"My Gender Is A Green Orb" - Crazy People On THE BUTTON.

[@AlexHernandez-gn6rd]

Hahahaha why is ABA mad lol s club is gay bro sorry hahahaha he's sooo mad 😡!!! Nah bro ok NSYNC ya.. fuck it. Backstreet boys ok whatever. But s club ???? GAYyyyy!

[@AbaNPreach]

Bro... How is the music group with ladies in it more ghey than the all male boy band? Thats like you being out here suckin d*ck and call me ghey for eating poom poom. Y R U GHEY?

[@IScreamedWolf]

Y’all just be getting in the comments saying anything

[@jonbruce4930]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@adunce.5422]

@@AbaNPreach Yo bro, if you need a therapist, I’m here for you ($12.99 an hour).

[@lamarledennis3220]

Alex I will fight you

[@Slushcams]

"Those two girls look like they walked into a thrift store naked and were only allowed to grab 3 items" This shit got me crying laughing bro

[@thevrana]

And they had 30 seconds to do it.

[@brojuleslewis2178]

😂🤣

[@skinder124]

I read this comment before he said it. I still laughed out loud when it came up.

[@GummyBearWA]

They also puttheir make-up on in the dark.

[@user-op6kt8pg9y]

The hasan part killed me

[@Tudor_Rusan]

"How do you feel about pets? Specifically, bed bugs." - that was an absolutely brutal and underrated takedown, Aba.

[@michialphelps2339]

Bed bugs aren't attracted to trash and filth they are attracted to blood. Anybody that isn't rich their whole life should reasonably be aware of this fact yet both Aba and Preach are oblivious which means.....

[@chongert6396]

Fr bro sent her to kingdom come with that shit

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@sixk8333]

It wasn't brutal you fcking loser

[@ramenwithaliens5431]

I love it how he said it and I saw this comment😂

[@ShinJTManiac]

Mental Health

[@HeavenOrHell74]

...is true wealth 🙏🏾

[@zantiquechm3960]

...is neglected too often.

[@FelixMuk]

@@HeavenOrHell74 Only if you have a stable mind.

[@yngstix]

Bars

[@crow6050]

3 days ago?🤔

[@thewaydownmachine]

I'm glad to know these people's standards are so high, they'll never breed.

[@ayporos]

'Green orbs' don't breed to begin with bro.

[@3amDayDreamer]

@@ayporos 😂😂😂😂

[@SanguinaryIV]

Sir ... greater words have never been spoken

[@Elketjeable]

Amen!!!

[@Mattie_Ice]

@ayporos Right you are cotton.

[@maia3420]

So even lesbian/bisexual women do not want a woman with a high body count. Oh the misogyny!

[@imjustgonnasayit415]

INTERNAL misogyny 😂😂😂

[@Ravenbones]

They were brainwashed by the patriarchy to project that behavior because of the abusive toxic society they live in where they cannot be animals of love and sex as designed. Men ruin everything. -Some red headed (dyed) person somewhere.

[@goblindvd]

Paradox is a hell of a drug

[@ReiMizere]

Patriarchy

[@Ash_twd]

Lmao I don’t think anyone wants someone with a high body count 💀 it’s gross

[@marlom7882]

“You guys are catching Ls by *that* person?” Right? My self esteem would take a massive hit

[@kataimason3230]

But there's no need why put yourself a steam through that it's not worth it shorty got insecurities and it's buzzing everyone based off of her insecurities I'd have been popping champagne on the way out

[@jonathanjacobs7063]

No cap I'd seriously be upset

[@juicewilliss]

People have taken worst Ls just to be on TV...mouhoohahahah

[@killerdrew99]

@@kataimason3230 What??? “YOURSELF A STEAM”

[@kataimason3230]

@@killerdrew99 my dude I spark a blunt before the video 😭😭😭 it's on me

[@networknomad5600]

"Yeah, I see myself as a green orb in my mind." *The Button presses itself.*

[@PriestApostate]

I thought she was being funny with her response...

[@PriestApostate]

@@actualwafflesenjoyer What I am saying is that I think she was intentionally attempting to be humorous - not that she was "crazy."

[@DavidBaronStevensPersonal]

"they both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take 3 items" Aba just won the internet.

[@dapo3538]

😂😂😂💀💀

[@Godeias]

That was one of the best roast lines ever said in history!!

[@_peepee_]

i actually liked the green orbs outfit

[@harrambou9468]

5:51 for myself and others should we return 😂

[@AHersheyHere]

Everyone wants to be the rejector, they aren’t looking for a partner, they want a power trip.

[@plzletmebefrank]

Ouch.... But true.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@love-ip7sz]

I hate how this describes a lot of modern dating...

[@juanitaf.m]

When a person is truly desiring a partner, being the rejector only becomes a power trip for people with low self-esteem.

[@melrobertson2743]

The only point of this "game"

[@johnlewis1830]

"Mental health" He's only joking a little but he's actually serious and absolutely correct 💯😂

[@rickvandam3238]

i say it now to my friends and the ones who called me phobic for it i cut contact with well some the ones who just lemme be i can hang with

[@AdamLove-me]

Frankly it depends on what you're hating on. If it's just being gay or trans in general, then you technically are homophobic, but Green orb girl? Mental health, bro. I completely agree.@@rickvandam3238

[@Darkstar2425]

The one annoying ass thing about the button is that one overly picky person can just run the whole thing because people are being nice and not eliminating them. Like damn okay. Must feel nice to have all the power. OOPS now you're out! How does rejection taste? Shallow ass people man I swear

[@MargaretRodriguez9GenY]

I mean, what normal person would be on a show like this looking for a deep meaningful relationship anyway? It's not surprising some of the participates would be shallow.

[@huare7946]

Why would you NOT be picky, it adds to entertainment

[@Darkstar2425]

@@huare7946 This is a valid point! I definitely feel a surge of satisfaction when that one person finally gets out LOL! NOW YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS BEING REJECTED! Fuck outta here! Bye bye! See you never! XD

[@Darkstar2425]

@@MargaretRodriguez9GenY On god. As our boys mention here, everyone just oozes fakeness during this whole show. Makes for pretty funny entertainment though I must admit.

[@Gchildwarrior]

I like the idea that someone mentioned: have the button randomly kick out whoever presses it That way one person doesn't sit for too long

[@PuddilyOops]

“They both look like they walked into a thrift shop and were only allowed to take three items.” That is a solid burn and I’m stealing it ☠️

[@damonestephens8722]

The fact that she doesn’t find him attractive but don’t even wash her sheets is hilarious

[@IamINERT]

she just scared of being rejected first

[@RealQueenBowsette]

that's indeed..... hilarious!

[@reyis_here945]

@@IamINERT nahh n**** she's scared of soap

[@alexglenn2122]

She was terrified after ahe saw his reaction and panic slammed the button

[@IamINERT]

@@reyis_here945 lol

[@Jeremy-wp4yh]

The first girl was rejecting people based on her own insecurities.

[@neoreign]

Isn't that everyone in this twisted society?

[@tobiaslawrence8928]

Right this chick doesn't wash he sheets or her ass I would be more embarrassed than the bald guy.

[@Jeremy-wp4yh]

@@neoreign no. Not everyone is afraid to date someone "better" than themselves.

[@mathieul4303]

Meh

[@janovcar]

@@Jeremy-wp4yh Almost every straight woman is dating someone better than themselves.

[@badrequest5596]

the problem with this button thing is that everyone wants to be on the spotlight, so everyone will rush to push the damn button. if the rules were changed to whoever pushed the button got himself eliminated, things would be much more interesting. it would just go on until one of them was like 'ok i can't deal with this i'm pullin out!'

[@Nautules83]

i like that idea

[@nothingnobody1454]

It would generate enough cringe to power l.a. I love it

[@badrequest5596]

MoistCrytical came up with it and i also think it could work. Also the cringe would be delicious

[@blunt2416]

The person with the LOWER SELF-ESTEEM will always have the Itchiest of Trigger Fingers (or hands)

[@cjlooklin1914]

Eh, I suspect that would have the same result. The least self aware, most insecure person would have the highest chance of staying till the end. The first girl buzzed off 3 people in like 2 seconds and they were all better than her XD

[@Batmonthesequel]

Honestly if you sit down with a guy who can show up looking somewhat put together, washes his sheets, AND still smiles at you after learning you sleep in your own filth you owe it to yourself to look past “being attracted” for at least one more question. Like bistch, you don’t know

[@Shooter_POS_Mcgavin]

The first girl eliminated 3 people, thats 3 people more than she had any right to eliminate. The nerve of someone who only washes their ass once a month and thinks they can reject anyone

[@AsiyaIammuah]

AHAHAHAHAHHA

[@josealvarez-lv7iu]

Louder for the people in the back 👏 I'm sick of these overweight ugly ogres thinking they got power. Have a damn spine people !

[@sub-harmonik]

.. she said sheets not ass lol

[@bunnyboo6295]

Those dirty bum people tend to be the pickiest ever notice its the really fat ugly girl more likely to have high standards they are overcompensating perhaps there is a belief surround yourself with the top people and others will think you look like them or they pretend delude themselves into thinking all the people they with are top so they must be the same in their head. As an average person felt bad for the odd ugly sitting by themselves, they are very rude when you're not a 10 trying to be nice to them they whine complain no one likes them but reject average and below people that offer kindness

[@GeeseH]

Thought they were talking bedsheets not asses, I'll have to watch it again.

[@LeeEverett1]

That first chick was definitely just trying to stay on for as long as she could. Probably the only time in her life where she felt she had the spotlight on her.

[@Bonesawisready926]

Here and that ugly ass red eyeliner

[@bufflatino5121]

*She's a ROUGH 2 at best.*

[@oso2935]

@@bufflatino5121 not even bro not fucking even

[@backcountryme]

@@bufflatino5121 that eye makeup didn’t help any either.

[@joanna0988]

@@bufflatino5121 -2 for the dirty sheets 😫

[@MrJayrock620]

When she said “I identify as a green orb”…. I’d keep walking straight past the table and to the exit if I was the next guy 😂

[@willchurch8376]

Yeah well the button can't go anywhere, dude.

[@MrJayrock620]

@@willchurch8376 sucks to be the button then, cause I got legs and I’d be fuckin using em 🤣

[@Jerbraska]

pretty sure she was joking

[@DAILY-MOTIVATIONer]

@@Jerbraska Wheres the funny?

[@Jerbraska]

@@DAILY-MOTIVATIONer didnt say it was

[@blvckaf8258]

"walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take 3 items" is a WILD bar 💀

[@aaronperez09]

The button should honestly eliminate the person who presses it instead. The conversations and interactions would be so much more meaningful, entertaining, and most importantly GENUINE.

[@TheAmateurPodcast]

Or there is a random time frame at for the show anywhere from 5 seconds to a minute where pushing the button switches between eliminating yourself vs eliminating the other person. Makes it risky.

[@alphafish4756]

@@TheAmateurPodcast honestly this is a much better idea than these people pressing the button only to power trip.

[@mills8]

Wouldn’t make the conversations more genuine, people would just be staying in conversations they don’t wanna be in because they wanna stay in the chair.

[@2BsWraith]

@@mills8 Yeah and they can edit that out though?

[@threex0xthree]

I just got from a penguinz0 video about the same one and he proposes the same or similar thing too.

[@es68951]

Green Orb girl is toxic positivity incarnate… “I wanna look like a good person, but I’m a horrible person, so I’m just gonna do this sad puppy face and lie to you”

[@rbaleksandar]

Remember that one? "I'm a good person" 😂

[@redking36]

I thought that was the girl before her. Green Orb girl was more though.

[@sixk8333]

You're looking into it too much

[@Robinthebank__]

She is into some slime worship shit

[@blop-a-blop9419]

@@sixk8333 nah, he *seeing.* maybe "horrible person" is an over-reach, with such little we've seen, but damn hypocritical about her negative feelings towards someone, that's for sure. She doesn't accept the responsibility for feeling negative towards something, disliking a person, so she makes up lies and excuses and fake faces. That's facts. Thta's how she behaved with the first one 100%.

[@anipigs]

The way Preach imitated the interactions between American women was SPOT ON.

[@jmaysjr1]

The first girl (Hannah) was eliminating people before they could eliminate her. Evidenced by trying to eliminate the girl who ultimately eliminated Hannah. That girl looks better than Hannah and Hannah was attracted to her. Hannah is a classic example of majority of women in the dating pool: average looking at best but relishing the power to reject people.

[@monkeybench]

I mean...they also gave her a prostitute, a twink in a poly relationship, an obviously gay/questioning dude, and the girl from the dumpster behind the thrift store

[@sayba6766]

yea

[@pantsenfuego9986]

She legit rejected Sapphire for being sex worker. and hotness didn’t matter

[@TernaryOp-4]

Don’t forget you can play the same tune with the same results….growing old alone or in and out of relationships.

[@stxlaxPP]

It's a sad world when THAT looks better than THAT

[@brickman3641]

She Dove on that button the moment he said he was in a poly relationship. Between that and eliminating that sex worker so fast, I don't think she's into sharing her spouse. Monogamy what a crazy idea right.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@minecraftvvg4250]

Green hair girl: my gender I identify as a green orb ABA: mental health Never laughed so hard

[@whatchyagonnado]

When i first saw this comment, i thought the orb part was a joke 😂

[@bigbay1159]

The thrift shop part got me harder

[@pg7607]

She’s “racist” to the other colors!😂

[@tiffanykim2773]

Did she say gender or in her head? 😂

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@lancecummard4123]

When you two are just throwing out jokes and going off “script” is when I crack up the most!

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@danaysiapaul3206]

@@jamesdoakes4956 um hello abas BEEN HELLA racist & mad misogynistic almost in an effort to prove how much he hate women …

[@cremeschnitte9185]

@@ItzMalick still trying to find who asked

[@HalfbreedTrini]

@@jamesdoakes4956 what did they say?

[@njux1871]

@@jamesdoakes4956 what. i just remember sneako talking like a confused cultist. what precisely did aba say?

[@lubinkaaa]

You are the friends I've always wished I had....but never really had. Thank you for making me laugh. 😄

[@seansangvannguyen9266]

I think Cr1TiKaL said it best. Make it to where the contestants press the button for themselves to leave as apposed to the other person. Makes it a lot more interesting that way.

[@mutemain8610]

⬆️

[@Sephiroso.]

Instead of changing the shows format, cause it works, i say make that it's own new show.

[@12th.jahlil]

this show does not work. The goal of the show is to find love. If the creators want to just show off how unforgiving people can be then keep it but to truly actually be a dating show the button needs to be whoever presses it needs to leave​@@Sephiroso.

[@onemorescout]

@@12th.jahlil Nah the goal of the show is to content farm there’s no love involved

[@suppertimesims]

But then he said it wouldn't work because then what if there's one guy who's stuck there for a long time because no one wants to be there

[@trevj8604]

This game makes NO sense it’s straight stupidity. It causes every participant to seek a power trip and screen time rather than pursuing and actually getting to know these people.

[@monsesh1316]

That's the point. It's for our viewing pleasure. Them looking for a relationship is secondary.

[@JustJohnny666]

i wouldn't even call it "viewing pleasure". it's stupid. people just jump to click the button and you race for it as soon as 1 thing isn't good with you.

[@trevj8604]

@@monsesh1316 it doesn’t give me any pleasure, it would give me pleasure if it was structured in a way that made sense

[@JustATotalNerd]

@@JustJohnny666 so basically like a dating app?

[@Fozzy10XT]

That's why they make money

[@theezenriarinze9203]

Gotta love how the 1st girl who doesn't wash her bedsheets rejected the other girl because she felt intimidated by her lmaoooooo

[@Gail_the_Snail]

It’s prolly because the girl she was intimidated by looks freaking homeless. It’s a stinky girl power dynamic !!

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@WeartheGoodSocks]

Glad I watched until the end. The 16:43 "omg, no you" montage was so funny.

[@daly0206]

Yessss LMAO

[@TheOnlyTaps]

"They both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take 3 items each" 😂🤣😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣 fam

[@TheOnlyTaps]

And the honorary "Mental Health" 😭😭😭

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@thiagots85]

That first girl just wanted to stay for the longest to feel good about herself. And you could see that the Pie react to press the button, thought about it, saw the other one raise her arm and Pie went with full force. And the Heely dude has a list. You know he has a list. We all know he has a list. And a heely altar. The list is probably near that altar.

[@BigJohnson911]

She only washes her ass once a month.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@noctxrnal_cnvs]

Preach's impersonation of women complementing other women is the funniest ish I've heard today 🤣🤣

[@visitjessiechan]

Made my whole day LOL

[@noctxrnal_cnvs]

@@visitjessiechan same! Lmao

[@oso2935]

@@noctxrnal_cnvs na I cried at this shit and it’s so true 😭

[@noctxrnal_cnvs]

@@oso2935 it was so spot on!!

[@Elhastezy888]

That sh*t was straight *FiRE!* 🔥

[@Coffycoloredworld]

This video had me laughing my ass off from start to finish hilarious yall are too much definitely needed that

[@DJUniMekaju]

Wow. It feels nice to see others finding dating to be a scam. Just start off making friends, folks. People are more likely to show their true colors if they don't think they're going to get anything special out of it.

[@lunarbunny3021]

My sister married her childhood friend, they have known each other since they were five. They grew up together, and then eventually realized their feeling for each other went deeper than friendship. They’ve been together for 35 years

[@LordVodka313]

This person gets it. Stopped dating years ago. Making friends and the like gives you the opportunity to see how people behave and their values when there's no incentive to fake it

[@DJUniMekaju]

@@lunarbunny3021, please tell your sister I'm so happy for her and her husband. Thanks for sharing. 🤗

[@DJUniMekaju]

@@LordVodka313, sounds like you stopped, too, cuz you realized the same thing as me. 😆

[@djjukeboxhero6491]

Too bad this method don't work on friends with benefits.

[@Mackarre]

Button is so randomly shady, pre screening really be ruining peoples chances

[@onemorescout]

It’s all for the content

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@sebswede9005]

"So, when was the last time you had sex?" Peter Griffin: "I just sat down. Who the hell starts a conversation like this!?"

[@nathanw9770]

W interaction 🤣

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@TheJandRReptiles]

this entire video had me in tears the entire time. love this

[@sja6331]

favourite video😂

[@ApeLikeThinker]

I love how when a lesbian says stuff like “It was the spandex” is totally ok but if a man said that about a woman he’d be canceled. 🤦‍♂️

[@fruitesther]

Lol yeah but wouldn't the equivalent be a gay man saying that about another man tho?

[@candideggplant1575]

@@fruitesther people are more touchy about calling dude things gay.

[@Yilto]

No lol what world are you living in

[@jironcummings1299]

Double standards SON !!!!!!!!

[@hiroshi7025]

Though I agree with that and am often one reminding it in important situations, living every sentence said by the opposite sex with this rethoric must be tiring as fuck. Are you guys ok ? That was just a light hearted remark, bro. And no, I don't know where you live, but absolutely NO ONE on earth would get canceled over this. Americans are dumdum but not that much lmao.

[@Hijodeganas1]

"they both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and were only allowed to take three items". Okay, that was the THIRD time they had me laughing out loud and that was the hardest I laughed...

[@icu3869]

“Thrift shop?” More like an “80s movie teen” taking the day off. (“ BEULLER? BEULLER? Anyone?ANYONE?”)

[@TaddiestMason]

Why isn't The Button a way to leave the date? Why doesn't the person who pushes the button get to leave? Why does the person who's Quick Draw McGraw on the button getting to kick the other person out? The content would be much better if the person pushing the button left instead of the way they do it now.

[@aunox5657]

Because they want to make this as cringey and humiliating as possible...thats what gets the views.

[@WaldemarPerezJr]

I agree but ☝🏼 The show was made for people with only 30 seconds attention span.

[@liyaziiii3026]

I would actually love to see that!!!

[@nothingnobody1454]

@@aunox5657 the reverse will actually generate MORE awkward moments as the contestants try to outlast each other or drive the other into pushing the button. More fights, too

[@AHersheyHere]

Smart man, you definitely put more thought into it than the show creators.

[@yanalee23]

I love y’all I feel like we can have some real ass conversations with out bias one of the few male perspectives I respect

[@okayimsorry5473]

Reverse the genders of your comment and think about how it would come off.

[@miguelbranquinho7235]

The bias is yours, sister.

[@count4045]

That last section, Preach imitating how women compliment each other... pure gold. I died laughing XD

[@coachnobody3232]

The skater boy came in and managed to make someone who thinks they’re a green orb look sane. Legendary.

[@TheDanAge]

huh? how?

[@Soulinfamous]

Would you not be annoyed that someone classified wearing Heelys as being a skater?

[@akumaku7930]

I've seen a green orb before...in the Doom game..

[@victorstrh]

Honestly to me it just felt like he was memeing the entire time.

[@coachnobody3232]

Dude is obviously an incel who wears shoes he knows are for kids ands gets defensive and bitter the second someone sniffs at pointing that out. Out here tryna reject Pie NOT because she calls herself pie and colors herself like algae but because she insulted his shoes accidentally. Unreal

[@thesoundpurist]

10:05 while she's saying "I'm a green orb" I would have turn 180 degrees and passed the door even without warning the crew about it. Being confused like this about yourself... fix your issues then I'll maybe believe you can bring something to the table so we can negotiate a stable relationship, my God....

[@AtheneHolder]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@ayyylmao101]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@timbelcijan9858]

Jesus christ, what are you people smoking these days?? It's called sarcasm, look it up!

[@Wabbelpaddel]

@@timbelcijan9858 Found the gender freak

[@LethalByChoice]

@@timbelcijan9858 You're a little naive aren't you.

[@Zelaznog93]

holy fuck, the how does *women compliment each other part* made me just burst!

[@ClaudiaAndreaTV]

Aba - “I don’t know boy bands, I’m straight” Also Aba - “I know the songs AND the choreo”! 😂

[@julisacastillo574]

LMAO. Preach was so accurate about how woman compliment each other "i wanna hug you till you die" 😆

[@gettingmulla8461]

That’s how😂😂

[@Langley_Ackerman19]

Cringe AF

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@143bunzy]

When women are this fake towards each other in terms of compliments doesn't that diminish the compliments they receive and in turn women wouldn't even accept those compliments as actual compliments? Idk man

[@julisacastillo574]

@@143bunzy some people might feel that way! Sometimes if I don’t notice the person is being fake, I might genuinely accept the compliment. Just depends on the situation

[@Hysterically_Accurate]

16:05 as soon as she says thirst trap, thrift shop girl IMMEDIATELY glances at her gonzagas.

[@SaintDrahcir]

I think it is safe to say that we are completely devolving as a society. Doesn't surprise me that each person that showed up there was "special" in a extra kind of way.

[@dapo3538]

I mean it is Seattle 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Dylangreat123]

Bro that KZbin channel only brings on sjw woke tards. But yeah I feel society is devolving as well

[@Gwarzonicus]

i really dont think thats the case, these people are just a loud minority, who are all over social media. but our kids can easily be influenced by this if we dont control their screen time

[@SaintDrahcir]

@@Gwarzonicus - that's the issue though. These "youths" are sometimes as dumb as a box of rocks. They use very little to no analytical skills or even research to verify their outlandish claims. Most of these ridiculous ideas can be disproven in about 5 minutes or less.

[@shirin8609]

Internet dating shows are not real life. Back when I was a young whippersnapper, we used to say, "TV is not real life." Darn this highfalutin fancy technology!

[@LorenzoCalgaryRealtor]

After 1st girl: Perfect example why our society is messed up: the entitlement on that girl is over 9000.

[@heraldofoblivion499]

Nah, just white women

[@joanna0988]

It really is. My husband has 25-30 employees at a time and he hates hiring people under 30 because they will come in when they feel like it and then ask for a raise 🤣

[@kingks1325]

@@joanna0988 Since we’re making generalizations this is much more common in women under 30 as opposed to men under 30.

[@joanna0988]

@@kingks1325 Well my husband owns a warehouse so he mostly hires men and I can't speak to how women in this age group act but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same. Also it's a generalized opinion but it's lived experience of running a business since 2007 and seeing this trend of flakiness just in the last 7/8 years.

[@kingks1325]

@@joanna0988 Fair enough, just know when I worked at a warehouse majority of the problems we had were female hires under 30. Obviously that’s anecdotal but others in similar situations have corroborated that as well. Plus since it’s majority male dominated women coming in and exhibiting those negative traits stand out much more then the few men doing it.

[@tricialemon]

That was the best damn representation of women complimenting each other I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭 I’m genuinely shedding tears

[@gainzairplanes1551]

Thrift shop three items was the FUNNIEST shit Aba has ever said. Shit had me spittin’!!!

[@albar.3038]

15:30 Aba you’re killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@A.Lien98]

The fact that my dad is a pro Volleyball player and this one goes “of course is a gay sport” I showed to him and he went on a rant hahaha

[@Snoop_Dugg]

What did he say 😂

[@Gail_the_Snail]

@@Snoop_Dugg yes, tell us @ale_Grate

[@A.Lien98]

Mostly after she said she a sex worker “These damn b*tches be juggling balls in the daily and selling themselves for five bucks online and they think their damn opinions are valid? Them clients should keep the d*ck in her mouth so she stops talking stupid sh*t I gotta clarify he’s in his 60s 😅

[@ItzMalick]

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[@Ravenbones]

So the button turns red instantly for everyone else but for Skaterboy the button takes forever? Sounds like a set up to not let him continue.

[@CaulkMongler]

It was a setup to milk the awkwardness. For the views, duh.

[@ItzSailorChaos]

They cut some of the clips out so it's probably happens more or less frequently than what's shown

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@ashleyanstett6603]

Every once and awhile you all say something that kills me. “ they both look like they walked into a thrift shop naked and we’re only allowed to take three items.“ HILARIOUS

[@TamaraGKing]

When you guys know the most random uk artists and songs i can't lie in soooo here for it! As a new fan and sub from the uk 🇬🇧 ❤️ 💙 💛

[@Murderface666]

Alternate universe: Skater Boy: "Do you like The Cure?" Thriftshop Girl: "Yes!" Skater Boy: "Well I dont." (hits button) "This is Megadeth." (plays "Sweating Bullets")

[@crappyaccount]

@@ItzMalick no

[@fallenknight5298]

@@crappyaccount Do not answer, it's useless, report as spam instead. To everyone reading this, please do the same!

[@ronin4303]

Damn imagine a man not wanting to date a sex worker he’d be called everything under the sun by women and This broad literally says it’s cause she said she was a sex worker and she’ll go on without no one bashing her “preferences”. Double standards gentlemen

[@noblegalifreyan4551]

It's femcel name calling they feel entitled to a relationship but they don't want to meet the relationship requirements

[@Ash_twd]

Okay not all women agree with that tho, because I would never wanna date anyone with a high body count, it’s gross

[@Ash_twd]

And I completely understand a man not wanting to be with a girl with a high body count; let alone a sex worker lmao they’d literally be cheating on u for their “job”.

[@candideggplant1575]

the irony is that if you go and see one I wonder how open minded they would be.

[@couragelk9428]

@@Ash_twd yet why are so many women angry at men for not dating sex workers? I don't get it. These women don't know what morales are

[@lanegraamericana]

I literally didn’t want this video to end, shit was hilarious.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@mattdryden4770]

The editing for Preach at the end was too much 🤣🤣🤣

[@milehighgambler]

I thought women were all supportive of eachother when it came to "sexual empowerment". Funny how they expect men to take that offer and not blink an eye, but women are over here rejecting their fellow women

[@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986]

Pretty well established by now that most ‘sl*t shaming’ is done by women to other women

[@marlom7882]

Hm women having double standards how … utterly shocking

[@calistafalcontail]

No, "we" are not supportive of this ish and I dont know a single woman who is, BUT the media and woketard feminists on twitter wanna paint the image, that all women are up in arms about this. "Sex work" is not work and its a moral tragedy. Thats it.

[@FionaChandoll]

Stupidest comment of all time. Women are people just like men. Women are not monolith. So idiotic

[@-Amiya-]

Goes to show that you shouldn't base your opinion on a whole gender by what you see on the internet.

[@jpbarnes1]

I am 55 and you boys make me laugh my ass off!!! Keep doin like you doin

[@seaofseeof]

9:13 I have a parrot sitting on my knee as I'm watching this, and he started dancing to Preach's chanting.

[@B4DF0RCE]

You're parrot is a birb of culture, protect it at all costs. Maybe show him some animes with birds in it.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@ashbudsby971]

Ok I never comment on Aba N Preach’s videos but this one was a banger. The thrift store joke and the “No you” edits was straight fire dawg.

[@breeexmortis]

It's so weird, I feel like the first two were extra nice to her whereas I woulda pressed the button over that damn vest alone 😂

[@user-ph4mg1mh9c]

Harsh but fair

[@capo4270]

"He's outta line, but he's right" The Falcon

[@Digger-Nick]

More like her whack makeup

[@bahamasbroyt]

You them entitled ones i see🤣

[@nothingnobody1454]

That eyeliner. Gotta be a real baddie to pull that one off

[@kyledoherty9678]

The character arc from "thats gay" to "like a big bad bitch" was lovely.

[@cindys6775]

They walked into a thrift store naked and could only buy 3 items- this is definitely one I’m going to be using 🤣🤣🤣

[@Steely_Phill]

Aba on point in this one them pop groups was bumpin back in the day

[@stoutsprout4297]

One woman laughs like a dolphin and the other smells like fish, they're meant to be

[@Tlahuiltezcatl]

Oh hell na

[@skate8joe798]

Ohhh shit 😂

[@ItzMalick]

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[@barryon8706]

"Why did you buzz?" "Because anybody who would be on this program has issues to work out."

[@ItzMalick]

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[@DarkDemon259]

This was rough all the way through. Which psychopath came up with this idea? Who decided the button should talk and be a third wheel? Whoever's responsible for this... they are a genius. Secondhand embarrassment is as captivating as a trainwreck in slow motion 🤣🤣

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@oz_jones]

It's all about the -benjamins- views.

[@notsoberoveranalyzer8264]

@@ItzMalick You might want to focus on one thing, because YT recommend’s already a variety of content and even more so it calculates what each unique viewer may like. You just need a hook or something to pull people in or to stand out or just give people a reason to look you up. ( after writing this, I just realized I’m probably replying to a bot)

[@darthnovo3526]

Sociopath*

[@earcher]

Homegirl really said that she was basically a green traffic light 😂😂😂

[@jacoh9591]

The first lady I feel is a bit insecure and this "game" exploits the fear of being rejected. First rejection she gave a half hearted reason followed "I guess" which just substantiates my reasoning. No real reason, just does not want to be the one rejected.

[@LethalByChoice]

Rejecting others before you get rejected can be a good thing tho

[@blargh559]

Dating a sex worker is NIMBY in practice for a lot of people, most folks agree that they deserve a loving relationship, just not with them personally. I can't fault anyone for that, I feel the same way ngl

[@ulvessens5902]

Two sex workers I've known (through uni) both dyed their hair all the time. I reported to last one I knew that there seems to be a trend with sex workers dying their hair, and that it might be grounds for a correlational study. She immediately said.. "aah No". Yet here is another sex worker with dyed hair xD

[@TheCastedone]

@@ulvessens5902 take that hair as a sign to stay away

[@LethalByChoice]

Nah disagree. Would never date a sex worker and I'm not obligated to

[@milquetoaste7144]

I don't understand why dating a prostitute would ever be anything but a negative unless it's like a kink you're into where you get off on the other person being a prostitute but to each their own I guess

[@josephwait7384]

@@ulvessens5902 Research and studies have said that 75-85% of women have dyed their hair in like....the past 2-3 months. Know that almost every single adult female you've met in life has dyed their hair before. And well over 50% do it regularly at least once every 8 weeks. So....that's a weird specific thing to find correlation considering it's part of society in general. Now....do you maybe live in a culture where hair dying is abnormal? I don't know. but I know in most 'western' civs that hair dying or wig wearing is absolutely the norm.

[@vyrses4184]

@12:00 The way she looked at the camera like it was a scene from the office literally killed me.

[@dokessezeaka5159]

They should tell people not to mention anything back stage about the other person cause then it gives the new person a preconceived notion of what that person was like, like with green orb girl buzzing out the first girl

[@brt5273]

Feck...I am so old I can barely comprehend what was even happening with that button business. In my day we used to go on a date for at least several hours before we decided if we hated each other enough just to have a gratuitous one night stand before never seeing each other again.

[@killerlpacman_1852]

Yeah my day as in 5 years ago lol

[@daquieshakeaundra2854]

16:12 yassss💅🏿👏🏿

[@connorcane1022]

aba is too confident, guy just never takes Ls he just embraces everything and knows how to turn every negative into a positive

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@lorddj9910]

Exactly how it should be…as you get older your mistakes should humble you and teach you

[@onemillionpercent]

fr

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

Moral of the story, be like Aba

[@MindOfADon]

1 & "Don't stop never give up. Hold your high & reach the top. Let the world see what you have got" S Club was fye tho

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@lukasklupfel2927]

13:19 Yoo 😂 You've got to give Bateman credit for that witted response

[@honorableh]

Aba.. "mental health" Me.. turned off the video and died laughing for 5 min before continuing

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@Ipromiseimnotabot]

The green orb girl is the reason why my faith in our future as a western nation will crumble with ease. Also, I’m willing to bet $100 she has averages 12 hours a day on TikTok.

[@Sephiroso.]

It was obvious she was joking with the green orb comment.

[@fluffywhitemanju]

why, she was the one with the best personality?

[@libraalibaba]

She seemed the most normal 😅

[@kassaken6521]

@@libraalibaba More normal than that heylees dude lmao

[@ItzMalick]

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

I might have said some stupid shit when I was younger but "in my mind I'm like a green orb" on the internet is something I would bring up constantly when she's in her 30s

[@kurokaizen1889]

She's in her what? 30s?

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

@@kurokaizen1889 doubt that she never said a thing about her job

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Famm I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@RedDirt_Cowboy]

This is the most funny Aba has been. He murdered this episode! The thrift store naked comment ..... dead!!!! hahahaha

[@jinpharn]

My guy when you said "7up" I nearly choked on my cigar, by far one of the funniest episodes yet

[@milehighgambler]

Bro, I was waiting to see what you were talking about. Pure 🪙

[@andy2172]

The Thrift Shop joke sent me, great video today.

[@Jebus53]

7up I'm f'n dead 🤣💀

[@IanBPPK]

Why is that cigar so close to the back of your throat bruv

[@ericwilliams1575]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did anyone catch the last girl while the LAW & ORDER theme songs playing; while Aba's visage lusted as he quoted "TITIES!! LOTS AND LOTS OF TITIES!" That part had me ROTFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@mads2486]

Honestly, I don't shit on people who wouldn't feel comfortable dating a s*x worker. Cause honestly neither would I- no shame in it, just not my thing. What DOES annoy me though, is when people wouldn't wanna date a s*x worker, but then shit on people who also don't wanna date a s*x worker cause its " misogynistic " People crazy hypocritical these days

[@bahamasbroyt]

Tell em again

[@Gchildwarrior]

They want to impose their preferences onto everyone else. I thought the consent to say no was important 🤔

[@CartoonistDave]

But there is shame in being a sex worker. We have to keep it 💯. No one wants their daughter to be a sex worker.

[@CartoonistDave]

But there is shame in being a sex worker. We have to keep it 💯. No one wants their daughter to be a sex worker.

[@marysophy3665]

Perhaps They shame them because they have never been in front of a potential partner who is a sex worker…

[@zack01598]

Comedic gold Aba. Was it the panels you've been on recently that made you be more extra now? I'm digging it!

[@ComedianJoJo]

What panels? Lol I'm new to this channel, so I need someone to give me the summary of EVERYTHING I missed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Or your favorite Aba N Preach videos so I can start there first! Kidding, I miss cliff 📝notes! So far an absolutely great channel, hilarious! I appreciate someone that understands the craft. Are you guys standup comicedians as well? (I am, full time ) So curious if you do standup as well as create content.

[@BlackMoridin]

I honestly can't tell if Heely dude is using sarcastic humor and just has an amazing deadpan.... Or if he's sad... YO the cure is an amazing band!!!

[@nickluckman1872]

After going to school in Seattle for 4 years, every time I see a video here from The Cut I get a wave of nostalgia. All these wacky people bring me straight back.

[@nutsahoy]

I moved out of that hellhole a few months ago they all looked like that and thought I was crazy because I believe in God🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ItzMalick]

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[@chalieboii4]

These dudes be having a fun time man 😂😂😂 how can we not appreciate their work? EXACTLY! we have to!

[@thebearded4427]

Man 16:00 just broke me! XD That look from Aba was priceless with the soundtrack!

[@robertwittjr1198]

the first thing i thought of when i saw thrift shop girl's hair was the scene in highlander when macleod encounters kurgan in church - "who cuts your hair?"

[@samuelcosentino-hunter5545]

"that question felt very inappropriate" YOU'RE GODAMN RIGHT, BRO A BUTTON IS TRYNA GET THESE TWO WOMAN TO SMOOCH.

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@bean-pod]

"I see myself as a Green Orb" Well bless your heart!

[@ItzMalick]

Yo Fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range Of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy🙏🏾💯

[@BalloonFight]

How in the hell did this girl not get insta eliminated from the eye liner alone by anyone?

[@tree6787]

Right!

[@Ligmaballin]

@Kate Moore mental health

[@kopykat6843]

@Kate Moore no it wasn't cute. Didn't work with her face. Literally looked like she was bored and added eyeliner last minute for no reason AND the color did not match anything about her at all. It was fucking terrible and even make up gurus and drag queens would mock the fick out of that horror of "makeup"