My Other Car is a Massage - The Headgum Podcast - 203

[@devgonewild839]

“My other car is a massage” is something even Chat GeoffPT couldn’t come up with in a million beers

[@juanpablohinojosa7862]

60 beers*

[@brianyobbz497]

Geoff woke up this morning and said “you know I haven’t spent hundreds of dollars of my own personal checking account on this show in a minute”

[@rorykaufmann1508]

You know he spent, like, a bad amount of money on those stickers

[@lobdooks]

You know I haven't been here all that long guys, but what I've been able to suss out, is that in a few seconds, you guys are gonna be holding me in high regard.

[@btk72491]

Geoff coming up with new ways to be awful at his job is truly impressive

[@komatosfulcrum]

great energy throughout this ep, lots of laughs, lots of joy, zero wisdom, and definitely anya zero CAW

[@TheArchsage74]

Amir, Alex, Anya, Allie. The Four As, and the Unfortunate G.

[@jonathandb91]

The A-team!

[@heyheyhey520]

What about my other laptop is a massage

[@laff2024]

I'm not sure about "My Other Car is a Massage", especially when "It's OK to Lease a Hat" is right there to slap on a fuckin MUG

[@wesleylitalien4562]

I mean…why jot?

[@rachelet]

25:51 "have you guys ever hiked til you bled? this can be blisters or sort of more of an anya situation"

[@elliotkeil6063]

Brokerage?! As in a shattered bluff?!

[@ThePantheons]

nah fr this really is one of the funniest consistently joy spreading shows every time it drops i'm watching and giggling like a little kid at christmas i dont know how you've done it but i've been stockholm syndrome'd and i'm so grateful. CHEERS!

[@karyharps]

1:21 in and im already cackling. Geoff a god damn icon of comedy and I will defend him until I die twice

[@ThePantheons]

seconded

[@Angels510]

How much did he venmo you...

[@karyharps]

@@Angels510 I venmo'd HIM $1200 then called him crying for it back

[@bobsonny]

if you must know, he venmo REQUESTED me the better part of $1000! when i ignored it, he requested an additional $1300 for "emotional damages and the like". What???

[@BoolyK]

Very proud of Geoff. It takes a lot of courage to just... be.

[@user-pt4xh2jr8h]

Soy

[@quesocaliente]

Desperately want this sticker

[@Jholl53]

The harder Geoff tries, the more Amir cries himself to sleep at night for making a hire of the decade.

[@Reecef266]

It's almost been a decade since Geoffrey started working at Headgum. That means that Geoffrey 2.0 is set to be hired soon. I wonder if that scares him.

[@gshak33]

Here for Amir’s “Can You Take Me Higher” Nickleback joke

[@dylanjc]

16:04 "Sometimes when I speak on the show, I just feel like I'm falling down a hill." What a great sum-up.

[@michaelramsey82]

Agreed. Never seen a more accurate description of Geoff's persona on the show.

[@captainautobots]

15:00 "I just got my period right before I walked in" 26:30 worst rice song

[@alam8540]

The energy in this episode is the aural equivalent of putting a mentos in a bottle of coke and quickly closing the cap

[@PepprCabbg]

27:45 jake johnson cameo

[@kansasXcityXstealth]

What the hell you’re right

[@Nidht]

I appreciate all these stellar guests that keep showing up so we can forget that Geoff is also on the show.

[@RodneysRice]

"My other car is a massage" kind of reminds me of the time Geoff tweeted out "My first car was a pear"

[@benlittleforest]

36:52 Allie KILLED it with that one

[@bonedamage]

Top tier group of guests, laughed out loud the whole episode

[@latro7752]

Has CAW been on an episode before? If felt like CAW’s first time.

[@timothymcaleer6480]

Girlll put your readers on...my other cars a massage

[@anthony7960]

"Not really..." "...Really?" Why does this make me laugh every time?

[@TheUsualOfficial]

17:13

[@zin.bricks]

my other car is a massage-arati

[@bobsonny]

nice

[@laurenthenault-brunet9369]

Each new episode is about a minute shorter than the previous one. Geoff is finally done something good for the show.

[@austinroebuck1339]

20:04 I like my other car is a massage 🤣 35:48 I like this one! 🤣 My Other Car Is A Massage!!

[@gshak33]

I still want “My other car is Geoff hitting his head” but sure, I guess this is fine

[@michaelramsey82]

Now I want that for my car, even more than I want the massage one

[@hawkhero8169]

I came so quick to this one I think it was Amir's zaddy look

[@carterwatson8594]

I’ve got my life savings cued up here #ReleaseTheBumper #MyOtherCarIsAMassage

[@donotworried]

This is how you top off a week! Best part of my Friday!

[@gshak33]

And the bumper sticker isn’t actually available currently in the store 😂 Why am I not surprised?

[@davidfleming.03]

Finn Wolfhard? On the pod? That’s awesome dude

[@YesMyNameIsKarl]

A lot of great big-"A" energy coming from the peanut gallery in today's episode, too bad for the Goison behind the boards souring the overall mood/joy

[@DaddyTuesdayNight]

Diss track in the works. Geoff better watch out. Daddy's coming for you.

[@sinn1sl0ken]

Geoff’s questions related to marriage were probably the least comprehensible things he’s said on the podcast… which is REALLY impressive.

[@JuliaSzilagyiYoga]

“The answer is always birds” could be another great option sticker wise

[@UserName-ik4fd]

this sticker would be great because my other car is actually a dressage (horsewise) and i'm pretty sure i can edit it the rest of the way

[@lobdooks]

If headgum doesn’t approve the bumper stickers you can always sell them from Rodney’s Closet

[@zabba7461]

We're baaaaack~ iconic ep!

[@BuckBeocca]

I went to the the headgum shop planning on buying 100 "My Other Car is a Massage" stickers but it wasn't there?

[@emmanuelwhite7288]

I do plan on copping the massage joint

[@coreyperdue37]

This episode meant nothing. And I love it!

[@QuestGoblin]

I had another video playing at the start of this video and just assumed it was Geoff finding more ways to torture his audience to have two overlapping videos.

[@humanperson8061]

I don't see a link where I can unironically buy this bumper sticker.

[@dangleangus]

Imagine my disappointment when no bumper sticker was available on the headgum store. Just when I thought this show couldn't get any worse

[@danielpearce7823]

This easily hits as a Top 3 episode of media in general, if I had to be bold.

[@alam8540]

This warlock man has me in such a chokehold, a virtual Stockholm Syndrome of sorts, it’s almost not a choice, I _need_ the sticker

[@samuelsandoval167]

27:53-28:33 Geoff, this is the worst string of sentences I’ve ever heard, combined with arguably the worst hand you’ve ever had. Idk who I am if this is what I watch, I feel less valuable after experiencing this

[@samuelsandoval167]

Don’t sing: “Omakase Eye-trash rice” Don’t say it either but especially don’t sing that. Wtf are you singing bro. I get really high and draw or write too, but you were clearly too high to engage your creative faculties in a non-terrible way. That was a songwriting session where your human cognition was pushed past its scientifically established minimums.

[@agneseditsstuff]

My other car truly is a massage

[@takatotakasui8307]

Posting this comment on the new upload to increase the odds of it being seen by Geoff. Since we found out that the entire show is planned down to the minute in Absentee Geoff (the best episode of season 2 or 1), we should get more bits about the episode outline in season 3. Episode 202 had a good gag in line with this idea

[@timgehrsitz3267]

Gonna put one of those tables with the face holes in it in my garage just so I can buy this bumper sticker

[@carltonascarf7694]

Audio only ep soon please!

[@coffin7904]

When i heard "new merch" i was feeling the joy and willing to shell out the money i dont have. Saw the product and all of that was for naught

[@danielhernnas177]

You sould send a sticker to superfast Matt. He is a KZbinr building a race car and will cover it in stickers

[@ThePantheons]

Anya is.... my last crush and after this ep my all consuming crush Allie is the candle i light as i shouteth "who goes there" in my victorian era sleeptwear and Geoff is a can of rice

[@MS-hp2fm]

this was pure rhythm

[@ejoshcoron]

A new rice track isn't complete without an Amir "what song is this...?" in it lol

[@zanepratt3096]

I understood ep 199 being filler but what's the excuse for the quality of the last 3?

[@skalty9868]

Why can I not purchase these

[@benlittleforest]

Not sure I've ever said "what's happening" more times during a podcast episode.

[@rhymesmcfist900]

Marika's not here but I love and respect all the guests on the pod so I will be listening, watching, and buying a bumper sticker. Geoff is fine.

[@SarcasticPersona]

This was some great CAWntent

[@takatotakasui8307]

Bring back Development Hell! One of the best segments to only appear once

[@DiVlogsOne]

Waiting for Geoff to drop a Kendrick/drake style diss track, only rice-ier

[@GypsyDishwasher]

"Why would someone not like me?" See episodes 1-154 and 156-203 of 'The Headgum Podcast".

[@counterpoprecords]

My other car is RICE

[@cyrr1213]

This is the only podcast that makes me cry laughing and I wouldn’t buy that bumper sticker

[@clairegopaul4977]

listening on a beach in mexico … relaxation a net negative i think

[@Sarah-vr2jq]

i really want that bumper sticker and let it be known that i DO own a subaru outback

[@shipwreck9146]

My other live is a laugh love

[@guysapire]

Geoff coming in with new year energy 5 months too late (or 7 months early)

[@djblast101]

As I'm driving listening to this podcast, I see a bumper sticker that says my other car is a PC. So not that crazy of a bumper sticker

[@Azimii]

i miss avital let's get her back

[@GregTurismo]

She’s so pretty and you know who I’m talking about

[@clairegopaul4977]

unfortunately i don’t even have a drivers license (marika style) and i would buy a sticker bc im susceptible to “celeb” endorsement (allie style)

[@clairegopaul4977]

i’ve been waiting for a taylor swift rice parody for eons and this is what i get?

[@nickbrunsvold5611]

my car and my massage are both swedish

[@chrisbyerly]

Brb gonna go make 100 custom bumper stickers that say “my other car is a deep tissue”

[@JosiahAngcanan-hu6re]

movie with a school play: 21 jump street

[@bobsonny]

Geoff's other car is a massacre

[@bungaIowbill]

36:50 MOCIAM

[@coreyperdue37]

We need a Brad episode geoffrey

[@C4rps]

This one was a hit and Geoff doesn't know why.

[@C4rps]

also worst rice song ever btw

[@alexdh2001]

amir drives a Mazda but his other car is a massage-da

[@Azimii]

i would love to buy a bumper sticker

[@kuwabara3226]

the core four

[@ИЛайтберн]

Anya Zero! Put your readers on!

[@GregTurismo]

This is week 59 of asking Geoff if I can be on the podcast

[@JtbAha]

Geoff, can you make a rice parody of R Kelly’s trapped in the closet please? 🙏

[@godthatsmellsgood]

My other car…is a pear

[@MichelediMuratore]

Anya zero 4lyf.

[@markmcmillan4233]

32:55

[@yeboy5158]

Amir looks like stevie wonder

[@StuartM62]

Great podcast and guests, in spite of Geoffs poison attitude kind of souring the room if not the day.

[@benlittleforest]

What's happening 27:52

[@Brett.A]

Where’s Marika???? Skip this one gang. Maybe next week

[@Azimii]

the queen shall return if we boycott

[@fiImstruck]

This is Anja & Allie erasure

[@stevenagelutton4322]

my other marika is a geoff

[@BigMcChriss]

A svelte 40 minute episode…

[@SirWickedDude]

Geoff's ADHD was.

[@haglerfan86]

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