My Girlfriend Went WAY TOO FAR Pranking Her Male Friend, Now I'm Suspicious r/Relationships

[@laurachamberlain6864]

Story 1: So in the end, OP punched the right guy.

[@Blk.Philip]

Life is beautiful is it lol

[@CHINEE119]

Didn't even think of that

[@RedneckWarlock]

LOLLLLLL

[@Jacob-he3sn]

I mean, Declan admitted to trying to break them up for Chad, at Chad’s request. They both deserve a good serving.

[@giovanilevin616]

Exactly my thoughts 🤣

[@loganjoh1]

Story 1: the fact that the dude was playing wingman for a guy who wanted to sleep with a girl who was already in a relationship he deserves to deal with her crazy and immature ass now.

[@joeschmo622]

"Prank" me with a 200buk phone bill? I'd "prank" her by icepicking her tires. Wtf kind of "prank" was that??

[@PinkMarshmallows]

I'd be f-king pissed! That $200 goes to my grocery bill.

[@AdmiralBlackstar]

depending on the size of the tires and number that you puncture that would be financially appropriate.

[@angeleyesgreen1586]

Nah, just prank her with judge Judy

[@alicewilloughby4318]

I'd be pretty pissed too!

[@GereldJohnson]

Her goofy ass threw away a two year relationship over a guy she knew for five months who doesn't even like her.

[@nonyabiz2013]

🤣🤣🤣I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that house when she realizes she was falling for the wrong guy, And what a dumb plan that was on the roommates part. They all deserve each other.

[@NottyAries]

She definitely deserves that shitshow she's starring in. 😂

[@JuanRodriguez-tf7fh]

And she'll come running back once she find out Declan doesn't want her Or after she tries things with Chad and that doesn't work out Leave her in the rear view OP

[@SailorMya]

@@nonyabiz2013 Right! I can see her putting the moves on him just for him to turn her down while talking about Chad all the time. (She might even start to think they have a thing for each other if they don't clear the air! LOL) Then you have Chad creeping on the sidelines hoping she notices him! What "Nice Guys" those two ended up being! They both plotted to "befriend" a "taken" girl one of them liked, lured them in with the "better" of the two, just to pull a bait and switch after sabotaging her 2 year relationship! She still sucks for her part in this but those guys make me wonder how many times they have targeted their "girl friends" like this till they were "available" and if not their friendship is about to implode! Thankfully, OP doesn't have to deal with that hot mess anymore!!! LOL

[@AvyFerg]

There's still nothing saying she likes him though. That's just what OP fears. She was having her fun needs met with Declan, but it wasn't sexual.

[@owl7072]

"She told me that every ex-boyfriend she's had has been emotionally abusive and I fall right into that category" and yet, she's having a temper tantrum over Op breaking up with her when you'd think she'd be ecstatic to be done with him if that were the case. "You're abusive but I'm gonna scream, cry, throw a fit and insult you when you try to leave me"

[@andrediamond4374]

Funny that, how he only became "emotionally abusive" after he broke up with her

[@F1fangirl96]

It reminds me of the saying “you will meet assholes in your life, but if everyone you meet is an asshole...you're the asshole.”

[@ScooterBond1970]

​@@F1fangirl96my thought. What's the common factor among all those exes? For the answer, look in the mirror.

[@Burncsb]

It's usually like that with modern young women... "I'm not okay with that" becomes "You are emotionally abusive and controlling"... 9/10, if a girl calls you controlling and abusive, it's time to leave. They are incapable of understanding boundaries, and usually are adherent of the "Rules for thee not for me" life style.

[@fructosecornsyrup5759]

"All my exes are crazy" is the staple line of a narcissist.

[@christophergibbs2616]

Story 1: We all witnessed how OP's girlfriend immediately jumped to DARVO when he asked about her actual relationship with Declan, right? OP was like, "I think your pranks are going to far." And his ex instantly went to "You're so boring and that's why Declan is better! You're being controlling and manipulative!" I cannot WAIT for the update to this story.

[@SenseiRaisen]

Honestly i would love more but i know this story already, and is funny how the twist end up. Literally Declan plays an strange wingman play ........ only to now had her liking him instead, when he doesn't even want her at all.

[@thefallennero5265]

Story 2: "Remember that the girl has done you no harm so disclosing her secret might not be fair to her." So, having sex with OP's boyfriend behind her back and knowingly lied to OP about it counts as "done you no harm"?

[@yaqbulyakkerbat4190]

Yeah I broke out laughing at that. Simps will move continents if it helps them defend a lady from her actions

[@thefallennero5265]

@@yaqbulyakkerbat4190 Lol I'm curious whether that was the ex-boyfriend, his brother or the SIL that made that ridiculous comment

[@tinak2576]

What kind of pure lily did that commenter think the SIL was???

[@Suilimani]

I couldn’t believe they said that in what world is sleeping with someone else’s person, knowingly, not harmful

[@loganjoh1]

I had to stop for a second when Mark read that comment like no sleeping with someone’s SO when they are in a monogamous relationship is definitely doing wrong on someone. Just because OP’s ex had that deal with his brother doesn’t mean they were in an open relationship because OP didn’t consent to one and didn’t know about her ex and his brother’s deal. That commenter is such a clown.

[@Hulahoopish]

No. Flirting or whatever aside. Finding yourself inside a rapidly escalating prank war is no way to live. I could not endure that shit.

[@Someone-or8tp]

plus, everything declan did was relatively tame?? it was HER who was escalating stuff. making him pay a whole bunch of money after he used a sound board on her?? like??? how is that equal in the slightest??? spending HOURS of effort building this thing, when he probably just went on ebay and grabbed the creepiest doll he could find. it speaks to her character that she felt the need to blow things out of proportion to such a huge degree. no wonder they ended up in a screaming match over something that only needed to be a conversation.

[@tnsoftailrider]

This is why nuclear weapons are so scary!

[@maddydavidsdottir9862]

"All my exes were abusive" is her code for "none of my exes let me cheat on them boohoo! Feel sorry for me!"

[@mikef2811]

Exactly, just another B S from a cheater.

[@pippo17173]

She wants a meal ticket that can take her at her worst instead of just admitting she just want to be with many man as possible.

[@DragonicGamer32]

Pretty much. She said it because she wanted OP to be okay with her cheating. What even goes through these peoples minds

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

I read it more as "none of my ex's thought my childish pranks were funny!"

[@coreymartin6486]

Pretty much

[@hi_stranger9156]

Story 1: So OP- I know you had an affair with my ex and now are together with her, jerk. Declan- What? No I'm innocent, I was just helping my friend break you up so he could have her. See totally innocent. OP- Whatever, she wants you know. Declan- OMG poor me

[@dagnytheartist]

Story 2: Ever since OP's boyfriend was little, his parents taught him and his brother to share. Little did they know how terribly this would backfire...

[@mogulmade]

Thanks for the guffaw. 😂

[@miramyth2971]

Cursed 😂

[@Frostfern94]

“Come on boys, sharing is caring”

[@hmspretender]

Sharing partners with your SIBLINGS?! WTF?! Eeew.

[@ScooterBond1970]

I 🤣 when he called her "traditional" as if that's some super nasty insult.

[@champslim]

Story 2: Nah I am telling everyone, the parents are the first ones who would know.

[@justadragonwithaphone8878]

Story 2: I would personally tell everyone especially the parents like Im sorry? You had a whole cheating operation behind my back and instead of being open from the beginning you instead try to brainwash me no thank you.

[@tanimal3964]

Story 1: Plot twist he knew she was in the clown suit, he just wanted and excuse to punch her because she cost him $200.

[@Hexashy]

I like how Declan was perfectly okay with breaking up a relationship if it were for a friend, but was absolutely peeved at the idea that breaking up a relationship resulted in him being the new person of desire. As if he wasn't the only one in this prank war with OPs (now ex) GF... like if you were gonna be playing wingman for a friend by entering a prank war with the girl, wouldn't you want to include your friend so the girl... yk.. spends time with your friend? wild ass story man.. i sooo wished there was a new update, I wanted to hear about how the friendships between Declan, Chad and OPs ex blew up.

[@GiordanDiodato]

Story 2: what in the name of General Lee, sweet tea, Alabama, Allman Brothers Band, 3 cars with no wheels and a house with 4 wheels did I just hear?

[@25Erix]

You win the internet for that comment. I wish my memory wasn't trash so I could pull this out sometime. I salute you.

[@wmdkitty]

Yep. What the sweet, southern-fried f%^k was that?

[@Ivy94F]

This comment was everything!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@hi_stranger9156]

Story 2: *"He told me that he wanted to tell me when the time is right or when he thought I'm prepared so that I can join in and sleep with his brother so they don't even need to sneak around."* WTF. I just can't fathom a family who shares SOs. That is just the weirdest, gross thing I could ever imagine. I'd never in my life share a partner with my own brother. 🤢

[@jgw5491]

Man. This is a whole new spin on polyamory.

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

What really frosts me is the way it's phrased. "They share their SO's", which makes it sound like the guys are the ones who decide and the women just go along with it, as though they have no agency in the matter.

[@shoh1530]

Surprised the dad isn’t involved too

[@AngelaVEdwards]

Yeah that’s just incredibly nasty in my opinion.

[@robertx8020]

@@shoh1530 Do we know he isn't?

[@TheRealKingddg]

The "What?!" pause Mark had in the 2nd story absolutely killed me 😂

[@NotWorthBeans16]

Story 2: "Eeewwwww dude wtf" meme sums up my feelings. OP run and don't look back.

[@natnuss98]

Story 2: Is this like the opposite of sister-wives? Like brother-husbands?!?? WTF

[@carolroberts4614]

This is just so weird, I can't get my head round it! And I grew up in the sixties/early seventies!

[@natnuss98]

I remember Story 1... Damn I'm glad OP got rid of the crazy.

[@Sherwoody]

Too bad OP didn’t have a can of itching powder to sprinkle in her underwear drawer before she moved out. She would respect him for pranking her.

[@kerribottriell-baxter7345]

Imagine the wife in 2nd story getting pregnant... serious whose da Daddy going to happen there.

[@eleveneleven11114]

Definitely some son/nephews in their future 😂

[@Germania72]

I remember another Reddit story in which the OP was having threesomes with his brother and wife and she got pregnant. It was op's baby, but his brother and wife went no contact and op had to go to court for parental rights or something like that. It was a sh#tshow.

[@marshawargo7238]

He's my uncle daddy 😥‼️ After the girlfriends get warmed up enough to this idea, I'm wondering if it's a share girl thing OR did this crap start Before the brothers even started dating girls😖???

[@CHINEE119]

Never commented before but I had to.. I get the funny feeling that Declan is gay that's why he's reacting that way😂😂

[@tamiamckenzie1018]

No same. Pretty sure he likes Chad

[@CHINEE119]

@@tamiamckenzie1018 mm didn't consider that. But then why would he do these things for Chad to get a girl he likes?

[@elenav.5470]

​@@CHINEE119if we're going down this train of thoughts, he was probably hoping to get closer to Chad and then magically get Chad to be into him? Or at least if he's gotta watch his crush get with someone else, he'd maybe want some control over the situation to cope

[@CHINEE119]

@@elenav.5470 yeah. Thinking he may just want to seem cool to him

[@wmdkitty]

S1: Everybody sucks in this one. S2: ...ewwwwwwwwww. Good on OP for getting the hell out of there ASAP!

[@Andrea.S.Alvey12]

Story 2: I don't think that's how safe, sane, CONSENSUAL is supposed to wok . . .

[@venomousspecifics45]

That’s the part that bothered me the most about story 2. The boyfriend was waiting until OP was invested so much that she could be pressured into this sharing thing. Basically, he’s going to hold the relationship hostage until she agreed. The thing is, there’s lots of people in the world. I’m sure there are thousands of women who would enjoy a four-way swapping relationship. And some of them will actually like the boyfriend, his brother and sister in law. He’s going about this all wrong: he needs to be open about being in a multi partner situation and the he’ll find a great gal that’s totally into this arrangement. That’s way better than pressuring someone into the foursome.

[@AngelaNortonTyler]

She posted a picture of a bagel on Instagram? Break up with her for THAT.

[@mbyerly9680]

Maybe that's her "emoji" for eating breakfast.

[@eleveneleven11114]

😂❤

[@oliviaksiag6163]

We go from the emotional roller coaster of the first story straight into being distracted by the fire hazard in the second story, this video is nuts

[@pfffetc6149]

🤣

[@jeanproctor3663]

Story 2 - Sweet baby Christ on a Harley! That's some next level weirdness! I've heard of keeping it in the family, but...

[@iamalbertwesker2]

Love OP's clapback to the "done you no harm" comment... That thing is obviously a cheart itself

[@CinnamonBob]

I cannot believe soneone read the frist story and thought op is a stick in the mud and they should join in! Thats the takeaway they got from soneone getting hospitalized from this stupid prank war

[@CinnamonBob]

IM SORRY I JUST REALIZED THAT THE GORRILLA HUMPING WAS TAKING PLACE IN OP'S HOME, NOT THEIR SHARED HOME, NOT HER HOME, BUT OP'S HOME!!!

[@hollowkid97]

Most of reddit are kids. Or socially inept people

[@ScooterBond1970]

Heard that comment and said "Found the (ex) girlfriend"

[@ndawn90]

"It doesn't count because she's my sister-in-law." I... I have no words...

[@ShadowyKatz]

Ya know, if they want to share thier SOs, whatever. If everyone is consenting adults and of sound mind, not my monkeys, not my circus. But that is 1000% something you present up front. Any "not-traditional" relationship dynamic needs to be discussed, or it becomes a violation of that relationship.

[@CraigD.Macias-yg7qh]

This is a great Video. This brings back painful memories which i have been enduring. My relationship of 5 years ended 3 months ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her.

[@CraigD.Macias-yg7qh]

Interesting. Who is this counsellor, and how do I meet the person?

[@CraigD.Macias-yg7qh]

Thanks a lot. I just did. Impressive.

[@hmspretender]

"Fun with her cousins" oh Mark. Lol

[@BelovedofChrist581]

I love when Mark rants about how people have all this time for either pranks or affairs😂

[@kayemckeeth2301]

I do remember this story and it still is one of the strangest stories ever

[@hopeatlast9617]

Funnily enough, you can apply this comment to both stories

[@RayvenLunaNite]

Story one: Back in 2013, my man and I had just started dating. I had told him I was severely arachnaphobic. On the way to get snacks that same night, he told me a black widow was by my hand on the walk signal.(My phobia was started by a black widow bite that nearly killed me when I was young.)it sent me into a panic attack. He learned never to do it again. We're still together

[@jgw5491]

He's lucky you are the forgiving type.

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

That's another reason I hate pranks. People should NEVER use someone's phobia against them! That's cruel, and it's never actually funny.

[@RayvenLunaNite]

He's smart enough to learn from his mistakes as well

[@warrirornunluv801]

Story 1: Well this would be interesting scenario...girl crushes on her bff, bff is just being a wingman to his roommate, and roommate is the dogged nice guy. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen!

[@catandrobbyflores]

*spits water* wtf was that second story!?

[@DFullerLisa]

He broke her nose. Op bloodied someone's nose. At what point does this pranking actually turn into criminal charges.

[@jgw5491]

Since Chad pulled a breaking and entering into OP's apartment, any criminality was on Chad's part not OP's. He had a perfect right to rebuff an intruder even if he thought he knew who it was. 🦍🤕

[@rogermorris9696]

@@jgw5491 To be honest the girlfriend got off lightly with just a broken nose. Declan could have shot and killed her if he ad been armed at the time.

[@yurilookingforhisvictor7674]

Story 1: All of her exes are abusive? Girl, you seem like the common denominator to me.

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Ah pranksters…

[@hopeatlast9617]

Pranksters (Derogatory)

[@BraveryWing26]

I love how the girlfriend in the first story ended up alone in the end. Declan was just Chad's Wingman and didnt care for her.

[@andrediamond4374]

Story 2: Listen I know sharing is caring and all that but holy fuck there has to be a line. This one was mental!!

[@EllieC130]

Story 2: “She’s done you no harm” THE FUCK?!

[@myrabeth77]

Two stories of Mark in "WTF did I just read?" mode. Loved it

[@jackspring7709]

In the end Karma and the laws of the Universe pranked them all. That update is very, very funny.

[@mikef2811]

S1: That ending was FREAKING HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mogulmade]

Story 1: I come to Reddit often, to remind myself NOT TO DATE 😅. Very potent antidote.

[@deadpatriot4437]

The BF in story 2 was the textbook definition of a sociopath. I would definitely let his parents know, cause he isn't gonna stop. he has no clear moral boundaries so there is no limit to the type of stuff he will do in the future or may currently be doing now.

[@luke_at_my_art]

Honestly, you and me Mark. Im 24 and im known to be childish but even this whole pranking nonsense is too much

[@mcoyer08]

I love your intrusive thoughts on that last story. “Fun with cousins”

[@Jogeta5]

🤣That's just like the meme of that guy in costume popping out of the bin in front of a guy whose fight or flight response was all fight and got punched in the face.

[@deusdamnit]

Story 1 - The problem with pranks is that you need to know your audience. Do you have a bunch of little boys in your friend circle? Then you can use a stinkbomb. Do you have a bunch of sorority sisters in your friend group? Then you can slip ice down the back of their shirt. The type of things you can do with a prank isn't limited by the action, but by the people you're hanging around and the risk the prank introduces to someone's health. But, the important caveat is that you can't prank someone in a vacuum, which means you can't do a prank that will affect relationships outside of your prank target. So, if your boyfriend would laugh off a cheating prank, but your BFF wouldn't, then you can't do a cheating prank on your boyfriend without damaging your relationship with your BFF. Knowing and understanding the people around you is paramount to being an effective prankster, because you need to know the boundaries you're operating within. A good prankster will also usually be very empathetic and compassionate and follow-up the harsher pranks with some kind of after-care; maybe it's buying lunch, or maybe it's just winding down and hanging out in a chill environment. A bad prankster thinks a prank is funny because it upsets someone, regardless of why it upsets them (sometimes specifically because of why it upsets them). Story 2 - This is definitionally grooming. Grooming is when you take a relationship of trust (usually based on a power differential, which always exists with minors and is why we usually associate it to minors) and leverage that trust to coerce someone into sexual acts they wouldn't normally engage in. In OP's case there wasn't really a power differential, that's why this couldn't work. She wasn't reliant on her ex for money or her livelihood, so she could easily walk away from the relationship. But, SIL may be under a different power dynamic, which would've left her susceptible to the coercion. She could also just be a swinger, but this kind of behavior is weird even for swingers. My guess is that it's more likely the boys were raised by groomers, their dad probably, and they believed it was a normal and healthy way to engage with relationships. There's a whole fucked up mess of background that's missing to untangle that bullshit, though.

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

How about just not doing harsh pranks? Or no pranks at all. I have literally never heard a story involving a prank that ended well.

[@meganwood8630]

“No don’t fuck them all….that’s what we were trying to avoid” Absolutely DEAD 😭

[@pfffetc6149]

🤣

[@ninirossau2304]

I thought nothing sexual could shock me anymore. charing SOs is definitely a new one for me! that gives swinging a whole new level.

[@fyoutube9410]

Lol, laughing at the punch, FAFO.

[@lalvarez5151]

Story 1- The red flag was she kept pranking him after he broke her nose

[@kerribottriell-baxter7345]

If this turns into a Soap Opera, I'm out...

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

Hey, can I be honest? I was not at all expecting that wild, insane update in that second story. 😳 Holy Insanity Batman! 😨 OP was right to abandon ship. I would've done the same.

[@florinasrandomness]

"No don't do that!" 😂😂😂

[@mattpedia1933]

16:34 this is why I like listening to Mark over the army of TTS bots reading these. That "...Wwwwot??" was so funny.

[@GIChiyo]

Story 1: Racking up a $200 charge is NOT a prank ffs

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

Story 2 sounds like a cult of 3 trying to get another member

[@InvasionAnimation]

story 2 I bet the bf and brother's parents are related to think that bull is ok.

[@SmishSmoshen]

Much love Mark, Thanks for entertaining me on my drives!

[@dizzysdoings]

My neighbors had that kind of lock. Someone set their house on fire. They didn't make it out. 😢

[@jgw5491]

OMG 😞

[@MarkNarrations]

🦍

[@rylashadow18]

🍌

[@darkmage9252]

🤡

[@itsjustmaddisen]

🧇

[@magiv4205]

Pranks can be funny if both people are laughing and nobody else gets hurt. I once had a little prank war that started because I habitually lost bobby pins and hair ties at my friend's house. He started putting them in my coat pockets and texted me to check my pockets, so I started doing the same to him and hid bobby pins everywhere. Eventually, he bought me like 150 dollars worth of bobby pins for my birthday that I'd never use up, so I made little voodoo dolls out of them and hid them around his house. That was that, nobody got hurt.

[@Speedy4B52]

The last story. 😳🤯 Wow. Just wow.

[@Russman67]

I remember this story. It reminds me of the song Love stinks. You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win Keep the popcorn close.

[@Grace_x68]

Thank you for the video today Mark. Your funny remarks and disbelief made it extra hilarious

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

Story 2: That last commenter was delusional. The SIL didn't hurt OP?! She literally slept with her BF and then lied to her face!!!!

[@moonlightauras1]

And once again, a prankster falls on their own sword.

[@PrincessQ-fj9ly]

Sounds like OP's ex, Chad and Declan deserve each other. Clearly an immature couple of adult children who never matured past the age of 12. 🙄 I don't mind pranks Even if she was cheating, the stupid pranks would've been enough for me to walk away. And OP was right to walk away from this immature circus. Scratch that, that's a dumpster fire! Now I don't want anyone to think that I'm a buzz kill. I don't mind harmless pranks, but there's a point where pranks wear out their welcome. 😅

[@brandi5126]

S1: I'm glad op got out of this.

[@kacey261]

Story 1, the ex and her guy "friends"basically ended up in the plot of Sartre's "No Exit"

[@luke_at_my_art]

On one is innocent exceot for OP in story 1 Declan knew that the ex was taken but still okayed wingman, Chad is just stupid and probably knew about tge ex being taken and the ex is just a fuxking immature brat They all deserve each other

[@amypest1976]

Story 2: We do have a double key lock but it was bc my Gpa with Parkinson's induced dementia would go on a walkabout in the middle of the night. Apparently, it is more common nowadays in homes and now we leave the key in the inside lock.

[@helianabanes4875]

If it WASN'T cheating, why the eff would they keep it a secret from her?? Great logic. 😂

[@n7hughesgaming223]

Good on op in the last story calling out that one commenter that said not to blame the sister in law.

[@dieSterbendeGiraffe]

In Switzerland pretty much all doors are like that. We always leave the key in the lock from inside because I'm scared of being trapped lol

[@TheLugiaSong]

Doors being lockable from inside and out isn't that strange, is it? My house has those locks.

[@paulagoeringer9466]

Who lets themselves be locked in without a key? That's so bizarre.

[@mbyerly9680]

It sounds like the pranksters deserve each other.

[@FatedOddysea]

I recognized this story before even clicking on this video!! That thumbnail of yours gave me a delightful chuckle and the urge to relisten! 😂😂😂

[@pebble5478]

Wow…I thought S1 was weird but then S2 came in with a sucker punch! 💀

[@claytonfitzgerald782]

Ahahahahaaaa. I read that 'fun with the cousins' part the same as you.

[@LaineyBug2020]

S2- When Mark said CNo don't do that! That's what we're trying to avoid here!" I choked on my drink!

[@ToeBeanCozy]

Story 2: Welp. Of all the ways I expected that to go 😭😭

[@heatherdickau5335]

Story 1: The problem with pranks is that they escalate, and one person at least doesn't know when to quit. They go from harmless to cruel.

[@Akemi.24-45]

Good evening, Mark and Poppy! Enjoy the rest of your night. ♥️🤗

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Much love telinha 🤗🤗💜💜🧇🧇

[@Akemi.24-45]

@@broken_queer_but_fighting8589 Much love to you too, Broken! ♥️🤗

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@Akemi.24-45 hope you're well telinha 🧇🧇🤗🤗💜💜

[@d3vilsquidy]

Story 2: I have that type of lock on my back door because it has a large window (the point is that if someone breaks the window to manually unlock the door, they can’t) but the key is kept nearby and the front door doesn’t have that feature. That’s wildly irresponsible

[@BraveryWing26]

Those three from the final story can EFF OFF. YOU GO OP!!!

[@poetryqn]

Story 1: I actually had to go back to check their ages. Woop, 24??? Wow.

[@LadyDnMiller]

I wanted the OP from the first story to update 🤣

[@ThomasIsaac-z3q]

Story 2 I have an antique door which has a lock like that. have a more robust lock fitted too

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

It’s funny that Derek’s pranks always seemed tame, and only the girlfriend’s and Chad’s pranks escalated. Girlfriend was definitely wrong here. So is Chad for wanting to be with a girl who’s in a relationship. So is Derek for being a wingman to that mess. But since OP didn’t communicate with Derek, and at the time of punching the gorilla, only knew Derek did a few fairly tame pranks on his girlfriend. Way too quick to violence.

[@catherinecox573]

I don't think Chad got punched for "no reason"; he came to the house in a gorilla suit and got busy with the man's couch lmao

[@destinedtogame]

Thats $200 10 years ago. Not $200 today. So , its closer $300+.

[@andrediamond4374]

Uhm, punching a masked intruder isn't "out of nowhere"

[@swearimnotarobot3746]

@@andrediamond4374except he admitted he knew (or thought he knew) who it was. So it was more like punching his girlfriend’s (who mostly lived there) friend.

[@alexfunniman5335]

​@swearimnotarobot3746 are you really trying to defend the home wrecker?

[@justMariL]

If the lock was in America it was likely a 'true deadbolt'. It's a deadbolt on both sides with no handle or knob attached - uses a standard key. I don't see them as often as I used to but they're used when an entrance / exit has glass. A single sided deadbolt is useless because someone can just break the glass and flip the latch. We just kept a key within reach of the lock BUT not the glass ;) Single sided deadbolt locks are useless imo 🤷🏼‍♀️