My Father & I Caught My Deaf Sister Having Sex - David Arnold - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

Comedian David Arnold tells an unforgettable account of the time his father caught his deaf sister having sex in the house. Check out how it all went down!
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[@ChocolateSundaes]

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[@boseph357]

Wow that must’ve been embarrassing for her. Just wait till she hears this.

[@angus1243]

😂😂

[@jaydohaydoh]

I’m so deaffff💀💀💀 Edit: *dead my bad

[@joedodic549]

Hahah!

[@okumakamizu3030]

I don't think she will, dog...

[@ChicanePrime]

Okuma Kamizu that’s the joke

[@MegaAtOh]

I swear Robin's boyfriend was Lil Jon pretending to be deaf

[@kleaaaaaa]

lmaoo😂😂😂UH ? WHAT? YEAAHHH

[@graemehulena7533]

Sounded like DMX

[@growjaysimpson4646]

Skeet skeet skeet skeet!

[@ericburns4773]

I can’t stop laughing!!!!

[@AD-eg9cw]

OKAYYY!!

[@zzey]

Robin watching the subtitles: 👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@mattfromswitchsports9679]

Bruh...

[@papahawk3644]

Mmmm... nah. 🚫😂🚫

[@televisedrecords5807]

👁 👁 👄

[@brianjohnson1601]

🤣

[@jasonholtby8944]

WOW...................

[@bonsaiisland3193]

Most underrated part of this set: “Robin, Telephone. TELEPHONE!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 who is calling your deaf sister!?!?🤣🤣

[@arandombard1197]

Most disability are a spectrum rather than binary. 'deaf' in this case could just mean 80% loss of hearing, or loss of hearing beyond a certain distance.

[@dls212004]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jedediahgordon4064]

as a deaf person, you might be surprised how many people cant piece together that deaf people cant communicate over the phone.

[@dls212004]

@@jedediahgordon4064 that’s terrible 😞

[@jedediahgordon4064]

@@dls212004 considering how popular text messages and email is, it's very strange to me

[@obsidian00]

KZbin algorithm came THROUGH on this one...

[@corsay4331]

Like Robin's bf

[@theoldschooldiva374]

They really did! 😂😂

[@SKuLKZ]

I know right? Fuck yeah

[@yoitsmilotic]

Fr

[@bmillz8982]

Helll yea

[@papabear6431]

Someone needs to make a sign language version of the joke for his sister and her boyfriend to crack up

[@MrMeMyselfandI]

Uh huh YEAHHH

[@robertorodriguez8513]

wb captions

[@papabear6431]

harry sax you dont need to react all serious towards a dumb joke.

[@gglucas7136]

Wish granted: m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1033859263715517&id=100012743589798

[@GyzelE]

They're likely not together anymore.

[@juggiebonebrain3383]

Yelling at a deaf person: TELEPHONE....ironic.

[@RonDonProductions]

It took me about 10 seconds but I had to pause it like "hold up" lmaoo

[@wutttheheckler2094]

I never thought about that. It's not like she could talk with them anyway.🤔

[@j.hopematthews6518]

@@wutttheheckler2094 they have phone’s fire people with disabilities. The phone for people with hearing difficulties use a translator, and a camera It’s called Tty

[@DavidAArnold]

THANKS FOR WATCHING. CHECK OUT MY NETFLIX SPECIAL “FAT BALLERINA” STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX! New Stand up tour starts in August. Davidaarnold.com 4 tickets and schedule! 🔥

[@Flashtone08]

Came to the comments to find like minded people.

[@Takedownman]

I remember walking into the bathroom on my deaf sister because when I knocked no one said nothing. Suddenly I heard the loudest shreak in my life I about caught a heart attack lol.

[@randybudbud8358]

I'm calling bs on this one sorry

[@alexjones2679]

@@randybudbud8358 r/nothingeverhappens

[@razormonkey5000]

@@randybudbud8358 Ah yes, because a super believable story didn't happen because some tard on KZbin said so.

[@notsosadboi1240]

@@randybudbud8358 and why is this not believable just because you say it’s not doesn’t mean the rest of us are gonna call dude out

[@razormonkey5000]

@@alexjones2679Did you put this man on Reddit? Haha!

[@montana19696]

“UH-UH!” “YEAH!”

[@youtubechannel8276]

Baby gurl was getting it in lol

[@TroyHoullier]

Everytime he said it... I thought.. Lil' John?🤔

[@havok9001]

then u hear the deaf guy go damn ya

[@AramintaRossPistol]

@I can't deal with your foolishness but you damn right!

[@hootstermcgibbon]

lmao

[@jclean5323]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭 yo this is just too much. "Nobody in the family knew sign language "

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

The funniest part about that was that sign language wouldn't have helped one bit when dad found his daughter and her boyfriend together in bed.

[@jclean5323]

@@IPlayOneOnT.V. lmao so true smh

[@DIGITAL7Media]

omg i lost it. thats just brutal and sad and hilarious.

[@hansvanoosterwijck5969]

@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Not during, but when he got their attention he could've told them to 'a bit more silent please'. Don't worry i'm still laughing my ass off here :D, This is golden.

[@wellesradio]

J Clean Very common. Especially among poor families.

[@j3culture246]

Sounding like a baptist pastor: “UH HUH YEAH” 😂😂😂

[@KINGCRAZY__]

FACTS WAS JUST BOUTTA SAY THIS BEFORE I SAW YOUR COMMENT

[@j3culture246]

@@KINGCRAZY__ FR 😂😂😂 AIN’T HE ALRIGHT!!!

[@KINGCRAZY__]

@@j3culture246 MMhmmmmm U KNOW HE ALRIGHT!!!GOD IS GOOD!!!! ALL THE?

[@jcp1756]

Preach on!

[@PunkMartyr]

Lol best comment ive read today

[@patricklloyd1797]

None of us searched for this video, and yet here we are

[@cowboysminion8896]

Sometimes KZbin blesses us with a video we didn’t ask for but we can actually enjoy

[@umminoor6904]

Facts

[@t436]

it's their weird half arsed way of making up for unsubscribing us from all these channels

[@dbmrsir123]

Every once in a while a title don’t disappoint 😂😂😂😂

[@drewkm32]

I made the 🤨 face like my brain isn’t fuckin with me to make this seem funnier than it is, but nah 🤣

[@joshuagorman1259]

If it's David Arnold it's normally worth the click

[@Moofasa1211]

this was definitely one of those times

[@superiorlamb7903]

But it DID! It was a SPOILER!

[@dbmrsir123]

nathan franks boo this man

[@mr.shades6355]

You know she ain't going to hear the end of this.

[@N3onDr1v3]

she didn't hear the beginning either

[@Polyglot_English]

Determinism is Freedom 🤙

[@ricksharp5749]

Nice

[@ariyaikhsan1642]

Oh dude..... hahahaha

[@dan-5678]

@NeonDrive or anything in between! XD

[@DrLex509]

So, The Algorithm has gathered us here today.

[@DrLex509]

The pleasure is mine Bengt.

[@DrLex509]

Hope you are having a great day Wiji

[@aperson7584]

Blessed be the algorithm. The algorithm guides us.

[@kritikalreactz6246]

😂😂😂

[@wenderfuleve9110]

😂

[@jkabelshow]

I have three kids from a deaf woman. Nobody in her family knows sign language. Lol. The accuracy is on point.

[@Polyglot_English]

Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙🤙

[@SEXYTRICEY]

Do you know it? 👀👀😂

[@jkabelshow]

Yes I do

[@jewelmathews1444]

How sad!!

[@FlyRoni]

Do you know sign language?

[@sheeznutz2254]

I bet she didn't hear him comin!🤣

[@mrlee7328]

I see what you did there, you're bad😂😂😂

[@kleaaaaaa]

💀💀💀

[@gov3rnor17]

Lmao funny

[@clockdash9874]

Bars

[@n8style]

the dad or the boyfriend? lol

[@andrewcalderon213]

That's real, I'm Mexican and my mother is deaf and none of her siblings or her parents know sign language lol.

[@Sp1n1985]

Dayum

[@scarlettalexzandra2809]

Black deaf people just learn how to read lips. And black and brown people cultures are similar. Being able to relate is what makes this hilarious.

[@6LadyAlien9]

How about you? Did you learn sign language?

[@thelastofitskind3034]

A huh yeaaa

[@Guitarlovechild]

Sounds about right, my little cousin is deaf and no one including her know sigh language

[@weekendnomad5038]

“Stop all this FCKN!!” 😂🤣😂🤣

[@user-of2co3ke5p]

😅

[@galsigner1]

Both my parents were born deaf, I ended up working as an interpreter in the deaf community and for deaf and hearing impaired kids in a public school. I too have some funny stories about my experiences with the deaf. But seriously, it truly is a shame no one in the family took the time or initiative to learn how to talk to a family member, so they would be able to convey their needs, wants and desires. I had students where no one in the family could sign and it hurt my heart for the deaf student. They can't conform to your hearing world, so it's up to family members to to learn to sign.

[@loveheals6184]

That's amazing that your empathy led you to help in school. May you be received with love, respect and support wherever you go. I recognize that the experience of a CODA can have its own traumatic aspects. I've forgotten his name, but there was a man whose memoir was about two deaf parents who followed the societal custom of having him in another room as a toddler. Problem is his cries went unattended because they couldn't hear him.

[@recipebandit3563]

What's truly sad is that there are no free classes to teach sign language unless you are the parent of the deaf person.

[@Shaytan.666]

I wish it would be a subject in school, where they teach you sign language.

[@nchapi2010]

I understand how you feel. But you were fortunate. Please don’t judge. Not everyone gets the same opportunities in life. One thing I have come to conclude is that the best way to move around this life and s to come to appreciate. His daughter is ok today because he appreciated his life experience

[@chrisbranch231]

This got to be a true story 😹 you can't make shit like this up

[@nelsonkiiru7252]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Menibor1]

Yes you could

[@nelsonkiiru7252]

@@Menibor1 🤣🤣🤣

[@joubert5300]

if he did he going to hell 😂

[@guillermo5971]

You know he lying...who the hell phone calls a deaf person? 🤣🤣🤣

[@rctecopyright]

You know the pum pum good when y'all sounding like Lil John

[@18spd4Life]

Omg dude thank you, I haven’t heard someone say pum pum in a forever 😂😂👌🏻

[@healthyandrew5294]

^^WEST INDIANS

[@liannkeykaighin]

Bey das bahamian

[@ucitymetalhead]

She was getting the big john.

[@jachter27]

Just waiting for dad yell “WHAT”

[@TheeKingRayzor]

Rest In Peace, David A. Arnold. You'll Be Missed, Rest Well. 😇 ❤

[@aslrunner]

It's so sad when no one in the family bothers to learn sign language. As an interpreter I see it so often, and it causes a lot of pain and strife between Deaf adults and their families. At least TRY!! Meet 'em half way. 🙏🏽 Talking to each other is how we connect, how we learn things about each other and the world. Deaf kids miss so much!

[@keelyjohnston19]

I learned a bit of sign language when I was young but know one else knew it so I gave up I mostly lip read I have about 20-30% hearing in one ear and zero in the other. I’m really struggling now as most people are wearing masks.

[@arcanondrum6543]

I think basics are definitely necessary. Proficiency might be a challenge but I am reminded of inmates during Wars who used a 25 letter alphabet on a 5x5 Grid to tap out messages , one letter at a time. Just to stay in touch.

[@observationsofanINUPIAQ]

I had deaf friend's growing up and in grammar school, I made a point to learn sign language and even took ASL later on in school as elective credits. Some of the most laid back, groovy like a drive thru movie kind of people I've ever met and have had the pleasure of knowing, are deaf... And some are nothing but jokes on jokes on jokes, all day every day, cutting up and spreading the laughter vibrations.... If I was deaf, all I'd want to hear is happiness too (and by hear, I mean, see). One of my favorite teachers was my ASL teacher, she was like the first progressive, accepting/nurturing and all around bee's knees person I met. Most teacher's, in their own right, are some kind of hero and those who teach someone how to be bilingual, or to speak multiple languages, are worldly heroes, especially those who bridge a gap, like interpreters.

[@FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove]

I agree but honestly any major sense not working fully or completely gone is devastating in this world. The deaf, the blind, the immobile... We should all do our part to try and help those closest to us with these issues it's once less thing they have to stress over in their daily interactions.

[@kwilson4125]

You bring up a point I never thought about-the death community during the Covid mask requirements.

[@calebross8174]

Sad fact of reality is lots of deaf children born to hearing families, their families can’t talk to them.... I’m talking like 90 percent of families.

[@alexanderbastardo4588]

I am glad my deaf sister and I sign to each other all the time.

[@Bacall1]

This was my exact thought too. It’s heart breaking how parents say they’d do anything for their child but won’t do something so incredibly beneficial

[@neghiepean1530]

WOW.

[@Apudurangdinya]

duuh.. the child can't heard em even when they talk

[@imbatgirl]

Bacall S Language is difficult to acquire after a certain age. And add to that, a language takes years to perfect. Theyd need a lot of time and dedication, alternatively, youd need to actually attend classes to learn ASL. That in it of itself can take years to even master the basics. So the reality is, that with working/busy parents it becomes exceedingly difficult. Its not as cut and dry.

[@standarddef8769]

Every time he did the "UH HUH. YEAH." All I could think of was James Brown.

[@MarcusVinicius-ft9ll]

She was like: "HIT ME!"

[@MarcusVinicius-ft9ll]

Her father clapping was like: "GEEEEEET UP!"

[@MarcusVinicius-ft9ll]

And the boyfriend: "... LIKE A SEX MACHIIIIINE!"

[@alexlogan124]

“Scuse me while I do the boogaloo”

[@vichitem497]

Yall is makin me tear up😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@filnobep]

Uh huh! Yeah! 😭😭 Funny as hell

[@Prince.Jay223z]

Yooo fil no bep wassup

[@MorseCodeStutters]

that shit is stuck in my head now LOL

[@kingemo7806]

😂😂

[@tylerdrever7625]

everytime he says I think of lil jon 😂

[@ChaeChae_J]

@@tylerdrever7625 WHHHAAAAATTTT??

[@macman21]

Rest in Peace brother. You will be missed. Thank you for all of the laughs.

[@renragged]

A long-time buddy of mine had a deaf girlfriend for a while. She had no clue how loud she was and how she sounded. That was... weird at times.

[@LiberatedMind1]

XD

[@BaddieBrad]

And why are you listening?😵

[@tracyqin7589]

Kung Fu Santa You can turn off your ears??

[@Sheriff_K]

That just means she’s enjoying it. 🙄

[@BaddieBrad]

@Kurt fair point

[@seasonedveteran3517]

Say what you want about deaf people. They won't hear you anyway. 👂😮👂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TravlinMoneyMan]

Uh huh, yeah

[@Realizinq]

this shit jus had me dying more than it should have

[@youtubersans465]

But they can read lips

[@ethanyunker2042]

I’m deaf but I can still hear y’all bc I have cochlear implants

[@FaithandNova]

@@ethanyunker2042 cool that you can hear ppl and other sounds

[@ayomarvo]

Its the “STOP THIS F**N” while stompin n clappin for me that gets me geeked

[@HeyItzRosie]

Why did I originally read this as “how my dad caught me and my deaf sister having sex”... like okay alabama lmao

[@aaronthetree3758]

And u clicked on it Lmao

[@kingmuizz708]

I was like tf

[@kidpen]

I read it as "how I caught my dad and my deaf sister having sex"

[@arriibacon531]

Same I thought that's what it said

[@petscopkid]

@@kingmuizz708 same lmao

[@YosiahW]

Imagine they went downstairs and his sister was just laying vocals for Lil John to sample on his new single. The plot twist would kill me.

[@Aristocratic13]

Where is your thumbnail from?

[@YosiahW]

@@Aristocratic13 Sirius the Jaeger. It's a mediocre anime, but I liked the art style.

[@Aristocratic13]

@@YosiahW thanks Daddy

[@TopZBtv]

@@Aristocratic13 🤢

[@Aristocratic13]

@@TopZBtv ??

[@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*“I know he knew to” 😂☠️🤣💀 dad knew exactly what was going on*

[@bleujay6127]

I imagine that for a parent finding out your teenage daughter is sexually active is a very different trauma than actually catching her in the act.

[@bbee4477]

Absolutely, I imagine seeing your baby like that is horrible, but knowing is different

[@maximyles]

@@bbee4477 seeing your baby getting dogged out by some scruff neck dude would probably make you want to gauge your eyes out

[@samsparks7239]

@@maximyles Actually I'd probably grab my hatchet

[@Pumpkin0_0]

And actually struggling to get their attention, so you have to get closer and find a way, because of course you're *not* going to touch them so they know you're there. I can't and I refuse to imagine. lol

[@pompasduris]

@@maximyles gouge

[@ChristopherGipson-gy4dw]

Rest in peace David Arnold very funny guy. His story telling is spot on 🤣🤣🤣

[@discourius26]

My first experience to deaf culture happened my first year of college. Everyone on my side of the dormitory heard this screaming and banging like someone was getting murdered. The resident advisor and he thought the same thing, so campus security was called. When the campus police showed up they openned the door and these two were having the loudest, most aggressive sex imaginable. That dude moved to the deaf dormitory later in the semester. I had go to the deaf dormitory on a few occasions and it is government bureaucracy at its finest. Because only the deaf dormitory would have a talking elevator.

[@Beavereaver]

Hahahahaha ha

[@Lilliz91]

😂😂

[@Realizinq]

funniest shit

[@user-nc6rn3rd2h]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NODE1975]

🤣🤣🤣

[@blech71]

I thought he was gonna break them up by asking her if she wanted some ice cream

[@bwar05]

The comedic storytelling with that would have been tremendous

[@theoldschooldiva374]

@@bwar05 🤣😂

[@EASpiritualOracleSports]

Uh huh yeah!... I thought the same thing, but I just died seeing your comment, my ribs are killing me from laughing so hard! That's so Original

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

@blech71 underrated comment.

[@DrRiq]

This would have made it 100x better

[@princeok12]

“You would think someone in our family would know sign language” 🤟 😂😂😂

[@applejones212]

RIP !!! You will be missed David. Your were truly funny 😆

[@skinnypuppy8249]

Why does he sound like he should be the best baptist preacher out there?

[@Aristocratic13]

Lmao

[@tabclarke]

Yes

[@AkriziaSmith]

lmfao im saying the same thing, like wow he's got that Preachers voice

[@Polyglot_English]

Determinism is Freedom 🤙 🤙

[@yomumma7803]

@@Polyglot_English more like a jail

[@jeffreykirton1780]

“ROBIN! TELEPHONE TELEPHONE!” Whaaaaat? 😂😭💀

[@toddadams8420]

There used to be phones for the deaf that could print out stuff that was said into them

[@seressor]

Todd Adams there still is. Its called a TTY. You put that shit on yo phone an it comes up like subtitles.

[@SavageGreywolf]

teletype for the deaf or TTD, it's a type of phone that deaf people can use it's difficult to explain this tech if you're not old enough to remember landlines, but the short version is that basically a deaf person could have a text conversation with an operator, and the operator would relay the message to the hearing individual. The TTD machines are expensive compared to a regular phone so most phones didn't have the functionality, which is why the operator would be involved.

[@jeffreykirton1780]

Man yall are giving me flashbacks of my 1st job at Pacbell answering 611 calls 😂

[@jetlifer420sp]

Rest in peace my brother this is one of my favorite jokes

[@LJ-focus]

WOW I'm in shock. I listen to him all the time and shared many of his videos to friends and family. I will miss such a funny comedian and beautiful family man. I offer my sincere condolences to his wife, daughters and the rest of his family. RIP David A Arnold.❤️

[@anthonyzullo]

That title did not disappoint. I was reading it and was like "oh this finna be good as a mf!

[@mdj300]

Not at all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TroyHoullier]

🤣🤣

[@phillipsosa3353]

😂 facts! I knew it had to be a great story. One if my close friends is deaf and we talk to him the same way 😂 a lot of shouting stomping and hand gestures

[@keelodagreat4676]

@Nat he said his daughter was a straight A student. His sister....Well...you know the rest.

[@keelodagreat4676]

@Nat I didn't think you were making fun, I just thought you confused his claim about his daughter with his sister, but yeah, I understand you better, So don't mind me.

[@darkunicorn1208]

This and the comment section. Im about to die of laughter.

[@theoldschooldiva374]

Right 😂

[@skylovermc2146]

Lol

[@ROYALEWITKESSO]

Come back to this one every 2-3 months😂😂 Can’t help it… this shit dumb funny💀💀

[@ME-gz8yi]

This was actually a quite disturbing comedy act for so many reasons, but I lost it when he described his father clapping and trying to get their attention cuz that's how I talk to my 15 yr old deaf dog.

[@princeaizen]

First "Mexican got on boots" was stuck in my head now its gon be "uh huh! Yeah!"

[@TheTheoser]

Where is that from

[@0tary]

@@TheTheoser Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot

[@milchshake4162]

WELL HE MUST GOT AWAY WITH THIS JOKE SINCE THE SISTER N HER BOYFRIEND WON'T HEAR IT.. UH HUH YEAH!

[@kenlucas7025]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[@rogregg29445]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@anthonysotillio5965]

😭

[@BadWolf739]

An ASL comedian posted themselves translating his routine. He's in trouble.

[@milchshake4162]

@@BadWolf739 what do you mean ?

[@followdg]

Nobody Literally no one? Each and everyone of us: Uhuh! Yeah!

[@moecoble1246]

Rip David, discovered your stand ups a few months ago and always watch them when I need a good laugh😂…condolences to the family and fly high ❤

[@Chris-ke7ys]

I’m sorry WHATT???

[@Chris-ke7ys]

He died??

[@blingqueen10]

I laughed till I cried. I was visualizing the dad as he was telling the story. I lost it when the dad started yelling and stomping amd clapping saying stop that and he threw the water on them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I needed this laugh. Lord thank you for this laugh. I laughed till I cried and now my head hurts.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

so glad you enjoyed it!!

[@DavidAArnold]

THANKS FOR WATCHING. CHECK OUT MY NETFLIX SPECIAL “FAT BALLERINA” STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX! New Stand up tour starts in August. Davidaarnold.com 4 tickets and schedule! 🔥

[@ahleebobba]

I lost it when he threw the mic down before doing the clapping & yelling 😂

[@jamesholmstrom5837]

I'm mostly deaf, I don't know sign language, and I love this lol

[@g.carreon8724]

Mane how tf u watch this??😭subtitles or sum

[@siubhanmora-bruce2952]

@@g.carreon8724 I’m not deaf and use subtitles lol so probably

[@tedmarakas2626]

Consider yourself lucky. You don't have to listen to all the fucking Liberals giving Marxist lessons to us the tax payers.

[@faiali2895]

Ted Marakas oh my god shut up

[@DavidAArnold]

THANKS FOR WATCHING. CHECK OUT MY NETFLIX SPECIAL “FAT BALLERINA” STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX! New Stand up tour starts in August. Davidaarnold.com 4 tickets and schedule! 🔥

[@eva_pilot]

"this got to b true who could make this shit up?" "have u seen Star Wars? someone made that crazy shit up." - Bill Burr

[@killzbkillnemc1349]

This was the funniest thing I've seen in a minute. I'm crying laughing right now 😂😂😂

[@armandoamandarodriguez9069]

Sad thing is that many hearing people don't learn sign language when there is a deaf person in the family

[@kodaspaws]

Thx for saying that. It’s terribly tru. I learned ASL just incase, at the time I didnt know any deaf ppl. When I found out how many ppl have a deaf person in their family that don’t sign - I actually got mad. That’s fukt. How are y’all so lazy that you wouldn’t want to talk to your own relative. Seriously?

[@armandoamandarodriguez9069]

@@kodaspaws my parents are deaf. On my dad's side his siblings know the alphabet only. On my mom's side though not a single one of her siblings, parents, cousins or nieces/nephews know how to sign

[@jimmiejames6245]

kodaspaws same shit when I’m trying to order food from subway and the employee doesn’t speak English good like you’re telling me u spent 20 years here and I still have to argue with you over an incorrect order

[@candiedwards974]

Jimmie James, Wrong! You’re Completely Wrong! One has NOTHING to do with the other...

[@risharddaniels1762]

Jimmie James You’re annoyed at them for not learning your language when you could have put in the smallest amount of effort to learn how to order your regular order in their language too. Nobody has to conform to anybody, if you’re in the US, we don’t even have an official language.

[@joshnewman6667]

My kids deaf and I actually found this funny, beacuse I stomp on the floor to get her attention, she can feel the vibrations

[@DavidAArnold]

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[@gonzo4of9]

Rest in Peace to this man. Funny as hell! His Instagram posts were legendary

[@dashleycarson2197]

David David David. If I Miss you as much as I do, I can't imagine what close family and friends are feeling ! I hurt so deep like I have lost a family member or close friend.. in such a short time this man whom I never met, brought me so much Joy and and Laughter...! This video stop me in my tracks, I knew the voice immediately, I had to look twice at the face lol and to my surprise, I scream out David A. Arnold, You sir are So Missed... If it's just me Okay, but I Know it couldn't be. Gone But Never Forgot that was Written for you David David David I heard his Mother Say...! Please keep David's Mother, Wife and Children as well as His family and close friend, Rodney Perry, Kim Whitley in Prayer Amen! Love You David, Thank you for the Laughter You left behind, You are Still Jammmm 2 !!! RIHP my Friend.....

[@shamanbeartwo3819]

Selective hearing - the other day, I was in the parking lot with a neighbor and all the kids. Her toddler started walking away and we were trying to call him back. I kept walking up behind him calling him and not a single reaction. So, I asked her if he had hearing issues. She said, "we thought the same thing and just had him tested and his hearing is perfect"

[@jow265]

😂

[@JoaoMendez1]

Maybe autistic

[@yarahowell5646]

@@JoaoMendez1 I think it's also a symptom of adhd

[@lewisramsden6639]

It’s a normal kid he’s ignoring them because he doesn’t want to listen

[@esuswalk2006]

@@lewisramsden6639 exactly! not every kid has something wrong with them smh

[@benji.B-side]

This guy has a great delivery of comedy. Extremely funny!!

[@b00merxng]

Exactly. A wonderful storyteller

[@alexiswilliamsinc]

That’s THE David Arnold for you. This took me all the way out, and his fam on IG is adorable.

[@KelleytinaVW]

The only people embarrassed was the father and the son 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@kartikchoubey5608]

If she must have seen her father clapping, she must have felt appreciated for the applause.

[@user-qd6im2hp2e]

She was like; If I ain’t gonna hear it, you guys are gonna hear it

[@swiftkarma4436]

Lawwwwd

[@khetiletijana109]

Dudee😭😭

[@JRKA]

I had neighbors who lived above me whenever they hooked up it sounded like a domestic violence incident happening. Cursing, furniture being knocked around and I went on forever sometimes 3-4x a night. The tiniest Asian girl and a little white dude who was no bigger than a high school sophomore. I said what!?

[@duce185]

Lmao

[@binkoboy55]

Maybe it was domestic violence

[@macaronicheese8721]

@@binkoboy55 I mean, maybe, but maybe they just freaky lol

[@DawnKellyPhotography]

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ijustwatchsomeyoutube2186]

Strap on

[@mizzaquarius5505]

😂😂 ‘Stop 👏🏾 All 👏🏾This 👏🏾F**king👏🏾”. LMAO! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@terfdale]

the must of thought since they couldn't hear each other, that nobody could hear them

[@PardonMyHandle]

“TO THE WINDOOOOOWWWW, TO THE WAAAALLLLL!” 🤣

[@joses5292]

This guy is funny and such a great story teller too, I felt like I was actually there.

[@dynodin81]

That was you banging his sister? 👀

[@Chris-zp3kh]

Have you seen his stand up special FAT BALLERINA? F#$%'n hilarious 🤣🤣

[@FaithandNova]

Creepy 😂😂

[@jelanitarik7423]

I agree, he’s an awesome story teller. Do you know his name?

[@AB1B1]

😂😂😂 Nothing brings ppl together like good comedy

[@litebrite2790]

I'm over here cracking tf up🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quasimotto8653]

Do you want to hear Robin's side of the story? UH-HUH..........YEAH!!!

[@alexjames1146]

Super

[@wutttheheckler2094]

🗣️@3:04

[@DavidAArnold]

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[@katsu_papi]

it's always funny to me when a comedian repeats a catch phrase..,,"Russell! somebody gonna hurt real baadd!!" 😂😂 "ahuh, yeah!"

[@House.Of.Pain.]

“STOP👏🏾THIS👏🏾FUCKIN! STOP👏🏾ALL👏🏾THIS👏🏾👏🏾 FUCKIN!” has to be the funniest part of this entire video to me. Don’t get me wrong the whole video is hilarious to me but that part got me. I see a lot of people are talking about the “Uh huh, yeah!” and that part is hilarious but that “Stop all this fuckin just put me under the ground 6 feet or so 💀😫😂😂😂.

[@gabrielleoliveira6380]

Usher be like: “UH UH YEAH”

[@shawnglover2829]

I knew this had to be funny as soon as I saw the title

[@anthonyzullo]

Same lmao

[@mscardioqueen]

I was mad at first. I thought to myself why is this man telling his sister's personal business to everyone. Watched the vid and couldn't stop laughing at the sex story. I didn't want to laugh, but it was funny as hell! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@norskgamer55]

Well it’s not like she’s gonna hear about it anyways😂

[@mrlee7328]

@@norskgamer55 You ain't s@#t😂😂😂

[@1cjoseph11]

WaP Zero 😂😂😂😂 no chill

[@mscardioqueen]

@@norskgamer55 You're terrible!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@mscardioqueen]

@B F True.

[@amandafitzwater242]

Omg that is great!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s the kinda stories you think back on, no matter how many years later, and still ctfu!!!!

[@OJGillom]

Funny guy. R.I.P. David. Only 54 years old. Life is short everyone. So make the best of it. Just like David did.

[@arthursmith5409]

They'd yell and stomp telling her to get the TELEPHONE! She can't hear, right! Hilarious

[@mjohnson6841]

Selective hearing (deafness) 🤣

[@anthonyvance8020]

RIP Brutha! Very talented comedian

[@medusagorgon8432]

Love hearing his voice again. I remember he died almost a year ago. I still cannot understand it.

[@kighr3]

This is literally one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard!!!!

[@jacobmastroly1103]

Wow Jesus! Chill down

[@thickivicki89]

Omg 😳😂 Shit was waaaay to funny when the stories are true or even if he’s talking about someone else’s story I swear this shit is hilarious. Life is life and even if some think it’s not funny, it’s funny !

[@DavidAArnold]

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[@jaythomas1189]

I'm melted🤣🤣🤣🤣this man killed it with such a true, personal story. He was absolutely amazing💯💯💯💯

[@snowblo1]

Lol when he said, "Robin....telephone!" I had to pause for a minute. Like how can she hear the other party on the line. Hilarious

[@britaneyyates2538]

I watched this over 10 times already 😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!!!! and I have second hand embarrassment imagine what happened when their mom heard the story from their father. 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChocolateSundaes]

LMAOOOO thanks for watching

[@janellmeads1399]

I know a family that never learned sign. He was born completely deaf.😣 how lonely. Stupidly they would yell @ him

[@kodaspaws]

Seriously, I learned ASL for a just incase situation, I couldn’t believe how many families don’t take the time to learn

[@MrSham3less]

I guess they don't love them enough to learn. Same with my family on my diabetes, if I got unconscious, no one would know what to do

[@risharddaniels1762]

kodaspaws I can’t really blame some people, especially adults, learning languages is hard even when you don’t have responsibilities to take care of.

[@kodaspaws]

@@risharddaniels1762 That is the most self centre response. Don't have the time ? Its your family. Your kid. You don't want to talk to your kid ? Its your kid. You've got time for football, and dinner out with friend - prioritize. I spent about a $800 bucks to learn the very basics of ASL in a structured class one night a week, for 1.5 years. I don't know a single person who is deaf. I did it just incase. Just incase I need to help someone. And you're trying to tell me 'learning is hard' ? It takes too much time ? I'm ADHD asf, w/ dyslexia - and I learned a language that I almost never have to use. Just to be a better community member, and families won't get off their lazy asses to learn a new language ( which is easy btw ) for their own kids ????????? Come on.

[@risharddaniels1762]

kodaspaws I don’t have $800 to spend learning asl and i don’t even have a deaf person in my family. I’m only 18 and i’m learning languages right now and it’s not just something you achieve overnight. Good for you that you were capable of learning asl but not everyone’s brains are capable of learning multiple languages especially like asl. It’s cool and all that you decided to learn asl to be a helpful person but you can’t judge a person who might not.

[@champceelo4687]

I Can’t Stop Watching This Video 😭😭 S/o KZbin For Suggesting This 💯

[@Csbnas21]

I laughed so hard before the video started 😂

[@vardhman]

Everytime I'm studying at 3 Am in the morning , my parents clapping be like : UH HUH , OH YEAHHHH

[@hevyonez97]

"UH HUH!!! YEAH!!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@shaunnapper9718]

My intro to David in this funny as heck set…RIP

[@powerpc127]

The best part is that he can tell this joke for years and she would never know.

[@christopherobando725]

This need more likes . Funny as hell and original. Situation you definitely won't see everyday 😜😆😅

[@calebp01_]

Imagine just railing a girl and all of a sudden you have lukewarm day-old water on you

[@kingmuizz708]

😂😂😂😂🤣😭

[@MONKEYDUDE2701]

UHUH YEAAHHH xdddd

[@rstreet5537]

Lukewarm day old water😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DavidAArnold]

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[@aarisbeed1027]

The funny part is anyone thinking sign language would have helped in this scenario 😂