Confessing my Embarrassing L's

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[@user-sh9mn]

Why aren't the comments talking about how sick that shading on the sonic was? He went off on that drawing

[@zfacersane272]

ikr 😂

[@n0obism258]

second

[@lolguyFRL]

timestamp?

[@jadersmall8055]

Its 0:34

[@AlvinPlayswastaken]

Like bruh

[@pcssfc]

“Hey man I got to go, Obama needs me” “Understandable”

[@Lfpd-wj2zf]

😂

[@JasOli11]

Seriously, anyone who wouldn’t understand is a problem to me.

[@bjrottinghaus6033]

😂

[@daddy543]

Have a great day everybody lmk if my KZbin sniping channel is trash or not 🚨💕would mean a lot 💯

[@therueben]

@@daddy543 imagine being a bot

[@senbrandybuck4492]

Nobody’s talking about the absolute GEM that is “I’ve been through a lot of character development!” cuz that hit me HAAAARDDD.

[@mjlk0]

Went through as much as sakura she went from simpin to pimpin

[@267cal]

But dang he really forgot the meeting

[@krypix]

That exact line came up as soon as i read the comment lol

[@findinghonour2020]

Truly😂😂🎉

[@coco222embrace3]

"Todd, Todd, Todd; No Todd, No Todd, No Todd". 🤣🤣🤣, too funny!!! Much respect and love King Swoozie 💖💖💖

[@WreathStorm]

That part got me too. He's brave. I would've pulled over immediately lol.

[@bjrottinghaus6033]

I love how swoozie just casually talks about interviewing the president of the United States.

[@user-eu4bq8wn8w]

“ look at the shading”😂😂 Mans really went off on that sonic drawing

[@sirdoxxthethird]

2:36

[@Spheriment]

😂😂

[@kc.21k]

W pin

[@unmilkedpotato5006]

Wait isn't that sanic

[@kc.21k]

One day I will get pinned or hearted

[@alexterria4331]

I LOVE THE FROG STORY thanks for keeping it real with us and making us feel less bad about our Ls because we all human and we’re just trying our best out here

[@Recii]

11:31 sWooZ: Todd, please stay over there- Todd: And I took that personally

[@bygoneb0i751]

The fact that he got sad because 1 person didn’t want a picture, kinda shows that he actually cares about ALL of his fans

[@Nikitinale]

Lol, he wasn't sad for his fan, his ego was bruised. Understandably though

[@dj29hawkings76]

The guy who didn’t want a picture is the guy who took a massive L not swooz

[@michagabo8819]

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now" Tuesday, 20 March 2012 The Book of Truth

[@SnowFoxParty]

Or he just likes the attention lol. But not gonna lie I wouldn't mind a photo with Swoozie

[@Eddy-xc4ni]

@@Nikitinale ya when people be constantly asking you for pics and stuff it's gotta be really strange when the one person doesn't Maybe it's a good way to keep a lasting impression I mean that guy clearly gets thought about often lol

[@ComicalRealm]

"It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how you can get hit and keep moving forward" - Rocky Balboa

[@AmericanReptile.]

Adriannnnnnn

[@ssf42069]

“Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!” -Rocky Balboa

[@wPorpeta]

“You fight great, but I’m a great fighter”

[@shitass1394]

fax

[@DeadeyeToya]

No you mean Michael jackson

[@magnificentaa5164]

this man will never run out of stories

[@NeroMai]

I haven't laugh cried in a while until now. The whole frog segment needs it's own epilogue! Where was the carcass? 😭

[@TrenBlack]

We've all done the classic follow, send message, get ignored, unfollow, unsend message combo

[@sirdoxxthethird]

Ja

[@mrwrldwide6351]

Not you trying to relate for clout🤣🤣💪🏿bozo

[@SuaveSkii]

@@mrwrldwide6351 Ur mad weird

[@cj.59]

@@mrwrldwide6351 bro stfu you weird asf for saying “not you” 😂

[@cj.59]

@@SuaveSkii Bro Rs 😂😂

[@SneakerTalk]

DAMNNNNN HOW YOU FUMBLE NIKE LIKE THAT MAN 😭😭😭😭😭

[@sirdoxxthethird]

A

[@name-cn4wv]

He fumbled Leo and obama and Nike within the same decade

[@faizahmohammedaruwa]

@@name-cn4wv I would personally never be able to recover from an L like that 😂

[@swoozie]

I ask myself this regularly

[@isaclauvland6209]

You know what isn’t an L tho?? My mans @sWooZie over here!!

[@DashieCoos]

My gosh, the frog story had me dying especially the "Tood, todd, todd, no todd, no todd"

[@M0n4rchh]

Swoozies stories are low-key really satisfying you can listen to em again and again.

[@stephena.smithburner133]

Getting reject from Cal Arts makes sense they only have about a 25% acceptance rate. Getting rejected from Ringling where they have a 65% acceptance rate had to have hurt though.

[@UnknownCartoonEditor]

L.

[@malikmuhammad9085]

*_L indeed my friend, L indeed_*

[@jj2059]

That’s still a low acceptance rate

[@swoozie]

I literally didn’t have a plan C so I was just looking around wondering about the meaning of life

[@Rhekon]

@@swoozie dang man glad things worked out

[@eidechsearts]

Todd 🐸: "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

[@countryman5218]

FAM I am LITERALLY DYING....

[@alexterria4331]

BRUH 🤣🤣

[@ITSBDJGO]

😂😂😂😂😂 are u fr

[@slicczotic4877]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@crushedflora2696]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1tsjustjess]

I'm actually crying from the last story, that was hilarious 😂

[@teacupcarson4603]

Swoozie: "And, I see a frog on my dashboard. " Me: 🎵 "Jeremiah was a bullfrog, a very good firend of mine. 🎵

[@Ben-ul8pr]

I’ve related to Swoozie on a whole new level after that frog story

[@top3hourmusic]

That happened to me but with a spider...scariest shit of my life!

[@Nennacoolcat]

That happened to me with a bee. Thank god my friend was in the car so I wasn't the only one screaming & looking weird. At least people in the other cars were laughing --- I definitely was not

[@shanebowen5267]

One time I was outside my house in a towel and a frog was there and we made eye contact.......he starting hopping towards me and I was just running backwards and my towel was so close to falling off....thankfully he never touched me cuz I swerved and went in the house...no I'm not scared...just don't like em

[@mattfigueroa8761]

“The difference between a master and a novice is the master has failed more times than the novice has tried”

[@martinkane4769]

Korosensei 😢

[@chilleeri7506]

Korosensei, a man of culture i c

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest KZbinr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear matt

[@kanyesworkoutplan2518]

Steelers

[@daddy543]

Have a great day everybody lmk if my KZbin sniping channel is trash or not 🚨💕would mean a lot 💯

[@pseduu]

1:00 that line was too fire 🔥🔥🤣

[@DMeechie]

Much respect for getting everything off the table, not everyone can do shit like this. Swoozie is one of the few who hasn't switched up

[@BrooksHolt]

When you gotta pause your workout because Swoozie uploaded a new vid

[@swagster700]

Lol

[@swagster700]

What workout u doin?

[@kage3069]

You gotta have your priorities

[@BrooksHolt]

@@swagster700 hitting chest and shoulders 🔥

[@theonewho2866]

factz i have to study nope

[@jeremy-uh9mm]

“This is a shmedium frog” -Swoozie 2021

[@graywellstudioskeie9966]

mans biggest L involves getting an email from the us president, and my biggest win is getting a text back.

[@AkilahOsa]

Hearing about all these "L" stories made me feel like I wanted to cry. But then the Frog story at the end got me laughing uncontrollably 🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈🤣🐸😈 Demon Frogs are on the loose!!!😱🐸

[@vgamador]

“I felt so crunchy after that” 🤣😭😭😭😭

[@mrweird7263]

Hmmm

[@kingced00]

rip mans

[@lucidnozy143]

Defo a we bare bears reference 😂

[@comedyanimatedtv]

Swoozie, we know that you’re like becoming a Male Instagram model and stuff, but can you please upload more? - Sincerely, your KZbin subs 😊

[@bluebellsfan8704]

He's a model?! But yeah he needs to upload more.

[@Trey109]

Mhmm

[@sir_pheonez4048]

wha-

[@Passion84GodAlways]

Hey Sketch1UP! 🙋🏾‍♀️ You've rebranded!

[@swagster700]

Ok

[@ella2446]

Love how open you were and love your videos in general! Part 2!!

[@elaine.barrett8815]

The frog story has me ROLLING😭🤣 poor frog never made it out the car

[@Celinelim981023]

“We will just call the frog...Todd” Bruh he named the frog like he did to girls in all his other videos I’m dying😭

[@sfr2107]

😂

[@skullcrushed1216]

Someone noticed 😂🤣

[@gisellejoseph5833]

Missing Obama and Leonardo for a pilot episode that never happened. omg I'm sorry🥺🥺🥲

[@Kradus]

That L would keep me up at night

[@galvanart3623]

I never clicked the spacebar so hard, to take a moment to take in that L x|

[@hellsingghrey1532]

Dude... You're soooooo human (relatable). That's so cool. I guess I never thought you could take an L 'cause you're always, well, you. You're THE ONE. Thanks for sharing. I feel like, it's ok to L and not get so flustered.

[@alexterria4331]

I really love these videos where swoozie is more open and treats his audience like his real friends it’s a unique feeling from you tubers and I love it sm also I just find these kinda more raw typa videos HILARIOUS

[@kc.21k]

"I'm from the streets we don't do onesie parties" "Come on Come on Peer PRESUREEE" LOL

[@dylanbetts2928]

RIP juice

[@para5083]

Bro your every where

[@Hey_Jamie]

I appreciate so much that you didn’t milk any of these by making them each a video on it’s own. You just gave us like 10 for the price of 1. My mans.

[@swoozie]

My thoughts exactly!

[@kittythejackson]

Your energy is incredible.

[@astro_voxer]

Ngl swoozie gives really good vibes and being real relatable with anxiety which deserves a subscriber

[@jynnny]

“I felt so crunchy after that” I felt it 😂

[@thelonewolf7443]

*Eats a Crunch chocolate bar randomly*

[@kv4realsunflower39]

You are so relatable. Love you Swoozie! 🥰

[@spudsbuchlaw]

That guy who declines a photo with Swoozie watching this rn: 😅

[@itsalexclark]

thanks swooz. video is made.

[@handsomebannana4713]

pog

[@julianmandujano8600]

Poggerz

[@NotSoOriginal06]

PoGGeRz

[@bigdipper8572]

Poggezzer

[@kingrishon4567]

poggeeezzzerrrrr

[@rachelmorrow9042]

Can we all just appreciate how Swooze just laid out those embarrassing experiences in his life that you and I lay in bed at 1am at night thinking about? For our entertainment?? GOT DAMN much respeccc

[@3lias368]

426 likes and no reply lemme fix that for u 🙏🏽

[@rachelmorrow9042]

@@3lias368 thank you for breaking the silence

[@3lias368]

@@rachelmorrow9042 np have a blessed day 🙏🏽

[@rachelmorrow9042]

@@3lias368 blessings to you as well!

[@suelong9523]

Thank you for this. I really needed this video. I was feeling dejected about my application for a job I really wanted (and needed) being passed over and wanted to look for a video like this to cheer me up, but I couldn't even bring myself to do a "when life gives you lemons" YT search, but here you are!! I stumbled across you quite randomly and now I'm subbed. Thank you 😊

[@NobleWarrior8]

You and Todd got me crying laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣😂

[@imanigaspard30]

I feel like we're getting such next level transparency from you these days Swoozie 😅 I like it.

[@jamalblassingale3391]

I was thinking the same thing, don't have to CIA stalk anymo

[@imanigaspard30]

@@jamalblassingale3391 🤣

[@petergriffin511]

I don’t like it it shows weakness

[@difup]

Confessing my L’s: every SNKRS order

[@swoozie]

Righhtttttt and my walk of shame is to Stock X

[@imveyzona]

@@swoozie ayoo swoozie hows life man?

[@vaniadanilkin3843]

your vids are so rewatchable you got a loyal sub bro

[@idkdontaskmindyours3798]

Bro, the first example is literally what I’m going through rn. The entire reason I’m watching you rn actually. That’s too funny. Thanks for cheering me up Swooz, definitely needed the laugh🥲

[@dav4661]

“I’m poor.” Says the wildly successful KZbinr literally hosting a KZbin event.

[@ziesam]

Who asked for your opinion? 🤔

[@se7en427]

@@ziesam it’s facts, but it was a joke so calm down

[@ribs3910]

@@ziesam Buthurt

[@gottagetthecookingbytheboo6877]

@@ziesam this ain’t tiktok bro

[@idiotperson2422]

Also he lives in L.A sooo-

[@SilverMoon1134]

A man who fumbles this bad and still comes out on top deserves happiness.

[@shabbychic2.0]

I LOOVED IT! 😆 Thx 4 sharing, I needed that.

[@jordancook9737]

These L’s are hilarious, but omg dang he just missed the Leo and Obama one I would cry to. Also the frog looks unbothered I guess and this is a ninja frog tbh😂😂😂

[@tyric3949]

Look at swoozie catching L's with supermodels, brand deals, tv shows, THE PRESIDENT, and fan service... These L's are so relatable😭. Like bruh, your L's can be looked at as W's just to have them💀

[@savagesuace5230]

Lol

[@unstoppedgaming]

You forgot the frog 🤣🤣

[@mayhmong]

Having Swoozie confessing his embarrassing L moments actually makes me feel a little better about myself for some reason. BTW, digging the U.A High hoodie! I just got back into rewatching My Hero Academia.

[@SJ-qs3nz]

Hopefully ur not one of the weird shippers that ship Deku and Bakugo and Deku and Eri and Deku and Almight🤮🤮🤮

[@mayhmong]

@@SJ-qs3nz LOL I don't ship any of them. And there's nothing wrong with shipping. Let fans have their kinky kind of fun.

[@SJ-qs3nz]

@@mayhmong it’s just weird shipping a teenager with a grown man and a teenager with a 6 year old

[@picocore1]

@@SJ-qs3nz dude why are you hating..

[@SJ-qs3nz]

@@picocore1 I’m not hating I’m just saying shipping a teenager with a grown man is weird and shipping a teenager with a 6 year old is weird😂😂

[@Boxerella]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed the laughs today! I would have died with the frog. Like @Wande, "That L turned to V What a twist like its Louis vuitton"! God bless you & take care.

[@19simplyme93]

I loved this so much, I had to watch it twice back to back.

[@JDWitherspoon]

Get my boy Swoozie to 10mil 👌🏾

[@TheDanMatlock]

Bot.

[@tommydoherty4558]

Wait are you that dude on TikTok

[@caca2595]

You seem familiar

[@parthmistry7862]

"Sees frog in car." Screw that I'm walking home. I'm sorry car it had to end this way.

[@ssbbmaster12345]

Sorry this is new to me, are some people scared of frogs?

[@JonahCS]

@@ssbbmaster12345 frog cool

[@muck3915]

I love frogs they're my favorite animal

[@sharonb3939]

@@ssbbmaster12345 more often than you think

[@CrimsonRTZOffical]

@@ssbbmaster12345 As a person that lives in Florida, no.

[@nashybearh]

man. what a legend. its like yours and vsauce’s content never gets old lmao

[@stargalacirose9133]

The frog 🐸 one was so funny 😂😂😂 I hope Todd is living his best life now

[@alexispolk6086]

"This dude didn't want to even waste 2MB on a picture." Best line lol!

[@noelmurphy7406]

The frog story was hilarious!! Thanks for sharing Swoozie! 🐸🐸

[@JacobLuy]

Right?😂 I have this crazy story about a frog coming soon if you wanna check it out

[@calliemyersbuchanan6458]

I would have freaked out but like from the squee!! like OMG! Fwoggyyy!!!!

[@Pemj2k]

I lost it at the "Tod, Tod, No Tod, No Tod"

[@jamesofthesharingan1591]

Bro the shading on those drawings 👌

[@misconceptions5613]

Swooz being scared of a frog, while me literally picking up giant bullfrogs

[@Aubriel]

On the bright side, no matter how bad the L is in the moment, they make for fun stories to tell.

[@hiimray03]

"We hold Ls sometimes" I don't take Ls sometimes I take them everyday

[@nfzeta128]

Easier to count the Ws than the Ls life.

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

@@nfzeta128 What if you have no W's to count?

[@damnsue1907]

this video was so emotional I love it!!!

[@deleted2764]

Loved this! Expecting a part 2 :]

[@bigjimslim]

Swoozie is like that one good friend that you can stop talking to for 8 months and then pick up the conversation right where it left off.

[@arandomweeb1890]

"We'll just call the frog... Todd" Does that mean that he actually gave the frog a name

[@cameraman8901]

6:50 *dejected sigh*

[@SWolfmoon]

OMG Your tale of Todd had me laughing my ass off. Thank you for that, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Poor widdle froggie.

[@jordanbutler7555]

The fact that you can even talk about your L’s like this just makes you a giant W swoozie😂😂💯

[@definitionofnonsense3956]

swoozie catching a L is something i never thought i would hear

[@itsionab3012]

Did you not watch his last video? Lol

[@fentimablader]

wym all his vids are about Ls

[@TORTURECHAIN1111]

The frog story is literally adorable, but glad u okay n got out safe😂

[@sombra_rex1212]

I haven't watched your KZbin channel in years, but I'm kinda glad now I can watch every video I ever missed

[@jaysmooth3388]

Imagine driving at night and you look over and see Swoozie punching himself in the face 😂😂😂

[@sfr2107]

Lmao

[@kc.21k]

Swoozie has made us all into that one friend that you can talk to about relationships

[@OniByFame]

This is arguably my favorite video, Todd takes the cake 😭

[@djicecoldmr601]

BRU!!! DA FROG STORY HAD ME LMAO FRFR!! I FELT THAT ONE!!!!

[@_luukas]

“if you don’t know who’s getting hustled, it’s probably you”

[@jamarijones164]

Everyone has taken an L it’s how you bounce back after

[@Moldy_Money]

Thank u for telling the world ur story’s they helped me with the bad thoughts thank u thank u very much

[@jamesbx2222]

I can't laugh out loud where I am at the moment but just know that frog L has me dying internally 😷Hold strong!

[@wynq2119]

I wish it was easier to dodge L’s.

[@user-zc6lt8hl6i]

You and Don have inspired me. Love your content!! muah!

[@banditdoggo]

I used to think swoozie was fouseytube i just wanted to tell someone

[@secure808]

This was... Hysterical! Loved it. Just reminds me of my L's... Thank you... I'm not alone....

[@annemeownie]

I swear, that feeling of dread when one thing in a place disappears and then appears next to you is unforgettable. Todd may be gone in the car, but my mans Swoozie must still get memories at night randomly about this dude

[@kevinjfoster3000]

I heard him start talking about Nike, remembered the title, then facepalmed before he even said it

[@killenlikecain3125]

AYO!! Watching your past vids, you wearing a UA hoodie, you one of my favorites now

[@keyanalenea5335]

The last one had me laughing so hard I did that in Florida too but it was with a 🦎. 😅😂

[@pinksalamanders]

it was probably that person's insecurity about themselves in photos that made them not a want a pic

[@smbenga2]

Art schools still haven’t learned their lesson about rejecting students

[@SWonYT]

It takes at lot to publicly admit your failures. You can tell he truly loves himself and is confident in himself enough to share this.

[@CM-ib1tl]

That last story had me laughing so hard I had to pause it 🤣 don’t feel bad I almost totaled my car because of a moth 😅

[@jib4622]

"Bunk this" Gotta love the Adventure Time reference.

[@maimunaali3072]

Yeah. :)

[@hematite9914]

Swoozie: Missing an interview with Leo D. Me: That's rough buddy.

[@Flome810]

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