We share our craziest family stories

[@vilyda]

My family has a saying called "remember the octopus" because my aunt was working on an octopus sculpture and kept trimming the octopus legs to make them even. She was at it for hours. And when she was done the tenticals were just nubs. "Remember the octopus" means stop while you are ahead.

[@taytayqueen7024]

Found this 3 months later and I am cracking the fuck up

[@dirty6004]

@@taytayqueen7024 mommy

[@amendus]

Closed my eyes, still heard Ethan spoil the movie. Thank Ethan, you’re the best!

[@aarish67]

Too many senses I tell ya

[@markhaus]

If only we didn’t have 6 senses

[@marrey9188]

😂😂

[@VeryCoolAlan]

Did you go see the movie then?

[@Humannbeing]

How could this have happened? It was a fool proof plan!

[@adrianaxcx777]

Dan's face when Ethan asked, "There's really 5 other senses?"🤣

[@adrianaxcx777]

Lol @1:05 mins

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Bruhhhhhh

[@DerrickWade43]

Ian timed it perfectly too on that switch 😳

[@shelbyholt1594]

The “just sayin’” after AB says his grandma is dead is too funny 😂

[@gregorymacintyre8833]

H3 should do a "Take Your Dad to Work" Day

[@colinwhite4710]

Think of Cam

[@soggycereal6597]

@@colinwhite4710 and Hila but it be fun to have take your parent to work day lol

[@sammyinbrooklyn]

Great idea! I think we need some now.

[@allie_hart]

I really love the music underneath these segments 😊 makes everything feel so chill

[@whoisharo4689]

Me too! I noticed that.

[@rileynikole5295]

@@whoisharo4689 😢u🎉😮 i

[@vera-kristinhorner7388]

Erreger tut t er r treu er

[@EleniBelle]

My grandma's mom used to steal dead parachutists parachutes, mostly Nazi's, during WW2 and make the most beautiful dresses for her daughters ❤️😅 She says it was the finest silk out there at that time

[@EleniBelle]

@TheAmishRifle eh I see it as making something beautiful and peaceful out of the ugly times of war 💁‍♀️

[@trels203]

That's actually pretty cool!

[@chileverde]

@TheAmishRifle if it was just nazis f em. Women had to make it somehow those days

[@Dvgteeth]

That’s pretty badass actually

[@EleniBelle]

@@Dvgteeth thank you 😊

[@RavynGood]

I understood Ethan 100% when he said that 5 senses were a lot to handle…🙃

[@Tygor9000]

Basically summed up autism pretty well

[@bas_ee]

Expecially when you find out there are like around 9, 21 or 33 senses (depending on how you define a sensory system)

[@josiemcdevitt]

My family’s story is that one time we were in Chicago, my parents took me, my sisters, and my cousin to the American girl doll store. Walking back to the hotel with these giant bags, my cousin tripped and fell flat on her face on the sidewalk. This homeless man across the street started yelling from the top of his lungs “Don’t nobody laugh! Don’t nobody laugh! That girl over there just fell, but don’t nobody laugh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” She was so embarrassed, but we still tell that story like over 15 years later

[@Unknownuser89878]

I’m dyyyyiiiing 😂😂😂😂

[@Sailor.Catracha]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@rurubelle2920]

That homeless man got no chill 😂😂

[@danielpeck7743]

"There's really five other senses".... lol "That seems like a lot" Epic Quote

[@ball8182]

There really is if you think about it.

[@emmaearthling444]

The fact that Ethan said that thing about the 5 senses seriously when they make that joke in Mean Girls as a way to make Karen look really dumb lol

[@Maiden_to_mother]

Laughing out loud at the gas station to Ian’s story. Imagining the scenario is killing me

[@oliviasienna-p9711]

Pick up any snacks?

[@juliettegivelas]

OMG Hila your childhood home is AMAZING!!!!! Your dad is so talented

[@lorereview]

My family owned a seven eleven in Springfield Oregon in the 80's. So every story is about how they were almost murdered by crazy people.

[@40ozTerry]

Bro no shot I used to live in Springfield Or and it was probably more like Sprungfield back in the day

[@twizzycollective3315]

Yooooo I live in Portland

[@OwenPlaysGames-25]

No they didn’t

[@dakotamorales3933]

There are so many parts of Oregon I forget exist man. I’ve lived in Salem my whole life and I forgot about areas like that

[@hannahbridge3814]

I live in Eugene OR (Springfield sister city). Your comment was the one I saw first, I was like what in the fuc*

[@0ut.the.0x]

i love eps like these where they just conversate and bounce off of eachother with more stories.

[@Shan-lp2iu]

i laughed so hard at Cousin Tim doing the force on his grandma LMAO im surprised no one cracked up! love abs stories

[@Mary-fo4en]

Ethan: sounds like elder abuse. AB: she’s dead. Wendy: JUST SAYING….. 😂😂 I can’t.

[@KateLuvsEm]

Hila causally talking about experiencing war as a child is so sad and entertaining at the same time 😢

[@0FreakShow0]

Just makes me think of the poor palestinain kids who have no basements to shelter in.

[@KateLuvsEm]

@@0FreakShow0so true 😭

[@Mettalovepeace]

Such a cozy segment ❤️

[@sammyinbrooklyn]

I rewatch this segment. Certain segments age well.

[@jennifergutierrez3953]

You guys have no idea how much you save my life by just being you. ❤

[@rivergatensby5486]

These guys are great for getting through the tough times. Hope you're doing well. Take care ❤

[@vera-kristinhorner7388]

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[@AT-mi9mp]

I cant believe the SEANNNN soundbite wasnt played a single time 😔

[@BiganticGalls]

My grandfather tells me every time I see him without fail, that he got a second wind while running in the army. that's the story

[@rachelrangeloff1588]

WHY IS THIS SENDING ME

[@skaapu]

Lol

[@weeziteer]

a second wind?

[@BiganticGalls]

@@weeziteer he got tired from running and all the sudden felt like he could run longer. His "second wind"

[@weeziteer]

@@BiganticGalls ohh, thought it was a joke

[@xr80kk]

I love Hilas dads home. Good job pops

[@katieg2215]

The hair colour, length, etc on Hila is best yet.

[@madisonenmiller]

my family lure story is that i literally have a set of distant aunts and uncles that are named gary, larry, terry, barry, cary, shari, and jeri

[@elle3839]

can someone please make a compilation of all ab's hilarious crazy stories

[@Yellow564]

After each story the cast tells, Ethan always has to 1-up everything lolol

[@portlandsamber]

What's with the one-upper?

[@neilanihenriquez4321]

AB’s burner account

[@drea2787]

Just like Zach's story changes when he notices they're not entertained

[@holycrowley93]

loved love's story , the google maps really added to it hahah

[@bajango3975]

There's actually many more senses than 5. Sense of balance, spatial orientation, sense of your body where it starts and ends to name a few.

[@portlandsamber]

Ian is so low-key funny.

[@DontarrestmePLZ]

Love's story is some To Kill A Mockingbird Boo Radley shit

[@Jessjuicypickle]

I drowned at the YMCA during my first swimming lesson lol I jumped in thinking that it looked easy and no one did anything. My mom was 8 months pregnant with my brother so she just screamed until someone revived me 😂

[@skaapu]

Sounds like a great mom

[@scozzbaggs9224]

So ur writing from the grave got it

[@pristineperistome5696]

Wait even if your pregnant af you can still float right? She woulda been extra buoyant even.

[@samaraisnt]

…hilarious that people are judging your mom because they’re dumb men who have never been pregnant and don’t use the basic knowledge that being that pregnant can make it impossible to move at more than a waddles pace and she can be like, 50lbs heavier…not to mention that late the amniotic sac can break from vigorous exercise or movement, it happened to my mom. 🙃 but oh no, dw it’s not like swimming furiously to save a drowning child’s life isn’t rigorous exercise….and famously the first thing drowning people do isn’t drown the person saving them or anything. So you all preferred their entire family was wiped out just so you could feel superior. MEN 🍵

[@Jessjuicypickle]

@@pristineperistome5696 pregnancy brain lol she panicked. Why should she jump in if there are 3 lifeguards there

[@george_8825]

Farting in a full bathroom is an Alpha move

[@belliejelli1642]

The “shaun-ing the movie” thing is SO funny to me because my step dad named Shaun ALSO SPOILED THE 6TH SENSE!!! Goddamn shauns ruining that specific movie.

[@neznam7]

That shart story ... im gonna die from laugh lmao

[@bfetroOG]

Just watched the Jim Henson documentary and have been watching the muppet movies / shows. Man, jim Henson was incredible. I always remember Dan telling this story

[@umpinkhi7785]

a well known thing in my family even extended family that i don’t talk to is the fact that my great aunts house is incredibly “haunted” even people who claim they don’t believe in ghosts say something is extremely wrong there and almost everyone who’s been in it has had an experience. the most fun stories to listen to growing up were the stories about that house. could be why i’m a chicken now though😅

[@jillianmartin1384]

My sister was standing trial for felony charges and her ex-husband was the one who accused her. When the judge asked him to identify the defendant (my sister), he pointed at me and described what I was wearing. So now my families jokes that I was the one who should’ve been on trial.

[@abbagale2]

Ian's story had me dyingggg😭😭

[@MISFITaddict]

I knew where this was going when he said Hawaii then Muppet babies.. Wonka Wonka he was fozzy bear lol

[@CjThe_ICEBURG]

Everyone of these stories were 🤌🏾🤌🏾

[@lexybug192]

Was Love just telling us the plot of monster house?

[@cjevans3640]

32:48 I cackled like a fucking witch 😂

[@martinmena4625]

Quick story: my dad grew up in a creepy village in Mexico called San Juan. He's got hella ghost stories and other creepy stories. He said one night he saw a crow turn into a witch.

[@sammyinbrooklyn]

My craziest / saddest is that my great uncle survived The Titanic only to be one of the last Americans killed in WW1 a few years later in France. Of course I never knew him.

[@bobsacameno4896]

7:59 Ethan remembered Bill Burr there lol

[@jackieboyok]

My grandad knew Sam Walton, one day he had him come out to the original Walmart in Rogers Arkansas and he handcuffed a briefcase to his wrist with $10k in it and had him drive a new car to the bank to drop off the money. It’s a wild ass story we thought was fake til we read about it in his diary from the 50’s

[@samaraisnt]

omg rare boyhood diary assist for the W

[@Yor_gamma_ix_bae]

Damn Ethan looking pretty good .

[@jacquelynwrenreel]

i had a friend who would spoil book series i was reading. we weren’t friends very long lol

[@oliviaoverboard]

My family will always say “That’s too much Bob!” when something is too expensive or someone is being dramatic. It’s a reference to a price is right episode. We’ve been saying it for years and idk how it even started.

[@NoahReadsSlowly]

“So elder abuse or no?” “She’s dead.”

[@andymartinez4487]

I LOST MY SHIT

[@DirtyTasterSpoons]

My family always says “WHO PUT THAT THERE” which my cousin first said to his mom after noticing a sock hanging halfway out their pug’s bum. (The pug was fine an absolute sock eating legend tbh)

[@RobwithoneB]

Hila is straight up a 12/10 here holy SHIT

[@viankahihatz7015]

Sean is the faceless GOAT. I stan

[@sophroniel]

As someone who lived thru the christchurch earthquakes and the terror attack.... toilet earthquakes are deff a thing, and there is literally one person who was on their toilet and their bed was crushed by a chimney so the earthquake shit saved their life

[@t4ngo_kilo]

Zach you Legend! 🧡

[@Tinkers484]

My mother spoiled the Red Wedding for me... Still haven't forgiven her 😂

[@tylerhackner9731]

Zach a legend

[@sophroniel]

I think I almost threw up from laughing at the visual of ethan ripping cheeks in a bathroom

[@Dvgteeth]

My dad, my grandpa, and my uncles all built my childhood home together. Granted, my family owns a construction company so they also built a lot of the stuff around my hometown and surrounding areas :P

[@colinwhite4710]

Love’s story was the best

[@daborough]

my dad never misses a chance to tell anyone about the time that 18y/o me was NOT smarter than the monkey-proof sliding doors at our hotel and locked myself on our 2ft by 3ft balcony for 3 hours until he got back. so much disappointment. so many mosquito bites.

[@MetalChickDave]

i just sat on the john and now im watching

[@skaapu]

Nice

[@Shan-lp2iu]

i was also not expecting loves story LOL an old ass slenderman dragged him back to the house after he chased him to a cemetary AHAHAHAHA

[@BurningBlueMushrooms]

technically we have 6 senses Proprioception which basically it's knowing where our limbs

[@stancexpunks]

We have so many of those family stories but I know exactly the one my dad would tell that he LOVES telling over and over much to my embarrassment. I won’t say it here but it involves me in kindergarten soiling my pants

[@patriciareed6948]

Wasn’t there a Henson Robert that had a Hawaiian shirt and sandals and kind of scruffy here can’t think of his name but I bet it was done after Dan’s dad😂

[@Kaytwisty]

When I was a kid I lived on a farm. My grandmother - probably around 80 at the time - would sit on the front deck and shoot them. She would then yell in her thick Swedish accent ‘I got a goofer!’ proudly.

[@gogecka9717]

My cousin accidentally poked his brother in the eye with a punk, he had to go to the er but he fully recovered somehow.

[@Simping4jackblack]

Pronouncing the L’s in guillotine is such a flex idk

[@Whirlpooldeadbeat]

I farted during the fart stories

[@embalmshell]

AB looks so much like rami malek

[@alistarrgalaxson5198]

I accidentally spoiled the end of the TWD season 4 game for my bf AND the Micky/ Ian’s marriage in Shameless and he hasn’t forgave me since…I’m sad to say I’m a Sean…

[@MandeeBe]

They get married?!?!!

[@alistarrgalaxson5198]

@@MandeeBe shit… I did it again…to be fair it’s been a long time🫥

[@kattheog5926]

@@MandeeBe i was thinking the same thing bruh

[@saffroniamcclung8611]

Ethan I am here to tell you that all kids LOVE their dads farts, it will always makes me laugh, and teaching them it’s ok and acceptable in front of loved ones is amazing.

[@chriswhrtn]

Abs nan having flashbacks lmao

[@Mr_Rabbit]

No Ethan, not literally 😂

[@Shaughn21]

My name shall forever be tainted by other Sean’s or Shawn’s smh.

[@sarahrinaldi5473]

Is calling the thing you light fireworks with a punk a southern thing?

[@buffy6673]

There’s more than 5 senses actually

[@jaycarroll6584]

Lesson learned don't poke the bear !!!

[@ksanchez90565]

3 month old danny

[@acousticprojekt]

with peace and love zachs storytelling is confusing

[@maddy_leigh3273]

Am I dreaming or did Dan already tell this story a while ago? lol

[@girlien]

Yes, teach me something.

[@Herro710]

To one up ethans story I was in a porto party once during an earthquake lmao !

[@y.r.6445]

Hila looks fresh af damn 🔥

[@embro674]

1:00

[@420BlazeIt.]

24:13

[@michaeljacksin9367]

biodegradable missile silo

[@GodEmperorSenpai]

Power bottoms bigly based. 💪💪💪

[@Shaughn21]

Can’t believe Shawn tainted my name smh

[@BlueAsid]

It’s Mason

[@user-kw9po7tt8n]

I will never say that .

[@jaycarroll6584]

Jesus loves the little children of the world !!!!

[@fawadfawadi4211]

29:00 -_-

[@Maggiewuvsrufus]

You can still build your own house you just have to budget !

[@jaycarroll6584]

Srrydude

[@HayleeFox15]

What does the P word mean?

[@kingofcoping10]

The energy on this just seems so off for some reason just kinda awkward

[@Maiden_to_mother]

Dans story 🤣