my male fantasy

i wrote many daddy Majima blogposts

[@Quadraxis]

For a man with no depth vision, his coordination is amazing.

[@therealbubble4696]

Oh, if you only saw what he can do with both of his eyes.

[@lapisgerentis6337]

@@therealbubble4696 We did. That's why he lost one.

[@kiloklavdi1185]

You've never seen Solid Snek on field

[@lvbboi9]

@@kiloklavdi1185 yep lmao

[@angelusvastator1297]

I think a one eyed guy like him would force himself to have better coordination.

[@joselitoestrabela8144]

"Mom it's a game of crime and action I swear"

[@magmat0585]

Mom: *presses X to disbelieve*

[@alterlait2601]

@@magmat0585 He might not even have a mom cause he might be an anime protagonist.

[@magmat0585]

@@alterlait2601 Truck-Kun tried to Isekai him once.... Truck-Kun got Isekai'd instead

[@thischannelwillcomeback1859]

no tell her this is a game about singing karaoke

[@johntthompson3687]

@@magmat0585 *Perform the action of putting pressure in a short period of time on a button labeled "X" to express an uncertainty feeling*

[@ijustcompletedpart7201]

Someone:" Yakuza is a Serious crime series" Me:

[@melissaredburm9483]

The Ambulance which killed Kira wym this is some serious stuff

[@thevengefulone57]

What’re you talking about? This is the most serious game since Serious Sam 2.

[@drixg555]

Like Fist of the North Star is a serious post-apocalyptic martial arts series?

[@forgottenartform]

It's a serious crime game - providing you don't play any side stories, never go to the karaoke bars, skip 80% of the cutscenes and miss out of 99% of the appeal of the games :p

[@thinglet2478]

@@thevengefulone57 To be fair Serious Sam 2 was a bit more silly then the original Serious Sam

[@n0vitski]

Men have two moods: 1. Baka Mitai 2. 24h Cinderella

[@ГотаБГ]

What about 3. Judgment?

[@untipocualquiera3583]

I'm mostly a Machine Gun Kiss kinda guy.

[@thestrangeandstupidone8116]

I’m more of a Majima version’s “Get To The Top” guy

[@KiIIerQueenboom]

3. friday night

[@gay__steak]

@@ГотаБГthat’s the secret mood you get after beating the five billionaires

[@ohlawd4839]

"this appeals to the male fantasy" "I LOVE YOU" "YOU LOVE ME"

[@ZurditaDinamita]

*ROVE ✨👌🏻

[@wycade1498]

"We're a happy family"

[@saxtonturner2240]

It's true, men just wanna be loved too, just like anyone. Loved, appreciated, accepted and venerated for our good hearts and fantastic dancing!!!

[@errorsyntax404wontworth6]

You okay dude?

[@saxtonturner2240]

@@errorsyntax404wontworth6 Actually today has been amazing, one for the history books, but yeah, the last few years have been hard on ya boy.

[@alfatazer_8991]

This is what peak masculinity looks like.

[@cesarmendieta7954]

totally agree

[@Keniz99]

Can't argue

[@Santos-tu9yl]

Can't deny that

[@justacommonegg3714]

Jojo is the maximum representation of masculinity, but this will still do

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Of course it is, being perfectly capable of winning 5 armed yakuza vs you with your bare hands and singing dreamy sugary pop songs at the same time is the most masculine one can be. Majima is so masculine he can dress in drag or 30-year-outdated fashion and still look like an alpha male.

[@MayoTheJar]

I want to kiss the creative director who thought: "Hmm yes, minigames, but with badass men in rollerskates, dancing and singing"

[@yuriyuka9598]

Underrated comment

[@Edible_edibility]

Is this real? I never played Yakuza

[@fuzenshimura3316]

@@Edible_edibility it is real

[@MayoTheJar]

@@Edible_edibility yes it's one of the minigames lmao

[@AMJazzy96]

You mean Ryosuke Horii?

[@dachangoo594]

The masculine urge to be a part of this group

[@Kevin_MG69]

Ikr

[@bena1826]

that one backup dancer saying HEYYYYYY in the goblin voice at the end was feeling himself a little too hard

[@jamesryder8305]

Brooo that shit always hits me every time I listen to this song.

[@sagelove7191]

OMG i litterally only heard that when you pointed it out lol

[@bookfan1239]

I always crack up at the end because of that one dude. Whoever did that is a god

[@tomthestone1470]

Fairly certain that’s Majima

[@ainsleyhogan6015]

Mfer sounds like TOAD

[@sunnyapartmentroom2038]

You're goddamn right this is my fantasy

[@kozobrody1240]

*Goddamn straight

[@samubax6599]

Why so many members of the Danganronpa fandom?

[@Weeb-kt4rt]

Samu Bax hmmm

[@Jacob9042]

SAMEEE

[@salierisneighbor9736]

Samu Bax Pupupu don't ask me

[@obitobi2156]

“Yakuza is a serious game series about crime” Yakuza:

[@softwaretm575]

BRUHHHHHHHHH

[@MangoPuree]

@X4TERUMI bh

[@akunekochan]

@@MangoPuree b

[@richardtheerune2891]

@@akunekochan h

[@oldcowbb]

@@richardtheerune2891 u

[@theres3nsinmyname887]

Remember, actual yakuza members in Japan approved this game.

[@dirtyshinobii]

why wouldn't they lol

[@Eidlones]

Of course they did. What's treated as a legendary figure of the yakuza organization is one of most aspirational figures in video games. It's good PR

[@lq-84i52]

@@Eidlones you do know this is the same game series that openly talks about how shit being in the yakuza it is and that alot of power-hungry people are in it and are openly trying to do anything for it.

[@Eidlones]

@LQ-84i And basically all the villains don't care about what it means to be a "true" yakuza, while Kiryu is all about how being a Yakuza is honorable and how those "bad ones" disgrace the title. Kiryu comes in and "corrects" the injustices in the organization, despite in reality those being what the yakuza actually does. He's the posterboy for what being a TRUE yakuza is, and he's one of the most wholesome, supportive, "do right and be honorable" characters in video games.

[@lq-84i52]

@@Eidlones correct, it's actually touched upon in like a dragon, how 21st century yakuza are just different then the older.

[@zhin13]

As a male, I do in fact fantasize to have the huge amount of confidence required to be part of that group

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

The ultimate power fantasy is Chad confidence.

[@samh659]

I do have to admit it, I wish I'm that confident in myself...

[@DanteV42]

i just fantasize in general

[@sleepypotato6495]

Same

[@matthewb9955]

That’s not confidence, it’s poor judgement. Example “Joe’s poor judgement led him to join a group that resulted in a complete loss of respect from his friends and loved ones”

[@johnedward6106]

Can we all just appreciate how in this Majima looks like as if he's having the time of his life, especially his face at the end, the very definition of "My life is finally complete".

[@Rehteal]

And then you check the lyrics to his song in Kiwami 2

[@xboxpenguin8705]

@@Rehteal BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO D;

[@MUI69420]

@@Rehteal oof

[@undefinederror40404]

Wanted to give a like but it stands at 404 now, and surely you can see why I can't change that..

[@benlonghurst7777]

Majima's life can only be complete when he marries Makato

[@guitarbow11]

Anime villain: has killed countless and is completely irredeemable Anime villain in the opening:

[@Kmn2]

Dio in a nutshell tbh

[@combineelite6476]

That one dude who *is 33 years old, his house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he is not married, he works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest, he doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks.* *He's in bed by 11 PM, and makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what, after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually has no problems sleeping until morning, just like a baby, he wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, he was told there were no issues at his last check-up.* *He's trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, he takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night, that is how he deals with society, and he knows that is what brings him happiness, although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone* in a nutshell

[@frederik1q590]

@@combineelite6476 eyyy, is it Funny Valentine?

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

Nope, it's ya boy David Bowie.

[@frederik1q590]

@@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250 you sure it ain't the president of the US?

[@atomicwreck2063]

The male fantasy: - Having a stable relationship - Having a steady friend group who you can speak your problems with - Having no college debt - Being able to do basic things without being thought of as a pervert or a creep - Not having depression or self doubt - Having confidence - Be charismatic

[@chromv0lt36]

Adding to your list: - Being economically and emotially stable. And also *the opportunity to play yakuza*

[@spacecowboy6801]

Isn't that like anyone's fantasy

[@PelleXGraves]

Only thing i have on that list is no college debt

[@Yesytsucks]

@@PelleXGraves no college debt??? *megamind pic*

[@amiserablelittlepileofsecr856]

And knowing no more bots in tf2

[@josephschroeppel852]

I'm not gay but i definitely want a bunch of buff dudes to sing to me

[@jokerobama6857]

Japanese Yakuza to be specific lol

[@jokerobama6857]

Yes they are fucking Yakuza

[@justyouraverageguy6354]

Nah you gay homie💀

[@somerandomguyontheinternett]

​@@justyouraverageguy6354 Nah bro, it's called the *male fantasy* . Wait, that does sound pretty gay.

[@justyouraverageguy6354]

@@somerandomguyontheinternett yep sounds pretty gay too me

[@kkimda5781]

I love that even people that didn't play Yakuza fall in love with Majima in this comment section.

[@FlyingFocs]

This video convinced mr,I should play the game, ngl

[@kkimda5781]

@@FlyingFocs Go play, it's good :)

[@mamode242]

Same, my interest has peaked

[@Heli-draws]

I'd like to play the game,but I don't have a PS4

[@taylalapic5595]

@@Heli-draws its on PC and xbox one!

[@tadeuszrozewiczjakojanuszb3463]

This is the first time I’ve seen this man and I’m already picturing us growing old together.

[@ScorchtheHawk]

You don’t need to picture it. The Yakuza series lets you EXPERIENCE exactly that

[@Truck-Kuns-next-victim]

As a girl, can I just say this applies to everyone’s fantasy?? Watching Majima preform like a teen pop idol had me choking with laughter.

[@robbietheweirdo]

agreed

[@infernalidiot505]

Amen, sister.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

I’m pretty sure that one of the Majima fights in one of the Yakuza games has him in that outfit and he’s referred to as Everyone’s Fantasy… THEY FUCKING KNEW WHAT THEY WERE THINKING…

[@robbietheweirdo]

@@BlackdragonTheShadow it's everyone's idol

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Whoops… but my point still stands

[@Sephiewoth]

He's not just the male fantasy, he's everyone's fantasy.

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

Kiryu Chan damn straight or gay or whatever fuck.

[@verticalbird3427]

I can confirm this as i am an alien

[@vladtepes2667]

But is he the final fantasy.

[@Sephiewoth]

If he's everyone's fantasy, he is the final fantasy.

[@AAA-iy9jz]

I ship you two. Pls go out on a date already.

[@adonissherlock]

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

[@thanthanh5190]

Well i do love it

[@jamie1602]

where's the lie

[@vurrunna]

As a man, I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@JoiH_Squigs]

And the ratings really show it too!

[@dodojesus4529]

I mean given their actrobatics,-yup

[@salvador3954]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was one direction

[@Vandarte_translator]

It's nice.

[@endergirldragon]

Yes.

[@simplychaff1875]

I’m telling them this was BTS

[@Kikoou]

Giving One Direction too much credit.

[@Krillacreat]

I'm gonna tell my kids that this was the Jonas Brothers

[@meatkirbo]

I remember when I first saw this and thought "this can't be canon, right?" And the after I fell down the rabbit hole that it Yakuza shitposts, I came to the realization that yes, it's canon, and that's not the weirdest thing about this series

[@Ari_28]

Same XD Love this vid

[@route77productions]

Yakuza's Main Stories: Serious Gritty Dramas. Yakuza's Side Quests: 🤡🤡🤡

[@gyrog954]

That how it do be

[@raivin7172]

and thats fucking awesome

[@justixevu2177]

Like every action anime ever

[@niohfaide6820]

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

[@souther_iwnl]

Yakuza 0 or kiwami?

[@Dark_Slayer77]

I like how this is the first video when I searched "male fantasy". This proves that Yakuza series are the ultimate male fantasy

[@nofuture9971]

So damn true.

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

One moment your punching guys the next this

[@eris1301]

why were YOU searching "male fantasy" tho..

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Ah yes, the true man's fantasy. Karaoke, dress-up/club management mini games, hot wheels and pummeling thugs with motorcycle.

[@thesquishedelf1301]

@@n-extrafries-surprise sounds about right, really

[@ackirane4640]

never played yakuza but i just fell in love

[@Excalibur01]

Play it

[@corsojames]

You'll love it more when you play it lmao

[@heavyweaponsguy2944]

Good

[@Jester4460]

It is best game

[@Excalibur01]

@@Jester4460 Me. 7 games later...JFC

[@Pineabble]

I love this video, but it always makes me laugh most because of that one dude sounding like Toad at the end.

[@MetaGiga]

What if it IS Toad casually deciding to disguise himself and join Goro Majima’s idol group?

[@Ghosty144]

Bold of you to assume this isn't the female fantasy as well

[@analaurahernandez5791]

As a female I relate to this

[@pork_soda6]

feMALE, we are all secretly male.

[@coreytaylor447]

@@pork_soda6 so your telling me... it is gay to have a girlfriend? I KNEW IT!

[@user-yi5mt2df5q]

@@coreytaylor447 Not if you say no homo

[@tlatoani931]

It IS the female fantasy too, why wouldn't it be?

[@ApostolicSketches]

how can Yakuza men do both they're like super threatening and then all of a sudden they're singing songs making you feel like you're on Sunshine and rainbows

[@ZetsubouGintama]

But they are literally on sunshine! Just look at the name of Cabaret Club Majima working on that's not Grand.

[@KumaOso16]

The duality of Yakuza.

[@forastero54321]

You walk in this game a child -- you walk out a gangsta-idol.

[@killergarfield]

It's Japan.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Because that's true manliness, nothing is more macho and scary that a man unafraid to show and fight for his heart's desire.

[@vmaoi3857]

Real yakuza: “Yeah this seems like us.”

[@deviljho4260]

10,000 Subscribers With No Videos Challenge When Japan has the economic boom literally everyone was just doing shit like this, even yakuza.

[@Luukaar]

The real Yakuza approved Yakuza 3 not this

[@elipsiclearts2284]

I wanna see the real Yakuza do this in real life,complete with dancing,singing,and roller skating on ice

[@gentaillahi6153]

@@Luukaar so, the real Yakuza is approving the pink truck being rushed into a bunch of people at full speed?

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@Sora's Sky I'm pretty sure all ot RGG is Yakuza approved Except RGG 3 is the one that's exactly Yakuza life

[@corey1054]

*SHINDERELAAAA!!!!*

[@5mac866]

k-pop stans been quiet since this came out

[@aqualight1760]

Such an underrated comment

[@lilsempai]

Oh no😂

[@emmanuelclegg4755]

Yea

[@waffleman4538]

a wise man has once said if a k is before the pop use a shotgun to make it stop

[@ozge8262]

@X4TERUMI no youre just racist and are obsessed w hating on whatever teenage girls are into.

[@sherlockbatmanholmes892]

As a male gamer. I can confirm. This is the male fantasy.

[@dirtydan9636]

Agree

[@saigaqueti5947]

yies

[@pdtheplaguedoctor2066]

Definitely my male fantasy

[@Midtermsmi]

@@pdtheplaguedoctor2066 so this is a quiet lifestyle for you?

[@thiagorafaelsouza7184]

Agree

[@alcole-holic8779]

Majima is so self confident and secure about who he is that not only does he have the confidence to perform this, he’s also completely memorized the lyrics if I recall correctly

[@micreper]

he knows the lyrics by heart,there was a sidestory where he just casually started signing 24-hour cinderella

[@meldrickedwards1892]

Sure.

[@equinaxr1314]

The anime: psycho murders a whole family The opening:

[@mroqai5397]

JoJo part 4 in a nutshell

[@YataTheFifteenth]

CRAZY NOISY BIIIIZAAAARREEE TOOOOOOOWWWNNNN

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

The game: Murder mystery case with in depth psychoanalytical philosophy of the main casts represented by tarot cards. The spin off game:

[@marcelberes469]

@@n-extrafries-surprise Persona?

[@euryptrey]

@@YataTheFifteenth GREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS

[@TheGamingAngel18]

Someone: Convince me to play the Yakuza games. Me: You got 46 seconds?

[@doctoc1334]

AngelRin89 underrated comment

[@Klonoahedgehog]

Seriously though that's how I got into this series.

[@mellamojeff458]

@@Klonoahedgehog I saw this on Twitter the other day which made me purchase judgement and I'm having a jolly time with it along with beating up perverts and stalkers. 0 from what I can tell is going to be an amazing time when I buy it

[@honestabe5153]

*41 seconds

[@dsa2505]

That's all you need to say

[@rottenaweaken]

9 yo me: the guy with eye patch is scary The guy with eye patch:

[@goromajima1511]

WHERE ARE YOU ❤️KIRYU-CHAAAAAAAAN!❤️

[@gonkdroid3959]

Goro Majima Stop hiding in bins man it’s unhealthy

[@EricNguyenLe]

Goro Majima How did I not detect you in my cams!?

[@gritz4210]

@@goromajima1511 OH FUCK

[@TheGamersReview]

@@goromajima1511 well the fact of how gay you are for Kiryu chan scares me XD

[@Trikovioz]

My girlfriend is hella into Yakuza and the memes. I've actually never played Yakuza before and have no idea what it's about. She just sent this to me and I have absolutely no context what the hell is going on.

[@forastero54321]

In short: the games explore the underbelly of the yakuza world and politics through our main characters. However; despite the fact that our MC’s are also burley yakuza, they also have a soft nature underneath. During the karaoke mini games-if you manage to keep your score high enough in the first half, you’ll be treated to the mc’s fantasy about what the songs mean to them. For this character, Goro Majima, he fantasizes about being in an idol band lol.

[@TheMaskedFox288]

You don't need context all you need is men in sparkly outfits on roller skates singing pop songs

[@Trikovioz]

@@TheMaskedFox288 I am on Yakuza 2 now and I am in love with Majima's character. He is the only reason I play the games now, I love this dumbass so much

[@OmniKit]

​@@TrikoviozYou and your girlfriend are going to be inseparable after you finish the Yakuza series

[@fishussugon3215]

No one gonna talk about how that choreography is insanely hard WITH ROLLER BLADES ON

[@minamur]

them's roller skates

[@dodojesus4529]

This is peak performance.

[@mr.stormstriker]

More like impossible

[@ChicaGaming_Z]

BACKFLIPS EVEN???

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

The power of the male fantasy

[@greenseagull9611]

Quick reminder that actual Yakuza complimented the accuracy of this game.

[@Aykun_]

This game or Yakuza 3?

[@greenseagull9611]

@@Aykun_ all of them I believe

[@BebopBun]

@@greenseagull9611 I wanna join the Yakuza if we can do shit like this

[@Amber-yw4ji]

This just looks like a typical Friday night for the yakuza

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Source?!?!?

[@duchi882]

This just shows that Yakuza is a gold mine for meme content

[@mojackoche1698]

and I love it 👍

[@kannatheweeb8836]

it is

[@samakafrisco1759]

DA ME DA NEEE

[@thatonedudefromdiscord4348]

It also has an incredible plot, memorable characters and awesome gameplay. Seriously guys, check out this game, you’ll love it.

[@HmongHeroo]

The more I see the memes, the more I plan to play them. It'd probably still be just as surprising when playing it.

[@cerealata9035]

If embracing my inner male fantasy and becoming 24-Hour Cinderella is wrong, *then I don't want to be right.*

[@critch7514]

I mean, if your a dude who’s male fantasy isn’t buff men singing and dancing with such grace, what’s wrong with you

[@TOUGHEYES]

On rollerskates. Can't forget the rollerskates.

[@skeletor2012]

@@TOUGHEYES YES

[@supershifter2862]

JOJO?????????????????????

[@TOUGHEYES]

@@supershifter2862 OHOHOHOHO

[@downrad5684]

I know right

[@mangotango8115]

I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight

[@eduardojara6955]

Me" *behind you and rubbing your shoulder* : it's okay accept it

[@KenMasters.]

So am I, and I think this is the manliest thing I have ever witnessed.

[@eduardojara6955]

@@KenMasters. I got muscles and more hair on my chest, is that normal

[@KenMasters.]

Eduardo Jara Yes, it’s called puberty.

[@eduardojara6955]

@@KenMasters. after watching this video Love your awnser tho

[@NotMikey437]

Goal-> *Staying straight* Obstacle-> *GORO MAJIMA*

[@Christopher-eq1rn]

You shouldn't set impossible goals

[@trueblueclue]

Goal-> *Getting Gay with Majima no Nii-San* Obstacle-> *Jealous Straight Women*

[@NightOwl1515]

*MISSION FAILED*

[@nemo-chan9252]

Im female and even I have the *super gay* for him!

[@nox_luna]

love the username, fire and miss guy is one of my favorite grumps characters

[@FreakinSweet1987]

That additional, cackling "HEY" at the end gets me every time.

[@Zibby5Goalzz]

I'm female and I approve the male fantasy

[@corsojames]

*our* fantasy

[@repeatbot]

@@corsojames *Soviet anthem intensifies*

[@lovelydiablerie]

Majima Fantasy: Approved

[@BOGOworms4sale]

Women aren’t real this comment is fake.

[@annaferns1840]

@@BOGOworms4sale *fades in PowerPoint presentation*

[@striker6677]

I would commit several war crimes just to be Majima's back up dancer.

[@borntobeewild7529]

LMAAOOOOO

[@AztecSamurai01]

“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”

[@pinkcat4545]

The profile pic says it all

[@snipermonke4life345]

same bro

[@ayashegwynngelapaguirigan-29]

@tom gu because we worship Majima, of course.

[@aaronboy1246]

Kpop is temporary, yakuza jpop is forever

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

*Stares longingly at Majima* She's right, this does appeal to my male fantasies. By which I mean my fantasies about THIS male.

[@koi404]

Moostached Saiyan Prince Exactly

[@mercka4583]

Moostached Saiyan Prince They don't call him The Mad Dog of Shimano for nothing

[@reeftheweirdboy9177]

My two moods: 1. This 2. Baka mitai

[@moodyfingers7301]

The Opening Mood vs The Ending Mood.

[@bass2762]

nah the second one is shiawase nara iiya

[@adhikaseta9502]

i have a two side

[@anonymoususer3888]

Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo baka mitai

[@grips7813]

Speaking of... wtf is this?

[@starrycanvas.]

This isn't the male fantasy, it's everyone's fantasy.

[@rhain9388]

Oh my god he's right

[@KenMasters.]

I can’t deny it.

[@marsrat3392]

This is so true

[@snailofkale]

As an nb I agree wholeheartedly

[@DEV-rw7eu]

Why does this only have 5 comments?

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

"Alright, we need something to lessen the tension so the player feels like playing more." "What if we have Majima dress in pink and dance?" "PERFECT.""

[@komos3719]

Not a male, but this is definitely my fantasy

[@adventureswithizma1261]

Lol Same here

[@akunekochan]

Same

[@biomechanica456th]

same

[@aminahusodan2043]

Ah yes same

[@karlacuellar1636]

Same

[@goldlink567]

I wanted him to wink at the end. But he has an eye patch. So he's always winking.

[@reporteddoppo700]

I don't know why, but this made me very happy and very sad at the same time. :T

[@Schalla1641]

galaxy brain right there

[@DerekCooper_]

That’s deep

[@eyeguydojima7131]

@@DerekCooper_ Just like the knife in Majima's eye

[@slicedtopieces]

It's a Schrodinger's cat quantum physics situation. He's both winking and not winking beneath the eye patch.

[@RemiScutlet]

Funny Guy at Home: "Baka Mitai..." Funny Guy at School: "SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU"

[@bagofporkchips8882]

Fax

[@ogevening167]

underrated

[@goromajima1511]

Wrong it's SU NAO NI [I LOVE YOU]

[@RemiScutlet]

@@goromajima1511 Thanks M8!

[@mr.battle20]

@@RemiScutlet kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXOuiZ5oi8aCjKM Watch to the end.

[@squidy7771]

even if video games did appeal to "the male fantasy", there's nothing wrong with that. this woman is a walking caricature

[@TurtleChad1]

This isn't just the male fantasy but also the turtle fantasy.

[@burgerking9463]

@Pepsi I was going to ask you the same thing.

[@laoguienjoyer7281]

r/usernamechecksout

[@exammole4545]

Why is a very Shellcialist Turtle, Ralph, literal Burger King *TM,* Sami and an Exam Mole doing here?

[@kishinova2501]

@@exammole4545 why are you here ?

[@hypebeastfarron9294]

Uh about that

[@samantaraafat8526]

Unrelated to the topic but if there was one thing that really convinced me to buy Yakuza, it’s this video

[@atomic747]

Thats pretty related to me

[@BlazerT48]

me. And now I'm stuck in Yakuza hell with my undying love to Majima grew larger

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

It was literally this video that sparked my interest in the series... Now after playing through 4 entire games it's one of my favourite series ever.

[@rubyy.7374]

I bought it about three weeks ago and I just can’t put the thing down. Yakuza 0 the most enthralling game to exist and I greatly anticipate seeing Majima burst out of a nearby trash can in the next game.

[@deyverreyes5321]

Same lmfao

[@fuyuhikokuzuryuu5611]

*I haven’t even played Yakuza and I absolutely love this character already.* Edit: Ok I’ll play it Edit 2: This is a good game

[@PootisArchiveshh]

Same! I wanna play just because of him

[@khemically6124]

You definitely should, I've heard they're great. Still playing the first one though, but I'm already having fun. All I know is to not play Yakuza 0 first, since it's a prequel and you won't know who anybody is.

[@thelotuseater6496]

@@khemically6124 This is FROM 0 tho!

[@khemically6124]

@@thelotuseater6496 I'm a dumdum

[@cvoz7870]

@@khemically6124 but isn't a prequel good? you get introduced into the story and this game takes place in 1988 while the other games take place in the 2000s.

[@Bombastic_daioh]

No joke, this and Bakai Mitai actually conveinced me trying the Yakuza franchise starting with 0 and i'll never regret it period.

[@PinaaaColaaa]

She’s just jealous that she can’t pull off those badass flips

[@blackgayman]

1k likes 0 replies big bruh moment

[@PinaaaColaaa]

@@blackgayman I have reached the beginning of the pinnacle.

[@xaverosso3605]

Interesting

[@blackgayman]

@@PinaaaColaaa indeed

[@gaussiangirl]

She has a saggy tibbies

[@HeavyMetalBeliever]

Hey, it's not gay if it's Majima.

[@deamonxslayer]

Steel4 fact

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

Steel4 point taken.

[@krismas7531]

It's Majimasexual

[@tigerfestivals5137]

Steel4 Just call him Goromi

[@alevalderrama1]

Facts

[@alezarde211]

You know how Majima can choke people in fights? I would willingly accept if Majima choked me out

[@xRAINxOFxBLOODx]

"harder daddy" "Dafuq?"

[@Sephiewoth]

I fucking wish.

[@lieutenant_lucky_rocks]

Data Kenzington Literally exactly same

[@Reynsoon]

Okay junpei

[@spookykay4605]

Harder Daddy

[@ZD-uc2ve]

Feminist be like:b-bu-but”cries”

[@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495]

The villain: *is a child murderer, killed thousands, complete evil.* How the fandom portrays them:

[@wil.d_sage]

This is the creepy pasta/jeff the killer/ slenderman fandom in a nutshell 😂

[@Red-MagicOrchestra]

"Yeah, I can definitely fix him!"

[@nicak777alex9]

The fact that he couldn't make it as an Idol is probably what drove him into being a mafia thug lol

[@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923]

It's okay, you can say Purple Guy.

[@jaegercat6702]

@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 well he killed about a dozen or two, but your point stands.

[@basgerritsen9669]

I mean being as confident as these guys while singing on roller skates pretty much is the definition of peak manliness right?

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

fucking backflipped while wearing that shoe

[@sev1120]

Imagine a music video where all the playable yakuza protags just do one big musical number

[@Attor]

@@sev1120 Not quite all of them and not a video but the Passionate All Stars Mix of Get to the Top! has 4 of them backing up Haruka's singing

[@affegpus4195]

Yeah, it doesn't get manlier than this

[@krauser18x]

Yeah. No one has ever thought otherwise

[@roxassora2706]

As a female, I can admit that with all my experiences with men that this is all they think about. It's sad that men only think about one thing.

[@NEETKitten]

Yeah but... Can you blame them? Just look at him!

[@bluedragon8658]

NEET Kitten god cursed females to have to contend with Majima for the hearts of men

[@NEETKitten]

@@bluedragon8658 This unabashed cruelty is why I always choose the Chaos alignment. #YHVHisadick

[@caramelcoconut2524]

Girl WHAT I'm a girl and thats all we think about too

[@night00glider]

Sad that some of you don’t remember the memes “men only think about one thing and it disgusting”

[@stuffedheart4001]

Why everything fun gotta be for the guys?

[@friedrichperez638]

Ive watched this an unhealthy amount of times

[@michaelnolson8577]

its catchy as hell

[@chocomitony]

Play Yakuza 0 then, u Will love the game

[@zovinchen3281]

There's no such thing as "too much Majima"

[@JaiktheSnaik]

No such thing as unhealthy amount

[@senorcchiim8748]

Same

[@mostlyimpulsive3462]

I would like to point out that this is ALSO the female fantasy

[@zoki4291]

preach

[@chiaraj1003]

Chrm. This is THE fantasy! No one escapes Majima's charm! No one!

[@Mechagodzilla128]

@@chiaraj1003 You could even say it is.... the *Final* fantasy.

[@amatsu9951]

Sorry, this is peak "male fantasy", if you like this you are a boy or a man, even if you are born as a girl.

[@mostlyimpulsive3462]

@@amatsu9951 oh fuck. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

[@lllXanderlll]

Truly Japan understands the male fantasy, what with Jojo and things like this.. they have ascended

[@Mechagodzilla128]

Japan knows what the common man truly wants.

[@far0145]

I literally went to the Yakuza fandom and community after watching this lol

[@sethleoric2598]

They somehow made me root for...n..NAZIS THEY MADE ME ROOT FOR F*CKING STROHEIM THAT THE F*CK

[@MG-ql8sg]

@@sethleoric2598 how is that a problem

[@sethleoric2598]

Lug did i say it was a problem?

[@mediocre_sandwich2113]

I can confirm this is the male fantasy. The sheer amount of passion poured into the song and dance tugs at the heart strings. The vocals, the choreography, brings a tear to even the toughest person’s eye. This. This is true art. The true fantasy.

[@123hattan]

They last guy who says ''heeeeyy'' with a voice crack is the best. Edit: I love people replying to this comment because it reminds me that this masterpiece exists. Edit 2: I am so proud of this community

[@darklord884]

So...Majima is the best. We knew that already.

[@jonnytzg5314]

Truee

[@MansoorSyed241]

You mean Toad?

[@123hattan]

@@MansoorSyed241 Jesus, I did not realise!

[@Polychi1998]

Toad anyone?

[@WaxierWarrior]

To be fair, who hasn’t fantasised of their own big musical piece?

[@Gilgamesh97C]

Shut up!!!

[@fernandod4046]

People denying it.

[@lightninstriker10]

...You know you're not wrong.

[@reddytoplay9188]

Shut it don't expose me!!! :D

[@telosladd7706]

It’s 1 am, your outside listening to music. *music video ensues*

[@theodddish1846]

Nothing wrong with content aimed at men only. Women feel free to make games for women. No one's stopping you.

[@theodddish1846]

@Archishman Rath that doesn't mean anything.

[@purelunacy2362]

Majima is more of a daddy material than my own father

[@khemically6124]

At least you're consenting to being beaten amirite

[@dylanaguilar6099]

@@khemically6124 oml

[@ViktorScberg]

Ah the victim of Belto-san

[@Anaskor2005]

,,Games apeal to male fantasy" * Me being female and playing Breath of the Wild with half naked Link *

[@maybemablemaples2144]

Okay but that's just the Femboy Agenda. Shhhh 🤫

[@thechanglongwang]

@@maybemablemaples2144 no

[@lizardguyNA]

Enjoy, there's a lot of to do.

[@XXXXD]

@@maybemablemaples2144 thats not what femboy means

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

😲

[@sabconth]

He's not just the male fantasy He's not just the female fantasy He's the final fantasy

[@BrunoDojo]

7

[@aegis5678]

Remake

[@BrunoDojo]

@@aegis5678 hell yeah got it preordered

[@aegis5678]

JustBrunoTV same

[@darkmanure]

@@aegis5678 If It doesn't have Majima, I'm canceling.

[@galaxymeow3853]

As a female, I appeal to the male fantasy

[@sirmonke8946]

Majima literally 10 minutes after stabbing a dude

[@tamashi4242]

This song is what's playing in his head as he stabs the guy

[@Cyber489]

@@tamashi4242 I * stab * LOVE * stab * YOU * stab *

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

get yourself a man who can do both :)

[@AquaFan1998]

Majima: *hums as hes stabbing the guy* i love you... you love me... Guy: "what?" Majima: "you wouldnt understand, you wasnt there" Guy: *dies from the stab wounds*

[@fatbreadsan]

@@AquaFan1998 28 STAB WOUNDS! Sorry wrong game

[@drakyln7808]

Imagine how much fun Majima's VA has during these sessions.

[@eduardojara6955]

The time of his life

[@handbanana5888]

The Japanese Love karaoke so I'm sure he loved it.

[@KHlb_]

Didn't he say that he hated singing?

[@JustinY.]

Jojo villains be like:

[@walutin7675]

I come to this video every day and now i saw you post like a day ago which is rare and my day is blessed

[@vladamirmakarov4783]

Oh

[@QwertyUiop-sm3fv]

Ah, justin y. I knew you'd find you way here. Tell me, how are you on this fine day?

[@kannathedragon7625]

Oh boi, a Justin Y comment from less than 1 day ago

[@BeanMachine360]

back again after a year?

[@Sazazezer]

Those few seconds of Majima just staring off into the distance at the end always crack me up. 'Yes. This is indeed the greatest moment of my life.'

[@captaindreadnought212]

“The stand user could be anyone of these people” The stand user:

[@jotarokujo9315]

Can confirm

[@masterpanos1990]

"The enemy stand users will try to blend in" The stand users:

[@marendenison3550]

YOO LUV MEE

[@D00DM00D]

"Who is Kira Yoshikage of all this people?" Kira Yoshikage:

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

Part 4: *theres a serial killer hidden around town* Part 4 casts during half of the anime:

[@esteemedyams]

I love how she says "i wrote a blog post" like it actually means something.

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmHQqHZnrc-thcU

[@plethra392]

@@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift WOAH I just caught that reply

[@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift]

I Vince Russo'ed this reply thread for the sake mankind and not the WWE wrestler Mankind. Now Adam doesn't need to turn off notifications on his reply thread now

[@lordfaggatron1687]

Weeaboo Jones where is the link for the first video

[@thundamuffinz1669]

@@plethra392 Would you care to share your knowledge, or would it ruin the joke?

[@n3rd39]

As a straight male, yes this is also my fantasy

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

How to get all the girls in 5 minutes

[@Mexaze_]

Atleast the song itself tells about how we as a Male wanted to have someone to be loved or romantic interests...🤣🤣🤣

[@shadmanhasan4205]

Same

[@yanfei7782]

Majima is now property of the galactic senate.

[@_____2219]

@@Mexaze_ i think you had the wrong idea about the song. SPOILERS!!! The song is about majima’s love for makoto and wanting to be with her even for just one day but can’t.

[@KaoRYuusha]

Can't wait to experience this male fantasy in Dragon Engine!

[@xxarcangelxx143]

I don't care what your preferences are, if you say you don't love majima, that's a red flag

[@jadapinkett1656]

Is that a new liquor/

[@anonymo_use5918]

Yeah im not communist

[@diccchocolate416]

I prefer Yamai

[@Thereal_nishikiyama]

I prefer nishki but majimaus slso good

[@magnesjberg24]

Yakuza is the most chad organisation for being secure about their sexuality.

[@Foxxie0kun]

They'll dance, sing karaoke, care about fashion and hygiene and presenting themselves with dignity and respect, and have a strict code of conduct that includes not hurting any innocent people. They've even provided disaster relief after major national disasters in Japan like the relatively recent tsunami and nuclear power plant issues.

[@thelrproject257]

@@Foxxie0kun too bad the organizational has also had links to human trafficking and gang wars which have involved innocents getting hurt. I always see yakuza as modern samurai living by an honour code and being beneficial to their communities but I feel the romanticised view we have of them is nothing more than that in manner. Then again it's noted which groups participate in the illegal stuff and which ones stick to the codes of honour strictly.

[@coolcool5181]

@@thelrproject257 They've also got worrying ties to the adult film industry. Some girls that are in their "movies" didn't exactly want to be.

[@Xarphor]

jojo dream

[@kusturucu1015]

@Afrid zmn Lol how many Yakuza dudes you ever met in your life? Like you could tell some dude is Yakuza after seeing him

[@feminico2613]

"The stand user can be anyone!" The stand user:

[@catxray1603]

This is an underrated comment.

[@trilor5728]

Joder q buen comentario

[@navilluscire2567]

*"Word of advice the stand user is always the most flamboyant looking guy in the room. That or the guy that looks like they did 1 thousand squats a day for 3 years while chugging gallons of muscle powder and has gained stupidly rock hard abs as a result, abs that could grind meat and shoulders that are inhumanely extra THICC."* -By a Jojo's Bizarre adventure viewer

[@perturabo149]

That includes you,you biych

[@Spro0gs]

LMFAOOOO

[@Whatzitooya891]

1.6k dislike is not for agreeing to that girl who hates video games but deep down knows that majima is their male fantasy but is too shy to admit it

[@terakiller]

yakuza is a hardcore fighting game series with a compelling story yakuza:

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Are you implying this is not compelling, how hardcore gangster Majima dreams of being a pop singer?

[@aliza_h]

The real-life Yakuza:

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Goro and his friends could like...skate all over me or whatever.

[@B3N_Youtube]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache agreed

[@B3N_Youtube]

Also, found you again god damn it!

[@grimmashley8422]

You too?

[@astramari28]

Guys, the stashed bluehairings have become their own clan, if this aint the same dud again f'course!

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

"men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" Me: More singing solos with Majima????

[@troubleintransit6485]

Tbh I wish that was the truth guys don't see the stuff that goes on in girls dms etc but also the last part is me too we need more.

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

YES

[@infernalidiot505]

As a female myself, I can say that I hate women who think that all men are like that like no

[@oasis808]

@@infernalidiot505 "as a female myself" 🤓🤓🤓ok pick me

[@infernalidiot505]

@@oasis808 How does beginning my sentence like that make me a 'pick me' tf?

[@rainytempest3137]

But make up appeals to her fantasy of being good looking

[@superzak7ify]

As a male gamer, I've always wanted to be in a Japanese boy band

[@5IvanDrago5]

That is a fantastic dream, work hard and do your best.

[@galaxymew5138]

We're rooting for you bro!!

[@n-extrafries-surprise]

You better revive Hikaru Genji (yes, a irl 80's boy band this cinematic is based of)

[@EternalVirgin]

DO IT

[@angelusvastator1297]

Weeb.

[@JustinY.]

If it's Majima, I would understand why a man would want him.

[@zyplex4357]

Dad?

[@billbixby7920]

Shut up Justin

[@andrewvan4029]

So he lives

[@jackbard2623]

GOD FCKIN DAMN IT JUSTIN

[@adamnyx340]

Oh, hey Justin!

[@yusui6110]

0:06 don’t mind my repeat button.

[@Amandeep68Singh]

You're doing God's work, uk?

[@ninjeb5802]

Thanks my dude