My Husband Humiliated Me On Our Wedding Day So I Walked Out Of The Ceremony r/Relationships

[@darsalome]

I once saw a successful cake prank in my BIL's wedding. The cake was cut and the newlyweds had a slice on their plate. THEN the gloom, the goofball of the family, scooped up some cream on his finger, playfully and lovingly put it on the bride's nose. The bride feigned anger and did the same thing, very gently, on the gloom's nose. Everyone laughed and awwww'd. Happily ever after. More importantly, we all had cake. WHY RUIN AN OTHERWISE PERFECT CAKE FFS.🤬

[@cmlemmus494]

It's also equal, similar to what was popular a few generations ago of the new couple feeding each other the cake. Unlike cake smashing which is typically unequal with one person, usually the man, smashing the other. That's a dominant position. I wonder how many of these idiots would still do it if they knew the tradition dates to ancient Rome where it symbolised male dominance and female fertility. I'm thinking probably more than we'd like to admit would do it anyway.

[@kellyalves756]

Exactly! Priorities!

[@pressxtodoubt2506]

Gloom lol

[@selinesbeau]

Just deliberately ruining cake should be a crime.

[@catherinerawson3559]

Why can't they just be quit with this srupid, moronic BS at a wedding.

[@joycec8]

Markee for real being held hostage in a survival horror videogame.

[@Doomessenger4654]

Markee out here on the real grind, even being held captive isnt enough to stop him uploading

[@mandytate1001]

That intro was literally the call for help

[@Tomicrat]

Is it just me, or did I expect to see a "Help Me!" sign pop in in that into 😂😂😂

[@Iflie]

LOL Yeah it's really sending the "locked in the recording prison" vibes,

[@MH-ku5kn]

Exactly! No mention of shrimp is the cry for help.

[@samcruz8188]

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that. So funny.

[@maxsupernova]

I was coming here to post the exact same thing. Blink twice if you need us to call the authorities, Markee!

[@jenniferg2771]

He must be sending us a message!

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

Not going to her graduation? Not giving her a lift when her car broke down?? Not taking her to the HOSPITAL??? These are NOT 'little' things! Glad OP finally found her worth and ended things.

[@Ospyro3em]

Dammit Connor, just let Markee go free 😂

[@hiroshi7025]

Geez, this is a tricky one. He can't let him go. Let's see what's the comments think about it.

[@Ospyro3em]

@@hiroshi7025 🤣

[@janiceandthomas]

​@@hiroshi7025lol I love your response!

[@bryn1063]

i love how this is becomming a Sia being locked in Beyoncé's basement moment

[@jaycooper2812]

The best revenge would be for the bride in the first story to file assault charges. My brother was in the military and one of the guys in his unit pushed a bride into the cake as a prank (it had been arranged by the groom). The bride not only broke up with hubby right there but by the time it was over both the groom and his buddy were charged with assault. Because it happened on a military base both men were court marshaled and kicked out of the Marine Corp.

[@WobblesandBean]

I know I'm probably gonna get flamed for this, but I have never met an enlisted man on active duty who wasn't a total misogynist and a crude, immature conkwocket. I don't know what it is, whether being in the military changes you in some way, or if it just attracts a certain type of personality, or what. But I have known so many military wives who were all abused by their husbands, and at least two of them had "pranks" like this pulled on them by their groom on their wedding day.

[@srsmedic8285]

@@WobblesandBeanyou only seen misogynistic enlisted soldiers because they’re visible due to their idiotic and antics. We know who those guys are too

[@francinetitherington4060]

Totally agree. I've had friends in the Military that are just excellent human beings.

[@ZombieSazza]

“New year, new me! I’m not paying taxes any more!” 🗣🗣🗣WE NOT PAYING TAXES ANY MORE🗣🗣🗣

[@HoodieHorizon]

you know what? The first person to cheat is always the one immediately at fault and takes most of the responsibility and OP would definitely have an easier time with custody since he can prove that her affair happened years before OP's happened. Also fuck man, rules for thee but not for me. The wife wanted the thrill and "taboo" of cheating but when it happened to her, she immediately went on lock down control freak. If there's one thing I hate the most it's hypocrisy.

[@tonemaster4608]

The funny part is when he put tules up, the were reasonable. But she still failed them

[@phantom-pr6op]

I find it kind of funny how OP of the first story was just like "All these comments are shipping us. Wouldn't it be funny if we dated for real though?" Despite just coming from a marriage with the guy's brother 😂

[@Lavender2005]

People want their real life romcon

[@PCLHH]

The cake-smash thing is so stupid. There you all are in your best outfits to celebrate your marriage. Smashing food in peoples faces belongs in a drunken pub brawl, not at a fancy event.

[@jillimi]

Yes! And everything, from the dress to the cake, is really pricey, why destroy those just for a (stupid) prank?

[@101Mant]

​@@jillimibecause he gets off on humiliation of other people.

[@jackiehuff7736]

Not to mention he wasn't sorry. The only reason he apologized was because of his brother

[@kellyalves756]

My sister’s ex not only smashed cake in her face, but held it there and rubbed it around. I still get teary- eyed at the image of her standing in the church bathroom, surrounded by her bridesmaids, sobbing her heart out while we tried to repair the damage. It got in her eyes and up her nose. Yes, it very much was an indicator of his overall behavior in the marriage- and it kept getting worse.

[@kellyalves756]

Just to add- when I got married, I told ex the above story and made it clear I would not find it funny if he did that to me. He was very kind and gentle during the cake tradition. Marriage didn’t work out, but I never withdrew my opinion of him as a basically good guy.

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

if you listen carefully at the beginning, you can hear one of the kidnappers flipping the cue-cards

[@wildblue0]

Story 2: I'm wondering if the HS friend was his wife testing his fidelity? If he's not allowed Fb, how did she find him? Clearly, the wife isn't moving on. Story 2 Update: I think I have whiplash now.

[@corinaholloway9395]

Wait, we aren’t chucking a prawn on the barbie!

[@triciad4100]

Oh no, the Markeenapper took away his prawns for the barbie?! This is even worse than we thought! 😰

[@EnDB]

So she was frigid because she was cheating first. What a garbage person.

[@nothereyetlost]

No you dummy. She wasn’t frigid. HE got her pregnant and pregnancy changes rhe womwn., especially if it is a boy. Bc the male is predator. The husband is in a hostage taker role when married to the woman. He’s having sec with the hostage he took. Well when he gets get pregnant with a boy baby, another hostage taker is on the scene and that one disables her from the inside. So a prey will prey. His son took hostage of his wife

[@JRMAV1]

But he still cheated without knowledge of that, they are both garbage people

[@EnDB]

He had full knowledge that she was frigid. I never stated that he isn't garbage.

[@jackiehuff7736]

​@EnDB if you don't like the person your with, you divorce or talk it out , not cheat. It doesn't matter if she was frigid, op made no mention of trying to work it out before cheating. Op didnt come clean about the cheating either, she caught him. Trust is hard to build up and op acts like he can speed run it. She is trash, but he is trash too, and he seems to be in a bit of denial.

[@EnDB]

The remedial run down about failing relationships = unnecessary. Who doesn't know what OP did is wrong? Everyone knows. That's why I didn't focus on it.

[@Ace_AloneWolf]

My mom overheard him say “I’m enjoying my padded cell” and asked if that was the name of the show😂😂😂. It works for me!

[@fionna_cool_girl]

"New year, new me! I'm not paying taxes anymore!" For legal reasons, that's a joke

[@lauriemeyer7030]

He met his Karma in the shape of brother forcing him to apologize in front of EVERYONE! Last story, I fell and cut my face by a supermarket and a STRANGER took me to the hospital! This guy does NOT care for you.

[@utatanepiko7087]

Honestly, all the OP in the second story got from the relationship were 2 amazing sounding kids and how his punishment made him a better person. Not to excuse his soon-to-be ex, but it makes me wonder where he would be if he wasn't treated like a prisoner. It makes me wonder if he would've "been a warden" to her if he learned about Steve. All of this shouldn't have happened for him to be a better person, but its clear that she was the reason why the relationship fell apart; because she was seeing Steve and therefore wasn't paying much attention to him, which then caused him to seek intimacy somewhere else. Overall, he came out better and stronger from the entire situation

[@Warbles_]

Blink twice if you need help Markee 💀💀

[@hiroshi7025]

Hahaha he's playing along, loving it. #FreeMarkee

[@stellamccoy5259]

So, I knew my husband for 10 weeks before we got married. We met in an Army school. Hebasked me to marry him while we showered, and it was like, it's you or a corvette, and I can always get a corvette later. Didn't even have a ring. We were married for 32 years before he passed. You know when you want to marry someone and it doesn't take years.

[@sophdog2564]

Crazy that the kidnappers let him upload with such a suspicious intro

[@Mama_Bear_of_3]

Story 1. OPs husband stomped on her boundaries within a few hours of them becoming a married couple. Can you imagine how the rest of the marriage would be? In my family, the couple smoothing some cake in each others face is normal. When my husband and I were getting married, he asked that we please not do that because he didn't like it. Well, guess what I did....I respected his wish and didn't do it!

[@jackiehuff7736]

Yeah. This is how I hears the tradition actually goes. You cut a slice, and when you feed each other you smear it on the face. Even then it's usually mild.

[@eph2vv89only1way]

Story 2: Having been cheated on several times in my 22 year marriage to my ex, I can tell you that the trust will never come back 100%. That said, the wife is going beyond mistrust. She is controlling and I won't say she is a narcissist but she is showing some tendencies. She is controlling op to the point of abuse. And making excuses to stop going to the counselor while blaming op or the therapist or anyone other than herself is also a narcissist trait. So is withholding sex if she is consciously doing that (not being in the mood is not withholding but she may have physical or mental problems causing that since it is prolonged). I hope she isn't a narcissist.

[@fireknight0146]

Tell me you commented before the update without telling me you commented before the update. Also, glad to hear they are your ex now. Nobody deserves that.

[@eph2vv89only1way]

@@fireknight0146 Yeah I did. And ty

[@Mitzthatonekid]

I hate them BOTH SO MUCH

[@SkyEcho751]

Listening to story 2, and just wow. OP is practically a saint compared to her. Like both are guilty of cheating, but she tormented him for 3 years wanted the therapist to agree that he needed more torment, and only felt guilty after getting caught. As well as her not closing the account she used for the affair, and basically confirming that OP's original rationalization for his affair was because she was already having one. It kinda reminds me of the "My wife had an affair 3 years ago but I don't want to stay married" story. Where the OP's wife had cheated, admitted to said affair without prompting, showed she was 'remorseful' and after like 3 years she started to behave like before she confessed her sin, and OP wanted to leave. Because what the wife basically did was love bomb him, which made him feel guilty at the thought of leaving, at least until she stopped showering him in constant affection and attention. Like if this had gone the same way, Story 2's wife would have probably left at the end, but instead she dropped the bar so much lower then I could have imagined.

[@agentzapdos4960]

Eh, it's still the husband's fault. Women deserve to be free to do whatever they want, whenever they want. Men serve no purpose.

[@jackiehuff7736]

Op also only acted guilty after caught. He didn't come clean, she found a video. Not excusing her, but he is pretty bad too

[@Bornagainvillain]

@@jackiehuff7736his cheating is because of his wife. Like, I have zero respect or remorse for cheaters, but his wife cheated long before he did, which lead to a lack of sex in their marriage: because she was actively cheating, before and after he was caught cheating in response to his needs not being met. She engineered all of that. He’s only responsible for cheating. She forgave him, and became a warden over his life while he improved and overcame his flaws. He gave her the same courtesy and SHE COULD NOT and leaving the email account open after agreeing to shut it down prove that she had know desire to. They’re both wrong, but she’s responsible for her marriage ending.

[@Mitzthatonekid]

They both suck so so much dude. I hate them.

[@lindtplease1693]

If he 'didn't mean to hurt" her he wouldn't done something so cruel in the first place. Glad OP got out. The ex is a malicious little prick.

[@caitlinserviss]

Out of all the few people I listen to doing reddit story readings (R-slash, KarmaCommentChameleon, Mr. Redder), Markee is in my top favorite! I love the commentary, and the giggling. The silly comments. I would watch you play video games on streams or live content if you were just talking to chat. You're a blast to listen to!

[@BewilderedCitrus]

Yeah, he's my fav too!

[@xelectrix]

I feel like cake smashing and gender reveals are similar in how they started out as some thing sweet and cute but then assholes escalated it to something awful. I'm not certain but I think cake smashing evolved from the tradition of feeding each other a slice of the wedding cake. Someone does a boop oh got a bit of frosting on your nose then it went to smashing the cake slice into each other's face and now it's this.

[@izzisart]

Yeah, I swear cake-smashing started as "Smush a tiny bit of icing on the bride's face for luck" (And most couples would take that as putting a little bit of icing on each others nose, providing an adorable photo op.) But some AH's have just taken it as an excuse to straight up assault their partner under the guise of tradition.

[@Nevertoleave]

Yeah I really don’t like how it’s escalated. Last summer we had a lot of smoke from the forest fires around us and someone decided to do a gender reveal using burnouts in their truck. They were at a city park where there are speed limits, ripping up and down doing burn outs over and over even though they did the gender reveal

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

The old television show “America’s Funniest Home Videos” initially morphed the tradition of sweetly feeding each other a normal bite of cake into smearing that bite on the bride’s face, then it escalated to using the little plate for smearing the whole slice (like the old “pie in the face” gag but horrifying). All that ridiculous behaviour in the media normalised the trashy face-smashing idiocy that morons have escalated into assaulting people by forcing their faces / bodies into the whole cake. Yuck.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

The old television show “America’s Funniest Home Videos” initially morphed the tradition of sweetly feeding each other a normal bite of cake into smearing that bite on the bride’s face, then it escalated to using the little plate for smearing the whole slice (like the old “pie in the face” gag, but horrifying and expensive). All that ridiculous behaviour in the media normalised the trashy face-smashing idiocy that morons have escalated into assaulting people by forcing their faces / bodies into the whole cake.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@Nevertoleave Ugh, noooo! That’s the sort of thing that makes me think it shouldn’t be so easy to breed. /jk mostly jk anyway

[@xanderfoxjsc]

When it comes to the story of the boyfriend refusing marriage it reminds me of a couple my family knew for 18 years. I'm that time the couple where engaged for 16 of them because the boyfriend like things exactly as they where when he turned 18 and didn't want anything to change. He worked for his Dad in construction doing only physical work, collected tons of hunting rifles, lived in a shoe box of a trailer and wandered around the woods like he was king of the mountain. He went so far as to build a House for her in the next Plot over, but had no intention of moving in with her, this proved to be the final straw. He built a brand new house for his supposed future wife, but planned to stay in his tiny trailer by himself.

[@denises3630]

MARKEE next time wear a green shirt if you're in danger 😂 I love these videos, thank you dude ❤️

[@piratsnygg]

Lol, she's not saying she served the karma; she's saying Frank having had the last drop of his brother's antics did.

[@rebekah.2187]

8 years, no marriage story: It sounds very much like the fiancé has a "If it's not important to me, then it shouldn't be important to you" mentality, which is not good in a marriage. It's too bad OP didn't recognize this sooner, like 4 years ago. She needs to leave now, or she will be miserable fighting him, or him diminishing her needs, over and over and over again because he just doesn't care that something is important to her. If he has mental issues, and has been working on them, there doesn't seem to be much improvement. We teach others how to treat us. She's never given him any reason to work hard to acknowledge what is important to her because he knows she'll just be there every time he puts her off. I don't know at what point he told her that she too dependent on her parents and he's not close to his family so she shouldn't be close to hers, but both of those were major red flags that would have had me packing up and walking out.

[@jessec7221]

Karma was the brother reaching to the situation and shamed the entire room for not stopping Jake.

[@lucialovecraft]

Markee blink twice if you’re in danger

[@AnnMegFair]

always impressed by these soon-to-be-ex-husbands who directly do 'for the lolz' what their soon-to-be-ex-wives EXPLICITLY say they would leave them over, and then get surprised-pikachu-face when the wife... follows through? Like... these are the direct consequences of your actions bro, and these consequences were ADVERTISED. She TOLD YOU she would LEAVE if you did this. How are there so many stories exactly like that and the guys are like 'I just don't understand, she usually always does what I want' well congratulations, you found the straw that broke the camel's back.

[@insideoutcabbage]

Markee you have the best sense of humor I love the at you’re feeding into it 😂

[@victoriamiranda-stotelmyre4382]

Markee my Aussie husband.😊 so glad to hear from your channel. Your sound booth is making you sound great and Wow thanks for the hour long video.❤

[@deeplyblue7299]

My husband too

[@marchyatt9158]

Blink twice if you need rescue

[@TheBlekkis]

The story about the guy who basically just wanted a paper wedding, the fact that he wouldn't drive her to the hospital boggles the mind. The other day I got woken up at 8 pm(had taken a nap that went too long) by my friend who needed a trip the the emergency room cus she cut her hand pretty bad. I live about 30 min away, I didn't hesitate to go and help her, that fact that a long term partner wouldn't do that is a HUUUGE red flag.

[@Mayacatxoxo]

The “new year new me… I’m not paying taxes anymore” made me cackle 24:34

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

Second post is fire, wish I had some popcorn.

[@taylorslade961]

Unwilling Fiance: I think the commenters got it wrong. I think he wants to be married but only because there's something else he wants that he thinks being married will get him.

[@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement]

This. This, right here.☝

[@trillionbones89]

That engagement story: i didn't think a neglectful partner was even possible. Also a computer? Him not driving her to the hospital is what should've made her leave. She was a naive af

[@cheyscorner912]

MARKEE!!!! I MISSED SEEING YOUR BEAUTIFUL AUSSIE FACE!!!

[@cheyscorner912]

@@CJanecalamity he's a handsome individual and deserves all the hype🖤

[@LOLtz1]

Story 2: the plot twist in this story was crazy.

[@arisenpai4720]

Duuude, when I heard about the OP's fiance who refused to take her to the HOSPITAL I was appalled. When I had a potassium deficiency that had my BP at 145/109 and triggered my tics to the point of almost seizure like symptoms, my bf didn't hesitate to drive me to the hospital even though his dash light didn't work in his car (it was at night) and we bs'd a fix as he rushed me there. I'm glad the OP realized she deserved so much better.

[@jodicomstock6516]

Just be cause you love someone doesn’t mean they are your life partner. The key word is partner. You need to work together to have a successful relationship.

[@ruddiko]

Connor got you working for him tell the truth

[@politereminder6284]

Non-consesual cake smashing is a sign of a person who didn't want to be married in the first place.

[@JennyWas13]

The other day my fiancé ran back from the bus and made himself late to work because I was in a tricky parking spot and needed help getting out. Not driving your fiancé to the hospital is wild

[@jjr9792]

You've come a long way Markee! 😊🎉

[@Nicholem718-1]

I think sis who’s being nasty to her sister for marrying her middle school ex is probably upset because the 13-year old she dated grew into a handsome and/or successful man.

[@Mr.andMrs.Smith_0420]

The chick from the cheating story is truly evil, not only did she cheat first, she kept sex from her husband, which pushed him to cheat in the first place, punished him for years and made him feel bad, and then has the balls to beg HIM for forgiveness!? Before the update, this was honestly one of the only stories where I was actually on the cheaters side, and the reasons why just kept becoming clearer and clearer, how dare she waste this mans time and life, I'm so glad Op opened his eyes and left her ass. If this story can teach people anything, it's how important dating multiple people and gaining experience is before you settle down with your forever person, marriages that are based on people who haven't had any other partners or very litte, almost never last, one or both will always wonder what else is out there, and you'll never know unless you experience life, only then can you really appreciate "the one" when you find them.

[@invisible123-l9d]

Had he been a decent husband, and truly pulled his weight with the housework and childcare, she would not have felt the need to look elsewhere. All he cared about was sex, not her. There is a saying 'good sex starts with doing the dishes'. Decent men do not sleep around because their partner does not want sex every day. You don't have the balls to reply politely.

[@Bornagainvillain]

@@invisible123-l9dincorrect assessment. She was CHEATING WELL BEFORE her husband did. She ALONE is the reason her marriage ended. He went looking for shit outside of his marriage because his wife come to found out, was getting sex outside of the marriage. She’s wrong. She started it. Delete this.

[@Mitzthatonekid]

They're both awful people.

[@masterofpuppets5568]

When I got married my bil mentioned cake smashing after reading a similar story and my now wife brought up that she would be holding a sharp knife at the time. Pretty sure she was joking, not that I would ever do something so dumb anyway. Stbx fudged around and found out.

[@Emo2heart]

I'm still getting used to the box 😂😂😂 markie . Tell them to free you

[@MariMotherofGoblins]

That introduction 😂, blink twice if you've been body snatched.

[@toshi9742]

ok guys thinking hats on for the words Markee exaggerated in the intro: - here - industries - now - reddit - back - enjoy OH GOD HE'S BEING HELD HOSTAGE AT AN INDUSTRIAL PLANT AND AND IS FALLING FOR HIS CAPTOR WHO ONLY JUST GAVE HIM BACK HIS ACCESS TO REDDIT (for clarity this is a stupid meme, pls don't take seriously, just found the 'Markee captive rn' meme funny)

[@colleens1107]

Story one: hey Frank? Maaaaaybe you should have told OP this BEFORE all the wedding arrangements were made.

[@butmermaids7443]

I love listening to this post over and over again

[@shadowwalker1650]

The karma in the story wasn't her dumping him, it was his brother screaming at him when the wife went to the bathroom.

[@madsli]

When the confrontation of the second story happened my "doubt-sensor" went into high alert, it sounded VERY MUTCH like some creative writing.

[@Psychic_nura]

I love how the ex husband was scolded like a little boy by the brother. You go frank

[@luismakeup08]

42:52 when you deserve to be happy??? Never, she doesnt deserve to be happy neither in this case

[@omenlightenment]

I love his voice and laughter.

[@angeliqueSeidlitz2388]

I love to see your beautiful face! Miss seeing it for a while!!!! Thank you markee!

[@sofieg7581]

i love the bit at the end ^^ ur laugh is nice and contagious x3

[@sgtjarhead99]

I've never understood the whole cake smashing thing at weddings. I didn't even eat my wedding cake and my wife knew if she tried this on me, I'd dump the entire cake over her head.

[@HZ-fg9sf]

S2, I disagree with a lot of the takes read as they come off from a certain reddit demographic. At the end of the day, they are both cheaters. Knowing after the fact of what his wife did does not absolve him of his cheating or make what he did less than. They are both POS. The wife is terrible. He isn't that much better. Neither really communicated before they cheated. He says he was reformed but was talking about cheating again in the same breath. The irony. Honestly, ESH.

[@TaterKakez]

Thank you for the long content; long love Markee. Love from the frigid Maine tundra

[@jewlzcraig-leaves597]

😂 I’m glad I’m not the only one who still refers to “can’t make friends with salad” 😂 I loved that episode 😊🥗

[@rosegirlz88]

Omg I found pictures of my ex cheating in a folder named taxes too!

[@CodyJonesXD]

*The Karma Was Frank Yelling At Jake!*

[@dalliemyers9387]

Holy smokes markee showed his real face! That was cool he really does look like his cartoon image. 😁👍

[@Nevertoleave]

Dude doesn’t even really celebrate her birthday. She buys her own gift

[@tamstertx63]

First story - if she had stayed with him, you know he would have done "pranks" in the future to not only her, but any children they had.

[@sheriadkins103]

Your laughter is delightful

[@Mario-SunshineGalaxy64]

I read this story on Reddit and I gotta say it sounds completely made up. Account was made in 2022 but the OP has only now started to become active for this one post and is all too eager to share her life story. There wasn’t even a single comment prior to the creation of this post and now out of nowhere there’s a post that’s almost word for word the exact same story as another post, both with almost the exact same conclusions. And the update, my goodness, OP asked out the brother days after she left her husband at her wedding? Uh huh, sure, that’s totally a thing that happens.

[@rox3725]

It's reddit... most if it is fanfics or abridged versions of other stories.

[@bedtimeat8]

I have a reddit account I never comment with. I just read scary stories

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

Like, have you met people? The least shocking thing about that story is her asking out the brother who stood up for her after years of being with a dude who disregarded her & disrespected her in front of a room full of all her closest family, friends & maybe even co-workers. The comparison of that kind of man & the one she had would be intense & obvious. Getting the brother to say yes would have been heady for someone so adrift in that moment. To be sure, it would have been a disastrous thing to do had he agreed but I'm totally not surprised she was interested in experiencing that kind of partner in that moment. Not shocking in the slightest. Idk if this story happened or not & neither does anyone else who isn't the op or those involved but the "evidence" you have isn't the smoking gun you seem to believe it is imo.

[@jakemarie828]

Yeah people make accunts when others say to "ask reddit" all the time.

[@rhiannonlewis7963]

You the husband? I have a Reddit account too that I made in 2018, and didn’t become active until 2023. I made it cuz I was tired of the “this is NSFW, make an account to view”.

[@S4R4H_R4PT0R]

Story 1: My anger issues and ptsd from being bullied could never, the guy might have been in a casket for a funeral after the wedding, me in jail, if someone pulled the crap on me, wouldn't be a happy ending, sorry if that sounds unhinged

[@juliamiller2299]

Well it's good to see you are not yet totally raving mad. lol

[@vidhead85]

Cake Smash: NTA. I'm glad OP got away from that horrible guy. I'm sure this was going to happen as soon as he got involved. A "prank" cost him his ex wife. He'll never learn Reformed Cheater: If I proved I was reformed only to have that in my face...I'm done! How could she do this while having her own affair BEFORE I even stepped out. There is no coming back from that 8 year engagement: He's not going to marry you and takes her for granted. He's an asshole and I'm glad he was dumped. Middle School Boyfriend: NTA.Alicia is a complete asshole. You didn't date for yeeears, weren't engaged, nothing. Alicia's married and apparently wishes for a life w her now BIL. Of COURSE Alicia and Chris were having problems. Chris, Sis's husband is a complete asshole for playing on his wife's insecurity. He definitely cheated. I hope there's. A BORU where Alicia leaves that barfbag of a husband

[@jikook7457]

😮So, the husband in story 2, was out of town alot because of work. Translation: he wasn't there to help, even a little with the kids, the house, the food shopping, drs appointments, laundry, etc. And preferred that, instead of trying to find a job that would have him home nights. He also played alot of online video games. Translation: even when he IS home, he's playing video games with randos instead of helping with the kids or the house chores. Hmmm🤔 Wonder why the wife wouldn't want to be intimate with a partner who isn't there to help with the family THEY MADE together. Then he cheats because he's ruled by a 2in piece of skin between his legs, instead of talking to his wife about things, like, her flucuating hormones from 2 births, the stress physically and mentally of being the full time caregiver and literal provider of food every 4 hours, for those 2 kids, if breast feeding and/or pumping, and the physical pain of having a human exit through a small body opening or being cut open to remove that human. Or the resentment the wife feels because he looks for escape instead of being present to help with HIS kids. "He came clean about the affair." AFTER HE GOT CAUGHT. That doesn't make him a good guy. Smh. He feels he's been punished enough. Well, of course he does! Did she also basically make him cheat because she's not interested in sex because of dealing with 2 children all day and night and I'm sure, lost alot of love and respect for him because he chose to hook up with another woman outside their marriage. But only 6 times, so it's cool, right? WHAT?! She should've divorced him. Then he can keep up his regular habits of not being around during the work week, playing video games instead of being a husband and father, having as much sex as he wants since that's the main problem and most important issue for him. He'll only have to be a caregiver 2 days a week. Wait until he realizes how much work and selflessness is required for THAT job! Lol If it sounds like I've been there, done that, it's because I have. Except that my story also includes a child with major special-needs.

[@Bornagainvillain]

Missed the part about where she cheated the entire time huh?

[@jikook7457]

​​@@BornagainvillainI rewatched the 2nd story because my comment was posted 3 months ago. Where did u come up with her cheating? There was NOTHING from op about that at all. Smh Counting to 3 or 4 on these story videos might be tricky for u so maybe use ur fingers to count the number of stories so u"ll be able to respond with facts, not create them. ✌️

[@rebeccahayward9607]

Me: hearing Markee talk about gender reveal forest fires This is why I downright refused any suggestion other than just frosting on a cake for my baby's gender reveal. Even balloons were a no because you have to clean up after. At least with a cake you can eat it.

[@maxinemyers9215]

Thanks Markee, love your attitude 🌷

[@SigmarChadwick]

Markee did the edible kick in or something lol that intro was gas

[@SigmarChadwick]

I didn't know about the hostage thing honestly the way you were talking just reminded me of someone who is really high trying really hard to be chill and normal lol

[@SigmarChadwick]

Your videos are like part of my daily life. Of course the one comment you like is me being a silly goose

[@BrandonsGamingCorner]

Man's got a lowkey gun pointed at him for how that intro sounded. :3

[@Longingtobesomeone]

It's over an hour! And not a compilation! 😍

[@PungiFungi]

It appears in the first story, the woman married the wrong brother.

[@rebekah.2187]

Story 2: Trust is the most difficult thing to earn back.

[@CreditR01]

3 - You're trying to compromise when he doesn't want to. This is a bad sign. Whatever hang-up he has about marriage, he needs to be honest about it. It's okay to not want the big fanfare of a wedding, but he doesn't want to do ANYTHING. This is a sign of things to come. I abandoned an engagement after years of an ex dodging the scenario. You can't wait around forever for it. Happily married now to someone else. Don't show up for someone who never shows up for you.

[@inmemoryoflael]

That was a WILD ride!

[@jvangriend560]

1st story "cake smash" - agree to apologize with a cake and smash it in his face with a break-up, record then post. "But it was just a prank...except for the break-up, that's real." 😂

[@stephjovi]

Relax and don't chuck a prawn on the barbie if Markee is around because he's allergic 😂

[@lynsthoughts3576]

I got married in NJ. .DURING the reception the minister said he was leaving abd we needed to sign the license again. We signed, then he signed, and he gave it to us to file. So glad my mother loved my ex, as we had to return to Greece, and mom filed it for us. LICENSE NOT SIGNED AGAIN AND FILED. NOT A LEGAL MARRIAGE

[@hellkitelord8319]

I literally thought the same thing as Markee when I first was listening to this story. ETA: This is referring to story 1

[@elizabethrossi7604]

1: Yeah, he got LESS than what he deserves. (So, call me petty for wanting more.) 2: Good GRIEF!!! Those children deserve MUCH better parents. 3: Yeah, he may want to get married. He just doesn't really want to marry YOU.

[@zeilahobson2050]

Markee you have a very handsome face but it startled the hell out of me when I opened the video! A lovely surprise

[@emo7636]

Story 3, it sounds like her boyfriend of 8 years doesn't actually care about getting married and doesn't want to get married but is doing it to appease her and compromise. Sounds like he's putting his foot down about any 'party or ceremony' because he's giving her the important part which is the marriage. Look, some people simply don't want or care about marriage, that doesn't mean they don't want long-term relationships. I was married after a huge expensive wedding and got divorced after 9 months because he was a creep and bringing me down. My current partner doesn't 'believe' in marriage and we've been together for 11 years and 2 small children. And no it's not about 'not wanting to lose or share his money' because I have a quite large inheritance that he doesn't give a fig about. My point is, decide which is more important either the ceremony or the partner. I think a 'legal only' marriage is still a huge commitment. Also, I absolutely love the long videos with only a few longer stories with updates. Also, I just heard the rest of the last story that guy is just a d-bag.

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

I'm sorry but the fact that you even felt you still had to remind him not to do something that you already adamantly told him you did not want shows that you didn't really trust him to begin with and you guys were in no position to be getting married in the first place.

[@RedCeltay]

Annulments can also be issued for the wedding not being consummated. This would fit under that part. Also if you dont register the wedding certificate within a certain amt of time. Its not legal. At least its like that where I live.

[@hewhoisnowhere]

7:07 omg lmfaoooooo