MY LIZARD THINKS HES A HUMAN!

[@evanislost]

That little hop was adorable as hell

[@Shatter_bone]

Bro what 💀

[@sggsdsgdgsd6897]

you heard him @@Shatter_bone

[@makishaalexander1114]

Might got to change the wording but I agree😂

[@foxyzx7113]

@@Shatter_boneit was for me tho

[@Daddy_Zoro.9]

@@foxyzx7113same

[@justanotherhumanperson9424]

featherless ✅ biped ✅ this is a man

[@jumpingturtle8830]

No those are thin sharp nails This is a plucked chicken we've been over this

[@ahhyesstoinks4058]

Found the cynic

[@CursedEgg]

Then you should see my siblings. They must surely be plucked chickens too right? ​@@jumpingturtle8830

[@vpaul4374]

yo, that's a dog if i ever saw one

[@thetoyodacar2264]

No, he's just a white girl with long nails@@jumpingturtle8830

[@shithead7355]

That little jump was adorable

[@hanamiyuki2161]

till it bites u into death

[@someguycalledCh0wdah]

​@@hanamiyuki2161dude it weights like 15 lbs you could sling it across the room

[@Shootnskeet]

@@hanamiyuki2161non venomous, unless you have done something very wrong it will not try to hurt you. This species is quite relaxed

[@Nexus-6]

I love you Dad.. ❤

[@cryptisi5363]

​@@hanamiyuki2161huh

[@90zillas34]

Bros evolving 💀

[@lhamaseveramenteirritada9760]

We need to stop him

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

​@@lhamaseveramenteirritada9760no, let him cook

[@dxdxsavage6295]

​@@thelordofthelostbraincellscook the lizard?💀

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@dxdxsavage6295 you don't what what "let him cook" means? Or are you joking?

[@dxdxsavage6295]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells why am i joking? U said let him cook? The food or the lizard

[@tambrabonds950]

"he always wants a snack" ok raptor I see and feel you

[@Fatherwhat]

I read that in Dashies voice

[@N0tdaRk-g6c]

Just baby Zuckerberg

[@WillTBear1]

He looks WAY more human than Mark Zuckerberg 😂

[@ragdollcatledaandherbutlerstef]

Oh Dear you're right 😁

[@bwp209]

It’s the eyes, raptors eyes convey more emotion 😂

[@AlterEgo373]

😂😂😂

[@kevincarter6001]

Ain't that the truth!

[@giannaathenag]

LMFAOAOAOAOS

[@pickles_8472]

Bro really turned into an inaccurate 1900s reconstruction of any theropod dinosaur.

[@MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr]

Exactly... Except for Spinosaurus maybe, i don't remember ever having seen it in an upright posture

[@rickh3714]

Which actually makes you wonder just how 'inaccurate' those interpretations were doesn't it? Maybe the positions adopted were multivariate or between the two at times? Excepting those that needed water for support etc. Remembering atmosphere was different then and consequently oxygen provision to muscles and respiratory/cardiovascular physiology may have differed to contemporary avian etc species.

[@MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr]

@@rickh3714 As a dinosaur lover, that's a lot to answer, one year ago i had the biology and paleontology knowledge to properly answer you but now i only remember they showed the upright inaccurate T. rex with a very flexible (almost prehensile) tail always touching the ground because they based themselves off Kangoroos and they thought large Theropods needed that posture to look intimidating and hold their weight vertically like us, turns out many years later that T. rex has feathers on a portion of his back, his tail was pretty rigid and couldn't even be used during fights, his "small" arms could lift a cow each, they didn't roar at all and they wouldn't waste energy chasing us down to eat us... The world of dinosaurs has always been a magical and awesome world we all liked at least once in our childhoods, and it has changed a lot since the 1998 Godzilla and Jurassic Park movies, now it's just more scientific than ever and i still love it bro Edit: also the T. rex and other large theropods had lips like Komodo Dragons

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr Oh and T-Rex also had padded tootsies that helped with stealth, meaning the “Jurassic park stomp” is inaccurate. But I’d argue a 40ft creature being able to sneak up on you is WAY scarier.

[@MonsterVerse_scientist-CnlDscr]

@@stingerjohnny9951 That's also true man, imagine a 100% realistic T. rex how exactly it would act, sound and look like in front of you, it probably wouldn't eat humans because large animals don't like to waste energy for small snacks but it would still be scary as hell bro... Also T. rexes had better senses, especially eyesight and smell, than Bald Eagles today, so they have a much better eyesight than us!

[@thechickenboyshow7229]

Dinosaurs in the 1800s be like

[@holdenadams1193]

More like 1900s but yeah

[@localtavernsluteplayer2182]

@@holdenadams1193 What are you two even referencing to even compare 1800s vs 1900s??

[@dahken417]

​​@@localtavernsluteplayer2182Drawings depicting dinosaurs have frequently misinterpreted their build/how they held their body. Old t-rex drawings have them leaning there weight onto their tail with a completely upright build, similar to Godzilla.

[@GAFAP_Official]

do you mean 1900's

[@Snixxle]

He’s just an 1800s stegosaurus without the thagomizers or plates

[@chance3485]

he seems like a gentleman

[@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper]

I love how he actually seems to be interested in the TV. Not that it's unusual since he is a human

[@__MR.MAN___]

THAT LITTLE HOP!! 🥹

[@TheLiteralKevin]

Thats just looks like mini Godzilla

[@Paolorheva]

The real life godzilla😅

[@o_jopa_]

Thats why they are called "Monitor Lizards" because of that stand up posture

[@kristoferkoessel4354]

Didn’t know that

[@kiquian2voy245]

Identifies as 50" plasma flat screen tv

[@DIOsNotDead]

the way he jumps up to you and hugs you like a little kid seeing their parent after school lol

[@k.l.manring2083]

Omg, so PRECIOUS! Wonder if he tripods and uses his arms, claws, neck and chin to open interior doors so he can climb into the bed and snuggle under the covers with you? My Sav monitor and best friend for many many years would do that. One time I wasn't home in bed so he trotted across the hall opened mom's bedroom door and settled for napping with her... Miss that crazy beast.

[@hatake1990]

Aww, that's actually really sweet.💞

[@armymedic_bnw]

Ma'am. U had a Dizzard. A reptile that for some reason believes it's a dog. Those are special critters, indeed. 🥰

[@yvonnesimpson4584]

He's handsome chappie.

[@latylartey2311]

That hop was so cute 😢

[@NOBLEFILMS1987]

That Is A Dinosaur! That Is A Tyranosaurus Rex!

[@Jam-ih7bv]

Kombo dragon is the king of lizards so kombo dragon is trex

[@NOBLEFILMS1987]

@@Jam-ih7bv YES!

[@D.V369]

He looks like dinosaur

[@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940]

He was a godzilla

[@Aaron067]

Aww your little son is adorable!

[@clonoyoudidnt]

the hop was the single cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[@Fayroll5]

When he stands up he looks like a dinosaur

[@hammock_full_of_rats]

Your videos make me smile so much! Thank you for sharing your baby with us!! 😃😃

[@tyrannosaurus_aegypticus]

Bro, the way he's standing like that kinda reminds me of 1950s depiction of a Tyrannosaurus Rex ☠️

[@HelmLord5792]

That is a good dog.

[@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940]

that was a reptile not a mammal

[@HelmLord5792]

@@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940 It's a good boy. Therefore: dog. Scaly dog.

[@johnvega2528]

@@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940you’re a mammal

[@pixelcat1987]

​@@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940 it's called a joke my friend :>

[@TarekHasan-b6z]

​@@johnvega2528Hill dude who hurt you

[@Menace_to_society_k27]

bro really said:🧍🏻‍♂️

[@marou0989]

he stands up like a famous one called go***lla

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

Why'd you censor Godzilla

[@marou0989]

@@LordCrate-du8zm idk i can't remember

[@bloodydiablo666]

If I owned one I would put him a cute little bow tie and sometimes a little tie

[@lockandloadlikehell]

I love when you get motivated BD

[@zekeyeager1458]

and sometimes a little tie

[@sheliabattle1129]

If I had one he would be cutesy dressed in his big beautiful cage! He'll naw. This shit is disturbing.

[@walidalbalooshi9082]

Omg he's adorable 😭

[@John-dd8kh]

“He always wants a snack“ Glad dad’s not on the menu

[@russellbranch3208]

This is Adorable 🥰

[@sparrenburger2804]

The lizard here is not an Asian Watermonitor! It's an Argusmonitor or a Gouldsmonitor, they look quite similar.

[@rowbot5555]

He's actually a 1080p LED monitor

[@imagine6832]

​@@rowbot5555💀💀

[@richcapybara4728]

What do you even mean? that is clearly his son not a lizard

[@smallmanz]

It’s an Argus

[@Ali_D_Katt]

​@@richcapybara4728are you blind that's obviously his kitty kitty

[@wowalamoiz9489]

The voice over sounds like "The Design Is Very Human"

[@meghanstarkoski2739]

Bro got a real life dinosaur

[@SavageW.]

I shouldn't trust that raptor if it's standing.

[@Hiddenherpetologist]

That’s a cute dog

[@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940]

are you Blind is a lizard are you dumb stupid or dumb

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

what kinda dog is that

[@Hiddenherpetologist]

@@dragosrandomstuff9261 think it’s a golden retriever maybe

[@FellazPlays306]

​@GEMETIS no it's a border collie

[@madison-nm3ss]

Yes its so cute@@FellazPlays306

[@curtisromero5685]

Bro is Godzilla

[@xriley5729]

ww

[@tanghoannam7387]

Rare footage of Mark Zuckerberg during his childhood.

[@Rimpala]

the little leg cling is the cutest thing ever

[@JoKeRs_Kidol]

He's so cute 🥹

[@tsuyukurage3772]

That hop and hug is too adorable 😊

[@sorata3047]

That's definitely a child of Godzilla

[@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940]

Godzilla junior? You meant

[@Aspirinxoxo]

@@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940baby godzilla junior is adorable

[@EnderBudoks]

That little jump or hugs his legs is so cute 😭

[@Hottest12]

He is Godzilla

[@monarchtwins]

It’s so cute raptor is adorable

[@Mystel08]

That little hop! 😭

[@Christaxlynn]

Your son is super adorable

[@dangerdragon1269]

Dude that’s a mini T-Rex

[@vinisha2969]

Nah its a land mosasaur

[@zaizai.88]

Finally,a Gentle T - Rex , Such a cutie ❤

[@eugenekubak7857]

He's evolving watching tv standing on two legs the lizards a pokemon 😂

[@UltraCenterHQ]

"he always wants a snack" 😢 he's just like me, he's just like me fr

[@mr.nugg0t888]

Imagine breaking in and hearing a hiss at your feet

[@joshweathers2059]

This lil guy is so cool! I love these clips, I was always slightly afraid of monitors, even though I love reptiles, I was apprehensive about getting too close to these dues because of their size compared to me I suppose. Now after seeing these clips, as an adult, I absolutely envy your relationship with him! So cool!

[@furious_gorilla2998]

The day he starts calling out like a "Raptor" well be the new age of dinosaurs

[@dukedolgoch]

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day!

[@cazador1159]

He'll be all grown up heading to the Denver airport before you know it. 😢

[@gabrieledunst]

He is adorable ❤ his little arms are awesome ❤

[@piggy7800]

“He ALWAYS wants a snack.”

[@Gamer_yt-r4f]

That hop was soooo cute!❤😊

[@michaelmontano4280]

Yeah those are little dinosaur arms.

[@billysmith5409]

Raptor might just be the cutest lizard I have ever seen!

[@andres-8635]

Animals are evolving! 🤯🤯🤯

[@Djlovespizza]

For REAL 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Fin_Stryker]

That Cute "Hello Daddy" jump-Hug. So cute😂

[@kingbagni6438]

BEHOLD! Plato's Man

[@LittleBirbBoi]

I love Raptor he's so adorable

[@datspookyleann275]

Impractical jokers, good choice

[@leasteffort8390]

He bellyflopped onto your leg. 😂 so cute.

[@Christler-bp5es]

You know that's a drag gone buddy

[@Itswania183]

That hop was... ADORABLE😍❤

[@Berry47867]

Imagine when that that used to be 30 feet long

[@DavidCarrington-uk3te]

What a handsome Lizard.

[@naheedniazi9643]

Awesome he stands up like a person when he watches TV I think you call them Raptor cuz he acts like a raptor a velociraptor when he stands up he remind you of Blue from velociraptor now I know why you named him Raptor cuz he looks like a Raptor

[@JakeReed-k4o]

Lmao say raptor a few more times.

[@poketales9207]

THAT LITTLE HOP THOUGH??? I NEED ONE IN MY LIFE

[@Workerbee-zy5nx]

Little dinosaurs. 👍

[@idkanymore9590]

He looks like Godzilla when he stands up

[@slypto]

I'm sure he can speak English too

[@abrahamhernandez5686]

😮 that hug caught me by surprise it was awesome😊. I didn't know a lizard could do that.

[@hoovy522]

What channels he watch tho?

[@daltongalloway]

Monitor Lizards standing up is my favorite thing

[@Country0ddsquad]

Do you train him to stand up and walk and jump like that or is that his personality? (Do other ones also do that? Like the same type of lizards? Because I want one!❤

[@Polosatiy_Varan]

It's called tripoding. All monitor lizards do this, but this behavior is more common among Australian monitor lizards. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5a1n5iviNCFmKM

[@xoxonaotchan_7902]

Hes a Argus monitor. They are very food motivated and intelligent. So this guy has worked with his to behave like this

[@chitinskin9860]

For the "standing on its hind legs" thing, that's a common monitor lizard thing. They actually got their common name from this behavior, as they were frequently seen in the wild observing their surroundings while standing upright, monitoring.

[@predatorking3131]

Argus monitors are famous for their tripod behavior.

[@Country0ddsquad]

@@chitinskin9860 Thank you! And xoxonaotchan and predatorking3131!

[@wrestlingwithjay3770]

Flashback in the mid February of 2023

[@Geckogirlguide]

Love this😂

[@jonathangodwin6512]

Raptor seems like a good boy I would trust him

[@ethanemerson4862]

What kind of lizard is he?

[@elboniske]

Argus monitor

[@fatmagic69]

the human one

[@Javas_The_Shark]

No hes a little human

[@Nvrmalclckr]

mark zuckerberg

[@Sophiaqueen7]

Good boy is kinda cute😂❤️

[@VincentsReptiles]

Is he a Argus monitor?

[@revol2933]

"This is my newest invention - a monitor lizard. The design is very human"

[@themadhousediaries]

He's so adorable. Get him a bow tie and a fezz.

[@nik-jh6sv]

He deserves a little handshake 😂

[@luxuriouspotato]

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT???

[@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940]

ARE YOU STUPID IS A DINOSAUR ARE YOU BLIND

[@dragosrandomstuff9261]

@@Mr.superqueenkingLiam69940no it’s clearly a dog

[@DylanNottingham-ef3we]

The jump at the start was so cute

[@Lupolodon]

what kind of monitor lizard is he?

[@sparrenburger2804]

I think he is an argus monitor (varanus panoptes) or Gould's monitor (v. gouldii). They can look very similar. 🦎💚

[@Lupolodon]

@@sparrenburger2804 ty

[@jamessparkman6604]

@@Lupolodon I think you say, devolve the monitor lizards into mosasaurs

[@Lupolodon]

@@jamessparkman6604 xD

[@Rand0m_Mex1can14]

I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He’s a human.

[@xXFall4M3]

Cutie

[@janiem1823]

Dude his pet when stands up it looks like he’s Godzilla

[@Jack_et34]

whats a cool lizard

[@christinamarie1980]

His little hops💜💜💜 Give him all the snacks!!!!

[@mikirower]

wich monitor is he?

[@russellbranch3208]

Asian water monitor

[@sparrenburger2804]

​@@russellbranch3208 NO! That's not an asian Watermonitor and even it's not a watermonitor nor a asian species. I would say he is an Argus-monitor or maybe a Goulds-monitor because of the small size.

[@SSJGhost_Wolf]

Raptor is a chill little dude

[@benzemajoaquinroyas5246]

He's a hybrid between a mosasaurus and blue the velociraptor