My Girlfriend Rates and Roasts My Clothing Outfits. (Haul)

Ah yes, my girlfriend. How to get a girlfriend? It's simple, let her roast your clothing and outfits. Your little dumb J.Crew buys won't please her. I know typically I'm wearing my Levi's or Sugar Cane or Pure Blue Japan's or whatever but right now it's very hot and I just can't handle the heat. I feel like I look like an instagram fashion outfit sponsored post guy. Also we talk about my vintage Japanese picnic cooler! A lovely little thing you know. Truly just a nice little thing. Vintage and Japanese? I'm interested! Anyways see you all next week! And on time!
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The Iron Snail is a men’s fashion vlog starring a young man named Michael and featuring a snail no bigger than a quarter. The two are set on taking over the world of fashion by creating a clothing line to end all clothing lines. Until then, we’re here to tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about the best clothing out there, from the highest quality raw denim jeans to the warmest jacket to the sturdiest boots…the Iron Snail has got you covered. (written by Taylor, though Michael is sometimes known to talk about himself in the third person… xoxo)
00:00 A Joke To Warm Us Up
0:32 Miss Taylor!
1:27 Why I'm a Failure
2:37 The Roast Begins
5:11 A New Camera!
6:01 50 Year Old Japanese Picnic Cooler

[@ysidhu6032]

The shots in this are dare I say…cinematic. Really impressed with your storytelling and videography!

[@TheIronSnail]

Well hey THANKS!

[@Hitari0]

Came for the denim, stayed for the artful shots and quirky humor. I look forward to your vids every week!

[@TheIronSnail]

Well thank you!!

[@JFANderful]

See Michael, orange shirt perfectly matches your skin tone. 10/10

[@TheIronSnail]

Nailed it!

[@CarlMurawski]

Love the new logo dude! Your girlfriend is hilarious and I agree with her on the short sleeve sweatshirt.

[@TheIronSnail]

Hey thanks! And bahahaha she is and she’s usually right

[@tracktheman]

This is the only channel on KZbin where I spend the week anticipating the new video, and it never disappoints! Great video, great cooler, and great outfits! I got a similar short-sleeved sweater and my go-to styling for it this summer has been that and a pair of dark olive-green shorts, my girlfriend calls it my "Chief Brody on the Beach" look from Jaws.

[@TheIronSnail]

That’s a v powerful look, love it! And ty!

[@saumilthakore253]

Facts on the spending the week anticipating the new video part of the comment

[@TheIronSnail]

Ty!

[@jacobvonloh69]

That cooler has more features than my car

[@TheIronSnail]

Same here honestly

[@JoeyJiggles]

This was very well done. It was like a Wes Anderson KZbin video.

[@TheIronSnail]

AYY thank you!

[@JoeyJiggles]

@@TheIronSnail also your gf adds a lot to your video content. You 2 are great together. You have something here.

[@alanpayne7656]

That’s exactly what it is!!

[@AlaskanFrontier1]

I love how your eccentricity grows by each video

[@TheIronSnail]

Haha ty!

[@wateraerobics7]

The production keeps getting better and better!

[@TheIronSnail]

Ty!

[@miltonbates6425]

Everything about the room in the opening shot is extremely pleasing to the eye. It looks so warm and inviting.

[@TheIronSnail]

It is!!

[@Phlowur]

Wow! Great video. That first shot blew me away. Had to immediately switch to 4K and make it full screen for the rest of the time. Loving the variation into other aspects of fashion, keep it up!

[@TheIronSnail]

Well thank you so much! I will!

[@shanecorwin731]

A pleasurable watch as always, love your dynamic with Taylor

[@TheIronSnail]

Shane always a pleasure! TY!

[@jimlittle5769]

This is fun and she is adorable.

[@TheIronSnail]

She really is!

[@youraveragepasser-by7367]

Love your energy and editing 😂😂🔥

[@patricknoone2152]

Taylor has a Robin from himym vibe and its fantastic.

[@user-pi6vz5hr3c]

This channel is straight out of central casting.

[@TheIronSnail]

I had to look up that expression tbh and I believe I should say thank you!

[@SpaniardDH]

Love the combo of Michael and Tailor more than the very little known Marzia and Felix. I don't know if you're so respectful with her because religious reasons or what but it's cute and I don't need to know. I just love your vids and wait till every Friday with anxiety.

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahahaha well ty! The knee thing was just a bit we did

[@Ocarafeio]

When she said that you looked like you were in a dance crew, you should've said " im in a crew, the J crew "

[@ronaldred5413]

Jokes aside Michael, you have a pretty good sense of style. I like how you seem to care more on the material of the garment, the little details, the fit instead of the rest. That’s a plus to me. Also like how you match colors.

[@TheIronSnail]

Thank you! It’s all about fabric for me tbh, everything else second!

[@Henri09]

Precisely less than one second into the video and I'm laughing. Edit: once again laughing my ass off thanks to 5:09

[@TheIronSnail]

🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@daschundpillow]

Upset you dont have a bigger audience, love your videos so much that me and my friend sneakily watch them in class

[@TheIronSnail]

That’s the most amazing compliment i could ask for!

[@daianspahava8279]

I love your videos, first time watching you I got addicted heavily and I love your music choices. Also I would like to see you review nudie jeans or even Levi’s made and crafted or the Levi’s premium line and your thoughts on them since you did Levi’s Lvc, and the classic stf 501s and I would love to see how you compare them to the standard Levi’s, also I love Green Day such a great pun man

[@TheIronSnail]

DEAL! And ty!! Who doesn’t love Green Day!

[@laurens4561]

You have inspired me to go out and find a girlfriend like Taylor. Wish me luck.

[@JFANderful]

Why not a boyfriend like Michael?

[@laurens4561]

@@JFANderful Because I don't think there is anyone quite like Michael.

[@TheIronSnail]

I wish you the absolute best of luck!

[@TheIronSnail]

Flattered

[@TheIronSnail]

FLATTERED

[@felicityw30]

This video is more about Taylor's house than your clothes try-on. I like her house by the way.

[@TheIronSnail]

Her house is a literal work of art!

[@Cam221000]

Awesome video, Mike!

[@jessesandhu2220]

Wow the shots in the room with the plants are so good! Random question for you Mike, what do you think of the Japanese selvedge stuff that Lee currently produces? The 50s Riders jacket looks awesome!

[@TheIronSnail]

Love their stuff! Really debating on getting a storm rider!

[@lillydav10]

I’ve taken two things from this video…1 is she’s as overly brutal about your outfits as my wife is about most of mine. 2 is the scissors are amazing and I need them in my life!

[@anatoli28]

Nice couple!¡ Saludos from argentina

[@TheIronSnail]

Hi from the USA!

[@Burritosarebetterthantacos]

I frequently wear thousands of dollars in jewelry and watches with Walmart t shirts and Amazon basics pants because I’m crazy😂

[@luiscolon608]

Subscribed. Totally agree that the videos keep getting better as someone said below. Question: What is the red shirt you are wearing in the New Camera section of the video?

[@TheIronSnail]

Hahaha ty! And it’s an over shirt from Corridor! Amazing brand

[@luiscolon608]

@@TheIronSnail Appreciate it man! Corridor looks awesome.

[@alirizvi6297]

I find it really fascinating that you went to the length of specifying "Clothing Outfits". Out of curiosity, what else do you wear?

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahaha honestly i saw it on another video and thought maybe it had something to do with keywords to reach a wider audience and tried it!

[@lickingaborrachero]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR VIDEOS MICHAEL THE JACKET GUY.

[@TheIronSnail]

CLÉMENT YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS

[@HeritageCast]

OMg yall are so CUTE!!

[@carlwest5936]

Nice haul, im sad it’s so warm I miss wearing layers, selvedge and boots lol. This fall you should try some goodyear welt leather boots they really do get better with age. I got iron rangers and thursday chelsea boots both are great for the price range.

[@brandonmcguirt4212]

Which Chelsea's did you get? Have a pair of their Captains I really enjoy and been thinking about getting the new Legends

[@carlwest5936]

@@brandonmcguirt4212 The duke in black! Mega comfy, great construction and that cork bed really forms to your foot. Quite rain resistant aswell. Id highly reccomend them im at a loss for how they got a goodyear boot for $199 lol! Enjoy your captains I might get their moc toe soon :) The legend should be more weatherproof and rugged vs the duke.

[@brandonmcguirt4212]

@@carlwest5936 Oh those Dukes in black are cleeean! Good choice. May just be getting my second pair of Thursdays soon haha. Glad to hear that they're also comfy just like the Captains. Can't go wrong with Thursday for the price!

[@carlwest5936]

@@brandonmcguirt4212 Thanks! I love them they can be casual or slightly dressy at the same time. The combination tanned leather is very slick and shiny. Love thursday, I think most of their boots are super comfortable thanks to the EVA comfort strip and cork bedding. Cannot beat them for the price!! My new fav boot brand right now.

[@TheIronSnail]

I totally will!

[@alanpayne7656]

Hope you guys have a load of kids. You I’ll all have a great time. These videos are pretty cool too! God bless

[@dscrappygolani7981]

You have a girlfriend?!! Kudos to the lady 😁 Can't be easy 👍

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahahahaha

[@bofeixu9694]

You guys are super cute. What brand is that bucket hat Taylor wearing?

[@TheIronSnail]

She got it from local outdoor store in MA! I think it was made there!

[@HeritageCast]

Something fun would be to do a collab with @CourtneyRyan and include the 3% of boss honeys in the vid to rate outfits...

[@MisterKnightly]

The cooler is far superior to your laundry hamper.

[@TheIronSnail]

Maybe I’ll shove my clothes in it

[@MisterKnightly]

@@TheIronSnail You know what you have to do

[@arthurlau4334]

Straight up soulmates bto

[@TheIronSnail]

AGREED!

[@billtodd7693]

Please try to include Taylor again next week. Besides the fact that she really elevates the quality of the videos in general, you could have an alliterative title (e.g. Taylor Does Tanuki, or something similar).

[@TheIronSnail]

Love it!! Let me see if i can book her

[@billtodd7693]

@@TheIronSnail Terrific Taylor Touts Tanuki...ok, I'll quit now before this gets out of hand.

[@pelv3027]

Are all your shirts and t-shirts in this video a size medium or small?

[@TheIronSnail]

Medium!

[@JoeyDecay]

Nice

[@wagz54]

I thought you were the curator of the Theo and Harris watch shop? 🤣😂 jk!

[@TheIronSnail]

Hahaha no that’s specifically what i am not!

[@ManoloVintage]

You look like a well dressed toddler. Just kidding don't cry. You're gonna make me cry.

[@TheIronSnail]

Hahahaha I love this comment because of how little I understand

[@jimmydgrant]

I don’t think I’ve ever given any conscious thought to how threatening I look.

[@TheIronSnail]

It’s a fun thing to think about

[@jimmydgrant]

I guess that’s not entirely true. When I was younger I was told I looked intimidating and unapproachable, probably from growing up in an area called felony flats. I had to work on softening my expression and body language. Never gave any thought to how my clothes might make me more or less approachable though, assuming that’s what you meant by threatening. I actually don’t mind men feeling threatened by me if they spend time around my wife.

[@nero2987]

You guys cuute

[@TheIronSnail]

hey ty!

[@Willis87122]

Hello Mike

[@Iceberqe]

Damn bro, your girlfriend was pretty harsh with the scores. I thought she'd be more emphatic, you know, because she loves you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. But then again, by the way she was manspreading, it's quite obvious who's in charge in that relationship!

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahahaha we are tongue and cheek and also in a lovely relationship

[@mrlolmaster1019]

whatever happened to no girls allowed hiss hiss hiss where is raw denim i subbed for raw denim

[@TheIronSnail]

Ew girls! Raw denim soon!

[@MK_Ultra.]

hella cute

[@TheIronSnail]

She is!

[@jonathanpforr3844]

Yo dont keep me waitin like that bro whats wrong wit you?

[@TheIronSnail]

IM SO SORRY it pained me so

[@jonathanpforr3844]

Respects respects….Excited for the weeks to come for the iron snail 🐌

[@TheIronSnail]

Ay ay ty!

[@W.X.W.]

First ;)

[@TheIronSnail]

SECOND!

[@W.X.W.]

@@TheIronSnail Amazing production quality as always. You guys are so damn adorable together!

[@TheIronSnail]

Bahahaha ty!

[@matthewsiahaan1312]

Start lifting

[@AlaskanFrontier1]

I love how your eccentricity grows by each video

[@nathandkreosote9917]

Whoa funny seeing you here, just watched your cold steel srk vid

[@TheIronSnail]

Watching your channel now!

[@AlaskanFrontier1]

@@nathandkreosote9917 the Iron Snail is awesome! Thanks for watching my videos too!

[@AlaskanFrontier1]

@@TheIronSnail Awesome! Hope you enjoy