

Love the fact Alex is in this

[@sagemurthy3005]

0:55-0:57 DOMICS REFERENCE???? (lol I be youtube animation trash)

[@austinkue2457]

Sage Murthy Domics was inspired by sWooZiE

[@skepre]

Stun eeefgretehgfgffsggfbg br efr th FDA h he GHGT rygfefddeerdffddefddddfdddsswswqrain. RAIN RRFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[@elliesr77]

"she is sexier than a mug" i mean mugs are sexy in general

[@savannahcanfield7134]

Clorox Bleach he said pug

[@willjacketz]

KittenLady I don't know if you're joking, but he said mug.

[@hi-hi6bd]

Clorox Bleach it's something that thugs say like mug=homeie/sexy

[@azuretimingg6608]

what the fuck? you're everywhere?

[@juggjr.4930]

Clorox Bleach I swear I see you in every comment section

[@SweetxCandyyy]

0:36 *crossed eyes* YEE

[@rubyoise796]

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

[@nickd.9955]

YEE? YEE!

[@dontwatchthat869]

hahahaha😂😂😂

[@Hydons]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@moonvesta979]

is that you

[@annettevega283]

Ingrid?...more like Angried! Ok that was bad ;-;...

[@amayafavela1335]

Me:it better be red Bf:🌹⚘🌷

[@shreeyastache]

Amaya Favela How’d you do that little person? :o

[@aamakeupandmore2780]

Amaya Favela yeah but I'm single because I'm 7 😕😕😕

[@angelsindisguise]

ten *~*

[@ceo-of-misamo]

Me: it better be red. GF: *blue orchids* Me: fuck you

[@ceo-of-misamo]

@@aamakeupandmore2780 You're 7? Wowah You sound older then your actual age Impressive

[@ScottCyclops]

Swoozie is becoming Ted Mosby.So much dates and experiences then tell his kids i mean us about how he will meet his wife.That guy was Barney.Awww yeee?

[@tonkales9224]

I love 'How I Met Your Mother'

[@marjonakhalimova7371]

You know what would be awesome, if we get introduced to someone like Barny😂

[@sexymm3379]

+percy lol IKR

[@MelinasArcadeGaming]

Lmao!! It does seem that way.

[@babythegamer6463]

+AttackPrincess and FangGirl same

[@cyndankit4989]

4:19 THATS BECAUSE THEY ORDERD SOMETHING thAT DID NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO COOK

[@user-fp3gv9yk3f]

@Channel D.I.Y maybe there appointment was first but they was late

[@user-fp3gv9yk3f]

@Channel D.I.Y why y'all always lit everything on race? Maybe grow up some and racism wouldn't be a thing

[@yesseniasantiago5298]

cyndankit r/woooosh

[@carlosestevis2260]

I love your shows even though I'm going through a rough time they make my day

[@paprikahoney]

is it me or has swoozie buffed up?

[@layasf5468]

Jason derulo in the making

[@Tallahassee21]

swoozes been swoll for a good 2 mins

[@Ohlookitsajosh]

Its cuz fousey is lowkey slidin into lily's dm's

[@chelsead2924]

+Josh lmao!!!

[@chrischeng5123]

Kinda curious if the girls he talks about in his vids find his KZbin channel. Cause obviously he famous.

[@nandhannatarajan2127]

lol that would be so awkward

[@mZStarCraft]

+1 for your profile picture, TLA is the best show eva!!~~ :D

[@infinityfreehugs]

Thats what I always think!

[@joel7342]

Come on aang

[@MasterlessVagrant]

Avatar aang, you should be powerful enough to figure out the answer.

[@tacticalphantom313]

alex wasabi was friends with every youtuber?

[@aamakeupandmore2780]

Dragon GAMER76 both idk ༼(∩ ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡ ͡°)༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ

[@CJ-bb3yv]

Yeeeeee

[@jaygong4146]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)︻̷┻̿═━一- P - R - O - B - A - B - L - Y

[@trinitysqueen975]

IKR

[@richardmigliorisi4981]

She is literally describing Rachel from the TikTok voicemail 😂😂

[@ueku]

*"YOU TAKING ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY."* "Okay?" *"AND YOU GIVING ME A ROSE."* "Okay?'' *"IT HAS TO BE RED. RED.*

[@loveline2100]

I swear I thought she would say the rose wasn't red enough 😂

[@lizbethcarrillo5078]

Same😂😂😂

[@k606nighty6]

ikr

[@drdonday7997]

YE?

[@movedaccount5458]

ok...?

[@jazzlz3390]

Cupcatworld Aj

[@kayleemoss9299]

Went on a date with this guy once, and he was so rude to the waiter and saying because the waiter was Mexican he should jump through hoops for us. I got up and walked out after handing the waiter a $100 tip.

[@vocalcalibration8033]

... whoa...good on you.... good on you...

[@HizJohnnyShinning]

good job

[@luigipineda3090]

You are such a good person, poor waiter was probably tryin to make money for his family

[@edef1244]

I think no one believes you because they think you're talking about swoozie aha Well I am pretty sure she means just some random guy

[@gen-zhippie2203]

$100? Really?

[@mrgato5438]

Good start to a swoozie marathon the night before exams😂

[@happybee5720]

"I'm just laying here on the bed😏😏😊" swoozie what the flipping hell sounds cute to you?!😂😂😂😂❤

[@maryboo527]

How come every girl you meet is psychotic lmao I'm here for you swoozie 😂

[@bippitybopittyboo9700]

it might be him

[@maryboo527]

+bippity bopittyboo Lmaooo yeah cuz we only hear his side of the story 😂

[@QuibbleTrouble]

+Jimmy Mars They're often a bit exaggerated, as evidenced by some people that know Swoozie telling the same stories but with small differences. But they're also grounded in reality, which makes them fun to watch.

[@Lexxulv]

Imagine that your the girl and you find this video lol

[@SimonClute]

LOL not lol

[@avggaming9270]

lmao girl be like ☺😐😑😕😣😠

[@99JuStFoRfUn99]

No. Close your eyes and imagine that you're the girl and find this video

[@rachelali7617]

Well the girl is named Ingrid SOOO once she hears her name 😬😬😬

[@月-q7b]

lmao

[@idkkk1862]

😂😂 the way he said Jabba the Hutt

[@donnycannady2737]

2:42 I died.

[@LetsSaboogi]

I was in tears😂😂😂

[@MichaelHesterII1356]

Donny Cannady, me too

[@anthonybarnes2955]

Me to

[@anthonybarnes2955]

MadiZONE 562 that not a time in the video

[@sock9107]

Yo holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, pimp

[@densfancyvlogs369]

ALEX WASSABI 😍

[@stanbrooof467]

Den’s World VLOGS LOL!!!!

[@kingswish2363]

It better be red Gives her a blue rose

[@xoJaee]

damn....that savagery 💀

[@cincoflare]

Gangsta shit right there

[@dontwatchthat869]

thug life

[@no-sp6cv]

that is the most rebel thing i heard all year, i need new friends

[@theaznfrizz]

#teammystic

[@sydneythornton8808]

Swoozie: have you ever had a disaster date? Me: I've never been on a date

[@lampim82]

4:12 excuse me waiter, come here, comehere comeere 😭😂😂😂 :EDIT thanks for the likes

[@dejah3222]

Lampi M oml as soon as i read that it came on

[@sock9107]

C’mere

[@sd0wi100]

Lampi M what like?

[@lampim82]

Deja Holt #unexpected

[@n00rj4h4n]

Those illernet pictures...

[@dollarstorebarrontrump1141]

noorjahan haque It’s pronounced Ill-a-net.

[@Choppercity843]

GamerBoyHHQ 2000 it dosent matter how its pronounced lol just watch the vid and shut up lol

[@reececarlile1782]

2:43 Lol hahahahah 😂😅🤣

[@cinnybass7234]

*wait, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, holla, hol-la, pimp* lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Redtortise-vf9xu]

Carlile 25 H O L A

[@TheLiteralMoonIGuess]

H O. L A. H O L A H O L A P

[@yxrealty2604]

HAHAH

[@youmeandfriends89]

LOL 😂

[@eisahkhan9062]

Cmere cmere cmere CMERE!!!!!

[@youngblacklife9419]

😭😭😭

[@gameboy7664]

The intro had me dying yee

[@cherryblxssonxx8283]

Gameboy yrbehusuwhehheheheuehji3i3i2i2iu3uu4t4the hehehehehehehehhehdhhehdhhdh ejehejehhhehehehehehe eheu

[@sock9107]

YEE

[@RedAnsel]

YOUR ILLANET PICTURES?!?

[@datelbunboi2233]

ye?

[@RedAnsel]

+Taco Time Ye!

[@GDVince]

YEE !

[@jamalthelord1238]

+GD Vince yee

[@Stock.50]

Yee

[@radioactivegum2298]

3:11 This is awkward for me....

[@x.rachelkay.x2527]

Rachel Hollars Same😂😂😭👋🏻

[@onyxmendenhall3824]

Rachel Hollars Damn

[@rachelmbokane5789]

Rachel Hollars for me too 😂

[@Midni_Dia]

Rachel Hollars same that's my middle name. JABBA DA JUST LMAO

[@ARTICTOPA5]

Rachel Hollars oh i feel so bad 😟 😟😟😟

[@amariboxill9033]

That intro was the inspo for Luis from Ant-Man lmao

[@julian354]

The skit in the beginning had me on the floor

[@coffin_raider4333]

Yaaaaas!! I'm dead!!

[@dylanstoll1004]

Oh yee? Yee!

[@sarahferguson75]

+Dylan Stoll yeeee my ninja

[@iThiink]

yee

[@mhelm0225]

ILLENIT

[@Jsak28]

Makin it wayne

[@gachakween536]

Jack Sakran

[@TheSupart91]

They're out 😥

[@adaml1463]

anyone else get an ant man luis momment here?