My Favourite BRITISH/UK Memes #3

[@ThOmAsSs4563q]

:Throws bannana :SMACK

[@kennade7892]

Hahah

[@mattpryokra2245]

😂😂😂😂

[@kazigkaasje]

How did it get such a perfect sound

[@blu4689]

I like ya cut g.

[@bigworm2051]

Stupid teacher

[@jamiedahl327]

That one where the lad knocks himself out was class 😂

[@kennade7892]

Ty:)

[@EVILSCOTSMAN234]

@@kennade7892 is he ok

[@kennade7892]

@@EVILSCOTSMAN234 im sure he is

[@jakehooson4939]

😂😂

[@footm4781]

I lived in Nottingham for a year...saw that every week...that brings back memories ahaha

[@zeeisforzeebra1804]

“Oh my god I can literally fist Lydia.... I killed her” had me creasing omg 😭

[@willav9267]

**Accidentally uses fire storm scroll**

[@calz06]

@@willav9267 *accidentally uses fire scroll in dragonsreach*

[@willav9267]

@@calz06 Silly

[@lydiaallen2367]

😂

[@narcisoanasui246]

CREASING?! 💀💀

[@caspera3193]

3:02 someone give this man an Oscar

[@ena.5364]

LMAOO

[@lavenderandred_]

0:50 big cue outside those toilets

[@brozc6707]

10/10

[@EliasVergsen]

oh ffs hahah

[@OW12354]

Nice one

[@t.k.tyrantic1192]

Class

[@Paolo10692]

I see what you did there

[@ME-hs1ie]

When the sound is that loud from headbutting a lamppost then you know he was properly smashing his face against it 🤣

[@Benjamin-bj6xj]

Thankfully had his helmet on still 😂

[@Benjamin-bj6xj]

Ohhhhhh fuckin shit hadn’t finished the vid yet😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iamreallynotsorry]

he definitely knew that.

[@kennade7892]

I never knew that

[@arkhan2025]

As you can hear he said he never knew therefore he never knew

[@natwring3419]

I live in Bristol I know where that is I actually went there once or twice before this news report came out and it’s so obvious that something shady was going on

[@warumdehbwoi]

I think that might be the joke

[@Cifer1st]

Kon as a soul reaper, very nice

[@alfie4234]

“ I haven’t ruined anything.” 5 seconds later. “I ruin everything.”

[@user-qz4bn2ui5t]

"You've ruined my holiday!"

[@tizzytiger100]

People: omg I want to go to Britain 😍😍 What Britain is actually like :

[@darthmaul7530]

Yeah lol and it fucking awesome lol

[@Laura-sg6ss]

Its even more annoying coz they aren't aware it's 4 countries... 👀 so its like... which one are u talking about man?

[@masterbeethoven8209]

@@Laura-sg6ss 3 countries

[@roxymarks9636]

@@masterbeethoven8209 4

[@masterbeethoven8209]

@@roxymarks9636 Three. Britain is England, Wales and Scotland. The UK is England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

[@del5981]

The little red plant in the last clip scared me, I thought he burst his head open and it splattered against the fence

[@user-qq2bs2jh6o]

Same :O

[@internetclips6715]

I didn’t think that but I genuinely hope he’s okay. He’s an old fella so he could get hurt very easily by that.

[@eshaw0334]

Favourite clip of mine was the man ordering Domino's from across the road. I can tell ya, us Brits are a STRANGE species.

[@ChazzyLive]

😂

[@tsurugizaki]

One time I had a coupon on Uber Eats and my girlfriend and I decided to use it on some pizza just down the road. But it was delivery only... even accounting for extra fees it was still cheaper than collecting. The guy just walked about fifty metres to my place. I had to make my gf collect it, too awkward for me lmao.

[@custard2069]

4:34 you wouldn’t believe how common this is late night in Scotland

[@azrielhabal6428]

Please translate im having a very hard time understanding what they are saying

[@k-leb4671]

What exactly is common? I can't actually tell what they're yelling about or what is happening at all.

[@beefymario88]

@@k-leb4671 What's common is drunk teenagers arguing in the middle of the night and the man punching a bus stop sign or kicking a car wheel or whatever. I have no idea what they're arguing about, I think someone cheated maybe.

[@owenord4839]

The banana peel one had me dead 🤣🤣

[@kennade7892]

xD

[@DerrisDerrison]

And it had that teachers head

[@kevb8864]

At 5:17 my f****d up brain thought the red was his brain splatting... then I realised it was actually a red plant

[@vulpes__inculta]

Same

[@ispentthenightin7721]

same here

[@COYB-xq6hj]

Same

[@InformedSuggestion]

That’s true

[@watermang1680]

had to rewind because I thought that too, sounded like he got knocked tf out though

[@BOSSXist]

5:15 Anyone else think that red plant was blood splattered up the fence at first? Thought the bloke had fookin died 😂

[@fishyplayz1540]

0:30

[@lucylamb382]

omg thanks for clearing that up i came to the comments to check if he was dead or not lol

[@JackskelethorStudios]

No, that was the plant.

[@Borkcshnofv5830]

3:20 My man got bonked so hard her got dementia and continued to cover his bike. Legend says he is still covering his bike.

[@lewangillard9701]

0:36 no fucking way hahahaha he couldn't even be arsed to cross the road

[@WIPEYOURLENZ]

To be fair you have to go out order stand in the shop and walk back in the cold. When you can just sit in your pants 🤔

[@scottking869]

Domino's person went the other way so maybe it was closed

[@truefeux3218]

@@WIPEYOURLENZ yeah but that's pure lazy to just get a delivery from there

[@MrDec356]

Haha He already walked halfway from the living room to the front door

[@Captainrave]

‘Whaaaat. I never knew that’. Play it cool my son, play it cool 😉

[@bigman6310]

i like how like 90% of these uk meme compilations r scottish, makes me so proud

[@chriswyatt9869]

90%? Tf you on mate? Most of them are English

[@oscarpharoah6919]

Most of them are yorkshire

[@itsjusttom.]

@@oscarpharoah6919 Yes!! Our reach is long.

[@burprobrox9134]

The way he turns his head and accepts his fate as a cue.

[@connorsmith1584]

5:20 if that doesn’t encapsulate british culture idk what does

[@spcelver1287]

this cheered me up since my dog has her spray operation thing tomorrow

[@kennade7892]

aw thats good to know

[@leeman2470]

Spray operation "thing"......

[@AK-jr1fq]

It would be nice to say the whole name of the procedure if you want to show affection for ur dog. Ur saying it like u don’t give 2 shits bout it 😆 “thing”

[@taylorwcollins]

@@AK-jr1fq oh yes of course. Makes complete sense...

[@aidenparry6210]

How's your dog?

[@DiamondHearted]

(Read in strong Bri’ish accent) That girl is hysterically crying because her boyfriend dumped her or something then he starts smashing his head against the lamp post knocking himself out making the girl cry more and there’s just this guy who’s filming the entire thing laughing to himself. Funniest shit ever

[@Captainrave]

Could call an ambulance. Laughs hysterically filming, very British 😂

[@venom_ftw9316]

Which flavour of Bri'ish accent?

[@jaycook6639]

‘I’m oan tha night shift’ is a part of my regular vocabulary

[@xsapphi]

Omg is that where the “he has to go blud” meme is from! You learn sumn new every day

[@Thirtle]

it's from aftv

[@spartacus2296]

1:09 proper cracked me up. It’s literally something that would happen over here 😂

[@noahhess4955]

That horse deliberately threw her in the tub 😂

[@kennade7892]

xD

[@myarmsrgone]

0:35 The richest smack

[@kennade7892]

hehe

[@amilchauhan949]

4:30 these 2 are meant for each other 😂

[@notseenontv4819]

Absolutely correct

[@yammolcho8127]

5:17 I hope that wasn't blood being spattered on the fence there

[@kennade7892]

uh oh

[@lightraes20]

It was the plant.

[@NanaGlover]

@@lightraes20 no it was the drink he was holding

[@lightraes20]

@@NanaGlover he wasn’t holding a drink, a few seconds before he tilted it upside down, if there was a drink it would’ve spilled before he fell.

[@NanaGlover]

@@lightraes20 oh on closer inspection it was a plant

[@natwring3419]

3:00 I live in Bristol and I went to that place before this news report a couple times, it was so obvious something shady was going on

[@zeex5029]

Fucking hell for 5 minutes i was trying to figure out what was wrong with Coke in a fast food takeaway

[@_konahrik_]

I might be related to you lmao I'm josh wring and I was born in bristol currently living in weston

[@MartialGlobe]

0:33 one of those memes which could have gone a lil longer but are still perfect in the way they are

[@daviddthehomophobe5082]

as a british person i really appreciate this especially 1:13

[@yannick6770]

0:33 i replay this shit 10 Times yoooo 🤣🤣

[@al201103]

2 years on and this made me laugh heartily. Nice one bruvva!!!

[@izzy-oc5wo]

“OI IM ON A NIGHT SHIFT” 😂

[@chrishateley5582]

03:09 Oh my god, that was gold.

[@beabristow2939]

2:53 ai that sounds like bristol. you wouldn't even believe the shit that comes out of that city and yet it's so overlooked and all.

[@marcthomas4294]

It definitely was in saint pauls that's for sure

[@Ellie-xf4sp]

That’s where the legend Callum’s corner is

[@jimmykray9583]

0:50 is the greatest thing ever

[@TR0X3N]

1:30 I apologise on behalf of my country for this one.

[@anthonylong9067]

“If you’re homeless, just buy a house” BREAKING NEWS: HOMELESS POPULATION DOWN TO 0% THANKS TO RANDOM GIRL’S SUGGESTION!

[@crackedcookies]

My Blood, I would like to pontificate that his participation in this scene is no longer tantamount to my enjoyment. And who would you bring in?: **high pitched screeching noise**

[@loisthespeed5335]

"If your homeless, just buy a house," the worst part is she says uhh like there the stupid people

[@pingproductions819]

Ikr and that phrase is so messed up.🤦‍♀️

[@bertmcalister1553]

its a joke

[@zNowly]

it's a joke you idiots

[@bertmcalister1553]

She’s pretending to be stupid. Life’s hard so probably best not to get offended by an obvious joke and you shouldn’t take this seriously considering it’s on a British meme page.

[@bertmcalister1553]

Also fairly sure she’s taking the piss out of something stupid somone else said

[@TWH442]

Bannana skin slapping his head was quality

[@Dockboy-ie4yu]

0:41. I am literally laughing my ass off

[@Unique_Starrss_YT]

3.30 made me jump like mad The guy putting his bike cover on then when he smacked into the pole my body automatically made me jump

[@kennade7892]

Hahah im sorry about that

[@Unique_Starrss_YT]

@@kennade7892 No its okay :) Woke me up Lol

[@totolabiere4819]

I actually upvoted because of how you nailed the outro.

[@TheeMrAbz]

3.:28 ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wow those cyberpunk 2027 graphics with RTX on look really realistic.

[@jimbobbydosie8128]

If your homeless just by a house 🤣🤣

[@badgerman2229]

If your suffocating just breath

[@aaronjay4118]

If you’re sad be happy (every reply so far has had a SPaG mitake)

[@conservativecalvinist3308]

If you’re starving just eat

[@JackSinister]

The last one is so wholesome

[@flower-ld5id]

pig in the gaff, absolutely phat

[@nocontextbattlerap9230]

Keep ya head up fellas ain’t no girl is worth you doing that to yourself at 4:44

[@RedEagle-ct5ff]

What’s the context behind that

[@ayrfresh9632]

@@RedEagle-ct5ff Glasgow.

[@nocontextbattlerap9230]

@@ayrfresh9632 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sakurasfish2115]

I don't know the context but i lived three years in a street full of clubs and every day there was a diff couple pulling stuff like this so it's hard to take it seriously

[@notseenontv4819]

She doesn't even call the police or an ambulance she just sits down and continues crying hjsjcjfkr

[@StayClear4321]

British romeo and Juliet

[@sad_tbh]

romeo and juliet *is* british

[@aspiringidiot400]

@@sad_tbh it is written by a British playwright but set in Verona

[@zeex5029]

@@sad_tbh they were italian you schtick

[@aseagull7703]

1:28 oH yEaH tHiS iS bIg BrAiN tImE

[@youraveragescot]

eRrRrR

[@kennade7892]

Hope you all enjoy the video :) more british memes: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKeaf4WYmZWjars

[@ALLMETAL1970]

As a Briton (Scottish) I can confirm that this is the best goddamn country in the world

[@azezob]

4:30 LMFAO I CAN'T BREATH LAD

[@LORDUnLuCkY13]

0:55 is that the most cockney bloke in existence.

[@pip-pip5029]

*bagpipes* "Im on the night shift!"

[@user-xf8we6tf4e]

Finally a translation

[@LinkTheFusky]

1:04 Scotland in one clip

[@quickshot_1575]

When the guy got pushed while on the VR I thought the red plant was blood!

[@oopsydaizi3s824]

Same!

[@MacklesMeta]

Only British people can get away with others suffering 😭🤣

[@salter321]

0:35 That noise tho 😩

[@chicken7730]

3:26 every time you have to wake up in the bottom bunk when your to big

[@masonw7485]

He has to go blud he has to go blud

[@kennade7892]

Got to go blus

[@MegaMetaTurtle]

Is that the Domino's in Honley, West Yorkshire? 😂😭😂

[@channel55andaboxoftissues16]

1:52 tyson fury on the joe rogan podcast

[@kylesmyle4907]

The banana peel to the bald head is god like.

[@TheFabledSnake]

3:47 had me fucking rolling 😂

[@williamsimpson2777]

Anyone got a link to the lads potting the black ball with their mate's head as the pool cue? that was epic!

[@atrary988]

“Oh no!!” Pig in the gaff!” 😂😂

[@christycullen2355]

The banana one killed me. The noise 🤣

[@JoshLathamTutorials]

0:50 that's the most British thing I've ever seen.

[@sphinx9491]

I enjoyed that ;)

[@kennade7892]

Thanks! Much appreciated!

[@skyeeexox]

3:25 I felt this guys pain

[@sasha-fj4ex]

3:26 JKKSJSISKSKK I CANT- RUGHT WHEN HE HIT THE POLE MY IPADD FELL SMACK DAB ON MY FACE-

[@CalSprigley]

I died at the banana one

[@jameselliot9114]

the way the horse threw her off lol

[@GamingDog6]

That guy left blood on his fence bro

[@princeandrew9073]

Did anyone else not realise the plant at 5:15 and thought that it was the old guys blood when he hit the pavement.

[@lucyrobson4667]

3:28 man falls. Subtitles: this is some hella good music hahaha

[@dom_lc.only192]

O.32 😂😂😂😂 the way it smacks his head🤣🤣🤣 SOOO CLEAN

[@researchguy2.088]

That horse really threw her in the water fam hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@zaksmall4925]

That big guy holding him back

[@stijnschutyser6021]

1:41 I had no idea timthetatman was british

[@youraveragescot]

its walt from beluga

[@yoinksscoob4889]

That one with the bread scared me, it sounded like someone was behind me lol

[@Peaceofmind899]

Boss i havent laughed harder in ages this is great

[@shoot_the_glass5654]

The banana skin prank f'king 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@The1979spike]

Can't. Stop. Repeating. The. Slapping. Banana.

[@TheeMrAbz]

Yes arguing with a girl in England will make you want to headbutt a lampost 😂😂😂 4:54, also I love how the guy filming is just having the time of his life , giggling away by his window

[@ayeready6050]

That was in Scotland mate but point taken 😂

[@Widdekuu91]

He knocked himself out, I would've called an ambulance for him.

[@TheeMrAbz]

@@Widdekuu91 but would you have laughed first? 😄 come on be honest 😆

[@Widdekuu91]

@@TheeMrAbz No, I wouldn't. I would be distressed. I've seen people selfharm when drunk or upset, I've seen couples fight and cry and I've seen people faint. I wouldn't have hesitated to pick up the phone before he smashed his head against the metal pole. I've seen what happens when people get bashed in the head with a pole, this is about the same thing. He was knocked out, ffs. And she just burst into panicked crying and didn't know what to do.

[@paballomolata8844]

1:35 I lost brain cells when I heard that.

[@liammc433]

That banana slapping the fellas head! 😂😂😂

[@lilme7052]

the pool que!!!! I nearly pissed myself!

[@studio-stirko5596]

Lady: crying Subtitles: [music]

[@TheDantheman12121]

I work at a fast food place that delivers food and there is someone who orders and gets delivery and she lives literally across the road.

[@Googar12]

The dominoes one had me dying

[@townsendlewis701]

The horse threw her in the water lolll

[@OpreRoma]

That banana skin finished me

[@jesselucero4581]

That banana was too fucking perfect haha