My Five Public Restroom Horror Stories

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[@ReviewTechUSA]

Turds are dangerous. That is all....

[@garochucollects]

Only Rich would make a Christmas special about shit

[@davidcopper6960]

Cool Story Brah.

[@nBasedAce]

The finger painting may have been part of a modern art exhibition.

[@archelonprime]

How oddly appropriate that your stories about shit tend to make me believe the perpetrators are worthless pieces of shit that I had to laugh at!

[@ryand8412]

impressive Christmas stories rich easily a classic.

[@suli568]

Rich no matter how many dislikes this video gets. Never remove it. It's gold.

[@ReviewTechUSA]

Not a chance. Alot of people either forgot or don't know what I have posted similar videos in the past.

[@suli568]

ReviewTechUSA Good good! Keep it up. :)

[@Animated__Freak]

He use to do off-topic videos all the time. But now cus their is so many new subs he get's hates for it. Same with his nipples jokes and stuff like that. Wouldn't be ReviewTechUSA unless it had some of it.

[@name62711]

ReviewTechUSA whoah whoah wait just a minute! i watched both of your dating nightmare videos just yesterday and you gym horror story

[@Alexk1ll1ngs97]

I don't understand the dislikes. I know Rich has a tech channel, but even though I've only been subbed for like a year I have watched loads of his older videos just for fun. And his gym, and date videos are some of his best and have wanted to see more like these. Plz do these more often if you have the stories Rich!

[@AndroxineVortex]

one time i went to the bathroom and a guy sitting in the toilet next to me opened a bag of chips and began eating them while crapping. How long of a dump are you planning on taking that you bring snacks??

[@mayormccheese2641]

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day

[@rockgod6180]

that's fucking hilarious!

[@mayormccheese2641]

+Vernon Parker I've watched this video several times because it's one of my favorites that Rich has done, and I see your comments every time I look through. So I'll be browsing the comments and just think to myself, "Oh. It's Vernon again." :p

[@rockgod6180]

8Bit_Nerd_2003 lol, that's cause this video and the comments are hilarious as hell. These stories are hilarious

[@piedradelaselvados]

AndroxineVortex honestly that sounds a great idea. Add a movie in my pc and you got a good one and a half hour of super cool alone time.

[@incoggodneat-o9215]

ReviewbathroomsUSA

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

Shit. I was going to say that. You beat me.

[@PeanutButterParker]

+ERROR: #290384AC but you made another toilet pun. SHIT!

[@MeatEatingVegan777]

Sammie The Squirrel LOL! XD

[@PeanutButterParker]

+ERROR: #290384AC your welcome...

[@peteresselgren9611]

+InCogGod Neat-O hahahahahahha

[@falcondorf]

The guy in the last story is RALPH!!

[@RetroRoadshow]

I was a janitor for 3 years.... I have seen some things man... I have seen . some . things.

[@ryancrawford6458]

Oh God... I can only imagine...

[@Exkaisen1]

thank you for your services. you are a brave person.

[@itiswhatitis6437]

There must be a special place in heaven for you

[@Deathdragon9991]

You have earned much respect and many more respects. You sir have somehow went threw the job of cleaning the room where the grossest imagas lie....where the perverts stalk....and where the evil in the world sleeps....

[@Method2k5]

***** Surely no one would do janitorial work while surviving on hotpockets for free.

[@Rem694u2]

This was a pretty accurate Alienware review. A big pile of shit on the floor beside the toilet. ReviewTurdUSA.

[@manintheflannel3693]

YES! YOU WIN THE INTERWEBS TODAY.

[@Blizzard199X]

Holy shit.

[@BishBoshBundle]

Best comment - ever.

[@jeffjoraj]

***** This... this should happen.

[@andrewcortez1311]

Lol nice comment

[@GamingInProgress]

"Whos gonna find this funny" I'm sitting here laughing my ass off the whole time

[@wowfrosted13]

yup

[@farhanrahman3609]

Same

[@stop836]

Same

[@iRatman_]

Same

[@didiwin5613]

i from Missouri as well as many times for free gta pc

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

10:08 when you fall into lava in minecraft

[@NSGx69]

wtf lmao

[@memberofchat2825]

i want a mod that replaces the hurt sound effects with rich's moans

[@magiceyesee4674]

@@memberofchat2825 That is so easy to do lol

[@memberofchat2825]

@@magiceyesee4674 i don't know anything about modding games

[@magiceyesee4674]

@@memberofchat2825 you don't have to mod it though. Change the sound files There should be yt videos about how to do it

[@JoJoMadara]

As someone who was a janitor for 4 years, I think the worst thing I ever had to do was this: I was finishing my rounds for the hour and had just finished thoroughly cleaning the mens bathroom. As soon as I reopen it up, a VERY LARGE man rushes in out of nowhere, because he sure as hell wasn't waiting for me while I was cleaning. But the guy ran in there and I didn't think much of it. I come back about 6 mins later because I left a few cleaning supplies in the bathroom, only to be met with one of the most offensive smells fucking ever. What I found was far worse, though. In the stall where the man entered, was a large pair of tighty whities on the floor with a mountain of shit weighing it down like the worlds most disgusting paperweight. I look up, and there is shit streaked across the wall adjacent to the toilet. And the toilet itself? Ruined. Clogged, desecrated and just simply ruined. Idk what the fuck happened but it obviously looked like one hell of a struggle. Worst part? I slapped on a dusk mask, goggles, and latex gloves, grabbed the most heavy duty cleaner we had, and proceeded to start the literally shittiest part of my day. Long story short: Fuck people who shit everywhere

[@brucelindahl9814]

Make that guy clean up his own mess!!

[@DuSlothster]

These types of videos bring me back xD

[@ImInAgonyLOL]

Bitches are crazy

[@starryskies3768]

Bring you back to what?

[@Lgm15D]

StarrySkies Newb #Exposed

[@kitty-lue]

Lgm15D LOL "Exposed!"

[@DjFrexira]

10:08 Roommate thought I was watching porn. Thanks, +ReviewTechUSA! Lol.

[@smellmyfuckingfaart2]

Ikr

[@DjFrexira]

Jeremy M We all know this.

[@DjFrexira]

Jeremy M Thanks for the TL;DR. I'll read it fully in a little. I'll make sure to check out the KZbinr you recommended, by the way. I also may seem like a dick for this, but I just don't understand criticizing someone for being cringworthy, no matter their condition. It's just the hard truth. Being bullied is one thing, but just because someone is autistic doesn't give them a free pass to not be called cringeworthy.

[@DjFrexira]

Jeremy M I never said those statements were criticism. I even clearly said, "Being bullied is one thing, but just because someone is autistic doesn't give them a free pass to not be called cringeworthy."

[@onigames7309]

+Nice shirt, man! Agreed. Rapping the ABCs should not get you money. And yes, you are stupid if you take Leafy too seriously XD

[@scottwinfrey519]

The worst one I've ever seen was back in junior high where somebody had thrown their shit on the ceiling and it was hanging down like a brown ice cicle

[@WellBeSerious12]

D-did you do in?

[@stew-03]

😂😂😂

[@ShadowACE1998]

Ok I can't top the last one but here's two shit stories of my own. A few years back I worked mall security. Yeah that's right, I was a mall cop. Anyway, one night I'm working and I have to use the restroom. I go in and step in a stall, and on the floor next to the toilet was a brick shaped turd. No kidding this thing was almost the exact shape and size of a red brick. Someone had to have taken the shit, then packed the shit into a brick sized rectangular cube, then placed said brick of shit on the floor. I was speechless. Not to mention a little impressed. It was pretty solid. The housekeeper that cleaned it up was able to pick this shit brick up and put it in a trash bag. She had to take it out to the dumpster because it was so well packed it would have instantly clogged the toilet. Ok story #2. Same place, same job, it was a Sunday morning. The mall itself opens the doors a couple hours before the stores open. I had just finished my rounds and was going to step out for a smoke with one of the housekeepers. Now because it was a Sunday morning, the housekeepers would leave the service garage door open. So we step into the service garage about to make our way outside, when from behind some equipment a guy stands up. The dude looks to be in his early twenties, and he is sweating profusely. It wasn't a hot day but he was seriously sweating. Before I could even say anything he asks me where the restroom is. I point to the open door and say, "Right in there." He bolts through the service garage door and runs right into the men's room. The housekeeper and I look at each other and before we can say anything we notice the smell of shit. We look at the floor and see a trail of shit leading from where the guy stood up all the way to the men's room. This guy shit his pants and trailed it to the restroom. Now this guy is in the restroom and we hear the sink running. It's obvious this guy is trying his best to clean his pants. A young couple walks up to me and asks if I have seen their friend. It turns out that the dude that shit himself is their friend. I tell them what happened and the three of us just lose it. We start laughing. The guy goes in the men's room to help his buddy out, I'm outside dying from laughing, and the girlfriend is is just shaking her head. Finally the pants shitter and his buddy come out and the three of them leave. That was over five years ago and I am positive to this day that the dude hasn't lived that down. I'm also sure that the buddy's girlfriend NEVER set him up with any of her friends. LOL

[@hologrampizza5432]

Story #1 takes shitt'n' bricks to a whole new level…

[@ShadowACE1998]

lol It does indeed.

[@jacobhopkins158]

THIS STORY HAS ME IN TEARS

[@WinVisten]

Rich should heart this comment.

[@wendigo2442]

in my middle schools lockeroom, a pipe burst. i had to hug the wall like kratos climbing mount olympus just to get by the shit water -_-

[@sandromnator]

lol

[@23madberty]

Plot of God of War 4 confirmed.

[@Shrek_Holmes]

I would use my penicls as chaos blades to stick to these walls

[@FishJJFish]

Love this story

[@wendigo2442]

Hunters Association eh, i tried but i got caught :(

[@victory1296]

One time at my football camp, someone took a very large shit where it was sticking out of the water by a couple of inches (half & half pretty much). My team and the team across from our dorm got together to look at this beautiful piece of nature and it got the nickname "Shit Everest."

[@A_78939]

Lol

[@wildfiresnap]

That is going to make me laugh for days...

[@PixelstarWASD]

I live in New York, and NO ONE is suprised by anything. Anything goes, which explains the cop's reaction perfectly.

[@KingHarambe_RIP]

Pretty much what I took from that. I'd be shocked if he acted any other way.

[@501stEliteClone]

+Anato The other day i was at Washington Square park and the bathroom had shit on the wall. Literally shit on the wall. I go to class and i come back with a sign on the door that said "THIS IS A MORAL DISGRACE" I started dying

[@CassetteFuture]

If you think New York is bad, wait till you see San Francisco. The public restrooms themselves are horror stories. You'd think you were in the Bronx during the 70's!

[@deathpyre42]

+simmzs259 There are these awful public restrooms near market street(tenderloin, city hall-ish) and people bang, do drugs and leave trash and used needles in them. Hopefully they've been decommissioned.

[@blazeshredz6817]

deathpyre42. nice sounds like nixens plan worked

[@senordiablo2856]

Some kid wanted me to come into the bathroom with him, I said no walked away and I hear some Teacher scream "OH MY GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!"

[@rockgod6180]

LMAO

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

*Queue the shower scene OST from Psycho.*

[@Reedster49]

I once was at the movie theatre and there was two litttle kids (who i'm assuming were brothers) at the urinal and the dad was behind them waiting for them to finish. He scolded them saying "Hey no sword fighting!" I couldn't help but to crack up laughing. The dad looked behind and gave me the dirtiest look xD

[@annemuha3766]

Once, when I was out of town, I was at this one department store, and sat down in the only stall to take a dump. I'm sitting there, minding my own business, when I hear a knock on the stall door. I tell the person it's occupied, and he goes away. Well, that's what I thought. After I got done doing my thing, I leave the stall, and see that that man was an EMPLOYEE, taking a SHIT in one of the two urinals. We made eye contact for a full half minute until I ran out the bathroom without washing my hands.

[@epicbeast999]

Somebody dropped a dookie in the urinal, mkay.

[@datsabucket4243]

That's disturbing. Jeezum WTH

[@Unjogratis]

+Razorak I've seen that episode of South park XD

[@mcspankyweinerjohnson1974]

+burger pants Dude, that's disgusting! You should ALWAYS wash your hands.

[@megascizor8275]

McSpankyWeiner Johnson who gives a shit

[@Dylan-rv8xj]

I made the mistake of eating chocolate ice cream while watching this. Never again...

[@JCavinee]

Liar

[@swagshoes6833]

Once I was at a Taco Bell. The bathroom was one of those family bathrooms. I must have forgotten to lock the door, because I was in the middle of taking a dump when a father and his three sons walked in. I expected them so say "Oops, sorry." and shut the door. But no, one started using the urinal, one started washing his hands and they acted like I wasn't there. I was sitting there my jaw dropped, I covered myself, and they didn't seem to notice me. So I pulled up my pants and ran out of there as quickly as possible. I wish I knew what was going on inside their heads.

[@goroakechi1068]

Swagshoes68 That's a pretty crazy story. I remember seeing a pile of shit in a urinal of my old middle school.

[@swagshoes6833]

In my middle school people would poop on the floor ever single day. After a while the janitors must of got sick of it because whenever someone pooped on the floor that bathroom would be locked. So then they did that to the other bathrooms. Eventually all of the boys bathrooms were locked so I had to hold my bladder till I got home.

[@shabarish2727]

Swagshoes68 hi

[@emiliorodriguez6394]

Swagshoes68 ayunos Fanny

[@fk_one_7789]

Goro Akechi when i was in middle school taking a piss in the urinal some wierd kid watched me the entire time before i could flush the urinal this kid puts his fucking finger in the piss and tasted it i was fucking shocked and the wierd thing was that this boy acted like this was completly normal Greetings from germany

[@michaelthaxton2845]

I almost never use public bathroom unless I really need to like really really need to

[@candiigurl7893]

"I'm not cleanin' up s**t". "Story number 2". "The person wouldn't have even given a s**t". "This guy just wanted to freak me out, and he was just bulls**ting". "…because you will encounter this s**t someday". So many [accidental] puns, lol. This video had me gone.

[@PortalgeckoJY]

I remember I was in Hawaii, and I had to take a dump, so I went into the restroom (it was one of those single toilet restroom with a lock on the door) and I had finished, but when I reached to grab the toilet paper I looked and saw ANTS crawling all over the toilet paper. No joke. It was terrifying, so I left without wiping. That was the last time I ever entered a stall or anywhere before checking the toilet paper roll.

[@jimjam742]

My restroom horror story is... It was the year 1995, and it was a dark, snowy day... BECAUSE IT WAS FRICKING CHRISTMAS! So me, being about 10 years old, is REALLY excited about my one and only Christmas present, which I assumed was a Super Nintendo (I already got a Genesis in 1991, still have it hooked up to the other TV in my gaming lair), but when I went to take a dump, and came back and unwrapped it... It was a Virtual Boy. Damn restrooms, they ALWAYS find some way to f*ck up your Christmas gifts when you're not looking.

[@23madberty]

Wow. Do you still have it?

[@jimjam742]

Yeah, I think it's in the back of the closet, upstairs...

[@23madberty]

Nate Dude I'm so sorry.

[@kogames6645]

did you call child services on your parents?

[@WinVisten]

At first I thought this comment was fake because I thought you said you got a Virtual Boy for Christmas in 1991.

[@nipr0xicus564]

I was in a public restroom pissing, and i hear a guy breathing heavy, i turn around the dude is wackin off while looking at me through the crack in the door. i high tailed it the fuck out of there.

[@rockgod6180]

that's...that's so fucked up

[@PoeLemic]

Don't knock it until you try it. I do that alot. It's the most erotic thing ever. Lot of fun.

[@slufffyg503]

Why tho

[@klob4524]

Slipped in pee in a gas station restroom and dislocated my ankle, I couldn't get up, the door was locked, I was on the opposite side of the room, and it was almost midnight so noone could hear my yelling.

[@Walht]

How did you escape

[@klob4524]

Called family is waiting on me

[@Walht]

kaleb esancy ok it seems a little funny

[@jg8049]

Lmao now thats funny!

[@thevigilante5623]

Are you Lucky Kleinschmidt?

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

When I was in 8th grade, the school faculty found a pound and a half of weed in the bathroom, and it turned out that somebody had hidden it above the ceiling tile, and it had broken through the tile.

[@mysterio1967]

Sam Geuvenen that was mine

[@demonjmh]

Sam Geuvenen i hid weed in the Ceiling tile once and the smell traveled through the vents and all down the hallways I was pissed that was 4 grams of some of the finest bud Ill probably ever have

[@TabaruNeko]

Eating dinner while watching this, the fuck is wrong with me? xD

[@MrPixelGoat]

Eating dinner in the morning?

[@TabaruNeko]

MrPixelGoat It's like 3 pm here, it was 2:30pm when I made my post

[@MrPixelGoat]

AlphaBlob Was the dinner good?

[@TheBlueshot123]

MrPixelGoat different timezones

[@stickypegasus45]

Everything is wrong with you.

[@Remlap1223]

Oh rich. Ohhhhh rich. You have no idea. The story I have heard. Some dude was going to the bathroom. His buddy was right behind him. He washes his hands. He decides to wipe them on his pants. It was the best decision of his life. His buddy uses the hand dryer instead. He got caught in a spicy turdstorm. Literally covered in shit. Please be careful out there.

[@rockgod6180]

WHAT THE FUCK?, there was shit in the hand dryer?

[@mmarsh1972]

Dude, its Grand Central. You don't even need to go into the bathroom to find the weirdos. Personally I avoid those restrooms like the plague.

[@donnylurch4207]

Can I talk about shitty bathroom designs for a sec? I've always valued my privacy in the restroom, ever since I was a little boy. I remember these fucked up stalls in some other elementary school I visited as part of a trip, where the doors were so short that even a little kid like me could look right over them at whoever was inside! I think they didn't even have locks! It was barbaric. What's worse, I swear I went to a school with stalls that had NO doors one time. What even the hell?

[@rockgod6180]

da fuck? lol

[@IsengardMordor]

i once saw a smiling face drawn with shit on the wall...

[@rockgod6180]

I would have high tailed it out of there if I saw that

[@IsengardMordor]

Vernon Parker i did and i puked on the way out.

[@nipr0xicus564]

someone drew a poo swastika somewhere :D

[@terrancevanliew1814]

As someone who used to clean women's bathrooms, I'd rather see poo than blood.

[@AlucardC99]

Terrance Van Liew 🤮🤮🤮

[@jossebrodeur6033]

Nothing has grossed me out more than having to clean up "Arianna was here" on the wall of a bathroom, written in period blood.

[@lacosta0892]

@@jossebrodeur6033 🤢🤢

[@Caffin8tor]

The groaning guy was probably me. Sorry about that. Not the Grand Central Spankin guy, the one before.

[@Josh-vg2lj]

I can see why you're into coffee now

[@kingbyrd.1512]

@@Josh-vg2lj lolz

[@BrosephStalin1914]

And this is where i don't go in public restrooms unless absolutely necessary.

[@jamesfisher4220]

yeah agreed it has to be threat level omega for me to use a public restroom for any thing more then a quick pee

[@kamakozy13]

Someone in my old high school last year took a shit and smeared it on the handles of the faucet and the door handle. I couldn't escape. I couldn't wash my hands or get out of the bathroom for some time. I was forced to clean it off with paper towels just to get out.

[@bubbleman2002]

+Azawa Medkour I would have climbed over the stall.

[@barbarasmith8070]

i would wait until someone else walks in

[@rockgod6180]

dude...the exact same thing happened to me during my junior year(2 years ago), except I just waited for someone to come in so I could escape

[@demonjmh]

Rock God this is your second comment claiming that the same thing happened to you

[@leonreaper90]

"I couldnt escape" XD oh my god..

[@MihaiKrieger]

Is public restroom your new sponsor ?

[@FEARSxCAMAR0]

The worst thing that happened to me was back in the 7th grade I had to take a shit. And while in the middle of it, two kids my age stuck their heads under the door of the stall and made full eye contact with me and said Hello. That was the last time I went to a public bathroom.

[@zombiekillerian]

Same thing happened to me except it was a special ed student so that just made it really awkward

[@Deathdragon9991]

Azzalack Nice one! Did he....do anything after you did that?

[@GatorMilk]

That one creepy guy you saw in your roomat night He swore and left. I washed my hands (I was just taking a piss) and left, and it never happened again.

[@Deathdragon9991]

Azzalack Wow im surprised nothing worse happend....well your lucky you didnt kick the wrong person...could have been pretty bad for you :(

[@kitty-lue]

Oh gosh, and I thought it was bad when some little kid stuck his head under the door of a changing room at a store. At least I had most of my clothes on, (all particularly important items of clothing on) and it was some confused little kid who probably didn't know any better. I fear the use of public restrooms even more now. Good thing I almost never have to use the restroom at school.

[@Mechimmortal]

That last story indeed made me shit and piss.

[@froedlmetallmann4643]

Why exactly did I choose to click on the video while preparing cinnamon porridge for breakfast? Instant regret.

[@wholepuncher1]

One day during school, there was extremely heavy rain. It was so intense that some streets in the area got flooded. Somehow the flooding was so bad that apparently shit was rising out of the gym toilets. We were actually sent home 1 hour early.

[@rockgod6180]

lol, that's fucking hilarious actually

[@mattwolf7698]

The sewer backed up at my high school once, the gym bathrooms flooded with sewage.

[@rockgod6180]

@@mattwolf7698 That's fucking nasty

[@sakkijarvisuomi2712]

I remember once at my school, somebody dumped a big load in the sink in the bathroom, then took a tissue, put some of the crap on the tissue, and threw it on the fan on the ceiling.

[@rockgod6180]

What is wrong with people?

[@pandorasflame7742]

The very last week of my Junior year of HS I went into the men's room to find that someone had sprayed diarrhea all over the stall, the walls, and even the ceiling. It was so bad that they basically painted the room brown with their feces.

[@codyssmith73]

I flooded a bathroom once..... 4th grade. Got 8 days suspension.

[@tinyNinja3]

Solid reason. At least the conversation with the principal was awkward.

[@codyssmith73]

Zcolby I was angry... had failed 3 tests that day. Plus I was bullied as a kid.

[@tinyNinja3]

Cody Smith Well, that's the past, no need to linger on to those thoughts.

[@codyssmith73]

Zcolby Agreed, moving on, enjoying my job.

[@ShaneTheShiggyHiggins]

How bad was it? Knee deep? Ankle deep? Chest deep? Glug glug deep?

[@Pentanix]

My worst experience was in Tunisia in the airport I was taking a shit a cockroach comes into the toilet THEN JUMPS ONTO ME, I am scared for life :(

[@swedishplayer97]

Dude. It was just a cockroach, swat him away.

[@Pentanix]

swedishplayer97 I did but it still scared the sh*t out of me xD

[@jbizra]

thankfully, you're a man.

[@23madberty]

Would you say it...scared the shit out of you?

[@ryancrawford6458]

23madberty OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1!¡!

[@DreamcastGuy]

As a gamer and tech hound, I completely see the point of this video. Quality turd stories, bruh.

[@taski1]

I remember reading this story where this guy had to take a huge dump that was so audible and violent that the guy in the next stall dropped his phone (that he was talking on) in the toilet and ran outside without washing his hands.

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

"WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!?!?"

[@JCavinee]

Stories that make no sense and didn't happen, for 1000

[@kaidendickerson7544]

My story: I needed to go to the bathroom when we where driving to my old house. So my mom let me go to the bathroom at Mc Donalds. When I got into the bathroom I saw a guy passed out in the bathroom stall. I ran out of the bathroom and I told a person at the counter. I ran out to the car and told my mom what happened. Yeah....

[@ECTheJmJ]

PlotTwist It was him in the end doing these stuff. --jk--

[@davinsweet3797]

Da,da, DAAAAAUUUUUGGHH!

[@ShaneTheShiggyHiggins]

Are you M. Knight Shyamalan?

[@ECTheJmJ]

... AWAY *flies away*

[@rawstreetfootage]

you need to do more horror stories like this. haven't laughed like that in years lol

[@a1be31s8x9]

10:15 my mom walked in

[@szskits9786]

Ain't that some shit.

[@Seapion]

My cousin was in a theater bathroom, and, while washing her hands, an old lady comes out of the stalls with an adult diaper that was FILLED (it was open, not folded like you would do normally) with shit, and just throws it under the sink. Didn't throw into the trash can that was only feet away; she threw it, open, right under the sink. People are disgusting creatures.

[@Weasawll]

I once went into a Walmart bathroom which I avoid at all cost but one day I had to go and I saw a pile of crap on top of the toilet paper holder...

[@mandyhiggans]

I was watching this while playing pokemon omega ruby. My marshstomp used mud bomb and I thought "Oh god why"

[@rocketsnips8078]

DO NOT EAT WHEN WATCHING!

[@guskathol266]

+Ethan Goulart no pun intended

[@rocketsnips8078]

Wat

[@guskathol266]

+AJP GAMING because Ethan goulart said. no shit. like because its a shit video it a pun

[@rocketsnips8078]

Ohhh kay?

[@rnrailproductions5049]

I made the mistake of drinking a beer and now I spit beer all over my floor God damn it.

[@Tahmitron697]

Anyone else remember Rich's girlfriend horror story?... "Bitches are crazy"

[@Daggerfall40]

That last story doesn't bother me at all, I live in Queens and work in Manhatten, I've seen my fair share of weird shit. Anyway, those nyc subway bathrooms are some of the most disgusting places on earth. I remember one time I had a little too much coffee and had to go badly. I got off the train (forgot the station, somewhere along the F line) and run to the nearest bathroom. I'm at the stall, I don't even fully unzip my fly when the smell of the bathroom hits me and I immediately throw up in the urinal I was about to piss in. I immediately wipe my mouth with my hand and got the fuck out there asap. Suffice to say, it was the worst smell I've ever experienced in my life. I ended up holding it in until I got to the restroom at work. Moral of the story? Public bathrooms, especially subway bathrooms are not worth, regardless of how badly you need to go.

[@Mechimmortal]

I remember the restrooms in Elementary School were the worst. Even High School. I saw everything from library books, sweaters and backpacks lodged in toilets. Turds on the walls and sink. Stalls with faulty locks or missing doors, allowing anyone to walk by and witness a shit taking place. Piss everywhere. It was a nightmare.

[@rockgod6180]

Damn...you should have seen my high school school bathrooms a few years ago. Shit on the mirrors, bloody tampons on the floor, turds in the urinals. Hell, this one time, someone took their shit and wrote "bush did 9/11" and "fuck me" on the wall. NO JOKE!

[@nipr0xicus564]

bush did 9/11? HAHAHHA

[@rockgod6180]

I fucking swear lol

[@standbehindbraum6178]

this comment section is quality reading, i love the community

[@comradestalin2199]

I have PLENTY of stories of going to take a shit in public restrooms and having to hear people make sounds while they are shitting...

[@MrElijahMurray]

+Comrade Stalin I purposely make unnecessary grunting noises when I shit in public to make people feel uncomfortable. You get some really neat reactions.

[@didiwin5613]

i underwear out of heart to profile im jackseticeye

[@ducksfolif977]

I'm watching on December 23 2015 Watching a year old special GG

[@Walht]

Ur gay

[@koopaking5400]

Shut up

[@Walht]

Man we're all so nice aren't we

[@radicalwarriorx9201]

+WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubeMan dude!

[@Walht]

Radicalwarrior x bruh!

[@bigdongjimmy4797]

9:33 *pushing out logs like a boss*

[@airthrow]

When I was working at BK when I was 15, I was sent to go clean the bathrooms. So I closed the men's room and was waiting for everyone to clear out to wash the floor. There's one old guy in the stall I have to wait for, and he starts pep talking himself whilst shitting. "C'mon, you can do it.... *groan*" I almost died laughing

[@izunia8436]

The worst experience I've had is walking in on someone taking a leak because they were stupid and didn't lock the stall door

[@tbb033]

I had someone walk in on me when I was peeing in a train bathroom. It wasn't that I was stupid, the lock on the door just didn't work.

[@izunia8436]

tbb033 well in my case the person was stupid and I know how frustrating it is when the lock is broken

[@AllieRX]

"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom."

[@AGameNetwork]

good for you heres a sticker

[@phirephoenix270]

I walked into the bathroom of my middle school and I have already seen some stuff ( soggy sandwich's in the urinals and stuff ). I walked in and I see this kid and he looks at me and we stare at each other for about 10 seconds before he starts bursting out laughing. I kept looking at him and he says "Hi" and bolts out of the bathroom. Behind him I see this long line of toilet paper coming from the toilet all the way up to the vent on the ceiling and it is soaking wet and dripping everywhere. How is it even possible to do that? Must have been in there for a while trying to do that. Really makes you appreciate the janitors!

[@ibraveheart5700]

Asteroid apophis 2029, the earth could use a good cleansing right about now

[@PseudoSpaceMarine]

High school bathrooms are FAR more worse than public bathrooms.

[@lul_9451]

This video is hilarious, Rich. You're great at telling stories.

[@KristysEdits]

HAHAHAHA! NEW SUB HERE!

[@DoctorMinjinx]

I shit you not! Huh? Huh? :D I'm funny right? No?..........Okay.

[@ignskeletons]

"Pinch a loaf"

[@xBlueBugx]

Good thing I'm a woman. There may be long lines for the bathroom, but at least nobody writes on the walls with shit.

[@atlas8827]

challenge accepted

[@waluigigrans]

Ur lucky

[@theguyyoucantstand6222]

I remember in a women's bathroom I seen a large picture of Satan written in shit with a star behind him, and I went in there because the men's bathroom was too full. What kind of weirdo would draw something as detailed as that in SHIT?!

[@KumoriGurasu]

I haven't seen poop text before, but I've seen numerous of unflushed toilets in the women's restrooms, whether it was at school or not. Just WTF, ladies?

[@GameDjeenie]

fake, we all know woman don't need to shit or fart LMAO.

[@tetsuorocks]

I had a similar experience to #1 cept the guy was right up against my bathroom looking through the crack in on me. I called mall security and they probably chased him though the mall. I hope he was arrested.

[@directkombat4575]

Big cheese fans disliked.... They need to get a life

[@ThierryRocksTV]

I remember watching this back in 2015 and I never forgot about the Steve + Andre story wow...

[@donnylurch4207]

I like to post pictures of horrific restroom discoveries on my Instagram, but I have not found anything nearly as bad as what you describe here!

[@michaelwalker552]

whats your instagram

[@GripChief]

*is this the ReviewRestroomUSA channel now?*

[@MrHenhen5]

Other people upload stuff like this, even when there channel has nothing to do with it. Why the dislikes? Do you honestly think this is going to become the norm on this channel?

[@TechmoSnowspark]

I remember when I was not paying attention to anything or anyone and I was looking down at my phone after I get off my plane at the airport as I accidentally walk into the woman's bathroom I sat down at one of the stalls and saw a tampon dispenser.................... YOU GET THE IDEA!

[@ShyanTheLegend]

Back in school we had cooking lessons and one lesson we had to create a curry. My friend made the most disgusting looking curry known to man. He infested it with so much shit and disgusting spices until the point where it looked like utter shit. The brown viscus substance he made known as "curry" was so foul that it was inedible and we were daring other classmates to consume a teaspoon of it during the lesson. After the lesson at break, we poured the revolting curry into a container and carried it into the school toilet. My friend opened the lid and threw the festering curry into the toilet cubical. The brown slime was oozing all over the walls and toilet seat and it genuinely looked like fucking SHIT. It spilled onto the floor and contaminated all the surfaces in that godforsaken cubical. The only giveaway that it wasn't shit was when he threw the container, the spoon inside it fell into the fucking toilet. After this horrific event we lurked outside the toilet and waited for the first victim to witness the disaster we created. An older student approached and proceeded to enter the toilet, my friends and I followed him and watched him walk right the fuck out when he saw the curry smother the entire damn cubical. After a while a few other kids walked in and they were laughing so much and called all their other mates. When some poor younger bastard walked in where the other kids were standing, they pushed the child into the shitty cubical and he slipped and fell onto the disgusting curry that infested the floor, walls and toilet seat. At this point the little kid was screaming and the boys that pushed him ran the fuck out of there. Rapidly wriggling on the slimy floor, slipping and skidding as he tried to stand up, the kid eventually burst out the toilet, absolutely covered in my friends brown curry and scuttled to a teacher, screaming and crying while everyone in the hallway laughed. It was fucking horrific but it was funny as fuck

[@Co-DB.]

at my high school (this has happened multiple times) someone took a shit in the sink. The first time i walked in the bathroom i was like "boy it smells like shit but hey it's a bathroom" i take a leak and go to wash my hands, and there's human defication in the sink. Like how does one even do that, the sink. what if someone were to walk in. And this has happened in multiple bathrooms throughout the campus. boggles my mind

[@rockgod6180]

+Official Co-D B. i would vomit if i saw that

[@EarlFaulk]

I remember the store I worked at for 10 years never had any of the cameras turned on despite theft being a huge problem. The store manager told me once he was missing over 700$ in DVDs. After the remodel they finally updated their system and had functional cameras. They still had a huge theft problem because half the managers didnt have the nuts to call the police. Apparently, they were afraid of lawsuits or some nonsense. One of the very first things I was told after starting was do not report anyone for theft, they wont do anything about it. Not surprised the cop did nothing....cops here in Akron sometimes no show 911 calls

[@ryno_8848]

I still watch this every year around December

[@maikerutv3383]

This is fucking great I’ve never laughed so hard lmao

[@itzspencerr1403]

Actually, the story about the robbery for the games was on the TV show World's Dumbest: criminals.

[@itzspencerr1403]

I think...

[@rockgod6180]

It was!! I remember it

[@metaluigi423]

10:09 Kills me every time! 😂 Put it on 0.5x speed. It’s fricking hilarious! 😂

[@fraserlaidlaw7358]

Lol some kid in my elementary school used to shit right in the middle of the bathroom floor every day

[@anarcho-linuxism4933]

My uncle was at a gas station using the urinal and this kid came in and grabbed a piece of gum that was stuck in the other urinal and ate it.

[@rockgod6180]

that's freaking gross!

[@hunterv431]

I found a gun and about half a puns of meth and pot in a restroom

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

Sorry....

[@cedmu7296]

What happened?

[@mrpartysack6540]

That sounds amazing. I would have sold it

[@sir313jonsson]

did you take the kush?

[@SoIoCreep]

What did you do with it? Half a pound? I could have made 2 grand or more off of that. Depending on the quality of course.

[@JustAmeerah]

very cool vid haha i also made a vid on annoying restrooms but its a lot different then yours its not story telling lol! awesome vid haha

[@jebvoorhees125]

Back in the day I made hand sanitizer for a living. Most of the time people wouldn't flush, leaving a chili bowl for some unfortunate soul to discover. I'm quite sure one of the owners was behind it.

[@andrewwhite8734]

Here's my story, several years ago, my family and I went to a restaurant (can't remember what it was called) and I excuse myself to go to the bathroom, when I get in there, I open an empty stall and just about jumped back as, and I'm not exaggerating, there was a football sized pile of wet yellowish shit, just sitting there on the seat! What the hell did this bastard eat?

[@rockgod6180]

+Andrew White that would have made me lose my appetite

[@depressedowl]

only in america

[@davinsweet3797]

Murcia....fuc yeaaaaa!

[@SuperNordmann1066]

MURICAN FREEDOM FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@davinsweet3797]

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[@davinsweet3797]

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[@davinsweet3797]

***** Fuc..Yeaa? Uhhhhhhh. lol

[@cedmu7296]

ReviewWasteUSA

[@Daniel-ye3tm]

This was the funniest video Rich ever made.

[@hackenschere]

MAN I cant believe this was four years ago!

[@captiankirkgames4385]

hackenschere almost 5

[@hackenschere]

Well... now we’re on 7 years

[@RisenFromDarkness_1880]

8 now. Almost 9

[@calebgardner7943]

I have two stories of my own. In 5th grade, I went into the bathroom to take a piss, and I see two guys in front of a stall laughing. So for some reason, I look inside, and there was a piece of shit stuck to the FRONT of the toilet. My second story, also in 5th grade, happened after I heard some rumors that I doubted. There were rumors going around that the second floor bathroom had flooded with shit. I didn't believe them, so to prove them wrong, I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom. When I arrived, I saw the floor COVERED in piss water and little green turds scattered around the floor and the WALLS. I will never forget these days.

[@rockgod6180]

good times huh? lol

[@calebgardner7943]

Vernon Parker Yeah, elementary school was a blast.